Re: Nanbread - Latin American Danger & Miami
Nan, the only place in South America that gives me a lot of worries when it comes to safety is Colombia. One is more likely to be kidnapped in Colombia than in any other place in the world. However, my concern is lessened by the fact that I can pass for being Colombian or Venezuelan . . . until I open my mouth that is . . . I plan to study my Spanish again hermano. I better stick with English for now though.
As for chikan in Miami, I managed to rub my boner into numerous butt cracks at a crowded nightclub spot in South Beach. But it wasn't easy though. Even though there were tons of people in the place, that club and others in South Beach tend to be huge and provide plenty of space in most parts of the buildings.
Re : Black Shogun. Clubs in Venezuela
Hi Black Shogun. If you want to have some fun in Caracas, you may want to go to Bars that have hookers. A good bar is "Mi fantasía", located on "prolongación Avenida Las Acacias, next to Hotel Vox near Plaza Venezuela". Whenever I go there I pay some tip to the hookers, so they would sit on my lap, or they would rub up there buttocks against my thighs for few minutes, or they would let touch their
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Re: Carlos - Clubs in Venezuela
I see Senor Carlos. Are you saying that single Venezuelan women do not go out to dance clubs in Venezuela unless it's with a boyfriend or husband? There sure were plenty that were out without men in Cancun . . . but that was Cancun and not Caracas. What about concerts in Caracas? Are there many?
I enjoy humping a hot woman while her husband or boyfriend is right there. It's more exciting. Their stupid husband or boyfriend stands in front of her and thinks that he is "shielding" her from the crowd, while I have my shaft buried in between her butt cheeks and the head poking at her pussy.
Re: Jay - Humping in Hubby's or Boyfriend's Presence
You have a good point there Jay. Thing is, you have to be careful lest you get into a brawl and somebody gets a broken nose. Any man who wants to protect his girl's ass from a chikan should know better than to stand in front of her in a crowd. Stand behind your girl . . . and bury YOUR dick into your girl's butt crack. Can't guy's see that's the only real way to protect your girl's bum in a cro
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telling your secrets to your girlfriend ?
How many of you guy have talked about your love for butt fucking plum buttocks to your girlfriends ? or girls that you have been out with ?
I was chatting to a couple of colleagues last night and we all came to the conclusion that to cum inside a womans crack is far more exciting then coming in her pussy. There are guys would get their girlfriends pissed then bring them home to bed for a good long bum fuck.
I did not mention my frotteuring frolics eheheh :-))
Re: Bums and Tits
When I'm talking to a woman and it turns to "sexy" talk, then I always make it perfectly clear which part of the female anatomy that I am enamored with most . . . the (_*_)!!! BUM! Tits are made for fondling, squeezing, and sucking. Unless you are a drunk Muscovite that is. That's why titty fucking is normally referred to as going "Russian."
Indeed Dr. Iron Dick, a meeting of all chikans from Ayashi is a splendid idea.
The ideal place for a chikan convention would have to be either,
1. South American (Caracas, Peru)
2. Possibly Japan - meet in one of those chikan bars with the simulated crowded simulated trains.
I would much prefer the former eheheh :-)). We'd get more for our money plus extras, sunshine, beaches, and dozens of gorgeous buttocks ooooh man.
Caracas would be better, we could arrange to meet Senior Carlos ehehhe ;-)).
Anyone here from Russia ? It would be interesting to know about groping in russian bars ? and other areas of eastern europe ?.
chikan convention 2004
I would be all for a chikan convention in Caracas in 2004.
Count me in chaps !
masturbating twice a day ? please help
I always find myself masturbating everyday twice a day. At the end of the day the bottom of my back hurts.
I always masturbate over pics of naked women with big bums. I cant help it I have a strong urge to do this.
Why is this ? am I weakening my erection by doing this ? am I lowering my sperm count ?
please advice webmaster
I always find myself masturbating everyday twice a day. At the end of the day the bottom of my back hurts.
I always masturbate over pics of naked women with big bums. I cant help it I have a strong urge to do this.
Why is this ? am I weakening my erection by doing this ? am I lowering my sperm count ?
