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arm humper (Tue 29 Jun 2004 18:40:37 GMT)

a few coincidences

I like to do research on my willing victims and have been able to discover the birthdates of three of them. There are some coincidences connected with them.

1. Two of them have the same birthday: July 5th (different years).
2. The other one is born on October 28th, Bill Gates's birthday; his mother's birthday is July 5th.
3. I ended up working at the same place as the older one born i

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arm humper (Tue 07 Sep 2004 10:53:52 GMT)

bad boy

I always enjoy reading your stories and feel as though I know you. You seem 'muy simpatico'. I notice that you are an assman(?)and I guess that this is not only because of your practice. A few things have been said about black men and their admiration of the female bottom. I have always wondered about the reason for this and I will now make a few tentative suggestions by way of explanation. Other

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arm humper (Wed 08 Sep 2004 01:45:15 GMT)

coming from behind

I did not make myself absolutely clear with point 1(b) and so caused some confusion. The basic idea of all 3 first arguments is that some men may prefer admiring women from behind because that way they are more in control psychologically as it were, not that it is easier to get away with frotting a woman from the rear. The idea is a little abstract I will admit but I thought I would include it sti

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Arm Humper (Wed 08 Sep 2004 10:56:27 GMT)


I like your term "donkey-ass". We don't use that word where I am from but I can see clearly what it means and it seems very appropriate for some of the specimins I see around here. Here a well-built woman with long legs and a large curvaceous bottom is sometimes referred to with admiration as a "horse". Other local terms are "bone-bird" for a skinny girl and "red-pole" for a thick light skinned wo

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Arm Humper (Tue 14 Sep 2004 08:34:38 GMT)

The latest controversy

I think we can and should all agree that taking your penis out of your pants while humping is dangerous and not to be recommended. Even a favourably disposed woman has limits of tolerance. Unless your surname is Lewinski you are not going to enjoy getting semen stains on your clothing. If she objects and you get caught, what sort of defence are you going to put forward? In Britain you can be locked up for ten years for that sort of crime. I am not going to get embroiled in a long and futile argument but will end by paraphrasing what someone else said last year: if you want to live long and prosper then you should stick to 'classical' frotteurism.

Arm Humper (Wed 15 Sep 2004 08:25:39 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

What has become of this agreeable consensualist? Maybe I missed something: I don't have the time to read all of the posts. I miss the presence of this agreeable consensualist.

Arm Humper (Thu 16 Sep 2004 08:51:35 GMT)

Dr. Dry Hump

Where I am from people are quite tolerant of frotteurism. A woman came into my old workplace once and told a colleague that I had "rubbed my thing on her on the bus" and that was the last I heard of it. I was not there when she said this and I do not know how many people heard. You can guess how I responded when my female co-worker questioned me.
One of the girls who worked for a while at this

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Arm Humper (Thu 16 Sep 2004 09:03:16 GMT)

Sin of Omission

I forgot to mention that I left my old job shortly after the woman came in with this report but for other reasons. I did stay long enough to have gotten feedback from my co-workers if they had considered it a grave matter.

Arm Humper (Tue 30 Nov 2004 03:09:43 GMT)

Still active

I had two orgasms by frotting today. On the bus on the way to work I was standing behind a young woman in a blue pants suit who was letting me have my way, and to add to my excitement there were two schoolgirls who knew what I was up to and were looking discretely. It was one of those interesting psychological situations. They may not have realised that I knew that they knew what I was doing; cert

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Arm Humper (Tue 30 Nov 2004 23:34:10 GMT)


Thanks for your interest. I think it is a great thing to talk freely about this habit and communicate with other frotteurs.
Yes, in a way I did 3 women yesterday, but for me, I'm not happy unless I have an orgasm. One of the schoolgirls might oblige me I suppose, but only if she's on her own, without a friend who knows what is going on. That is what I meant by the 'sisterhood's rules of solidar

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Arm Humper (Wed 01 Dec 2004 00:34:08 GMT)

