Ayashi-BBS Hall of Fame

This archives page enshrines the writings of our beloved Nanbread

nanbread (Wed 16 Apr 2003 17:28:32 GMT)


Wow, carlos. I only wish I lived and worked in Caracas. All those lovely horny sexy chicks to rub against everyday. It must be chikan paradise for you.Everyday I would probably end up screaming like dr iron dick and reaching the office with my trousers full of wet semen stains.

Has anyone ever noticed your wet trousers when you reach the office ?.

I always go straight to the toilet to wash my cock.

nanbread (Fri 18 Apr 2003 13:11:03 GMT)


I love your stories and always get horny when I read your posts. I love the ones with the school girls. Tellme if I arrive in July will there still be school girls to poke with my pecker ?.

We both need to get together and do a sandwich on a schoolgirl. Squeezing her so hard like a hotdog in a bun.

nanbread (Sat 19 Apr 2003 17:13:10 GMT)

re: fish & chips


Can you elaborate on the events in more detail ?. Were the police in the lift at the time ?.

Is this your first offense ?. If so,you'll will probably get off with a fine and possibly have to see a specialist about your problems.

Keep us all informed as to what happens.

nanbread (Sat 19 Apr 2003 17:18:06 GMT)

dr iron dicks brain waves

Dr Iron Dick,

You have got better chances of farting your way to the moon. Then getting the london chikans on this board to meet up for a drink and a bit of sandwiching.

Lets face it who in the right mind are going to show their faces in real life ? in a london pub and risk getting hung, drawn and quartered for the opinions they post on this board.

nanbread (Sun 27 Apr 2003 13:28:27 GMT)


I often spend my long weekends overthere. Getting drunk and enjoying the delights of the red light district. There are dozens of sex clubs where u can rent a hooker and do whatever u want with her.

Onetime I got this hooker to stand near the bar and wobble her buttocks about to the music. I then approached her from behind and started rubbing my hard pole up and down the lenght of her crack.

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nanbread (Fri 02 May 2003 18:45:55 GMT)


Good to have you back mate !!

I think we would all like to quit. I think groping to some people is like some addictive drug which gives momentual pleasure if such a word exists.

nanbread (Fri 09 May 2003 13:20:51 GMT)

carlos the hero !

Carlos, I love your posts about the school girl on crowded trains.

I got really horny and had jack myself of in the toilets, shit.

English school girls are like fruits on a tree waiting to be picked.
I recall my experiences with school girls. Its so awsome when you rub your hard pole up and down their virgin cracks. I love to explode my fluids and flood thier virgin cracks with the juices of life.

Do the schoolgirls in caracas wear tight short skirts can you not posts pics of them online ?

nanbread (Sat 10 May 2003 15:34:10 GMT)



I envy you :-)). You are in heaven everyday. When I come to Caracas, I plan hump a good few of these school girls. Maybe we can do a sandwich on a school girl. U stand behind her and I stand in front of her. Then we press against her. My hard pole rubbing between her legs aaaaaaaahhhh !! as dr iron dick would say.

Do the school girls moan when u are humping them ? do force your head into there hair and lick the strands of their hair. Aaaaaaaaaahh heaven !!!.

nanbread (Tue 13 May 2003 07:34:29 GMT)

Latino Women

The buttocks are so bubbly and juicy.


How much are gorgoeus looking latino hookers ? What if u want to have fun can you rent gorgeous latino women are they game ?. I am looking forward to my trip to Caracas in September !.

nanbread (Wed 14 May 2003 21:16:45 GMT)

fingering or shafting with your pole ?

I dont know about your guys. I am cock man. I much prefer rubbing my meat pole up and down a womans crack then fingering. Its more erotic and exciting. Its that tingling sensation in your dick. Knowing that your going to explode into her crack any minute.

If I am at office parties however I gently palm the girls I know around the arse. This is kind of more warm and friendly and u dont get into trouble for it.

nanbread (Fri 16 May 2003 08:33:52 GMT)

women initiating the hump

Sometimes women do initiate the hump. I recall several years ago when I commuting home on the victoria line, london underground. I was stood behind this sexy blonde american woman wearing a business suite. She was engaged in conversation with her male colleague. As I stood behind her fantasising about how it would feel to be rubbing myself against her ass. All of sudden she just stepped backwards

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nanbread (Fri 16 May 2003 08:38:37 GMT)

Carlos !

Carlos !!!,

Thanks for the links/information. Are there any issues when it comes to speaking in english to the local girls ?

Your women are gorgeous, sexy and bubbly !!.

nanbread (Fri 16 May 2003 13:47:07 GMT)

shogun and carlos

Brother Shogun/Carlos,

I suggest we become partners and setup a sight on the internet for US/European guys looking for bubbly latino women for long term relationships. We could reap great rewards !!

Carlos we shall be contact with you soon !! aaaaaaaahh Caracas hear I come.

Brother Shogun, its a shame u cant make it this year !

nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 07:58:55 GMT)

South American Women

If Brother Shogun and Senior Carlos were with me clubbing in London last night.

They would have cheered me on and be proud of me. Last night I ended up grinding against this delicious girl from Columbia. Her buttocks were totally awsome, out of this world man. When a south american girl wears cotton trousers. It reveals the full splendour of her buttocks.

When Senior Carlos speaks of

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nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 12:11:10 GMT)

South American Women

I sampled this Columbian ass last night and her buttocks put english girls buttocks to shame. I am planning on dating her next week arrrrrrrr !!. Like a hungry tiger I shall devour her crack with my my meaty pole aaaahhh ! and make her scream like some amazon queen warrior who is being butt fucked for the first time.

Brother Shogun I shall tell u more in future posts of my butt fucking exp

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nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 12:16:40 GMT)

Peruvian Women

Fucking awsome or what !!!

Watch your backsides Peru chicks. Me and brother shogun are coming to your shores to butt fuck your cracks and give you multiple orgasms.

Peruvian Guest,

I guess it must be butt fucking heaven in the clubs in Peru ? Are there laws against groping ? Getting horny by the minute aaaahhh !! give me some peruvian buttocks !!! :-))

nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 12:18:37 GMT)

South America

Lets face it brothers. South American is heaven !!. I am going to South American man !!

nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 21:16:34 GMT)

Black Shogun

I think any part of South America is dangerous. Its all about using your common sense and to trust your instincts.

I recall Miami as the place to be for good night out as Will Smith rightly puts it. Not a place to grope women though thats for certain.

I am looking forward to a low down about clubs and bars in Peru.


Can you give us a low down on clubs in Caracas. I am sure the men must be groping the chicks left, right and center. Do the girls go out in groups or with their boyfriends ?.

I read somewhere a while back that in Mexico, its common for a girl to go to a club and at least a dozen hands touching her body at once.

nanbread (Sun 18 May 2003 21:20:17 GMT)

aahh ahhh I am so excited

Everytime I read Brother Shoguns and Senior Carlos posts. I get all horny and end up jerking of in the shower. Shit my hormones are running wild in my blood.

I only wish I had a client based in South America. Just imagine aaahhhh all those splendid, dishy thighs and buttocks to feed on aaaaahhh !! wild wild wild man. Plus theirs the beaches, parties and sun wooowwwwww what more can a man want Brother Shogun !!

nanbread (Mon 19 May 2003 09:51:29 GMT)

butt fucking girls in presence of their boyfriend

I did exactly the same a Jay. During new years eve. When the Big Ben sounded 12-00 pm on new years eve. This blonde gave her boyfriend a cuddle. Meanwhile I moved in behind her and started poking her buttocks with my cock.

I started playing bouncing games. Where I'd shove my hard cock into her crack then come back out then bounce back into her crack again. Oh ahahhah I was lauging to mysel

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nanbread (Tue 20 May 2003 12:58:03 GMT)

telling your secrets to your girlfriend ?

How many of you guy have talked about your love for butt fucking plum buttocks to your girlfriends ? or girls that you have been out with ?

I was chatting to a couple of colleagues last night and we all came to the conclusion that to cum inside a womans crack is far more exciting then coming in her pussy. There are guys would get their girlfriends pissed then bring them home to bed for a good long bum fuck.

I did not mention my frotteuring frolics eheheh :-))

nanbread (Tue 20 May 2003 13:00:49 GMT)

breast fucking

What are your opinions on breast fucking a nice big pair of bazooka size tits ?

nanbread (Tue 20 May 2003 14:39:02 GMT)

nanbread bum fucking on friday

hey guys,

Things will be heating up this weekend.With my new columbian date. Shes a fucking buttocks Goddess if ever one existed.