How do I control my masturbation habits. I am single.
mastuerbating twice a day
Simple... get a girlfriend
Re: masturbating everyday twice a day
If you are young, masturbating everyday twice a day is not too many. If it hurts you, however, you are masturbating too hard - because your hand is too hard contrast to the vagina. Get a girlfriend.
But if you can not find a girlfriend, use lubricant. Masturbation does not hurt you. It would be good for your health if you do it right.
shogun is a hero
Great post little shogun.
Its important us chikans show these whores who is boss.
Break the bitch make her cry is the way of the chikan.
Re: Paul Foster & Little Shogun
This message board is not about rape, drugging, kidnapping, etc. If that's what you are into, then find some other place. We don't want to hear it. There is only ONE Shogun. It is I, and I do not stand for your message. Do not in any way connect my trademark and/or other intellectual property with your own interests.
where itis at
you guys in london need to go down to soho in the gay bars......no not for guy...the girls in there are the slutties dunken bitches i've ever met
...an i've been every where trust me
I dont like this new shit on Ayashi
Please refrain from posting stories of rape, kidnapping etc. I dont like this shit which is appearing on the board.
Paul Foster & Little Shogun please find another board to chat about your rape, kidnap fantasises your vile sickos.
cuteguy & SOHO and places to fuck women
If your gay then Soho does cater for your needs. If your looking for a slut to fuck stick to the pubs.
KEEP AWAY FROM THE STRIP BARS WHICH HAVE SCANTELY CLAD FEMALES STANDING OUTSIDE they are rip off places,
If you must pay for a whore in SOHO go to Berwick street and look out for the neon lights and a sign saying 'models'.
The 'models' are not usually
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A female only car increases chikan
Nagoya city subway system in central Japan introduced a female only car last September. Now every train has one female only car in that no chikan has been reported ever since. However, chikan has increased in the rest of the subway system. As a whole, Nagoya subway now has more chikan incidents than before.
Nice stories. But I must say I like stories when there real do you have one of your own expeience? We love to hear about them
Man of the Month
Here's a vote and a ummmmmm . . . "thumbs up" . . . to Jay for his "thumb between her butt cheeks" stories in May.
Re: Jay's Stories
Jay has some of my favorite stories of all time. Like the one when he was in 8th grade and got into a crowd at a NYC play (I believe it was) against some glamorous looking woman standing next to her husband. My boy Jay spermed in her butt crack and all over her dress just as she turned to him to say, "That's OK."!!!
Or, how about the one at Rockerfeller Plaza (I think it was) where he chi
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Please nominate the man of the month
Also I'm still looking for the title for the award.
Re: Name for Award
I thought this was settled Master Ayashi. We have a name . . . "Man of the Month" and "Man of the Year" for the overall winner. Of course, a woman could win it too, but that appears to be extremely unlikely.
Re: Suggestions for Improvement
I think some great suggestions have been made to improve this board. Somebody suggested a search engine, and we got one. Great improvement! Then, somebody suggested a map, and we got the "ethnography." Another great improvement!
There is no reason to change things just for the sake of change however. We have to ask whether a proposed change really makes things better, worse, or has no
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Re: Name for Award
Yes, but, I feel that the name is mediocre and remind you that I'm open to a proposal.
Perverted Encounter of the month
Hey Web Master how about Perverted Encounter of the month?
For example. Perverted Encounter of the Month go to .. Nanbread.
His Encounter with the Blonde French Girl tits,
Re: Gentlebrush - Pervert
If you want to sign up to be called "pervert" buddy, be my guest! Hehehehe :-) How about . . . "Concert Buttfucker For The Ages!" I may know nothing about music brother, but when it coooomes to concert buttfuckin, ain't nobody better!
PS I need some more good bar action soon!
Yeah Maybe Pervert is a little strong. I didn't mean to Fend anyone. I know IM a pervertI figure it our Chikan sense of humor. But I will keep on trying for a new name.
the best position for your pole
In order to test the waters with a juicy butt to see how the woman reacts. I recommend Black Shoguns 'hot dog' position.
