Ayashi-BBS Hall of Fame

This archives page enshrines the writings of our beloved Pakistani Bottom Groper

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 20 Apr 2003 00:34:13 GMT)

Fish & Chips

Whatever happens, plead guilty only if its your first offense. If you dont then you might end up in worse situation.

Please go and see a doctor about your issues. Believe me life is far too short to end up in jail just for touching up some girl in a crowd.

I recall Guru saying never allow your passions to control your life good luck.

pakistani bottom groper (Sat 26 Apr 2003 10:09:48 GMT)


Hi Webmaster,

I vote Guru , however can we not think of a better fitting title then Chikan of the month ?

Guru has had given alot of help and support to members of this community and not just about being a 'Chikan'. He rights with feelings and many of his posts have touched my heart.

Other members of this forum should listen and learn from Guru.

pakistani bottom groper (Sat 26 Apr 2003 10:18:11 GMT)

dr iron dick in amsterdam

Hi dr iron dick, enjoy amsterdam !. I once lived there for 2 years running an IT project for a large bank overthere. The women are absolutely stunning and have buttocks that put english girls to shame.

I have had many pleasurable moments in the red light district. My favourite hooker was this blonde polish girl. Who use to give me the most awsome blow job.

The dutch girls are very passionate when it comes to sex. I kind of miss Amsterdam to day. Maybe when the IT market picks up I might move back out there again.

pakistani bottom groper (Sat 26 Apr 2003 10:20:10 GMT)

black shogun

mate, aussie girls are all game. They are easy to shag and mind a quick shaft up the buttocks,

pakistani bottom groper (Mon 28 Apr 2003 16:18:23 GMT)

black shogun, webmaster and Guru

I think you have missed the point.

Why not have an award for the most helpful person who gives advice on how to improve oneself. For example Guru mentioned the use of certain yoga techniques to control sexual urges.

We can still continue with the Chikan of the month award for the best stories.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 07 Jun 2003 12:59:20 GMT)

Ritz please listen to Guru (Punjabi Butt Humper)

Hi Ritz,

As you can see all the members of this community are willing to help you on your quest to fulfilment. In particular please listen to Guru. He is very wise and has many talents which transcend this community.

I want to be like Guru. I train hard in the gym, martial arts and yoga. I also study viewing auras like Guru. Oneday I shall be a karate & wrestling champion like him.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 10 Jun 2003 15:55:58 GMT)

Hi Guru !!! Please answer my question

Hi Guru,

I want to learn Reiki and would be honoured if you could provide me some information on how to harness the energies for healing.

I am very grateful to you.

Your Disciple Pakistani Bottom Groper

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 10 Jun 2003 15:59:24 GMT)


Hi Ritz,

Please listen to what Guru has to say. He speaks from the heart and I have known him for many years now.

Nanbread, Jay and Black Shogun are old timers on this forum. Please feel free to share any questions with them too.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Wed 11 Jun 2003 17:54:02 GMT)

Where is Guru

Hi Guru,

I take it you are in good health. I am really keen to learn Reiki and would be honoured if you could teach me how to harness the energies for healing.

I am very grateful to you.

Your Disciple Pakistani Bottom Groper

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Wed 11 Jun 2003 21:01:40 GMT)


Hi Shogun,

I have great respect for Guru as he has taught me much about life. He has helped enrich my life and always speaks from the heart.

You can also learn much from Guru if you follow his teachings and way of life.

Oneday I hope to meet Guru in person.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 19 Jun 2003 10:10:57 GMT)

goodbye Nanbread

Nan, its so sad to see you leave this community. At the same time I want to see you lead a much more joyful and normal life.

Goodbye and God bless you.


Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 02 Aug 2003 18:52:50 GMT)


Hi Guru/Ricky/Shogun/Nanbread and the rest of the gang.

Has anyone heard from Guru ?

Today I have observed so many beautiful foreign girls on vacation here in London corrrrrrrrrrr. They always make a habit of wearing tight fit jeans and skirts to show of their bubbly buttocks corrrrr worrrrrrrrr corrrrrrrrrrr.

