Memorable Comments No.26

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Heather (Tue 05 Aug 2003 13:37:24 GMT)

my new found friends..

Sho, me a woman? (just kiddin')..Well, I guess you'll just have to type with caution and follow your "intuition" on that one.As far as finding this site,while having lunch at a table outside my office bldg., a guy was telling us that he was redoing his foyer which was a wooden entry way.He didn't know if he could sand the boards as he thought they were only laminent.He was told to look up 'frottin

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Dirty Uncle (Tue 05 Aug 2003 18:56:08 GMT)

Record Crowd

A UK rock concert has been in the news this weekend amidst reports of overcrowding and safety fears. A top act played before 375,000 people over three days. Some reports claim that the safety figure of 125,000 people per day was exceeded by around 75,000 people on Friday.

I was in the crowd on Friday and it was packed solid. The crush was immense and lots of people were becoming very edgy a

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Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 19:45:33 GMT)

Re: Dirty Uncle - Record Crowd

Hey Unc. Perhaps you should seek out a smaller venue next time hosting a popular band. You might enjoy that even more. As I told somebody before, when it comes to a crowd, it's not just size that matters. Density is more important. A super packed crowd of several hundred can be just as good or better than thousands milling about at a concert.

Black Shogun

Arm Humper (Tue 05 Aug 2003 23:50:13 GMT)


You asked about the way I go about humping women's arms on the bus. When I was a teen, I used to leave a little distance between myself and the woman and thrust my erection into her arm. If you do it that way people are likely to notice, but I didn't frot that often then, and I got away with it. Now I stand up closer to her so that no one will see that I have an erection and I make small movemen

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Gentlebrush (Wed 06 Aug 2003 02:18:47 GMT)

Re. Arm Humper

Thanks Arm humper for your response. This kind of chikaning is kind of new to me and new to the board. It seem like an interesting way of humping women arms and shoulders at least you have a better ankle to see there face as your humping them. I love to see a pretty face when I cum. I guess the bad part about that worry me is getting hit in the ball with there arm and elbow. I Would think they h

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Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 03:01:07 GMT)

Re: Guest (Plagiarist) - Subway Ride On The El

Here's a link to where "Guest's" story about the Chicago El came from

Black Shogun

(Webmaster) see selected sensual stories for the original story.

Guest (Wed 06 Aug 2003 08:10:07 GMT)


Wasn't plagiarising! The author IS supposed to be JenniferO according to the web site. Don't get your knickers all in a knot! Shogun! you're such an agressive and violent b...! i'd hate to get get humped by you!

Just thought the group would be interested... that's all! Even left the
Maybe i shoulda just refered you guys to the link:

You've lost my contributions. Bye.

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 12:33:42 GMT)

Guest The Plagiarist

We've lost nothing in contributions from you since you apparently have nothing original to add. As Nanbread would say, "that story is older than the hills" . . . BYE! Master Ayashi has said time and again . . . please CITE where you get stuff from if you're gonna post something not written by yourself. And you talking about who you want to get humped by and who you don't . . . like you have a choice in it! LOL! Who wants to hump a plagiarist anyway?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 13:08:13 GMT)

About Plagiarism

Plagiarism . . . it's a very, very simple thing to commit . . . and avoid. If you write ANYTHING that belongs to somebody else and hold it out to another as your own writing (even simply by not acknowledging where you got it from with mere silence), then you have plagiarized. It's that simple. Ask the many who have been kicked out of university for plagiarism over the decades. As with the law,

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nanbread (Wed 06 Aug 2003 17:48:25 GMT)


I think SHE is 'pulling everyones plonker' lol..

Heather is either a bloke or a young teenage girl winding everyone up

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 17:54:19 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Heather

Well, I thought it was worth a try brother Nanbread. Imagine . . . having an opportunity to have an open and frank discussion with a woman who you don't know who is ready to converse freely about all aspects of the "practice." Jokes on me. Knew it had to be too good to be true, but I had to see if I could make something extremely rare and unlikely to occur in a forum like this happen. Keeps it all interesting and amuses the "gallery" for sure.

Black Shogun

VancouverChikan (Wed 06 Aug 2003 18:05:12 GMT)

Re: JenniferO

Actually, I don't really care if a story posted on this board is plagiarised or not...I just read it and if I feel that I have read it before somewhere, I just move big deal. After all, we are not submitting contributions which will count towards a degree or diploma in chikanning..:-)))) Get real, guys!!!

Also, brother Shogun seems to be the only one visibly upset! So, let's

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British Transport Police (Wed 06 Aug 2003 21:11:09 GMT)

We are Watching You

Don't think you havent been spotted on CCTV. Its only a matter of time before we catch you.