South american women aaaaaaahhhh !! brother shogun and Carlos your so right in your thinking. Great minds think alike aaaaaaaaaaah rarrrrraaaa !!.

We have arranged to meet on friday for a drink and chat. I told her to put on a pretty dress so we can

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nanbread (Tue 20 May 2003 14:40:05 GMT)

rick merry

Met her in the Equinox, its the club down the road from Hippodrome.

nanbread (Tue 20 May 2003 16:55:45 GMT)

French Girl and Breast Frolics

I got squashed up once on an over crowded London underground train and managed to position myself in front of a blonde french girl. I got to position myself so I had my chest pressed against her tits. Ooohh that was nice. As the train rocked back and forth. I moved myself back and forth like waves crashing into the rocks thereby rubbing my chest against her bazookas. OOhhh I thought, she kept loo

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nanbread (Wed 21 May 2003 08:06:38 GMT)

chikan convention

Indeed Dr. Iron Dick, a meeting of all chikans from Ayashi is a splendid idea.

The ideal place for a chikan convention would have to be either,

1. South American (Caracas, Peru)
2. Possibly Japan - meet in one of those chikan bars with the simulated crowded simulated trains.

I would much prefer the former eheheh :-)). We'd get more for our money plus extras, sunshine, beaches, and dozens of gorgeous buttocks ooooh man.

Caracas would be better, we could arrange to meet Senior Carlos ehehhe ;-)).

Anyone here from Russia ? It would be interesting to know about groping in russian bars ? and other areas of eastern europe ?.

nanbread (Sat 24 May 2003 21:36:11 GMT)

I dont like this new shit on Ayashi

Please refrain from posting stories of rape, kidnapping etc. I dont like this shit which is appearing on the board.

Paul Foster & Little Shogun please find another board to chat about your rape, kidnap fantasises your vile sickos.

nanbread (Sat 24 May 2003 21:47:25 GMT)

cuteguy & SOHO and places to fuck women

Hi Cuteguy,

If your gay then Soho does cater for your needs. If your looking for a slut to fuck stick to the pubs.


If you must pay for a whore in SOHO go to Berwick street and look out for the neon lights and a sign saying 'models'.

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nanbread (Mon 26 May 2003 23:28:32 GMT)

re: prakash

These stories are older then the hills.

nanbread (Thu 29 May 2003 11:01:28 GMT)

man of the month Shogun

Thanks Ricky, Gentlebrush..

I loved the post where Brother Shogun was pressed hard against a teenagers backside and she remarked to her friend "I feel like I am being butt fucked"
ehehhehe ! Brother Shogun really knows how to cock a bum.

Nice story Sir Dick, I almost jerked off when I read your post ehehehe.

nanbread (Thu 29 May 2003 11:13:24 GMT)

practising bum fucking on my new dat


This weekend I practiced my bum fucking on a gorgoeus south american girl I invited out on a date. As you know old Nanbread is hungry as a wolf when it comes to nice juicy, fleshy bums with deep cracks.

I told my date to stand near the bar and order a drink. I waited till she leaned over the bar to order drinks. Then I moved in behind her and positioned my hard fleshy pole in t

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nanbread (Thu 29 May 2003 11:17:28 GMT)

the best position for your pole

In order to test the waters with a juicy butt to see how the woman reacts. I recommend Black Shoguns 'hot dog' position.

If the female is ok with that then move into 'doggy style fucking position' i.e hard cock poking directly into her crack.

nanbread (Thu 29 May 2003 11:42:40 GMT)

a variation of the 'hot dog position'

I call it the hot dog with ketchup.

When chikan sprays his juices into a female crack whilst in the hot dog position. This is known as the hot dog with ketchup special.

nanbread (Thu 29 May 2003 15:50:51 GMT)

upset woman

I had a similiar experience. One time I was walking through this very narrow isle and noticed this pretty brunette aaaaahh. I deliberately placed my hands around her waist and allowed my meat pole to run across both her buttocks. Saying excuse me in her ear.

She turned and looked at me and said in a loud voice "U didnt have to touch me to get passed". I glanced back and noticed there were alot of people around. Since I didnt want to draw attention I moved off quickly.

Such is the way of the chikan, true danger is a must eheheheh

nanbread (Fri 30 May 2003 21:55:50 GMT)

hotdog in mayonaise

Brother Shogun,

I suggest we use the term 'Hotdog in Bun With Mayenaise' to mean when a chikan cums inside a females butt cracks in the hotdog position.

nanbread (Sun 01 Jun 2003 22:57:18 GMT)

chikan movies

OOooooooooooh so exciting making a chikan movie aaaaaahhh. The best place to make such a movie would be in Caracas. All those lovely juicy buttocks. Ohhhh heaven is awaiting in Caracas.

We need to focus on the facial expressions of the woman being chikaned as she feels a meaty fleshy monster exploring the walls of her butt cracks. The embarassing expression on her face, her eyes half closed

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nanbread (Mon 02 Jun 2003 13:00:21 GMT)

James Herbert His Novel 'The Lair'

Have any of you guys read a thriller called the Lair by James Herbert.

In one chapter he describes a scene where a chikan in London rubs his testicals against women in crowded underground trains.

Worth the read if you can get hold of this novell.

nanbread (Mon 02 Jun 2003 13:15:51 GMT)

Report on Chikans and Flashers in London

If you are a women you will be groped and exposed to on the tube on a fairly regular basis during the rush hour which is between 8 and 9 am Monday to Friday. Frequent haunts gropers include Victoria, Central and Circle Line.

Techniques include the blatant "Oh sorry, I though your breast was a handrail" to the very sleazy "The train is crowded, but not that crowded mate and it isn't jiggling

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nanbread (Mon 02 Jun 2003 16:05:22 GMT)

where are all the english chikans vanished too ?

Come on guys lets hear your stories.

Whatever happened to the likes of Pincher, Ricky Merry, Pakistani Bottom Groper ?, Fish & Chips ??.

Fish & Chips,

What was the result of your court case ? please tell us all what happened. We are dying to know.

nanbread (Tue 03 Jun 2003 12:06:38 GMT)


she swore in french just before she boarded the carriage "murrrd"

Once more thankyou all for voting for me :-))

nanbread (Tue 03 Jun 2003 12:22:58 GMT)


Its summer in the UK and all the english ladies wearing there thin flowery dresses and short skirts. I bet your all licking your lips thinking wish I was here eheheh :-).

Yesterday there was mass scamble to board the carriage on the victoria line. I wasnt really in the mood for chikaning until I so the carriage crammed full like sardines. Right near the exit of the door. I noticed a chikan

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 08:48:58 GMT)

Educating Guest as to the Ways Of the Chikan


If you have nothing constructive to add to this board please refrain from posting.

The terms "OHHHH" or "AHHHH" were first coined by Dr Iron Dick many years ago on this board. Later elaborated on by the likes of myself and Brother Shogun, reasons for this were two fold,

1. These sounds are used as metaphorical expressions to describe the height of orgasm when a chikan p

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 09:48:29 GMT)


Please could you place pics of your wifes buttocks and face online so we can comment. What are her measurements ?. Is she a punjabi woman ?

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 10:39:40 GMT)


What you need to do is

1. Get your wife to wear a tight mini skirt. And dangle her hair behind her shoulders. Tell her not to wear any tights or stockings.

2. Spray her shoulders and neck with expensive perfume

3. Ensure that her hair is nicely washed with a nice smelling shampoo.

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 10:47:47 GMT)

re:ritz please explain to your wife

You must explain that touching and feeling is a very beautiful thing. It holds within it the power of thrill and excitment. It holds within it the power to heal. Of course such power can be abused.

Remember the old Star Trek saying "Boldy go where no man has gone before"

Every woman is a sexual being, she wishes to explore with another man in her heart. What lies outside her bubble. She maybe be afraid at first. Have no fear this is normality. We all fear what we dont know. This is what she learn to overcome her fears and face them.

I want you to ask her and tell her to be honest. What are her wildest sexual fantasises.

Remember the women that are most shy are the biggest sexual predators in society.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 11:44:35 GMT)



In order to overcome her shyness. She must be appreciated for her beauty. Do not flatter her but compliment her. Is she willing to talk dirty with you ?.

First you must compliment her and how nice it it to be loved by a woman like her. Once she is in the mind state you then must talk dirty with her (shift the topic slowly). Ask her what makes her pussy wet. Does she watch porno

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 11:47:11 GMT)

ritz which country are you in ?

