Re: Pablo - Put Off on Anal Sex
No, it didn't put me off. It just made me wish that you could be sure that every girl had an enema before you buttfucked her! It only happened to me once though. If it had happened several times, then I think I would have been put off by the whole idea.
I had a girlfriend after that happened who reminded me of Catherine Zeta-Jones. I used to fuck her balls deep . . . in her asshole . .
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Re: Ozzi Groper - Video Clips
I couldn't play those 2 either Ozzi. That was disappointing since the last one was supposed to be the best! I liked the blonde in white though. You can literally see the tag on her underpanties!!! Her butt isn't phat, but there's enough there, and you can tell it's nice and soft, just like her trousers. Your dick would sink right into the crack of her buttcheeks.
What's Your Handle?
What do you want to go by? MsDarkSoulDesires or Juliana? Or something else?
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Handles
Yeah, it's better for everybody if you use one handle consistently. Thanks.
Re: Gentlebrush - What She Had For Lunch
That's why it's called the "pooty hole". LOL!
Re: Hump & Grinder - Clips
Thanks for the information. I liked the last one too. What a bubble butt!!!
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Thinking Aboucha
Hey Juliana. I'm not doing anything except talking to some people about the latest news. Anyway, that's for another time and place. It's the weekend. I'm glad.
Feather & Beez
What has happened to Feather and Beez? Especially Beez since he has yet to deliver on his story about his escapades in Memphis.
Re: Pervman - Concert Coming Up
Butthump some girls good Pervman, but you should be more discrete. There's no need to provide unnecessary information here about exactly where you plan to go or what you plan to do. Fuck some girls up . . . up the butt! But be careful.
Re: Pervman - Plans
I don't know whether it is or not, but discretion is always the better part of valor.
Re: Trans_Rub - Concert Crowd Pics
One should be able to see from the pics posted by Trans_Rub just how easy it is to buttfuck girls at concerts. Look at how close the people are standing to each other, and those pictures ain't showin nothin' really! That crowd isn't anywhere near the "crush level" that allows you to jerk fuck a girl up the butt something good, and knead their fleshy buttcheeks with your hands too.
Pervman - Got Pictures???
You got pics from your last concert Pervman?
Re: Pervman - Got Pictures
Good decision. If you can write a good enough story (stories) though, which you do know how to do, then all real chikans will get a very good "picture" of what went on.
Re: Pervman - The Darkness Concert
Yeah Pervman. That's what I'm looking to do in a crowd. Nut on some naked flesh! I need some lowriders I tell you!
Re: Ozzi Groper - The Darkness Concert
In the right kind of crowd, it's a very real possibility that a person wouldn't even realize what was happening Ozzi. What I want to know is if Pervman left the scene soon after he "hosed her back down". I would have fled just as a precautionary measure.
By the way, I have a friend (gorgeous blonde) who admitted to me that she likes for her husband to yank off onto her back. Weird.
Re: Pervman - The Darkness Concert
I would have left the concert period. LOL. You fucked that bitch up good though.
Props To A Woman
It's rare that we ever get a woman in here who ever has something to add, other than just bitching that is. That's why I must cast my vote to MsDarkSoulDesires for the man . . . I mean woman . . . of the month award for June.
But, my vote is for her chikan-related stories only. After all, this is a chikan site. Those stories would include "Was The Best Job With Great Benefits" and "Groce
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Re: PBH - English Babes Are Hot
PBH, did you meet up with brother Nanbread for a drink? LOL! Yes, tell us all about bitchy English girl arse gaps my friend :-) Per the warning signs in the tube, did you "mind the gap" while on the train??? Hahaha!!!
Re: Lucky Chikan - Dream Girl
What have you been smokin? I don't think so! These are more my style:
Re: Ozzi Groper - Can't See Pics
Hmmmm. I didn't think anything had changed from the past where we could click on a posted link and be directed to websites and pictures. Anybody else have any problems? I can see what I posted. Links like those should still work shouldn't they Master Ayashi?
Re: Ozzi Groper - Can't See Pics
Hmmm. Well, when I come back to the site and click on the links, the pictures come right up for me. What's everybody else seeing?
Onion Booty Site
AssGrabbinChris turned me on to the Onion Booty site quite a while ago. If you're having a problem seeing the pics from the posted links (I don't know why), go to www.onionbooty.com and look for Olivia's big, phat, white onion ass. Then, look for Alexis' brown onion latina butt too. See the black man bury his nose (nose wedgie) right in between her latina arse cheeks. These pics are accessible for free on the site.
Master Ayashi - Links From AssGrabbinChris
By the way Master Ayashi, I think there may still be some bad links in the section you created for AssGrabbinChris on the menu page. Would be a good idea to keep that cleaned up from time to time.
Re: Trans_Rub - At A Night-Dawn Festival
I like those pics Trans_Rub. Very much so. They show about where I'd be when doing my "pre-hump checks" on some strange female buttcheeks at a concert, just past my "initial approach".
The top and bottom ones show clearly how it might be at a bar in most cases . . . although in a dark bar, you can hide your dick under a long shirt and then rub back and forth till you leak pre-cum all over
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Re: Trans-Rub - Buttfuck Pictures
Trans-Rub, looks like you have some nice depth in that first pic. Did you . . . did you . . . nut in that gap??? Those booty cheeks look all plump and round and fleshy too! In a bar, I'da had my bone out. Damn . . . I'm gonna have to fill my veins up with some crack this weekend . . . aaaaaassssss crack! And it's 4th of July weekend too??? Shiiiiit!
Re: Arm Humper - A Few Coincidences
Welcome back among the active posters Arm Humper. We have a new era of peace on this board. It's a beautiful thing. My boy be doing chikan research on background information. Letting the women know he got off. Hahaha! I prefer to dick 'um in the ass, then split for parts unknown!
Re: Trans_Rub - Night Festival Video
Dang. You need to find a way to let us download and view the video of asses dancing on the dick.
Re: Ozzi Groper - MsHazelEyesForYou
Damn! That's a HUGE BUNion Ozzi (buns + onions = BUNion)! Bigger than what I need in fact. You could stand a foot behind her back and still have your dick in her ass! Hahaha!
Re: Br0wn5huga - Untitled
I think you have to register your handle with Master Ayashi first Br0wn5huga. Then, you can post pics directly to the board. Or, you can still put up links to pics and websites you find too. Last weekend, I stumbled across a site by a guy called The Fart Hammer! LOL! He fucks women, then farts in their faces after he nuts! No lie! The site has free trailers. Wild. LOL!
Punjabi Butt Humper - Your Trip To England
PBH, did you happen to stop off at Tiger,Tiger when you were in merry old England? I'd like to hear more about what that legendary site in London for chikan buttfucking is really like.
Today, I saw something that happens only in a chikan's dreams ladies and gentleman. There was this guy trying to go through this turnstile, but his card wouldn't work. This woman comes up and sees that he's having a problem. So what does she do??? She asks him to let her try to go through.
When she does try her card, the turnstile looks like it will work, AND SHE ASKS THE GUY TO FOLLOW
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Re: London Butt Smasher - The Mind Of A Woman
Why ask why? Just do it. Who can understand a woman anyway? So, just do it and enjoy. Butt fuck 'um in the arse and spooge in their bum cracks. Then, get the hell out of Dodge until the next set of wobble buttocks shows up for the pleasure of your dick.
PS Why don't you pose your questions about women to Juliana (MsDarkSoulDesires)? She's our resident female now. She might be able to add something that us guys can't.
MsDarkSoulDesires - The Nation/Practice Of Chikan
I'm not trying to pick on you Juliana darling. I just want to help you present yourself properly to your new friends. To do that, we must all know and understand as much as possible regarding The Practice, along with the foundations and shared beliefs of our underground nation, including who we are and what we call ourselves.
It's a constant learning process. Even the most experienced from among our ranks can always learn something new. To the rest of the world, we are merely perverts. But among ourselves, we are professional chikans. And for the professional chikan, this is a most serious business. If you want to, we can and will help you learn everything about our world of illicit pleasure.
Re: Feather - What Has Happened To Feather And Beez?
I am sorry this has happened to you Feather. Yes, in this business, greed is not good. The professional chikan must not lose his head, and must be careful in selecting the environments within which he will practice and the targets he will seek to grope. In most cases, it's best to just deny it to the end. But it seems that you were observed for quite a period of time.
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Re: Ozzi Groper - Turnstile Buttfuck
I've been so tempted to get a camera Ozzi. Get a camera and take pictures of pretty faces and nice buttcheeks. Then, post the pictures so that other chikans can see exactly who I porked up the butt . . . her pretty face and hair . . . and of course, her buns.
I'd love to sneak pics like the ones Trans_Rub put up, but only with my dick peeking out from underneath my shirt! Maybe even some cum on an ass!!! But as I have said before, discretion is the better part of valor. For now, I intend to stick to telling stories with the written word. Of course, it would be safe for me if I caught somebody else in the act with a camera. LOL!
Re: Bad-Boy - Imagine
That's a nice onion on the Latina Bad-Boy. She looks Latina. Whatever, I'd try to hump that booty.
Re: Pervman - Concert Master
Thanks for the compliment Pervman. You are definitely already one of my favorite chikan writers. But not all of my exploits have occurred at concerts you know. What do you think of my stories that have occurred in bars and nightclubs? For example, from this year alone: "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck, Parts I & II"; "The Wet Bar, Parts I & II"; and "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call".
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I Like . . .
Sexy Booty Suzy! This white girl got AAAAZZZZZZZ!!!
On A Mission
Well my chikans, the weekend is now upon us. Already, chikans around the globe are out on their booty hunt missions to be conducted over this weekend. In the United States, more than regular "firecrackers" will be shot off.
If anybody has any extraordinary successes, or if anybody has warnings or information regarding the prevailing conditions for the practice, then please report back to the community ASAP.
Happy Buttfuckin' (or whatever kinda chikan it is you do)
Re: Master Ayashi - June 2004 Award Request
Master Ayashi, Juliana is the very first award winner to ever post a picture on this board that is supposed to be an image of herself. In fact, award winner or not, she is one of very, very, very, very VERY few people to ever do that. In fact, I can only think of one other, and that was recent (Trans_Rub). Have I emphasized enough how rare it is??? Probably not! LOL!
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Re: Stath2 - Pervman To Hall of Fame
It's way to early to be adding anybody to the Hall of Fame. Elections for that occur once a year, at year end. Although, I do agree with you that Pervman is definitely a candidate, and right now he is THE candidate for Rookie of the Year in my book.
She Touched It People
Well, nothing super spectacular happened during my night of ass humping in the bar tonight. But then again, for the first time ever, a woman touched my dick while I was buttfucking her! Yes, she touched my exposed dick! Sometimes, even I can't believe the things that happen to this professional chikan while practicing. Here's what transpired.
I had rubbed against this particular woman e
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Re: Br0wn5huga - Boring Up Here In SeaTown
I'm sorry Br0wn5huga my brother, but where I live and the exact bars/nightclubs and concerts I go to so I can dick strange women and girls up the butt must remain confidential. You never know who might be monitoring this board. All I can say is "The United States", which is a very, very, very big country. Who knows? Only the chicks I jack up the ass know. LOL!!! I'm surprised you say that no
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Re: Stath2 - Avril's Ass Cheeks
That is a nice crack in Avril's little bum Stath2. I fantasize about what it would be like to buttfuck her whenever I see her. I'd like to dick her in her young ass tooooooooo. But, I won't go see one of her concerts.
Ozzi Groper - When They Touch The Dick
For an arm/shoulder humper like you Ozzi, I'm sure that it's nothing so unusual for a woman to touch your dick with her hand. I've read your stories (and those from others) where you wrote how women did that. However, for a buttfucker chikan like me, it is very, very unusual for the woman's hands to ever come into contact with your rod.
As a matter of fact, if I observe a woman who has a
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I Love Juliana's (MsDarkSoulDesires) Big White Ass
Oh my gawd . . . oh my gawd . . . you know I love that bum Juliana. You know I do. I especially love how the thong disappears into your deep buttcrack. That's the kinda stuff that makes chikan dicks go hard girl. Master Ayashi . . . when you set her up for June, you gotta post a pic of that phat onion . . . you GOT TO man!
Re: Pervman - British Terms
Why do I use them? Just because I like the way the Brits express themselves. I love British humor too. I'd like to try some English girl arse gap.
Wait a minute. Was that you asking me that question Pervman, or an imposter? I noticed afterward that the question was from Pervman2.
LuckyChikan - A Million Pounds In The Bank?
I'd plan for early retirement. What kind of question is that?
Specialized Summer Chikan Gear
Tonight, I said the hell with it and skipped the bars to go directly to the strip joint. I've been more like Br0wn5huga this year in that I haven't had a lot of time for chikan. So, when a long weekend comes around, I've tried to do some booty huntin'. I prefer the strip club to messin' with whores. Not that I haven't fucked a ho here and there. But I just find the overall experience in a str
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Pervman2 Is Not A Cool Handle
Well, if you look at all of our handles as "trademarks", then it's sort of like intellectual property law. We have somebody who has already established the mark "Pervman". Now, you come along and use a similar mark, knowing full well that it might cause some confusion, especially since you didn't explain what you were doing up front. Not cool at all.
Somebody else already started using the name "Pervman". You should respect that, and stop using a handle that looks too much like one that somebody else already created. The rest of us here in this community would appreciate that, and I bet the real Pervman would too. There's only one Pervman, and it's the other guy dude. Show some respect for him, and some creativity on your part. Use another handle.
Another Request Of MsDarkSoulDesires
Juliana, I would like to make another public request of you. You know I like your ass. I'd like to now see more of it . . . take it a bit further. Do you have any pics of your plump buns spread open?
I ask because I want to see the inner walls of your buttcheeks. All the way down to your butthole if possible. Do you have a pretty pink little pooty hole? Or, is it a prescious, delectible little brownie??? I wanna see.
All About Wicca
I was curious about Juliana's religion, so I did a little research on the net. I had heard of it before, but all my knowledge of Wicca was really based on mere rumour and speculation. If you too would like to know more, then here's a link to one of many sites on the subject: http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm
Chikan In Pictures
Actually, I do plan to buy a good digital camera this summer. It was funny at the strip joint last night because they announced throughout the evening that cameras and phone cams were not permitted in the place. I bet some guys have gone in there and secretly taken pictures. I bet somebody sneaked a camera in there last night. I mean, they don't search you or anything. They just have to catch you using it.
Re: Br0wn5huga - Digital Camera or Phone Cam?
I'm thinking a digital camera that takes still pictures. Those can be easily saved and then posted to a site. I'm not sure about the phone cams just because I'm not sure how much I'd actually get to use the phone part of it. I don't know. I'll have to check it all out, including the costs involved.
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Pool
I don't play pool very well Juliana. Maybe you can show me how to improve my game??? You gonna try to grab and "rack" my balls from behind aren't you? Nasty girl! LOL!
Re: Br0wn5huga - Cell Phone Camera Noise
Dang that's wrong Br0wn5huga! How you gonna use that baby like that? Hahaha!!!
Re: Master Ayashi - Pictures On Awards Page
THIS BOARD FUCKIN ROCKS!!! Juliana's award section looks great! More and more improvements each and every month. Ayahsi BBS is THE BEST chikan site in all the world! And the best thing is that in the last several years, the chikans have taken the board back. It's OUR board again! You rock Master Ayashi!
To MsDarkSoulDesires With Love - A Public "Love Nudge"
A short story in drawings:
(_*_)<------------- Juliana's Big Bitchin' Wiccan Butt
:-* <-------------- Black Shogun's Pursed Lips
:-* (_*_) <-------- Shogun smooches Juliana's BIG ASS . . . with much love!
Re: Nanbread - Juliana
Brother Nanbread wrote:
"How do you guys know that Juliana is not a bloke taking all you guys for a ride?"
I reply that in the final analysis, how do we know that anybody who posts here is who and what they say they are? We can never be 100% certain. One must take some chances in life. And if you get burned . . . then well . . . you pick yourself up, you dust yourself off, and the
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Totally Off Topic . . . Well Mostly Anyway
Did any of you guys know that the world's number one hot dog eating champion over the last 4 years is from Japan? His name is Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi, and he set a world record this year by eating 53 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes, buns and all!!!
I know this is kinda off topic, but I just couldn't resist given the board discussions way back when comparing chikan dick to "hot dogs" and
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Lucky Chikan - Serena Williams' Ass Cheeks
Lucky, Serena looks like she has the kinda ass that would rip your dick right off if she flexed her buttcheeks on your rod! I've attached a pic of the chick who defeated Serena at Wimbledon this year, Maria Sharapova. She's very pretty and soon to become a sex symbol I'm sure. But she has a really flat ass. What a disappointment. I'd fuck her anyway. Hehehe. Here's a link to the pic I liked. There are others though: http://www.mariaworld.net/wimbledon042.jpg
Re: Ozzi Groper - When They Touch The Dick
I wasn't sure if she was a "winner" or not, as you put it. But, I did wonder if she was getting pleasure out of me butt humping her because at one point she stopped and bent over some at the waist, pushing her buttcheeks back into my probing dick. Whatever she was thinking, she sure played it cool.
Today, I will be posting the first in my series of new concert stories . . . Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker. Look for it as "Chock Full O' Butts".
Re: Reaper12 - First Contribution Long
There's no need to apologize for posting a long story. My preference, actually, is for long, well-written stories. I mean hell . . . tell a story . . . spin a chikan tale! Don't worry about writing ability either. Just do your best. I've seen people improve over time. If there was a category for most improved, I'd give it to Beez. Hmmmm . . . Master Ayashi . . . nevermind :-) There was a part in your story that actually made my dick hard because it reminded me of a hot scene I intend to put in my own next story. I think you just won mention in my next piece Reaper12. Look out!
Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part I
Something may be said to be "chock full" when it is absolutely full to the brim. No room for anything else! And that's exactly how it was when Shogun went to the first of a number of concerts this summer to jack young girls in the ass. Two months had passed since the Shogun had last buttfucked strange girls . . . in the bar, and had spewed so much cum everywhere that he needed to use a napkin t
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Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part II
After busting a nut on that blonde's bikini bottoms under her jean shorts, which was like cum-staining her panties in my books, I could have been satisfied for the day. Really. The thing is though, it was one of those long, long concerts with many, many bands. So, I decided to take a break because it was so hot and rest up a bit. Then, I'd go back into the crowd and try to pull off just one m
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Re: Pervman - Chock Full O' Butts
Thanks Pervman. Thanks for all the things you say about me as a chikan. And thanks for respecting those who arrived before you, and quickly learning how to seamlessly become a valuable contributor to our community without stepping on anybody's toes.
Yours was the right way. You came to this board right. So have several others this year . . . for example, Br0wn5huga and MsDarkSoulDesire
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Chock Full O' Butts Part II - The "Smack Buttfuck"
There was one thing I intended to write in Part II that I left out. When I was buttfucking that chick in the jean shorts, I also dropped the "Smack Buttfuck" on her big ass. What's that?
Well, I would shove my dick up her buttcheeks and mash my hips into her fleshy bum cheeks with force. Then, I would "release" by separating my body totally from hers, only to quickly reestablish the contact between us with a steady "smacking" of my hips back up against her ass cheeks and the thrusting of my dork back up her deep crack . . . SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!!! It was truly a concert buttfuck extraordinaire my chikans.
Re: Br0wn5huga - Your Yahoo Groups
Dang Br0wn5huga . . . the picture you have on the main page for "Standing Behind Soft Booty" looks like that Latina I like so much from the Onion Booty website. Is it her?
Selected Reading List
After being accused (once again) of being somebody who has produced lots of posts, but not the most quality stories, I actually became a little curious to find out just how many stories I had posted that could be deemed to be of "high quality". I know that I have not only written the most stories, but also stories of the highest caliber per the standards of this board, standards that I helped rai
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Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Be Romantic With Juliana Please
Call her "sugar lump"??? LOLOLOL!!! Dr. Iron Dick you're funny crazy man :-)
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Good Morning Chikans (_Y_)
So how was the doctor's visit? Did he take care of the pain? Not like a chikan could I bet :-) Did you read my last story about the concert? What did you think of it?
MsDarkSoulDesires - Hurt Tailbone
Oh no!!! You hurt the booty! You need a kiss :-* (_*_)!!! Hey, if I'm you, I just kissed my OWN ass! Hahahahaha!!!
A Question Answered - Crack Snacks Revisited
In my two part story "Crack Snacks", you may recall that I had wondered how well cum-stains might show up on army green shorts. That's what the redhead was wearing when I nut on her ass twice, including spooging a HUGE load of SPUDGE on her butt with the first nut.
Many, many months later, I received my answer. You see, in "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call", the story where I described how I ha
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Chikan Love Song
A good while ago, I made out like Puff Daddy and sampled somebody else's shit to come up with me a song! LOL! For only the second time ever, the Shogun would like to officially re-release one of his classic pieces, in honor of our resident female MsDarkSoulDesires . . . Juli. Hey, it ain't like we go together now! Hahaha!
Chikan Love Song adapted from 50 Cent's "21 Questions" on the "Ge
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Shake That AAASSSSSS Girl Let Me See What You Got!
I'm glad I could make you smile :-) Do you know the song? It always makes it more interesting if you know the music that goes with the words. And I love that ass wiggle! A new one for me!
Master Ayashi, if I got a special mention one year for my drawings: (_Y_) & (_*_) & (_I_), then I think Juli's "ass wiggle" is also worth some special mention too. Already making nice and CREATIVE contributions that make it all more pleasant and enjoyable to be here! I luv it: (_Y_))) (((_Y_) (_Y_)))! Great! LOL!
A Personal Invitation To Pervman FromThe Butthole Surfers Club
I have never done this before, but I would like to extend an invitation to a special chikan . . . Pervman . . . to join a very elite sub-group within the underworld of chikan . . . The Butthole Surfers Club.