What might seem like a harmless rub is indescent assault. You can end up in prison for such offenses.

Inspector Callaghan

British Secret Service (Wed 06 Aug 2003 22:20:32 GMT)

Inspector Callahan - Final Notice

And you too are being watched Inspector DickInHand. Your lack of investigative talent has been made a mockery of by the one named "Gentlebrush." All the chikans and perverts on this board are laughing in your face. You had better start doing your job and catch these bum humping sex fiends, or else you shall be subject to losing your meager pension.

Also, you must establish a working rela

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Arm Humper (Wed 06 Aug 2003 23:52:48 GMT)

Gentlebrush re rubbing shoulders

No one has ever hit me in the balls. It helps if you are polite; if the woman shows displeasure I stop and look for one who doesn't. In any case you can't force yourself on a seated woman. I'm not sure that classical approach from behind is any safer. There have been reports on this board of women in high heels stepping on men's feet; they have also pushed back hard against frotteurs. The Masher once got stabbed in the leg with a pencil, and women have also been known to use pins and knitting needles to defend themselves. But I also know the pleasures of the classical method, and might try it soon for the sake of variety. The last time I did it that way was in June.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 00:05:58 GMT)

Arm Humper Defines A Specialty

Arm Humper, you give new meaning to "put your back into it" with that shoulder humping technique of yours.

Black Shogun

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 01:24:11 GMT)


I would like to take the credit for 'defining the speciality' of shoulder humping but I can't. I did a search and found that Master Frotteur wrote a story in January of (I think) this year where he details the pleasures of the practice much more thoroughly than I have. He mentions feeling the feminine plumpness of a woman's arm and notes that you can look at her legs and breasts and see her body moving in response to your movements. MF also talks about reading some other similar stories on this board and I have come across a handful tonight.

Ozzi Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 14:37:27 GMT)

Some of my Arm Humping experiences

My "career" as a Frotter started with arm humping. When I was in my teens, I had the desire to be fondled by women or girls, and decided that rubbing up against the arms of women sitting in the tram would be a way to determine their interest in my starved, yet over-masturbated penis. I would scan the available women and then make my way to stand by their side. The practice of scanning of the women

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 15:21:38 GMT)

Re: Ozzi - Happy With Any Part?

I have to disagree with you there Ozzi. For me, at the end of the day, the ONLY part of the female anatomy that matters to me when it comes to chikan is BUM CHEEKS (_*_)! PHAT, ROUND . . . MMMM, MMMM, MMMM!!! I could care less about arms, shoulders, legs, thighs, ankles . . . even cootchie and titty "bits." Gimme da CRACK in da BACK RACK. And as you can see, I have been a very committed chikan. For me, any other "part" might only be considered a "bonus." If it wasn't about the BUTT, then it would have done nothing for me. Nada. To each his own.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 15:28:03 GMT)

Question for Experienced Arm Humpers

Many moons ago, we established on this board that about 1 in every 20 women will submit to and enjoy being bum humped. In the estimation of you "arm limb humpers" out there, what is the ratio of "success" in terms of women being willing to accept your advances? Every practice is different.

Black Shogun

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 16:18:24 GMT)

Defining a speciality

Many thanks Shogun and Gentlebrush for your kind remarks about me and my stories. I will try to keep them coming. Concerning your reply to the Ozzi Groper, people have sometimes remarked that black men's interest in women tends to be focussed on their backsides, and the race certainly has some fine specimens perhaps because more men chose women well endowed in that department to reproduce with. I

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Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 16:46:46 GMT)

Succes rates

This is a question that interests me. I haven't read the article that established the figure of 1 out of 20 for willing humpees, but I noted that Jay once put forward that statistic. But Consensual said that he had a success rate of 20 to 30%, that is between 1 out of 5 and 1 out of 3 women responded favourably to him. I used to keep records (now lost) over periods of several months and I found that the figure of about 1 out of 3 was constant. These encounters involved mainly but not exclusively arm humping. My suspicion is that nonconsensual humpers underestimate the number of willing humpees out there. Master Frotteur once said that in something like 10 years he had never come across a woman who liked being frotted.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:01:36 GMT)

Preference For Bums Based On Race

Arm Humper, I do think that there are differences along racial/ethnic lines in terms of a preference for a woman's backside. Now, where these differences come from, all I can say is that it has to be a cultural thing. And what shapes one culture to find one thing attractive and another culture to find some other thing attractive, I don't know. We'd need an anthropologist and/or a sociologist to

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:04:51 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - MF on Success Rates

And as Jay once said to MF, he must be doing something that women don't like. Or, let's face it, many women may not find a particular person to be attractive. You my boy MF, but we gotta analyze it the way we sees it. Even you admitted that these factors could be at play with regard to your humping.

