If the concert is rowdy I would not recommend taking her there. I would not want your wife to get physically hurt in anyway. If they are young youths and are going to be drunk. This may not be a good idea.
Have you not tried taking her on a crowded train and stand side by side thus exposing her buttocks. This way you are protecting her but exposing her buttocks for some bum fucking by a potential chikan.
This way you can watch the expressions on her face as she is poked.
As brother shogun says, read the previous posts so u get a feel for what are the best situations to place her in without putting her at harm.
I do hope this information has given you some pointers in the right direction.
Am i being too pushy? sorry for that. Read a lot of those stories... y i said that it is not in context was that 99 % of ladies were willing there and its not the case here..
Anyway, is there any remote chance of penetration????
Also if u can pls assist me as to what i shud i do after i reach there, what shud be ideal for her to wear etc ( those small questions which i have raised).. i wud be grateful..
Sorry for the inconvenience... hoping for your last very detailed mail before the action..
Re: Nanbread - Childhood Experiences
Wow, Nan! That last piece of yours was timely! Do you remember the story I wrote a while back about my childhood experiences? "Begginings", the story of how I used to feel up and buttfuck the daughters of my Spanish teacher? Well, it was only last week that I decided to do an internet search to see if I could find where they are today, and lo and behold, I was successful!
What I did was
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The concert is not rowdy but the hall gets packed to more than brim.... never been to such concerts before with wife. As u suggested i am taking het to a mall today and in a train. I will give u detailed updates on the same.
I really Appreciate your and Shoguns suggestions and will act excatly as per your suggestions..... Thanks again..
Wud be grateful if u can asnswe
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Re: Ritz - Request for Information
No Ritz, you are not being too pushy. It's just that I don't know if you really understand what you are asking for. I do not have the time. Read the stories . . . take the advice given here . . . experiment . . . tell us what happens. We can go from there.
As far as what she should wear, I told you. Anything that really shows off her buttcheeks and that accentuates her booty crack. If your wife is attractive and has a deep arse gap, then you want the chikans to see the deepness of her crevice . . . it will make them drool with desire and want to "dilly dally in the valley" . . . they will oblige you by humping your wife . . . up her butthole. I've nothing more to say except, "Go for it."
Thanks again for the mail.. Yes she has a deep crevice as i pointed out.. Anywau i am gonna take her in the train and the mall today.. I will update u on it soon
Sorry for taking your time... Just one question : Can sex happen during concert??
Thanks and sorry for the trouble.
Re: Ritz - Sexual Intercourse at Concerts
Some claim that they have had sex at a concert. In the grand scheme of the universe, I'm sure it has happened. However, I am just as equally sure that such a thing is a rarity. And of course, I know you have heard of concerts getting out of hand, resulting in rape. That, too, is a rarity.
It must be an ESP thing or something. Believe or not when I wrote that post I was thinking of you and your first chikaning experience. I remember your story well brother :-)).
Your going to have to use a psychology ploy to get her to put a short tight skirt or tight bottoms on. U must convince her how much joy it brings to your heart to be married to such a beautfiul woman and you want the whole world to see her in all her glory this is why she should wear something that brings out her full glory (and sexy plum buttocks eheheh).
Did u ever read that article written by that famous psychologist a few years ago ?. To convince a woman to take her clothes of you have to convince shes lying on a sun drenched beach.
I suggest experimenting, I dont know your wife so cant give you an exact 'How to ' go about things. Wish you luck mate, keep us all informed.
sex happening during concerts
I never heard of it happening. I am sure it must happen. Couples find it a thrill to have sex in the park, under bridge, on the bosses table so I guess it must happen at concerts. I colleague of mine claimed he had sex with his girlfriend at the madonna concert live in the crowds. I take what he says with a pinch of salt lol.
Like Shogun has mentioned already, I have never heard of a woman being raped (touch wood hope it never happens ) at a concert since its far to public, groping and touching yes.
Absolutely take her to the concert, and have her wear the trousers. Then head out onto the floor and "shield" her from the crowd by standing in front of her with her arms wrapped around you, or stand next to her. This will invite chikans to dig their hard-ons into her butt crack and grope her. If a lot of youngsters go to this concert, then I gurantee that your wife will be chikaned...young boys love a curvaecous woman in her 30s.