Talking to others about your habit

Someone mentioned recently that he had told some of his friends knew about his habit. A girl once told me that she used to press herself against men when travelling to school on the bus. Later on I told her what I did and at first she was understanding but, notwithstanding what I said in my last post, she changed her attitude when I told her that I also did it to schoolgirls. She was probably infl

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Arm Humper (Thu 02 Dec 2004 02:46:52 GMT)

afro d, Curious Chikan : Talking to nonfrotteurs about your habit , plus 'I have a dream'

I agree with you both that it's not something advisable and I would never encourage anyone to do it, as I said there are all sorts of dangers. However, as I suggested, my particular cultural climate is more tolerant of this particular weakness than yours probably is. People sing songs about rubbing themselves again women when dancing, and you see pictures of this in the papers and on tv regularly,

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Arm Humper (Fri 03 Dec 2004 00:05:09 GMT)

A few points

1. Nice work Opportunist. I operate in different circumstances, that is, on buses with limited time, so unlike you I usually try to climax without too much delay. And frotteurism is my only source of outlet, so it is important that I come and avoid becoming frustrated. I remember the gymnast Nadia Comenech, I think that was her surname, from my childhood. I think she was actually Roumanian but sti

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Arm Humper (Fri 03 Dec 2004 15:20:26 GMT)

Old Timer

You clearly put a lot of thought and effort into your attempts to get into peoples' heads, a sort of intellectual voyeurism. The thing with the Malaysian girl is truly amazing. You have given me an idea with this trick of creating an identity, but I'm thinking of forums rather than chatting. Can you remember anything that the girls said about their attitudes or experiences, perhaps the actual words or phrases?

Arm Humper (Fri 03 Dec 2004 19:09:46 GMT)

What local girls say about dancing with a man's erection pressed against them

Somebody raised this in a local forum. Women often dance with their butts in sustained contact with men's pubic regions. Here are some of the responses translated from the creole.
"When I am dancing with a fellow and I feel that his dick is hard, I really push it back because it feels REALLY good...girls you know I'm not lying..."

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Arm Humper (Mon 06 Dec 2004 02:45:19 GMT)


Yes, nice poem. The ending reminds me of two things that happend to me in the past. On a bus I gave a woman my bag to hold then started pressing my erection against her arm. When I was finshed and about to disembark I took the bag from her and told her "thank you," she responded with a very cheerful "you're welcome!" no doubt realising the special significance to us of these everyday phrases.

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Arm Humper (Wed 08 Dec 2004 03:02:48 GMT)

MITB, Old Timer

Creating an alter-ego will be an interesting challenge. You all have given me some useful ideas. Will keep you posted.

Arm Humper (Wed 08 Dec 2004 17:19:17 GMT)


And thx to you too Guest for the Schwarznegger idea. That's a useful one because it is known that he has groped women.
MITB: I read the australian train story. That fellow was being far too ambitious. Trying to rub his naked 'wang' against a girl's neck while she's sitting next to her boyfriend and possibly in view of other passengers? Concerning some of the comments advocating a violent response, I find people will often talk tough and about what THEY would have done in a particular situation. Usually this is just boastful fantasy.

Arm Humper (Fri 10 Dec 2004 16:11:23 GMT)


Recently I have been trying to think of a way I cd. operate without spending any money on busfare or anything else. On Monday night I came up with a solution that I shd. have discovered earlier. With some of our buses the fare is collected by a conductor after the vehicle has left the station. What I did on Tuesday and Thursday was board one of these buses at the station when it was filling up, hump a woman's arm to completion, then disembark before the journey started. On Thursday a schoolgirl let me do this to her while the driver was talking to policeman standing outside. I was able to learn her name because it was written on her bag. This method is a little riskier than doing it a moving bus but it is fun enjoying sex that is free in both senses of the word.

Arm Humper (Fri 10 Dec 2004 17:15:19 GMT)


The first woman was the most interesting. First I put it against her arm and let it grow, then while looking down at the point of contact I made some small sideways movements. After this I just kept my almost full arousal there and when people passed behind me I was forced to press into her a little harder. When I felt the moment of truth approaching I backed of a little, making the contact lighter, so that she wd. not feel my contractions, at least not strongly. I think for some women that can be too much to bear. I did not get any noticeable response from either of them, they just acted as though nothing was happening, eventhough there was no way they cd. not have realised what I was doing. You wd. know that in this business no response is a good response.