What kind of club is this? This is a category of daring chikan that has pushed their dick or thumb/finger so far up a strange girl's buttcheeks that they could actually feel her butth
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Re: Bad-Boy - Video Upload
Yeah Bad-Boy. Unlike many other chikans, I prefer for it to be consensual . . . or at least for the girl to let me have my way without any resistence. It leads to a superior buttfuck experience.
Re: Tech_Bonus - Greetings Ayashi BBS
Hi Tech! I was wondering where you disappeared to. Welcome back. Nope, Opportunist never came back and finished that story. Never wrote any others either. Just one time since has he posted, and that was to ask how I went about holding this girl by the shoulders in my story "Attempted Buggery". We haven't heard from him.
MsDarkSoulDesires - Please Do Not Go
I am sorry that you have had this bad experience after only such a short period on the board. Can you imagine almost two years of it? The thing is, you have to have a single-minded toughness if you want to be a part of this board and make an active difference. I can't blame you if you say fuck it and just walk away. Hell, virtually all of those in the Hall of Fame did. And the truth is, so wi
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MsDarkSoulDesires - Juli Needs Some Time
OK babe . . . I understand. I understand the power of the written word. Take whatever time you need to take. And don't worry about spelling errors. Lord knows I've made many of those. Errrrrr . . . ask Master Ayashi :-) We'll be waiting for you if and when you decide to come back. And if you ever wanna talk . . . you know how.
BSC Open Invitation
OK Pervman. Well, you know that you have an open invitation to join the elite Butthole Surfers Club (BSC). In fact, the BSC sends an open invitation to any and all chikans who would like to accept the challenge.
Before I came to this board, I had already "hit that paydirt" with my dick on various occasions. Then, I read how "Jay" had used his thumb to "descend between her buttcheeks".
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Re: Stath2 - One More
I love the look of the girl in the 3rd picture you posted Stath2. THAT'S a look that I like to go for, although a few years older into the late teens to early 20's.
You can see that the little bitch has some nice developing hips on her too. Can you imagine sinking your thumb between her young buttcheeks in a crowd??? GAWD!!!
Master Ayashi - Member Log-In Link
Master Ayashi, thanks for listening to my latest suggestion and adding a link to the board member log-in from the non-members board. Just another small tweak that makes it easier to navigate around Ayashi BBS.
Master Ayashi - Compressed Files
Master Ayashi, I was wondering what happened to the compressed files where one could find every single story imaginable on this board?
Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, I would like to request that you add "Smack Buttfuck" to the terminology section on this board. To get my definition, please read my post from a few days ago encaptioned "Chock Full O' Butts Part II - The Smack Buttfuck".
Re: Bigggblaque - Lawd, Lawd, Lawd
Sup BB!!! LONG time no hear from. I have thought of you though . . . everytime I jack some ass, I make sure they feel my "bigggblaque" real, real guuuuuuuud! And as with you, it is best to leave some "signature markings" behind. Hahaha!
Re: Master Ayashi - Compressed Files
Well, I think it would be a crying shame if all those posts were not accessible on the board. They represent the written "history scroll" of Ayashi-BBS if you will, and there are just some gems in there. I hope you can find a way to continue to make those archived stories available to the readers. As you can see, few details on the Ayashi-BBS website slip past the inquiring eyes of Black Shogun ;-)
Re: Br0wn5huga - Drive You Crazy
Dayum! Them's MELONS. And look at that DEEP fuckin crack!!!
Shogun's Tips On Groping
To improve your odds of success and to maximize your groping pleasures, survey the crowds you work . . . looking for other gropers. In a really large, jammed crowd . . . if I'm in it long enough . . . I can usually spot maybe a handful of other gropers(2 or 3 maybe). But, you have to have a sharp eye because some gropers are really, really good . . . sneaky and stealthy.
The reason to ide
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Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, in addition to "Smack Buttfuck", I would like to request that you also add "The See-Saw Buttfuck" to the terminology section. For a general description, please see my story "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part II". The "See-Saw Buttfuck" is known alternatively as "The Teeter-Totter Method".
Re: Slick - The MAGIC Kingdom
Damn Slick! You wuz ROBBED!!! I was so pulling that you would say at the end of the story that you had "splooged" in her obviously fine ass cheeks! AND, I am impressed that you did something I have neither done nor thought about doing . . . you put your hand INSIDE her back pocket to gain better access to her buttcheeks! WONDERFULLY assertive and CREATIVE!!! We all look forward to more stories from you.
PS I have hooked my fingers through a girl's belt loops and butt humped her by pulling her back into my dick though . . . the old "Hook and Pull" :-)
MsDarkSoulDesires is The First Lady of Chikan
Juli, we're not gonna let anybody treat you badly here. You're our girl. Some of these fools are just lucky they're in a situation where they can't be DEALT with.
Re: Bad-Boy - Consensual Chikan
Are you saying you won't jack a woman unless it's openly consensual??? What if it's a case of her simply not knowing or being unaware of what you're doing? I happen to be one who agrees with you that consensual is best. BUT, I will buttfuck a girl without her open knowledge or consent too :-) If she doesn't realize what's happening, that's good enough for me too. If she does realize it and really protests, then I agree that it's best for one to back off.
Live Concert Broadcast
On Wednesday evening, MTV will be telecasting a broadcast of a live concert. If you have never been to a concert, or if you're curious about what the environment is like, then check out the telecast. Check it out and imagine what type of groping activity might be going on in the darkness. Hell, you don't have to imagine . . . just place one of the many concert groping stories on Ayashi-BBS into the same environment!
Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, recently, I requested that "Smack Buttfuck" and "The See-Saw Buttfuck" (also known as "Teeter-Totter Method") be added to the terminology section. Well, here's another: "The KNOWLEDGE".
The KNOWLEDGE is something that cannot be completely explained or understood. It is manisfested in the uncanny ability of a highly skilled chikan to create and/or react to situations which allow him to accomplish astounding feats of groping. Whatever the knowledge is, it cannot be taught. Either the chikan has it, or he does not. And even if the chikan is born with it, the understanding he has will lie mostly dormant without the years of the necessary experience needed to develop it.
Re: Slick - Try The "Smack Buttfuck"
Slick, you should go to a concert and drop the "Smack Buttfuck" on a bitch. I'm talkin "ass jackin", "booty clappin" SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SSSSMMMMMACK!
And on that last "smack" up against her ass? Hold your dick way up her butt and and lustfully wag your own ass all around in a tight circle like a dirty dog . . . causing her hips to move and sway with your motions like with Bad-Boy's "wiggle" . . . and causing her buttcheeks to SPREAD OPEN!
Then, do it all over again . . . SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SSSSSMMMMACK!!! Till you SPOOGE on her ass! Dick the booty hole Slick . . . buttfuck the bubble butt BOOTY HOLE . . . with the "smack buttfuck"! Guaranteed ta make ya NUT before grandma can ruin yo fun.
Re: Br0wn5huga - 2 Old Concert Stories
A foot in the crotch on the dick. That's a new one. There's that guy "Taxcider" who likes to grab thighs, I believe it is.
Actually, I think it's stockinged calves Taxcider likes to grope.
Re: Master Ayashi - The KNOWLEDGE
Well, just use what I wrote :-) That was the whole point of the second paragraph in the request. Use that as the definition. That should be good enough, unless somebody has some clarifications or something better.
Who'd Like Some . . .
Of Nicole Richie's booty hole??? I do, I do!
Re: Tech_Bonus - Dance Floor Chikan/Links
Whether or not what's happening on the dance floor qualifies as chikan or not really depends on what's exactly happening. For example, jabbing an exposed dick in her ass crack or cumming on her buttcheeks . . . that's chikan!
Also, I just wanted to say that a number of your links don't work. Like the link to that story. I can't access it. Nor can I access many of the pictures in your Yahoo briefcase, just like way back when. Also, do you have anything new in there? Looks like all old stuff.
Re: Opportunist - I'm Back
Welcome back Opportunist! Yes, the board is going in a new direction, a direction that started to change just shy of two years ago. By the way, Jay split last Summer and has not posted since. He's one of my favorites of all times too. Oh, and I could have told you not to waste time or money at a Sugar Ray concert :-) Definitely not a good place for chikan. Tonight, MTV broadcasts Yellow Card live. Good band if you like to buttfuck 'um young ;-)
The WB Network
The WB is also airing a concert tonight called "Pepsi Smash". Performers include Snoop Dogg, Jessica Simpson (would kill to buttfuck this dumb bitch), Nate Dogg, and Avril Levigne (Stath2 would kill for these buttcheeks). I'll be watching MTV and Yellow Card :-)
Re: Pepsi Smash Concert
Actually, make the "Pepsi Smash" for tomorrow night. Hmmm . . maybe I'll check out both now.
Re: Opportunitst - Roots
Looking forward to your story Opportunist. Don't leave us hanging this time! I plan to post another in my "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker" series soon. Plus, I have TWO shows coming up. I always go hoping to come away with some good "material" for a story. The best material is "real" material. You know what I mean???
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Submissive Female Chikan
Thanks for your words Juli. I'll do the best I can with it, but I fear this next story may not measure up. I did get off at least once though (came against a young, big ass blonde with my dick out), so maybe it wasn't all so bad. But, you can only do what you can do with the material you have.
I hope to get my next story posted tomorrow. Writing these stories can be such a chore sometimes, what with everything else going on :-/ Anyway, I've decided to call this one "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble". Look for it.
Re: Nanbread - Out of Retirement
Is that really you Nanbread??? You're not kidding anybody . . . you never really retired anyway! LOL! I know you've been out ass jacking :-) To protect your "mark", I recommend you go ahead and get a "webmaster issued handle". EVERYBODY who's anybody is doing it these days. Hehehe!
But no story tonight. Just not gonna get to it. Maybe in a few days.
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Pictures
Don't have anybody to photo your big ass? Then get a camera set-up where you can have everything auto-timed . . . and photo your own big butt for us to see.
Re: Pervman - Best Concert . . . Ever
Nice story Pervman. Wish I could find more girls wearing skirts at concerts, but most chicks know better than to wear those to a concert.
You graduated recently. What plans do you have for your life? Man cannot live by chikan alone you know.
Re: Pervman - More on Best Concert . . . Ever
Oh yeah. And you got all between them buttcheeks like that and didn't do what it takes to join the Butthole Surfers Club? You didn't penetrate deep enough to feel her booty hole??? Damn. That was your perfect opportunity too ;-)
Nanbread and BiggBlaque Go To Work
First Nanbread buttfucks the British Bum:
Then BiggBlaque steps in for his turn with British Arse Gap:
Re: Butthole Surfers Club
You don't have to put it IN to gain membership . . . remember it's "surfing" not penetration . . . you only have to feel the butthole with a thumb/finger, or with your dick. I will have one or two stories this weekend. Definitely one.
Re: Lucky Chikan - The Ass Matrix
LOL Lucky Chikan! I too am tired of fat chicks walkin around talkin about they're "thick". As soon as I hear somebody I don't know say that, I don't even want to meet her. I just want to run away. Bitch ya ain't thick . . . ya FAT!
Re: Tech Bonus - What's In A Name
Tech, what does all that mean in your handle (Tatsu-Maki, etc.)?
Concert Action - Ass Fucked Teenager
I ass jacked a teenaged girl between the cheeks at another concert recently. The concert really wasn't that great really in terms of chikan action. Definitely not worth a full feature-length story from the Shogun, even if she did make me spunk. I'll tell a short story about it soon.
Re: Tech_Bonus - What's In A Name
Yes, I'm familiar with the game and the characters, but I never played it.
I met an attractive brunette recently. We're planning to get together. We've already had some frank discussions about sex. She told me she's undersexed since she didn't get nearly enough in her marriage. She said she wants to be in a relationship where she's fucked at least once or twice a day . . . every day. My word!
I intend to slam fuck the very last breath out of her body. I'm gonna dick that tight pee hole of hers something fierce (I know it's tight cuz she ain't had no baby). But first, I'm gonna fuck her in the aaaaaaassssssss. She already told me that she likes anal sex, but that her ex-husband would never give it to her. Black Shogun shall deliver all counts . . . to both her pee hole and her pooty hole :-)
Buttfucked Concert Teen
Last night, I went to a concert held in a venue I had not been to before. I really didn't like the place that much because it had a relatively small pit area that was tightly controlled by the security hired to oversee the crowd. This meant that the place was totally lacking in the kind of mayhem that plays in favor a chikan. Hell, 4 bands performed, and I wasn't even able to get into any good
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Re: Kevin - Chikan Movies
I never look at that stuff because it's just too fake for me. I wish there was something more realistic out there, but stuff that looks and feels real is nonexistent. At least I never found anything like that.
Re: Krakken - Groper Movies/Pictures
That was Trans_Rub Krakken. I thought about him as that big ass teen jumped her heavy butt up and down to the music . . . on my stiff and naked dick. She had an ass like that one wearing black pants in Trans_Rub's second posted pic. If you like watching, then you would have liked seeing what I was doing to that girl's ass cheeks/butt crack with my hands, fingers, and dick.
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Re: Stath2 - Pervman - Ever Take It To Far
I have made a girl cry only once. It was many years ago. She was a teenager at a concert standing up front with her friend. Man, I was tearing them buttcheeks up . . . dickin' her up the butt and rolling my hips in the "victory roll". Her ass cheeks were wiggling and jiggling all over! I got her good through about two bands. Finally, the crowd crush got so bad . . . and I was ass jackin her
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Stath2 - Crying Girl
Oh yeah Stath2. I forgot to say that when I was ass jackin' them booty cheeks??? I had my lips pursed tightly together with the tip of my tongue sticking out of the right corner of my mouth! Hahaha! I was deadly serious. Shiiiiittttt. I was starvin like Marvin for them young, tender, bouncy buttocks cheeks.
Digital Camera Features
Hey chikans, check it out! I've been looking at the digital cameras belonging to some of my acquaintances, and there are some really cool features out there to be had. For example, I was just looking at a SONY model that's small enough to fit into the palm of your hand. Not only can you snap and save lots of quality still pictures with it, but you can also record up to 90 minutes in the form of
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The Latest From OnionBooty.com
The SONY Clio
Can you make a movie with the Clio? I've decided that's what I want to be ble to do. That is, I want the ability to take still pics with a camera, but also the ability to record movies. That one I saw could record up to 90 minutes. Wow.
Wish I'd Had A Camera!
DANG!!!! I just got back from the store, and while I was there, I saw a sight to behold! This chick walks in wearing shorty, shorts (short like those orange ones in the pics posted by Kevin), only they were made of a soft, thin, cotton looking material, and her ass was much, much larger . . . ROUND like a BUBBLE!!!
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My Next Story
My next story will be told out of sequence. That is, although I've already posted "Buttfucked Concert Teen", that story was actually about the third concert I attended since returning to concert groping. The next story you see from me on this board will be about the second concert I went to upon my return to the concert genre of groping.
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Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part I
By now, you all know that the Shogun loves to play on words when he writes chikan stories, often assigning multiple meanings to a word or a phrase. So too, then, does the title of this story carry different messages. Those of you out there who are not familiar with American sayings may not quite understand what the words "on the bubble" mean when used by an American. Hmmm . . . how can I explai
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Re: Kevin - Not A Storyteller
That was a well-written story Kevin, with a pic and all! You should try your hand at writing more. I think you have underestimated your ability. Now, I'm off to another concert . . . to see if I can find me somebody to fuck in the ass.
After reading Anthony's story, I was curious to know just how many of you chikans out there actually hump girls? I mean, the Shogun does it all . . . rocking, rubbing, hopping, grinding . . . but if the situation allows, I like to "hunch off" against strange women's buttcheeks. What about the rest of you? Truly humpers, or no?
Also, how many of you do any "wet humping"? I know it happens because many have written about it. Or, sometimes the women have noticed wet cum on their clothing, or dried up cum stains on their clothes. Who wet humps, and in what types of environments? Interested in hearing more about different practices and techniques.
Re: ThirdEyeBlind - Chikaning In Moscow
Aren't you worried that somebody might get suspicious seeing you ride the shuttle bus back and forth from the mall to the metro all day long? Good you found something better than the metro train though. That 5 to 10 minutes here or there on a subway train would never do for me. Look forward to reading your stories about ass jacking Russian girls!
Re: ThirdEyeBlind - Moscow Ass Jacking
Tell us more about humping in Moscow. You have mentioned the metro, shuttle buses, and concerts. Are there many popular concerts in Moscow? In big arenas/stadiums and/or in small venues? And what about bars and nightclubs? Do you know of any that get "crack packed" with Russian girl ass cheeks? I have a particular interest in knowing about Russia . . . Moscow in particular. Thanks in advance for any information you can share.
PS Packed concerts are prime locations to get your dick in between a strange girl's buttcheeks or to grope titties (not my main thing). Ask any real chikan who likes to go to them.
What I'm Talkin' Bout
Right in da CRRRRRACK!!!
Re: JMONEY - When To Hump
Hi JMONEY. Welcome. Tell me about . . . Las Vegas. Where can one go to find the tightest crowds? Where did you go? Still waiting to hear from ThirdEyeBlind regarding Bolshevik Buttcheeks too (actually, they're not commies any more . . . at least in name . . . hehehe).
PS Seeing that she pushed you in your face, don't think she enjoyed it :-)
MsDarkSoulDesires - Yahoo Messenger
Juliana, I contacted you on Yahoo. You use it a lot or no?
Man of the Month for July
For the month of July, I cast a vote for myself for the following stories:
1. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part I
2. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O'Butts Part II
3. Buttfucked Concert Teen
4. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part I
5. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part II (in a few days)
Still hoping to write at least one or two more stories to close out my "Recollections" series, but those will have to come in another month.
My Favorite Garry Groper Pics
My favorites are:
The "ass wipes"
Goin for the "heat" of that "sweet spot":
PS Be careful which intersections you hang out at . . . they may have cameras to catch people who run red lights :-)
Would like to see more Trans_Rub pics . . . dick goin to ass crack . . . that's what I'm talkin about.
Booty Bandits & Ass Jackers
Within the underworld of chikan, we have our own terms and definitions for what we do. I like to refer to a chikan who steals a hump from another chikan as a "booty bandit". As for chikan buttfuckers in general, I now prefer to use the term "ass jacker". Some criminals hi-jack planes or car jack automobiles . . . chikan buttfuckers jack ass . . . ass jackers!!! Hehehe!
Re: Stath2 - Co-worker/What Concert
Thanks for posting a pic Stath2 . . . but dude that girl ain't got no whatcha call a boo boo ------->(_I_)!!! But, maybe that's what you like :-) What I like about the pictures is how she's enjoying the party, unaware that somebody has been messin' with her buttcheeks. Or, maybe she was aware?
As for the bands you mentioned, I can't recommend one over the other. A part of it depends on what kind of girls you like. Which band is the type of girl you like most likely to go see? Also, which is likely to draw the best crowd? Those are some factors to consider.
Whatever you do, don't wear nice shoes, jewelry etc. That stuff can all be destroyed, damaged, etc. Have fun! And if you get a story, write it. How did you chikan your co-worker anyway???
Re: Ass Grabbin Chris - This Girl Is Gorgeous
Don't know about the personality, but from the looks department, definitely marriage material. But, that ain't me hombre.
Check that, check that. I wouldn't marry that porno ho:
According to one of the above links, she is Japanese/Hawaiian.
Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part II
Having planned and pulled off the two "ass jacks" that had been foremost in my mind from the very beginning of this particular show, the Shogun now shrunk back into the crowd, preparing to go into "freelance mode". This is where the Shogun becomes more like our fellow chikan who goes mysteriously only by the moniker "Opportunist" . . . I started looking for sets of buttcheeks that offered up unpl
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Celebrities You'd Like To Chikan
I've been wanting to hump this blonde for many, many years:
Would love to NUT on her dress:
Who do you chikans fantasize about?
Re: Bad Santa - Slick & Kevin
Does Thornton do it to her hard enough to make her body jerk forward? I love to do that shit. If he does it to her like that, then I might just have to see that flick. How long is the scene anyway?
Real Chikan In Italy & On Television
This discussion reminds me of a story told to me by a beautiful blonde friend who loves to travel to Rome. I shared this story a long time ago on this board, but basically, what happened was that she was riding on a really packed bus in Rome when this Italian guy started to butt hump her.
She speaks Italian, and asked the guy to stop it, in Italian. The guy kept doing it, so she said to h
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Re: Master Ayashi - July 2004 Award
Thanks Master Ayashi. I appreciate it. I never tried to count how many posts I have made. Like has been said, it's not simply quantity that matters. But what people always seem to forget is that it's not simply quality that matters either! If you want to be truly good at anything, then you need quality AND quantity . . . consistently. BOTH matter.
I produced a list several weeks back
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Re: buttpresser - Justine Shapiro
I've seen that episode of Globe Trekker twice. I saw it when it originally aired, then once this year in re-run. I guess it's just a matter of watching the program regularly (which I do) and trying to catch that particular episode. It's not a long scene, but you can definitely see the guy trying to go to work. It's actually kind of funny. Oh, and it's definitely worth seeing the clip from Bad Santa. He really does hump up against the girl pretty good.
PS Thanks for reminding me of her full name. I couldn't remember it . . . Justine Shapiro. Definitely some Jewish booty cheeks. Lemme at her!
Girlfriends, Wives, and Groping
Many here are married gropers. And I don't mean their wives either. Some people seem to believe that if a groper had a girlfriend or a wife, they wouldn't grope, or they would have less of a tendency to grope. That's just not true.
Shogun's Tips on Groping - Selecting a "Crack Packed" Show
Recently, Stath2 asked for a recommendation on which concert to attend. A good way to select a concert that's sure to be crack packed is to look at the MTV website. They have a section that I believe is called "Featured Tours".
