Re: Pablo - Put Off on Anal Sex
No, it didn't put me off. It just made me wish that you could be sure that every girl had an enema before you buttfucked her! It only happened to me once though. If it had happened several times, then I think I would have been put off by the whole idea.
I had a girlfriend after that happened who reminded me of Catherine Zeta-Jones. I used to fuck her balls deep . . . in her asshole . .
Re: Ozzi Groper - Video Clips
I couldn't play those 2 either Ozzi. That was disappointing since the last one was supposed to be the best! I liked the blonde in white though. You can literally see the tag on her underpanties!!! Her butt isn't phat, but there's enough there, and you can tell it's nice and soft, just like her trousers. Your dick would sink right into the crack of her buttcheeks.
Black Shogun
What's Your Handle?
What do you want to go by? MsDarkSoulDesires or Juliana? Or something else?
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Handles
Yeah, it's better for everybody if you use one handle consistently. Thanks.
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - What She Had For Lunch
That's why it's called the "pooty hole". LOL!
Black Shogun
Re: Hump & Grinder - Clips
Thanks for the information. I liked the last one too. What a bubble butt!!!
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Thinking Aboucha
Hey Juliana. I'm not doing anything except talking to some people about the latest news. Anyway, that's for another time and place. It's the weekend. I'm glad.
Black Shogun
Feather & Beez
What has happened to Feather and Beez? Especially Beez since he has yet to deliver on his story about his escapades in Memphis.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Concert Coming Up
Butthump some girls good Pervman, but you should be more discrete. There's no need to provide unnecessary information here about exactly where you plan to go or what you plan to do. Fuck some girls up . . . up the butt! But be careful.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Plans
I don't know whether it is or not, but discretion is always the better part of valor.
Black Shogun
Re: Trans_Rub - Concert Crowd Pics
One should be able to see from the pics posted by Trans_Rub just how easy it is to buttfuck girls at concerts. Look at how close the people are standing to each other, and those pictures ain't showin nothin' really! That crowd isn't anywhere near the "crush level" that allows you to jerk fuck a girl up the butt something good, and knead their fleshy buttcheeks with your hands too.
Black Shogun
Pervman - Got Pictures???
You got pics from your last concert Pervman?
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Got Pictures
Good decision. If you can write a good enough story (stories) though, which you do know how to do, then all real chikans will get a very good "picture" of what went on.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - The Darkness Concert
Yeah Pervman. That's what I'm looking to do in a crowd. Nut on some naked flesh! I need some lowriders I tell you!
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper - The Darkness Concert
In the right kind of crowd, it's a very real possibility that a person wouldn't even realize what was happening Ozzi. What I want to know is if Pervman left the scene soon after he "hosed her back down". I would have fled just as a precautionary measure.
Black Shogun
Spine Humping???
By the way, I have a friend (gorgeous blonde) who admitted to me that she likes for her husband to yank off onto her back. Weird.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - The Darkness Concert
I would have left the concert period. LOL. You fucked that bitch up good though.
Black Shogun
Props To A Woman
It's rare that we ever get a woman in here who ever has something to add, other than just bitching that is. That's why I must cast my vote to MsDarkSoulDesires for the man . . . I mean woman . . . of the month award for June.
But, my vote is for her chikan-related stories only. After all, this is a chikan site. Those stories would include "Was The Best Job With Great Benefits" and "Groce
Re: PBH - English Babes Are Hot
PBH, did you meet up with brother Nanbread for a drink? LOL! Yes, tell us all about bitchy English girl arse gaps my friend :-) Per the warning signs in the tube, did you "mind the gap" while on the train??? Hahaha!!!
Black Shogun
Re: Lucky Chikan - Dream Girl
What have you been smokin? I don't think so! These are more my style:
http://www.onionbooty.com/archives/olivias_big_ass.htm
http://www.onionbooty.com/archives/alexis_loves_to_ride.htm
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper - Can't See Pics
Hmmmm. I didn't think anything had changed from the past where we could click on a posted link and be directed to websites and pictures. Anybody else have any problems? I can see what I posted. Links like those should still work shouldn't they Master Ayashi?
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper - Can't See Pics
Hmmm. Well, when I come back to the site and click on the links, the pictures come right up for me. What's everybody else seeing?
Black Shogun
Onion Booty Site
AssGrabbinChris turned me on to the Onion Booty site quite a while ago. If you're having a problem seeing the pics from the posted links (I don't know why), go to www.onionbooty.com and look for Olivia's big, phat, white onion ass. Then, look for Alexis' brown onion latina butt too. See the black man bury his nose (nose wedgie) right in between her latina arse cheeks. These pics are accessible for free on the site.
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Links From AssGrabbinChris
By the way Master Ayashi, I think there may still be some bad links in the section you created for AssGrabbinChris on the menu page. Would be a good idea to keep that cleaned up from time to time.
Black Shogun
Re: Trans_Rub - At A Night-Dawn Festival
I like those pics Trans_Rub. Very much so. They show about where I'd be when doing my "pre-hump checks" on some strange female buttcheeks at a concert, just past my "initial approach".
The top and bottom ones show clearly how it might be at a bar in most cases . . . although in a dark bar, you can hide your dick under a long shirt and then rub back and forth till you leak pre-cum all over
Re: Trans-Rub - Buttfuck Pictures
Trans-Rub, looks like you have some nice depth in that first pic. Did you . . . did you . . . nut in that gap??? Those booty cheeks look all plump and round and fleshy too! In a bar, I'da had my bone out. Damn . . . I'm gonna have to fill my veins up with some crack this weekend . . . aaaaaassssss crack! And it's 4th of July weekend too??? Shiiiiit!
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - A Few Coincidences
Welcome back among the active posters Arm Humper. We have a new era of peace on this board. It's a beautiful thing. My boy be doing chikan research on background information. Letting the women know he got off. Hahaha! I prefer to dick 'um in the ass, then split for parts unknown!
Black Shogun
Re: Trans_Rub - Night Festival Video
Dang. You need to find a way to let us download and view the video of asses dancing on the dick.
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper - MsHazelEyesForYou
Damn! That's a HUGE BUNion Ozzi (buns + onions = BUNion)! Bigger than what I need in fact. You could stand a foot behind her back and still have your dick in her ass! Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Untitled
I think you have to register your handle with Master Ayashi first Br0wn5huga. Then, you can post pics directly to the board. Or, you can still put up links to pics and websites you find too. Last weekend, I stumbled across a site by a guy called The Fart Hammer! LOL! He fucks women, then farts in their faces after he nuts! No lie! The site has free trailers. Wild. LOL!
Black Shogun
Punjabi Butt Humper - Your Trip To England
PBH, did you happen to stop off at Tiger,Tiger when you were in merry old England? I'd like to hear more about what that legendary site in London for chikan buttfucking is really like.
Black Shogun
Turnstile Buttfuck
Today, I saw something that happens only in a chikan's dreams ladies and gentleman. There was this guy trying to go through this turnstile, but his card wouldn't work. This woman comes up and sees that he's having a problem. So what does she do??? She asks him to let her try to go through.
When she does try her card, the turnstile looks like it will work, AND SHE ASKS THE GUY TO FOLLOW
Re: London Butt Smasher - The Mind Of A Woman
Why ask why? Just do it. Who can understand a woman anyway? So, just do it and enjoy. Butt fuck 'um in the arse and spooge in their bum cracks. Then, get the hell out of Dodge until the next set of wobble buttocks shows up for the pleasure of your dick.
Black Shogun
PS Why don't you pose your questions about women to Juliana (MsDarkSoulDesires)? She's our resident female now. She might be able to add something that us guys can't.
MsDarkSoulDesires - The Nation/Practice Of Chikan
I'm not trying to pick on you Juliana darling. I just want to help you present yourself properly to your new friends. To do that, we must all know and understand as much as possible regarding The Practice, along with the foundations and shared beliefs of our underground nation, including who we are and what we call ourselves.
It's a constant learning process. Even the most experienced from among our ranks can always learn something new. To the rest of the world, we are merely perverts. But among ourselves, we are professional chikans. And for the professional chikan, this is a most serious business. If you want to, we can and will help you learn everything about our world of illicit pleasure.
Black Shogun
Re: Feather - What Has Happened To Feather And Beez?
I am sorry this has happened to you Feather. Yes, in this business, greed is not good. The professional chikan must not lose his head, and must be careful in selecting the environments within which he will practice and the targets he will seek to grope. In most cases, it's best to just deny it to the end. But it seems that you were observed for quite a period of time.
When it comes to s
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Re: Ozzi Groper - Turnstile Buttfuck
I've been so tempted to get a camera Ozzi. Get a camera and take pictures of pretty faces and nice buttcheeks. Then, post the pictures so that other chikans can see exactly who I porked up the butt . . . her pretty face and hair . . . and of course, her buns.
I'd love to sneak pics like the ones Trans_Rub put up, but only with my dick peeking out from underneath my shirt! Maybe even some cum on an ass!!! But as I have said before, discretion is the better part of valor. For now, I intend to stick to telling stories with the written word. Of course, it would be safe for me if I caught somebody else in the act with a camera. LOL!
Black Shogun
Re: Bad-Boy - Imagine
That's a nice onion on the Latina Bad-Boy. She looks Latina. Whatever, I'd try to hump that booty.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Concert Master
Thanks for the compliment Pervman. You are definitely already one of my favorite chikan writers. But not all of my exploits have occurred at concerts you know. What do you think of my stories that have occurred in bars and nightclubs? For example, from this year alone: "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck, Parts I & II"; "The Wet Bar, Parts I & II"; and "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call".
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I Like . . .
Sexy Booty Suzy! This white girl got AAAAZZZZZZZ!!!
http://www.sexybootysuzy.com/
On A Mission
Well my chikans, the weekend is now upon us. Already, chikans around the globe are out on their booty hunt missions to be conducted over this weekend. In the United States, more than regular "firecrackers" will be shot off.
If anybody has any extraordinary successes, or if anybody has warnings or information regarding the prevailing conditions for the practice, then please report back to the community ASAP.
Happy Buttfuckin' (or whatever kinda chikan it is you do)
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - June 2004 Award Request
Master Ayashi, Juliana is the very first award winner to ever post a picture on this board that is supposed to be an image of herself. In fact, award winner or not, she is one of very, very, very, very VERY few people to ever do that. In fact, I can only think of one other, and that was recent (Trans_Rub). Have I emphasized enough how rare it is??? Probably not! LOL!
So anyway, I propo
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Re: Stath2 - Pervman To Hall of Fame
It's way to early to be adding anybody to the Hall of Fame. Elections for that occur once a year, at year end. Although, I do agree with you that Pervman is definitely a candidate, and right now he is THE candidate for Rookie of the Year in my book.