I came in my pants yesterday on the underground after humping a gor

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Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:47:39 GMT)

History of Gropers

Hi Guru ! Hi Black Shogun, Nanbread, Ricky Merry, Dr. Iron Dick, Gentlebrush and the rest of the gang.

I recall reading some articles on the internet of groping happening on crowded trains in the 1970's.

The history of groping is such a fascinating subject. I mean its such a thin line to draw between a groper who happens to cop a feel of girls arse in a bar, night club and someone who chooses to palm a girl on a crowded train.

Should gropers fall into the category of perverts and criminals. If groping really is a crime. Why not arrest all those drunken men who pinch womens bottoms in night clubs ?.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:49:54 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

When a woman bends over especially during the summer when they wear thin dressed and short skirts. All the men scream corrrrrrrrrrrr.

I take it your from Oz right ? the oz girls are absolutely gorgeous corrrrrrrr
worrrrrrrr. The oz girls in london are sexy as hell corrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrr

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:54:19 GMT)

Black Shogun - chunky chickens

Hi Shogun,

I like a woman with a bit of mean around the waist. That way I have somthing to hold onto when I squash up tight against her backside corrrrrrrrr.

I call these women chunky chickens. My favourite are the chunky chicken blonde english girls in business suits corrrrrrrrrrr. They are so chunky, meaty and have softy bubbly butts corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrr.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 10 Aug 2003 18:00:11 GMT)

Classification of women - chunky chicken

Hi Shogun, Guru, Gentlebrush, Nanbread and the rest of the gang.

In london we have lots of dishy chunky chicken women.

My definition of a chunky chicken is a girl with some meat on her waist and big meaty buttocks. When I hold a woman in my arms I like something to hold onto.

Black Shogun, your sub classification of women into each variety is very good.

However I see the term chunky chicken woman as a universal meaning any woman that meets the criteria can be categorised as a chunky chicken.

What are your thoughts on this chikan friends ?

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 11 Aug 2003 20:05:48 GMT)

chunky chicken women

Hi Guru, Ricky, Shogun, Nanbread,

I agree with Ricky Merry. One must not confuse chunky chicken women with fatty women. Fatty women are chunky in the wrong places.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 16 Aug 2003 06:46:46 GMT)

scored with a chunky chicken brunette

Hi Guru, Shogun, Nanbread, Rick, Carlos and rest of the gang.

Today I could not believe my luck when I got pushed into the doors of a carriage by the surge of the crowd. Much to my delight I ended up squashed up behind a good smelling chunky chicken bruette with great smelling hair and dark tan corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrr. Her buttocks were fantastic like big juicy and round showing thro

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Pakistani Bottom Groper (Wed 20 Aug 2003 21:04:15 GMT)

Special Hallo to Dr Iron Dick

Welcome back my friend, your presence was missed greatly on the forum.

I love amsterdam and plan to go for a long weekend in a few weeks.

Hi Guru/Hi BBS Gang..

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 29 Aug 2003 18:10:05 GMT)

morning rush !

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Dr Iron Dick, Gentlebrush, Rick and the rest of the gang.

This morning trains were delayed left, right and centre due to the power failures last night.

As the train stopped at the platform the doors opened I could not believe my luck. The carriages were completely crowded. I noticed people running back and forth between carriages looking for room to squeeze in

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Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:12:49 GMT)

humping chunky chicken blondes

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Dr Iron Dick, Gentlebrush,Nanbread

These are my favourite haunts to hump chunky chicken blondes in London

Tiger Tiger (Saturday Nights)

Equinox (Saturday Nights)

Irish Bars (in vicinity of SOHO on friday/saturday nights )

All-Bar-One (Leciester Square - Saturday nights)

Roadhouse - Covent Gardens - nice young chunky chicken blondes

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:33:38 GMT)

Black Shogun

Hi Black Shogun,

If you want to bum local english girls. Go to Tiger Tiger around 10-00 pm. By that time the girls are already drunk and you can bang them hard corrrrrrrrr. Go on saturday nights its jam packed corrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrr.

My favourite technique is to plug my cock in and leave it in whilst I follow the girl round from behind corrrrrrrrr worrrrrr.