That section provides a list of popular bands that are touring around putting on shows. Pick one of those, and the odds are good that you can get a good hump on.
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More Legal Woes & Questions
But, are their actions legal in public???
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Where Are The Stories?
Where are your stories of humping in England PBH my friend? In fact, where are the stories from Opportunist, Beez, Vancouver Chikan, and JMoney? I also enjoy reading stories from Anthony. Where the stories at peoples? Where they at??? Your turn. Entertain us by appealing to our perverted interests.
Garry Groper Leads A New Movement
Garry Groper . . . I think it's a good idea for you to always write stories to accompany your pictures. It makes it all the more interesting. I think you're on to something.
Also, more pictures that show clear contact with the girl's crack do more to stir the chikan soul. You really had your finger all between the legs of that one in the black pants. Nice "depth" in her crack.
I like it like that:
I'd buttfuck every last single one of them, especially the one on the left:
Re: Laurenxcore - New
I like how you equate old with gross. LOL!!! Well, with you being only 21, it's not hard for somebody to be older than you :-) Welcome.
You mentioned that you have grabbed some guys asses at concerts before. I've had my ass grabbed by women before too, mostly at bars and nightclubs.
But one time (I wrote a story about it here), these three girls were grabbing my ass on the street . . . for all to see! Care to tell us any stories about your ass grabbing escapades, or other groping experiences?
PS Also, what is this Live Journal you speak of?
Re: Pervman - Subway Adventure
Pervman, be extremely careful about taking your dick out and humping on public transit systems, especially when they are not crowded. I know of too many instances where people have been caught doing that very same thing. Public transportation systems often use undercover cops to bust crime. They're not particularly looking for chikans all the time, but they'll take who they can catch . . . doin
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Re: Tony - Thing For Your Wife's Sister
Hi Tony. Yes, I remember you. I wondered if you were still out there reading. I also wondered what had happened, if anything, between you and your sister-in-law.
There can be no question now that she's totally on to you. And yet, it seems like she is willing to play somewhat, or at least tolerate you. However, you really raised the ante when you allowed her to see you wanking in her im
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Re: Tony - Sister-In-Law
Yeah . . . I thought I quit too . . . kinda :-/ I did quit concerts for a while. Had to get me some concert booty cheeks this summer though. Especially after Pervman's stories. I blame Pervman :-)))
Re: Guest - Frottage and Frotteurism
Very interesting commentary guest. Occasionally, references to "rubbing" and "frotteurism" can be found in popular songs here in the United States as well. For example, a song that sticks in my head is one from a pop group known as "Next". I've written here before about the lyrics in one of their songs. In the song, a guy and a gal are dancing, and the lyrics go something like this:
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Re: JMoney - My day on sunday
"Making stuff up" isn't the only reason why somebody might try to make something they write sound better. To make a story interesting, you should always try to tell it in a way that "makes it sound better".
My favorite example of this is a story told by Gentlebrush that actually won a monthly award . . . "Close Call" I think it's called, but I'm not sure. You can read it in the Man of the
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Re: JMoney - Not Quitting
Well, then maybe you don't regret what you do enough that it causes major disruption and dysfunction in other parts of your life.
Re: Kevin - Bad Santa Longer Version
I like the longer version Kevin because you can see that little midget going "motherfucker" as he watches what Billy Bob is doing. That's some funny shit. He knows exactly what's up. You can see Billy Bob really get into humping the girl too. That's how it can be at the show . . . for hours and hours.
We need more movies that depict the action in ways that it really looks like. Humping that is. It looked like the "jerk buttfuck" to me my friends :-) That makes me think . . . what if there was a "chikan instructional video/DVD" that demonstrated different methods and techniques? LOL!
Re: Garry_Groper - Pics
It would help if you'd include the link to your photo albums in each of your posts. Also, I have some trouble sometimes linking each pic to the numbers you assign to them. Maybe it's just me, but I think you need to re-do your numbering or something in the albums so it's easier to follow.
This Week's Stories
Many of the stories over the last several days have made for interesting reading, but some are quite off topic too. That's OK sometimes, but remember that this is a forum for and about groping . . . not fucking.
Re: Stath2 - Karaoke
You're a longtime reader. You know a groping story versus a fucking story. I had to laugh at the sight of a real chikan singing "Baby Got Back" while girls rubbed their asses on your dick. LOL! Some of you are not from the U.S., and may not be familiar with the song. It was done by a one-hit wonder named "Sir Mix-A-Lot", and the song is all about a preference for women with big butts . . . also known as having "back". Baby got back! Hahaha!
Re: Br0wn5huga - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Of course, you remember the music video right? My favorite part of that is when he's sitting in the crack of some giant buttcheeks . . . like a slide on a swing set. LOL!
Re: Guest - The Bottom Line in Black and White
And sweeping generalizations they are. I don't have any problems scoping out white chicks with full, plump buttocks cheeks. They're out there if you look. If white women have an issue with having a big butt, it's because white men tend to like a smaller ass . . . and they put pressure on white women to be small like a twig.
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Re: Guest - In Black And White Revisited
With your OWN words you wrote: "Forgive me if I have made any sweeping generalisations."
That suggests that even though you attempted to qualify and temper your thoughts on the matter, somebody might, by your OWN ADMISSION from that very statement, find your words on the subject to be "sweeping". You may not find what you said to be sweeping, but somebody else, as you yourself indicated wi
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Re: Garry Groper - The Videos Are Now Available
Tried to look at the videos, but I keep getting the message, "You are not authorized to view this page."
Garry Groper - Videos
OK . . . I've only been able to view one of the videos (the first one). I keep getting the message, "You are not authorized to view this page." How do I get around this? I really would like to see all the videos. The girl in the first one has a really nice ass. I like to butt hump nice asses like that.
PS For anybody else having problems, I was able to view the first video after I made sure my computer was using Windows Media Player rather than Quicktime or Quickview . . . whatever it is. That seemed to make a difference for the first one, but not for any of the others.
Re: Tad - Used To Hump & What A Ride
Tad tapped the tushy and creamed phat ass. Wish I had access to packed public transit like that. A train or bus would do. I need something to replace the concert. That will be very, very hard to do since, for me, concerts have always meant several lengthy buttfucks per show plus 1 to 2 guaranteed nuts. And, there are concerts year round.
Of course, there's my bar/nightclub practice.
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Re: Lucky Chikan - BootyVote.com
I saw it Lucky. Thanks. What I have not been able to see is 3 of the 5 clips posted by Garry Groper. What an annoyance that is.
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour
Looking forward to your story Pervman. This month started out kinda lame for stories. But then, along came newbies Josh and Tad. And Garry Groper has continued to experiement with developing something very creative and new for this board. I'm hoping to go to at least one more concert before the summer season is done . . . high tide for concert ass jackers. Gotta make it a good outing!
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Re: Lisa - Groping
Groping??? Sounds more like rape fantasy to me.
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour Part I
Yeah Pervman. What's your recipe for spurting extra-special loads 'o spunk??? LOL! I never cared too much for the Warped Tour or OzzFest because too many ugly, punk type chicks would go to those. Sounds like more "sugar and spice" might be going now.
By the way, my favorite part was how you took your dick in your hand and rubbed it all over her buttcheeks and into her ass crack, then took long, deep, slow hunches up her butt till you spunked. That sounds kinda . . . familiar . . . too ;-) At my next concert, I think I'll sink my fingers into some pee pee mound too. I'm just not a tit man though.
Anybody have any recipes and/or techniques for making the penis more sensitive and easily stimulated? I could spread my "nut butter" on a chick's fresh, showered, plump buns more easily in the bar if I didn't have to hump as long and as hard, like you can always get away with at a jam packed concert or in a crammed commuter train or bus. I'd like to increase my "spunks per bar/nightclub visit"
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Re: Pervman - Mo Bettah Cum
Thanks for that cum creating cocktail of pills Pervman. Of course, there's still the old fashioned way. Don't wank for like 2 weeks and save up a huge load. Then, dump that big load of thick, hot, greasy spunk all over some fine babe's bitchin butt!
Breeding Idea For New York Sex Beast
Beast, you're the one who's always talking about breeding beautiful women. I have an idea for you. It will cost some money, but hey . . . don't be a cheap bastard! Do you want to successfully breed strange girls or not? Here's what you do.
Find a strip club where the slutty "dancers" (dancers . . . right . . . LOL!) do lap dances totally in the nude. Then, go there! LOL! Wearing supe
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Calling Senores Carlos & Gentlebrush
Senor Carlos, what happened between you and that girl whose homework you were doing? That was worth at least one hump in my eyes. Hehehe. And Gentlebrush where are you my friend? Hope all is well, and that you're just being a silent observer.
August 2004 Man of the Month
We got some good stories up in here this month. A few newbies showed up like Josh and Tad. And of course, there's the most perverted Pervman . . . he will be hard to overtake as Rookie of the Year 2004. I don't believe it can be done in fact. However, my vote for this August goes to experienced old-timer Garry Groper.
Mr. Garry Groper has demonstrated strong creativity this month, first bringing us his "picture stories", then bringing us videos of his own groping expeditions (I've seen 4 of the 5). Garry Groper's experimentations on this board are historic and should be recognized as such. For this, my vote must go to Garry Groper for his novel contributions in August 2004.
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour Part 2
Dang Pervman . . . buttfucking a 14 year-old. Well, you are younger than I am. I think that one I fucked in the ass years ago and made cry was probably around 14. Good story. Damn good story. Made my dick hard and shit. I'm defintely gonna have to go get my dick off against some stripper sluts this weekend. Then . . . I gotta concert :-)))
Re: Carlos - Rubbing Up Girlfriend At Concerts
Senor Carlos . . . you are one lucky hombre.
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Gettin' The Chikan On
Black Shogun seeks no other awards. Black Shogun seeks only to nut on phat, female buttocks cheeks. Please share your stories with the rest of the gang. I like how you talk and stuff . . . girl said she was gonna GET her some! All us real chikans here would love to get up in your big ass.
Pervman's Dick Stiffening/Cootchie Moistening Stories
I love the way Pervman tells a story. It's as if you're right there ass jacking the same hot girl yourself. It's obvious that all the hardcore chikans here are influencing each other too.
I mean, I can read parts of Pervman's stories now and see myself when he describes what he's doing to a girl's bum cheeks. I shoved my thumb/fingers up some girls' butts just because I read how Jay had
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Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, I would like to request that the following terms be included in our Chikan Glossary:
1. Ass Jacker - a groper who specializes in chikan buttfucking.
2. Nut Butter - that's that warm, sticky, greasy stuff that an ass jacker chikan spreads on a woman's buns when he spunks in her ass crack.
3. Kiss The Sky - this is one form of expressing chikan nirvana. The chikan turns his head up to the heavens right at the exact moment that he spurts spunk onto a strange woman's body. Female chikans (chijo) may also achieve nirvana and kiss the sky when they feel a stiff dick spurt off in their butts, onto their arms, or onto other parts of their anatomy.
Re: Taxcider - Caribbean Fest
The only place I'm going is to the titty bar. Then, to a concert a bit later. You'll have to tell us all about it.
If you haven't had a good laugh lately, check out the chikan glossary on the board. It's got some pretty funny stuff in it! You just have to laugh. You can access it from the menu page.
Re: Anthony & Bad Boy
1. 40 Women See His Dingaling - Incredible but apparently true. Love the expressions on the faces of the girls!
2. Sorry Guys - definitely not a Shogun-class artist at what he does! Hahaha!
Calling All New York City Chikans
Taxcider and other NYC chikans, the Republican National Convention will be starting in New York City next week. You should get out and hunch off on some conservative, soccer mom arse cheeks.
I now call upon all NYC chikans to chikan buttfuck a hot, right-wing bitch up the ass. I'd love to dick the dickens out of conservative talk show host Juliet Huddy's conservative booty hole (click the photo to enlarge):
Re: Krakken - Garry Groper Videos
Krakken is right on this Garry. If you really want people to see those videos, you really need to find another way to show them. Yahoo just doesn't work well enough given the number of eyeballs you're attracting.
I've been trying to look at all of them since you put them up, and I still haven't been able to do so (4 out of 5). It's too much work, and will soon drive people away, thus diminishing the impact of your groundbreaking video work.
OK . . . time to go grab some grub and rest up. Cuz you see, we goin SPUNKIN on some stripper sluts tonight! YAY-UUHHHHHHH!!!
Spunking On Strippers 101
Rarely ever do I give a girl more than what the basic cost of a dance is. She would have to do something really extraordinary to get more $$$ per dance out of me. My strategy, though, is that I become a girl's "regular". That is, if a girl knows that when you come to the club you're gonna buy dances from her, and she likes you, then you might be able to get some extra mileage out of her.
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Fucked That Stripper Bitch Up!!!
OK Chikans . . . here I sit after a night at the strip club . . . my shorts still a little moist with cum. I know that's kinda gross, but I'm gonna change out of these as soon as I finish this post. Also, I know this board is about chikan and not strippers, but I gotta tell just a little bit about what happened last night. I just GOT TO! And believe me. This really is just a little bit becaus
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Re: Fucked That Stripper Bitch Up!!!
Actually, I was wearing underwear last night. I had just taken my dick out so that very little material was between my boner and them hoes ;-) I saw a dude in there with loose basketball shorts on. Motherfucker!
Justine Shapiro is in Italy on Globe Trekker! We were just talking about this. Try to catch it!
Re: Kevin - Big White Booty
Thanks for the vid . . . look at how her ass cheeks jut out. Perfecto!
Re: Pervman - Strip Club Story
Wasn't my thing at your age either. Couldn't afford it for one thing :-) Then, when I became a hardcore, ass rubbin' chikan, I found that it could serve as a nice fill-in between chikan buttfucks of girls. So, I like to go every few months or so.
Re: Krakken - The Amazing Race 5
It will be on again this Saturday on CBS. I intend to watch it. If I were the producer of the show, the women would have to travel only through "high grope" countries.
August 2004 Man of the Month is Garry Groper
Congrats Mr. Garry Groper. Black Shogun is nearly 100% on his recommendations for this and other awards, recommendations, etc. That's because the Shogun is fair and reasonable and knows who is deserving.
I am delighted that Garry Groper has won. Few really understand and appreciate the significance of what he has done. His work is ground-breaking on this board. He has succeeded in shaking up the chikan world.
Daring, creativity, and talent for perversion . . . these are the things that keep this board not only alive, but growing as well. Garry Groper has what it takes. I wish we could see more contact, but given the lack of a crowd, more caution is required. This is what you must do when there's no crowd.
Re: Krakken - Video
Yes Garry. Please provide us with some instructions on how to find the videos once we have downloaded eMule. Thanks.
Re: Opportunist - The Last Straw & The Roots Concert
Wow Opportunist. That was some post there about what you went through. I was definitely one of the guys who was wondering what had gone down. I'm glad that you realized that you were losing control, and that you did what you needed to do in order to regain it.
As you know, that happened to me shortly after I discovered this board. You get excited . . . you get revved up . . . and if you
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Re: Ass Rapist - Thanks Black Shogun
People can call me many things. However, they can't call me a rapist.
Re: Alfie - Indian Ass Crack in London Town
I don't know. You're better off posing your question to people who live in London. However, if I were there on holiday looking for ass, I would go to Tiger Tiger, Covent Garden, the Equinox, and the Hippodrome. Of course, there's always the packed tube trains. London has concerts too. Big ones :-) I've always wanted to ass jack beautiful, British bum at venerable Wembley Arena.
Garry Groper Videos
The touching that I see in the videos really doesn't excite me all that much. It's just too light. I understand why that has to be though. It's the POTENTIAL that I see as being significant. Putting pictures and words together to get a story. This is why Mr. Garry Groper must be applauded as the daring explorer that he is. Ladies and gentleman . . . the Shogun has decided to enter the digital picture/video age. I have selected which digital camera I shall purchase.
Shogun's Tips on Groping - Writing A Great Chikan Story (That Guy Has A Hard-On)
Has this ever happened to anybody before? You're in a crack packed bar, and you rub your stiff dick on a girl's butt or hip as she passes by. Then, you can clearly hear her say nonchalantly to her friend over the noise of the crowd, "That guy has a hard-on." Hehehe!
That has happened to me a few times. It's funny because you know she felt your boner, but it's as if she doesn't realize yo
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The Amazing Race Goes To India Again
I watched this year's episode of The Amazing Race in India. It wasn't nearly as good as last year's. It was funny though when the one in shorts with "Texas" written across her ass (eeeverything is big in Texas!), complained that she got grabbed. Her boyfriend said, "I'll bust that ass!" Like he was really gonna do something with all those Indians on that train. He didn't do squat.
Ass Grabbin' Chris - Brazilian Booty Cheeks
Have you seen this site Ass Grabbin' Chris? Some nice Brazlian ass:
Re: Arm Humper - Preferences For Ass
I agree with all except point 1(b). It may be easier to get away with groping a woman from behind, but that's not why I do it. I just love a woman's ass, and that's it. Some of my earliest sexual experiences were ass jacking young girls. It was good, and I always wanted more.
Besides, to grope a woman from behind is a common technique used by men of all creeds and colors around the glob
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Re: Bad-Boy - West Indian Day Parade
Bad Boy, a part of what you described reminded me of something that happened last weekend. I went out "bar bumming". Nothing great went down. In fact, it was a relatively weak night of action. However, out of frustration near the end of the evening, I just shoved my dick up a girl's butt as I passed by her in a thin crowd. She was standing near the bar talking to some people, and got knocked all off balance and stuff. She had to hold onto the bar. She looked back, but everybody just took it as an accident. Right.
For Brown Onion Lovers
Big round, brown onion: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Re: Guest - Rachel Hunter
The full story: http://www.ookiine.com/archives/000699.html Definitely a desperate amatuer.
Big Butt Asian!
I saw a phat assed Asian girl the other day! I was shocked since most Asian women ain't got no ass. Actually, she looked a bit Amerasian to me. It had to be the "Amer" in her hips that gave her those bum cheeks.
Re: Pervman - The Real Deal Holyfields
I wouldn't go as far as to say that I personally believe everything is genuine on this board. But, based on years of experience, you certainly can have a sense for what "feels" real though.
Re: Carlos - Humping Site
Errrrrrr . . . is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking? What's up with that site Senor Carlos??? Man! Hahaha! That sure does give the "enemies of the state" some ammo. Dang!
Re: Arm Humper - The Latest Controversy
Nobody denied that it was a dangerous thing to do. That wasn't the point. The POINT, whether it be dangerous or not, was that it DOES happen, and despite what Dr. Dry Hump or anybody else believes, people DO get away with it. THAT was the point. Nothing more, nothing less. Plenty of other aspects of what you term "classical frotteurism" are plenty dangerous too! Ask Feather the titty groper.
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Arm Humper - "Classical Frottuerism"
You said a few other things that I find to be interesting. Well, the whole line about women having limits, and what they enjoy and don't enjoy and so on. At the end of the day, when did a chikan REALLY care about what a woman enjoyed? At the end of the day, a chikan wants to get off, and that's it.
And do you really believe that all those women who wouldn't enjoy cum-stained clothes enjo
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Big Arse Onion
Check out the photos . . . click on a pic and watch the movie too! I love the top middle picture. Look at how her 'lil "pannies" are all dug up all into her phat mound of a "clam". You can see the outer edges of that "bung hole" too: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Re: Ninsowean - Big Butt Asian
Oh yeah??? Where have you been looking then? That's the first time I've ever heard anybody suggest that in my entire life. I mean, somebody might like Asians, but defintely not for having phat asses! I've been a butt lover all my life. Or, at least since I found that a girl's butt could be a wonderful thing.
I've even lived in Asia for 5 years :-) If I didn't see it in the homelands, I don't know where else it could be. I'm sure not seeing it here either. Anywhere I may go. My conclusion is based on years and years of observation as an ass man. Don't know what you been smokin'.
Re: Ninsowean - Chi-town
Yes Ninsowean. For being such a large town, you'd think there would be more chikan action in Chicago, especially on the metro transit systems. There's gotta be a packed bar somewhere with a phat ass with your name on it . . . just for you! Also, there's always . . . concerts ;-) There's a guy who went by "Terrance" who wrote a story about getting some at a Chicago Bulls game. Gotta monthly award for it too! By the way, what does "Ninsowean" mean?
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Thinking of You
Sup Juliana??? Long time no hear from that phat ass of yours! I want some baby. You're the First Lady of Chikan!
Re: Trans_Rub - Contact & In The Crack
Nice Mr. Trans_Rubber. Niiiice. As they say in the song from several years back, "This is how we do it!" I wish the pictures were clearer though. Wet hump a chick up the butt and leave a load on her ass. Then capture that on film. You'll be a national hero of the Chikans then.
Trans_Rub Depicts Realities of Chikan Buttfucking
I love how Trans_Rub shows himself adjusting his stiff dick just before gettin' up in that butt crack. Proof positive of what chikan buttfuckers do! Trans_Rub ain't bullshittin'. We need to see the video! The hell with all the fake stuff.
Re: Dan - Humping
Hello Dan. Welcome. I discovered this site quite by accident too about 2 years ago. Imagine that! I'd walk a mile to hump a . . . girl with a big butt ;-)
Re: Pervman - Hot chick getting groped
I was at a concert where some women purposely stripped 100% naked just to flash the crowd (see "Grab Um In The Biscuits!"). I found a way to get me in a few feels and brushes after this one hot chick put her clothes back on. Got some fingers in between her butter soft bum cheeks at high risk since her skinhead World Wrestling Federation (WWF) friends were right there. I also used my patented "bump and clap" and "bump and pump" manuevers to grope her arse. I think I'll go "poop chutin" (see Terminology Section) in the bars this weekend ;-)
Re: JMoney - Memorable Stories
Have you read Infamous Groper's stories? He has one where he writes about yanking a girl's underdrawers right up between her buttcheeks while at a concert . . . definitetly giving her a wedgie. Classic! Probably got some "skid marks" too! Hahahaha!!!