Black Shogun

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:14:46 GMT)

The origins of frotteurism

The little that I have been able to read on this topic says that the practice dates back to introduction of public transportation in big cities in the second half of the 19th century. But I'm wondering if it din't start when the waltz became (scandalously) fashionable around 1815. Men now had the chance to press themselves against their partners. Perhaps there are some references to this in the porn of the time? In the Caribbean during later 19th century at black dances they sometimes used to turn off the lights at the end of the entertaiment so that the dancers could have what was called a 'dark wrestle'. I suspect that frotting (during dancing) was going on in this part of the world before it caught on in Europe and America (on trains and buses).

Ozzi Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:46:38 GMT)

Re: The origins of frotteurism

I would suggest that frotting began wherever there was a tight crowd... long before public transport, concerts and parades gave us regular venues.

I have done well in the foyers of theatres, at store sales where there are many crowded around some sale item... we con't always need public transport.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:48:47 GMT)

Women Like It Different Places

There is no question in my mind that women can get aroused from the feel of a stiff, erect penis pressing on many different parts of their bodies. For example, I have had more than one girlfriend tell me that they liked the feel of my hard penis pressed against their stomachs . . . as when we would be standing pressed tightly together and kissing or something.

I had one woman tell me that

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:52:30 GMT)

The History of Frotting

I always thought frotting started in the stone age when a neanderthal man saw somebody of the other persuasian bending over to collect some water from a river :-))) Anybody remember that scene in Mel Brooks' movie "History of the World"? I know I date myself but . . . .

Black Shogun

Ozzi Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:59:36 GMT)

Re: Succes rates

I think the success rates could sometimes be skewed toward success. I know that I often select likely partners because I expect (and hope) they will be consensual. Of late, since I switched to almost exclusively approaching asian girls, my success rate has sky rocketed.

I think there are many variables such as how the females were brought up, religiosity, strictness, the company they keep, the experiences they have had, sexual accidents when they were young, their attitudes to sexual encounters and experiences, what they have come across in literature or on the net, cultural mores and norms, etc. When measuring success rates, we should also take in to account the city and country. For example, I would suggest we would have more success in Istanbul, than we might in Manchester.

Ozzi Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 18:03:49 GMT)

Re: History of Frotting

I think a woman bending over arouses in all of us the animal side... how many times have you seen horses, cows, dogs mount their opposit sex just to rub their penis over the backside... but leading to a good shtoop!

groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 18:14:55 GMT)


Hey guys...the success rate, if you are discreet is quiet high....1:3 seems to be the correct one...keep it up guys, there are lot of bums waiting for you...

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 18:31:02 GMT)

Racial preferences

I will read your story, Shogun, after typing this. It just occurred to me that in Africa itself many men prefer pleasantly plump women because this is seen as a sign of good health, and, in ancient Egypt, a certain amount of fat was regarded as a sign of prosperity. Now, when a woman puts on weight her butt tends to become more fat than when a man does the same, so the tendency for many black men to prefer prominent butts might be explicable in this way. By the way, there was a time on this board when men kept admiring Jennifer Lopez's ass. I know that she is called a latina, but it seems to me that there a good few cases, such as hers maybe, where terms like black and latino overlap.

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:35:00 GMT)

Origins of frotteurism

I agree that men could have had a rub whenever there was a tight crowd but I am not sure that the practice of repeatedly achieving orgasm by pressing against female strangers would have possible in the West before say 1800 on a large enough scale to justify using the term 'frotteurism'. The population of England, for example, at that time was only about 5 million and most of these were scattered throughout the countryside. Relatively long bus rides gave men the time to bring the act to a 'proper' conclusion. Now, frottage or body fucking, as someone termed it, is as old as the hills, but frotteurism normally requires that the participants be strangers.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:47:39 GMT)

History of Gropers

Hi Guru ! Hi Black Shogun, Nanbread, Ricky Merry, Dr. Iron Dick, Gentlebrush and the rest of the gang.

I recall reading some articles on the internet of groping happening on crowded trains in the 1970's.

The history of groping is such a fascinating subject. I mean its such a thin line to draw between a groper who happens to cop a feel of girls arse in a bar, night club and someone who chooses to palm a girl on a crowded train.

Should gropers fall into the category of perverts and criminals. If groping really is a crime. Why not arrest all those drunken men who pinch womens bottoms in night clubs ?.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:54:19 GMT)

Black Shogun - chunky chickens

Hi Shogun,

I like a woman with a bit of mean around the waist. That way I have somthing to hold onto when I squash up tight against her backside corrrrrrrrr.

I call these women chunky chickens. My favourite are the chunky chicken blonde english girls in business suits corrrrrrrrrrr. They are so chunky, meaty and have softy bubbly butts corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrr.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:59:28 GMT)

Paki Bottom Groper Speaks!