The History Of Hair Licking and Hair Eating
Hair licking, munching and eating is now a norm amongst the chikan community thanks the Ayashi Chikan community.
I consider myself to be one of the early pioneers of hair licking rather like Dr. Iron Dick who was the father of groping in London.
The only other chikan who might rival my skills are that of Pakistani Bottom Groper who has further developed the hair licking
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advice to chikans on hair licking and hair shampooing
Never just charge upto a woman in a crowd and begin munching on her hair. I mean wheres the art to that ??. Any bloody fool can do that. Remember there is an art in everything. Follow these steps,
1. Approach the woman from behind and get real close to her hair.
2. Smell it by taking a deep breath in. Does it smell good ? or bad ?
3. If it smells good this is a good sign. If
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Too much analysis. Just do it. Keep an eye on her. Things will run their course. You will learn to spot the look, the motions, and the approach of the Chikan. Like bees circling a nectar-giving flower patch, so will frotteurs buzz around your wife. Do not look too keenly at the lucky pervert who lands on her behind, though, lest you intimidate him away. Your motions also, as observer, must be subtle.
PS- do listen to Shogun, Jay, Nanbread, et al. I know from whence they speak.
I have read their annecdotes for months, and have myself contributed (previously under a different name--but I trust Shogun and Jay will know who I am).
Re: Sir Dick Rubswell - Just Do It!
You picked my thoughts right from my mind Sir Rubswell. Ritz is thinking about this far too much. Just get out there and let the good times roll! Find what works . . . experiment . . . like a virtuoso jazz musician improvise.
By the way, I thought I recognized your writing style . . . but I still can't quite place it. Give us a clue as to your identity.
Re: Nanbread - Hair Licking
Nanbread takes the art of hair licking to new heights . . . looking for split ends! Now THAT'S some funny shit!!! You chikans never cease to amaze me.
I started doing some hair licking after I started reading this board . . . depositing my saliva into the blonde locks of my prey. The first time I did it, I drizzled my drool into the hair of a fine ass teen while probing my root between h
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Thanks a lot for all your comments. Not too much of analysis but just wanna do it right.
I took her to a mall and in a very crowded train yesterday... AND IT HAPPENENED...
I will detail it in my next message. I have also got the tickets for the concert. She will be wearing a tight cotton trouser, which will show her crack quite well. She will be wearing a panty inside
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Ask your wife what it felt like to be poked by a strangers hard cock. Ask to describe the feelings running through her mind at the time.
Was the guy humping her ? Or was he rubbing her buttocks with his hand ? Did she feel her crack being penetrated by the strangers cock if so what did it feel like.
Did he smell her hair ? lick and shampoo it ? if so I suspect your wife has been humped by the notorious pakistani bottom groper eheheheh :-)).
Such is the way of the Ayashi Chikan eheheheh.
A Bad Worker Always Blames His Tools
Remember its NOT the size of your hands, dick and tongue that make a good chikan.
Its how you use these tools that counts !. Some of the top chikans on this board are knowledgeble when it comes to psychological tactics. They use their tools with a high degree of skill backed up by their knowledge of female/crowd psychology. Examples of such chikans are Black Shogun, the Notorious Punjabi Butt Humper, Jay and our London man the infamous Dr. Iron Dick who has spent much time documenting female behaviour amongst chikans. He is currently researching a higher degree in the subject.
So remember theres an art in everything you do !! including chikan eheheheh.
Such is the way of the Nanbread
learnng from fellow chikans
Not too long ago I had always been a cock man. Always moving in like a hungry wolf and stuffing my hungry fat sausage roll up a womans buttocks.
After discussions with Brother Shogun I began to see the 'light'. Brother Shogun was an all rounder. I was a cock man having not fully explored the many hand palming methods.
I decided to spend more time developing my palming skills. Very so
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Re: Nanbread - Learning the Ropes
Be careful Nan! If you plan to JAM a finger up a pretty girl's arshole, then you had BETTER make sure it's in a really crowded spot where hard contact is a "part of the action." If not, then you MUST be more subtle . . . only lightly rubbing a finger in her "back rack crack" such that she is not even aware.
Or, you can push deeper in a place that is not as crowded as, say, a concert . . . but it MUST be crowded enough that she will not know who did it . . . and you MUST keep moving. I did this in a bar once, and the tall girl turned her head and looked back with annoyance. "Who just put a finger in my asshole?" was the look on her face. Tis I! Shogun's friend! Mr. Stink Finger :-)!!!