Black Shogun
She Touched It People
Well, nothing super spectacular happened during my night of ass humping in the bar tonight. But then again, for the first time ever, a woman touched my dick while I was buttfucking her! Yes, she touched my exposed dick! Sometimes, even I can't believe the things that happen to this professional chikan while practicing. Here's what transpired.
I had rubbed against this particular woman e
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Re: Br0wn5huga - Boring Up Here In SeaTown
I'm sorry Br0wn5huga my brother, but where I live and the exact bars/nightclubs and concerts I go to so I can dick strange women and girls up the butt must remain confidential. You never know who might be monitoring this board. All I can say is "The United States", which is a very, very, very big country. Who knows? Only the chicks I jack up the ass know. LOL!!! I'm surprised you say that no
Re: Stath2 - Avril's Ass Cheeks
That is a nice crack in Avril's little bum Stath2. I fantasize about what it would be like to buttfuck her whenever I see her. I'd like to dick her in her young ass tooooooooo. But, I won't go see one of her concerts.
Black Shogun
Ozzi Groper - When They Touch The Dick
For an arm/shoulder humper like you Ozzi, I'm sure that it's nothing so unusual for a woman to touch your dick with her hand. I've read your stories (and those from others) where you wrote how women did that. However, for a buttfucker chikan like me, it is very, very unusual for the woman's hands to ever come into contact with your rod.
As a matter of fact, if I observe a woman who has a
I Love Juliana's (MsDarkSoulDesires) Big White Ass
Oh my gawd . . . oh my gawd . . . you know I love that bum Juliana. You know I do. I especially love how the thong disappears into your deep buttcrack. That's the kinda stuff that makes chikan dicks go hard girl. Master Ayashi . . . when you set her up for June, you gotta post a pic of that phat onion . . . you GOT TO man!
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - British Terms
Why do I use them? Just because I like the way the Brits express themselves. I love British humor too. I'd like to try some English girl arse gap.
Black Shogun
Pervman2
Wait a minute. Was that you asking me that question Pervman, or an imposter? I noticed afterward that the question was from Pervman2.
Black Shogun
LuckyChikan - A Million Pounds In The Bank?
I'd plan for early retirement. What kind of question is that?
Black Shogun
Specialized Summer Chikan Gear
Tonight, I said the hell with it and skipped the bars to go directly to the strip joint. I've been more like Br0wn5huga this year in that I haven't had a lot of time for chikan. So, when a long weekend comes around, I've tried to do some booty huntin'. I prefer the strip club to messin' with whores. Not that I haven't fucked a ho here and there. But I just find the overall experience in a str
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Pervman2 Is Not A Cool Handle
Well, if you look at all of our handles as "trademarks", then it's sort of like intellectual property law. We have somebody who has already established the mark "Pervman". Now, you come along and use a similar mark, knowing full well that it might cause some confusion, especially since you didn't explain what you were doing up front. Not cool at all.
Somebody else already started using the name "Pervman". You should respect that, and stop using a handle that looks too much like one that somebody else already created. The rest of us here in this community would appreciate that, and I bet the real Pervman would too. There's only one Pervman, and it's the other guy dude. Show some respect for him, and some creativity on your part. Use another handle.
Black Shogun
Another Request Of MsDarkSoulDesires
Juliana, I would like to make another public request of you. You know I like your ass. I'd like to now see more of it . . . take it a bit further. Do you have any pics of your plump buns spread open?
I ask because I want to see the inner walls of your buttcheeks. All the way down to your butthole if possible. Do you have a pretty pink little pooty hole? Or, is it a prescious, delectible little brownie??? I wanna see.
Black Shogun
All About Wicca
I was curious about Juliana's religion, so I did a little research on the net. I had heard of it before, but all my knowledge of Wicca was really based on mere rumour and speculation. If you too would like to know more, then here's a link to one of many sites on the subject: http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm
Black Shogun
Chikan In Pictures
Actually, I do plan to buy a good digital camera this summer. It was funny at the strip joint last night because they announced throughout the evening that cameras and phone cams were not permitted in the place. I bet some guys have gone in there and secretly taken pictures. I bet somebody sneaked a camera in there last night. I mean, they don't search you or anything. They just have to catch you using it.
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Digital Camera or Phone Cam?
I'm thinking a digital camera that takes still pictures. Those can be easily saved and then posted to a site. I'm not sure about the phone cams just because I'm not sure how much I'd actually get to use the phone part of it. I don't know. I'll have to check it all out, including the costs involved.
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Pool
I don't play pool very well Juliana. Maybe you can show me how to improve my game??? You gonna try to grab and "rack" my balls from behind aren't you? Nasty girl! LOL!
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Cell Phone Camera Noise
Dang that's wrong Br0wn5huga! How you gonna use that baby like that? Hahaha!!!
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - Pictures On Awards Page
THIS BOARD FUCKIN ROCKS!!! Juliana's award section looks great! More and more improvements each and every month. Ayahsi BBS is THE BEST chikan site in all the world! And the best thing is that in the last several years, the chikans have taken the board back. It's OUR board again! You rock Master Ayashi!
Black Shogun!!!
To MsDarkSoulDesires With Love - A Public "Love Nudge"
A short story in drawings:
(_*_)<------------- Juliana's Big Bitchin' Wiccan Butt
:-* <-------------- Black Shogun's Pursed Lips
:-* (_*_) <-------- Shogun smooches Juliana's BIG ASS . . . with much love!
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Juliana
Brother Nanbread wrote:
"How do you guys know that Juliana is not a bloke taking all you guys for a ride?"
I reply that in the final analysis, how do we know that anybody who posts here is who and what they say they are? We can never be 100% certain. One must take some chances in life. And if you get burned . . . then well . . . you pick yourself up, you dust yourself off, and the
Totally Off Topic . . . Well Mostly Anyway
Did any of you guys know that the world's number one hot dog eating champion over the last 4 years is from Japan? His name is Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi, and he set a world record this year by eating 53 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes, buns and all!!!
I know this is kinda off topic, but I just couldn't resist given the board discussions way back when comparing chikan dick to "hot dogs" and
Lucky Chikan - Serena Williams' Ass Cheeks
Lucky, Serena looks like she has the kinda ass that would rip your dick right off if she flexed her buttcheeks on your rod! I've attached a pic of the chick who defeated Serena at Wimbledon this year, Maria Sharapova. She's very pretty and soon to become a sex symbol I'm sure. But she has a really flat ass. What a disappointment. I'd fuck her anyway. Hehehe. Here's a link to the pic I liked. There are others though: http://www.mariaworld.net/wimbledon042.jpg
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper - When They Touch The Dick
I wasn't sure if she was a "winner" or not, as you put it. But, I did wonder if she was getting pleasure out of me butt humping her because at one point she stopped and bent over some at the waist, pushing her buttcheeks back into my probing dick. Whatever she was thinking, she sure played it cool.
Black Shogun
New Story
Today, I will be posting the first in my series of new concert stories . . . Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker. Look for it as "Chock Full O' Butts".
Black Shogun
Re: Reaper12 - First Contribution Long
There's no need to apologize for posting a long story. My preference, actually, is for long, well-written stories. I mean hell . . . tell a story . . . spin a chikan tale! Don't worry about writing ability either. Just do your best. I've seen people improve over time. If there was a category for most improved, I'd give it to Beez. Hmmmm . . . Master Ayashi . . . nevermind :-) There was a part in your story that actually made my dick hard because it reminded me of a hot scene I intend to put in my own next story. I think you just won mention in my next piece Reaper12. Look out!
Black Shogun
Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part I
Something may be said to be "chock full" when it is absolutely full to the brim. No room for anything else! And that's exactly how it was when Shogun went to the first of a number of concerts this summer to jack young girls in the ass. Two months had passed since the Shogun had last buttfucked strange girls . . . in the bar, and had spewed so much cum everywhere that he needed to use a napkin t
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Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part II
After busting a nut on that blonde's bikini bottoms under her jean shorts, which was like cum-staining her panties in my books, I could have been satisfied for the day. Really. The thing is though, it was one of those long, long concerts with many, many bands. So, I decided to take a break because it was so hot and rest up a bit. Then, I'd go back into the crowd and try to pull off just one m
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Re: Pervman - Chock Full O' Butts
Thanks Pervman. Thanks for all the things you say about me as a chikan. And thanks for respecting those who arrived before you, and quickly learning how to seamlessly become a valuable contributor to our community without stepping on anybody's toes.
Yours was the right way. You came to this board right. So have several others this year . . . for example, Br0wn5huga and MsDarkSoulDesire
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Chock Full O' Butts Part II - The "Smack Buttfuck"
There was one thing I intended to write in Part II that I left out. When I was buttfucking that chick in the jean shorts, I also dropped the "Smack Buttfuck" on her big ass. What's that?
Well, I would shove my dick up her buttcheeks and mash my hips into her fleshy bum cheeks with force. Then, I would "release" by separating my body totally from hers, only to quickly reestablish the contact between us with a steady "smacking" of my hips back up against her ass cheeks and the thrusting of my dork back up her deep crack . . . SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!!! It was truly a concert buttfuck extraordinaire my chikans.
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Your Yahoo Groups
Dang Br0wn5huga . . . the picture you have on the main page for "Standing Behind Soft Booty" looks like that Latina I like so much from the Onion Booty website. Is it her?
Black Shogun
Selected Reading List
After being accused (once again) of being somebody who has produced lots of posts, but not the most quality stories, I actually became a little curious to find out just how many stories I had posted that could be deemed to be of "high quality". I know that I have not only written the most stories, but also stories of the highest caliber per the standards of this board, standards that I helped rai
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Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Be Romantic With Juliana Please
Call her "sugar lump"??? LOLOLOL!!! Dr. Iron Dick you're funny crazy man :-)
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Good Morning Chikans (_Y_)
So how was the doctor's visit? Did he take care of the pain? Not like a chikan could I bet :-) Did you read my last story about the concert? What did you think of it?
Black Shogun
MsDarkSoulDesires - Hurt Tailbone
Oh no!!! You hurt the booty! You need a kiss :-* (_*_)!!! Hey, if I'm you, I just kissed my OWN ass! Hahahahaha!!!
Black Shogun
A Question Answered - Crack Snacks Revisited
In my two part story "Crack Snacks", you may recall that I had wondered how well cum-stains might show up on army green shorts. That's what the redhead was wearing when I nut on her ass twice, including spooging a HUGE load of SPUDGE on her butt with the first nut.