Welcome back PBG! Good to see you again. Liked the little snippet you wrote about the Spanish girl and the Swedish girl. And we've talked about that thin line before . . . the guy in the bar has to be drunk to cop a feel while the chikan does it totally sober . . . and for that, he is labeled an incorrigible sexual deviant and threat to society. Is the drunk arse pincher no less a deviant? It was in him all the while . . . he just needed the alcohol as an excuse to let it out. I see people chikaning in bars and dance clubs all the time.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:18:12 GMT)

"Success Ratio" Versus "Like It Ratio"

I just wanted to make sure that we're comparing apples to apples and oranges to oranges here. The 1 in 20 ratio I mentioned has nothing to do with the "success" of the chikan per se. Rather, it has to do with how often a "butt hump specialist" chikan might expect that the woman might actually like what he is doing and show signs of participating in some fashion, even if small.

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:43:32 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Racial Preference For Plump

You have a point there about a preference for plumpness in women on the African continent, particularly sub-Saharan Africa. However, I note that there was a time in history when the European also desired plumpness and found it to be beautiful.

This depiction of "plump beauty" can be easily seen in the famous (and not so famous) paintings of the European masters (and wannabes) in museums and art galleries. You can quite easily see naked and half-naked plump women being presented as the standard for beauty. Somewhere along the line, things changed for the European.

Black Shogun

PS The only place where I like um plump is in the booty . . . this is what gives women that "bubble butt" or "onion booty" look and appeal.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:47:57 GMT)

The Way It Should Be

Now this, my friends, is how this board should be. Intelligent and interesting discussions related to the practice of chikan . . . with plenty of hot and raunchy original "buttfuck stories" (or whatever anatomy part you like) thrown in to get the blood coursing through those veins! Praise the Lord (or rather Satan I guess) and keep the stories and commentary coming!

Black Shogun!!!

Arm Humper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 23:03:41 GMT)

Success Ratios

I don't want to be going on all the time on the issue of consent, but in the case of the Ozzi Groper and myself where women normally have a choice and know what you are doing, if they let you have your way, then you should be able to say that they liked, or at least tolerated it. So for me the success ratio and the like-it ratio are the same. Positve signs of enjoyment, though, are rare and certainly in my experience no higher than 5% if so high.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 23:38:51 GMT)

Chikan Definition Of Success

When it comes to the practice of chikan, what constitutes a "success" can be a very subjective thing, and that's fine. I think that's the way it should be. Every "practice" is different. Now when a woman knows what you are doing and let's you have your way, there can be no doubt that she is "tolerating" your advances. However, I don't think it's fair or legitimate at all to equate "tolerance"

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Ozzi Groper (Fri 08 Aug 2003 03:05:37 GMT)

Re: Chikan Definition Of Success

I think Black Shogun has a point. "Tolerance" and "liking it" are not the same. I have chikaned, groped and humped many Asian women (amoung others) who I am certain are "tolerant" and politely let me have my way - so long as I am never rough and out of their bounds of tolerance. As to "liking it", I would need some positive response... be it a look, or leaning back into me, or her groping hand, or making it easier for me.... or whatever!

The percentages would be vastly diverse.

Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 12:32:33 GMT)

Asian Women

Ozzi . . . these Asian women that you chikan . . . are they "Asian" or "Asian American" or "Asian 'something else'"? I don't see any real differences between Asian American women and other American women in terms of tolerance levels. Maybe somebody who has chikaned far more Asian, Asian American, Asian Canadian, etc. knows of differences.

Black Shogun

PS Two of the most beautiful women I have ever met were Asian . . . one Indian and one Japanese.

Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 18:20:35 GMT)

And The "Chunky Chicken Award" Goes Too . . .

Paki Bottom Groper, she may not be blonde, but here's the one I want to do the "chunky chicken" with. Look at Connery trying to inch up on those bum cheeks :-)!!! GAWD I want some British "jerk (fuck) chunky chicken!"

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Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 18:35:42 GMT)

Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Actually, I once had a girlfriend from Canada who looked like Zeta-Jones . . . facially, bodywise, everything . . . only, her hair was curlier. When we would go to bed, she would turn onto her side and pull her fleshy buttcheeks apart, and then I would bone her DEEP in her "chunky chicken arsehole."

She qualifies as "chunky chicken" in my mind cuz Canada is surely a part of the UK :-) Anyway, sometimes I would close my eyes and fantasize that I WAS in Catherine's poop chute as my boner twitched and shot spermies into my girl's lower intestine.