I love standing behind girls though and seeing them pulling their panties out from between their butt gaps too. If she's hot with a nice ass, my dick will go rock hard as I imagine my dick sinking in where her panties have already been ;-) I'm all like in my mind, "That's right bitch . . . pull your panties out from between yer buttcheeks cuz ya fixin' ta get chikan buttfucked."
Re: Opportunist - The Roots (VIP) Concert
Nice stories Oppy. I was wondering when you were gonna stop leaving us hanging. I wouldn't have spunked on that girl's ass in that situation either. What, with 3 plus hours left, it would have been too easy for her or her friend to discover the cum, then contact security. But, if it had been in the dark in a packed crowd in front of the band . . . SPURT!!! I keep it real. I've never tried to
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Re: Dr. Dry Hump - A Few Questions
You left out one of my favorites: Crowded Club (inside). This, along with concerts (indoor or outdoor), is my favorite. And, it depends on just how ugly I think she really is. Sometimes, you overlook the face to get the buttcheeks.
Re: Opportunist - My Opinion
Agreed. AND, a concert with all those bodies packed together is a prime place to wet hump . . . if you're into that.
As advertised, I went out "poop chutin" the other night at the bars. Even though I didn't get to nut, I did get in some good ass hump action. There was this one fat ass brunette who I repeatedly dicked in the butt all night long. She was one of these types who just appears to be completely oblivious to what you're doing, and it seems like you can totally get away with bloody murder. Either tha
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Re: JMoney - Dr. Dry Hump's Question
Yep JMoney. Concerts are the best. But, you must pay to play. That's true. You know what they say. You get what you pay for. If you want to hump and grope girls for hours and hours on end, and shoot your load to boot, then a general admission ticket to a packed concert is defintely the way to go.
While I was dorking that brunette in her ass at the bar this weekend, I found myself fantasizing about having the same situation at a concert instead. My thick boner would have been buried way deep in that "paydirt" in the same way, only my shirt would not have been in the way, and I woulda jerk fucked her up her butt till I spunked and left a "pretty mess on her dress". Sho nuff.
MsDarkSoulDesires - A Matter of Cum
Juliana, are you out there? How would you feel about a buttfucker chikan cumming on your clothes? I know that most women are like Lauren who posted here earlier who said that maybe she wouldn't mind getting a chikan's stiff dick rubbed against her big ass, but she definitely wouldn't want the cum on her clothes.
However, you're no ordinary woman, having expressed in this forum an affirmat
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Opportunist - Pleated Skirts
Now that I think about it Opportunist, I believe I actually may have chikan buttfucked a girl wearing a pleated skirt. It was that pretty little blonde named "Jessica" in my story "Doin The Bum Diddly". I do remember that her skirt was plaid, but it may have also been pleated too.
And regardless of whether it was pleated or not, I definitely remember how I sunk the big head of my dick so deep down in between her buttcheeks that I could literally feel her little blonde, pink, suburban butthole. Definitely one of my best chikan buttfuck experiences of all times. I'll never forget her or how I got so deep up into her ass cheeks.
Announcement - Black Shogun To Take Leave Of Absence
Black Shogun will soon be taking an extended leave of absence from this board. I'll be back I'm certain. I just don't know exactly when. There are a few things I'd like to do first however. I intend to vote for Man of the Month for September for one thing. Also, I will cast my votes for the annual awards we have on Ayashi-BBS at the end of each year. Master Ayashi, please consider those vote
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September 2004 Man of the Month
September started out long on bullshit and short on good stories. It was looking like maybe the worst month for stories I had ever seen when two people came along to save the day.
Actually, one of the two best contributions wasn't a written story at all, but rather a set of pictures from Trans_Rub of himself in action. Just the kind of thing we all would like to see more of here for sure.
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Re: Pervman - Leave of Absence
Hi Pervman. It's just that a lot of things are coming together that say that I need to take a long break from the board. For one thing, I feel that my work here is done. I had a serious agenda . . . the embetterment of this board . . . and I pushed it at all cost.
You may have read it in my posts, but at the time that I discovered this board, I had made plans to really try to stop chikan
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Absentee Ballot - 2004 Annual Awards
Master Ayashi, here is my absentee ballot for the annual recognition awards to be handed out at the end of the year. I know we have 3 months left to go, but I think I've already seen enough to cast my votes. If I choose to change my mind for some reason, then I reserve the right to re-cast a vote(s) if I feel I need to:
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
MAN OF THE YEAR
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November 2004 Award
I cast a vote for Satyr. Also, I'm happy to see that things turned out OK for Herr Feather, and that Pervman has decided to try to kick the habit earlier in life rather than later.
December 2004 Award - Fiction Month
Well, it would seem to me that the best stories this month had the feel of pure fiction to them. But great fiction it was! I say call December 2004 "Fiction Month" and award the following folks:
1. Mars - Wife Groped
2. Visitor - for submitting Security Guard Dream from the net
3. Tara - The Cheerleader and the Frottager
4. Groper - for submitting Subway Lesbians from the net
2004 Annual Awards
I would like to resubmit my year-end votes for the Ayashi-BBS Awards:
Rookie of the Year - prodigy pervert Pervman
Man of the Year - Garry Groper, the grandpappy of the personalized picture story
Hall of Fame - Garry Groper, Pervman, and the First Lady of Chikan MsDarkSoulDesires
Recommended Webmaster's Special Mention - to MsDarkSoulDesires for her buttcheeks wiggle:
Man of the Month December 2004
I change my December 2004 vote to Senor Carlos for "Groping in elegant parties when I was a teenager." The hell with the fiction. Gimme the real shit. We can always count on a Hall of Famer to deliver the goods.
Voting on Ayashi BBS
Folks if you're going to vote, please remember all the categories and try to cast your votes accordingly. You can recognize more people and spread some of the wealth around if you use all the categories we currently have available. The categories are:
1. Man of the Month (December 2004)
2. Rookie of the Year 2004
3. Man of the Year 2004
Also, please do not neglect the Hall of Fame. If you're going to vote, submit a full ballot that can help deserving contributors get the recognition that they deserve. Lastly, we've had a webmaster's "special mention" award the last two years. If you think somebody deserves a special mention, why not throw that in too? So come on people. Don't do a half-assed job . . . get out the (complete) vote!
Meaning of "Rookie of the Year"
"Rookie of the Year" refers to the best newcomer in a particular endeavor. It's the typical method used to recognize athletes who are new, such as a new professional baseball player for example, who have had a big impact in their particular sport. In other areas of entertainment, such as in the music world, you might refer to "Best New Artist" or something like that. It means the same thing.
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Getting To "Yes"
I don't know about other forms of Chikan, but over 20 years of practice proves to me (it's not a guess . . . it's years of field data) that no more than 1 woman in 10 openly says "yes" to being chikan buttfucked. That's a mere 10%. I said "openly" . . . meaning a clear and unambiguous sign of acceptance.
That's not to say that you can't get away with successfully chikaning a much higher p
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The Numbers Game
Back in December 2002, I wrote a piece entitled "It's All In The Numbers" wherein I referred to a "1 out of 20" ratio. I just wanted to point out that I was talking about something a bit different then.
I stick to my claim that if you're a damn good and perverted chikan ass jacker, then you have a great chance of getting an unmistakable "yes" out of your buttfucked prey about 1 out of ever
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To The Latin Groper & Others
Thank you for your vote Senor Carlos. I am proud to have received such recognition from a Hall of Famer like yourself. However, I must say that I do not seek, and nor shall I accept, another term as Ayashi BBS Man of the Year. At least not for the year 2004. Somebody else must be awarded that rank along with all of its standing and privileges within the Nation of Chikan.
I'm still on wh
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Big Blonde Brazilian Buttcheeks
Here's to you AssGrabbinChris! Watch the black man grip, kiss, and slap the pink, fleshy, white buttocks cheeks of this big, phat ass Brazilian blonde babe. Don't just look at the pics . . . click on one and see the film clip!
More Brazilian Booty Cheeks
I met a girl from Venezuela who was living in Miami who looked a lot like this big booty Brazilian here. The girl wanted to give me her number and start dating! Oh, if only I lived in Miami! But, I was just a passin through!
Do The Math
Well if I did quote 15%, which I don't recall doing at all and would be interested in knowing exactly which post you are referring to, then it is you who quibbles over a mere 5% since I'm saying 10% now. If this is a bad thing, then you are no better than I am since you're doing EXACTLY the same thing . . . quibbling over 5%.
Re: Carlos - Hall of Fame/Special Mention
Great minds think alike . . . well . . . mostly.
2004 Was A Very Fine Year For Ayashi BBS!
As the sun sets on the end of 2004, I must say that it was yet another stellar year for Ayashi BBS! We had many new personalities show up adding new life and vitality to the board. People such as Pervman, br0wn5huga, and MsDarkSoulDesires, just to name a few. And of course, veterans such as Vancouver Chikan, Ozzi Groper, and Opportunist made their presence felt.
Black Shogun will not go
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Master Ayashi Confirms One-Man-One-Vote System
Well, if a person really doesn't care about such things, then from their standpoint, why should it matter if a person voted 1 time or 100 times? He doesn't care. Right? The truth is that I haven't met a person yet who didn't appreciate being recognized for the efforts they've put into doing something they cared about. Never.
The same thing applies to even a chikan. We may be bad people
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Hello Gentlebrush my friend! It's so very good to see you again. I have thought of you often over all of the entire last year, and I'm happy to know you're alive and well! If you got any good stories, let's hear 'um! And even if not, I'm still pleased as punch to hear from you!
Gentlebrush - The Old Ayashi BBS Gang
Gentlebrush, there was a time when virtually all the current Hall of Famers were here at roughly the same time. Masher, Infamous Groper, and Moshpit Groper had long moved on before the Hall was formed, but it had to be the most exciting time ever in this board's history when so many of the greats were here and reading and/or writing at the same time. I call it the "Golden Age" of Ayashi BBS. It
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Gentlebrush - The Old Ayashi BBS Gang
Gentlebrush, there was a time when virtually all the current Hall of Famers were here at roughly the same time. Masher, Infamous Groper, and Moshpit Groper had long moved on before the Hall was formed, but it had to be the most exciting time ever in this board's history when so many of the greats were here and reading and/or writing at the same time. I call it the "Golden Age" of Ayashi BBS. It
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Carlos - Elegant Venezolanas
Senor Carlos, as I expected, you are clearly a very well-educated, worldly man who more than likely earns a very good living. What happened in your relationship with your new girlfriend? Still seeing her?
Re: Gentlebrush - Last Concert 2004
That was a good story Gentlebrush. I like how you described how that one girl turned her head partly around as you creamed in her butt crack. I had a similar experience where a girl jerked her head around to the side just as I spermed with my dick in her ass, and lunged all up on her back and stuff with orgasm. I wrote about that in my story "Inaugural Nut" . . . the first time I ever used chikan to spunk against a strange girl at a show. Can't wait to read about the club you went to! Senor Carlos and Gentlebrush kicking 2005 off right . . . real chikans with real shit! Now where'd you learn about them there concerts Brush ;-) LOL!
Buns and Roses
Hahaha Gentlebrush! That's some funny shit! My boy said he gonna get the booty crack of another guy's date for free and then go home happy, while the boyfriend wines her and dines her and if he's lucky, gets a little peck on the cheek at the end of the evening! Heeheehee! If we weren't chikans, you'd just have to call us plain old cheap! LOL!
Gentlebrush To Become a "Bar Bum" Like Me
OK Gentlebrush, but please be careful! And remember rule #1 . . . don't get greedy! The place sounds like it gets good and crowded and has some tight spots where it gets jammed up a bit. Also, the dance floor sounds really small. If it gets packed, you have a good chance of getting some buttcheeks out there. Especially if you dress nice and are an OK looking guy :-) Also, try to always have
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Re: Gentlebrush - Goin' "Poop Chutin" At the Bar
Yeah, case the joint real good and make sure you understand how crowd dynamics work in the place. You're on to something, though, with that line of people trying to go to the bathroom and how it seems to get held up in the crowd. I would be like Carlos and definitely try to work that "line-up". To get some ideas for strategy and tactics, read "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck", "The Wet Bar", and "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call". Every club and situation is different, but you might be able to find something in those stories you can try out. Goodnight my friend.
Re: Butt Trainer - Job Opportunities
Butt Trainer, there's something about squatting down and giving it to a woman that's very exciting to me. There's a story that I wrote way back when where I talked about using a technique I call the "squat and lift" to buttfuck a big booty blonde at a concert. In fact, the story is called "Big Booty Blonde". Being a trainer, you might enjoy reading about Black Shogun's own brand of "squats". LOL! You can find it quickly by going to the Hall of Fame and looking at the early entries for me. There's also a definition in the site's terminology section, which is very funny and a blast to read. Good luck with your own big booty blonde :-) Too bad you can't nut in their plump asses.
Butt Trainer - A Question
Say Butt Trainer, I don't know exactly what kind of gear you wear when you work out, but is it possible to wear underwear underneath some dark clothing? That way, maybe you could spudge in these women's deep ass cracks without the wetness showing up so much. I know from experience that without underwear, even if you're wearing some jet black spandex, the cum can be very noticeable. When I first started concert buttfucking, I tried wearing some spandex type stuff to outdoor shows, and it was good. I've worn spandex and been dick to booty hole crack against girls wearing spandex or other thin clothing! I stopped wearing the spandex because it was too hard to adjust muh dick in um! Hahaha! Just wantin' ya to blow on that ass dude (and tell us about it)!
Re: Master Ayashi - 2004 Annual Awards
Master Ayashi, thanks for implementing all of my recommendations for this year's awards. Over the past two years, I have made many, many, many recommendations with virtually all of them having been accepted and approved by you. I'm proud to have an outstanding record of working successfully with you to improve and build upon your life's work.
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Just Stoppin'
A belated season's greetings Juliana! Or should I say . . . "sister". LOL! You have just become a part of chikan HISTORY by gaining admission into the Ayashi BBS Chikans Hall of Fame :-) Just what we needed. There's just no way that "vanilla milkshake" could be denied!
Re: Retina - Voyeurism and Groping
It sounds like you have a very intriguing group going there Retina. And I LOVE the handle. Perfect for a voyeur! And you're definitely going about it the right way too. One recommendation that I have not been able to get Master Ayashi to accept is that everybody here should be required to register in order to post, without exception. No registration, no posts. And if you register but cause problems for the community, then your ass is kicked out . . . no questions asked. That would definitely address my main beef about what's wrong with this board. But, it's still the best chikan site in the entire English-speaking world!
What Senor Carlos Should Do
I think Carlos the Latin Groper should try to chikan buttfuck his girlfriend. Senor Carlos should leave work at the same time with his girlfriend and take the train in Caracas to go to a place for drinks and dinner. Hopefully, the trains would be broken down and delayed that day causing big crowds. When a train finally did show up, all the people would be crushed like sardines. Don Carlos woul
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The Kingdom and The Nation Open Political Ties
I am glad that Master Ayashi has deemed it wise to strike up this relationship with your "Kingdom" Retina. I can see that you are a man who feels passionately about what it is that you do. Many attacked and ridiculed Black Shogun for introducing the REALITY of the existence of the underground Nation of Chikan in this place, but that is only because they do not share my unique passion. However,
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Re: Butt Trainer - answers to the masters
Well Butt Trainer, I respect your decision regarding the blonde. But if she keeps flirting, it could be a . . . eerrrrrr . . . "hard one" to resist :-) She could be a perfect target too. A rich lawyer's wife who isn't gettin' enough good enough at home. Keep us posted. If you change your mind and try to hunch up on them butt cheeks, let us know! Let us know about all the phat butt girls you help get into shape. Hehehe!
Re: Pervman - Happy New Years
Well Pervman, when one can buttfuck a girl as well as we can, it is difficult to give it up. I'm afraid you're in for a long battle my friend. However, if you want to stop, the younger you start fighting it, the better your chances. The greatest artists are also always the most conflicted. Good luck.
The Direction of Ayashi BBS
And yes. Like I said. I was supposed to be MsDarkSoulDesires too. I guess I'm in the Hall of Fame twice now! I say we stick to having awards. They can be for stories or whatever. A main reson for having awards is to make it easy for people to find the best stuff on the site and to encourage people to keep contributing. There's enough here that there needs to be some way to wade through stuf
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Gentlebrush - Applaud Call for Stories
Gentlebrush, I applaud your call for more stories. You understand that stories are the heart and soul of Ayashi BBS. They're what attracted all of us here because that's basically what the board has been, and people stuck around. Nobody in his right mind believes Ayashi BBS is or should be a literary society. However, there can be no doubt that well-written, detailed stories that describe emotions, full tactics, engaging details, slick escape, good/bad outcomes, etc. are highly enjoyable to the real chikan. Not only that, but many, such as a true chikan like yourself, find aspects of stories like that to be instructional. That information is highly prized by a real chikan. Feather is right. Let people be who they want to be and take care of yourself!
Silence Is Not Consent
I say once again that silence is not necessarily "consent." It certainly is tolerance, but tolerance and consent are not the same thing. To consent, one must "agree". Sometimes, given a certain set of circumstances, you might reasonably conclude that by one's silence, one has given consent. But, the two do not automatically go together. There can be all kinds of reasons for why a woman may remain silent, her agreement to being molested not being one of them. It is a dangerous and foolish assumption to conclude that just because a woman remains silent, she is consenting to what the chikan is doing. In fact, making the opposite conclusion makes for a much safer and long-lasting practice.
Right On Old Timer!
You have it down on all counts. With respect to this issue of silence and consent, as I have said many times before, there can be several reasons for why a woman who does not really consent chooses to remain silent nevertheless. As you said, she could be totally shocked at what's happening to her and then completely freezes up. Or, she may feel embarassed or ashamed or trapped or just doesn't w
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I Do Not Consent And Nor Shall I Tolerate
I can't speak to every single legal system in the world, but in American jurisprudence and the common law upon which it is based, as well as in civil law countries around the world, there absolutely does NOT exist a "legal maxim" that silence = consent. That is absolute RUBBISH! Of this, I am 100% certain. That is just plain hogwash!
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Arm Humper Doesn't Like Certain Types of Stories
If somebody doesn't like certain types of stories, then the solution is simple. Just skip over them. I do this routinely myself, either only skimming briefly or deciding to skip the whole submission. It's no reason to start saying that the board's orientation is not what it should be, or that the focus should not be on stories. It's primarily the stories that helped this board become the best chikan site in the English-speaking world. I believe it was BillyBigBuns who said Ayashi BBS is the "mothership" of chikan stories. I understood two years ago that in the final analysis, the only opinion that counts about stories is Master Ayashi's. If he likes a certain writer, that writer gets featured. And that's final.
A Well-Established Legal Maxim
I thought I would post one long-held legal maxim in common law and American jurisprudence that we should all keep in the forefront of our minds: "Ignorance of the law is no excuse."
Re: Latina Slayer - Feather's Legal Scare
How could you have missed the reports of Feather's ordeal Latina Slayer? He told us all about it. I had asked openly on the board where Feather had gone to. He soon responded telling us of his unfortunate experience. Herr Feather told us long ago that he hails from Germany. I don't recall the exact time during which he made his posts, and I don't feel like going to look for them to find the dates. So, maybe he will tell you soon, and then you can go read those cautionary advisories about greed and not paying close enough attention to your surroundings while groping.
Ahora Espana Tiene Representacion En Este Sitio!
Now Spain Has Representation On This Site
Bienvenido Alfonso. Cuando vivia en California, he conocido una chica rubia de Barcelona, Espana. Ella estaba muy, MUY bonita con pelo largo y yo follaba ella en su culo muchas veces. Ella preferio mi pene en su culo mas que en otras partes de su cuerpo. Me gusto mucho su culo de Barcelona, Espana ;-)
Welcome Alfonso. When I used to live in California, I knew a blonde girl from Barcelona, Spain. She was very, VERY pretty with long hair, and I used to fuck her in her asshole many times. She preferred my prick in her asshole more than in other parts of her body. Her asshole from Barcelona, Spain was very pleasing to me :-)
Gentlebrush - The Nation Of Chikan Must Welcome All Chikan Brothers & Sisters
Now, now Gentlebrush. Let's try to have a little more welcoming and international perspective :-) You used to chair the welcoming committee! Hehehe. I could translate what he said, but I am too lazy to do so. I'm sure either Don Carlos or Arm Humper will. They both know Spanish.
Re: The History of Seano
Seano . . . if what you have said in your stories is true, and if your fate is to be caught as a chikan, then for your own welfare I hope that fate is fulfilled sooner rather than later while you are still young. The law might still be willing to be relatively lenient upon you as one who has not yet reached the age of adulthood.
Re: Retina - Silence Is Not Consent
Retina, where did you see this video called "Tokyo Crime Files"? I would be very, very interested in seeing something like that myself. Anything that sheds light upon the real world underground of chikan is of interest to me. And as you clearly understand, as do most who have expressed an opinon on this debate, silence absolutely does not equate to consent, particularly when it comes to groping. The silence=consent "doctrine" is pernicious (deadly) and invalid upon its face, and must never be adhered to by a highly-skilled chikan.
Re: Retina - Tokyo Crime Files
Retina, if you can find a distributor, that would be great. It wouldn't matter to me that it was in Japanese. I could still figure out a lot about what's going on just by looking at the video pictures.