Nanbread is Killing Me!
I'm sorry Nan, but you have been just too much this week! Totally "on your game." First, you describe how you lecherously stole a set of glorious butt cheeks that had been claimed by another chikan? Then you proclaim that you are the type of chikan who will not chew on the hair of a bitch with split ends???!!! If that isn't the funniest shit . . . . hahahaha! Nan you crazy :-)
WHY U NOT COME TO PRAGUEE WITH ME BROTHER SHOGUN AND NANREAD
NEXT WEEK I GO TO PRAGUEE TO STRIP CLUBSS AND BROTHELSS AHAHAHAH WOMAN IN PRAGUE IS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE AAAAAAAAHHH AND BEAUTIFUL BUTTOCKS LIKEKE HEAVEN AND MAN ALWAYS DREAM OF BLONDE WOMAN I SQUASH STRIPPER IN STRIP CLUB AND SAY AAAAAAAHH LIKE IN AMSTERDAM AHAHAHAHAH
Hi Nan... / ALL
Well cant reallt talk to wife about the feelings... i was on her side in the train and and a middleaged guy came up behind her. i had bags on both my hands, so i was kind off helpless. He took it slowly, he closed in on her, then suddenly pushed his rod in her crack.... the expression on her face was worth lokking.. she tensed up and her eyes kinda opened up. She tried moving in fron
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When the guy was humping her did she half close her eyes and take deep breaths ? and try to stare up at the ceiling. Like in Porno movies.
This is indicating she is getting somehow sexually aroused but is too embarrased to chat about it. She is experiencing sexual feelings at a completely different level yet is too embarrased to talk about it or doesnt know how to interpret this.
Did she look back to see who was humping her buttocks ?. Now that you are sexually aroused tonight you can enjoy having good sex with her ehehehehe :-)) maybe she will be horny too ?.
Thanks god for chikan ehehehh ?? please keep us all posted on the concert events.
Where are u from ? India ??
Tonight when you have sex with your wife. Relive that same scene in your mind recall the expressions on her face and how she turned red and how her breathing changed.
You will get hard then u can fuck her in the arse eheheheheh
Re: Ritz - Concert
Ritz, Jay told you what to do if you go to a concert. Stand in front of your wife as if you are "protecting" her from the crowd. Even have her put her arms around your waist or your shoulders from behind, thus giving her a "false" sense of security. This sense of "security" is totally false as in reality, her buttocks will be totally exposed and open to a "rear action, behind the lines" attack
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Thanks again... But as i have pointed out i have a probs...i need to be away from her or else she might just say lets go... etc.. becos i feel at the concert guys might do a lot.. what say?
Re: Ritz - Should We Stay or Should We Go?
Be the man and say we are staying. Demand to stay longer since you spent the money buying the tickets. Get her to stay as long as possible. Then, take a crowded train or bus home. Don't know what else to tell ya. Good luck!
RE : Nan
when the man was poking her.. she was so tense.. and sweating.... she was loking down ...... she cud not turn behind.... the worst was when she was getting down , he used his fingers on her crack....
I did have sex with her.. but frontal sex..lol
Pls reply to my queries on the concert..
Shud i lose her in the concert???? so that she can be totally defenceless????? is that okay???? becos in train she had no choice but out she wud have the choice right???
Re: Ritz - Leaving Her Defenseless
Mr. Ritz, if you "lose" your wife in the crowd, then how will you watch her get buggered by a stranger? Take the trouble to create the experience you want, or forget about it. No pain, no gain (and no seeing wifey get jacked up the butt by a chikan). Good day sir.
I tried to have anal sex with her but she was not too keen ... but still managed to use my hands a bit...
Y i was saying is that she will ask to go home.. maybe i can be at a distance.. is it possible?? or will the guys just cover my wife???lol
Chikan versus Anal Sex
Most women I have dated have not been too keen on being fucked in the ass. I'm talking about actual penetration past the sphincter muscle. Basically, they are afraid that a big dick up the butt will hurt their booty hole. And one will too if the "buttfucker" doesn't know what the hell he is doing.