If the female is ok with that then move into 'doggy style fucking position' i.e hard cock poking directly into her crack.
a variation of the 'hot dog position'
I call it the hot dog with ketchup.
When chikan sprays his juices into a female crack whilst in the hot dog position. This is known as the hot dog with ketchup special.
Re: Nanbread - Hot Doggin It
Actually Nan, what happened in that story ("Doin the Bum Diddly") is that as I buggered the pretty little blonde, her friend turned to her in the crowd and said that she felt like she was the one being butt fucked. I thought it was funny because I was between her blonde friend's ass cheeks at that very moment!
I agree with you that it's best to start out with the "weiney in the bun" first,
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I had a similiar experience. One time I was walking through this very narrow isle and noticed this pretty brunette aaaaahh. I deliberately placed my hands around her waist and allowed my meat pole to run across both her buttocks. Saying excuse me in her ear.
She turned and looked at me and said in a loud voice "U didnt have to touch me to get passed". I glanced back and noticed there were alot of people around. Since I didnt want to draw attention I moved off quickly.
Such is the way of the chikan, true danger is a must eheheheh
More on Hot Dogs
For those of you who may be totally unfamiliar with the West, a "hot dog" is also a type of sandwhich eaten primarily in the U.S. It qualifies as a sandwhich because it's meat (a sausage) in between bread. You can dress your hot dog with condiments such as ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, saurkraut (yuck), chili, cheese, etc. Whatever you like I guess.
Also, in the U.S. to "hot dog" or
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First drugging, kidnapping, and rape. Now pedophilia??? Nikk, unless you are 10 to 14 years of age yourself, you need to go somewhere. Even if you are 10 to 14, maybe you still shouldn't be here. This board is for grown folks . . . or at least young adults 18 and up.
Re: Perverted Encounter of the Month
Or PEM ... that is not bad.
Re: Webmaster - Perverted Encounter of the Month
Encounter or encounter(s) . . . depending on how active and successful one's "practice" has been for that particular month. Just don't ever call me "Pervert of the Month" or "Pervert of the Year."
Master Ayashi, in my humble opinion, I still think it's a mistake to change it. There's no need. The focus on removing mediocrity in the name of the award is, again in my humble opinion, misgui
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Older Big Butts
The states of Arizona,New Mexico,Nevada and Texas in the United States,theses states don't have subways,packed buses and trains with people,or malls.So,the opportunities to get some booty are limited somewhat.But,the butts I have got to,was booties that I did get was big butts from older females,these was females that close to me in someway.
hotdog in mayonaise
I suggest we use the term 'Hotdog in Bun With Mayenaise' to mean when a chikan cums inside a females butt cracks in the hotdog position.
Re: name of the award
>Let's focus on substance and recognize and award people
>who submit good stories. That's what counts.
I agree. But I think that few of us mess with the title is not much distraction.
You don't like the word "pervert", do you? Just like you, I don't think of it as a noble word. So that I ponder over the acronym, PEM. It can be Personal Endeavor Marvelled or something.
Anyway, I'm open to your opinions.
Re: Nanbread - Hot Dog with Mayo
Hot dogs with mayo??? EWWWW! The German people eat french fries with mayo. EWWWW, EWWWW, EWWWW!!! If a hot dog is to be served with mayonaise, then I agree that it should be of the type that is squashed between bouncy female butt cheeks.
Re: Chinese Chikan
Yes Chinese Chikan. Sometimes, you must not care who is watching. Otherwise, your action will be ruined. If you have not read them yet, see some of my earlier stories where women saw me butt fucking other women. I did not care. In fact, I often kept going until orgasm!
If another woman is looking too hard for too long at the very height of my pleasure, then I just say in my head, "Keep looking because YOUR butthole is NEXT!" AAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Some stories you can read where other women saw me include: "Inaugural Nut"; "Tippy Toes Concert Booty"; "Shogun's Hat Trick". Use the search engine to find.
Chikan movie director
I think the movie clips are great. If I were millionaire, I would make chikan movie clips. I would follow the advise of Punjabi Butt Humper. He says that those movie clips should be more realistic. I would hire several actors and actresses. I would make many different scenes. For example.