The hippodrome/Equinox tends to be rather mixed that is lot of european, american and english girls still worth going for a gang bang though.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 09:11:54 GMT)

admendments to chikan terms

Where Black Shogun writes "hotdog" this should be "hotdog in bun" a common technique used by chikans to test the waters.

A common technique I use in crowded bars like Tiger Tiger are 'doggy bone'. When the drunken girl is leaning against the bar waiting for a drink. Come up behind her and switch doggy style position. Now move your hips back and forth banging your hard bone in between her cheeks. Moving faster and faster till you hit orgasm.

I have experimented with the boa constrictor technique used by dr iron dick on a crowded train. Its a good technique when you want to crush up against a chunky chicken.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:48:50 GMT)

cock slapping

This technique has been documented many moons ago by a chikan who called himself 'Clay'. This technique involves slapping your hard cock on the right cheek then swivel your hips and slap your cock on the left cheek. This technique is more of a startup/warmup to get your pole hard so you can then proceed with the 'doggy bone'.

Whilst doing the doggy bone, as you thrust into her crack breath out uhhhhhhhhhhhhh and you come out of her crack breath out ooooooooooorr.

At the point of orgasm one can cry aaaaaaaahhh breathing out hard tensing the muscles hard in the lower abdomen.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:51:04 GMT)

Corrections !! - Doggy Bone

Whilst doing the doggy bone, as you thrust into her crack breath out ooooooooooorr. and you come out of her crack breath in

At the point of orgasm one can cry aaaaaaaahhh breathing out hard tensing the muscles hard in the lower abdomen.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:54:22 GMT)

Listen to Guru He Is Right !

Guru practises breathing techniques when he practises yoga.

When one practices the art of chikan. One must learn to breath correctly whilst performing the various techniques.

Learn to breath in deeply at the same time keeping relaxed ooorrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaahh uuuuuuuhhh.

When you see a sexy looking chunky chikan say corrrrrrrrrr from your lower abdomen breathing out and tensing your lower abdominal muscles.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:59:12 GMT)

i vote inspector callaghan

I vote inspector callaghan...

Maybe we can convince to give up his ways and become a chikan :-))

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 30 Aug 2003 16:53:37 GMT)


Hi Carlos,

Caracas is true paradise indeed !. I wish I could be there with you enjoying a feel of these lovely teenage school girls corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Have u got any pics of caracas school girls corrrrrrrrrr !.

worrrrrrrrrrr corrrrrrrrrrrr. If I was in Caracas I would humping 3 times a day practising all the techniques listed on this forum. Corrrrrrrrrr. Maybe we can write an online book the Kama Chikan Sutra.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 02 Sep 2003 18:10:52 GMT)


Hi Guru,

Its is good to see sharing your wisdom on this board with fellow chikans.

U must all listen to Guru, he is a very wise man.

Hi Gentlebrush, good to see you back again !!

I think guest is very stupid to try and grope a woman in a store. Of course you will get caught.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:17:43 GMT)

chunky chicken girls

One time when I got stuck in a crowded concert. I accidently spoke my thoughts. Whilst I was squashed up against this chunky chikan blonde. I screamed corrrrrrrrrr I am going to roast you my chunky chikan...she must have heard me and turned her head. She looked at me for a few secs then turned back to her girlfriend and giggled :-)).

Has anyone used the 'Chin on the shoulder' technique. When your squashed against her backside. Place your chin on her shoulder then lean your head against the cheek of her face so you can smell the perfume on her neck and look into her face whilst humping her. Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:21:50 GMT)

chikan term - standing missionary position

This involved pressing the whole front part of your body onto her chest. If you do this correctly. You will feel her breasts pressed against your chest and cock pushed hard against her pussy.

This is a common technique used by london chikan on underground trains during rush hours.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:24:57 GMT)

Sleepy Head Technique

This technique has been documented by the NY Beast.

Sit next to your victim in a train and cross your arms across your chest to protect yourself in case she lashes out.