Arm Humper (Fri 10 Dec 2004 19:03:24 GMT)

Re: Where'd all the old timers go

So Lurker, you reckon ozzi groper whose motto was "committed to chikan" has been committed FOR chikan? Sometimes people get busted and they tell the board about it. Some people just wander off, so to speak, but OG wd. not have left voluntarily without saying something.

Arm Humper (Sun 12 Dec 2004 06:34:38 GMT)

Old Timer: Technique

That between-her-arm-and-side technique never really occurred to me, though now that you mention it ozzi groper did talk about doing something like that. He also experienced that folding of the arms response. Thanks for reminding me of something I can expand my repertoire with. Maybe I can impress some girl by using more than one technique. Something I did once was put it against her chest.

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Arm Humper (Sun 12 Dec 2004 07:08:29 GMT)

Old Timer: Indian Girl

Sounds to me as though that Indian girl was in two minds. I have come across girls who will let you rub against them for a while, even a good while, and then 'move'. Some of the Japanese women who posted hear in the early days wrote about liking it and not liking it at the same time. Maybe this was the case with the Indian girl or maybe she just wanted to tease you.

Arm Humper (Sat 18 Dec 2004 14:05:14 GMT)


Yesterday I satisfied myself against the arm of a young woman on a bus. She was wearing a red top made of a very light material, so she cd. feel every wrinkle of my retracted foreskin. I cd. not look down at her all the time otherwise people wd. have noticed what I was doing, but I looked at her most of the time. She seemed completely relaxed and at one point I caught her looking up at me. She must have been thinking: "This guy is very bold to do this to me. How does he know I'm not going to complain?" My excitement increased when I felt her head touching my belly. She was a slim girl and so I cd. enjoy feeling my bone pressing against her bony shoulder.

Arm Humper (Sun 19 Dec 2004 00:14:49 GMT)

Old Timer: Girl's Head on Tummy

I did in fact take this action as signal of approval. I love it when girls do these things to spur you on, but it's a very long time since I've felt 'her' head against my tummy. She wasn't actually resting it there, but rather touching me with it. After a while a friend of hers got on and the head contact stopped when they started talking.
You continue to be a source of interesting ideas with this arm-crossing thing. I thought about trying the between-the-arm-and-side technique but it seems that our bus seats are not high enough to let me do it.

Arm Humper (Mon 20 Dec 2004 02:59:41 GMT)

Old Timer: High seats

If the seat is quite high something you can do is turn it up, so to speak, and rub the underside against her forearm. This can be very satisfying if it works and she leaves her arm there because it is so easy for her to move it away if she is unwilling, so if she leaves it there you can be pretty sure about her feelings. It worked once for me and I moistened her arm.
Elephantstuskl: good luck and tell us about it.

Arm Humper (Mon 20 Dec 2004 22:18:14 GMT)

Less than 45 minutes ago

i exploded against the arm of this woman sitting on a bus. She was a tall, well-built female with honey coloured skin. She was wearing jeans and a short sleeved lime green top. My bone was pressed against the bare part of her plump arm. The bus was still parked in the station (this was another one of my free humps)and as i looked down at her i saw how her her upper body moved as she breathed and each time her chest heaved her arm moved against my stationary bone and i felt a new wave of pleasure. Eventually the inevitable happened... and i scrutinised her face as the eruption took place. As i disembarked before the bus left the station she must have said to herself: "Well, well! This fellow wasn't even going anywhere. He got on the bus JUST to hump my arm."

Arm Humper (Mon 20 Dec 2004 22:23:28 GMT)

Re Less than 45 minutes ago

It's nice when you can get her to do all the work.