Scene 1) I would film the actors and actresses doing a line up. They would stand pressed up against o
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A question about chikan movie scenes
If you were a chikan movie director, what would be your favorites chikan scenes that you would film ?. How would you make them, to look realistic and exciting like the stories that we write on this site?. If the scene is too crowded, it would be difficult to film any bulge or hand in a girl´s butt crack. How would you solve this problem of a crowded scene?.
Re: Carlos - Chikan Movie Director
Three cheers for Senor Carlos! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! This is the best submission Senor Carlos has made in a long, long time, and he is exactly right. These are EXACTLY the types of chikan films that should be scripted, directed, produced, marketed and sold. I think that production costs for such films could be kept fairly low, and with there definitely being a ma
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Re.Question about Chikan Movie sene
My Favorite Scene would be to have a few actors one in different cities and countries where they go to a bus station or a platform sub station they would be a little early before the rush hour on would wait for any lovely prey that would his desire blonde brunette red head slim tall med. build petite with a nice round juicy ass or onion butt big booty little booty. We would have an other actor whi
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A Chikan Comedy Film
Oh, I forgot that I have an idea for a chikan comedy movie. Again, this site offers ample material. In one scene, the chikan would be butt fucking a bubble butt woman on a packed bus. But little does he realize that the woman had chili beans for lunch . . . he feels something warm on his dick . . . the woman has passed gas on his penis! This is from a true story written on this board a long ti
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More Serious Note
As with Gentlebrush, I too would do a movie that involves a chikan and an undercover cop. Only, in my movie, a full-length feature film, the chikan, who happens to be a prominent man living in London, would be caught, and the movie would deal with how being caught for chikan impacts his life and all those around him.
Shogun Shout Pictures,
Re. Chikan comedy film
LOL Shogun I haven't laugh that hard in a long time I almost choke on my hot dog which I been eating a lot lately, You would definitely be the Director of the comedy movies You forgot one about the Gay Chikan with the train conductor pushing the people on the Tokyo Train and at the last minute Gay Chikan push the conductor on the train with Gay Chikan behind him humping him until the next stop. I thought that was kind of funny.
Re: Gentlebrush - Chikan Comedy Film
Mr. Benny Hill is my inspiration :-)
OOooooooooooh so exciting making a chikan movie aaaaaahhh. The best place to make such a movie would be in Caracas. All those lovely juicy buttocks. Ohhhh heaven is awaiting in Caracas.
We need to focus on the facial expressions of the woman being chikaned as she feels a meaty fleshy monster exploring the walls of her butt cracks. The embarassing expression on her face, her eyes half closed
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Here is a scene from my upcoming film. The red carpet opening will be held at a theater near you:
1. Schoolgirls. The Rubswell Avenue bus is running late, much too late. A crowd has gathered at each of its stops. It's a beautiful Spring day. Sarah, Melissa, and Jodi have left school late as they were punished for wearing skirts much shorter than school regulations allow. It's 4:00 PM.
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make Chijo movies
a group of girls on trains and buses molestering guys
use their hands to masturbate for those guys
then the girls suck the guys' dicks
then make the guys suck and lick their pussies
and then make the guys fuck them and give them facial.
oh,also the girls make the guys use their hands to masturbate their pussies and breasts,while a few girls molestering the guys,the other girls masturbates themselves.
take all the guys' clothes off
the guy being forced to suck pussies on one end
on the other end a girl sits on his dick and ride horse.
at the end,the guys ejeculate on the girls' faces and bodies
the girls leaves their juices on the guys' bodies,like on their stomaches,butts,chests,faces.
James Herbert His Novel 'The Lair'
Have any of you guys read a thriller called the Lair by James Herbert.
In one chapter he describes a scene where a chikan in London rubs his testicals against women in crowded underground trains.
Worth the read if you can get hold of this novell.
Report on Chikans and Flashers in London
If you are a women you will be groped and exposed to on the tube on a fairly regular basis during the rush hour which is between 8 and 9 am Monday to Friday. Frequent haunts gropers include Victoria, Central and Circle Line.