Now close your eyes and pretend to fall asleep and let your head fall between her breasts. She will think you have just dropped of to sleep. If she says wake up just pretend u are tired and drunk.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:28:12 GMT)

chikan term - Windscreen Wiper

This technique is fairly explanatory..

Brush your hard cock from left to right on your victims cheek like a windscreen wiper. Use the hips when you carry out this technique.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 06 Sep 2003 19:23:24 GMT)

Hi Guru

Hi Guru/Dr Iron Dick,

I am also studying martial arts. I wish to be like Guru and also work on developing my prana like Guru.

It is good that Dr Iron Dick is choosing to discuss such an interesting subject.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 06 Sep 2003 19:24:41 GMT)

Black Shogun

Hi Black Shogun,

It is always nice to have your input but please listen to what Guru has to say. He is a very wise man.


Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 07 Sep 2003 20:08:25 GMT)

Cleapatra Cobra Technique

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Dr. Iron Dick, Gentlebrush,

Today I was stuck in crowded train on the london underground. This presented and excellent opportunity to push my face into this slim girl with long dark hair. It smelled good as I sniffed it corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Each time I think she felt my nostrils poking her hair and she turning her head round. When she turned to the right I moved to the

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Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 07 Sep 2003 20:13:03 GMT)

martial arts

Hi Gentlebrush,

I am also training hard in martial arts like Guru. I also work out with weights and practise yoga style exercises.

I wish to be like my teacher Guru.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 18:17:34 GMT)

Bicycle Seat

This term is used by cheeky chikans when they see a beautiful woman walk down the road. They will scream corrrrrrrr. I wouldn't mind being your bicycle seat.

In confined spaces when a woman falls backwards, chikans standing behind adopt the bicycle seat position and allow the female to fall between the legs and use the arms to wrap around the waists.

Due the nature and difficulty of this technique it is often used on the spur of the moment or in a given situation.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 18:20:27 GMT)

The Car Seat Belt Technique

This is a variation of 'Bicycle technique' and involves fastening your arms and locking your hands around the waist of the female victim.

Not too be confused with Dr. Iron Dicks 'Boa Constrictor' technique which involves suffocating the female victime to the point the woman screams oooh I cannot breath.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 18:25:16 GMT)

Sausage in Sandwich

This technique is used by very short chikans who just cannot cop a feel of the womans crack because they are too short.

Instead they place their hard cocks in between the womans thighs or should I say sandwich thier sausage in between the thighs/legs.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 19:42:35 GMT)

Speed Groping

This involves a group of chikans who attempt to frotteur as many women as possible in the space of 3 mins.

Speed groping takes place such as Roadhouse in Covent Gardens and 'The Basement' in London.

They have been reports of gangs of gropers speed groping on London Underground however much skills is required to avoid capture by Inspector Callaghan and his merry men.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 19:44:31 GMT)

Hair Dryer

This technique involves breathing heavily over the womans face and neck. It is best done after applying the 'Shampoo' tactice to set the saliva droplets in the hair.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 19:47:20 GMT)

Face in the Breasts

This technique is fairly self explanatory. A variation of this technique has been documented by the Sex Beast which involves falling asleep next to your victim and letting your head fall between her breasts. If you are skilled enough one can apply the 'snake tongue' and a quick lick between the breasts.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 19:52:33 GMT)


I have never heard of chikans using such a technique in the field. However rich, sex hungry men have been known to hire women for female wrestling. The man wrestles with the woman in mud rather like the anaconda of the Amazon Rainforest battles with an alligator/crocodile using its body to pin down and suffocate its victim.

The 'chikan' would in this instance pin the girl down in the mud and squash her like Dr. Iron Dick does to amsterdam prostitutes.

We have yet to recieve reports of this technique being used by chikans.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 19:55:48 GMT)

Let the Lion Out the Cage

This involves unzipping your trousers and blowing your semen onto your victims thighs and crack. Also known as wet humping as documented by 'Jay'..

When one unzips and allows the sex hungry cock to stick out. Once can understand why it is termed let the lion out of the cage.

When you practise this techique always wear your shirt outside to cover your hungry lion :-).

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 20:06:06 GMT)

Playing with the Hungry Lion

Such technique has been documented by several british chikans.