Are you based in India ? we have a man of wisdom who haunts this forum now again.

He is known as the notorious Punjabi Butt Humper. Please read his previous posts. Much can be learned about asian/indian women and how to seduce there lovely gee filled buttocks.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 12:34:20 GMT)


Hi Ritz,

I have replied to your messages in earlier posts.

You really need to lose your wife in a crowded train. If your in india this should not be too difficult. Does she eat alot of ghee ? I can only visualize her rounded buttocks so soft and plum waiting to be explored with my bloody, testorone filled monster. Ahhhhh such is the way of nanbread. He takes what is his.

I can

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 13:17:33 GMT)



As you can see Brother Shogun and I have given you our greatest wisdom here.

Have you considered taking your wife to a live concert that way chikans will have the opportunity to jam themselves against her whole body. If you have followed our advice carefully after you have left the crowds. You should find wet semen stains on the back of her thighs and skirt and saliva stains all over her hair.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 14:06:17 GMT)


How about taking your wife shopping oneday in a busy shopping mall ?. Maybe you can take to one of those places with narrow isles. That way chikans can brush past her slapping there hard meaty poles on both her cheeks.

How about open stall markets ? such places are notorious for chikan who will pretend to be looking at whats on display by pressing on her body and leaning over. This way the chikan is doggy fucking her in her crack and you can stand at a distance and watch how the chikan works his way in.

As brother shogun says aslong as the place is public she wont get hurt, only poked, bummed, or slapped on the buttocks by someones cock.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 14:08:17 GMT)

bring her to london for the new years eve celebration

She will almost certainly be pawed on the arse by chikans. Maybe dr iron dick can teach her a thing or two ehehehhe.

Such is the way of nanbread.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 15:32:23 GMT)


If the concert is rowdy I would not recommend taking her there. I would not want your wife to get physically hurt in anyway. If they are young youths and are going to be drunk. This may not be a good idea.

Have you not tried taking her on a crowded train and stand side by side thus exposing her buttocks. This way you are protecting her but exposing her buttocks for some bum fucking by a potential chikan.

This way you can watch the expressions on her face as she is poked.

As brother shogun says, read the previous posts so u get a feel for what are the best situations to place her in without putting her at harm.

I do hope this information has given you some pointers in the right direction.

Good luck

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 15:48:44 GMT)

my first experience of chikaning at school

It was when I was 13 years old. At break times at school we use to have a tuck shop to go and buy sweets and stuff. Everyone would line up in the queue outside the shop. Occasinally the queue would get rowdy and somone from the other end of the queue woud start pushing and shoving. Thus creating a domino effect causing everyone to bump into each other.

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 19:29:07 GMT)

Brother Shogun

It must be an ESP thing or something. Believe or not when I wrote that post I was thinking of you and your first chikaning experience. I remember your story well brother :-)).

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 19:33:37 GMT)



Your going to have to use a psychology ploy to get her to put a short tight skirt or tight bottoms on. U must convince her how much joy it brings to your heart to be married to such a beautfiul woman and you want the whole world to see her in all her glory this is why she should wear something that brings out her full glory (and sexy plum buttocks eheheh).

Did u ever read that article written by that famous psychologist a few years ago ?. To convince a woman to take her clothes of you have to convince shes lying on a sun drenched beach.

I suggest experimenting, I dont know your wife so cant give you an exact 'How to ' go about things. Wish you luck mate, keep us all informed.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 19:39:51 GMT)

sex happening during concerts

I never heard of it happening. I am sure it must happen. Couples find it a thrill to have sex in the park, under bridge, on the bosses table so I guess it must happen at concerts. I colleague of mine claimed he had sex with his girlfriend at the madonna concert live in the crowds. I take what he says with a pinch of salt lol.

Like Shogun has mentioned already, I have never heard of a woman being raped (touch wood hope it never happens ) at a concert since its far to public, groping and touching yes.

nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 22:59:23 GMT)

The History Of Hair Licking and Hair Eating


Hair licking, munching and eating is now a norm amongst the chikan community thanks the Ayashi Chikan community.

I consider myself to be one of the early pioneers of hair licking rather like Dr. Iron Dick who was the father of groping in London.

The only other chikan who might rival my skills are that of Pakistani Bottom Groper who has further developed the hair licking

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nanbread (Wed 04 Jun 2003 23:07:52 GMT)

advice to chikans on hair licking and hair shampooing

Never just charge upto a woman in a crowd and begin munching on her hair. I mean wheres the art to that ??. Any bloody fool can do that. Remember there is an art in everything. Follow these steps,

1. Approach the woman from behind and get real close to her hair.

2. Smell it by taking a deep breath in. Does it smell good ? or bad ?

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nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 09:41:06 GMT)


Hi Ritz,

Ask your wife what it felt like to be poked by a strangers hard cock. Ask to describe the feelings running through her mind at the time.

Was the guy humping her ? Or was he rubbing her buttocks with his hand ? Did she feel her crack being penetrated by the strangers cock if so what did it feel like.

Did he smell her hair ? lick and shampoo it ? if so I suspect your wife has been humped by the notorious pakistani bottom groper eheheheh :-)).

Such is the way of the Ayashi Chikan eheheheh.

Nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 09:48:58 GMT)

A Bad Worker Always Blames His Tools


Remember its NOT the size of your hands, dick and tongue that make a good chikan.

Its how you use these tools that counts !. Some of the top chikans on this board are knowledgeble when it comes to psychological tactics. They use their tools with a high degree of skill backed up by their knowledge of female/crowd psychology. Examples of such chikans are Black Shogun, the Notorious Punjabi Butt Humper, Jay and our London man the infamous Dr. Iron Dick who has spent much time documenting female behaviour amongst chikans. He is currently researching a higher degree in the subject.

So remember theres an art in everything you do !! including chikan eheheheh.

Such is the way of the Nanbread

nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 12:55:28 GMT)

learnng from fellow chikans

Not too long ago I had always been a cock man. Always moving in like a hungry wolf and stuffing my hungry fat sausage roll up a womans buttocks.

After discussions with Brother Shogun I began to see the 'light'. Brother Shogun was an all rounder. I was a cock man having not fully explored the many hand palming methods.

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nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 15:49:41 GMT)


Fantastic !!

When the guy was humping her did she half close her eyes and take deep breaths ? and try to stare up at the ceiling. Like in Porno movies.

This is indicating she is getting somehow sexually aroused but is too embarrased to chat about it. She is experiencing sexual feelings at a completely different level yet is too embarrased to talk about it or doesnt know how to interpret this.

Did she look back to see who was humping her buttocks ?. Now that you are sexually aroused tonight you can enjoy having good sex with her ehehehehe :-)) maybe she will be horny too ?.

Thanks god for chikan ehehehh ?? please keep us all posted on the concert events.

Where are u from ? India ??

nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 15:52:08 GMT)


Tonight when you have sex with your wife. Relive that same scene in your mind recall the expressions on her face and how she turned red and how her breathing changed.

You will get hard then u can fuck her in the arse eheheheheh

nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 19:16:50 GMT)

punjabi butt humper !!!!!!!!!!!

Brother Butt Humper its so great to have you back !!!!!

Did you get my mail message ? I want to know alittle about butt fucking in Dubai bars and where to go to have good sex with women.

I understand taht Dubai is not the place to butt fuck since you'd probably lose your cock. Tellme about groping Dubai bars I shall forget your
experience with the Romanian bird. I love eastern european women they are so hot and spicy ehehehe :-)).

Such is the way of the Nanbread "A ferocious Indian Tiger "

nanbread (Thu 05 Jun 2003 19:28:09 GMT)


If I was behind your wife. I would move very close to her and breath down her neck to let her know that shes a sexual bollywood goddess. Then I'd watch the expressions on her face as she feels my warm breath on her hair.

I'd moan under my breath aaahhhh (an animal cry chikans use) then place my lips close to her neck to smell and taste her odour aaaahhh so good.

Then'd do a 'Shogun

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nanbread (Fri 06 Jun 2003 13:53:34 GMT)



I am rather eager to know more about the comments your wife had to make about the incident. Was she flattered that so many guys wanted to press up and feel her tities and buttocks ?.

Ask her if she wants to go to another concert ehehehehe :-))

Its a shame our old friend the Punjabi Butt Humper was not there (oh maybe he was eheheheh).