Many, many months later, I received my answer. You see, in "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call", the story where I described how I ha
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Chikan Love Song
A good while ago, I made out like Puff Daddy and sampled somebody else's shit to come up with me a song! LOL! For only the second time ever, the Shogun would like to officially re-release one of his classic pieces, in honor of our resident female MsDarkSoulDesires . . . Juli. Hey, it ain't like we go together now! Hahaha!
Chikan Love Song adapted from 50 Cent's "21 Questions" on the "Ge
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Shake That AAASSSSSS Girl Let Me See What You Got!
I'm glad I could make you smile :-) Do you know the song? It always makes it more interesting if you know the music that goes with the words. And I love that ass wiggle! A new one for me!
Master Ayashi, if I got a special mention one year for my drawings: (_Y_) & (_*_) & (_I_), then I think Juli's "ass wiggle" is also worth some special mention too. Already making nice and CREATIVE contributions that make it all more pleasant and enjoyable to be here! I luv it: (_Y_))) (((_Y_) (_Y_)))! Great! LOL!
Black Shogun
A Personal Invitation To Pervman FromThe Butthole Surfers Club
I have never done this before, but I would like to extend an invitation to a special chikan . . . Pervman . . . to join a very elite sub-group within the underworld of chikan . . . The Butthole Surfers Club.
What kind of club is this? This is a category of daring chikan that has pushed their dick or thumb/finger so far up a strange girl's buttcheeks that they could actually feel her butth
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Re: Bad-Boy - Video Upload
Yeah Bad-Boy. Unlike many other chikans, I prefer for it to be consensual . . . or at least for the girl to let me have my way without any resistence. It leads to a superior buttfuck experience.
Black Shogun
Re: Tech_Bonus - Greetings Ayashi BBS
Hi Tech! I was wondering where you disappeared to. Welcome back. Nope, Opportunist never came back and finished that story. Never wrote any others either. Just one time since has he posted, and that was to ask how I went about holding this girl by the shoulders in my story "Attempted Buggery". We haven't heard from him.
Black Shogun
MsDarkSoulDesires - Please Do Not Go
I am sorry that you have had this bad experience after only such a short period on the board. Can you imagine almost two years of it? The thing is, you have to have a single-minded toughness if you want to be a part of this board and make an active difference. I can't blame you if you say fuck it and just walk away. Hell, virtually all of those in the Hall of Fame did. And the truth is, so wi
MsDarkSoulDesires - Juli Needs Some Time
OK babe . . . I understand. I understand the power of the written word. Take whatever time you need to take. And don't worry about spelling errors. Lord knows I've made many of those. Errrrrr . . . ask Master Ayashi :-) We'll be waiting for you if and when you decide to come back. And if you ever wanna talk . . . you know how.
:-* (_*_)
Black Shogun
BSC Open Invitation
OK Pervman. Well, you know that you have an open invitation to join the elite Butthole Surfers Club (BSC). In fact, the BSC sends an open invitation to any and all chikans who would like to accept the challenge.
Before I came to this board, I had already "hit that paydirt" with my dick on various occasions. Then, I read how "Jay" had used his thumb to "descend between her buttcheeks".
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Re: Stath2 - One More
I love the look of the girl in the 3rd picture you posted Stath2. THAT'S a look that I like to go for, although a few years older into the late teens to early 20's.
You can see that the little bitch has some nice developing hips on her too. Can you imagine sinking your thumb between her young buttcheeks in a crowd??? GAWD!!!
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Member Log-In Link
Master Ayashi, thanks for listening to my latest suggestion and adding a link to the board member log-in from the non-members board. Just another small tweak that makes it easier to navigate around Ayashi BBS.
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Compressed Files
Master Ayashi, I was wondering what happened to the compressed files where one could find every single story imaginable on this board?
Black Shogun
Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, I would like to request that you add "Smack Buttfuck" to the terminology section on this board. To get my definition, please read my post from a few days ago encaptioned "Chock Full O' Butts Part II - The Smack Buttfuck".
Black Shogun
Re: Bigggblaque - Lawd, Lawd, Lawd
Sup BB!!! LONG time no hear from. I have thought of you though . . . everytime I jack some ass, I make sure they feel my "bigggblaque" real, real guuuuuuuud! And as with you, it is best to leave some "signature markings" behind. Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - Compressed Files
Well, I think it would be a crying shame if all those posts were not accessible on the board. They represent the written "history scroll" of Ayashi-BBS if you will, and there are just some gems in there. I hope you can find a way to continue to make those archived stories available to the readers. As you can see, few details on the Ayashi-BBS website slip past the inquiring eyes of Black Shogun ;-)
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Drive You Crazy
Dayum! Them's MELONS. And look at that DEEP fuckin crack!!!
Black Shogun
Shogun's Tips On Groping
To improve your odds of success and to maximize your groping pleasures, survey the crowds you work . . . looking for other gropers. In a really large, jammed crowd . . . if I'm in it long enough . . . I can usually spot maybe a handful of other gropers(2 or 3 maybe). But, you have to have a sharp eye because some gropers are really, really good . . . sneaky and stealthy.
The reason to ide
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Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, in addition to "Smack Buttfuck", I would like to request that you also add "The See-Saw Buttfuck" to the terminology section. For a general description, please see my story "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part II". The "See-Saw Buttfuck" is known alternatively as "The Teeter-Totter Method".
Black Shogun
Re: Slick - The MAGIC Kingdom
Damn Slick! You wuz ROBBED!!! I was so pulling that you would say at the end of the story that you had "splooged" in her obviously fine ass cheeks! AND, I am impressed that you did something I have neither done nor thought about doing . . . you put your hand INSIDE her back pocket to gain better access to her buttcheeks! WONDERFULLY assertive and CREATIVE!!! We all look forward to more stories from you.
Black Shogun
PS I have hooked my fingers through a girl's belt loops and butt humped her by pulling her back into my dick though . . . the old "Hook and Pull" :-)
MsDarkSoulDesires is The First Lady of Chikan
Juli, we're not gonna let anybody treat you badly here. You're our girl. Some of these fools are just lucky they're in a situation where they can't be DEALT with.
Black Shogun
Re: Bad-Boy - Consensual Chikan
Are you saying you won't jack a woman unless it's openly consensual??? What if it's a case of her simply not knowing or being unaware of what you're doing? I happen to be one who agrees with you that consensual is best. BUT, I will buttfuck a girl without her open knowledge or consent too :-) If she doesn't realize what's happening, that's good enough for me too. If she does realize it and really protests, then I agree that it's best for one to back off.
Black Shogun
Live Concert Broadcast
On Wednesday evening, MTV will be telecasting a broadcast of a live concert. If you have never been to a concert, or if you're curious about what the environment is like, then check out the telecast. Check it out and imagine what type of groping activity might be going on in the darkness. Hell, you don't have to imagine . . . just place one of the many concert groping stories on Ayashi-BBS into the same environment!
Black Shogun
Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, recently, I requested that "Smack Buttfuck" and "The See-Saw Buttfuck" (also known as "Teeter-Totter Method") be added to the terminology section. Well, here's another: "The KNOWLEDGE".
The KNOWLEDGE is something that cannot be completely explained or understood. It is manisfested in the uncanny ability of a highly skilled chikan to create and/or react to situations which allow him to accomplish astounding feats of groping. Whatever the knowledge is, it cannot be taught. Either the chikan has it, or he does not. And even if the chikan is born with it, the understanding he has will lie mostly dormant without the years of the necessary experience needed to develop it.
Black Shogun
Re: Slick - Try The "Smack Buttfuck"
Slick, you should go to a concert and drop the "Smack Buttfuck" on a bitch. I'm talkin "ass jackin", "booty clappin" SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SSSSMMMMMACK!
And on that last "smack" up against her ass? Hold your dick way up her butt and and lustfully wag your own ass all around in a tight circle like a dirty dog . . . causing her hips to move and sway with your motions like with Bad-Boy's "wiggle" . . . and causing her buttcheeks to SPREAD OPEN!
Then, do it all over again . . . SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SSSSSMMMMACK!!! Till you SPOOGE on her ass! Dick the booty hole Slick . . . buttfuck the bubble butt BOOTY HOLE . . . with the "smack buttfuck"! Guaranteed ta make ya NUT before grandma can ruin yo fun.
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - 2 Old Concert Stories
A foot in the crotch on the dick. That's a new one. There's that guy "Taxcider" who likes to grab thighs, I believe it is.
Black Shogun
Taxcider
Actually, I think it's stockinged calves Taxcider likes to grope.
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - The KNOWLEDGE
Well, just use what I wrote :-) That was the whole point of the second paragraph in the request. Use that as the definition. That should be good enough, unless somebody has some clarifications or something better.
Black Shogun
Who'd Like Some . . .
Of Nicole Richie's booty hole??? I do, I do!
http://primetimetv.about.com/library/blphotogallery_thesimplelife22.htm
Black Shogun
Re: Tech_Bonus - Dance Floor Chikan/Links
Whether or not what's happening on the dance floor qualifies as chikan or not really depends on what's exactly happening. For example, jabbing an exposed dick in her ass crack or cumming on her buttcheeks . . . that's chikan!
Also, I just wanted to say that a number of your links don't work. Like the link to that story. I can't access it. Nor can I access many of the pictures in your Yahoo briefcase, just like way back when. Also, do you have anything new in there? Looks like all old stuff.
Black Shogun
Re: Opportunist - I'm Back
Welcome back Opportunist! Yes, the board is going in a new direction, a direction that started to change just shy of two years ago. By the way, Jay split last Summer and has not posted since. He's one of my favorites of all times too. Oh, and I could have told you not to waste time or money at a Sugar Ray concert :-) Definitely not a good place for chikan. Tonight, MTV broadcasts Yellow Card live. Good band if you like to buttfuck 'um young ;-)
Black Shogun
The WB Network
The WB is also airing a concert tonight called "Pepsi Smash". Performers include Snoop Dogg, Jessica Simpson (would kill to buttfuck this dumb bitch), Nate Dogg, and Avril Levigne (Stath2 would kill for these buttcheeks). I'll be watching MTV and Yellow Card :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Pepsi Smash Concert
Actually, make the "Pepsi Smash" for tomorrow night. Hmmm . . maybe I'll check out both now.
Black Shogun
Re: Opportunitst - Roots
Looking forward to your story Opportunist. Don't leave us hanging this time! I plan to post another in my "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker" series soon. Plus, I have TWO shows coming up. I always go hoping to come away with some good "material" for a story. The best material is "real" material. You know what I mean???
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Submissive Female Chikan
Thanks for your words Juli. I'll do the best I can with it, but I fear this next story may not measure up. I did get off at least once though (came against a young, big ass blonde with my dick out), so maybe it wasn't all so bad. But, you can only do what you can do with the material you have.