Arm Humper (Fri 24 Dec 2004 21:22:59 GMT)

Christmas Eve Humping and Elegant Gropers

Elegant Gropers
When I first heard Carlos talking about elegant gropers I thought he was referring to the way they operated rather than the way they dressed. His point is well made though. Masher reported that he got better results when he was well attired. His stories are interesting but you should note that some people thought he was an embellisher.
Christmas Eve Humping
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Arm Humper (Wed 29 Dec 2004 05:27:55 GMT)

Old Timer: Arm humping women in low seats or short women

A problem I came across more than once today while 'hunting' was how to achieve orgasm where the woman is so short that you can only touch her with a half or less of your soft wanger. I tried standing with my legs at an angle to my torso, effectively making myself shorter, and sort of leaning into her. This can work but you might draw attention to yourself by your unusual posture. What worked to

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Arm Humper (Wed 29 Dec 2004 05:44:07 GMT)

Where is my youth, where is my freshness! (Gogol)

Seano reports 3 orgasms at one concert. O, to be 16 again! Where is my youth, where is my freshness!

Arm Humper (Wed 29 Dec 2004 05:49:47 GMT)

Should Auld Acqaintance Be Forgot and Never Brought to Mind

The board has really been humming lately. Names that haven't been seen for a while are reappearing. We seem to be having a sort of Christmas reunion. Wellcum all.

Arm Humper (Wed 29 Dec 2004 14:52:21 GMT)

nycgroper: more response to your question

If you are interested in being able to predict before you do anything whether the woman is likely to say yes, I for one have never been able to do this. If we cd. target or profile players, life wd. be much easier. What I have been able to do though, over the years, is to identify accurately a certain type of woman who is NOT going to say yes. She is the type who looks as though she has, as they s

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Arm Humper (Wed 29 Dec 2004 17:12:04 GMT)

MITB: How I got started

I promised you this a few days ago. I actually said something about my history last year. If you search for the word 'heyday' you should find the article. I will try to be brief and avoid repeating things I said earler.
I made my first attempt (on a woman's ass) when I was 13. The woman told me in a soft voice but also definitely: "Don't rub up on me."
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Arm Humper (Thu 30 Dec 2004 01:38:58 GMT)

Re: Dr. Dry Hump: Just Like I Thought

Like Feather said, following that girl after she had moved away from you was a major mistake; you are not a rapist after all. You said that at first she had nowhere to go but started to fidget and look around. That shd. have told you something. One of the reasons I gave up butt humping was that if I was on a jampacked bus with a woman and she let me do her, it might just be because she cd. not get away from me and for me that wasn't satisfactory. With arm humping the woman is always free to accept or reject my propostion.
To get back to the first point, don't confuse humping with aggression or think that because you had a bad first experience that everything you read here is creative writing or embellishment. Feather was right: There are real players out there for sure.

Arm Humper (Fri 31 Dec 2004 21:24:36 GMT)

'Tis the Season to be Jolly! Doing it on the Last Day of the Year

I don't remember ever doing IT on the last day of the year, which probably means today was a first. When I went out I realised why I had never been too keen to see out the old year this way before. It was pretty quiet for a weekday afternoon, certainly for a Friday afternoon.
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Arm Humper (Fri 31 Dec 2004 21:51:27 GMT)

To Feather and Webmaster Ayashi

Dearest Webmaster: I am not particularly fascinated by honours, awards, titles and so forth (it's enough if someone shows an interest in, or appreciation of something I wrote, and above all I value the board as a place to communicate and share ideas with like minded people). But I have to ask, since you instituted this policy of registration and screening posts, is it normal practice to allow gues

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Arm Humper (Sat 01 Jan 2005 13:12:19 GMT)

Message for Feather

Concerning your message about Real Players, the rough statistic you quote of 1/3 or 1/4 is similar to my own findings. For example, for the last four months of 2004, 29 women said yes to my propostion and 96 said no. 29 out of a total of 125 gives 23%, that is 2% less than 1/4.
Here's hoping 2005 is good for you. Peace.