Techniques include the blatant "Oh sorry, I though your breast was a handrail" to the very sleazy "The train is crowded, but not that crowded mate and it isn't jiggling
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GENTLEMAN BRUSHH MAKES CHIKAN MOVIE AHAHAH
BROTHERR GENTLEMAN BRUSH
WHEN U MAKE MOVIES IN LONDON I LIKE TO BE STAR OF MOVIE AHAHAHAH I PUSH MY PECKER IN POLICE WOMANS CRACK AND SHE GOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH AND SAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AND SHE SAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AND I SAYY AHHHH
ALL WINDOWSS STEAM UP IN CARRIAGEE AND LONG IRON PECKKER OF IRON DICK MAKES WOMAN POLICE HORNY AHAHAHAHAHHA I MAKE POLICE WOMAN HAPPY AHAHAHHAH
Link to my group again!
this is a link to my yahoo-group. I know that it is not exactly chikan stuff although I like chikan stuff very much. But it contains photos and some clips which are about groping and fondling. So take a look at it. I will lower the terms of requirement to join especially for you here. So join if you want to. And I would be very happy about pics or clips you might post. The thing is that I would like to see more of european chikan. Maybe some of you agree. So let's try to provide a common base for that.
Re: Nanbread - BOOTY BANDIT!!!
Nan! I don't believe you! You STOLE another lion's meal!!! BAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Wasn't that you complaining about chikans stealing from other chikans??? Hahaha! You have violated your own rules! Next time it happens to you buddy, you shall receive no sympathy from me :-) To the victor goes the spoils . . . the BOOTY of chikan war!
By the way, I saw that the queen was celebrating 50 years on the throne. I saw huge crowds. As the English women waved the Union Jack in the crowd, this chikan would have been "JACKING UP" up some English girl bum . . . just like changing a tire . . . JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK!!!!! AAAAHAHAHA!
PS For a great story about "chikan civil war", see my piece entitled "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!"
Re: Francesco - European Chikan
I agree with you Francesco. There needs to be more stuff of Euro-American women getting their buttocks and titties groped. There's a series of films out there called Groping America (www.gropingamerica.com), but I don't find the few scenes I have viewed to be very good. Will somebody please, please, please make movies of Euro-American women getting chikan buttfucked? Please???
Hey I knew there is someone like me. I also know Gropingamerica.com and I agree that this isn't "La Creme de la Creme" but maybe one day we can enjoy european chikan in perfection. But collecting pics and clips at yahoo is at least a beginning.
Re: Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!
Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!! I just read my own story about chikans fighting for buttocks, and I can't stop lauging! HAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop it Nan! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say with humility that "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!" is an absolute Ayashi BBS CLASSIC. One of my best ever! Use search engine to find :-)
As an epilogue to that story, I remember that I used to see this Native American guy in this bar that I go to. He was older . . . looked 40s to early 50s to me . . . and he was GOOD! He would stand there with a beer in his hand and bum 20-something girls without there being any real crowd around. Takes skill and nerve to do that. I haven't seen him in several years. Appeared to be a migrant worker type.
And another you all will like.
Click the button on the left which says "Grapsch"
Then "BILDER LECHZ"
And then check all the albums on the left (written in blue)
Re: Francesco - Germany
Say Francesco, you are in Germany right? What did you think of my "movie" where the chikans get their dicks out and go for "der poopen chutes" of the blonde German frauleins??? AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Francisco - Movies
See earlier discussions from Carlos' questions about chikan movies. "Der poopen chute" is slang (mine) for (_*_).
Which movie? And what the fuck is the "der poopen chutes". Translate it in any other language except German! Otherwise I'm sorry and you have to go on laughin' alone.
We heard you dude. Must you say everything 2 and 3 times? Hit the send button only once for cryin out loud :-)
I think you guys are just children who masturbate far too much. The last 20 posts have revolved around kiddies stories and nothing to do with being a true groper.
No groper would lick a womens hair and begins eating it whilst they are butt fucking her what aload of nonsense. Please dont make me laugh. If they did they would not get away with it.