However, most of them did not mind me "playing around" with their buttocks . . . groping, s
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Brother Nanbread Entertains The Chikan Nation
Nan, I was laying there watching some TV tonight . . . thinking about all the great posts on the board starting with last Sunday. You definitely had a good week. I think the best stuff you have ever written was done this week! The line about not chewing the hair of a nice piece of arse if she has split ends in her hair was just too much . . . over the top! GOD! Funny! I don't know if you mea
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Re: Ritz - It Happened at Concert
Sounds like the perfect script for a Bollywood chikan flick to me. For those of you who do not know, "Bollywood" is the name given to the moviemaking industry in India, which is considered to be perhaps the best in all of Asia. The fair Indian maidens who appear in Bollywood films are quite beautiful. I may assure you that you chikans would want to butthump every last one of them (and probably do more).
I am rather eager to know more about the comments your wife had to make about the incident. Was she flattered that so many guys wanted to press up and feel her tities and buttocks ?.
Ask her if she wants to go to another concert ehehehehe :-))
Its a shame our old friend the Punjabi Butt Humper was not there (oh maybe he was eheheheh).
Nice post keep them coming eheheheh
my brother shogun
Thankyou for your kind words eheheh :-))
As you know by now. Nanbread is like a fierce tiger who takes what he believes is his. Like an indian cobra I sink my venom into the meaty butt cracks of juicy female buttocks until they feel a fire in between their cheeks.
Any of you woman want a hairdo ? have no fear Nanbread offers a free hair shampooing service to those juicy women who choose me to butt hump them. It comes with the butt hump service and a smile eheheheheh.
Such is the way of nanbread eheheheh :-))
Unfortunately she has not talked about it. But as i said when she bent down on reaching home, i noticed a small wet patch. Guess it is natural when u have different fingers rubbing on her holes...
What do u say guys?
Please could you ask your wife why she has got a wet patch :-)). Listen to her reply and watch the expressions on her face. Let me know of the outcome ehehehhehe :-)).
I interested to hear her comments on this.
I tried talking to her about it yesterday... She opened up to the xtent saying that guys touched her at her genitals..i mentioned about the patch.... she was not too forthcoming about her feeling... She said she does not know.. on asking how she felt she said she felt horrible but had peculiar feelings in her body..
Guess it is natural that she has got her vagina tingling...
What do u say?
Wonder what must have happened when all of them were coming out???? becos thats where she must have been totally vulnerable...
What do u feel?
After yesterdays incident i am just left wondering... Here was my wife who was being humped and groped by men and i was getting a hardon...Her ass crack was assaulted, her boobs were squeezed and even her vagina was touched... and i got really really excited..
anyone has an answer y does such a thing happen? Infact at 1 point i even wondered what wud happen if she had no trousers on at that time..
Any answers anyone?? DO u guys share the same feelings?? Anyone having similar thots or experiences pls email me..
Hey ritz next concert have your wife wear a mini skirt !
IT sounds like your wife is not comfortable talking about it with you or maybe she feel you might get mad at her or she feel guilty because it was good to her or she had a mad experience before. So be careful on how you bring it up and don;t tell her that it turn you on until she really open up to you and you can take it from there. Remember she is your wife
u seem to be really enjoying ur wife getting jacked. i dont know what to say. but the guys here seem to really enjoy this situation where they are ready to hump her anytime. who wudn't like to hump a sexy woman of ur wife's description and especially when they know that her hubby is watching and enjoying it.
a piece of advice for u. dont push ur wife too hard. it will be q
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women are the worst culprits !!!
Tonight I was out clubbing and had my buttocks groped on three different occasions by women.
I think women are just as bad as men when it comes to groping ehehehehe :-)).
Hall of Fame
I would like to propose that Master Ayashi create a new section on the board called the Ayashi BBS Hall of Fame. In this section, the readers will be able to go directlty to a collection of the writings and submissions of the most famous and successful writers to have appeared on the board. The readers can nominate writers for inclusion into the Hall of Fame, with Master Ayashi ulitimately deciding who will be included, kind of like the Man of the Year process.
What do u thing about gropeing your female coworker if u feel that she likes it???????
Re: Co-worker Grope
If you think she will like it . . . and if you don't like your job . . . then go ahead. And start looking for another job . . . right now.
co workers grope
Wouldnt risk it in a work environment no matter how well I knew her.