Black Shogun

Guest-Bad Boy (Fri 08 Aug 2003 23:36:11 GMT)

Lady on the train

I had an interesting train ride today. I'm waiting for the train and a chick and her man come onto the platform. I was reading this book my boy lent me(Motown:money,sex,and power, you gotta read it)when I got the feeling someone was staring at me, I look up and it's the chick checking me out while her man is peeking down the tunnel for the train, she was not pretty at all, dark complexion, a littl

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arm humper (Fri 08 Aug 2003 23:55:14 GMT)


It seems to me that since the taboo against having sex with strangers is so strong, that women who permit strangers to have (a form of) sex with them when they can easily say no, must derive at least some degree of pleasure from the activity that they allow. I don't think that you should conclude that the woman disliked what she freely let you do just because she didn't grab your dick. In some cases there may be a mixture of conflicting feelings. Yes toleration and enjoyment normally have different meanings, but if the woman does nothing to suggest that she disliked being humped when she could have said no, then I think that the consensual humper can consider the encounter to be a success.

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 00:17:01 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Success

I didn't say it wasn't a success . . . and I didn't say that one should conclude that a woman dislikes what she freely let's you do :-) I said call it a "success" if you will, but absent some form of valid evidence establishing otherwise, you have no legitimate basis for saying that she liked it . . . OR that she disliked it for that matter. It's all normally too ambiguos, which means that concluding that she liked/disliked it is nothing more than a guessing game. I rest.

Black Shogun

arm humper (Sat 09 Aug 2003 00:33:55 GMT)

Of arms and the man

Maybe shoulder humping is a speciality and subpractice, but I think it is possible to place too much emphasis on the physical aspects of frotteurism when making categorizations. The same sexual action can be veiwed in very different ways depending on the circumstances. For example, a man screwing his wife and a man doing exactly the same thing to an underaged girl. It might be more profitable to use the attitudes of the humper and the humpee to the act as a definer. Then you have (a) consensual humping which is like casual or anonymous sex, (b) nonconsensual humping which has something in common with rape, and (c) stealth humping, where the woman is sleeping or otherwise unaware. This is comparable to solitary sex.

arm humper (Sat 09 Aug 2003 01:33:12 GMT)


I read your story Begginings and as usual enjoyed your colloquial style ('knock her down and fuck her'). I think that you did not answer the thrust of my argument which is that, given the strong taboo, freely given permission can be taken as a 'legitimate' and 'valid' sign that she liked it. Remember that I was also responding to some points that the Ozzi Groper made.

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 03:23:17 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - The Case Revisited

I dismissed that aspect of your argument without addressing it since I find it to be invalid on it's face :-) And again, it's more of the same of you jumping from some posited theory to a conclusion that allegedly supports that theory . . . while leaving out the required analysis in between that may or may not support the conclusion drawn as being valid.

When you do this, I try to do the

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Guest (Sat 09 Aug 2003 03:38:49 GMT)


every woman i've ever known hashad mixed emotions over every damn thing

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 03:51:06 GMT)

Re: Guest - What A Woman Wants

There ya go guest!!! Touche! Women can't even explain how the hell they feel themselves! So how the hell are we supposed to know??? Just grab um in the biscuits!!!

Black Shogun

Ozzi Groper (Sat 09 Aug 2003 10:32:11 GMT)

Re: Asian Women

Shogun. I mean Asian women. In Australia, we have Ozzie Asians: people who have been here for generations. But when I refer to Asian women, I am referring to those who have not been here more than say 10-15 years. The others have already been westernized and react similarly to the everyone else.

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 11:32:19 GMT)

Campbell's Chunky Soup

Paki Bottom Groper, you have introduced a new concept to me regarding chikan . . . that of the "chunky chicken." I like it so much that it will take several weeks for me to get it out of my head. Why, now everytime that I see a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup, all I can think about is "British Chunky Chicken." Everybody sing along in a little karaoke now (especially you Yanks who know the tune):

Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
RUUUUDE British Chunky Chicken Is

Black Shogun

PS I guess I do have a food fixation . . . "hot dogs" and "biscuits" and "chunky chicken" and "hershey highways" and "crack snacks". For me, I guess chikan has been like some tasty thing to eat.

chikaner (Sun 10 Aug 2003 01:00:01 GMT)

quitting chikan

For chikans interested to quit, i can attest that a drug by the name of paxil works well. i know a chikan who took it and he has no longer the slightest desire to chikan. see ure doctor regarding that med. Chikaner.

arm humper (Sun 10 Aug 2003 16:27:18 GMT)

ratios of success

I think that the scene in the recent story 'Northeast USA' where the girl was beating the tambourine while the guy stroked himself in front of her was classic. I could see it being used in a film. I also liked the way bad boy expressed his enjoyment of our pastime in his last post. On a different note, I wil say that Shogun is right: I do sometimes omit logical steps in my arguments, because I d

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guest (Sun 10 Aug 2003 17:04:00 GMT)

chunky chicken women

I like this new concept of the chunky chicken women.

