Chikan Love Song

A good while ago, I made out like Puff Daddy and sampled somebody else's shit to come up with me a song! LOL! For only the second time ever, the Shogun would like to officially re-release one of his classic pieces, in honor of our resident female MsDarkSoulDesires . . . Juli. Hey, it ain't like we go together now! Hahaha!

Chikan Love Song adapted from 50 Cent's "21 Questions" on the "Get Rich or Die Tryin" CD.

Giiirrrlll!
Can I rub it between your cheeks?
Can I scrub it in your butt?
Will you please back that round thang up?
Your ass gives me a chi-kan nut!

Giiirrrlll!
Can we can do it on a sleek bullet train?
Can we can do it on the rickety old bus?
Can we can do it on the packed techno dance floor?
With people all around us!

Giiirrrlll!
How about on a fast moving aeroplane?
Or at a huge and loud stadium rock concert?
In a discount store at a super mega mall?
Babe your bum is my dessert!

Giiirrrlll!
So many, many people.
They can't even begin to understand.
But this is why I'll always love you.
Forever holding your beautiful and delicate hand!

Giiirrrlll!
Would you still have love for me?
Even if my eyes were to begin to stray?
Say like if I eyeballed some phat booty britches?
Hey babe, they just happened to come wobbling my way!

Giiirrrlll!
You know I'm only human.
And we all make mistakes.
But your plump shiny heiney all in my face.
No other chick could ever successfully replace!

Giiirrrlll!
If I were down and out and didn't have a job?
Would you still push that onion booty back?
Would you still let me burrow in like a big wiggle worm?
Really way, way deep all up in your warm pooty hole crack?

Giiirrrlll!
Now there is no need for us to be ashamed about any of this.
Cuz this is all about us for us.
Our chikan games are nobody else's bidness!
So hurry now honey here comes the number 29A crosstown autobus!

Giiirrrlll!
Can I rub it between your cheeks?
Can I scrub it in your butt?
Will you please back that round thang up?
Your ass gives me a chi-kan nut!


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