Noone shouts aaahh and oooh even in n
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Well gee, I see you're here with all the rest of us. So what does that make you then you (_*_) :-/( BUTTHEAD)??? Get a fuckin job BOZO!
I stand by what I write too. And I do not boast. However, I will defend myself when attacked by a nay-saying, know-it-all, "elitist" chikan like you. There's a big difference between the two. Not only that, but I think the facts over the last 7 months
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Re: Guest - Kiddy Stories?
Remembering the "kid" and "child" in oneself helps to keep life fun. I think I'll just keep having fun and "doin the hot dog" with pretty female buttcracks while you stay in your dirty, funky, little room and jerk off and sob while you read Ayashi BBS and mutter, "That could never happen to a buttrubbin' loser like me :-/ I hate Shogun . . . he has all the fun . . . boo hoo, sniff, sniff."
You're a jealous fuck guest because you have no "serious success" as a chikan. I'll tell you what. The next time I nut between some deep female booty cheeks? I'll do a SHOGUN SHOUT just for you . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Black Shogun :-)
Oh no Web Master. Guest figure us out. what are we going to do? Now your going to have to shut down the site..... NOT!! lol
Gust you have a right to your opinion and I respect that and it don't bother me a bit. We have our fellowship on this board and we enjoy writing our experience and reading them and we have enjoy our sense of humor regarding Chikan.
You Mention groper don't lick hair and chew it while butt fucking. But we know we did it. You have to be one of us to understand. that why this board has become a success. Question for you guest are you a groper? Tell us your experience you seem to know what a groper doesn't do. Please share
Re: Gentlebrush - What Chikans Do
One time, Brush said that when he was creamin' some crack, he SCREAMED like he was in pain! Now, I thought that was funny. The only time I might make any such sound is when I'm absolutely certain it won't be heard . . . I've said that many a time on this board.
Nobody can hear a thing at a concert, or in a really noisy and crowded bar where everybody is talking, and that also has a dance
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What's cool about chikan
Let's face it...none of us are rock stars, movie stars, male models or millionaires. Those guys get to fuck thousands of hot women in a lifetime, whereas the average guy gets to fuck a handful. That's what I love about being a chikan...I'm just an average guy, but I get to have sexual encounters with hundreds - possibly thousands - of women. Hot women, older women, women way out of my league...all kinds. Who else can say that they've butt-fucked as many babes as we have without being some sort of a celebrity?
"They talk irrelevant stuff about making silly porno movies. What we want to hear are hardcore chikan stories."
Dude...nobody has posted as many *quality* stories as Black Shogun. Nobody. His stories are hot as hell, and always a pleasure to read. Not only does the guy have incredible stories, he is a good writer. He pays attention to detail. When some guys write about an encounter on this
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Pls give me your comments on the below. Wud love to hear from u guys
I am Ritesh 32, married to Nisha 30. i just love to see my wife being groped by men. She has a curvaceous body and men dont leave a chance to fondle her. The problem is she is very shy and conservative nad hates it. Wud love if pls share such similar experiences and idea of how i can set her up and watch her being thoroughly groped.
Can such situation lead to sex???? never thot about it.. She was a virgin when i married her..
Hope to hear from u all soon.
Educating Guest as to the Ways Of the Chikan
If you have nothing constructive to add to this board please refrain from posting.
The terms "OHHHH" or "AHHHH" were first coined by Dr Iron Dick many years ago on this board. Later elaborated on by the likes of myself and Brother Shogun, reasons for this were two fold,
1. These sounds are used as metaphorical expressions to describe the height of orgasm when a chikan p
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What you need to do is
1. Get your wife to wear a tight mini skirt. And dangle her hair behind her shoulders. Tell her not to wear any tights or stockings.
2. Spray her shoulders and neck with expensive perfume
3. Ensure that her hair is nicely washed with a nice smelling shampoo.
4. Next escort to her crowded train during a rush hour. Make her stand on the platform an
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re:ritz please explain to your wife
You must explain that touching and feeling is a very beautiful thing. It holds within it the power of thrill and excitment. It holds within it the power to heal. Of course such power can be abused.
