nice photo!

Pervman, nice shot! Where'd you find that one? I've got to tell you, it reminds me of something that happened to me last year. I was at a show, indoors, not a huge place, but very crowded. College girls galore (it was in a college town, I drove an hour to get there) crowd-surfing. I got my nut off early near the front row with a little bitch who kept stomping on my toes, trying to get me to stop. Anyway, I was kind of mad, and was just grabbing these surfing girls pretty indiscriminately. Eventually I decided to leave, but on my way out, a seriously hot girl went up. I saw her get lifted, and she came right over me, and I made a bad mistake. I grabbed at her shirt and just tugged it. Hard! But I was too far back in the crowd, and she rolled down, and then she punched me in the face. Hard. The guys who lifted her were right there, watching, and I didn't know if they had seen me grab, if they were her friends, or what. So I just got the hell out of there as fast as I could. On the way out to the parking lot, people seemed to be staring at me, but I wasn't sure if I was being paranoid. Then I felt that my face seemed wet. Turns out there was quite a lot of blood. She'd gotten me over my eye, kind of to the side of my eyebrow, and the collar of my shirt was really bloody. I drove to a 7-11, got a bag of ice, and drove home with it on my head. Luckily, my wife was asleep. I disposed of the clothes, showered, and made up a story about the big bruise.

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