Mind you some years back there was a lady in another departent I use to know. She fancied me On two occasions she deliberately bumped her breasts into my chest in the corridor and apologised with a smile. Her breasts were nice and juicy, sadly never got to cope a feel of them eheheh.
Re: Hall of Fame
Hi Black Shogun,
We have the Man of the Month and the Man of the Year. So, your proposed Hall of Fame would be quite unnecessary to add if we use the same criteria. And if we use the different yardsticks, what are they?
However we have the Man of the Month/Year only since 2002. We may award past writers retroactively - is it what you want to do?
Re: Webmaster - Hall of Fame
Master Ayashi, Man of the Month/Year does not fulfill the same purpose as a Hall of Fame (at least as I see it in my head). There are many people who have won a monthly award who are not "Hall of Famers." They may have made only one or two submissions, and then vanished. All winners of monthly awards have not necessarily been consistent and/or quality contributors to Ayashi BBS. On the other h
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Re: More on Hall of Fame Idea
Actually, "Sensual Stories" comes closer to what I am talking about than does "Man of the Month/Year." "Sensual Stories" is a far better collection of the very best of what Ayashi BBS has to offer, and maybe that is sufficient. But in my opinion, there's still far too much "chaff" in there getting in the way of the "wheat."
Thanks for the suggestions. Yes I need to be careful that she shud not know about this fantasy of mine. After that concert stuff we had amazing sex for the last 2-3 days.
I wud need more detailed suggestions from u.. All the guys out here are referring me to u ..lol.. maybe u r the champ out here...
What do u mean by 'Swinger Parties' .. do give me details about the same... And what did u mean when u said that I was lucky to find my wife safe??? what normally happens???
Hoping to hear from u in detail..
Does anyone have an experience where u have humped a unwilling married woman in presence of her husband?? Do let me know in detail.
I humped a school girl yesterday in the bus...she was on her way back and the buss was packed to the brim.I snuggled close to her and pressed my organ on her ass. i cud sense her initial shock and fear... and becos of the crowd she neither moved not looked behind... I dry humped her for 10 mins before gently squeezing her butt brfore getting down.. She must have been 13-14 yrs of age..
once again thank you master ayashi for such a wonderful site. i have been lurking here for over a year, and do post every once and a while. after Black shogun waxed poeticly about jay's stories, i found myself interested in researching them. however it has proved difficult because i can't search by author. is it possible to upgrade the search engine to do so? have i been searching improperly? At any rate, just my two cents. thank you all again for providing hours of entertainment.
Re: bigggblaque - Search Engine
You can search by author. The problem, though, is that if you type in an author's name, such as "jay", then all kinds of stuff will come up that has the name "jay" in it, even this very writing that I am making now!
That's why when I want to find something I have written, I go by the title I used because it takes me right to that piece, or at least makes it easier to find. The problem wit
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i feel a liitle silly considering the subject matter, but i'm actually honored that you bothered to respond Black Shogun. You are correct about just typing in the name and scrolling through. i was hoping for something more streamlined. and I do like your idea of the hall of fame. In fact it was the impetus to put into words that littel thing that had been bothering me... At any rate
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RE : PBH
Thanks againn for your valuable suggestions. In that way maybe yes i am lucky. Does rape actually happen at such places?. Do u think swinger parties are a good initiation? becos here she was groped, humped by strangers etc....and she had a small wet patch near her hole...but as u say in these parties sex will be involved right? Will she tune up to this???
How can I check up a
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if there we no laws against groping ??
If their were no laws against pinching and palming a girls bottom how do you think the world would be ?.
Do you think it would be easier for gropers or harder in terms of women protecthing themselves since they could not prosecute the groper.
RE : Nan
I think if there were no laws, then i feel it will be absolute booty for chikans.And females will have absolute no defence left... If they are alone and in a crowded place then gropers can get away with just about anything. Maybe if they r in a skirt then we can try even putting the finger up in... What say??
Nan, have u ever humped a married woman who was unwilling, in presence of her hubby?
I did hump women in front of their boyfriends but never had the chance to do this in front of their hubbies.
I think humping married women is more appealing because as Pakistani Bottom Groper has mentioned in the past. Their cracks tend to be wider and deeper due to the fact they are butt fucked on a daily basis by their husbands.