Arm Humper (Sun 02 Jan 2005 12:37:27 GMT)

A message for webmaster Ayashi and one for Old Timer and Man in the Back

Dear webmaster: Thank you for your informative answer to my querry. I have to admit that I did not know that only the webmaster votes.
Old Timer and MITB: I don't think it is really necessary for me to comment on the recent upsurge of 'activity'. I agree with Shakespeare that "discretion is the better part of valour." Besides which I have been too busy lately doing what this board is about to worry about other things that are not so important.

Arm Humper (Mon 03 Jan 2005 14:06:06 GMT)

Messages for Butt Trainer and Man in the Back: Public Sex Environments

Butt Trainer: Welcome to the board. I think you are the first person who has talked about doing it at the gym. I wd. think though you wd. have to be very careful about doing that sort of thing at work. Someone quoted the proverb: 'A bird does not befoul its own nest' when this question came up in the past.
MITB: You put it very well in your post before the last: consensual anonymous sex is what

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Arm Humper (Tue 04 Jan 2005 10:32:36 GMT)

To webmaster Ayashi , Senyor Carlos and Gentlebrush

Dearest webmaster: Thank you sincerely for inducting me into the Hall of Fame where I will rub shoulders with the likes of the Latin Groper to whom I am also grateful for nominating me. And thank you too Gentlebrush for your congratulations. Cheers to all the other members remembered in the webmaster's New Year's honours and welcome to the many new contributors.

Arm Humper (Wed 05 Jan 2005 01:11:49 GMT)

To MITB: Anonymous sex in a public place

Yes, these people using Public Sex Environments are behaving very much like some of our members: not only are they having anonymous sex but they are also doing it where there is a possibility they can be seen.
Now, we normally are forced to try to avoid being noticed, but there is no doubt that doing it in a public setting adds significantly to the excitement. And this is one of the likely reas

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Arm Humper (Wed 05 Jan 2005 01:26:53 GMT)

To Don Carlos, the Latin Groper

Que tengas una buena noche. Do you watch Venevision Continental don Carlos? If so, you wd. know this girl Maite Delgado. Very doable, eh? I bet you wd. like to meet her on a crowded train.

Arm Humper (Thu 06 Jan 2005 00:02:31 GMT)

War and Peace

There was a time, not long ago, when the female's arms and shoulders were widely regarded as sexy, and still today, women's evening dress reflects this perspective. If you can make it through Tolstoi's novel War and Peace, in some editions well over 1000 pages long, you will often hear him complaining about women immodestly displaying bare arms and shoulders.
On the topic of 'stories' I am going to suggest that perhaps this board is too story oriented. There is a limit to how many interesting variations our one theme can produce. There could still be a place for Tolstoi's rivals, both presently active and retired, but I wouldn't mind the emphasis being more on just generally socialising and conversing in a friendly, civilised environment.

Arm Humper (Fri 07 Jan 2005 08:53:42 GMT)

Developing my 'argument' a little further

Do we want this place to be a 'common room' for people who share a particular interest, or a literary society? And how useful really is it having an award for the best 'story' of the month? Ofcourse people will want to tell what they have been doing, but couldn't they do this in relatively brief, straightforward reports that 'cut to the chase' rather than in extended literary works? Am i the only person who doesn't get excited by hearing other men talking about sex? These are just a few questions. All courteous responses are welcome.

Arm Humper (Fri 07 Jan 2005 09:57:07 GMT)


For those with a taste for stories and accounts, there must be thousands on record already. When i first found this site i spent a fair amount of time reading them and also learning about the history of the place. I remember going through all of Masher's stories (an intersting character) and Master Frotteur's and also the ones by Carlos whose experiences were a lot like mine. It might be interesting for us to read some of the old stories and talk about them.

Arm Humper (Fri 07 Jan 2005 10:14:47 GMT)

And finally to MITB

Cheers for trying to pour oil on troubled waters. Many things become clear to you when you delve into the history of this board and also the history of its conflicts and flame wars.

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 05:11:33 GMT)

Report on the latest encounter: A man notices and disapproves but I continue

So i was trying to see if this woman was interested in doing it tonight and this man who was sitting behind her noticed what i was doing and started shaking his head, looking at the rubbing that was going on, and looking around. Under different circumstances i would have given up, but the hunt today had been long and difficult, and failiure wd. have meant frustration until tomorrow. So i decided to block him out. Fortunately he said nothing. To my delight the woman said yes and i was soon able to finish pleasantly.
In cases like this people will always say: "Isn't that guy a pervert!" My mental response is: "Are the willing women perverts too?"