Nice post keep them coming eheheheh

nanbread (Fri 06 Jun 2003 13:59:57 GMT)

my brother shogun

Thankyou for your kind words eheheh :-))

As you know by now. Nanbread is like a fierce tiger who takes what he believes is his. Like an indian cobra I sink my venom into the meaty butt cracks of juicy female buttocks until they feel a fire in between their cheeks.

Any of you woman want a hairdo ? have no fear Nanbread offers a free hair shampooing service to those juicy women who choose me to butt hump them. It comes with the butt hump service and a smile eheheheheh.

Such is the way of nanbread eheheheh :-))

nanbread (Fri 06 Jun 2003 14:21:22 GMT)

My Second Chikan Experience Part II

This is part ii of days at school read the first post then read this one..

That night after experiencing my first butt hump with Paula. I lay in bed playing with myself. Living out the whole experience again and again.

I yearned to experience this sexual pleasure again, but how ?.

Next day at school it was the break. Queues of pupils lined up at the tuck shop. I waited for Pa

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nanbread (Fri 06 Jun 2003 14:27:13 GMT)

spelling mistakes


I apologise for any grammatical, spelling mistakes. When I am at the office I have to type really quickly and switch screens now and again to make sure noone see on screen what I am typing and veiwing.

eheheheh this is the way of the nanbread a GREAT MAHARAJAH eheheheheh :-))

nanbread (Fri 06 Jun 2003 15:34:16 GMT)


Please could you ask your wife why she has got a wet patch :-)). Listen to her reply and watch the expressions on her face. Let me know of the outcome ehehehhehe :-)).

I interested to hear her comments on this.

nanbread (Sat 07 Jun 2003 23:10:52 GMT)

women are the worst culprits !!!

Hey Guys,

Tonight I was out clubbing and had my buttocks groped on three different occasions by women.

I think women are just as bad as men when it comes to groping ehehehehe :-)).

nanbread (Sun 08 Jun 2003 19:15:07 GMT)

co workers grope

Wouldnt risk it in a work environment no matter how well I knew her.

Mind you some years back there was a lady in another departent I use to know. She fancied me On two occasions she deliberately bumped her breasts into my chest in the corridor and apologised with a smile. Her breasts were nice and juicy, sadly never got to cope a feel of them eheheh.

nanbread (Sun 08 Jun 2003 19:19:35 GMT)

brother shogun is far too modest

Good idea Brother Shogun, why have you underated yourself ?

heheheh such is the way of Brother Shogun a modest man in many ways.

nanbread (Mon 09 Jun 2003 20:47:43 GMT)

Gentle Brush (Gentleman Brush) and the Blonde

LOL that post brought a smile to my face nice one bro.

Strangely enough today I got caught up in a crowd of passengers boarding one of the trains at Kings Cross. This bubbly looking blonde was right in front of me. What was really pissing of was the fact she was wearing this long leather jacket which mean't I just could not penetrate my meaty pole into her butt crack.

Perhaps she kne

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nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 09:35:03 GMT)

brother shogun

Such is the way of Nanbread, always willing to experiment outside the bubble ehehehehe.

Brother Shogun we need to document all these special chikan tecniques and write an online book rather like the Kama Sutra ehehheehhe.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 11:35:26 GMT)


I have humped girls in front of boyfriends on three occasions. For me it was an absolute thrill. I recall following a girl into a lift and bouncing my hard cock into her backside thinking corrrrrrr !! (like pakistani bottom groper) what a lovely pair of cheeks. She said oooh !! and turned round to look at me. She then turned to her boyfriend who was by her side and then turned back to me.

As if to say 'go and tell him off' . All her boyfriend did was to smile at me ehhehehe. Such is the way of Nanbread a man of adventure who lives life to the full ehehehehe.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 11:37:34 GMT)

if there we no laws against groping ??

If their were no laws against pinching and palming a girls bottom how do you think the world would be ?.

Do you think it would be easier for gropers or harder in terms of women protecthing themselves since they could not prosecute the groper.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 11:40:42 GMT)

anyone know any new techniques ?

I have heard just about all of it, hair shampoo, hair gel, cock slapping, hot dog in bun, hot dog with mayonasis, toad in the hole.

Any chikans out there know anymore techniques we can add to our arsenal.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 12:40:16 GMT)

mr webmaster

Mr. Ayashi,

Why is it when I click once to post my message it appears three times.

Odd behaviour thought I'd mention it anyway.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 14:15:26 GMT)


I did hump women in front of their boyfriends but never had the chance to do this in front of their hubbies.

I think humping married women is more appealing because as Pakistani Bottom Groper has mentioned in the past. Their cracks tend to be wider and deeper due to the fact they are butt fucked on a daily basis by their husbands.

I have humped married women and its a very pleasurable experience. On such occasions they have said nothing one even glanced back at me and had a grin on her face. Maybe she was bored with her relationship and felt flattered that someone was humping her brains out.

If I get to India at some point we can arrange to butt fuck your wife I am sure she will enjoy the experience as I am a gentle highly skilled chikan.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 14:17:49 GMT)


Tellme more about your butt fucking experiences. Have u butt fucked women in crowded trains ?

When you butt fuck your wife do u imagine shes a stranger in a crowd.

Why dont you tell your wife to dress in school uniform or short tight skirts so you can play fantasy butt fuck games with her ?. Its nice because its a bit of spice to your sex life and even enhances it.

nanbread (Tue 10 Jun 2003 17:09:00 GMT)


First I would approach your wife from behind and say aahhhhh very softly in her ear. This is known as the 'chikan animal cry'. If you want to practice this stand in front of the mirror and from your throat growl aaahhhhh.

Then I would place my cock in the hotdog in bun position. My cock would be seated in her deep crack. I would then beginning shampooing her hair and saying aaaaahh and corrrrr and orrrrrrrrrrrrr and eeeeeeeeeh. My tongue would slurp her hair filling with saliva droplets.

If it got really crowded I would seat my head on her shoulder and look into her face whilst I doggy style her crack. Soon she will say oooooohh and feel warm stick semen fluid in her crack.

Such is the way of nanbread ehehehehe.

nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 11:55:59 GMT)

Viagra Samples

Hey Guys,

A friend of mine who works in a drug store gave me a packet of viagra for free. I am afraid that if I take this stuff I will become 'Super Chikan' and end up butt fucking all the girls on the London Underground causing terror and mischief with my meaty monster who will not rest.

Your comments please..

ehheheeh such is the way of nanbread a man who wishes to experience life to the full.

Nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 14:33:33 GMT)

Stories From Dom - Women Groping Men On London Underground

I've never heard of a woman groping a man on the tube, but there's a good TV advertisement for a male deodorant which seems to "put the boot on the other foot". It's on my page Advertising on the Underground, so check it out here.

Now to counter stories about men groping women I've received an entry in my guestbook from Dom:

"You've never heard of a woman groping a man on the tube",

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Nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 14:39:15 GMT)

Link Facts About London Underground


nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 20:07:55 GMT)

Brother Shogun

Brother Shogun,

I only wish your words were true. Unfortunately we live in world where discrimination is prevalent. We are all children of the world regardless of colour, race, creed, sexual orientations.

How come you havent sent me any mails buddy ?. The last mail you sent was titled "aaaaaaahhhhhhhh" when I read the title of that message I almost cracked up.

nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 20:35:25 GMT)

talk of groping married women

In my teens my mother would take me to the open market on the weekends. In the summer it was always beautiful. Crowds of people would gather around the stalls to buy their fruit & veg, summer clothes etc. More often then not couples would come to shop around. Some occasions you get married women turning up by themselves.

As a teenager a married woman was the 'Ultimate Sex Goddess' she wore

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nanbread (Wed 11 Jun 2003 20:36:30 GMT)

Brother Shogun as a teenager what was your perception of married women ?

Brother lets hear your story.

nanbread (Thu 12 Jun 2003 12:44:33 GMT)

Dr Iron Dick the Romeo

Dr Iron Dick, I believe your not just Londons 'Top Chikan' but a bit of dark horse eheheh.

Bet you when you hit the dance floor all the women start screaming and pull of their bras ehehehe and start begging you to hump their asses and breasts.

Such is the way of the Ayashi Chikan, he sees a vision and acts upon it eheheheh.

nanbread (Fri 13 Jun 2003 18:27:07 GMT)

brother shogun and all the buddies i know here who i know close to my heart

Brother Shogun,

Despite the fact we have not met. I feel that you are close to my heart. Dont take this the wrong way. I have somting to tell u all which will change my life about chikans. Its an experience I had on the underground with an indian girl. I need your wisdom on this.