I have humped married women and its a very pleasurable experience. On such occasions they have said nothing one even glanced back at me and had a grin on her face. Maybe she was bored with her relationship and felt flattered that someone was humping her brains out.
If I get to India at some point we can arrange to butt fuck your wife I am sure she will enjoy the experience as I am a gentle highly skilled chikan.
Tellme more about your butt fucking experiences. Have u butt fucked women in crowded trains ?
When you butt fuck your wife do u imagine shes a stranger in a crowd.
Why dont you tell your wife to dress in school uniform or short tight skirts so you can play fantasy butt fuck games with her ?. Its nice because its a bit of spice to your sex life and even enhances it.
Yes,majority of the times when i butt fuck my wife (meaning actual penetration) i fantasise about strangers. She has a very tight hole and she gets very vocal when i penetrate her becos of the pain.
Role play is difficult becos she is ery shy and conservative. The only way we can enjoy all this is if we set her up and she is rendered defenceless. Where r u based? Tell what do u intend doing to my wife? did u mean hump or actual butt fuck?
I have butt humped a lot of females, just 1 or 2 married women. SOme really tense up just like my wife.
Hope to hear from u soon..
First I would approach your wife from behind and say aahhhhh very softly in her ear. This is known as the 'chikan animal cry'. If you want to practice this stand in front of the mirror and from your throat growl aaahhhhh.
Then I would place my cock in the hotdog in bun position. My cock would be seated in her deep crack. I would then beginning shampooing her hair and saying aaaaahh and corrrrr and orrrrrrrrrrrrr and eeeeeeeeeh. My tongue would slurp her hair filling with saliva droplets.
If it got really crowded I would seat my head on her shoulder and look into her face whilst I doggy style her crack. Soon she will say oooooohh and feel warm stick semen fluid in her crack.
Such is the way of nanbread ehehehehe.
Re: ritz - Concert experience
Excellent illustration, except for one small detail.. Could you pls elaborate a little more abt your wife's writhing expression?? Was she "writhing" in agony, fear, or finally submitting to the pleasure that those guys were giving her?? From you account it appears that it was a "coordinated encounter" that gradully "intensified" catching her continually off-guard until her resolve was noticablly weakening, etc.... I've had simular encounter(s) at Whembly statium.... There were occasions when it felt like one of those
"feeding frenzies", within the context of an oceanographic metaphor.....
I found an ebook on my dads computer. I am 17 so don't laugh please.ok? I started to read it and it made me feel crazy inside. Like I was bursting with sexual feelings so I kept reading it while one hand went south. Something about "The Unleashing of Sara Miller" made me snap. It was hot with a capital H. Now I am going to read the rest of it and who knows what Im going to do.
Thanks for listening.
SANDY AND JENIFFERR
HALOO MY DARLING ANGELSS I AM DR IRON DICK WELLCOME TO BOARD I AM ROMANTIC GENTLEMEN AND CHIKAN AND ALSO STUDY POST GRADUATE DEGREEE IN PSYSCHOLOGY
I STUDY ANIMAL SIDE OFF MAN WHY MAN WANTS TO FEEL WOMAN AND WHAT DRIVESS ANIMAL RAGE ONEDAY I BECOME LECTURER MAYBBE I LECCTURE U AHAHAHAHAH
WHY U NOT COMEM FOR DRINKS WITH ME IN BAR LADIESS AHAHHAHA ??
RE : Jennifer
Thanks for the comments.Yes, those 3 guys knew she was vulnerable and continuously increased their assault. I saw her face properly just once...it was when the guy behind had shoved his hand in her ass crack and the guy in front had i guedd cupped her pubic mound... it was mixed kind of expression.. her eyebrows were twisted kinds.. most likely, the guy behind might have touched her hole with his finger..
Hope this clarifies...
Pls narrate your experience in detail to me. looking forward to hear it.. You can also mail me alternatively..
Thanks for the comments again..
A friend of mine who works in a drug store gave me a packet of viagra for free. I am afraid that if I take this stuff I will become 'Super Chikan' and end up butt fucking all the girls on the London Underground causing terror and mischief with my meaty monster who will not rest.
Your comments please..
ehheheeh such is the way of nanbread a man who wishes to experience life to the full.
Where is Guru
I take it you are in good health. I am really keen to learn Reiki and would be honoured if you could teach me how to harness the energies for healing.
I am very grateful to you.