I am sure the chunky chicken woman is not just restriced to the UK.

What about chunky chicken women in the US, Japan, Oz ?.

Which chikans here like chunky chicken women ?

New York Sex Beast (Sun 10 Aug 2003 17:53:19 GMT)

chunky chicken women

In the US we have lots of chunky chicken women to breed with. They are nice and meaty.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 10 Aug 2003 18:00:11 GMT)

Classification of women - chunky chicken

Hi Shogun, Guru, Gentlebrush, Nanbread and the rest of the gang.

In london we have lots of dishy chunky chicken women.

My definition of a chunky chicken is a girl with some meat on her waist and big meaty buttocks. When I hold a woman in my arms I like something to hold onto.

Black Shogun, your sub classification of women into each variety is very good.

However I see the term chunky chicken woman as a universal meaning any woman that meets the criteria can be categorised as a chunky chicken.

What are your thoughts on this chikan friends ?

Ricky Merry (Mon 11 Aug 2003 17:03:04 GMT)

chunky chicken V Fatties

Members of the forum should not confuse a chunky chikan woman with a fat woman.

A chunky chicken woman as PBG rightly says is a woman with the meat in the right places. Big bubbly chunky buttocks, big bazookas etc.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 11 Aug 2003 20:05:48 GMT)

chunky chicken women

Hi Guru, Ricky, Shogun, Nanbread,

I agree with Ricky Merry. One must not confuse chunky chicken women with fatty women. Fatty women are chunky in the wrong places.

Doc (Fri 15 Aug 2003 03:35:08 GMT)


while u think what you're doing is harmless, u violate the trust God places in you to respect His female creations. I pity u because it's apparant that u can't enjoy a natural intercourse due to the blindness of your perversions.Trust me when I say that your arrousals in 'frotteurism', are only an attempt to force yourselves on a female without the criminal charges of rape.If there were no lawkeepers, you would take it to that degree. What would u do if u saw your Mother or sister forced on like that, or would that turn u on as well? For u that want to quit, u display at least a sense of decency.Do what it takes to stop, people,masturbate, Prayer, whatever, but please consider your indececies. Thanks, the good DOC!

Black Shogun (Fri 15 Aug 2003 22:02:24 GMT)

U.S. Power Outages Lead To Chikan "Power Play"

I'll bet hardened chikans in cities like New York, Toronto, Cleveland, and Detroit had an absolute field day with this. Even in smaller towns like Toledo, OH.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 15:42:26 GMT)

Recent Stories

I really like parts of some of the stories written recently:

Carlos - Senor Carlos, I like how you dropped money to get a peek up that school girl's skirt and saw her panties stuck in her butt crack. I like that. I have seen guys drop coins and sniff the butt cracks and cootchies of the attractive girls standing in front of them. One of these days, I want to do that, only I will give the

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Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 21:26:58 GMT)

Senor Carlos and Senor Pepe

I like the stories of Senores Carlos and Pepe. These men are my latino chikan brothers, and they both really know how to give it to strange and attractive women/girls in the bum. It is in this that we all enjoy and suffer at the same time from our mutual addictions to the natural and debilitating "drug" known as pretty female "butt" crack.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 21:32:28 GMT)

Feather - OktoberFest

Feather, is OktoberFest a good time to hump and grope German women? Of course, when is it NOT a good time to buttfuck German girls? Hahaha! Seriously though, I would imagine that OktoberFest would be a time of high public drunkeness with "der poopen chutes" of many blonde, Aryan frauleins available for chikan buggery.

Black Shogun

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Feather (Sat 16 Aug 2003 23:31:38 GMT)

Shogun Oktoberfest

Sorry Shogun I've never been there as I don't live near. But I saw clips on german tv. A lot of drunken girls sit peeing in the bushes and on the lawns around because the don't want to wait half an hour to get on the loo. That's for those longing for a real wet grabbing experience Hohoho. But as it is very crowded every year there might be a lot of chances. And yes they booze like hell...


chikaner (Sun 17 Aug 2003 03:59:24 GMT)

japanese chikan

a japanese policeman was arrested while taking upskirt pics of a young girl at the police station while she was reporting a stolen bycycle. it appears that he also was a chikan. a chikaner in the crowd.

Gentlebrush (Mon 18 Aug 2003 00:06:04 GMT)

Re, Arm Humper

Doesn't it look suspicious while your standing and your up against her arm with empty seat available?