The only other two members who I feel close to are Gentlebrush and maybe Dr. Iron Dick.

Speak later

nanbread (Fri 13 Jun 2003 23:45:20 GMT)

re:brother shogun

Can you drop me a mail. I need your wisdom on this one.


Your Friend Always - Nanbread

nanbread (Mon 16 Jun 2003 13:36:04 GMT)

the young adventures of nanbread

I recall Dr. Iron Dick and the notorious Pakistani Bottom Groper used the
term 'virgin queens' and 'untouchable buttocks' to describe womens buttocks
who we dreamed of fucking but never had the opportunity to do this.

This is often the result of the woman knowing that her buttocks are worth
more then their weight in gold thus she avoids crowded situations where
buttock hungry

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nanbread (Mon 16 Jun 2003 20:54:40 GMT)

Londons Number One Chikan

It stands to reason that Moi has posted more about chikaning activities then any other london chikan. In other words I am London's number one chikan.

Oh and by the way myself and Pincher are NOT the same person.

Such is the way of nanbread, an inspiration to us all ehehehehe.

nanbread (Mon 16 Jun 2003 21:00:48 GMT)

brother shogun and bollywood

yep, they sure are beautiful...

Oh and guess might be the next bond girl ?

u guessed an famous indian bollywood star

nanbread (Mon 16 Jun 2003 21:03:31 GMT)

brother shogun and bolllywood

Brother Shogun,

This is the link to my favourite picture of a famous bollywood star Rani Mukherjee


I would marry her tommoro if she said yes to my proposal.

nanbread (Tue 17 Jun 2003 13:22:50 GMT)


Sonali Bendre is a very sexy woman she is a man eater too lol..

So you did well to shove your hand up her crack and finger her lol.

nanbread (Tue 17 Jun 2003 22:26:03 GMT)


A job welldone on the hall of fame webmaster !!

Give yourself a pat on the back.

nanbread (Wed 18 Jun 2003 17:57:43 GMT)


Doctors currently prescribe two distinct classes of drugs -- antiandrogens (to battle overly abundant testosterone) and serotonergics (to relieve depression, which is often one cause of sexually aggressive behavior) -- for the treatment of paraphilias.

Since men using antiandrogens and serotonergics have reported a marked decrease in their sexual urges, these drugs have become the standard prescription for sex offenders.

nanbread (Wed 18 Jun 2003 17:58:55 GMT)

Why do Frotteurs Frotteur ??

Part of the excitement comes from the risk of being caught -- that heightens the sexual component. The more forbidden the act, the more desirable it becomes," Porter says. In his independent practice, he has encountered two cases of frotteurism. "Both were professional men who had access to women in their workplace.

According to Al Cooper, clinical director of the San Jose (Calif.) Marital and Sexuality Center, the fastest growing group of sexually compulsive individuals is very successful men in high-paying, high-profile jobs.

Which explains why so many big-time politicians, actors and pro athletes, guys who should know better -- President Clinton, Hugh Grant, Michael Irvin, et al. -- keep getting caught with their pants around their ankles.

nanbread (Wed 18 Jun 2003 19:45:56 GMT)

My Time Has Come

Brother Shogun, Gentlebrush, PBH, Dr Iron Dick, Master Ayashi, Pincher and to all my close ayashi friends.

The time has come for me to depart from this community. I am giving up my frotteur ways and plan to lead a more normal life.

I would like the opportunity to thank you all for being there for in times of need. There were times when I was feeling down about myself and full of anxi

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nanbread (Sun 22 Jun 2003 12:37:27 GMT)

just come to say hello

Brother Shogun, PBH, Gentlebrush, Dr Iron Dick, Rick, Carlos,

I trust this post finds you all in good health. I have given up groping for good in crowded trains. To cut a long story short, the "early alarm bells" were sounding telling me if I dont stop now then I am going to get caught. I havent been caught as yet however. Its an intuitive thing and its time to move on.

My frotteurs

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nanbread (Sun 22 Jun 2003 12:42:17 GMT)

Dr Iron Dick

If you live in London its still possible to meet single women. I suggest you stay away from the 'singles' bars and go to a salsa or jazz club. Such places are thriving with women who want to hook up with a partner.

Yoga seems to be the latest craze, you'll find loads of women attending such classes. Might be worth your while checking this out.

I am in the process of setting up a new email address so will be in touch shortly with you.

nanbread (Mon 23 Jun 2003 17:07:37 GMT)


Rather then scream and shout like some immature little child. If you think members here are freaks thats fine. But please try and voice your opinion in a more constructive manner.

Care to share any tales related to the subject of frotting ?.

Can you offer advice to those on this forum who want to give up this habit ?. Please feel free to share anything that may be of use ?

nanbread (Sat 28 Jun 2003 08:59:22 GMT)

pincher all the best

Pincher, I am glad you have chosen this decision. I myself have given up this practice for good. No matter how good you are. Oneday you will be caught out and I dont want to be that person.

Could you please come back to the board once in a while and offer any new found advice to those who want to give itup. I'd like to keep in contact with you and let me know how everything goes.

Take care and good luck.

Nanbread (Sat 28 Jun 2003 09:01:03 GMT)

Webmaster Ayashi

Dear Webmaster,

Could we not have a section for those gropers who are taking the route to giving up this habit. I think it makes alot of sense and can be used as an inspiration for those who want to give up.

Many thanks for your efforts so far.


Nanbread (Sat 28 Jun 2003 09:02:58 GMT)

Groping in India

It is highly prevalent on trains in India.

I lost my temper when some guy tried to feel my mothers buttocks years ago on the bombay trains. I spun round and grabbed him by the neck and just stared him in the eye. He got really scared and backed off.

nanbread (Sun 06 Jul 2003 17:33:24 GMT)

premature ejaculation

Check this link out


Nanbread (Mon 14 Jul 2003 18:26:38 GMT)

Quitting_Lord Have Mercy - Chikanar

I guess that you must a horny 13 year old teenager who knows nothing about the reality of chikan or the world we live in.

Dont get me wrong, I am not having ago at chikans on this board. My point is that..


Nanbread (Mon 14 Jul 2003 18:32:04 GMT)


I agree with brother shogun. Quit while you can. Despite what everyone says you wont get caught aslong as you stay in a crowd. Dont be too sure.

Oneday you will be caught and you'll have to face being humiliated by your friends and family. Despite the fact it was only an ass grap, brush or palm. You'll still be treated like a pervert and will never beable to live it down.

nanbread (Sat 19 Jul 2003 22:30:32 GMT)


I recall many vivid memories when I was working over in Germany.

Overthere the lap dancers would do anything for a drink (bottle of champagne). They woud even sit between you legs or on your leg and allow u too hump them.

nanbred (Sat 19 Jul 2003 23:31:24 GMT)

english chikan

I concurr with you on that one. English women are extremely rude bitches. I think its more to do with their upbringing more then anything else.

I have had some awful relationships with english women and prefer not to go near them anymore.

nanbread (Mon 28 Jul 2003 17:45:22 GMT)

Gentlebrush LOL !!

I laughed my head off and had tears in my eyes when I read your post :-)) thanks

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 06:41:42 GMT)



Have you ever had the urge to frotteur a man in a crowded train, bus ?

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 06:46:33 GMT)

english gentlemen

corr and worr are english expressions..

When english guys see a good looking girl they often say 'corrrr' under their breath. You should know better since your english right ?

Another expression you'll hear (one that I use to use) is 'I wouldn't mind being your bicycle seat'. English men often whistle prior at the girl prior to saying this.

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 06:59:14 GMT)

Female Contributions/Heather


Many thanks for your posts ! keep them rolling in.

All men enjoy sex, however I guess its the danger element of rubbing up against a woman that makes it more exciting then sex. What is more exciting about it is if she happens to be a complete stranger.

I admit (though I am an ex frotteur now) there were opportunities where I could have had one night sex but much preferred humping a strange woman in a bar instead.

I think its rather like having sex in a public place. The risk is always there of getting caught buts its thrilling. Do you get my gist ?

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 06:59:44 GMT)

quitters section


Webmaster has kindly created the 'Quit' section so please feel free to contribute anything constructive.

This section is for self improvement all contructive feedback is welcome.

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 07:06:08 GMT)

english lasses lol Brother Shogun

Funny you should mention this. Just last night I was chatting to this cute english girl who happens to be a kick boxing instructor.

She told me how 2 weeks ago some guy began palming her bottom with his hand. She turned round and told him to f**k off. He ignored her and came back again and did the same thing. She turned round and punched him on the nose then grabbed his ear ring and wrenched it out oooohh god it must have hurt him bad !! bet he wont chikan again for a long time.