Re: Gentlebrush - More Stories
Sorry Gentlebrush but I don't have any new stories to tell at the moment. I'm taking a long and well-deserved break from story writing. I'm certain I'll be back with some. I have ideas for stories. I always have ideas. I just need to have some good experiences to see which, if any, of those ideas can be brought to fruition and made into dick-stiffening, pussy-moistening chikan stories. As I said, I applaud your call for more stories. I just won't be one to write any for a little while longer.
Gentlebrush - Pub Rub
Gentlebrush, have you gone back to that bar that you told us about? I'm curious to know how your next experience goes in there.
Advice To Gentlebrush
Try to fuck her in the butt ;-)!
Brazilian Master - Brazilian Bunda!
Thanks for your comments regarding my stories Brazilian Master. I'm glad that you have enjoyed them. I don't recall expressing any doubts regarding chikan in Brazil. In fact, I think Brazil would be an excellent country for the practice of chikan. I just wouldn't know where to go to get my chikan on is all. Maybe you can change that :-) You appear to be into the concert scene there. Tell us more! I liked those pics too. If you want to post pics directly to the board, save the pics on your computer, then click on "browse" to upload the pics you want to post. Next, type any message you want to leave, then click "OK/send". We look forward to reading/seeing more from you my friend.
Brazilian Master - Reminded of a Girl I Know
Brazilian Master, if you are into big, phat booty, then check out the site www.onionbooty.com. AssGrabbinChris turned me on to that site long ago. The last two months or so, the webmaster there has featured round Brazilian bunda on his site. Click on the pics and you can watch a free short video clip. Enjoy! By the way, I used to work in an office with a big, soft, round ass, blonde Brazilian babe of Italian descent. She would wear soft, tight clothing that would accentuate the roundness and fullness of her "moons". We became friends. I never got to chikan her, but I still think about those Brazilian bunda cheeks to this very day!
Gentlebrush Brings Target Booty Cheeks To The Show
Gentlebrush has decided to take the guess work out of it by bringing some ready-to-chikan crack to the show with him as his date! LOL! Now that's some fffffunny shit! Hahaha! What ever happened to the excitement of the hunt Brush? Hehehe!
Brazilian Master - SPEAK!
OK Brazilian Master! OK, OK . . . damn you have me going now. I must, must, MUST receive more "field intelligence" regarding Brazil! Oh GOD how I dream about being at that same water park buttfucking girls in the ASS at a CONCERT held at the park . . . while you're still in the water! Your dick could get as messy and as wet as is possible since everything is already wet! AND, when you dump yo
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The Water Park Concert Crowd
Brazilian Master, how do the crowd dynamics work at that water park? I mean, is it just like any other big concert in terms of thousands of people being packed together, only they are standing in water? Is there any of the mayhem of pushing, shoving, and moshing? Crowd surfing??? Tell, tell, tell! LOL! I could see myself in a crowd like that with a thin bathing suit on and a long T-shirt to cover up my dick. The only problem is that in water, the T-shirt might have a tendency to rise up with the motion of the current, thereby exposing your dick :-) Did you have your dick out when you hunched that one teen in her bunda then blew into her crack?
Re: RETINA - Club Help
Thanks for the info RETINA. By the way, I checked out your site, and I liked a lot of the pictures, especially the upskirts of chicks on the dance floor. Lets me get a good shot of what's goin' on under there when I'm sliding my stiff boner up and down through a girl's aaaasssssss gap! Panties all wedgied up in her butt cheeks and stuff . . . if she has panties on :-)
Re: MITB - Chinese New Year
"Flat Chinese ass"???? Hahaha!
Don't Want No Flat Flat Ass!
That's right. I tried to tell people here that they ain't got no ass . . . not just Chinese but Asians in general. I'm not down with the challenge man. Black Shogun ain't down with no flat asses. Although, I did write in one story how I got all up on this one white girl's flat ass cuz it proved to be so easy to do in the club. But generally speaking, a flat ass ain't for me. I'm gonna have to sit this one out.
Man of the Month January 2005
I cast my vote for Brazilian Master and his posts, including the ones with the picture of the guy who was clearly a chikan gettin' him some pretty girl ass crack. You can just look at the expression upon his face and hear him going with a deep groan of an AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Greetings Chikans
Uhhhh . . . thanks for the vote, but I didn't produce anything in January 2005 to merit the recognition. You can back that big ass up against my dick any day though girlfriend ;-)
Re: Master Ayashi - Chinese Ass
Get the bitch to stand up and turn around. Then we can judge for sure ;-) And welcome back Br0wn5huga!
Re: Mya Chan
Whether her ass is flat or phat is not important. There's always exceptions, but we all know the average Chinese arse is . . . FLAT! Hahaha!
Finding A Story
If you think finding a story is hard on this board now, you should have seen it several years ago. This is why I always push to keep sections like the Man of the Year and Hall of Fame. Sure, it's to recognize, reward, and encourage contributors, but it's also to make it easier for readers to find good stuff on the board. Some people just don't get it. It's no just about egos. It's about makin
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Re: Master Ayashi - The Spin Off
Yes, Master Ayashi. Dr. Dry Hump's design reminds me of what you tried to do at the beginning of 2003 I believe it was. As Master Frotteur put it back then, the readers of this board preferred one "dishonorable scroll" upon which to record our deeds rather than all those different categories. I think you did the right thing for this particular community. Anytime you satisfy your customers, you're doing the right thing. Perhaps Dr. Dry Hump will be able to build up his own clientele.
The Missing Link
The one thing that I think Ayashi-BBS is still missing is an effective search engine.
Re: Guest - Train Humping
I liked your story there Guest. Wearing black pants/sweats is always a good way to conceal the spunk stains when chikan buttfucking makes you sperm in your trousers. I might also add that if you're wet humping a strange girl in her butt, if she's wearing black or dark clothing, this can help to conceal the load you later plaster onto her butt cheeks . . . unless it's a big, hot, gooey, steamy me
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Re: Old Timer - Chikan Poster
Your words remind me of my old idea of the "Pooty Hole Express", as depicted on the site's Aberrant Archives page.
Super Bowl Halftime
Did anybody see the halftime show at the Super Bowl game performed Paul McCartney? What I wouldn't have given to have been in that crowd as the girls jumped up and down dragging my dick through their ass gaps. As McCartney sung his words, "Get baaack, get baaack", I made up my own:
She got baaaack!
Da da daaaaaaaa!
She got baaaack!
Da da daaaaaaaa!
She got baaaack!
That's where my dong belooongs!
Latest Greatest on OnionBooty.com
Man this bitch has got one BIG ass! And a nice pink pooty hole too! Click on a pic and watch this dick bury his prick all up in dis chick! His face all up in her vanilla "milkshake" too: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Re: Retina - Super Bowl Halftime Show
Yes, but did the Kingdom get any pictures??? That's what the Nation of Chikan wants to know!
Re: RETINA - Tokyo Crime Files Videos
Thanks for the info RETINA. Your research is much appreciated.
Re: Carlos - Crowd Surfing
Don Carlos, for me it is a bonus to be able to grope crowd surfers at concerts. As you know, I like to buttfuck girls in their ass gaps at packed shows, but if and when it's possible, I will grope crowd surfers in the titties and between their legs in their crotches too. I wrote in one story of how one crowd surfer girl's bullet-size nipple was sticking out of her top, and I got it in between my thumb and forefinger! No es un chiste hombre (no joke man).
Re: Carlos' Crowd Surfing Pics
Check out the fat guy with the hat on two pics down . . . he's all up on that girl's ass . . . just like Black Shogun would be . . . I'd be all up on her head and shit too.
Check out the latest from the Onion y'all . . . and don't forget to click on a pic! Especially you Lynn the A-R-YAN! Hahahahaaaaa!
I've attended car shows and never had any luck. The crowd dynamics just never seemed to be right for a butt hump or a grope. I know Dirty Uncle likes to go to car shows. Haven't heard from him in ages.
February 2005 Award
I cast my vote for "Skip" for the story "Waiting in Line for Space Mountain". Now, who really knows who the hell Skip is, or whether the story really is all that. But, it was well-written and it was steamy hot! It was Herr Feather who initially dug up the story. Maybe somebody could invite Skip to join our community? Also, I give my honorable mentions to Senor Carlos for those concert groping pics, and to br0wn5huga for that "I See Booty" cartoon! LOL! You have to put "I See Booty" in the Memorable Comments secion Master Ayashi where it can always be found.
Re: MITB - February Man Of The Month
Carlos didn't post the "I See Booty" cartoon . . . br0wn5huga did. Nevertheless, he would be a fine choice and is somebody I have voted for many times before. I just wish that more people voted, and that they did so in a way that demonstrated that they know how to promote and advance the long-term interests of the board.
Re: February Award
I was prepared to vote for Carlos too . . . until the Magic Mountain story was presented.
Krakken - Watching Gropers in Action
Speaking of seeing gropers in action, another season of The Amazing Race kicked off the other night. I thought of you Krakken, since you were the one who told us about the first groping scene on that packed train in India. I watch each season now . . . looking to see in which country the women risk getting groped. So far, its been India two seasons in a row. Hope they go through India again :-) Definitely some buttfuckable dames on this season's show!
Re: MITB - The Amazing Race
The Amazing Race is 1 of only 3 of the "reality TV show" programs that I have ever gotten into. The premise of the show is that teams of 2 (started with 11 teams this season) are challenged to be the first team to complete several tasks and overcome various difficulties in order to reach some preselected destination in the world. The team that's in 1st place after the final challenge wins 1 mill
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Amazing Race - Models Groped
The groping of the models may not have been during the 1st season. I don't recall. I just remember that being the first season that I started watching.
The Amazing Race on CBS
That's right Krakken. CBS is the right network.
Other Shows Where I've Seen Groping Scenes
COPS - Saw an episode where this guy had reached under a girl's mini and grabbed her lil' pannies and shit. The chick's boyfriend took on the groper and his friend . . . and won! The police were called in, and the bloodied groper was arrested. COPS is on the FOX Network.
Lonely Planet - saw an episode where hostess Justine Shapiro was traveling in Italy. She sat down next to this Italia
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Re: Krakken - Lonely Planet
Sorry Krakken but its been such a long while since I saw that episode of Lonely Planet. I do recall that there are at least 2 different shows focused on Italy. One is just on Southern Italy I think, and then one is on other parts of Italy. I just don't recall the details that would directly answer your question.
Humping in Casinos
You raise a good point about the casinos MITB. I mean, I would think that humping in a casino would be high risk just because of the "electronic eyes" and facial recognition technology that could catch you in the act. The casinos are more concerned with catching card counters, cheats, and those types, but a by-product of all that surveillance could be catching a butthumper doing the "humpty hump
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Questions for buttluver
When you used to hump women in the city, did you actually hunch off against their buttcheeks, or did you let the crowd and natural motions of the train do all the work for you? Were you able to sperm in strange female butt cracks on a regular basis? Also, in your estimation, is it possible to wet hump on trains in New York City? Did you ever do such a thing? By the way, I saw on the news how this one club in New York with a capacity for 200 people got cited for packing in 700 . . . perfect opportunity to pack some girl's fudge.
Re: MITB - Vegas Clubs
SRO . . . Standing Room Only . . . sounds good to me! Thanks for the field intelligence. I'll have a report myself in a few weeks.
beez Back on the Game (and cheeks)
Welcome back beez! Geez beez . . . where ya been???
Re: LikeGreen - Felt A Little Weird
LikeGreen, you did the right thing actually. When anything is new, check it out first. Do some "intelligence gathering". Then, if it feels right, then go to work. But be careful . . . Herr Feather can tell you about the type of crowd you were dealing with.
Upskirting Receives National Media Attention
This morning on the Today Show on NBC, Katie Couric did a major segment on upskirting. It was funny to hear her say that it was something she had never heard of before until just a few days ago. Hard to believe, especially since she lives and works in New York City!
Anyway, the segment got into how "disgusting" upskirting was, and it told of how this one mom had caught a guy filming up he
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Re: Opportunist - Suspicious Bouncers
Bouncers and security guards have never really posed any problems for me at concerts. I can't recall a single serious negative incident with those types at any concert . . . ever. I did get thrown out of a bar by a bouncer once while experiementing with my "Parade Rest" technique. That was a bar though, not a concert, and its only happened once. I had the nerve to go back to the same place on
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Just saw another Hillary Duff video . . . nothing but girlie-girl ass meat there! Oh, and Hillary does have a nice "duff" herself. How'd you like to "buff that duff" then dive into that muff???
A Different Point of View
Check out this guy's thoughts on groping:
Re: Br0wn5huga - Would you rub your cock on this ass?
Talkin about, "I'll flex my buttcheeks and rip ya dick off!" LOL!
Welcome Back Iron Dick!
Well, the good doctor chooses to join us again. OK then, let's hear about it old buddy. The Shogun shall soon have a very special "Global Survey Report" to share with the Nation. Later today.
Re: RETINA - Babelfish Not Reliable
That's probably close RETINA, but it makes no sense. I did look in a dictionary and found that "polvo" also means "a good fuck." And "si" can mean either "yes" or "if". Well! I think I have it now! Maybe it's something like, "I'm a good fuck, mainly to the Latinas. Yes!" LOL!
Re: Br0wn5huga - This is Fucked Up!
Like hell girls don't fart! LOL! Forget about all that "sugar and spice and everything nice" myth. Farting is a natural bodily function. Just don't go around doing it on microphones and stuff! Ever fuck a girl when air is trapped inside her cootchie and she gets "pussy farts?" LOL! Need to find a bitch who's a more snug of a fit on yo dick. Hehehe.
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - What I Think About That?
What can I say to that Bro Dr. Iron Dick? I'm speechless.
What does "GSA" stand for? GetSomeAss??? LOL!
Re: Seano - Cuba Goodies
How come no stories about Cuban asses? Since you're the one who goes there every month, we ought to be asking you that! Hit us up with the facts and figures dawg.
Re: Francisco - That's The Shit
Watching women take a shit . . . muy rico.
March 2005 Man of the Month
I rather liked the posts of GSA (GetSomeAss) muh damn self. GSA.
Re: Guest - Alicia Silverstone in "Beauty Shop"
I know that's right Guest. They outta call it "Booty Shop." I'm with you all the way. Would love to bugger Alicia Silverstone up the bu-TTOCKS.
Re: MITB - Taiwan
We used to have somebody in here who went by ShawnHero . . . or something like that. Think he was from Taiwan.
Re: Mike - Master Frotteur
Master Frotteur never told this forum where he was from.
Re: Opportunist - OPPY meets the Main Line Matron
Opportunist to the rescue! Great stuff Opportunist! Just what we needed to liven this place up. I appreciate all the commentary and stuff, but there's NOTHING like a great chikan story. Man, I was with you as you were up in that tanned, Main Line Matron butt crack. That asshole fucked your shit up. Clumsy, jealous, greedy bastard. Well, at least you buttfucked the freckle-faced redhead.
British Airwaves Ban Rap Artist 50 Cent
I found this article to be interesting since I have set the lyrics of many of my chikan songs to the music of 50 Cent, and since I still dream of one day buggering proper English girls up the arse while they keep a stiff upper lip as they feel my "stiffy" lodged in their British bum cracks:
Re: JMONEY - Busted in NewYork
Hey man, do you remember what the report said a woman should do if she's groped?
Re: MITB - whoa Gentlebrush
Your assertion that it's a matter of individual taste is what goes to the heart of the matter. The rest of it doesn't hold up:
1. A grinder needs merely to step back? Experience shows that often a groper merely needs to remove his hand.
2. A woman who agrees to play with a groper has given a higher level of permission because grinding can be accepted as an accident, while allowing
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Re: Feather - Re: whoa Gentlebrush!
I find the comments of Gentlebrush to be a bit out of character. There's no doubt he's been one of the most accepting members of this community. Perhaps he's just a bit frustrated over the lack of good stories. Don't blame him for that. He's a Hall of Famer, which means he's done his part when it comes to writing a good story.
The board has been "off" overall though in terms of stories.
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Re: Opportunist - 10 Shows in 18 Days
And who was it who said that James Brown is the hardest working man in show business??? Think again.
Re: chikanovice - success at last
Novice you expressed confusion over the fact that the chick didn't even look at you after she had clearly consented to being publicly buttfucked at the show. Dude that's par for the course. I mean, a part of the excitement for both man and woman is that it's total strangers groping and humping each other. She probably figured she had acknowledged you enough earlier with her smiles and thank you's. When it was all said and done, it was time to leave as you both arrived . . . as strangers. It's not always that way, but man that's par.
Have You Buttfucked A Conservative Blonde Today?
Anybody else wanna chikan buttfuck right-wing political pundit Ann Coulter in the ass??? Also Monica Crowley too! Boy I'd love to go to a national Republican convention! Check out the pic of Monica with Duran Duran . . . my boy is standin' awfully close up on them cheeks!
Dream Conservative Blonde Ass Fuck
Chikans In The Crowd Say . . .
Phat Arsed British Bum
Remember to click on a pic to see the movie clip.
Re: Funny Chikan Clip
This is the correct link to the more entertaining of the 2 clips. It is some funny shit at the end. I bet the trains are in reality even more crowded than in this clip, allowing you to ass jack on the train. It had to be less jammed so they could shoot this scene:
Re: Gentlebrush - Chikans In The Crowd Say . . .
Yeah, I concluded the same thing. He's rubbin' on the one with her hand in the air. Say, "Wave ya hands in the air! Wave 'um like ya just don't care! Bout chikan dick in ya phat DERRIERE! Chikan spittle in ya pretty long blonde hair! Chikan friends now if you dare! Follow me and SCREAM OH YE-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
PS If it was me, I'd be on the one in the middle. She looks like she might have a big ass with a deep, soft, fleshy buttcrack.
Look under "Tours de Jour". Plenty of big name bands there. By the way, Black Shogun is working on a new chikan song entitled "THIS is how we do! (We likes a girl with a big BOO BOO!)" Hahahaha!
Recent India Groping Stories
Stories on this board are the most entertaining not only when they are well-written, but also when they are believable by real chikans. The writing is excellent, but the stories just aren't believable. And for a real chikan, that means they miss the mark. Sorry MITB, but I don't share your enthusiasm. This board is about true-to-life chikan. Real chikans want real stories . . . well-written real stories. Stories like these must never be overly lauded on Ayashi BBS, and certainly not recognized with the highest honors bestowed by this forum. Read 'um and enjoy . . . but they ain't the real deal when it comes to copping a feel. Praise only the best.
Re: MITB - Enthusiasm
You wrote: "If these fellows can write, have an interest in chikaning eventually they will be submitting real stuff."
Well, I say that's a lot of wishful thinking. Usually, where there's fantasy, there's even more fantasy. Also, I may be wrong, but I suspect that these "fellows" could be one and the same.
About the new chikan song you wrote: "Will it be creative writing or something real?" It will be that combination that yields the best results . . . using creativity (and humor) to talk about the real things that chikan buttfuckers do to girls with big boo boo's. Thus, "THIS is how we do!"
Re: Solid Man - Real or Fantasy?
Of course you can't stop people from writing their fiction stories here. I in no way suggested that we should do that. In fact, I said go ahead. Enjoy them! But at the same time, there is no reason to overly encourage such writings here either. It's not what the long-time readers and supporters of this board want. We know what made this board what it is . . . the best chikan site in the worl
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April 2005 Man of the Month
Well my chikans, April was looking like a dog of a month, but several people came through with some good stuff to rescue it before the end. Actually, I liked some of the stuff RETINA did early in the month by keeping us informed about the women-only carriages in Japan. He even went so far as to post pictures of the actual signs notifying riders of the women-only carriages. I like the pic where
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Re: RETINA / Solid Man - Man of the Month ( Another View)
I'm sorry, but I must respectfully disagree. The most valuable assets belonging to this board, and Master Ayashi knows this is absolutely true, are its stories. For that reason, I've always argued that the awards should go to the people who use their own creativity to produce original stories for the entertainment of the readers. This is nothing against MITB, and he certainly adds value. Howev
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I Stand With The Storytellers
Well, you know what? I just think that some things here, like in life, need to be a thankless job. The bottom line is that we ALL have a responsibility to do like MITB has done. If one wants to be a part of a board that has vitality, then one has an obligation to contribute. Instead, as usual, there are far too many takers and not enough givers. I'm going to fight to make sure that it's the s
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Re: Anthony - 40 GIRLS SAW!
LOL Anthony! Now that's some funny shit! I remember seeing that set of pics from a few years ago! I put muh pecker in muh haaaaaaaaeeennnnd! Hahaha!
Gentlebrush - Request for Field Intelligence Report
Gentlebrush, would you please be so kind as to file a "Field Intelligence Report" with headquarters (Ayashi BBS) upon your return from Las Vegas? There are a few things that Black Shogun would like to get some specific data on:
1. Strip Clubs - which non-touristy ones have "bed dances" with attractive girls who lay on top of you and yank your dick off in between their ass cheeks, or agains
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Re: Gentlebrush - Where is this board going?
Even though I burned out with the storywriting, I'm scared to completely leave the board Brush. I'm afraid of what I might come back to! I thought Pervman was gonna be our guy. Although I know I couldn't personally chikan a nun, that doesn't bother me so much. Somebody else wants the reason they burn in hell to be that they chikan buttfucked a Sister of St. Mary's, knock yourself out! It's just that the Man of the Month could be a guy writing about how he sniffs his phat ass momma's buttcrack at night, and the Man of the Year some idiot "advising" people that a woman who remains silent to the crime has consented to it. A few of us have already put in too much blood, sweat, and tears.
Bed Dances in Las Vegas
Is anybody aware of any strip clubs in Las Vegas that offer bed dances??? I thought I saw somebody mention a specific place with bed dances within the last several months.
Re: MITB - Bed Dances in Vegas
Thanks for that very specific information MITB. I'm going to do some research on the net to see if I can find the exact name of the place. If I do, then I'll post it. I'm wanting to get back to Las Vegas. When I go, one of the things I'll want to do, in addition to chikan, is sample some strip clubs.