Arm Humper (Tue 19 Aug 2003 00:31:23 GMT)


In my country people often choose to stand in the bus even when seats are available if it is not long before they reach their stop. Also, people are not on the look out for this type of thing so perhaps they are less likely to notice it.

Arm Humper (Tue 19 Aug 2003 00:49:28 GMT)


I too know the pleasures of humping schoolgirls. There was a time when I was very fond of them. It was fun to get a girl from a school new to me and I prized girls from the more prestigious schools. Like you I found that a certain uniform became almost like an aphrodisiac and I loved to see a female student really filling out her regulation wear.

Black Shogun (Tue 19 Aug 2003 03:05:16 GMT)

Mind The Gap

I see that in the British tube system they have signs reading "mind the gap." Hahahaha! They don't need to tell chikans about "minding the gap" . . . chikans "tend to" and "mind" female "arse gap" on the tube! LOL!

Black Shogun

DR IRON DICKK (Tue 19 Aug 2003 19:29:09 GMT)





nanbread (Tue 19 Aug 2003 20:57:59 GMT)

welcome back dr iron dick

Welcome back my friend. Its been such a long time since we last heard from you.

I have given up groping for good but do keep a check on the board.

Hope your keeping well, speak soon.

arm humper (Wed 20 Aug 2003 00:41:07 GMT)


Rationalists and religious people say it doesn't exist, but many sportsmen say it does; do any of you all believe in 'luck' where your practice is concerned? Do any of you British chikans find, for example, that one tube line is better than another equally busy one? or are you more lucky with one type of woman than with another? I find that I am more succesful on some routes than others, and I can't think of a good explanation. Do any of you go through good or bad patches when everything or nothing seems to go your way? Do any of you do things that you think improve your chances of success?

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 01:06:30 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Luck

Luck is where preparation meets opportunity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 01:12:26 GMT)

Shoulder versus Ham

I just don't see how somebody could prefer the arm pit over the arse gap. I just can't see it. Gotta be about the bum cheeks for me.

Black Shogun

Krakken (Wed 20 Aug 2003 03:15:26 GMT)

Hey JacktheGripper

I am also in the NJ/NY area...

Have you ever checked out the Birch Hill?

Or of course the Stone Pony?

JackTheGripper (Wed 20 Aug 2003 05:30:19 GMT)


I tend to avoid such places, since I figure they are small venues with limited female selection, fairly confined spaces with nowhere to run/hide should a broad make a stink, and also way too much security. Especially at the Birch Hill, where the thugs with yellow collar shirts nearly outnumbered the guests at the shows I've been to, like Mr. Bungle. But I'm willing to admit I might be making a hasty decision. Had any experiences at the Pony and Birch hill that would help me change my mind (sorry, didn't check your past postings to see if you supplied them, but you can tell me to do so if you don't wanna re-post)?

mad (Wed 20 Aug 2003 09:05:33 GMT)

arab girls

any one has an experience in grropeing an arab girls please share it with us .i like arab girls soft asses

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 12:36:30 GMT)

Re: mad - Arab Girls

I want to "pork" Arab girls between the cheeks. Hard to do with all those damn clothes in the way! Get them while they travel on vacation to more free and liberal countries. Turkey would be good though.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 13:28:56 GMT)

Jewish Girls

Give Hebrew girls some pork up the butt too. Fuck um ALL . . . in the BUTT!!!

Black Shogun

Krakken (Wed 20 Aug 2003 15:29:13 GMT)


Well, I disagree with you about the numbers of females at the Birch Hill and Stone Pony. They are small venues, yes...but shows bring huge crowds to them.

I do not feel that the security there is any different from the larger venues (like Warped Tour).

I could be wrong though.

How was Mr. Bungle, by the way? I saw them perform at the Convention Center and I was suprised how plainly they performed (if you ever listened to a CD from them, you know that they are anything BUT plain).

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 00:44:26 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Another Definition

"The harder you work, the luckier you get." This maxim may be applied to many endeavors in life, including the practice of chikan.

Black Shogun

PBH (Thu 21 Aug 2003 05:17:34 GMT)

arab girls

hey mad
u are in my domain. arab girls are difficult to predict. most of them are hot from inside and cold from outside. they wear real mask and mask their urges too.
i have humped arab women in crowded places. but trust me, its suicidal effort. u never know, when they yell. and then u wud need to be a carl lewis to carry u out of the place in 3 secs, or u got to be an arabic speaking so th

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Ozzi Groper (Thu 21 Aug 2003 09:19:29 GMT)

Arab Girls

I agree with PBH. You could be playing with your life. They are all protective of one another, and in a group, generally like to be seen to be doing the "right thing". If they make a fuss, some of those arab guys will literally kill you first, then ask questions later. Or at best, they will fix it so that you will never be able to get it hard again.
On the other hand, if she is an innocent, she

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Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 12:06:37 GMT)

Turkish Buttocks

Stragen is our "resident expert" on Turkey. Literally, since he is from and lives in Turkey. We have not heard from our friend Stragen in quite some time now. Stragen says that the Turks are not as fanatical as other Muslims. They may be of the Islamic faith, but the Turks are not Arabs.