Moral of the story --> when a girl says back off you better back off lol

nanbread (Sun 03 Aug 2003 18:42:41 GMT)

Heather Becomes Hither Heather


Put your dicks back in your trousers and give her a break. Its nice of her to come here and air her views on the subject. Please dont frighten her away :-).

nanbread (Wed 06 Aug 2003 17:48:25 GMT)


I think SHE is 'pulling everyones plonker' lol..

Heather is either a bloke or a young teenage girl winding everyone up

nanbread (Tue 19 Aug 2003 20:57:59 GMT)

welcome back dr iron dick

Welcome back my friend. Its been such a long time since we last heard from you.

I have given up groping for good but do keep a check on the board.

Hope your keeping well, speak soon.

nanbread (Tue 26 Aug 2003 18:07:19 GMT)


Hey Pbh,

How much does it cost to fuck a russian woman in Dubai ?

Are they expensive ?

nanbread (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:03:25 GMT)

Webmaster - chikan dictionary

LOL you guys make me laugh...

Webmaster, I do hope your keeping note of all this information posted by brother shogun, dr iron dick and pakistani bottom groper.

How about compiling an online dictionary describing all these terms ?


nanbread (Sat 30 Aug 2003 14:04:51 GMT)

inspector Callaghan

Give it up and do something useful like arrest all those beggars, buskers and pick pocketers that regularly haunt the london underground.

nanbread (Sun 31 Aug 2003 19:59:33 GMT)

dr iron dick

Brother Iron Dick,

I would be honoured to meet you at some point. If I am ever in amsterdam which wont be until next year now. I shall let you. We can then share a beer together.

nanbread (Sun 31 Aug 2003 20:00:47 GMT)

NY Sex Beast

Sounds like the NY Sex Beast is terrorising mainland europe.

The dutch goverment must be on red alert :-))

nanbread (Sun 31 Aug 2003 20:09:46 GMT)

red light district

Hi Beast,

I worked in amsterdam for nearly 3 years on a major migration project. Loved the city.

There are 4 red light districts in amsterdam. The main one is behind the Krasnapolsy hotel (cant remember how to spell it) in Dam square.

The other two are just off the Spaastraat about 5 mins walk from central station. Because this is a non tourist area the prices to fuck women a

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nanbread (Sun 07 Sep 2003 08:12:03 GMT)

martial arts & chikan

Dr Iron Dick, this is a very interesting discussion. I take it you are training hard in karate-do and ninjutsu right ?.

Many of the techniques used in the art of ninjutsu (ninja tactics) can be used by chikans. Ninjas focused alot of their training on stealth techniques. How to mingle into a crowd without being noticed. How to seeminly vanish without a trace. Which is of course important wh

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nanbread (Thu 11 Sep 2003 17:21:16 GMT)

Message For Brother Shogun

Brother Shogun,

If theres anything you need checking out before your visit to London please let me know. Either chikan or non chikan related it doesnt matter.

Best Wishes,


Nanbread (Sat 13 Sep 2003 23:26:47 GMT)

Brother Shogun

Brother Shogun,

When I hear about concerts its normally word of mouth.

If you let me know exactly when you plan to come then I can find out whats happening and let you know in advance.

There are plenty of bars in Leciester Square All-Bar-One, Tiger Tiger, Equinox, Hippodrome all teaming with english girls on saturday nights :-).

In the vicinity of Leciester Square there are numourous bars marked as "cattle markets wear loads of young teenagers go to get drunk (17-20 year olds) teaming with young buttocks waiting for the mighty Shogun to devour. Will get all the info and give u the low down.

Nanbread (Mon 15 Sep 2003 21:30:28 GMT)

Ticket Master

Brother Shogun, there use to be a site called ticketmaster.com that gave a list of live concerts taking place in UK. It doesnt appear to be online anymore.

Will put the feelers out and see what I can find.


Nanbread (Tue 16 Sep 2003 19:24:15 GMT)

Punjabi Butt Humper

You wont have any issues entering bars. The reason that they dont let people in are those who are very drunk, loud mouthed or look like trouble makers.

I am of Indian descent myself and have had no problems getting into bars, night clubs in London. Just make sure your smartly dressed (smart casuals.

The only other reason you might get stopped is if its a private party or members only place. Let me know if you require any further information on where to go etc.

Nanbread (Tue 16 Sep 2003 19:28:46 GMT)

EnglishBirds getting offended by asians humping them - pbh


They definitely will not get offended just because your asian.

English women have extremely bad tastes when it comes to drinking. They will drink and drink until they drop. Which means by 11-30 pm you can hump a english girl in a crowded bar without her even caring.

nanbread (Wed 17 Sep 2003 18:52:10 GMT)

punjabi butt humper

My friend, please becareful what you say on this board.

Becareful dont give too much away as to where you are heading or staying in London. The world if so full of hatred for chikans.

I would be honoured to help, assist you in anyway I can.

Maybe oneday get to meet the man himself :-)



Nanbread (Tue 23 Sep 2003 20:25:36 GMT)


I shall be over in Dubai next year so you can give me a low down on the night life. I really want to check out all those foreign babes.

Could you give me a guide to bars, clubs places to fuck nice looking whores, humping bars, places to visit i.e tourists etc.

Keep in contact my friend !


Nanbread (Tue 23 Sep 2003 20:27:39 GMT)


LOL I have never laughed so much after viewing the 'Chikan Terminology' section of the board.

Hey guys you gotta check it out :-))

Well done Webmaster !!

Nanbread (Wed 24 Sep 2003 22:09:38 GMT)

chikan and chatting (empirical evidence considered)

In the past I have chikaned girls whilst chatting to them. My success was due to,

1. Confident smile
2. Good conversationist
3. Good looking (got the admit I am not a super model but does help if the girl finds you handsome looking).

Whilst chatting and in conversatin they have never rejected my chikan advances and tended to giggle more.

Nanbread (Wed 24 Sep 2003 22:10:56 GMT)

dr iron dick

Hi Dr. Iron Dick,

I am currently studying wing chun kungfu.



Nanbread (Fri 26 Sep 2003 16:34:08 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

In the past, I have got away with rubbing my palm in circles on a females buttocks whilst chatting, joking to them and giving them big smiles.

I have come to the conclusion there are girls who dont mind being groped so long as they have some kind of physical attraction towards you or you can use humour to bring a smile to her face whilst groping her

Couple of times I would squeeze past women in bars placing my hands around there waists and gently pulling them towards the middle of my legs as I pass by. If they turn round in shock, I look them in the eye and smile. They 8/10 girls smile back and dont say anything. The remaining two just dont say anything or give me a mean look.

Never had the opportunity to do a stink finger or pussy fingering

Nanbread (Sat 11 Oct 2003 22:14:57 GMT)

Punjabi Butt Humper


I am planning to be in Mumbai for November. I am hopeing we can comunicate before then as I am looking forward to humping and making love to some indian beauties.

Nanbread (Sat 11 Oct 2003 22:20:50 GMT)


Well a warm hello to my old friends Brother Shogun, Gentlebrush (havent seen him on the board for a while - must have found himself a lovely lady, Rick, PBH, PBG, Webmaster and the rest of the community members.

Keep up the good work !!. Where is the sex beast ? havent heard from him in a while ?. Loved the story of Dandia night I only wish I was there lol !!!!!!!!!!.

Let me know next time there is a big event and I shall book a flight to Dubai...

Nanbread (Tue 14 Oct 2003 19:22:36 GMT)

Black Shogun

Brother Shogun, the palming the girl in the bar was just a one off opportunistic thing. Like our friend the Punjabi Butt Humper I have given up my frotteuring ways.

Punjabi Butt Humper, please keep in touch its people like you I have come to admire. The Guru as our friend PBG would say :-)).

Nanbread (Thu 13 Nov 2003 20:59:29 GMT)

Punjabi Butt Humper

Can you email me on gameukuk@yahoo.co.uk

I really would like to hear from you since I am going to mumbai in 3 weeks

Nanbread (Sat 20 Dec 2003 12:25:05 GMT)

re:Indian Male

How sad to hear from a someone who enjoys hearing about his WIFE being molested. Grow up little boy.

Nanbread (Fri 26 Dec 2003 14:49:51 GMT)

Black Shoguns Pic

I accidently stumbled across brother shoguns work of art :-))).

Its fantastic looking at it a second time round. It shows a crowded subway train with a dark looking guy humping and licking a womans hair.