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 06:09:17 GMT)

MITB: A good story

Yes, if the woman's point of view is there, stories about sex can be interesting, even if told by a man. And eventhough we rarely get active female participation, still they do show their willingness just by doing nothing to stop you: "silence is consent".

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 06:16:45 GMT)

A message for Carlos

Thanks for the picture of Maite and the info. She really is fascinating: muy encantadora.

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 20:12:58 GMT)

Is Silence Consent?

Allow me to clarify before another war develops.
1. This whole issue was debated last year between Black Shogun and myself, i think the month was August. If you are interested you can go back and see the arguments on both sides. It is not a debate that i am eager to resume, especially if it means going around in circles. He has his opinion, i have mine, and if we are both mature adults, we can

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Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 20:36:04 GMT)

For Old Timer

Thanks for your ideas on the importance of stories. This was exactly the sort of discussion i wanted to provoke when i asked my questions. You will recall that i was never against people telling us about their activities, my question was about the way the 'stories' are told. On a different note, your def. of a player is a little narrower than mine but we can agree to differ on that one.

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 21:13:59 GMT)


'Se miraban y se reian'. Aquella parte me gusta mas: la reaccion favorable de las chicas. Pero, cuidado con el pene desnudo. Si frotes contra brazos desnudos como hago, puedes tener un gozo similar sin el riesgo. Como tu me gusta frotando durante la Navidad pero tambien el Viernes santo (dos veces ya). Y tu?

Arm Humper (Sat 08 Jan 2005 21:25:56 GMT)

Re Silence is consent

Whether you agree with this statement which i did not invent, the essential point i was making to MITB about what to me could make sex stories, even those told by other men, interesting remains the same.

Arm Humper (Sun 09 Jan 2005 05:14:14 GMT)

"I can't speak for every legal system in the world"

I see therefore that there is really no dispute. And even if he cd. speak for every legal system in the world, after all he is very well travelled, whether it is a legal maxim or not is a side issue. But i am not keen to pursue this 'discussion' too far since it is not really about whether silence is consent. If i said "the sky is blue" i wd. probably find someone who would contradict me.

Arm Humper (Sun 09 Jan 2005 05:44:26 GMT)

A message for Feather that might interest others

The word silence here is not meant literally. It refers to exactly what you said were your crtiteria: does she do anything to evade you or otherwise signal displeasure, or does she let/permit/allow/tacitly give consent to you to do exactly what you please when she has s free choice.
You might know that in English, we have the phrase 'to give something your tacit approval or consent'. It means that you consent to something not by saying yes, but by not saying no. It is something like when someone in authority 'turns a blind eye' to something that is strictly speaking against the rules but that he secretly approves of.
Tacit comes from a Latin word meaning silent or secret. You might remember the Roman historian Tacitus who wrote about the Germans a few thousand years ago.

Arm Humper (Sun 09 Jan 2005 05:56:35 GMT)

As i said already

This discussion, or at least, a certain part of it, is not really about whether silence is consent any more than last month's was about 5%, 20% or 30% so I don't really care to pursue it much further.

Arm Humper (Sun 09 Jan 2005 06:52:00 GMT)

To trans-rub the veteran

If i can interject, Alfonso is from Barcelona, but of course the procession could just possibly have been somewhere else. It wd. be great hearing more from him anyway.

Arm Humper (Sun 09 Jan 2005 07:32:35 GMT)

MITB: one second chikan

Someone of pleasantest memories are of when time was very limited and i was able to come in no time.
I also know about these split-second but exciting events where you don't ejaculate. I once made my feelings unmistakebly clear to a distant cousin of mine when i was standing behind her at a gathering. I still see her now and then since she's my relative, and i think there is a certain mutual attraction, just like in the case you related. Sometimes desire and attraction can be stronger if it is not consummated: "sweet frustration".
Potential debaters pls. note i said she was a distant cousin. I am not talking about incest.

Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 10:14:52 GMT)

I sometimes wonder

I sometimes wonder what an average member of the general public reading this board would think of 'us'. Do we have any redeeming qualities, or are we all selfish, disloyal, argumentative bastards?

Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 10:33:50 GMT)

Don Carlos: Tolerance and Consent Parts I and II

Don Carlos es el hombre, el macho, el varon!

Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 19:13:01 GMT)

Re Old Timer: the sky is not blue

Old Timer is right. The best colour to characterise what that whole "silence is not consent/where is he from?" debate was really about is not blue, but green.

Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 19:29:52 GMT)

Report on 3rd encounter of 2005

When i was on my way to work this morning, this dark, slim, long-limbed schoolgirl helped me get rid of five days worth of semen by letting me rub my thing against one of her long arms. I found it exciting to picture IT in my mind, free and unleashed in my trousers and rubbing against her.

Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 19:49:54 GMT)

Don Carlos: Tolerance and Consent

I like the way you argue Don Carlos. You have shown us that at least in theory there are four possible attitudes: approval, disapproval, mixed feelings, and indifference. As I think you said, if she is involved in some other activity at the same time, such as listening to music or chatting with a friend she might decide to ignore what is happening.
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Arm Humper (Tue 11 Jan 2005 22:32:50 GMT)

Guest: Friends big mistake

Come on boys, let's think and argue straight. Was our guest's friend's big mistake (a) thinking that the girl didn't mind because she did not signal displeasure, or (b) telling the police what he thought? The guest seems to be saying that it was (b) which is really a different question (what is the best thing to say if you get caught). Or is he suggesting that his friend's thinking led to his arrest? How so? Valuing the rider's consent doesn't mean that you should be careless and only select women who are taller than you are, or that you don't look for signs of displeasure and assume that everyone likes it.

Arm Humper (Wed 12 Jan 2005 23:20:57 GMT)

Another Encounter

So i exploded against the arm of this young woman today. She was the sort Don Carlos might like: she was very pretty, but her face also suggested distinct intelligence, and in fact it became clear when she opened her bag at one point that she was a student.
Yes, arms and shoulders are not private parts (who likes handjobs or oral sex?) but i'm glad they are not. I can walk along a crowded street and become aroused by seeing numberless bare female arms. Its a case of association that has almost become a reflex: i don't really have to think about what i cd. do with the arms or how many i've come against. Its like when Carlos says that a school uniform can turn him on.

Arm Humper (Sun 16 Jan 2005 05:25:01 GMT)

Re MITB: More details request

Actually, I had another succesful encounter on Friday (#5 for the year). This time the woman was wearing a brown dress that left her arms and shoulders completely naked. And yes, of course she and the other 2 women last week were aware of what i was doing and let me do it, it doesn't count for me otherwise. If i am brief it's not because i don't want to make the Green With Envy Party jealous, just that i can't make a big song and dance every time i score.
That was probably my last experience like that for a while. I am taking a vacation that may be permanent. I might still drop in, but not to fight with, or get in the way of people who are still getting on with what this board is about. Happy humping all and take care.

arm humper (Wed 20 Apr 2005 22:18:46 GMT)

Remembering July 14th, the date of the storming of the Bastille...

As we all know, the French Revolution 'began' with the storming of the notorious prison known as the Bastille. This was on July 14th, sometime towards the end of the 18th century.

On July 14th, 2003, a woman I later got to know, let me rub myself against her plump arm until I ejaculated.

She works in a bookstore attached to a school of which her father is the respected headmaster.

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arm humper (Thu 21 Apr 2005 10:57:40 GMT)

Sex and Religion: Wake up, Gentlebrush!

While Pope John Paul II was dying in Rome on the 2nd day of the 4th month, a willing female was letting me 'masturbate' against her plump arm. The orgasm took place near a major crossroads. She was wearing a skirt that was dark blue, and a top that was pink, a pink that nearly matched the colour of a certain part of my anatomy.