When a chikan wants to play it safe and not get caught. He will stand right behind a sexy woman and imagine sticking his sausage in her crack.

He then plays with the 'hungry lion' by placing his hands in his pockets and breaths uuuuhh and corrrrr. Imagining digging into he fruity bum. Eventually the hungry lion roars and the chikan cums.

Such chikans pierce holes in their trouser pockets so they can reach thier hungry lion. If u must practise this technique wear dark trousers to hide the semen stains.

Chikans have been known to stink out london underground carriages. As documented by Nanbread, Dr. Iron Dick hence the "There was a smell of semen in the air and women turned and begain to sniff"

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 08 Sep 2003 20:09:02 GMT)

The Hungry Lion Roars

Another term to describe when a chikan plays with his dick and cums.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 09 Sep 2003 19:22:39 GMT)


Hi Guru, Dr. Iron Dick, Nanbread, Gentlebrush,

It is great news to hear that Black Shogun will soon be bum fucking our english girls. It would be nice for the english girls to experience a quarter pound piece of american beef in their cracks.

I shall look out for you in Tiger Tiger my friend.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 16 Sep 2003 21:28:09 GMT)

Great Guru !!!

Hi Guru !!,

It is such exciting news of you visiting London !!!. Please if there is anything I can do to assist you. Please just say.



Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 25 Sep 2003 17:15:37 GMT)

Webmaster - A new term to add to the Terminology section - Knocker Bouncing

When british guys see a woman with big tits they refer to them as 'Knockers'. Its not uncommon for british guys to say "Corrrrrrrrrrr shes got big knockers'

From the term Knockers came the art of "Knocker Bouncing"...This involves bouncing your chest into a girls breasts and saying aahhhhhhhhh under your breath. This technique is commonly used in crowded high streets in the UK. Where the chikan will pretend to accidently knocker bounce into the girls breasts.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 25 Sep 2003 17:16:49 GMT)


Try experimenting with the Knocker Bouncing technique described below.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 28 Sep 2003 15:50:12 GMT)

Vote the Sex Beast

Hi Guru, Hi Gentlebrush, Shogun, Nanbread, Dr Iron Dick,

I vote for New York Sex Beast. He is a daring chikan who has 'bred' with women from all over mainland europe.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 28 Sep 2003 15:53:42 GMT)

Message to Webmaster

Please add the words 'Breed' and 'Bred' to the terminology section of this board. These terms have been used by the New York Sex Beast.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 10 Oct 2003 18:04:55 GMT)

Hi Guru

Hi Guru,

Hi Black Shogun, Nanbread, Rick, Gentlebrush and rest of the gang.

I very much enjoyed Guru's story. U must all listen to Guru he is very wise and his stories are written. His writing and poetics outshine us all on this forum.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 07 Dec 2003 14:56:25 GMT)

Where is Guru ?

Hi Dr. Iron Dick, Brother Shogun, Nanbread, Gentlebrush and Ozzi Groper.

I am wondering where Guru has gone. I have learned so much from Guru. It sad that I do not see him so much now.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Wed 17 Dec 2003 21:26:57 GMT)


Hi Carlos,Nanbread,Guru, Gentlebrush, Dr Iron Dick, Ozzi Groper, X, Rick,

I agree with you about these security women. I think they need to be sent to a camp where they get their buttocks repeately fucked until they limp.

Such women are no.1 arch enemy of all Caracas Chikans.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 26 Dec 2003 10:45:50 GMT)

Please nominate Ozzi Groper Webmaster

Hi Guru, Nanbread, Black Shogun, X, Mr. T, Ricky, dr iron dick,

I wish you all a happy new year. I wish to nominate Ozzi Groper to be knighted for entry to the hall of fame. Please can this done ?. I have always enjoyed reading his contributions to this board.

Happy new year everyone else

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 26 Dec 2003 10:47:20 GMT)

Where is Guru

Does anyone know where Guru is ? I have lost contact with Guru.

Nanbread do you speak to Guru via email ?. I understand he is running a yoga course in bombay and I wish to attend his course. Are you planning to join Guru in Bombay ?