I hope to get my next story posted tomorrow. Writing these stories can be such a chore sometimes, what with everything else going on :-/ Anyway, I've decided to call this one "Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble". Look for it.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Out of Retirement
Is that really you Nanbread??? You're not kidding anybody . . . you never really retired anyway! LOL! I know you've been out ass jacking :-) To protect your "mark", I recommend you go ahead and get a "webmaster issued handle". EVERYBODY who's anybody is doing it these days. Hehehe!
Black Shogun
Sorry Folks
But no story tonight. Just not gonna get to it. Maybe in a few days.
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Pictures
Don't have anybody to photo your big ass? Then get a camera set-up where you can have everything auto-timed . . . and photo your own big butt for us to see.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Best Concert . . . Ever
Nice story Pervman. Wish I could find more girls wearing skirts at concerts, but most chicks know better than to wear those to a concert.
You graduated recently. What plans do you have for your life? Man cannot live by chikan alone you know.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - More on Best Concert . . . Ever
Oh yeah. And you got all between them buttcheeks like that and didn't do what it takes to join the Butthole Surfers Club? You didn't penetrate deep enough to feel her booty hole??? Damn. That was your perfect opportunity too ;-)
Black Shogun
Nanbread and BiggBlaque Go To Work
First Nanbread buttfucks the British Bum:
http://www.melraja.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=5&pos=30
Then BiggBlaque steps in for his turn with British Arse Gap:
http://www.melraja.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=5&pos=31
Black Shogun
Re: Butthole Surfers Club
You don't have to put it IN to gain membership . . . remember it's "surfing" not penetration . . . you only have to feel the butthole with a thumb/finger, or with your dick. I will have one or two stories this weekend. Definitely one.
Black Shogun
Re: Lucky Chikan - The Ass Matrix
LOL Lucky Chikan! I too am tired of fat chicks walkin around talkin about they're "thick". As soon as I hear somebody I don't know say that, I don't even want to meet her. I just want to run away. Bitch ya ain't thick . . . ya FAT!
Black Shogun
Re: Tech Bonus - What's In A Name
Tech, what does all that mean in your handle (Tatsu-Maki, etc.)?
Black Shogun
Concert Action - Ass Fucked Teenager
I ass jacked a teenaged girl between the cheeks at another concert recently. The concert really wasn't that great really in terms of chikan action. Definitely not worth a full feature-length story from the Shogun, even if she did make me spunk. I'll tell a short story about it soon.
Black Shogun
Re: Tech_Bonus - What's In A Name
Yes, I'm familiar with the game and the characters, but I never played it.
Black Shogun
Brunette Booty
I met an attractive brunette recently. We're planning to get together. We've already had some frank discussions about sex. She told me she's undersexed since she didn't get nearly enough in her marriage. She said she wants to be in a relationship where she's fucked at least once or twice a day . . . every day. My word!
I intend to slam fuck the very last breath out of her body. I'm gonna dick that tight pee hole of hers something fierce (I know it's tight cuz she ain't had no baby). But first, I'm gonna fuck her in the aaaaaaassssssss. She already told me that she likes anal sex, but that her ex-husband would never give it to her. Black Shogun shall deliver all counts . . . to both her pee hole and her pooty hole :-)
Black Shogun
Buttfucked Concert Teen
Last night, I went to a concert held in a venue I had not been to before. I really didn't like the place that much because it had a relatively small pit area that was tightly controlled by the security hired to oversee the crowd. This meant that the place was totally lacking in the kind of mayhem that plays in favor a chikan. Hell, 4 bands performed, and I wasn't even able to get into any good
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Re: Kevin - Chikan Movies
I never look at that stuff because it's just too fake for me. I wish there was something more realistic out there, but stuff that looks and feels real is nonexistent. At least I never found anything like that.
Black Shogun
Re: Krakken - Groper Movies/Pictures
That was Trans_Rub Krakken. I thought about him as that big ass teen jumped her heavy butt up and down to the music . . . on my stiff and naked dick. She had an ass like that one wearing black pants in Trans_Rub's second posted pic. If you like watching, then you would have liked seeing what I was doing to that girl's ass cheeks/butt crack with my hands, fingers, and dick.
To get somethi
Re: Stath2 - Pervman - Ever Take It To Far
I have made a girl cry only once. It was many years ago. She was a teenager at a concert standing up front with her friend. Man, I was tearing them buttcheeks up . . . dickin' her up the butt and rolling my hips in the "victory roll". Her ass cheeks were wiggling and jiggling all over! I got her good through about two bands. Finally, the crowd crush got so bad . . . and I was ass jackin her
Stath2 - Crying Girl
Oh yeah Stath2. I forgot to say that when I was ass jackin' them booty cheeks??? I had my lips pursed tightly together with the tip of my tongue sticking out of the right corner of my mouth! Hahaha! I was deadly serious. Shiiiiittttt. I was starvin like Marvin for them young, tender, bouncy buttocks cheeks.
Black Shogun
Digital Camera Features
Hey chikans, check it out! I've been looking at the digital cameras belonging to some of my acquaintances, and there are some really cool features out there to be had. For example, I was just looking at a SONY model that's small enough to fit into the palm of your hand. Not only can you snap and save lots of quality still pictures with it, but you can also record up to 90 minutes in the form of
The Latest From OnionBooty.com
http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Black Shogun
The SONY Clio
Can you make a movie with the Clio? I've decided that's what I want to be ble to do. That is, I want the ability to take still pics with a camera, but also the ability to record movies. That one I saw could record up to 90 minutes. Wow.
Black Shogun
Wish I'd Had A Camera!
DANG!!!! I just got back from the store, and while I was there, I saw a sight to behold! This chick walks in wearing shorty, shorts (short like those orange ones in the pics posted by Kevin), only they were made of a soft, thin, cotton looking material, and her ass was much, much larger . . . ROUND like a BUBBLE!!!
The lower part of her BUTTCHEEKS were HANGING OUT of the shorts, and the t
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My Next Story
My next story will be told out of sequence. That is, although I've already posted "Buttfucked Concert Teen", that story was actually about the third concert I attended since returning to concert groping. The next story you see from me on this board will be about the second concert I went to upon my return to the concert genre of groping.
I wrote "Buttfucked Concert Teen" first because I k
Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part I
By now, you all know that the Shogun loves to play on words when he writes chikan stories, often assigning multiple meanings to a word or a phrase. So too, then, does the title of this story carry different messages. Those of you out there who are not familiar with American sayings may not quite understand what the words "on the bubble" mean when used by an American. Hmmm . . . how can I explai
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Re: Kevin - Not A Storyteller
That was a well-written story Kevin, with a pic and all! You should try your hand at writing more. I think you have underestimated your ability. Now, I'm off to another concert . . . to see if I can find me somebody to fuck in the ass.
Black Shogun
Survey
After reading Anthony's story, I was curious to know just how many of you chikans out there actually hump girls? I mean, the Shogun does it all . . . rocking, rubbing, hopping, grinding . . . but if the situation allows, I like to "hunch off" against strange women's buttcheeks. What about the rest of you? Truly humpers, or no?
Also, how many of you do any "wet humping"? I know it happens because many have written about it. Or, sometimes the women have noticed wet cum on their clothing, or dried up cum stains on their clothes. Who wet humps, and in what types of environments? Interested in hearing more about different practices and techniques.
Black Shogun
Re: ThirdEyeBlind - Chikaning In Moscow
Aren't you worried that somebody might get suspicious seeing you ride the shuttle bus back and forth from the mall to the metro all day long? Good you found something better than the metro train though. That 5 to 10 minutes here or there on a subway train would never do for me. Look forward to reading your stories about ass jacking Russian girls!
Black Shogun
Re: ThirdEyeBlind - Moscow Ass Jacking
Tell us more about humping in Moscow. You have mentioned the metro, shuttle buses, and concerts. Are there many popular concerts in Moscow? In big arenas/stadiums and/or in small venues? And what about bars and nightclubs? Do you know of any that get "crack packed" with Russian girl ass cheeks? I have a particular interest in knowing about Russia . . . Moscow in particular. Thanks in advance for any information you can share.
Black Shogun
PS Packed concerts are prime locations to get your dick in between a strange girl's buttcheeks or to grope titties (not my main thing). Ask any real chikan who likes to go to them.
What I'm Talkin' Bout
Right in da CRRRRRACK!!!
Black Shogun
Re: JMONEY - When To Hump
Hi JMONEY. Welcome. Tell me about . . . Las Vegas. Where can one go to find the tightest crowds? Where did you go? Still waiting to hear from ThirdEyeBlind regarding Bolshevik Buttcheeks too (actually, they're not commies any more . . . at least in name . . . hehehe).
Black Shogun
PS Seeing that she pushed you in your face, don't think she enjoyed it :-)
MsDarkSoulDesires - Yahoo Messenger
Juliana, I contacted you on Yahoo. You use it a lot or no?
Black Shogun
Man of the Month for July
For the month of July, I cast a vote for myself for the following stories:
1. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts Part I
2. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O'Butts Part II
3. Buttfucked Concert Teen
4. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part I
5. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part II (in a few days)
Still hoping to write at least one or two more stories to close out my "Recollections" series, but those will have to come in another month.
Black Shogun
My Favorite Garry Groper Pics
My favorites are:
The "ass wipes"
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/garry_groper/detail?.dir=/3124&.dnm=74ec.jpg
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/garry_groper/detail?.dir=/3124&.dnm=59da.jpg
Goin for the "heat" of that "sweet spot":
http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/garry_groper/detail?.dir=/a708&.dnm=efb6.jpg
Black Shogun
PS Be careful which intersections you hang out at . . . they may have cameras to catch people who run red lights :-)
Chikan Pictures
Would like to see more Trans_Rub pics . . . dick goin to ass crack . . . that's what I'm talkin about.
Black Shogun
Booty Bandits & Ass Jackers
Within the underworld of chikan, we have our own terms and definitions for what we do. I like to refer to a chikan who steals a hump from another chikan as a "booty bandit". As for chikan buttfuckers in general, I now prefer to use the term "ass jacker". Some criminals hi-jack planes or car jack automobiles . . . chikan buttfuckers jack ass . . . ass jackers!!! Hehehe!
Black Shogun
Re: Stath2 - Co-worker/What Concert
Thanks for posting a pic Stath2 . . . but dude that girl ain't got no whatcha call a boo boo ------->(_I_)!!! But, maybe that's what you like :-) What I like about the pictures is how she's enjoying the party, unaware that somebody has been messin' with her buttcheeks. Or, maybe she was aware?