Your Disciple Pakistani Bottom Groper
Re: Paki Bottom Groper & Guru(Punjabi Butt Humper)
See . . . a Pakistani and an Indian can get along :-) Can't we all just get along???
I only wish your words were true. Unfortunately we live in world where discrimination is prevalent. We are all children of the world regardless of colour, race, creed, sexual orientations.
How come you havent sent me any mails buddy ?. The last mail you sent was titled "aaaaaaahhhhhhhh" when I read the title of that message I almost cracked up.
I have great respect for Guru as he has taught me much about life. He has helped enrich my life and always speaks from the heart.
You can also learn much from Guru if you follow his teachings and way of life.
Oneday I hope to meet Guru in person.
Hi Jennifer and Sandy I hope you both share some of your groping expierence with us.
Where is Meilin? she was supposed to post more of her stories with us I believe she had one more of her ungle encounter. her last post was in April.
PLEASE LISTEN GENTLEMAN BRUSHH
WHEN U TALKK TO WOMAN ALWAYSS BE ROMANTIC AND USEE WORDS LIKE LOVE AND DARLING AND FLOWER AND SWEET HEART AND WOMAN BECOMES CHARMED OK ??
AND ALWAYSS SAY I WANTT TO LOOK INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES ALWAYS SAY NICE ROMANTIC THINGSS THAT WOMAN LIKESS OK ?
WEBMASTER PLEASE CANN THIS BE DONE
WEBMASTER MY BROTHERR AND FRIENDD
CANN U MAKE E CHIKAN DATING SECTIONNN ON AYASHI SO WOMAN AND MAN CAN MEET PLEASE ?
THEN MEILIN AND SANDY AND JENNIFER AND OTHER WOMAN CAN MEET MEMBERS PLEASE
AWAITING YOURR REPY IN ANTICIPATION
chikan dating site on ayash bbs
iron dick does have a good point.
Can the webmaster create a dating forum where men and woman can meet, chat and perhaps take things further.
Re: Dating Section
We already have a personals (dating) section where people can make arrangements to get to know each other better and/or meet if they want to (good luck finding a "date" on a chikan board . . . geez!). People are going to drive Master Ayashi crazy requesting all this stuff we already have and/or don't need.
Dr Iron Dick the Romeo
Dr Iron Dick, I believe your not just Londons 'Top Chikan' but a bit of dark horse eheheh.
Bet you when you hit the dance floor all the women start screaming and pull of their bras ehehehe and start begging you to hump their asses and breasts.
Such is the way of the Ayashi Chikan, he sees a vision and acts upon it eheheheh.
Re: Dating Section
Hi DR iRon DDICK,
Dating Section is not bad idea. But how do you like it would be?
Re: Webmaster - Dating Section
Master Ayashi, how would the dating section be different than the personals section already there?
Re: Black Shogun - Dating Section
I don't know. That is why I'm asking DR. IRON DICK.
Re. Iron Dick
That a good trick Iron Dick talk sweet to them give them flowers and candy and them talk them into going to the tube and hump them silly that a good reward from the women to you for treating them nice. But on the other hand if i treat them nice and talk sweet to them and they treat me like shit and use me for my money then I would turn into you Iron Dick I would get behind them and ram my Dick into there crack and she would say STOP!!! and I say SHUT UP BITCH I paid a a lot of money on you and a lot more then a hooker and you treated me like shit so i will treat you like a hooker aahhhhhhhhh soooo satisfying
i will be honoured to teach u reiki. u will have to visit dubai for that. it will take atleast 4 hrs for the initiation and attunement process for the level -1. and from then on, u have to do the purification and self healing for 21 days until u are ready for the next level. Reiki is an amazing gift given to mankind. i am talking by practical experiences of its healing powers and the simplicity. u cant lose that art once u get initiated. thats the beauty of it.
its said that once the student is ready, the teacher appears. so may be destiny has its way with u. u are welcome.
Re: Search Engine and Hall of Fame
The search engine has simpler form too. It is now added at the bottom of the board.
Next, the Hall of Fame need to be clarified. Firstly, who would be in the Hall of Fame? Mr. Black Shogun mentioned 12 men - are they OK? And which stories must be included? All stories from each man?
Re: Search & Hall of Fame
Master Ayashi, I like what you have done with the search function. Now, a reader may do a basic search, or, they may be much more detailed and specific in their search.