I've been to strip clubs where they had bed dances, and it was far superior to couch da
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Indian Chikan Writers
I find some of the chikan stories written by Indian writers who describe their exploits on trains and buses to be rather interesting. It's not the settings. We have plenty of folks from other lands who also write stories about groping on trains and buses. It's just that a LOT of the Indian stories describe plenty of direct on-the-pussy touching and actual sexual intercourse. Has anybody else n
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Re: GSA - Trip to the pool
You wrote, "My dick was practically twitching in her butt and she was still completely clueless." I know that's right! I know the feeling . . . divine. THIS is how we (chikan buttfuckers) do! Can you tell us what "GSA" means, or would that be giving too much away?
Re: Retina - Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future
Everytime I think I've heard it all! This has to be one of the most novel chikan techniques I've ever heard of! I can't wait until the follow-up story comes out about this guy being arrested for faking his affliction of blindness :-) LOL!
Talk of The Town Has Bed Dances!
OK, here's the field data. The name of the place MITB mentioned is "Talk of the Town". They have bed dances, and I read that the girls are all nude. The address is 1238 Las Vegas Blvd. South. Phone number is 702-385-1800. MITB knows this place Gentlebrush. You need to check it out and give us your own opinion of it. The information I read says that they supposedly cleaned it up some, so it's not supposed to be too trashy. MITB, you said there was a place close by that may be competitive in terms of offering bed dances. If you ever have the time, I'd appreciate knowing what the name of that place is too (or an appoximation) so that I can look that one up as well. I'm gonna speeeeermmm on some Vegas stripper sluts.
More Bed Dance Clubs
Here's the name of some additional places in Las Vegas that claim to have bed dances: Lacy's; Leopard Lounge; Showgirl Video; Deja Vu - Las Vegas; Deja Vu - Little Darlings. MITB are you familiar with any of these places? How would you rank order the ones you are familiar with in terms of quality of the girls, price, atmosphere, and the ability to shoot your nuts off against the strippers? Where does Top of the Town rate against these others?
PLEASE Don't Cum On My Ass!
I got my cum on this "dancer's" leg and buttcheeks . . . and was giving her buns a regular rash! LOL! She eventually agreed to "dance" with me again as long as I promised not to get spunk on her ass. This blonde ho . . . she would take my dick out of my sweats, slobber her THICK, white drool all over it, and then try to yank me off in her little hand! We talkin a GOOD ho!
She's My Private Dancer
What you think about that blonde dancer in the pic Gentlebrush? Would you pay to have her grind your dick off in her ass? I mean she REALLY bobs her butt up and down too . . . like a buoy on a rough sea. And she has one the cleanest, pinkest little white girl pooty holes I ever did see! By the way . . . I don't believe it either.
Re: Gentlebrush - Strip club in Vegas
First, I too have to say that the Merv Griffin comment was funny. I had to laugh out loud at that! I liked the site you gave me because it has a link to all the good information on strip clubs all over the world. I don't know which ones I would choose. I couldn't go to them all. I'd probably pick one of the more well-known ones. They're gonna be the cleanest and the safest . . . you hope! You GOTTA tell me how your bed dances go! You have to be patient and find the right girl. Then, she'll make you nut! What I do is try to watch a girl dance for somebody else first. If it looks like she wags her ass in a way that would wank me off, then I go for her.
Re: Dr. Dry Hump - Visual Evidence
Why don't you go first and show us how it's done? Actually, Garry Groper already went first and paved the way. Accept your own challenge and lead the way on this brave new journey that you call for.
MITB - The Other White Meat
How you go do me like that MITB? How you not go let me have no turkey? Come on man. I ain't go do nuthin'. I ain't gonna try ta buttfuck nobody up in there. I ain't go do nuthin'!!! Give up the bird man. I likes da white meat too . . . so long as it ain't too dry. I had a x-rated video once called "The Other White Meat" :-D
Re: MITB - Look At This Subject Line
No, it was not meant as a smear. You mentioned Thanksgiving, which of course made me think about turkey . . . which has both dark and white meat . . . which in turn made me think about this video I had:
Re: MITB - Aware Of Those Who Read But Haven't Posted Yet
You wrote: "This is an anonymous service but some fear getting in a tit-for-tat flame session with a clever writer with a dark disposition."
Just to be clear, in case you're trying, you're not going to get away with blaming me for a lack of stories here with a "cheap shot" like that. If opposition were all it took to not write, then I wouldn't have posted anything here ever again after the
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Re: MITB - Top shocking, riveting, mindblowing posts
The stories/writings that jump out as the most memorable to me are some of the earliest ones I read upon discovering this "chikan" board:
1. jay - One of my favorite chikan writers of all times is jay. He wrote a piece called "Wedding Story" that I really enjoyed. It was about how as a kid he butthumped this older woman at a wedding and spunked on her dress. The cum blends in with the co
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Re: MITB - another mindblowing post
Your last post reminds me of another great story in the Chikan National Archives where a man recounts a story told to him by his wife. I believe the wife had attended a concert with one of her kids. Anyway, she's in the crowd and this kid is buttfucking her. Dick all up in between her ass cheeks and stuff. The woman was up near the barricade I think, and she was trying to fight the teen chikan
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Re: Master Ayashi - I Cannot Ban
I am outraged that you would suggest "censoring" anybody (including Solid Man or a lurker) as a result of the events of this week, especially since when I privately raised the issue of the flaming problem with you way back in late 2002 when I first showed up here, your response to me was basically something like, "Too bad, but I won't do anything. Let the offenders be pilloried in the court of pu
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Re: newbehavior1 - Tough Tony
What was that about newbehavior1 not posting stories??? A couple of stories in the last few days! But be careful man! You used some bad words in there and referred to somebody as a "bitch." You don't want to give nobody the wrong impression now. LOL! To upload pics, I think you need to register.
A 'Lil Spring Onion
Watch this white boy do the "hot dog" in this chick's BIG ass. Click a pic:
Re: newbehavior1 - More Posts To Come
I see no problems with anybody who wants to write about chikaning a nun. It's been done in the past, and it will be done again. Knock yourself out! In fact, if anybody here claims to have buttfucked a nun, tell us about it. You just may have to answer a few questions from St. Peter about the cum stains on the habit is all :-) Others of us will be faced with a different set of queries to answer.
Re: MITB - Are some things just plainly predictable?
You wrote: "A hat-pin stuck in a mutha-fucker's thigh will get him off you."
This is why all chikans must keep up with their vaccinations :-) Better go get a tetanus shot chikans.
Ya Girl Ain't Got No Ass???
Tell that bitch to get some Insta-Ass Panties!
Ass Crack Surgery
Now everytime you think you've heard it all :-)
Re: Paul - Warped Tour
Say you're there with a kid . . . somewhere in the crowd. Besides, anybody can go. You're entitled to go to a concert just like anybody else. Act like you belong and you will, within reason of course (not so easy to do at a Hillary Duff concert for example). Warped Tour is easy.
Re: MITB - Was It Dirty Uncle?
I've seen the story that was supposed to be by "Dirty Uncle" somewhere before. Or at least something very, very similar to it. Could have been a re-post. No original stories, so we've taken to playing games I see.
Re: Cleavell's Shogun
I don't know about Cleavell's Shogun, but Black Shogun is not attracted to most Japanese women. Prefer Thai, Filipina, and top-of-the-line Indian.
Buggering Around Couples
I love buttfucking strange women in the presence of their husbands and/or boyfriends. Especially when they are kissing. I remember one New Year's Eve when I was hunching my dick up this big ass brunette's butt as she deep-kissed her significant other at the midnight hour. I almost spermed in her crack but didn't quite get there. Then, there's always the drunk, dick tease sluts in the bar deep-
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Re: MITB - "Chocolate Starfish"
You wrote: "Apparently, when this fem gets drunk her agenda expands to include more than one kind of stimulation."
Actually, the reason why I had to keep following her around was that she would move after feeling my probing dick between her cheeks. But, she eventually got into a spot with this guy and stayed. After that, I was in her ass for a long, long time. It was amazing (and excitin
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Re: Paul - Green Day?
Yes . . . Green Day would be good for gettin' yo butthump on. How did Warped Tour turn out? Or, have you not gone yet?
Re: Slick - Todays dirty deeds . . . and camera shopping
You wrote: "Then I swipe my cock in her ass slot as I pass her." "Ass slot???" ASS SLOT?!! LOLOLOL!!! Slick proves that one does not have to go to Vegas to uuhhhhm . . . "play the slots"! Ha! MITB liked "chocolate starfish." Black Shogun likes "ass slot." Gotta use that one in a story down the line. But as MITB has warned, be careful in stores and malls. Security cameras are everywhere and undercover private security is not uncommon at all. Keep doing the same stuff in the same places and they will be waiting for you. Even the best can be nabbed if one gets too cocky.
Rub Me Tender
I found these articles a few years ago. I still find them interesting:
Re: Slick - Today's Agenda
A long shirt is always a good way to hide your boner. Of course, the problem with a long shirt is that it can get in the way when you're ready to make contact with the hindparts. Of course, the skilled buttfucker chikan uses a long shirt as "cover" for his pooty hole prober as he goes to work on some ass . . . dick in her buttcrack with shirt over the top serving as "cover".
Re: peoples - yo slick
Give the boy a chance and cut him some slack. At least he's trying. If we're lucky, then we the people of the Chikan Nation might see his abilities grow and develop with improved skill and technique over time. At least he's trying to show us the "back racks" he attacks. Garry Groper oughta give him some pointers.
Buttfucking Drunk Kissing Girls
While THEY get a DEEP French kiss:
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I found a site on the internet where this woman writes in an on-line diary about her subway experiences in New York. It gives us one woman's perspective:
Tuesday, February 8, 2005, Evening, Downtown "6"
So, I was at this trivia night at this bar in Brooklyn, Ripple" one of the questions asked where one might find a person committing frottage. What is frottage you might ask? (I didn'
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Chikans and Jesus
That's one thing I have never been able to do Slick. That is, cross chikan with church. Alhough, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to chikan buttfuck a big ass blonde MILF at a packed tele-evangelist gathering as a crowd of outreached hands pushes forward to touch the leader's hand . . . tears running down her face as she prays for salvation . . . and your spermatazoa running down her deep ass crack as you satisfy your cravings while asking forgiveness for your dick having been in her buttcheeks at the same time. Thank ya Jesus?
Too Close For Her Comfort . . . But Not His
A woman describes her experience of getting buttfucked on the train:
September 30, 2004
Too Close Is Too Close
From work it's about a mile over to Civic Center station. There were no busses on VanNess, so I walked as fast as I could. Thought I'd see if it took any less time to go to Civic Center than VanNess since the train might be a little less crowded one stop earlier, but it's
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Abstinence Is Fun Sayeth The Lord!
This site promotes frottage (among other things) as a way to abstain from "sinful" sex. Hot dog in the bun demonstration and all! Yes! THANK YA JESUS!!! Hahaha!
Re: Khabir - Phat Ass Versus Fat Ass
Them butts ain't PHAT . . . they FAT! However, to each buttfucker his own.
Nuttin' In Las Vegas
I've done some independent research and determined that the following locations offer up great opportunities to get into some "ass slots" in Las Vegas. We've discussed the best strip clubs in great detail. Now, the bars and nightclubs good for buttfuckin'. Your feedback is welcome MITB. Black Shogun's select choices for spunking in some bar/nightclub booty crack in Vegas are:
1. Bikini's in the Rio Suites Hotel & Casino
2. Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel (they also host concerts!)
3. Coyote Ugly in the New York, New York Hotel complex
4. Moose's Beach House (rub off in UNLV co-ed buttcracks here)
MITB - Barbary Coast
What's the name of the place with the Barbary Coast pirate show? Somebody told me that was the place to be between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m. since that's where all the service industry people go to party (including off duty strippers) once they're finished with their jobs. The boy said he has hooked up many times at that place, but I don't recall the name of it. I need to add that one to my list too. Naaa Naaa Naaaaaaaaa gonna have a good tiiiiime! Hey, hey, hey!
May 2005 Man of the Month
There were several good submissions this month. I liked GSA's story captioned "Trip to the pool" where he writes of how his dick "twitched off" in some chick's buttcrack in a swimming pool. Then there was the story Richard submitted from Voyeur Web called "I'll never forget it". In that story, we read of how a young black boy butt humps a hot blonde in a toy store. Also, Newbehavior1 had a goo
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Re: Who Wrote The Wedding Story?
If anybody doesn't know who wrote "The Wedding Story", then you just really, really haven't been reading the best of the best in the archives. It's right there for everybody to see! Actually, there is a bit of a controversy about which "Jay" wrote the piece. The "jay" of the Hall of Fame once stated that he didn't write it. I guess nobody is 100% sure. However, the story is attributed to Hall of Fame "jay".
Chikan Buttfucker & Historian
Christian Slater Arrest
Let this story be a lesson to all would-be professional chikans. My understanding of the accounts of this happening is that Slater was drunk. Professional chikans NEVER operate drunk. The supremely successful chikan always practices 100% sober. That way, you know exactly what the hell you're doing, and you can avoid most trouble. Never drink (at least not to drunkeness) and grope. In a bar have a drink in your hand, but be perfectly sober and have your dick in them hindparts till you goo in her ass crack . . . if ya can get there!
Re: Gentlebrush - Vegas Report
I'm somewhat disappointed with your report Gentlebrush. It sounds like you had some successful butthump action, but you have chosen not to write stories of what happened to share with the chikan brotherhood. That's your personal choice of course, but I'm much disappointed by it. I'm sorry you got played by the bitch at the Vu too. I mean, sometimes that happens if you get the wrong bitch and she tries to play you and shit. Still, I'm undeterred. I still feel like I can have a splendid time. Doesn't sound like you hit too many bars and nightclubs. I researched some good ones. We shall see. We shall see.
MITB - Moose's Beach House
MITB were you able to gather anymore intelligence regarding Moose's Beach House near the UNLV campus?
Re: MITB - Moose's Beach House
Cool. I appreciate it. Only problem is that classes have ended at most universities for the Spring semester. There's summer school, but that can't be compared to Fall or Spring semester. Check it out, but if it isn't good, I wouldn't totally rule it out. I would go again when more students are around.
Re: Gentlebrush - Vegas A Big Place
I don't know Gentlebrush. I know a lot of places out there are big, but I saw some pretty crowded nightspot pics on the net. Doesn't seem like you went to any of the ones I've researched like the Hard Rock. You don't do the bar/nightclub humpty-hump like other chikans though. But I know what you mean. Other cities are that way in that they have these cavernous nightspots making it more difficult to butthump. I still believe that if you do the research right, then you can dig into some good crack. Thanks to Slick, I already have the title for a story . . . "Playin' The Slots." Hahahaha!
Re: MITB - Frottage A Courtship Disorder?
I can see how frottage could be classified as a "courtship disorder" in that it certainly is not a traditional way of relating to a woman in a romantic sense. But, contrary to part of the clinical definition of frottage, I'm not one who is regularly fantasizing that I have some kind of special, romantic relationship with the woman that I'm butthumping.
Fantasy is exactly what anybody is do
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Re: MITB - Lifting Them Higher
Sooooo . . . sounds like you want to put in some "squats and lifts" huh? Did you read Vancouver Chikan's award winning story where he lifted some crack up off the ground? Have you read the terminology section where you can pick up all kinds of other good techniques (and have a good laugh while you're reading)? I love that story though . . . "Big Booty Blonde". I lifted her big ass up off the floor with the "squat and lift", then I dropped "the bounce" on her big ass. Or, how about in "Tippy Toes Concert Booty" where I didn't have to do jack cuz the bitch was raising her big, round ass up in the air by gettin' up on her tip toes? Man that was some shit! Hahaha! Some of the best chikan experiences of my life.
Re: MITB - man makes his blue eyes brown
Talk about putting up with a lot of shit just to get some ass! In this case, he wasn't even really "gettin' any".
Stories In June 2005
I haven't had a chance to read everything yet, but I've done some skimming and can already tell that June 2005 had the best collection of stories the board has seen in a long, long time. At least since the middle of last year maybe. The voting had to be tough. That's just the way we want it!
Re: Kass - Rejected By Hunchback
I know it's not funny to you right now Kass, but one day you will look back on your "Hunchback of Bulgaria" story and laugh. Hang in there dude. And start wearing longer shirts to cover up your boner! Otherwise, you need to wear underwear or wear pants that aren't so loose. They see you approaching with the "heat seeking missle" already armed and they're getting out of the way.
Re: Pete - Foam Party
Pete I loved your short piece on that foam party you went to. I've always felt one of those would offer up the perfect opportunity to hump and grope like a fiend. Even to do what you did, which is to blow on a girl right in the open. I mean hell. You can't see as much in all that foam. And what's a little more "moisture" here or there???
Re: Opportunist - Spring Marathon
Oppy, I just read the first installment of your Spring Marathon series, and I have to say that was one hell of a story! You have it man . . . the gift . . . the gift of being able to go out and have a great chikan experience, and then being able to put it all down in writing for all the Nation to enjoy as if we all were right there.
Of course what I said before about you was all meant with
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MITB - UNLV Co-ed Butt Crack
MITB I see you've been steadily welcoming new and old guests alike . . . "hosting the show". Hehehehe. I appreciate your efforts to check out Moose's, and I'm sorry it didn't work out. As I cautioned though, there was a good chance the pickings would be slim since it's the Summer session. I have to hand it to you for going back a second time. I wouldn't have. Or, at least I would have waited until the Fall session was in full swing (after Labor Day). Anyway, thanks for looking into it. I'm glad I didn't get to vote in June now by the way. It would have been really, really tough to select the winner. I can see how Rider in the Crack won, but Oppy and Moshpit Groper had some killer stories.
Rider In The Crack
First of all, congratulations on winning a monthly award. Second, I have to say I love the handle! It's the best new handle in a long time I think. When I think of your handle, it makes me think of the music to this old song called "Rider in the Storm" or something like that. If you know the music:
Rider in the Crrraaaaaack
Rider in the Crrraaaaaack
Bitch you sho nuff gonna get jacked!
If ya gotta big phat back rack!
Byyyy the Rider in the crrraaaaaack
Re: Moshpit Groper - Punk Skirt Girl
Moshpit Groper I need to say that I was overjoyed to see that you broke your silence and decided to make a cameo appearance on Ayashi BBS. You were one of the early greats who made it possible for Ayashi BBS to ascend to its current status today as the world's preeminent English-language chikan site.
Just as you say I have influenced you, you influenced me. Totally. Your stories encourage
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I've been thinking about Kass' experience with the hunchback. I mean, I have to admit I thought the whole scene was funny. One day he will too. Thing is, his story just made me recall a potential story theme I had in my head a long while ago, but I never got around to developing it because the right set of "inspirational circumstances" never presented themselves to me. Anyway, the theme/title for the story was "Bitch Gotta Hump in Her Back". And I wasn't thinking about in between her shoulder blades either :-) Thanks Kass for bringing that idea for a future story back to me.
Master Ayashi - Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, it's been a long time since a new word or phrase has been added to the terminology section. I now request that the term "Hunchback" be formally added to existing chikan lexicon. What's a "Hunchback" you ask? A "Hunchback" is a bitch with so much "back" (a phat ass) that a buttfucker chikan has no other option but to "hunch off" against her butt . . . she's a "Hunchback"! See Kass, something good came of it after all. A new way to describe what us butthunchers do to babes with "back". Not only am I a "butthuncher" but also like Don Carlos . . . a "buttmuncher" too! Hehehehe!
Hunchback or Humpback?
"Hunchback" . . . "humpback" . . . either one works because any way you look at it from a chikan buttfucker's point of view, a girl with a phat "hump" on her "back" gets "butthumped" or "butthunched".
Re: Opportunist - Live 8 and The 4th
We're looking forward to your Live 8 and 4th of July reports Opportunist. Overall, you've produced the very best collection of stories so far this year. Keep it up. Both the stories and the chikan dick for all that crack! We still have half the year left my friend. I know you gotta lotta more . . . you gotta lotta more champ. By the way, I was thinking about your last story and concluded that it took a LOT of nerve for you to keep humping after you were sure somebody had seen your dick. Man . . . I would have fled the scene pronto!
Coldheart what was the girl's reaction? Did anybody catch on to what you were doing?
Hot Dogs 'n Buns
I don't believe this is the only kind of "hot dog in a bun" that the Japanese people know something about:
JAPANESE EATER TAKES HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AGAIN
Kobayashi Downs 49 Franks in 12 Minutes to Retain Nathan's Competition Title
NEW YORK (July 4) - For the fifth straight year, it was a victory Takeru Kobayashi could truly relish.
Kobayashi, 27, captured the Nathan's Fa
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Re: Opportunist - The Cowgirl and the Ballerina
ENCORE! ENCORE! You the CHAMP!
Master Ayashi - Definition
So what was the decision? "Hunchback" or "Humpback"?
Humpback - a woman with a "hump" in her "back" that's so irresistable that a chikan cannot help but touch it, hump it, or otherwise grope her "hump".
Warped Tour - Which Bands?
At all of these big shows with multiple stages like at the Warped Tour, never waste time or fret about which stage to be at. Find out which stage is going to be the main stage, and then stick with that one. Slick is right. It looks like the North Stage is going to be the main stage given the line-up of acts there. Stick with that one.
Re: Carlos - Condolences to people of London
You wrote: "I would also say that If the London police ever had to choose between gropers and terrorists in the subway, they would prefer having gropers in the rush hour."
No kidding. It seems to me that "Inspector Callaghan" and the Transit Police have bigger problems to deal with than guys trying to hump women in the butt on packed commuter trains.