As for the bands you mentioned, I can't recommend one over the other. A part of it depends on what kind of girls you like. Which band is the type of girl you like most likely to go see? Also, which is likely to draw the best crowd? Those are some factors to consider.
Whatever you do, don't wear nice shoes, jewelry etc. That stuff can all be destroyed, damaged, etc. Have fun! And if you get a story, write it. How did you chikan your co-worker anyway???
Black Shogun
Re: Ass Grabbin Chris - This Girl Is Gorgeous
Don't know about the personality, but from the looks department, definitely marriage material. But, that ain't me hombre.
Black Shogun
Akira Lane
Check that, check that. I wouldn't marry that porno ho:
http://www.akiralane.com/
http://www.askmen.com/women/models_200/201_akira_lane.html
According to one of the above links, she is Japanese/Hawaiian.
Black Shogun
Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - On The Bubble Part II
Having planned and pulled off the two "ass jacks" that had been foremost in my mind from the very beginning of this particular show, the Shogun now shrunk back into the crowd, preparing to go into "freelance mode". This is where the Shogun becomes more like our fellow chikan who goes mysteriously only by the moniker "Opportunist" . . . I started looking for sets of buttcheeks that offered up unpl
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Celebrities You'd Like To Chikan
I've been wanting to hump this blonde for many, many years:
http://www.geocities.com/morgan_fairchild_fan/
Would love to NUT on her dress:
http://www.geocities.com/morgan_fairchild_fan/image5.html
Who do you chikans fantasize about?
Black Shogun
Re: Bad Santa - Slick & Kevin
Does Thornton do it to her hard enough to make her body jerk forward? I love to do that shit. If he does it to her like that, then I might just have to see that flick. How long is the scene anyway?
Black Shogun
Real Chikan In Italy & On Television
This discussion reminds me of a story told to me by a beautiful blonde friend who loves to travel to Rome. I shared this story a long time ago on this board, but basically, what happened was that she was riding on a really packed bus in Rome when this Italian guy started to butt hump her.
She speaks Italian, and asked the guy to stop it, in Italian. The guy kept doing it, so she said to h
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Re: Master Ayashi - July 2004 Award
Thanks Master Ayashi. I appreciate it. I never tried to count how many posts I have made. Like has been said, it's not simply quantity that matters. But what people always seem to forget is that it's not simply quality that matters either! If you want to be truly good at anything, then you need quality AND quantity . . . consistently. BOTH matter.
I produced a list several weeks back
Re: buttpresser - Justine Shapiro
I've seen that episode of Globe Trekker twice. I saw it when it originally aired, then once this year in re-run. I guess it's just a matter of watching the program regularly (which I do) and trying to catch that particular episode. It's not a long scene, but you can definitely see the guy trying to go to work. It's actually kind of funny. Oh, and it's definitely worth seeing the clip from Bad Santa. He really does hump up against the girl pretty good.
Black Shogun
PS Thanks for reminding me of her full name. I couldn't remember it . . . Justine Shapiro. Definitely some Jewish booty cheeks. Lemme at her!
Girlfriends, Wives, and Groping
Many here are married gropers. And I don't mean their wives either. Some people seem to believe that if a groper had a girlfriend or a wife, they wouldn't grope, or they would have less of a tendency to grope. That's just not true.
Black Shogun
Shogun's Tips on Groping - Selecting a "Crack Packed" Show
Recently, Stath2 asked for a recommendation on which concert to attend. A good way to select a concert that's sure to be crack packed is to look at the MTV website. They have a section that I believe is called "Featured Tours".
That section provides a list of popular bands that are touring around putting on shows. Pick one of those, and the odds are good that you can get a good hump on.
More Legal Woes & Questions
Upskirters caught:
http://www.wvbt.com/Global/story.asp?S=2042539
http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2004/05/25/watch_out_for_upskirters.php
But, are their actions legal in public???
Where Are The Stories?
Where are your stories of humping in England PBH my friend? In fact, where are the stories from Opportunist, Beez, Vancouver Chikan, and JMoney? I also enjoy reading stories from Anthony. Where the stories at peoples? Where they at??? Your turn. Entertain us by appealing to our perverted interests.
Black Shogun
Garry Groper Leads A New Movement
Garry Groper . . . I think it's a good idea for you to always write stories to accompany your pictures. It makes it all the more interesting. I think you're on to something.
Also, more pictures that show clear contact with the girl's crack do more to stir the chikan soul. You really had your finger all between the legs of that one in the black pants. Nice "depth" in her crack.
Black Shogun
Anonymous Ass
I like it like that:
http://www.cassiopee.de/images.php?type=hagen&file=string01.jpg
I'd buttfuck every last single one of them, especially the one on the left:
http://www.cassiopee.de/images.php?type=babes&file=84702766mnqoic_ph.jpg
Black Shogun
Re: Laurenxcore - New
I like how you equate old with gross. LOL!!! Well, with you being only 21, it's not hard for somebody to be older than you :-) Welcome.
You mentioned that you have grabbed some guys asses at concerts before. I've had my ass grabbed by women before too, mostly at bars and nightclubs.
But one time (I wrote a story about it here), these three girls were grabbing my ass on the street . . . for all to see! Care to tell us any stories about your ass grabbing escapades, or other groping experiences?
Black Shogun
PS Also, what is this Live Journal you speak of?
Re: Pervman - Subway Adventure
Pervman, be extremely careful about taking your dick out and humping on public transit systems, especially when they are not crowded. I know of too many instances where people have been caught doing that very same thing. Public transportation systems often use undercover cops to bust crime. They're not particularly looking for chikans all the time, but they'll take who they can catch . . . doin
Re: Tony - Thing For Your Wife's Sister
Hi Tony. Yes, I remember you. I wondered if you were still out there reading. I also wondered what had happened, if anything, between you and your sister-in-law.
There can be no question now that she's totally on to you. And yet, it seems like she is willing to play somewhat, or at least tolerate you. However, you really raised the ante when you allowed her to see you wanking in her im
Re: Tony - Sister-In-Law
Yeah . . . I thought I quit too . . . kinda :-/ I did quit concerts for a while. Had to get me some concert booty cheeks this summer though. Especially after Pervman's stories. I blame Pervman :-)))
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - Frottage and Frotteurism
Very interesting commentary guest. Occasionally, references to "rubbing" and "frotteurism" can be found in popular songs here in the United States as well. For example, a song that sticks in my head is one from a pop group known as "Next". I've written here before about the lyrics in one of their songs. In the song, a guy and a gal are dancing, and the lyrics go something like this:
Her
Re: JMoney - My day on sunday
"Making stuff up" isn't the only reason why somebody might try to make something they write sound better. To make a story interesting, you should always try to tell it in a way that "makes it sound better".
My favorite example of this is a story told by Gentlebrush that actually won a monthly award . . . "Close Call" I think it's called, but I'm not sure. You can read it in the Man of the
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Re: JMoney - Not Quitting
Well, then maybe you don't regret what you do enough that it causes major disruption and dysfunction in other parts of your life.
Black Shogun
Re: Kevin - Bad Santa Longer Version
I like the longer version Kevin because you can see that little midget going "motherfucker" as he watches what Billy Bob is doing. That's some funny shit. He knows exactly what's up. You can see Billy Bob really get into humping the girl too. That's how it can be at the show . . . for hours and hours.
We need more movies that depict the action in ways that it really looks like. Humping that is. It looked like the "jerk buttfuck" to me my friends :-) That makes me think . . . what if there was a "chikan instructional video/DVD" that demonstrated different methods and techniques? LOL!
Black Shogun
Re: Garry_Groper - Pics
It would help if you'd include the link to your photo albums in each of your posts. Also, I have some trouble sometimes linking each pic to the numbers you assign to them. Maybe it's just me, but I think you need to re-do your numbering or something in the albums so it's easier to follow.
Black Shogun
This Week's Stories
Many of the stories over the last several days have made for interesting reading, but some are quite off topic too. That's OK sometimes, but remember that this is a forum for and about groping . . . not fucking.
Black Shogun
Re: Stath2 - Karaoke
You're a longtime reader. You know a groping story versus a fucking story. I had to laugh at the sight of a real chikan singing "Baby Got Back" while girls rubbed their asses on your dick. LOL! Some of you are not from the U.S., and may not be familiar with the song. It was done by a one-hit wonder named "Sir Mix-A-Lot", and the song is all about a preference for women with big butts . . . also known as having "back". Baby got back! Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Re: Br0wn5huga - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Of course, you remember the music video right? My favorite part of that is when he's sitting in the crack of some giant buttcheeks . . . like a slide on a swing set. LOL!
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - The Bottom Line in Black and White
And sweeping generalizations they are. I don't have any problems scoping out white chicks with full, plump buttocks cheeks. They're out there if you look. If white women have an issue with having a big butt, it's because white men tend to like a smaller ass . . . and they put pressure on white women to be small like a twig.
It's a cultural thing. It can cause such mental stress on the w
Re: Guest - In Black And White Revisited
With your OWN words you wrote: "Forgive me if I have made any sweeping generalisations."
That suggests that even though you attempted to qualify and temper your thoughts on the matter, somebody might, by your OWN ADMISSION from that very statement, find your words on the subject to be "sweeping". You may not find what you said to be sweeping, but somebody else, as you yourself indicated wi
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Re: Garry Groper - The Videos Are Now Available
Tried to look at the videos, but I keep getting the message, "You are not authorized to view this page."
Black Shogun
Garry Groper - Videos
OK . . . I've only been able to view one of the videos (the first one). I keep getting the message, "You are not authorized to view this page." How do I get around this? I really would like to see all the videos. The girl in the first one has a really nice ass. I like to butt hump nice asses like that.
Black Shogun
PS For anybody else having problems, I was able to view the first video after I made sure my computer was using Windows Media Player rather than Quicktime or Quickview . . . whatever it is. That seemed to make a difference for the first one, but not for any of the others.
Re: Tad - Used To Hump & What A Ride
Tad tapped the tushy and creamed phat ass. Wish I had access to packed public transit like that. A train or bus would do. I need something to replace the concert. That will be very, very hard to do since, for me, concerts have always meant several lengthy buttfucks per show plus 1 to 2 guaranteed nuts. And, there are concerts year round.
Of course, there's my bar/nightclub practice.
Re: Lucky Chikan - BootyVote.com
I saw it Lucky. Thanks. What I have not been able to see is 3 of the 5 clips posted by Garry Groper. What an annoyance that is.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour
Looking forward to your story Pervman. This month started out kinda lame for stories. But then, along came newbies Josh and Tad. And Garry Groper has continued to experiement with developing something very creative and new for this board. I'm hoping to go to at least one more concert before the summer season is done . . . high tide for concert ass jackers. Gotta make it a good outing!