Also, thanks for asking everybody to weigh in on who they think should be in the Hall of Fame. We will probably be able to gain some consensus if enough people share their thoughts. If not, then it's up to you and me :-)
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Thank you for your work on the search engine... and i am not complaining, but it seems that i wind up with the same types of results. I still do not seem to be able to search by author and get only that author's articles. Perhaps this is impossible, i am a sound engineer not a web master, and haven't the first clue how these things are done. thank you again for responding to my idea..
MESSAGE FOR WEBMASTERR
HI WEBMASTER BROTHER,
FIRST OFF ALL I WOULLD LIKE TO THANKYOUU FOR RESPONDINGG TO MY POST ON SUBJECT OF DATING SECTION FOR AYASHI BOARD
AS U KNOWW TIMESS HAS CHANGEDD AND WE MUST KEEP UPW WITH MODERN TIMESS IN DATING SECTION WE MUST HAVE FOLLOWING
1 CHAT ROOM SO MAN AND WOMAN CAN MEET AND TALK EACH OTHER MAKE ROMANCE OR SEXUAL INTEREST LIKE ME IN LONDON AND WOMAN IN LONDON WE
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ADVICE FOR GENTLEMAN BRUSH
PLEASE BROTHER GENTLEMAN BRUSH
U MUST BE ROMANTIC WITH WOMAN I GIVE U ADVICE OK
1 FIRST LOOK IN WOMANS EYES AND SAY ROMANTIC THINGS - LIKE FOR EXAMPLLE
YOUR EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND LIKE OCEAN WAVES IN SUMMER SO DARK AND MYSTERIOUSS
2 SAY TO HER YOU ARE ANGEL WHO FELL FROM HEAVEN AND I CANNOT STOP FEELING FOR U DARLING, SWEETY
IF WOMAN IS BEING SHITTY AND BASTAR
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ritz stop being an idiot
Have you know respect for you wife ?. Shes your wife not a girl friend or whore. I have nothing against chikan but it makes me sick when a person allows their wife to be molested and gets thrills out of it.
Next you'll be asking people to gang rape her while you watch in sick fascination.
Re: Hall of Fame stories - Black Shogun
>I don't believe every single story needs to be included for each Hall of Fame writer.
Ahaha. Actually, including all stories from one writer is much easier than selecting just few. A small computer programme can do it in few minutes. I would spend 20 minutes to make it, 40 minutes to debug it and additional 5 minutes each for any single Hall of Fame writer.
Re: chat room - DR IRON DICK
I can not install chat room here. But that is not big deal, I guess. Chat is everywhere on the net. Do you know a nice free chat somewhere? I may add a link to a recommended chat.
By the way, what is ROMANCE SECTION?
Re: search engine - bigggblaque
>I still do not seem to be able to search by author
No, you can not. The new search engine still can not distinguish author name and title and text. No ready made search engine can do it. If you really need it, I would pick up a search engine programme and modify it. And I guess it would take days if not weeks. More, I am not sure if I can install such programme here.
Hall of Fame, therefore, is the workable alternative so far. Or let me think of other solution.
I have been watching Indian movies and music videos from Bollywood on the International Channel. I now conclude that the Indian woman is the most beautiful in all of Asia. As Mrs. Slocumb would say in "Are You Being Served," I am unanimous in that! That's for all you Brits out there :-)
To be clear, there are actually some other Asian countries out there that I believe, on average, have
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brother shogun and bollywood
yep, they sure are beautiful...
Oh and guess might be the next bond girl ?
u guessed an famous indian bollywood star
Hi ALL - Bollywood actress
I cant agree more about bollywood heroines. And talking of Sonali Bendre I wish to narrate an incident in last years Filmfare award function. That 5 minute os pleasure was the moment i will never forget.
I had been to the awards fuction with a VVIP pass, so we got to sit with stars. the function was over and we were all heading out. Sonali was ahead of me with her sister. Sh
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u are my favorite city of joy- kolkotta. its the best city in india for groping. the crowds are massive and the women are pretty and game. i just loved ur story. u are a glorious chikan. hats off to u. i can imagine being in ur position with a phirangi butt waiting to be rammed in broad daylight.
i wud love to hear ur stories. u cud write to me on email@example.com.
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