Re: Scratchy - crowd pics
I like the pictures of the crowds posted by "scratchy". Look at the tall, blonde kid on the right in the first one. He's right up on that girl's ass. She's even bent over a bit from being pushed I'm sure.
Re: Opportunist - Cinnamon Skin
Glad to see you scopin' out some Latina crack Oppy. It's guuuuuuud man! Also, I could feel your anger. I haven't had to deal with a "hero" in a long time, but as you know, many who play this role are doing just that . . . playing. Not a real hero. Son of a bitch just wished he could have been doing what you were doing and decided to "tell" on you.
Also, you have one real instructive note in "Cinnamon Skin" that shows you're a real pro who pays attention to all the details. You wrote, "I never lower my zipper at this venue until I'm inside because they carefully frisk all patrons depending on the crowd." This is the careful, focused work of a professional practitioner of chikan.
Re: MITB - Something to rest your eyeballs on
Nice views MITB but they're obviously posing for the camera. It would be more sastisfying if the shots up their skirts were being stolen so to speak. At least to me anyway. Always nice to see what's goin' on underneath there though.
Re: MITB - Helen's Undies
Dang! I couldn't see the clip. And pasting it into my browser does nothing.
Re: MITB - More Helen's Undies
I was able to see it MITB. Ya know ya momma was always right "Helen". Make sure you always got some clean drawers on your stank ass when you go out in public! Hehehehe!
Re: Opportunist - Fourth of July 2005
Hey Opportunist sounds like that German girl had some deep and desirable buttcheeks on her. Just juttin' out there! Too bad you didn't find a way to launch a 21st century "Jutland Offensive" on that Bavarian butt :-)
Oh guys please! Come on! The stuff is OBVIOUSLY staged and this shouldn't even be up for debate or a lot of analysis. All you have to do is look at the kind of reactions most of the women give . . . they aren't natural. Many of them are practically standing there letting the guy do what he does, and THEN they react by screaming or whatever. Most women would whip around IMMEDIATELY and instinctively try much, much harder to keep their clothes on. Those clips are clearly no more real than all the "players" in a classic frotteur's mind.
Man of the Month July 2005
I cast my vote for Opportunist. He's already won once this year. He could have easily won it last month. Opportunist. Opportunist. Opportunist.
Chikan in the crowd say . . . .
YE-AAAHHHHHHHHH on a young, FAT ARSE chunky chicken! LOL!
Rear Guard Attack!
She thinks she's safe with her arms around her guy . . . but who's watching her BUM??? Probably a stiff-dick chikan is who!
Re: MITB - Chicken Wing
Ain't nuthin but a thaaannng . . . ain't nuthin but a "chikan" waaaannng! Hahaha! Ya know MITB . . . I like ya bruh. I know we had our problem to start but you cool. And when I argued that story writers should get the awards, it was a sincere feeling. It really wasn't about you, and that's why some unnamed asshole(s) really pissed me off behind that thing. I just don't like nobody I never spoke against jumpin' up in my shit. But what's passed has passed.
PS I used to go to this Chinese place that made incredible fried chicken wings of all things. I always said they should call the place "Chicken Wang". Hehehehe!
Pimp 'n Ho Party 2005
One of my favorite pimp lines of all times is, "I'll put a wig on a pig and give it a gig!" Pimps uuuuuuUUUUPPPPP!!! Ho's DDDDOOOwwwwwwnnnnn!!! Hahaha!
You Are Going Down
Please don't enlist my name in your quarrels with MITB. Leave me out of it. I'm happy now travelin' and bangin' beaver :-) I don't post a lot of pics anyway, so I'm a bad example of one who posts lots of hot pics.
Big Booty Lopez
Check out this trailer of Big Booty Lopez: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
O_:KAY - WARNING
Don't come into this house and start sticking your nose into other people's affairs. If you don't want to read a particular post(s) or don't want to comment on them, then do as you please and keep it to yourself. What you need to do is continue working on how to write a quality story. Do it well, and you too can be like the one, the only MsDarkSoulDesires. And remember to always keep your legs CLOSED while in the company of a bunch of perverted men! And oh yeah . . . I don't need to rely upon you to declare a "winner." I'm so in control of this guy's emotions from thousands of miles away that I declare myself the winner. Remember . . . you've been warned. Mind your own business.
The Stories of O-Kay
I have no quarrels with O-Kay Master Ayashi, and that's the way I want to keep it. I meant only to say please leave me alone, and I shall leave you alone. Unfortunately, O-Kay had to see the ugly battle between Herr Feather and The Black Shogun, but that's just a part of the reality on this board that a regular here, unfortunately, has to get used to.
Maybe somebody does not like or believe another's stories. So what? That's just the way the world turns. Whoever the person is, at least they are trying and going about it the right way. Post stories and go about your business. If you don't like a story, you don't have to say anything about it. And if you do decide to say something about it, you don't have to go over the top with your comments.
MsDarkSoulDesires - All Woman and Hall of Famer
The only one proven to be a woman on this board is Juliana, a.k.a MsDarkSoulDesires. Maybe the greatest thing Ozzi Groper ever did was have a webcam chat with her. He came away satisfied that we had a real woman with us, and told the board so. This was especially satisfying to me since a bunch of jealous, mean-spirited assholes were trying to convince the readers that the enigmatic MsDarkSoulDesires and I were one and the same. Probably because she took a very public liking to me :-))))!!! Their evil scheme having exploded in their hands, the evil doers had to eat shit. Forever grateful Ozzi Groper!
MITB Clips = Frustration
I don't know why MITB, but at least half the time I have trouble viewing the clips you refer us to. I always get the message, "The source filter for this file could not be loaded." I eventually am able to get things to work, but it's extremely frustrating. Isn't there some other way for you to post this stuff so it's easier to see? I always post links directly to what I'm wanting to share when I have something. Like with OnionBooty.com.
Re: Mento - Crowd Pics
I love your crowd pics too Mento. Especially liked the one of the guy doing the "graze" as you put it. Love to do that myself. Can you share where your stash comes from? Or maybe, you want to keep that to yourself.
Re: MITB - Clips
Thanks for being concerned about the clips that you direct us to and trying to figure it out so that we can all enjoy consistently. I really don't know that much about computers and typically learn by trial and error.
Mento - "The Graze" With Hand or Boner?
Actually Mento, were you referring to the guy with the cigarrette in his hand as doing "the graze?" I like to do that, but prefer to do it with my stiff dick more. Looks like the guy standing behind the babe has his dick in her butt :-)
Re: The Black Hole - Download Problems
Thanks for the suggestion The Black Hole. Slow but reliable would work better for me than slow and unreliable. By the way, I find your handle rather interesting since it's different from mine by one word only. Why did you choose that one, and what is its significance to you? When I chose mine, I wanted something that related to Japan because of the word "chikan", but also something that reflected the dark, secret underworld of the professional chikan . . . like a stealthy ninja working in the night . . . more like working in a dark nightclub :-)
Re: MITB - MsDarkSoulDesires
MsDarkSoulDesires stopped posting last year of her own volition. Maybe she'll be back someday. Who knows. No, I didn't see the clip you're referring to. I'll keep trying.
Re: The Black Hole - The Color Black
Yes, I am well aware of what a black hole is in outer space. Also, I know that the color black may signify different things to different people. In some countries you wear white when somebody dies (a sad occasion) and you wear black when two people marry (a happy occasion).
By the way, did you enjoy the terminology section? I hope you found many parts of it funny and entertaining. There
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The Black Hole - Request for Inclusion of Terms?
Black Hole, maybe you should make a request that "Black Hole" be included in the terminology section. My friends you don't have to go deep into outer space to get sucked into a black hole . . . for here on earth it's the same as a girl's luscious . . . (_*_) booty hole! Anybody remember the band "Hole" with Courtney Love :-)?
The Black Hole - "Black Hole" Already Included
Oh wait a minute . . . I see "black hole" is already included in the terminology section. That one didn' come from me. Not from PBG either that I can recall. I thought that you had read the terminology section and been inspired to come up with your handle. That's not one that I remembered being in there. I follow you now.
Request for Inclusion of Terms - "Handy Work"
Handy Work - this is any and all manner of techniques used by touchy, feely chikans who are experts with using their hands and fingers to cop a feel. Maybe even get in between her and her sweaty bloomers too ------->(_Y_)!
Re: MITB - Paaarty
Wasn't able to see it MITB. The thing connected to the media and buffered up and all, but then it would not play. Maybe there's some codec I need or something. And yes, there's a good bit of activity these days in terms of stories, but far too many of them just don't capture the spirit of chikan or what the board is all about. This is a common occurence with new writers who often don't/can't convey the "essence" of frottage that lies at the heart of this community.
Re: MITB - Tell me you saw it!
Nope. It was your vivid description.
"Handy Work" Comes in Handy?
So what do you say Master Ayashi? Does "Handy Work" make the grade or not? It's a play on the English word "handiwork", which means work done by the hands. We should always look for clever ways to expand the terminology section.
Re: MITB - Windows Media Player 10
I just installed it tonight. Didn't work.
Re: MITB - Another View on Off Topic Posts
MITB wrote: "Please keep posting your stuff and just filter the complaints because they will come eventually."
I really, really have to take another view. There's always going to be off topic stuff here, and some of it can be and is interesting (a lot of it is neither). However, it ought to be the exception rather than the rule. It's getting to be excessive here with the focus becoming l
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Today Show - Hillary Duff & Tori Amos
Did any of you New York chikans check out any "duffs" at the Today Show's Hillary Duff concert a few days ago? What about Tori Amos today? I bet the security has got to be awfully tight at those things, and even though it often looks like a lot of people are there at those concerts, they never look really packed in to where you can pull off some good humping, even though cameras are everywhere. When you're crushed up on a girl's back, even a camera is not gonna catch your stiff dick jammed all deep up in her "ass slot".
Re: Don Carlos - Touching Women Titties in the Subway
Thanks for the on-topic stuff Don Carlos. Not only is "elder" one of your many titles, but also "leader" and "Hall of Famer".
Re: Groper - Girl Being Stripped
Groper how do you view the video???
Re: Groper - Thanks For The Contribution
Nice contribution Groper. Niiiice! I think I would have had my big dick jammed in that blonde's butt gap before she got pulled over the barricade. Let's see some more on topic stuff from you my friend!
Re: MITB - grabbin' dat cooch!
And in the still pic it looks like she might have a smile on her face . . . and look at those thighs! Evidence of a big, round, soft coupling of hindparts for some pre-cum leaking, twitching chikan dick. Chikans don't want no hard asses! Nope . . . no siree! We need some soft and tender bum cheeks with a deep, deeeeep ass gap to sink our prodding boners into.
Re: Carlos - A web page talking about us
Thanks for posting that link Carlos. I occasionally search the web looking for people talking about Ayashi BBS. I hadn't found anything for a long, long time. I always find stuff like this interesting. You may recall that I found "Portals of Evil" quite a long while ago. It turns out that some of their members were "trolling" and flaming on this board, against their own rules! I think that may have gotten the discussion regarding Ayashi BBS shut down . . . I haven't found any new posts there about Ayashi BBS for quite some time now.
Re: MITB - Portals of Evil
I've never really tried to use that site for anything. For that reason, I can't say I've had problems with it.
Re: Trans_Rub - Chavez
I haven't listened to anything that Pat Robertson has to say lately (definitely by choice), but I'd say that about 70% of the people support Chavez and 30% think he's an idiot and ruining the country. That 70% keeps him in office. Many are afraid the man might break relations with the U.S. I don't think that will happen. He may act a fool sometimes, but he's not stupid. But then again, if he keeps confiscating property, arresting whole swaths of the military, and raiding the reserves of the central bank . . . . But how about we get back on topic . . . where are all the rest of those personal chikan pics and movies you have in your arsenal :-)?
Re: Trans_Rub - Personal Arsenal
Re: Journalist - questions for everyone
I have no interest in answering any questions for your article, but I would like to read it if and when it is published. Please do tell us who you write for, how we can find your article, and when we can expect it to be available. Don't be like the dummy who showed up here long ago claiming she was doing some "social research" for "channel 2". If you're serious, then fill us in with more details about your work. That's the only way you might . . . I emphasize "might" . . . get some takers. Establish your bona fides first.
Re: MITB - Citizen Photos Perv
The report states: "She was on her way back to work after a job interview when a middle-aged, blond-haired man dressed in a black shirt and jeans sat down across from her."
Now that her employer knows she is looking for another job, perhaps she will lose her current employment.
Variety of Onions
There are all types of onions found in nature . . . red onions, brown onions, white onions, yellow onions. Even green onions! Lovers of white onions might enjoy this site: http://tour.phatwhitebooty.com/
MITB - a bad thing???
You wrote, "RETINA your story stated:
A DOCTOR who put his hand down a patient's thong while examining her to see if she was pregnant
I don't get it. What did he do wrong?"
Well, unless he was expecting her to have an "asshole baby", I don't think he should have been checking her butt cheeks out back there! LOLOLOL!!!
Man (Woman?) of the Month for August 2005
Well, finally its happened for me after all this time. Nothing was produced this month that really grabbed me. I can understand MITB's vote though. It makes sense. However, I'm going to express my preference by not expressing one at all . . . I abstain. I cast a vote for nobody for this month.
PS Per Master Ayashi, it looks like we got burned on that "Yaoi" cartoon there Don Carlos :-)
Re: MITB - Nothing Grabbed You?
Nothing grabbed me to where I felt like I just "had" to vote for somebody. There was some good stuff no doubt. But nothing that just made me get really excited and have an overwhelming feeling that a particular contributor "deserved" to win above all others. I must abstain.
Yeah man . . . what drove you to just pop in out of the blue and make such a statement and confession? I can imagine some guy gettin' caught and then claming, "Ayashi BBS made me do it!" The authorities, having no clue about this board, then go and take a look. Or, maybe his girlfriend/wife caught him looking at the board or something.
August 2005 Award Goes Vacant
Nobody won? Well, that makes history. Shows what this board has evolved into. You've got people contributing, but nobody seems to be able to get at the "heart" of chikan. I'd rather see recognition withheld rather than given to somebody who didn't do what it takes to win on this . . . a GROPING site.
Re: Slick - State Fair
Be careful with the pregnant women Slick. You don't want to get the wrong hole and poke the baby in the head!
Re: Slick - Chikaning Pregnant Women
Yeah Slick . . . never go down on a prego woman neither. Ya mights lick the baby on the head and stuff! LOLOLOL!!! Anyway, nice stories of how you buttfucked them babes. I would love to see what the older blondes looked like . . . with their wider, softer, deeper buttcracks -----> (_I_).
Re: Opportunist - 4th of July Triangle
That was a great story Opportunist. Fantastic. Isn't it great when you get one goin' like that and she's just jammin' it down on your dick? I know what you mean man. I know what you mean. Remember that one story I wrote where the blonde teen was working her buttcheeks so hard on my dick I could feel it go "crunch"! The year is close to three quarters done . . . and you've had the best stories of the year so far. A true chikan with a professional practice.
Re: Passer By - On Topic Pictures
The pic of the Irish celebrating the soccer match is GREAT! The guy is using a "reach around" technique. Great find Passer By!
Re: Wick - I wonder what I am missing
Wick wrote: " I would never put my hand on a man's ass even if I wanted to badly. I wouldn't even back up into a man unless he had already made some kind of move showing he wanted it. So I will just have to enjoy your stories instead!"
Or, you can go to more concerts and pack yourself in up front . . . if you're cute that'll do the trick. Super crowded bars and nightclubs too.
Re: MITB - Passerby: Privacy
MITB wrote: " . . . stay away from all content you know to be illegal, . . . ."
That's right. Don't mess around with illegal content sites like kiddie porn and stuff like that. You'd be asking for BIG trouble. I had posted a link here once, but then had it removed because I decided that the girls looked more like they were 14 even though they said they were 18.
Obviously, the disc
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Re: MITB - blupece
Yes, I looked at some of the party links. There's some good stuff in those. I tried to post some links to pics I liked, but they always just took you back to the main page rather than the specific pic I wanted to show. Since each site has tons of pics, I just decided to leave it all alone.
Let's Stick With Wick
Wick, I too very much enjoyed your story. I look forward to reading more from you. You mentioned that you found some of the stories on this board to be exciting and hot. I was curious to know what types of stories have appealed to you here and why? I know you like it when it's more consensual, but what beyond that? What elements of a story fill your body with exiliration and make you wish it was you in the scene? I'm just eager to hear more about the female perspective from a woman who might enjoy a little "rub-a-dub-dub" action from a total stranger every now and then. And by the way, what's the source for your handle . . . "Wick?"
Re: Muff Diver - the "ins and outs" of heavy metal
Great story Muff Diver. Sounds like it was an all day affair. Some nice detail.
Re: Tech_Bonus Makes A Cameo
Hi Tech_Bonus! Long time no see! Glad you're still alive and kickin'! Thanks for the link. You may not believe it, but I was actually thinking about you just a few days ago as I wondered where some of the old posters had gone to these days.
Re: MITB - Brazilians right/Japanese wrong
Everytime I try to download this stuff it tells me I have to wait 1 hour. What gives???
Re: Seano & Chazza
Seano: Yes, that's a great story from the archives. I think I read it during the first year I found this board. An absolute classic!
Chazza: I actually did do a "nose wedgie" on a girl once. I dropped some money on the floor then bent over to pick it up. I shoved my nose up her butt real quick while I was picking up the money. Then when I stood up I said, "Excuse me." LOL! She had been standing there in the crowded bar talking to some people. I had pushed my head against her butt so much that her hips bowed forward :-) Nooooooose wedgie! Hahaha!
Re: MITB - Post By Seano
MITB you REALLY gotta get into the archives more. That piece Seano posted is great but its been around forever. Makes me think you really haven't gone through the archives thoroughly. If you haven't, there's SO MUCH you're missing.
Re: MITB - Cindy Smiles
Now that puts a different . . . uuhhhhh . . . "touch" on current events! Hehehe!
September 2005 Man of the Month
Opportunist had a good story very early in the month. Anything Oppy writes is always good. So no surprise there. Best stories so far this year. However, for this month I'm going to throw my vote to Muff Diver for his story "the 'ins and outs' of heavy metal." I really enjoyed this story by somebody who obviously worked hard to tell us about his chikaning experience. Whether you win or not, thanks Muff Diver for reversing the misfortune of last month where the board awarded nobody for the first time ever since we've been having the monthly awards. Win or not, your story is worthy of recognition.
Re: MITB - Slick: State Fair
I didn't mean to slight Slick. He did have some good stories. I just thought it would be nice to recognize somebody else since Slick has already won this year. Also, although the "State Fair" stuff was good, I think to win more than once in a year you have to be more than just good . . . your stories need to be extraordinary. That's just my view of it. No slight of Slick intended at all. In fact, I voted for him earlier this year.
Re: Muff Diver - Ridin' The "Waves"
Finding the right ass to chikan buttfuck IS like finding the perfect wave to ride . . . wiggly, jiggly waves for your stiff dick on a sea of fleshy assmeat 'till you sperm :-) Nice pic.
Commuting Made Fun
Read a recent story by Carlos the Latin Groper here . . . it's good for chikans when the trains don't run on time:
Discussion of women-only trains: http://www.pandagon.net/archives/2005/05/women-only_trai.html
Humping and Pumping Drunk Wives
This site has some stories with some good chikan action in them. Check out the ones called "My First Mardi Gras" and "My Drunk Wife Jenny". The writer is in love with using the word "now" to describe the action, but I found these two stories in particular to be "boner makers". Enjoy!
Re: MITB - Gawdrock Site
I like the Gawdrock site too. There are some OK pics and videos on there. I like the pic you posted too . . . that's how I like to get my dick up in a girl's ass cheeks in the bar/nightclub or at the show. Sometimes I push or "bow" my hips forward too to dig in deeper . . . not nearly as much as the guy in the pic though! A lot of times the girls will just stand there too like the girl in the pic and not do or say anything . . . maybe push back some but mostly act like nothing is going on . . . and all along you're fuckin' 'um up the ass . . . sometimes hard enough and long enough and with enough friction to blast your nuts ;-)
Master Ayashi Thank You
Master Ayashi thank you for changing the examples used for the ignore function. Now, let us turn back to discussing chikan buttfucking girls between their ass cheeks. That pic posted by MITB has got me really craving for some CRACK about now. We also await the announcement of our Man of the Month for September.
Re: MITB - Club Rave vids
They keep tellin' me I gotta wait 1 hour . . . I can't work it man.
Re: MITB - Terrible Luck
I'm on broadband. Dial-up is a joke.
Autumn Onion Harvest
Check out the Fall harvest! And don't forget the clip!
PS MITB I'd love to see those clips you been postin' but I'll be damned if I'm gonna wait around for an hour for even one . . . not unless there's a really, really good one to wait around for. It would HAVE to be good.
Who Is Trish Stratus?
In his winning story Muff Diver mentioned that somebody looked like "Trish Stratus." Well, I didn't know who that was, so I did an easy search and learned that she's one of those wrasslin' hoes . . . I'd stick my dick between her buttcheeks. Would you? That is, if you have a dick. Here's one of many websites:
Re: MITB - Glossary and Wait Times
That glossary is from this board's terminology section . . . a section that was created mostly from the efforts of Pakistani Bottom Groper and yours truly. Man, you really, really, really need to check out what's here. Especially the archived stories. Oh yes, and I did read that at least one other person was having to wait an hour.
ChikanWorld.com looks like it could be a treasure trove of EXCELLENT stuff. The $25.00 a month is kinda steep though. Have you joined MITB? I'm looking for some feedback to determine if it's really worth it . . . even if just for one month. Is there enough footage from bars and concerts that looks real? If I joined, I would want to post my collection of stories there. They might already be there :-) Somebody clue me in on what you think. Worth the $25.00 per month? MITB? Anybody?