Re: Lisa - Groping
Groping??? Sounds more like rape fantasy to me.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour Part I
Yeah Pervman. What's your recipe for spurting extra-special loads 'o spunk??? LOL! I never cared too much for the Warped Tour or OzzFest because too many ugly, punk type chicks would go to those. Sounds like more "sugar and spice" might be going now.
By the way, my favorite part was how you took your dick in your hand and rubbed it all over her buttcheeks and into her ass crack, then took long, deep, slow hunches up her butt till you spunked. That sounds kinda . . . familiar . . . too ;-) At my next concert, I think I'll sink my fingers into some pee pee mound too. I'm just not a tit man though.
Black Shogun
Nut Butter
Anybody have any recipes and/or techniques for making the penis more sensitive and easily stimulated? I could spread my "nut butter" on a chick's fresh, showered, plump buns more easily in the bar if I didn't have to hump as long and as hard, like you can always get away with at a jam packed concert or in a crammed commuter train or bus. I'd like to increase my "spunks per bar/nightclub visit"
Re: Pervman - Mo Bettah Cum
Thanks for that cum creating cocktail of pills Pervman. Of course, there's still the old fashioned way. Don't wank for like 2 weeks and save up a huge load. Then, dump that big load of thick, hot, greasy spunk all over some fine babe's bitchin butt!
Black Shogun
Breeding Idea For New York Sex Beast
Beast, you're the one who's always talking about breeding beautiful women. I have an idea for you. It will cost some money, but hey . . . don't be a cheap bastard! Do you want to successfully breed strange girls or not? Here's what you do.
Find a strip club where the slutty "dancers" (dancers . . . right . . . LOL!) do lap dances totally in the nude. Then, go there! LOL! Wearing supe
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Calling Senores Carlos & Gentlebrush
Senor Carlos, what happened between you and that girl whose homework you were doing? That was worth at least one hump in my eyes. Hehehe. And Gentlebrush where are you my friend? Hope all is well, and that you're just being a silent observer.
Black Shogun
August 2004 Man of the Month
We got some good stories up in here this month. A few newbies showed up like Josh and Tad. And of course, there's the most perverted Pervman . . . he will be hard to overtake as Rookie of the Year 2004. I don't believe it can be done in fact. However, my vote for this August goes to experienced old-timer Garry Groper.
Mr. Garry Groper has demonstrated strong creativity this month, first bringing us his "picture stories", then bringing us videos of his own groping expeditions (I've seen 4 of the 5). Garry Groper's experimentations on this board are historic and should be recognized as such. For this, my vote must go to Garry Groper for his novel contributions in August 2004.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Warped Tour Part 2
Dang Pervman . . . buttfucking a 14 year-old. Well, you are younger than I am. I think that one I fucked in the ass years ago and made cry was probably around 14. Good story. Damn good story. Made my dick hard and shit. I'm defintely gonna have to go get my dick off against some stripper sluts this weekend. Then . . . I gotta concert :-)))
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Rubbing Up Girlfriend At Concerts
Senor Carlos . . . you are one lucky hombre.
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Gettin' The Chikan On
Black Shogun seeks no other awards. Black Shogun seeks only to nut on phat, female buttocks cheeks. Please share your stories with the rest of the gang. I like how you talk and stuff . . . girl said she was gonna GET her some! All us real chikans here would love to get up in your big ass.
Black Shogun
Pervman's Dick Stiffening/Cootchie Moistening Stories
I love the way Pervman tells a story. It's as if you're right there ass jacking the same hot girl yourself. It's obvious that all the hardcore chikans here are influencing each other too.
I mean, I can read parts of Pervman's stories now and see myself when he describes what he's doing to a girl's bum cheeks. I shoved my thumb/fingers up some girls' butts just because I read how Jay had
Request for Inclusion of Terms
Master Ayashi, I would like to request that the following terms be included in our Chikan Glossary:
1. Ass Jacker - a groper who specializes in chikan buttfucking.
2. Nut Butter - that's that warm, sticky, greasy stuff that an ass jacker chikan spreads on a woman's buns when he spunks in her ass crack.
3. Kiss The Sky - this is one form of expressing chikan nirvana. The chikan turns his head up to the heavens right at the exact moment that he spurts spunk onto a strange woman's body. Female chikans (chijo) may also achieve nirvana and kiss the sky when they feel a stiff dick spurt off in their butts, onto their arms, or onto other parts of their anatomy.
Black Shogun
Re: Taxcider - Caribbean Fest
The only place I'm going is to the titty bar. Then, to a concert a bit later. You'll have to tell us all about it.
Black Shogun
Chikan Terminology
If you haven't had a good laugh lately, check out the chikan glossary on the board. It's got some pretty funny stuff in it! You just have to laugh. You can access it from the menu page.
Black Shogun
Re: Anthony & Bad Boy
1. 40 Women See His Dingaling - Incredible but apparently true. Love the expressions on the faces of the girls!
2. Sorry Guys - definitely not a Shogun-class artist at what he does! Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Calling All New York City Chikans
Taxcider and other NYC chikans, the Republican National Convention will be starting in New York City next week. You should get out and hunch off on some conservative, soccer mom arse cheeks.
I now call upon all NYC chikans to chikan buttfuck a hot, right-wing bitch up the ass. I'd love to dick the dickens out of conservative talk show host Juliet Huddy's conservative booty hole (click the photo to enlarge):
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,1216,00.html
Black Shogun
Re: Krakken - Garry Groper Videos
Krakken is right on this Garry. If you really want people to see those videos, you really need to find another way to show them. Yahoo just doesn't work well enough given the number of eyeballs you're attracting.
I've been trying to look at all of them since you put them up, and I still haven't been able to do so (4 out of 5). It's too much work, and will soon drive people away, thus diminishing the impact of your groundbreaking video work.
OK . . . time to go grab some grub and rest up. Cuz you see, we goin SPUNKIN on some stripper sluts tonight! YAY-UUHHHHHHH!!!
Black Shogun
Spunking On Strippers 101
Rarely ever do I give a girl more than what the basic cost of a dance is. She would have to do something really extraordinary to get more $$$ per dance out of me. My strategy, though, is that I become a girl's "regular". That is, if a girl knows that when you come to the club you're gonna buy dances from her, and she likes you, then you might be able to get some extra mileage out of her.
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Fucked That Stripper Bitch Up!!!
OK Chikans . . . here I sit after a night at the strip club . . . my shorts still a little moist with cum. I know that's kinda gross, but I'm gonna change out of these as soon as I finish this post. Also, I know this board is about chikan and not strippers, but I gotta tell just a little bit about what happened last night. I just GOT TO! And believe me. This really is just a little bit becaus
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Re: Fucked That Stripper Bitch Up!!!
Actually, I was wearing underwear last night. I had just taken my dick out so that very little material was between my boner and them hoes ;-) I saw a dude in there with loose basketball shorts on. Motherfucker!
Black Shogun
Globe Trekker!
Justine Shapiro is in Italy on Globe Trekker! We were just talking about this. Try to catch it!
Black Shogun
Re: Kevin - Big White Booty
Thanks for the vid . . . look at how her ass cheeks jut out. Perfecto!
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Strip Club Story
Wasn't my thing at your age either. Couldn't afford it for one thing :-) Then, when I became a hardcore, ass rubbin' chikan, I found that it could serve as a nice fill-in between chikan buttfucks of girls. So, I like to go every few months or so.
Black Shogun
Re: Krakken - The Amazing Race 5
It will be on again this Saturday on CBS. I intend to watch it. If I were the producer of the show, the women would have to travel only through "high grope" countries.
Black Shogun
August 2004 Man of the Month is Garry Groper
Congrats Mr. Garry Groper. Black Shogun is nearly 100% on his recommendations for this and other awards, recommendations, etc. That's because the Shogun is fair and reasonable and knows who is deserving.
I am delighted that Garry Groper has won. Few really understand and appreciate the significance of what he has done. His work is ground-breaking on this board. He has succeeded in shaking up the chikan world.
Daring, creativity, and talent for perversion . . . these are the things that keep this board not only alive, but growing as well. Garry Groper has what it takes. I wish we could see more contact, but given the lack of a crowd, more caution is required. This is what you must do when there's no crowd.
Black Shogun
Re: Krakken - Video
Yes Garry. Please provide us with some instructions on how to find the videos once we have downloaded eMule. Thanks.
Black Shogun
Re: Opportunist - The Last Straw & The Roots Concert
Wow Opportunist. That was some post there about what you went through. I was definitely one of the guys who was wondering what had gone down. I'm glad that you realized that you were losing control, and that you did what you needed to do in order to regain it.
As you know, that happened to me shortly after I discovered this board. You get excited . . . you get revved up . . . and if you
Re: Ass Rapist - Thanks Black Shogun
People can call me many things. However, they can't call me a rapist.
Black Shogun
Re: Alfie - Indian Ass Crack in London Town
I don't know. You're better off posing your question to people who live in London. However, if I were there on holiday looking for ass, I would go to Tiger Tiger, Covent Garden, the Equinox, and the Hippodrome. Of course, there's always the packed tube trains. London has concerts too. Big ones :-) I've always wanted to ass jack beautiful, British bum at venerable Wembley Arena.
Black Shogun
Garry Groper Videos
The touching that I see in the videos really doesn't excite me all that much. It's just too light. I understand why that has to be though. It's the POTENTIAL that I see as being significant. Putting pictures and words together to get a story. This is why Mr. Garry Groper must be applauded as the daring explorer that he is. Ladies and gentleman . . . the Shogun has decided to enter the digital picture/video age. I have selected which digital camera I shall purchase.
Black Shogun
Shogun's Tips on Groping - Writing A Great Chikan Story (That Guy Has A Hard-On)
Has this ever happened to anybody before? You're in a crack packed bar, and you rub your stiff dick on a girl's butt or hip as she passes by. Then, you can clearly hear her say nonchalantly to her friend over the noise of the crowd, "That guy has a hard-on." Hehehe!
That has happened to me a few times. It's funny because you know she felt your boner, but it's as if she doesn't realize yo
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The Amazing Race Goes To India Again
I watched this year's episode of The Amazing Race in India. It wasn't nearly as good as last year's. It was funny though when the one in shorts with "Texas" written across her ass (eeeverything is big in Texas!), complained that she got grabbed. Her boyfriend said, "I'll bust that ass!" Like he was really gonna do something with all those Indians on that train. He didn't do squat.