I know I am a ex frotteur but seeing that pic brought back memories and got me really horny :-))

Nanbread (Fri 26 Dec 2003 14:51:21 GMT)

Pakistani Bottom Groper

Hi M8,

I have havent seen him in a while. I have tried mailing him but have not recieved a response.

Best Wishes,


Nanbread (Thu 01 Jan 2004 14:18:15 GMT)

New Year In Trafalgar Square


Well I did quit chikaning a while back. Unfortunately a friend of mine twisted my elbow into coming to Trafalgar square. There was 3000 police that night holy shit never seen so many police in area. The sight of so many gorgeous cute foreign girls got my hormones raging.

Havent got time to tell u everything but ended up plastering myself all over this french girls backside blo

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Nanbread (Thu 01 Jan 2004 20:37:38 GMT)


How do we know this is not someone winding us all up ?.

I suggest any correspondence should be carried out through the Webmaster Ayashi. Thats if he agrees to pass on the information to you.


I have our best interests at heart, its safer that way too.

Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 16:53:57 GMT)

New Years Eve Part II In Trafalgar Square


Prior to meeting the french girl. I got the opportunity to chikan several cute teenage girls. I came up behind one girl, suspect she was dutch. The majority of dutch women have splendid legs, buttocks and breasts. Its as if god had created thier buttocks especially to look good in tight jeans.

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Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 16:57:39 GMT)

Ozzi Groper

Congratulations welcome to the Hall of Fame !

Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 18:22:42 GMT)

New Years Eve - Part III

After groping and humping the dutch girl. My hormones were now raging I wanted to seek out another young girl for a nice hump. There were big crowds building up in Leciester Square women were out with their boyfriends. Who gives a fuck ? think Nanbread ?. When Nanbread wants a woman he gives the sexual signals and he tells a woman how he feels regardless of what the boyfriend thinks.

I walk

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Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 18:26:22 GMT)

King of the Chikans

I respect Dr Iron Dick as the father of groping in London and King of the Chikans but Nanbread again on New years eve was King of the Chikans !! ahhahahahaahha (Dont take it personal Dr. Iron Dick).

I can only describe myself as a hungry lion who wanted to be fed. Such is the way of the Nanbread aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 18:31:00 GMT)

To All London Chikans


Did anyone see how I chikaned that french girl near Trafalgar Square ?. If brother shogun was there he would have been jerking himself just watching me fondle this french beauty

Did anyone see Nanbread with that blonde french girl in his arms. Yes I went back to her hotel and fucked the living day lights out of her. We almost looked like a couple doing foreplay ahahahahah.

Such is the way of the Nanbread !!.. A gold medalist winner !!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Wishes,


"A man who shows how chikaning should be"

Nanbread (Sat 03 Jan 2004 18:34:59 GMT)

Settling Down

Well guys after New years eve. Nanbread has decided to settle down in a long term relationship. 2004 is going to be a great year for me. I wish all those on the board best wishes for the new year.

I wish to mention special thanks to three people on this board who have been an ear to me in my many year haunting Ayashi.

1. Brother Shogun
2. Gentlebrush
3. Webmaster

Take care and best wishes,


"King of the Jungle"

Nanbread (Sun 04 Jan 2004 18:33:32 GMT)

New Years Eve - Part IV

Nanbread is the King of the Concrete jungle. Like a hungry predator he seeks out out and intercepts his prey like a high tech smart heat seeking missile. Like a majestic Lion he growls and makes those around him aware that he is King of the jungle.

Like a Lion who steals food from a cheetah. Nanbread will steal food from other chikans if he sees fit.

As I stalked Trafalgar Square in

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Nanbread (Tue 06 Jan 2004 09:38:47 GMT)

The Epilogue - The After New Years Eve


This is my final post on humping on this section of the board.

After fucking the french girl in 3 different positions I fell asleep and then awoke in the early hours in the morning. I lay staring at the nakedness of her beautiful body.

I recalled Dr Iron Dicks adventures bottom fucking hookers in Amsterdam and smiled to myself. I shook her body and pushed her onto her st

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Nanbread (Wed 07 Jan 2004 20:46:47 GMT)

Indian Women Getting Molested

Confidence in a woman in the biggest deterrent to a chikan.

I have to say I do not like the way indian men give women the rough ride to women on buses and trains. If I did witness a woman almost reduced to a tears by a chikan because of he just would not give in I would intervene and politely tell him to back off.

YES EVEN Nanbread has morals !

Nanbread (Wed 07 Jan 2004 20:49:01 GMT)

Mo and Guest

Well as Brother Shogun, sometimes u gotta fight for your hump u know.

Anyway I am finished with this chikan stuff. 2004 is a new beginning for me. Planning to settle down with a soul mate.

Nanbread (Thu 08 Jan 2004 18:26:26 GMT)

Civil War Amongst Chikans

Only the strong will survive. The weak will perish and become extinct. This is the way of the Nanbread. Like the Lion who steals from the cheetah. He will take what is rightly his.

In real world one has to be selfish to get what one wants. Its a dog eats dog world out there and dont you forget this.

Nanbread (Sat 10 Jan 2004 10:53:08 GMT)


Hi Mate,

Can u post a short meditation exercise for us all ? as you mentioned in your earlier post to focus on the third eye.



Nanbread (Sat 10 Jan 2004 15:34:18 GMT)


Thanks Matey...

Its high time I got deeply into meditative practises. I have been practising Tai Chi and Wing Chun for over 6 months and it has helped me to relax more.

Nanbread (Mon 19 Jan 2004 18:29:51 GMT)

Opportunist Hump

It was monday morning rush hour and the trains as usual were packed like sardines, in a developed world how can such problems still exist in this day and age, it as if we were still living in the third world i wondered ?.

As the train pulled in crowds of people were beginning to flood towards the carriage doors. The doors opened to reveal a carriage jam packed with people.


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Nanbread (Wed 21 Jan 2004 19:02:37 GMT)

Swedish Experience

As everyone knows, the Nanbread is like a majestic indian tiger. He takes what is his. He is king of the "jungle". Today I had the chance to rub myself up down the backside of a swedish girl with a pair of nice rounded peach ass and place my hands around her waist arrrrrrrrrr the tiger roars.

Whilst waiting on the platform at Piccadilly. I couldn't HELP notice this gorgeus blonde standing

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Nanbread (Thu 22 Jan 2004 20:25:43 GMT)



Nanbread (Fri 23 Jan 2004 18:43:13 GMT)

Coming Soon

The great Nanbread is soon to tell of his magnificent sensational hump with an english blonde on the train. Nanbread lives on the edge he takes risks but only when he knows he will be victorious.

Such is the way of the Nanbread, a winner !!. Coming soon my story!!

Nanbread (Fri 06 Feb 2004 23:08:34 GMT)

The King of Kings

The great Nanbread, who is a lion amongst chikans has been dating and is falling in love with a girl he met.

As time goes on my friends you will see less of the nanbread as he changes his life style to accomadate his new found person in his life.

Such is the way of the Nanbread, a man forever in touch with himself.

Nanbread (Sat 07 Feb 2004 09:25:52 GMT)

Dr Iron Dick my time has come

Brother Iron Dick, there comes a time in ones life when one has to begin to think about the future and make a move towards settling down.

Nanbread who has the blood of kings and is the king of kings is nearing the cross road at which point he must make that decision that will give bearing on the rest of his life.

I shall still be haunting Ayashi however to a lesser degree as love takes hold of my life. I have a few great previous encounters so I shall be around for a bit yet.

Such is the way of the Nanbread.........a true King of the jungle

Nanbread (Sun 08 Feb 2004 09:24:45 GMT)

City Life For A Chikan

The famous last words of beez "I envy you lucky bastards who live in city". Oh yes morning and evening the trains are crowded especially on the Victoria line. Working in the city is a great place for chikans to exercise there manhood. Each morning and evening the underground trains are heaving with gorgeous looking women in business suites showing their naked thighs and plum peaches through their

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Nanbread (Sun 08 Feb 2004 09:34:42 GMT)

Carlos - Question

Carlos my friend, tellme do the women wear business suits at work. I guess with your country being so hot their may seem little reason to wear full business clothing.

How the women dress ? Do they wear short tight skirts ? What about on the subway trains ? Is their alot of competition between chikans to seek the sexiest women to butt fuck.

Nanbread (Sun 08 Feb 2004 15:25:07 GMT)

Hurray to Dr Iron Dick AHHHHHHHHH

Dr Iron Dick has my support. He was a member of this forum since the dawn of civilisation and one was one of the earliest contributors.