Black Shogun

DR IRON DICKK (Thu 21 Aug 2003 18:00:27 GMT)





Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 19:52:21 GMT)

NY Sex Beast - Red Light District

The Red Light District of Amsterdam is very close to the Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky. There, you will find an assortment of European hoes from all over the continent for your liking. I "doggy stroked" a young blonde, Danish whore and like in a Dr. Iron Dick story, the window to her room steamed all up! Then when I came out, all the people clapped! True story. I slinked away in embarssment.

Black Shogun

PS Guest, just like "Heather" was/is a bullshitter, so was the other who I allegedly "scared away." "He/she" was never "here" to begin with. Just a lurker who would never have become a meaningful contributor.

arm humper (Fri 22 Aug 2003 20:23:28 GMT)


I would encourage anyone whose interests are similar to mine to keep records of how many women say yes and how many say no, even if the figures seem a little depressing. This sort of information would be very interesting I think to sexologists. When you decide to hang up your tracksuit trousers, you can donate your material to somewhere like the Kinsey Institute and enjoy the feeling of having made a small contribution to science.

PBH (Tue 26 Aug 2003 05:51:07 GMT)


muslim women in burkha (veils) are no different in bodies from other women. there are a mixture of great bodies and the bean bag types. its only that one has to be keen eyed to see thru their black and stuff clothing and see the distinct butt shape, and figure and look into ur opportunities and also be intuitive abt how hot that woman may be. a great tip for u is that most muslim women have husban

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British Transport Police (Wed 27 Aug 2003 20:26:32 GMT)

Message to Those Who Molest

First of all I would like to thank those who have voted me 'Chikan' of the month. I however have to decline since I'd rather not be associated with the likes of chikans.

Let me remind you all. Your all being watched. There are eyes everywhere.

We are keeping a close watch on the likes of Sacker, Iron Dick, Pincher, PBG and English Groper, be warned !!.

Inspector Callaghan

New York Sex Beast (Fri 29 Aug 2003 21:06:10 GMT)


Hi iron dick, black shogun,

I have been in London for two days now and I love the english sluts. It is easy to breed with them. They get drunk very quickly and I breed with the young girls.

I have also visited the victoria line this morning. I bred with several english sluts on there way to work.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:12:49 GMT)

humping chunky chicken blondes

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Dr Iron Dick, Gentlebrush,Nanbread

These are my favourite haunts to hump chunky chicken blondes in London

Tiger Tiger (Saturday Nights)

Equinox (Saturday Nights)

Irish Bars (in vicinity of SOHO on friday/saturday nights )

All-Bar-One (Leciester Square - Saturday nights)

Roadhouse - Covent Gardens - nice young chunky chicken blondes

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:33:38 GMT)

Black Shogun

Hi Black Shogun,

If you want to bum local english girls. Go to Tiger Tiger around 10-00 pm. By that time the girls are already drunk and you can bang them hard corrrrrrrrr. Go on saturday nights its jam packed corrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrr.

My favourite technique is to plug my cock in and leave it in whilst I follow the girl round from behind corrrrrrrrr worrrrrr.

The hippodrome/Equinox tends to be rather mixed that is lot of european, american and english girls still worth going for a gang bang though.

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:28:34 GMT)

Chikan Not Just A Game But Also A Profession

Professional chikans have many different techniques that they use to achieve their goals. Over the last many months, the Ayashi BBS community has been formally introduced to many of these techniques. Some of the more notable and/or common and effective ones include:

1. The "squat and lift"

2. The "reach around"

3. The "rock"

4. The "lean and push off"

5. The "bo

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Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:39:09 GMT)

One More - The "Twist"

How could I leave out the "twist"? That would be the entanglement of hair with the tongue.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:42:54 GMT)

Oh And . . .

The "pulse" or the "flex". This is a technique that may be used when humping is not feasible. With this technique, after the chikan has made the right contact with his target, say some chunky chicken arse gap, he then stands perfectly still while making his dick "pulse" or "flex" in the chunky chicken's bum crack. Not all chikans have the ability to utilize this method, but Opportunist and the Shogun are two that know how :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 01:28:54 GMT)

Forgot . . .

The "jerk fuck" (violently and aggressively whipping the hips back and forth against buttcheeks to achieve orgasm).

Black Shogun

PS Are you getting this all down for the FAQ Master Ayashi? Hahaha!

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