Remember the old Star Trek saying "Boldy go where no man has gone before"
Every woman is a sexual being, she wishes to explore with another man in her heart. What lies outside her bubble. She maybe be afraid at first. Have no fear this is normality. We all fear what we dont know. This is what she learn to overcome her fears and face them.
I want you to ask her and tell her to be honest. What are her wildest sexual fantasises.
Remember the women that are most shy are the biggest sexual predators in society.
Yes she is a typical Punjabi female. Her chest size is 34 D and she has a very curvaceous and fleshy butt and what stands out is her deep ass crack. When she wears Salwars or sarees, her crack is quite visible. She is quite conservative and shy, but men lust for her body. I have just had 1 or 2 chances when i saw men pawing her ass.. she was so uncomfortable....
I have seen my friends staring at her ass crack. Unfortunately i dont have any images of her butt.. Lets see if i can get one later..
Love to hear your comments, ideas etc on what i have written..
Thanks. What u have wriiten wud be my fantasy but my wife wud not agree. She does not even know that I fantasise this.. I wud need some gr8 idea to set her up so that she is utterly defenceless and Men can paw her. Pls help..
She is very fair and pretty. She wears Salwars, sarees and sometimes trousers. I love tight trousers.. she wears them but she says "gosh my Panty line can be seen"
I have some downright lecherous friends and once at a party i overheard 2 of them saying "if only i can see her naked" ....
Hope to hear from u ..
Are u married? do u have any such experiences?
In order to overcome her shyness. She must be appreciated for her beauty. Do not flatter her but compliment her. Is she willing to talk dirty with you ?.
First you must compliment her and how nice it it to be loved by a woman like her. Once she is in the mind state you then must talk dirty with her (shift the topic slowly). Ask her what makes her pussy wet. Does she watch porno
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ritz which country are you in ?
Are you based in India ? we have a man of wisdom who haunts this forum now again.
He is known as the notorious Punjabi Butt Humper. Please read his previous posts. Much can be learned about asian/indian women and how to seduce there lovely gee filled buttocks.
Re: Jay - Jay Knows Chikan
Thanks for the words Jay. You know how much I have contributed to this board, and given the level of my effort, it just pissed me off that some A-hole who knows nothing of me would come on here and question my motives.
As you also know, you have written some of my favorite stories. What I wouldn't have done to trade places with you in some of those situations. However, rather than being
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Re: Ritz - Your Wife
Ritz - does your wife eat a lot of ghee? According to Punjabi Butt Humper, ghee is the substance that often leads to the very shapely, soft, and round buttocks of the Punjabi woman. If what you say is true about your wife, then if I were standing behind her, I would lay my dick between her buttocks cheeks like a sausage on a "Ritz cracker" (a type of cracker in the U.S.).
Yes our food is quite rich.. HSe does eat a lot of Ghee.Can you pls read my earlier messages and come up with detailed suggestions.she is quite shy and conservative. Nanbread has already given me some suggestions.
I have replied to your messages in earlier posts.
You really need to lose your wife in a crowded train. If your in india this should not be too difficult. Does she eat alot of ghee ? I can only visualize her rounded buttocks so soft and plum waiting to be explored with my bloody, testorone filled monster. Ahhhhh such is the way of nanbread. He takes what is his.
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Thanks again. I rarely suceed in talking dirty with her.She is very shy and conservative. I have watched a couple of porno movies with her... SHe blushes and gushes profusely... As naturally she does get wet.... and we end up having sex...Although i shag her almost daily... she is quite conservative... I have managed to fuck her ass only 3-4 times till now.. SHe is extremely ti
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Re: Ritz - Suggestions
Nan actually gave quite a few good suggestions already. I think the most important thing is to make sure that your wife dresses appropriately for the ocassion. Then, you must make sure that she goes to the right places . . . places where there are thick crowds. If these two things happen, then I can assure you that the rest will take care of itself. The chikans will see to that my friend.
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As you can see Brother Shogun and I have given you our greatest wisdom here.