ChikanWorld.com - Do You Get What You Pay For?
I hate the fake Japanese stuff and don't even look at what's out there from the Japanese for free, let alone pay for it! The little bit you are able to check out for free on ChikanWorld.com is PRIMO . . . I love the one clip that goes from arriving to the concert venue to checking out the asses to getting into the crowd to BUTTFUCKING! If the site is loaded with real footage like that with reali
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Re: Altera888 - ChikanWorld.com
Altera888 a few questions:
1. The stories with pics & video - roughly how many of those exist on the site right now? Just a rough estimate in your opinion.
2. It looks like there's a lot of focus on concerts (YAY-UH-UH-UUUHHHHH!). Also "mass transit chikan." But what about bars and nightclubs with REAL guys at work? How much of that kind of content exists on the site?
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ChikanWorld.com - Time To Hear From The Hall
Carlos the Latin Groper, Opportunist, Gentlebrush . . . other Hall of Famers who may be reading silently . . . what do you greats think about this ChikanWorld.com? This has the potential to be one of the most exciting new developments for The Nation of Chikan . . . perhaps EVER! I need to hear from some people who have contributed heavily to stories in the past . . . people whose opinions on thi
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ChikanWorld.com Advertises Ayashi BBS Stories
I looked through a selected list of stories on ChikanWorld.com and saw a number of titles from Ayashi BBS, including some of my own. Some of the titles appeared to be slightly altered. I'm curious to know who is being given credit for those stories? For example, an original story that I posted on Ayashi BBS is called "A Bum Diddly Kind of Affair." That story is listed on the ChikanWorld.com site. I sincerely hope that no plagiarism has gone down on this site that is new to us and called ChikanWorld.com
Re: MITB - What Am I Doing Wrong
MITB I agree that there's room in the world for both Ayashi BBS and ChikanWorld.com. In fact, it looks like ChikanWorld.com may have "looted" stuff from Ayashi BBS. I'm with you on this though. I would never take stuff from ChikanWorld.com and try to place it here for free. They have an excellent idea going and we need to see if we can find a basis to support it. Like you said, they need to g
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ChikanWorld.com Is Legit!
MITB calm down man. After I saw some of my titles, I HAD to have a look to see what was going on. I checked the stories out and I was given credit for writing them. So, it seems to me that the guys are trying to be on the up and up and do what's right. The one thing that the site has over here is that it is much, much, MUCH more visual. A LOT more photos and videos. For me, it's worth it at
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Who Is Brazilian Master?
Brazilian Master maybe you can tell us just a little bit more about yourself. As MITB asks, are you affiliated in some business sense with ChikanWorld.com? Anyway, I like the site and would like to know how I can get all of my good stories posted there? I'm here to support the cause and will try to help your website not only survive but grow!
ChikanWorld.com - Simply Put - - AWESOME!!!
My chikan brothers, I have just finished looking at virtually all the photos on ChikanWorld.com (believe it or not!). I still have nearly ALL the STORIES and ALL the VIDEOS left to go, and I can only say FANTASTIC! There are some truly GREAT still pics on the site. And I've already seen some INCREDIBLE video and read some hot stories!
There are several pics where you can clearly see aver
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Re: Dr. Dry Hump - ChikanWorld.com
I don't need to make my money from my stories. I never wrote my stories for money, and I never will. I make my money in other ways. If I cared about making money off of my stories, then I never would have posted them here the way I did in the first place where anybody could copy them and post them somewhere else. I believe they only had about 4 of my pieces anyway, and the reason they got thos
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MIKE_NY said: "But I have an idea Dr Hump, if u r not so happy with them, why don't u design a website to compete with them and put everything for free! I am sure i would gor for it!"
Could Chikans One Day Be Treated Like This???
SEX OFFENDER NABBED AFTER OPRAH SHOW
FARGO, N.D. (Oct. 7) - The same week Oprah Winfrey began devoting time on her show to tracking down sex offenders, she has a collar to show for it.
William C. Davis, 33, of Wadesville, Ind., was arrested in Fargo on Thursday, two days after the talk-show host broadcast his face and offered $100,000 for information leading to his capture.
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MITB - Give Us Your Feedback
MITB please be sure to give us your take on ChikanWorld.com. To be sure, you will see some stuff there you have already seen before. However, there is lots and lots of ON-TOPIC stuff there I've never seen before, including videos, pics, and stories. All in one convenient location!
I too love one of the vids somebody else mentioned about the Cake Concert where this chick in tight jeans is
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Re: Passer By - Chikan World
I hear you Passer By. I think $25 per month for a website is expensive even when you are out working! The trick for the webmasters is going to be coming up with FRESH and HOT new content every month, and they already know that. I think they can see that they have something that people want and will pay for. People see the value and will keep paying as long as the webmasters can keep it innovative and new. I'm pulling for them to succeed! In the meantime, if you or anybody else can't participate at this time, there's always good old Ayashi BBS . . . the "mothership" of chikan stories in the English language!
Re: Muff Diver - to chikanworld or not chikanworld
No Muff Diver your approach is the right one. It's a personal decision. Although $300 a year doesn't mean shit to me, I know that's expensive for many people. And whether the money meant shit to me or not, I'd still want to feel like I was getting value for what I'm spending. That's why I was trying to make sure first. The wise don't spend money just because they have it.
It's all ab
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Re: MITB - ChikanWorld - you got work to do
MITB, I think all your comments are fair and your suggestions are right on. I take note that the highest marks you gave were an 8/10 for content and a 7/10 for visuality, and those are EXACTLY the things I have been giving my glowing reviews about. Nothing more. And I never said they didn't have some work to do in any of the other areas that you mentioned. But for where they are at right now, t
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Re: Muff Diver - What About This Site?
Right. That's why I said we shouldn't be posting stuff here about how to make some other site better. Time to take those discussions elsewhere. Perhaps to the other site and its webmasters ;-) I remain very loyal to Ayashi BBS. It's by far the best English-language chikan storyboard around. And believe me, I know how overwhelming it can be to come up with a good story. I've said many a time
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Re: Muff Diver - What Do You Want?
I'm telling you there are things in the archived stories that you can use today. Some things never change. You sound younger and unwilling to listen to somebody with more experience. Things haven't changed so much with the psyches of women in just the last couple of years! But perhaps some other things have changed. And what's wrong with a little entertainment anyway? A part of the idea is to have fun . . . not make it some "technical chore." If you have some specific questions, then ask. Somebody might be able to give a decent answer. Oh well. I guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourself.
Re: MITB - Suggestions
MITB, I'm glad you can see the forest as well as the trees. I hope you will please do as you say you will. You have good ideas and they should be welcomed.
Pop Star Pooty Crack!
Avril Lavigne's butt crack!!!
Latinas You'd Love To Chikan Buttfuck
No Doubt . . .
I'd love to bugger Gwen Stefani . . . holla back giiirrrrllll! LOL!
St. Patty's Day Pooty Call Revisited
In March of 2004 I wrote a story called "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call". In that story, I described how I saw girls walking around in the bar with their butt cracks showing. I'd say they were showing as much crack as Avril shows here in this link: http://celebrities.330.ca/avril009.jpg
You can imagine how excited I was to sink my stiff bon
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Re: Pissed Off - Chikan World
Well, I'm sorry you don't like it. Really I am. Like another poster here said, it may or may not suit a particular person's needs. Cancel within the 30 days then. Cancel right now if you hate it that much.
As you say, there is a lot of stuff there from the popular media. I was inquiring about that a lot yesterday to see if there was going to be enough other content there for me to be i
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Re: MIKE_NY - ChikanWorld
I don't want to go on about ChikanWorld here, but I had to answer what was said as honestly as I could. Can't wait to see the Universal Studios update! If we wait around longer, maybe we'll find that for free on the internet too. LOL!
Re: Pissed Off - A Taker !?!?!
Again, I can only say I'm sorry you don't like the site. I heard from one of the webmasters and he said that THIRTY people have signed up in the last few days. I can't personally verify any of this, but he says many of them have written to them expressing thanks for their efforts, and that only one guy was . . . uhhhmmm . . . pissed off. Maybe that was you :-/ He said many have already sent th
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Re: Pissed Off - The Price
I've already told them that they need to reconsider their pricing. I don't know if they will or not, and I don't know what it costs them to run the site, but if they can lower their price, that might make a big difference to some.
Advertising Help For ChikanWorld
OK . . . I hope this can be my last post about ChikanWorld here for awhile. I didn't plan to say all this but it all came up again due to a pissed off consumer. The webmasters there are looking for some guidance on how to get advertisers. I've no experience working with a website that needed advertisers to make ends meet.
If any of you who are members here and/or there know anything abou
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Master Ayashi - Pride And Prejudice
Master Ayashi, I find your comments about ChikanWorld to be interesting. They raise some legitmate questions and bring out the right issues. But didn't you form some kind of "alliance" with RETINA, the guy who runs the voyeur site? Maybe it was only loose and informal, but it would seem to me that his site also provides self-incriminating evidence that could be used against people who look at women's panties underneath their skirts. So to be consistent, wouldn't you have to hold the same kind of "prejudice" against his site??? I'm just curious.
Re: MITB - For The Record, Please . . .
OK, I'm going to say this one time and one time only. I have NO business connection or affiliation with ChikanWorld.com at all. None. I am giving them my stories and the best advice that I can about how they can improve. I encourage all others who are interested and who have some time to help out if they can too since no one person has all the answers. I paid for a 1-month membership like everybody else must, and without knowing whether or not I would stick around or not. I liked what I saw, and I saw the potential. I was excited about it, as were some others here, and I shared what I felt. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It was worth it to me to pay the $25, and I don't regret it.
My Advice For Turned On In Seattle
Go to a popular concert. Wear clothing that's comfortable but also very THIN. Something that shows off your buttcheeks and that accentuates your crack. Get up front in front of a guy, then keep "accidently" bumping your butt back into him. You don't have to do it hard. Just enough to get his attention. Break out of your shyness just a wee bit to look back at him and smile and say, "Oh I'm so
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Re: Chikan World Theft
I had a chance to take a closer look at the stories on ChikanWorld.com over the last several days and recognized many that were authored by people who contributed to this site. Disappointingly enough, the authors of those stories and where the writings came from were not recognized by ChikanWorld.com far too often.
I told the webmasters that the stuff wasn't copyrighted and therefore, from
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To Pissed Off And Everyone
Near the end of the 30-day trial period, I'm going to give a fair and balanced review of the site here. I can see some things they will need to do to be successful. I've made some suggestions as have others. Let's see what happens.
Re: MITB - Yucko The Clown
Once again . . . no can see. Now, what am I doing wrong?
Re: Oppy - Ring of Violence
What an incredibly detailed story . . . just like I like 'um!
I Have Not Now, Nor Have I Ever . . .
Just like Webmaster Charlie said . . . I do not work for ChikanWorld.com now, and nor have I ever for that matter. In fact, I'll never work for any type of chikan site :-)
Hello To Punjabi Butt Humper!
PBH I'm sorry that I did not acknowledge you earlier, but I was "busy". No, many of the old timers do not show up here anymore and it's a shame. Those ones that ushered in the "golden age". Moshpit Groper made a cameo appearance several months back and wrote a great story! He should have won Man of the Month in my opinion, but it was the only time I haven't been around to cast a vote. I still remember your story where you buggered the British lady in the arse up against a fence at the horse races . . . that story of yours is one of my favorites! Well, it's good to see that you are alive and well! Did you stick to giving up chikan, or have you had a few "lapses" you would like to tell us about my friend :-)?
Re: Pissed Off No Longer
DON'T feel guilty. You did what you felt you must. I don't tell people to "just say no!" Nor do I tell them to "just say yes!" I tell them to do what's right for them. For me, it was worth it to check it out. For somebody else, it may not be. To each his own decision. Take a risk and check it out . . . or play it safe and don't. It's all up to you. In the end, Black Shogun can never be bought and will give his own independent assessment of the fledgling country known as ChikanWorld.com.
Re: Dry Dry Hump - "Last Word"
Dr. Dry Hump wrote: "What people fail to see is that once people start seeing that money can be made on something those doing it for free will also do the same thing. The end result will be no more free chikan websites. That's the point!"
Ahhh yes . . . well, you could have made that point without launching into personal attacks and making false allegations! But we don't have to worry about you charging a fee. After all, you quite clearly told us all that you will be putting your video stash up for free. Remember :-)? So, at least one other chikan site ought to be remaining free . . . yours :-))) I'm sure chikans around the world are standing ready and waiting to see what you got . . . for free!
Re: Opportunist - How To Herd An Oppy
You spurted between her "poot pillows"??? That's a new one . . . "poot pillows"! LOLOLOLOL!!!
Re: Webmaster Charlie - Ayashi Stories and Pricing
That's a good move Webmaster Charlie, and I'm sure it will be appreciated by many. I hope that with the new pricing you will be able to cover your costs. Also, although nobody has said it, if what you've told us is true then Brazilian Master has a lot to do with some of these problems. No wonder he wasn't around for months. He was busy lifting stories from Ayashi BBS and passing them on to Chi
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PBH I'm Afraid It's True . . .
Once a chikan, always a chikan.
Re: Afro D - Untitled
Please see my post in the Hall of Fame section entitled "Begginings" and dated December 28, 2002. People . . . read the archives!
Afro D - Also On The Topic of Your Inquiry
You may also wish to see my story entitled "Inaugural Nut" posted on January 14, 2003.
Muff Diver wrote a couple of good stories. Although, I don't recall if those were in October or late September. Also, I remember a couple of them being as much about exhibitionism as about chikan or anything else. No matter. The issue is moot when it comes to Muff Diver. By his own words, he no longer accepts awards here. If recognized, he will not accept.
The only other choice has to
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Big Butt Bella - http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
MITB - Rapidshare
Rapidshare seems to be working "rapidly" for me again. Was able to download the clip easily with no 1 hour wait time.
MITB & Others - What Makes A Great Story?
MITB and others, in your opinions what makes a story a great story? For me, of course it has to be well-written, free of typos, and with a good flow to it. It's not just a bunch of disjointed, rambling ideas and thoughts thrown together. It flows . . . it's a story!
But there has to be more to it than that for me to say it's great. Maybe a little bit of "character development". It desc
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Re: MITB - A Good Story
MITB wrote: "Let me know if you are bouncing off my comments for this writer in this story: Tommy III Enjoy."
Precisely. That story, in my mind, was a clear fake. No doubt in my mind. "F" for believability but an "A" for unbelievability (and creativity).
MITB wrote: "Now I honestly don't want to start any shit but in Ramrod Muff Diver's story "Trust in Me", submitted the other da
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Disbelief versus The Extraordinary
Maybe what I'm really trying to say is that I like writers who can write about extraordinary events, yet still keep it all believable enough for an experienced chikan. Yeah . . . I think that's it.
Re: MITB - Good Insight To Female Thinking
I think that's one of the reasons why the TV show "Sex And The City" was so popular. It was TV fantasy, but it took us inside the heads of the female characters. That made the show interesting to me anyway. But, I knew it was all just TV. A poll taken of NYC women revealed that their everyday lives were hardly anything like the ones of the women on the show. For one thing, they weren't having nearly as much sex. But, I bet they think about it just as much ;-)
Re: MITB - Yeah, They Do Think About It A Lot
Were you a screenwriter for "Sex and the City" or something :-)? I hear you man but when it comes to chikan, in the "end" (pun intended) I gotta say . . . the hell with that empathy! Ahma play some "slots" and "spooge" in the ASS GAP, and then ahma get the hell outta Dodge! Hahaha! Now Opportunist? He gotta have it consensual or he ain't havin' it at all. They say James Brown is the hardest workin' man in show business. Nuh uh . . . Opportunist is! LOL!
Re: MITB - For Me It's About Playin' It Safe
I have a number of stories where the women have cooperated and it was clearly consensual as well. Two that come to mind are "Shogun's Hat Trick" and "Reggae Rump Hump/Titty Stalker" where the women took my hands and put them on their titties :-) Another is "Little Teeny Bobber" where the cute little strawberry blonde was undoubtedly humping me! And many, many more.
I think the difference
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Hallo-wiener - Trick or Treat!
Sounds like you got a nice treat rather than a trick!
The Holy Girl
Has anybody else seen the chikan scene in the movie "The Holy Girl" where the guy pushes his dick into the girl's buttcrack, and then for a fleeting moment their fingers are clasped together??? I LOVE that scene, and it reminds me of a story I wrote called "Chikan Romance" wherein I described how I ended up holding hands with a cute blonde (and 100% stranger) while I was chikan buttfucking her. True life portrayed as fiction, or is it the other way around? Nevermind . . . meant to be a rhetorical question only :-)
Re: MITB - Referenced Stories
Which stories are you referring to? And by "numbers" do you mean dates? Let me know, and I'll see if I can help. Have you seen the clip from "The Holy Girl"? It's great!
Re: MITB - Referenced Stories
Look for these in the Hall of Fame section:
Chikan Romance? - November 24, 2002
Little Teeny "Bobber" - December 3, 2002
Shogun's Hat Trick - December 27, 2002
Reggae Rump Hump/Titty Stalker - February 9, 2003
Re: October Award Goes To Opportunist
Yes, Oppy wrote a great story. He simply could not be denied. The piece he did included magnificient detail and "character development". I felt like I was there buttfucking "Syd" in the ass at the show myself. Believable and unbelievable (extraordinary) all at once! Outstanding. Don't give up on the midwest yet Opportunist. There are some pretty "corn fed cornholes" for some chikan ding-a-linga out there too. Believe me! Hit that college town during a concert or big game or homecoming or something ;-)
Re: MITB - Stories
MITB, did you get a chance to read the stories?
Luv Them Onions!
I can never get enough onions: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
ChikanWorld.com - An Honest Assessment
True to my word, I am here to give an evaluation of ChikanWorld.com at the conclusion of my 30-day paid membership. All in all, I'd have to say it's a mixed review with a good bit of disappointment thrown in.
In order for the site to catch on and grow, it was going to have to offer hot new content regularly, get much more organized, and be more user-friendly. And all of this was going to
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Re: Preteen Humper - Video Arcade
At first, I thought that maybe Preteen Humper was referring to himself. However, that last story makes it clear that the guy is into humping pre-teens. Maybe OK if he were a pre-teen himself, but I doubt it. That story is out and out about child molestation and should not be promoted here. Want to get this board shut down quick? Start talking about molesting kids! Now way no how. Not here!
Re: Preteen Humper - Don't Count On It In LA
Preteen Humper wrote: "for instance in a crowded places such as trains,concerts,bus,shopping malls they were up to pickpocketers,holduppers and snatchers.but picking out a chikanizer is very rare wouldn't count to be a proud catch."
Per the story below, it's quite a different deal in a place like Los Angeles. Read how the cops in LA busted an "arm humper":
TRANSIT POLICE ARRESTING M
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Re: Gentlebrush - Hard_India
That's been my favorite story of the month so far too Brush. Did you see the "crazy Japanese cumshot" clip from MITB? How about when it looks like the chick actually wipes the guy's spunk on her nose??? Jesus H. Christ!
The Japanese make light of chikan: http://kfaphoto.hp.infoseek.co.jp/2003summer/chikan.jpg
A Husband's Oral Account
Here's something different. Hear a husband talk about how he reacted to his wife being groped on a train in Japan. It's kinda long. If you want to get at the heart of the story, click on the "MP3" icon and start listening at about 14 minutes, 40 seconds:
November 2005 Award
I enjoyed a story written earlier this month by a guest entitled "Nephew a little too excited...." I've also enjoyed the stories of Ruksana. However, my favorite story of the month was written by Hard_India and is called "One of My First Experience."
Re: Vin - Weird Parade Experience
DO NOT have sex with family members man. Definitely NOT a good idea. I wouldn't even think about chikaning somebody like that. But still . . . that's better than actual intercourse. Geez.
Re: November 2005 Award
There has always been a kind of unwritten rule that a guest would have a very, very, very hard time winning. Near impossible. A way to encourage people to take on an identity and participate more fully and consitently I guess. Anyway, it was certainly a good story to me and worthy of some recognition.
Re: Rider in the Crack Fucked in the Back
Thaaaat's a fucked up story Rider in the Crack. Even if that happened for real, I would never write about it.
Re: Bad-Boy - Nasty Grind Site
Admittedly, I haven't seen Nasty Grind in a while, but based on what I saw in the beginning, I have to totally disagree. There wasn't much of anything there, and you're saying now it's still lacking in contributions. The little video (very, very little) that was there in the beginning ripped . . . all "herky jerky" and fuzzy and unclear. Not good at all. And now ChikanWorld isn't doing any updates like they said they would. I don't give a damn . . . I'm not gonna pay for it now and $25 doesn't mean squat to me. Nothing. No delivery on the initially displayed potential. I don't care for either one of them at the moment. The best site (it's not even close) is this one, and that's that.
Re: MITB - Slick???
Don't put that on Slick! That was Rider in the Crack. What a bust.
Re: MITB - Complaning About TMAs
Well . . . uhhhh . . . let me be the first. I want to read about CHIKAN . . . feelin' up and buttfuckin' girls till ya leave spudge on her ass!
TMA = Total Massive Annoyance. This is a FROTTEURISM forum. At least the month started off good.
Re: JohnnyX - Wow
Welcome JohnnyX. If you have any good groping stories from your concert experiences or anywhere else let's hear 'um! By the way, you're going about it in the best way to find the good stuff on the board. Read thru the Man of the Year section and the Hall of Fame section. You'll find the strongest collection of stories there. But there are absolute gems in the archives too though. So, if you like what you see elsewhere, then you should go "mining" the archives too. But get through the Man of the Year and Hall of Fame first. If you're into chikan, then you'll be hooked!