Black Shogun
Ass Grabbin' Chris - Brazilian Booty Cheeks
Have you seen this site Ass Grabbin' Chris? Some nice Brazlian ass:
http://www.mikeinbrazil.com/main.htm?id=overt
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - Preferences For Ass
I agree with all except point 1(b). It may be easier to get away with groping a woman from behind, but that's not why I do it. I just love a woman's ass, and that's it. Some of my earliest sexual experiences were ass jacking young girls. It was good, and I always wanted more.
Besides, to grope a woman from behind is a common technique used by men of all creeds and colors around the glob
Re: Bad-Boy - West Indian Day Parade
Bad Boy, a part of what you described reminded me of something that happened last weekend. I went out "bar bumming". Nothing great went down. In fact, it was a relatively weak night of action. However, out of frustration near the end of the evening, I just shoved my dick up a girl's butt as I passed by her in a thin crowd. She was standing near the bar talking to some people, and got knocked all off balance and stuff. She had to hold onto the bar. She looked back, but everybody just took it as an accident. Right.
Black Shogun
For Brown Onion Lovers
Big round, brown onion: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - Rachel Hunter
The full story: http://www.ookiine.com/archives/000699.html Definitely a desperate amatuer.
Black Shogun
Big Butt Asian!
I saw a phat assed Asian girl the other day! I was shocked since most Asian women ain't got no ass. Actually, she looked a bit Amerasian to me. It had to be the "Amer" in her hips that gave her those bum cheeks.
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - The Real Deal Holyfields
I wouldn't go as far as to say that I personally believe everything is genuine on this board. But, based on years of experience, you certainly can have a sense for what "feels" real though.
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Humping Site
Errrrrrr . . . is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking? What's up with that site Senor Carlos??? Man! Hahaha! That sure does give the "enemies of the state" some ammo. Dang!
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - The Latest Controversy
Nobody denied that it was a dangerous thing to do. That wasn't the point. The POINT, whether it be dangerous or not, was that it DOES happen, and despite what Dr. Dry Hump or anybody else believes, people DO get away with it. THAT was the point. Nothing more, nothing less. Plenty of other aspects of what you term "classical frotteurism" are plenty dangerous too! Ask Feather the titty groper.
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Arm Humper - "Classical Frottuerism"
You said a few other things that I find to be interesting. Well, the whole line about women having limits, and what they enjoy and don't enjoy and so on. At the end of the day, when did a chikan REALLY care about what a woman enjoyed? At the end of the day, a chikan wants to get off, and that's it.
And do you really believe that all those women who wouldn't enjoy cum-stained clothes enjo
Big Arse Onion
Check out the photos . . . click on a pic and watch the movie too! I love the top middle picture. Look at how her 'lil "pannies" are all dug up all into her phat mound of a "clam". You can see the outer edges of that "bung hole" too: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Black Shogun
Re: Ninsowean - Big Butt Asian
Oh yeah??? Where have you been looking then? That's the first time I've ever heard anybody suggest that in my entire life. I mean, somebody might like Asians, but defintely not for having phat asses! I've been a butt lover all my life. Or, at least since I found that a girl's butt could be a wonderful thing.
I've even lived in Asia for 5 years :-) If I didn't see it in the homelands, I don't know where else it could be. I'm sure not seeing it here either. Anywhere I may go. My conclusion is based on years and years of observation as an ass man. Don't know what you been smokin'.
Black Shogun
Re: Ninsowean - Chi-town
Yes Ninsowean. For being such a large town, you'd think there would be more chikan action in Chicago, especially on the metro transit systems. There's gotta be a packed bar somewhere with a phat ass with your name on it . . . just for you! Also, there's always . . . concerts ;-) There's a guy who went by "Terrance" who wrote a story about getting some at a Chicago Bulls game. Gotta monthly award for it too! By the way, what does "Ninsowean" mean?
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Thinking of You
Sup Juliana??? Long time no hear from that phat ass of yours! I want some baby. You're the First Lady of Chikan!
Black Shogun
Re: Trans_Rub - Contact & In The Crack
Nice Mr. Trans_Rubber. Niiiice. As they say in the song from several years back, "This is how we do it!" I wish the pictures were clearer though. Wet hump a chick up the butt and leave a load on her ass. Then capture that on film. You'll be a national hero of the Chikans then.
Black Shogun
Trans_Rub Depicts Realities of Chikan Buttfucking
I love how Trans_Rub shows himself adjusting his stiff dick just before gettin' up in that butt crack. Proof positive of what chikan buttfuckers do! Trans_Rub ain't bullshittin'. We need to see the video! The hell with all the fake stuff.
Black Shogun
Re: Dan - Humping
Hello Dan. Welcome. I discovered this site quite by accident too about 2 years ago. Imagine that! I'd walk a mile to hump a . . . girl with a big butt ;-)
Black Shogun
Re: Pervman - Hot chick getting groped
I was at a concert where some women purposely stripped 100% naked just to flash the crowd (see "Grab Um In The Biscuits!"). I found a way to get me in a few feels and brushes after this one hot chick put her clothes back on. Got some fingers in between her butter soft bum cheeks at high risk since her skinhead World Wrestling Federation (WWF) friends were right there. I also used my patented "bump and clap" and "bump and pump" manuevers to grope her arse. I think I'll go "poop chutin" (see Terminology Section) in the bars this weekend ;-)
Black Shogun
Re: JMoney - Memorable Stories
Have you read Infamous Groper's stories? He has one where he writes about yanking a girl's underdrawers right up between her buttcheeks while at a concert . . . definitetly giving her a wedgie. Classic! Probably got some "skid marks" too! Hahahaha!!!
I love standing behind girls though and seeing them pulling their panties out from between their butt gaps too. If she's hot with a nice ass, my dick will go rock hard as I imagine my dick sinking in where her panties have already been ;-) I'm all like in my mind, "That's right bitch . . . pull your panties out from between yer buttcheeks cuz ya fixin' ta get chikan buttfucked."
Black Shogun
Re: Opportunist - The Roots (VIP) Concert
Nice stories Oppy. I was wondering when you were gonna stop leaving us hanging. I wouldn't have spunked on that girl's ass in that situation either. What, with 3 plus hours left, it would have been too easy for her or her friend to discover the cum, then contact security. But, if it had been in the dark in a packed crowd in front of the band . . . SPURT!!! I keep it real. I've never tried to
Re: Dr. Dry Hump - A Few Questions
You left out one of my favorites: Crowded Club (inside). This, along with concerts (indoor or outdoor), is my favorite. And, it depends on just how ugly I think she really is. Sometimes, you overlook the face to get the buttcheeks.
Black Shogun
Re: Opportunist - My Opinion
Agreed. AND, a concert with all those bodies packed together is a prime place to wet hump . . . if you're into that.
Black Shogun
Bar Bum
As advertised, I went out "poop chutin" the other night at the bars. Even though I didn't get to nut, I did get in some good ass hump action. There was this one fat ass brunette who I repeatedly dicked in the butt all night long. She was one of these types who just appears to be completely oblivious to what you're doing, and it seems like you can totally get away with bloody murder. Either tha
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Re: JMoney - Dr. Dry Hump's Question
Yep JMoney. Concerts are the best. But, you must pay to play. That's true. You know what they say. You get what you pay for. If you want to hump and grope girls for hours and hours on end, and shoot your load to boot, then a general admission ticket to a packed concert is defintely the way to go.
While I was dorking that brunette in her ass at the bar this weekend, I found myself fantasizing about having the same situation at a concert instead. My thick boner would have been buried way deep in that "paydirt" in the same way, only my shirt would not have been in the way, and I woulda jerk fucked her up her butt till I spunked and left a "pretty mess on her dress". Sho nuff.
Black Shogun
MsDarkSoulDesires - A Matter of Cum
Juliana, are you out there? How would you feel about a buttfucker chikan cumming on your clothes? I know that most women are like Lauren who posted here earlier who said that maybe she wouldn't mind getting a chikan's stiff dick rubbed against her big ass, but she definitely wouldn't want the cum on her clothes.
However, you're no ordinary woman, having expressed in this forum an affirmat
Opportunist - Pleated Skirts
Now that I think about it Opportunist, I believe I actually may have chikan buttfucked a girl wearing a pleated skirt. It was that pretty little blonde named "Jessica" in my story "Doin The Bum Diddly". I do remember that her skirt was plaid, but it may have also been pleated too.
And regardless of whether it was pleated or not, I definitely remember how I sunk the big head of my dick so deep down in between her buttcheeks that I could literally feel her little blonde, pink, suburban butthole. Definitely one of my best chikan buttfuck experiences of all times. I'll never forget her or how I got so deep up into her ass cheeks.
Black Shogun
Announcement - Black Shogun To Take Leave Of Absence
Black Shogun will soon be taking an extended leave of absence from this board. I'll be back I'm certain. I just don't know exactly when. There are a few things I'd like to do first however. I intend to vote for Man of the Month for September for one thing. Also, I will cast my votes for the annual awards we have on Ayashi-BBS at the end of each year. Master Ayashi, please consider those vote
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September 2004 Man of the Month
September started out long on bullshit and short on good stories. It was looking like maybe the worst month for stories I had ever seen when two people came along to save the day.
Actually, one of the two best contributions wasn't a written story at all, but rather a set of pictures from Trans_Rub of himself in action. Just the kind of thing we all would like to see more of here for sure.
Re: Pervman - Leave of Absence
Hi Pervman. It's just that a lot of things are coming together that say that I need to take a long break from the board. For one thing, I feel that my work here is done. I had a serious agenda . . . the embetterment of this board . . . and I pushed it at all cost.
You may have read it in my posts, but at the time that I discovered this board, I had made plans to really try to stop chikan
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Absentee Ballot - 2004 Annual Awards
Master Ayashi, here is my absentee ballot for the annual recognition awards to be handed out at the end of the year. I know we have 3 months left to go, but I think I've already seen enough to cast my votes. If I choose to change my mind for some reason, then I reserve the right to re-cast a vote(s) if I feel I need to:
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Pervman
MAN OF THE YEAR
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November 2004 Award
I cast a vote for Satyr. Also, I'm happy to see that things turned out OK for Herr Feather, and that Pervman has decided to try to kick the habit earlier in life rather than later.
Black Shogun
December 2004 Award - Fiction Month
Well, it would seem to me that the best stories this month had the feel of pure fiction to them. But great fiction it was! I say call December 2004 "Fiction Month" and award the following folks:
1. Mars - Wife Groped
2. Visitor - for submitting Security Guard Dream from the net
3. Tara - The Cheerleader and the Frottager
4. Groper - for submitting Subway Lesbians from the net
Black Shogun
2004 Annual Awards
I would like to resubmit my year-end votes for the Ayashi-BBS Awards:
Rookie of the Year - prodigy pervert Pervman
Man of the Year - Garry Groper, the grandpappy of the personalized picture story
Hall of Fame - Garry Groper, Pervman, and the First Lady of Chikan MsDarkSoulDesires
Recommended Webmaster's Special Mention - to MsDarkSoulDesires for her buttcheeks wiggle:
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Black Shogun
Man of the Month December 2004
I change my December 2004 vote to Senor Carlos for "Groping in elegant parties when I was a teenager." The hell with the fiction. Gimme the real shit. We can always count on a Hall of Famer to deliver the goods.