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 27 Dec 2003 22:30:25 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

Hi Guru, X, Ricky, Nanbread, Dr Iron Dick, Ozzi Groper,


Have you ever licked and dribbled in a womans hair before. I curious to know what the reaction was. I have licked womens hair in the past and even chewed and swallowed strands of blonde hair in my excitement. Has anyone else done this ?

Hi Guru, I wish to come to Dubai to meet you and study aura viewing. Speak to you soon.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 28 Dec 2003 17:46:26 GMT)


Hi Guru,

It is so nice to hear from you again. Are you planning to teach aura viewing ?. Please tellme when your seminars are next.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 28 Dec 2003 17:48:13 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

Hi Ozzi Groper,

Please becareful in the future. As Black Shogun says it is very risky touching pussy. You are very brave but very foolish too. Please be more careful in the future.

I love licking and slurping in a womans hair. When a womans hair smells nice I just want to lick it and chew it in my mouth and swallow the loose strands.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Thu 01 Jan 2004 02:03:32 GMT)

London New Years Eve

Hi Guru, X, Gentlebrush, Ozzi Groper, Nanbread, Black Shogun.

I have much to tell about tonight. There were so many chikans out tonight.

Who was the bald turkish guy who was humping the teenager whilst she was dancing to the live band in Trafalgar Square ? Do you haunt Ayashi ??

Speak later...as I dont have time right now.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 09 Jan 2004 22:41:07 GMT)


Hi Guru, Nanbread, Black Shogun, Ozzi Groper, Dr Iron Dick, Gentlebrush !!

Where is Guru ?? I do not hear from Guru for such a long time.

Hi Guest,

If you want to easily shove your hard cock into a womans crack. It is better to chase married women. Since married womens cracks are wider because they get bottom fucked by thier husbands everynight.

Teenage girls have not so wide cracks and u must widen their cracks when u hump them thus it might be a struggle to dig your cock in hard. U must very hard to dig your cock in.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 09 Jan 2004 22:42:37 GMT)

Guru When are u running your next class

I want to be taught by Guru to learn how to read female auras.

Please Guru !! will u teach me or give me a trial lesson so I can develop my powers.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 10 Jan 2004 15:21:14 GMT)


Hi Guest,

Please take note of what Guru is saying he speaks wisdom. There are many chikans here who suffer from anxiety and sometimes depression. By using the power of meditation it is possible to rid or even control your behaviour. So please listen to what Guru has to say.

Soon you will come to know yourself through his methods so please do not doubt Guru.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Wed 14 Jan 2004 23:02:13 GMT)

Replying to Guest and Guru

Hi Guru, Ozzi Groper, Feather, Nanbread, Dr. Iron Dick, X, Gentlebrush.

I think if someone leaves a post on this forum asking for advice or help regardless of whether they are a guest or have an alias we should do our best to help them.

Guru !, thankyou for your meditative exercise I wish to know when focusing in a dark room should I focus on my breath and how long should I do this each day ? Also what results should I see ?.

People on this forum should listen to what Guru has to say, if they want to improve their lives. I wish oneday to meet Guru in person in Dubai.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 20 Jan 2004 20:32:51 GMT)

Chikan Heaven

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Nanbread, Ozzi Groper, Gentlebrush, X

I have been searching for the 'holy grail' for the past few days and have discovered 'Chikan Heaven'. A place where beautiful females buttocks flood the carriages of trains and chikans can enjoy being squashed or crushed in a sea of womens buttocks.

All will be revealed soon as I need to carry out final observations tommoro morning.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 08 Feb 2004 18:05:11 GMT)

dr iron dick

Hi Guru, Nanbread, Black Shogun, X, Gentlebrush, Ozzi, Beez

What people dont know is dr iron dick was the first ever chikan to use the term aaaaaaaahh ooooooooohhh. Since the introduction the ooooh and aaaaaaaaahh have been used by chikans throughout the world to describe the sensations, orgasms of what they feel when they cum inside a womans crack.

In case to those who dont know, th

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PBG (Mon 09 Feb 2004 21:36:37 GMT)


Thankyou Guru !!!!!!!!