Arm Humper (Wed 16 Nov 2005 00:43:43 GMT)

Re Indian Shorty

Hi there guys, old timers and newer contributors. Special greetings to mitb.

I couldn't help chuckling over Passer By's description of the Indian girl as a potential 'trouble maker'; he is pressing his thing against her behind and he calls HER the possible trouble maker. Of course, I know what he means, but she might disagree about who or what was causing the problem.

Arm Humper (Thu 17 Nov 2005 16:42:39 GMT)

Welcome Ruksana; Caught in the Act

Welcome Ruksana. It's good to have a female perspective for a change. We have had quite a few Indians in here. To me, one of the most interesting accounts coming out of India was vivid reality (later known as Punjabi Butt Humper) who said that he had humped women in front of the altar in temples.

Caught in the Act.
I have been caught a number of times. Usually I just ring the bell and ge

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Arm Humper (Tue 22 Nov 2005 16:44:18 GMT)

Re: You don't get yelled at if you read body language

This is true in general, but there is a type of woman, known as a time-bomb, who lets you go ahead and do what you want before she explodes into complaint without warning. Reading body language would not help in such cases.

Arm Humper (Wed 07 Dec 2005 01:32:36 GMT)

Indecent Rubbing of Statues

What those French women have been doing is strangely reminiscent of ancient fertility rituals:

"Childless [British] women would visit certain old stones in search of fecundity, and there would practise the age old rituals, such as rubbing against the stone or sitting on it."

There is at Cerne Abbas in Dorset, England, a gigantic figure of a naked man with an erection cut into the sur

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Arm Humper (Sat 10 Dec 2005 23:45:37 GMT)

Teenager seems to change her mind (positively).

A young woman let me mount her shoulder in a bus this afternoon. The teen was wearing a yellow skirt and a light, brown, short-sleeved off the shoulder top. At first she moved hand and arm away from me in a way that normally means rejection. She was sitting next to a friend and might have been telling her about me because she was nudging her from time to time and saying things to her in that excitable teenage female manner. She also looked up at me once. After a while she seemed to have changed her mind (if I am right about the meaning of the first gesture), placing her arm back by her side and right next to my erection. I found this unusual change of heart really exciting and was overwhelmed by a familiar feeling soon after I started moving against her.

Arm Humper (Mon 12 Dec 2005 00:32:30 GMT)

Change of Mind

It certainly is unusual, mitb, but though I can't be sure, I have been involved in four other encounters where the chica seemed to change her mind positively. Three of these four were schoolgirls like the one yesterday, so that may be a significant factor. Maybe they are persuaded by my persistence and like the idea of giving in to a man who wont give up. That's what's supposed to happen in matters of the heart.

Bad-Boy: The girls you dance with, do they do or say anything special when you become aroused, or do they just act as though nothing unusual is happening?

Arm Humper (Mon 12 Dec 2005 00:51:46 GMT)


I should add that there is a difference between what I called 'persistence'and pointless harrasment. You should move on once the girl has made it clear beyond doubt that she is not interested.

Arm Humper (Tue 13 Dec 2005 01:07:25 GMT)

"I am sure his erection must have reached significant proportions."

Nice story Ruksana. I like the way you write. I found that line really amusing. Something about the style.

Arm Humper (Sat 17 Dec 2005 18:01:48 GMT)


A woman allowed me to masturbate against her shoulder while we were on a bus yesterday.The conditions were difficult: there were seats available, and I had the conductor asking me if I didn't want to sit down; I also had people passing behind me to get on and off, forcing me to interrupt my operations. Once the flow of passengers stopped I seized the opportunity, rubbing my erection against her until the moment of truth arrived. My silent partner must have been about 35 and dark skinned. She was short and small but curvy and dressed in a white skirt and a grey and white blouse. Much of the time I was looking down at her face, watching her pretend that nothing unusual was happening.

Arm Humper (Mon 19 Dec 2005 15:34:11 GMT)

Welcome Kensheep

I think you are our first correspondent from China, the most populous country on Earth. And the women are cooperative! Good for you. Keep us well informed.

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