Black Shogun
Voting on Ayashi BBS
Folks if you're going to vote, please remember all the categories and try to cast your votes accordingly. You can recognize more people and spread some of the wealth around if you use all the categories we currently have available. The categories are:
1. Man of the Month (December 2004)
2. Rookie of the Year 2004
3. Man of the Year 2004
Also, please do not neglect the Hall of Fame. If you're going to vote, submit a full ballot that can help deserving contributors get the recognition that they deserve. Lastly, we've had a webmaster's "special mention" award the last two years. If you think somebody deserves a special mention, why not throw that in too? So come on people. Don't do a half-assed job . . . get out the (complete) vote!
Black Shogun
Meaning of "Rookie of the Year"
"Rookie of the Year" refers to the best newcomer in a particular endeavor. It's the typical method used to recognize athletes who are new, such as a new professional baseball player for example, who have had a big impact in their particular sport. In other areas of entertainment, such as in the music world, you might refer to "Best New Artist" or something like that. It means the same thing.
Getting To "Yes"
I don't know about other forms of Chikan, but over 20 years of practice proves to me (it's not a guess . . . it's years of field data) that no more than 1 woman in 10 openly says "yes" to being chikan buttfucked. That's a mere 10%. I said "openly" . . . meaning a clear and unambiguous sign of acceptance.
That's not to say that you can't get away with successfully chikaning a much higher p
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The Numbers Game
Back in December 2002, I wrote a piece entitled "It's All In The Numbers" wherein I referred to a "1 out of 20" ratio. I just wanted to point out that I was talking about something a bit different then.
I stick to my claim that if you're a damn good and perverted chikan ass jacker, then you have a great chance of getting an unmistakable "yes" out of your buttfucked prey about 1 out of ever
To The Latin Groper & Others
Thank you for your vote Senor Carlos. I am proud to have received such recognition from a Hall of Famer like yourself. However, I must say that I do not seek, and nor shall I accept, another term as Ayashi BBS Man of the Year. At least not for the year 2004. Somebody else must be awarded that rank along with all of its standing and privileges within the Nation of Chikan.
I'm still on wh
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Big Blonde Brazilian Buttcheeks
Here's to you AssGrabbinChris! Watch the black man grip, kiss, and slap the pink, fleshy, white buttocks cheeks of this big, phat ass Brazilian blonde babe. Don't just look at the pics . . . click on one and see the film clip!
http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Black Shogun
More Brazilian Booty Cheeks
I met a girl from Venezuela who was living in Miami who looked a lot like this big booty Brazilian here. The girl wanted to give me her number and start dating! Oh, if only I lived in Miami! But, I was just a passin through!
http://www.onionbooty.com/archives/onion-booty-popozuda.htm
Black Shogun
Do The Math
Well if I did quote 15%, which I don't recall doing at all and would be interested in knowing exactly which post you are referring to, then it is you who quibbles over a mere 5% since I'm saying 10% now. If this is a bad thing, then you are no better than I am since you're doing EXACTLY the same thing . . . quibbling over 5%.
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Hall of Fame/Special Mention
Great minds think alike . . . well . . . mostly.
Black Shogun
2004 Was A Very Fine Year For Ayashi BBS!
As the sun sets on the end of 2004, I must say that it was yet another stellar year for Ayashi BBS! We had many new personalities show up adding new life and vitality to the board. People such as Pervman, br0wn5huga, and MsDarkSoulDesires, just to name a few. And of course, veterans such as Vancouver Chikan, Ozzi Groper, and Opportunist made their presence felt.
Black Shogun will not go
Master Ayashi Confirms One-Man-One-Vote System
Well, if a person really doesn't care about such things, then from their standpoint, why should it matter if a person voted 1 time or 100 times? He doesn't care. Right? The truth is that I haven't met a person yet who didn't appreciate being recognized for the efforts they've put into doing something they cared about. Never.
The same thing applies to even a chikan. We may be bad people
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Gentlebrush!
Hello Gentlebrush my friend! It's so very good to see you again. I have thought of you often over all of the entire last year, and I'm happy to know you're alive and well! If you got any good stories, let's hear 'um! And even if not, I'm still pleased as punch to hear from you!
Black Shogun
Gentlebrush - The Old Ayashi BBS Gang
Gentlebrush, there was a time when virtually all the current Hall of Famers were here at roughly the same time. Masher, Infamous Groper, and Moshpit Groper had long moved on before the Hall was formed, but it had to be the most exciting time ever in this board's history when so many of the greats were here and reading and/or writing at the same time. I call it the "Golden Age" of Ayashi BBS. It
Gentlebrush - The Old Ayashi BBS Gang
Gentlebrush, there was a time when virtually all the current Hall of Famers were here at roughly the same time. Masher, Infamous Groper, and Moshpit Groper had long moved on before the Hall was formed, but it had to be the most exciting time ever in this board's history when so many of the greats were here and reading and/or writing at the same time. I call it the "Golden Age" of Ayashi BBS. It
Carlos - Elegant Venezolanas
Senor Carlos, as I expected, you are clearly a very well-educated, worldly man who more than likely earns a very good living. What happened in your relationship with your new girlfriend? Still seeing her?
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Last Concert 2004
That was a good story Gentlebrush. I like how you described how that one girl turned her head partly around as you creamed in her butt crack. I had a similar experience where a girl jerked her head around to the side just as I spermed with my dick in her ass, and lunged all up on her back and stuff with orgasm. I wrote about that in my story "Inaugural Nut" . . . the first time I ever used chikan to spunk against a strange girl at a show. Can't wait to read about the club you went to! Senor Carlos and Gentlebrush kicking 2005 off right . . . real chikans with real shit! Now where'd you learn about them there concerts Brush ;-) LOL!
Black Shogun
Buns and Roses
Hahaha Gentlebrush! That's some funny shit! My boy said he gonna get the booty crack of another guy's date for free and then go home happy, while the boyfriend wines her and dines her and if he's lucky, gets a little peck on the cheek at the end of the evening! Heeheehee! If we weren't chikans, you'd just have to call us plain old cheap! LOL!
Black Shogun
Gentlebrush To Become a "Bar Bum" Like Me
OK Gentlebrush, but please be careful! And remember rule #1 . . . don't get greedy! The place sounds like it gets good and crowded and has some tight spots where it gets jammed up a bit. Also, the dance floor sounds really small. If it gets packed, you have a good chance of getting some buttcheeks out there. Especially if you dress nice and are an OK looking guy :-) Also, try to always have
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Re: Gentlebrush - Goin' "Poop Chutin" At the Bar
Yeah, case the joint real good and make sure you understand how crowd dynamics work in the place. You're on to something, though, with that line of people trying to go to the bathroom and how it seems to get held up in the crowd. I would be like Carlos and definitely try to work that "line-up". To get some ideas for strategy and tactics, read "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck", "The Wet Bar", and "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call". Every club and situation is different, but you might be able to find something in those stories you can try out. Goodnight my friend.
Black Shogun
Re: Butt Trainer - Job Opportunities
Butt Trainer, there's something about squatting down and giving it to a woman that's very exciting to me. There's a story that I wrote way back when where I talked about using a technique I call the "squat and lift" to buttfuck a big booty blonde at a concert. In fact, the story is called "Big Booty Blonde". Being a trainer, you might enjoy reading about Black Shogun's own brand of "squats". LOL! You can find it quickly by going to the Hall of Fame and looking at the early entries for me. There's also a definition in the site's terminology section, which is very funny and a blast to read. Good luck with your own big booty blonde :-) Too bad you can't nut in their plump asses.
Black Shogun
Butt Trainer - A Question
Say Butt Trainer, I don't know exactly what kind of gear you wear when you work out, but is it possible to wear underwear underneath some dark clothing? That way, maybe you could spudge in these women's deep ass cracks without the wetness showing up so much. I know from experience that without underwear, even if you're wearing some jet black spandex, the cum can be very noticeable. When I first started concert buttfucking, I tried wearing some spandex type stuff to outdoor shows, and it was good. I've worn spandex and been dick to booty hole crack against girls wearing spandex or other thin clothing! I stopped wearing the spandex because it was too hard to adjust muh dick in um! Hahaha! Just wantin' ya to blow on that ass dude (and tell us about it)!
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - 2004 Annual Awards
Master Ayashi, thanks for implementing all of my recommendations for this year's awards. Over the past two years, I have made many, many, many recommendations with virtually all of them having been accepted and approved by you. I'm proud to have an outstanding record of working successfully with you to improve and build upon your life's work.
Black Shogun
Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Just Stoppin'
A belated season's greetings Juliana! Or should I say . . . "sister". LOL! You have just become a part of chikan HISTORY by gaining admission into the Ayashi BBS Chikans Hall of Fame :-) Just what we needed. There's just no way that "vanilla milkshake" could be denied!
Black Shogun
Re: Retina - Voyeurism and Groping
It sounds like you have a very intriguing group going there Retina. And I LOVE the handle. Perfect for a voyeur! And you're definitely going about it the right way too. One recommendation that I have not been able to get Master Ayashi to accept is that everybody here should be required to register in order to post, without exception. No registration, no posts. And if you register but cause problems for the community, then your ass is kicked out . . . no questions asked. That would definitely address my main beef about what's wrong with this board. But, it's still the best chikan site in the entire English-speaking world!
Black Shogun
What Senor Carlos Should Do
I think Carlos the Latin Groper should try to chikan buttfuck his girlfriend. Senor Carlos should leave work at the same time with his girlfriend and take the train in Caracas to go to a place for drinks and dinner. Hopefully, the trains would be broken down and delayed that day causing big crowds. When a train finally did show up, all the people would be crushed like sardines. Don Carlos woul
The Kingdom and The Nation Open Political Ties
I am glad that Master Ayashi has deemed it wise to strike up this relationship with your "Kingdom" Retina. I can see that you are a man who feels passionately about what it is that you do. Many attacked and ridiculed Black Shogun for introducing the REALITY of the existence of the underground Nation of Chikan in this place, but that is only because they do not share my unique passion. However,
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Re: Butt Trainer - answers to the masters
Well Butt Trainer, I respect your decision regarding the blonde. But i