Where are now teacher ?

I am going to learn the exercises on this site. Please all of you people please check this gift Guru has offered everyone.

Guru is my teacher, it is he who has placed me on the right track to getting my life in order. You should all listen to Guru if u want to better your life.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 09 Feb 2004 21:38:36 GMT)

Webmaster - request

Hi Webmaster,

Please add this link to your main page and please say this is a gift from Guru.


It is for those who want to make their lives better and grow within to be a better person.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 22 Feb 2004 10:02:13 GMT)

Hi Guru - Please answer my question Wise One

Hi Guru,

I hope you in good health in both mind and body. I have been studying the mudras and wish to know how to meditate whilst performing the mudras.

For example if I want to enhance my intuition then when I perform the mudra how should I breath and sit ?. Please tellme what I should be experiencing when I do this right.

Your Dear Student,

Pakistani Bottom Groper

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sun 22 Feb 2004 10:03:48 GMT)

For those who wish to improve their lives

Please listen to Guru and what he has to say. He speaks his mind and this is what I respect most about my teacher. Secondly he is a very special person who is in touch with his spirituality.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Mon 26 Apr 2004 20:47:11 GMT)


Hi Guru,

How are you ?.. Please ignore the previous post. It is an imposter pretending to be me. I have now become a more spiritual and calmer person. I am currently studying various internal styles of kungfu.

Will you running any seminars in the near future ? I wish to learn more from you.


Please listen to Guru he is very wise and intelligent and has much wisdom to share with all those who seek help.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 25 May 2004 19:35:32 GMT)

Punjabi Woman

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Ozzi Groper, Nanbread, Dr Iron Dick,

Hi Webmaster, have you see Guru ?. Do you know how I can reach Guru ?

Hi Ice T, you speak wise words. A punjabi womans buttocks are like soft ghee. They are golden opportunities for chikans. Please speak to Guru he knows much about the punjabi woman. He is very wise and smart.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 01 Jun 2004 20:51:26 GMT)

Hi Guru

Hi Guru,

I wish learn more about reading auras. Are you organising seminars soon ?.

Everyone should listen to Guru he is a very talented man and much can be learned from him.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 01 Jun 2004 20:56:07 GMT)

married women and school girls

It is easier to fuck married women in the ass. Because your dick will slide into the crack very easily. This is because married women get fucked in the ass by thier husbands on a regular basis and thus thier cracks are wider.

When u fuck school girls in the ass. You must push your dick hard into thier cracks to open up the virgin cheeks. It is good to devirginise a school girls cheeks and she will get wet when u do this.

Single girls are easier to fuck then school girls. You must still open up the crack when u fuck between the cheeks..good luck.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Fri 04 Jun 2004 21:05:36 GMT)

Mashing married women - guest

Hi Guru, Black Shogun, Nanbread, Ozzi Groper, Dr Iron Dick,

Hi Guest,

Married women are always on the game because they fuck the same person every night and need a bit of variety in thier lives. This is where I come in...

I have humped many married women in the ass in the past. Once I get behind a married woman on the tube. I sniff her hair and breath hard allover her neck the

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Pakistani Bottom Groper (Sat 05 Jun 2004 17:44:50 GMT)

spitting in a womans hair

Hi Rookie,

In order to spit and salivate in a womans hair. It is best to pick a woman with long blonde curly hair. That way you can bury your face in her hair and people will not see you spitting in her hair.

Before you bury your face in her hair. Build up saliva in your mouth then when you bury your face in her hair open your mouth and allow the saliva to flow into the strands of her hair. At the same time twist your tongue in her hair and try and eat her hair.

Pakistani Bottom Groper (Tue 08 Jun 2004 19:12:50 GMT)


Hi Guru, Pervman, Black Shogun, Nanbread, Ozzi, Dr Iron Dick,

When you spit in a girls hair you must get very close and salivate whilst your mouth is in her hair. I also enjoy biteing and chewing and on some occasions eating womens hair.

One time I munched on some nice blonde hair ooooohh so nice and i came in my pants as my sausage smacked the sides of the girls cheeks. I also enjoy licking the hair and face of a woman.

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