Have you considered taking your wife to a live concert that way chikans will have the opportunity to jam themselves against her whole body. If you have followed our advice carefully after you have left the crowds. You should find wet semen stains on the back of her thighs and skirt and saliva stains all over her hair.
RE : Shogun
Thanks. Well yes maybe she can wear a tight trouser.As i have said, she has a very deep and prominent crack. My friends lust for her body...Shud i leave her alone... becos the prob is that she needs to be rendered defenceless...Any suggestions?
Also is there a risk involved if any??? do let me know.. not that i mind but i can be prepared becos i am very very eager to see her getting pawed...
Thanks again.. I have a live concert by a local band coming up in 3 days. Its a closed door one but i know that it gets packed more than one can imagine. But mostly it gets filled by Yougsters. Should I take her there? She has neer been to such concerts and actually does not like them.....
the maximum she can wear is tight trousers. the crowd can get rowdy there... will it help? what shud i do once there? becos obviously if i am there with her she wud expect me to protect me and if i cant then she wud want to leave???
are there risks in leaving her alone?? pls be very frank.. not that i dont mind risks but just want to be prepared..
Thanks for all the help.... hoping a detailed mail..
Re: Ritz - Risks
I suppose there's always the risk that somebody might try to go too far . . . even physically hurt somebody. However, you can virtually eliminate this risk by, strangely enough, sticking to fairly public places!
You see, a part of a chikan's thrill is public groping . . . this enhances the experience. But the gropee, and in this case the husband of the gropee, benefit by the public nature
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How about taking your wife shopping oneday in a busy shopping mall ?. Maybe you can take to one of those places with narrow isles. That way chikans can brush past her slapping there hard meaty poles on both her cheeks.
How about open stall markets ? such places are notorious for chikan who will pretend to be looking at whats on display by pressing on her body and leaning over. This way the chikan is doggy fucking her in her crack and you can stand at a distance and watch how the chikan works his way in.
As brother shogun says aslong as the place is public she wont get hurt, only poked, bummed, or slapped on the buttocks by someones cock.
bring her to london for the new years eve celebration
She will almost certainly be pawed on the arse by chikans. Maybe dr iron dick can teach her a thing or two ehehehhe.
Such is the way of nanbread.
What shud i be doing??? I need to act fast if i need to get the tickets to the concert.... Pls help me out with your detailed mail on what i had asked.
Hi Nan / Shogun,
I will take her out to a very crowded mall today. But what do guys advise shud i take her to the concert... Its packed to the brim with guys shirtless and so on. Can convince her to come though....
But is it risky (am willing to take some risks) she is the kind who will not open up and tell me though.. is there a plan i need to devise when i take her there? shud i lose her????
And what does Shogun mean by "Skilled CHikans can get away with outlandish things as well"??? just need to know it...
Shud i take her there???? need to get the tickets... Firstly i will take her out today...
Pls explain the concert thing in detail.....
Thanks a million again.....
Re: Ritz - Outlandish Things
Read the archives of "Sensual Stories", "Memorable Comments", and "Man of the Year." Then, you will know.
Re : SHogun
I have read some of them. But not really able to put it in context. I value your suggestions and help. I am taking her out to a mall today. But can u pls give me a detailed mail charting my course of action if we decide to go to the concert. She will wear either of these 3 dresses : Salwar, Saree or a trouser.... what do u suggest....
Sorry for the trouble but given the backgroung pls detail a complete course of action for me (along with the 'outlandish' things i can expect..
I will mail u in detail about my experience at the mall..
Hoping to hear from u soon in detail and aplogies for trouble..
Re: Ritz - Course of Action
I'm sorry Mr. Ritz, but I cannot give you a "course of action." That's not the way things work. Every situation is different, and thus, must be treated as "fluid."
If you want to know what to expect or get an idea of what can happen, then again, my best advice to you is to read the stories. They speak for themselves. Clearly, not all of them are true, but that's for the reader to decide. Start with the most recent ones first in the sections I noted, then work back.
And do not ignore "Memorable Comments." I'm not sure how Master Ayashi goes about deciding how written materials will be archived, but there are what I consider to be full-fledged stories in the "Memorable Comments" section.