The terms OOOOOOOH and AHHHHHHHH have become cliches to this very day. All thanks to Dr Iron Dick. A truely remarkable character. As brother shogun you can learn to love him or hate him.


Nanbread (Tue 10 Feb 2004 20:32:50 GMT)

Punjabi Butt Humper

Nice site, many thanks..

Your Friend always..


Nanbread (Tue 10 Feb 2004 20:33:59 GMT)

Punjabi Butt Humper

I would at some point like to discuss the mudras with you, possibly via email



Nanbread (Sat 14 Feb 2004 10:24:30 GMT)

Are all men chikans ?

It makes me wonder when I travel in and around the city in London. You see men by the dozens pressed up behind women or standing very closely behind women in crowded trains. Surely they are not doing this because its so crowded ?. Are they not opportunistic chikans who would user any excuse to press up against beautiful women ?. Yesterday I noticed a man his forties very smartly dressed pressed up against a girl with a tight arse.

These opportunistic chikans are all professionals such as doctors, lawyers, bankers, from the creme da la creme of society and not some shy geek or ugly faced morons as some people like to think.

Nanbread (Sat 14 Feb 2004 17:03:50 GMT)


I agree with you on that point. All men are potential chikans, in a given situation no man would say no to a woman pressing up her ass between his legs.

What you have just said reminded me of one occasion where this bloke who was plastered up against this young lady in one of the carriages during the rush hour. I heard her moan and that guy asked her Are you OK ? and she smiled and replied yeah no problem. This guy must have been having a whale of time judging by the look on his face. He must have been bonking her up the ass with his stiffy so hard and she didnt seem to mind. I wish I was in his shoes at that moment in time ooohh:-)

Nanbread (Mon 16 Feb 2004 18:26:49 GMT)

Amber From Ozz

Come on guys shes not that hot. I have seen better looking girls walking around my local town.

Nanbread (Mon 16 Feb 2004 19:13:55 GMT)

Pussy Bumping - A question to all chikans

I had the fortunate experience to end up being rammed up against a sexy brunette this evening. This time however it wasnt her ass it was her pussy.

She moved right upto me and pressed her breasts into my chest. I made eye contact with her but she just looked the other away. Then all of a sudden she stepped closer. Her pussy was tight between my legs. Still I looked at her, she wouldnt make

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Nanbread (Mon 16 Feb 2004 19:14:44 GMT)

Mr. Black Shogun

Well yeah of course, I wouldnt say to fucking her :-)

Nanbread (Tue 17 Feb 2004 21:02:35 GMT)

Pussy Bumping


Yes I know I should have taken advantage of the situation. However firstly I was caught off guard because it was straight in the face. I mean how often do you get some tall sexy brunette deliberatly pushing up against you in a rush hour train and still maintaining a bitchy look on her face. God guys...this must have been a once in a million chance and it probably wont happen again..!!

Shit I do hope I meet this bitch again, though I have probably got a better chance of farting all the way to the moon :-))

Nanbread (Tue 17 Feb 2004 21:09:48 GMT)


Well I have to say guys that 2 mins with the sexy chijio I shall never ever forget. I recall as she pushed her pussy in between my legs. I fantasized I was fucking her slowly. Oh man the smell of perfume and hair got my hormones raging guys. Shit Shit Shit why fuck didnt I play her game !!!.

Nanbread the King of the Jungle has met his match - a sexy lioness Chijo eheheheh who wanted to breed as NY Sex Beast would put it.

Nanbread (Sat 21 Feb 2004 16:04:08 GMT)

A couple of more tales to tell

Hi Guys,

Got a couple of more stories to tell about the events of this week. One was a girl I met on the tube. We ended up getting of at the next stop hitting a bar and chatting over a few drinks and I ended up going back to her flat and humping her bum whilst we were both drunk. This was so cool because she still had a business suit on whilst I was humping her :-)). hmmm it was nice those bar legs and short business skirt ehheheh. Whilst I had my hands round her waist in the bath room she said "Hey I only invited u back for a chat not to sniff my hair and shag my bottom " eheheheheh.

Another involves another pussy pump story ! :-)) both stories coming soon. Remember all good things come to those who wait!. Such is the way of Nanbread a man who is beyond his time ehehehe.

Nanbread (Sun 22 Feb 2004 10:25:30 GMT)

Part I - The One Night Hump

Last week I made my way back from to the station after having a dissapointing night out with this girl I thought I had got to known pretty well. Well this probably sounds ironic but you can spend years in a relationship but still never know the person. I had began to fall in love with her over the months that we had got to know each other...then she hurt me...like my guard came down and she found

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Nanbread (Sun 22 Feb 2004 16:14:47 GMT)

Part II - The Night Hump

We finally got back to her place. By this time the alcohol had really hit my head. I was as pissed as shit. She still had her business suit on and took of her top. She bent over to turn on the music on her stereo. My cock went ever harder. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh roared the lion. I am hungry hungry. Her buttocks was sticking out like staring me in the face. Ohh Nanbread you only live once i thought lets

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Nanbread (Sun 22 Feb 2004 17:49:19 GMT)

In Response to Fiver Fingers and Guest

In reponse to Five Fingers...

"Why didnt you fuck her Nanbread when she was asleep ? "

I am NOT A RAPIST thats why..

In response to guest..

"He meets a total stranger at the tubes who invites him to sleep on her couch overnight? Bullshit! "

What I am telling you is a true account of my experiences I have no need to lie. If you have already judged me then thats your problem.

Nanbread (Mon 23 Feb 2004 21:14:59 GMT)


I respect your opinion on my post but...

Like I said before I have no reason to lie to you guys. This was a true account of what happened that evening. Sounds unbelievable but its true.

I rest my case !

Nanbread (Wed 25 Feb 2004 22:34:32 GMT)

Martial Arts

Unfortunately, many people who train in the martial arts acknowledge only the physical aspect. They think studying physical self-defense skills alone will help them resolve conflict. This can become a brutal attitude, one which creates conflict by carrying on the eye-for-an-eye, might-is-right code of the ancient warrior. This attitude must be questioned! Otherwise, the public will turn away from

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Nanbread (Wed 25 Feb 2004 22:40:12 GMT)

Martial Arts improves chikans techniques

I believe that certain exercises can enhance the skills of chikan. Balance, meditative relaxion helps one to focus and to breath correctly thus controlling adrenalin, heart beat and thus self control over the erection process.

Chi Kung exercises can enhance the flow of chi or what the japanese called ki the life force to the extremeties this is the basis of taosim love making techniques, it helps achieve multiple orgasams which is what is the ultimate goal of a chikan to beable to do this..

Nanbread (Wed 25 Feb 2004 22:42:27 GMT)

hat off to dr iron dick

You have taken the path in life, please go and seek out your destiny and maybe a few juicy buttocks too ehehehe.

Such is the way of the Nanbread, a man who knows no boundaries..ehehhe

Nanbread (Thu 26 Feb 2004 19:11:57 GMT)

Going UnderCover To find out what women really think of chikans

Guys, From time to time there are those who have asked. Do women enjoy being crushed to death or rubbed up against in crowded trains ?. In a two part series Nanbread goes undercover to find out what women say about this. I am in the process of finalising my investigations this week. Where I have gone undercover on the notorious Victoria line, striking up conversions with women who have been squashed, humped to find out what they have to say. All will be revealed next week in my posts.

Nanbread (Thu 04 Mar 2004 23:30:52 GMT)

re:flirting and groping on the London Underground

Yes, I have groped whilst flirting with women on the London Victoria Line.

The last girl I groped I had my chest pressed against her breasts. I realized she felt uncomfortable so I commented "U better breath in it might help"

She smiled and we got into a conversion, I gently stroked her backside with my hand. She told me how she hated the London Underground because it was like a thir

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Nanbread (Fri 05 Mar 2004 18:54:14 GMT)

re:guest (women wearing tight skirts)

Just because a woman wears tight trousers, shorts, skirts & saris does not
necessarily mean they want to be groped.

You start making assumptions like this and your going to get int alot of trouble.

Nanbread (Mon 08 Mar 2004 21:52:23 GMT)

Re: Guest - How to Chikan without getting arrested ?

Hmmmm the million pound question...either dont chikan. Or if you do make sure shes happy with you groping her..

Nanbread (Fri 12 Mar 2004 22:30:25 GMT)

I am Fucked off with Women


My relationship with this girl has gone from bad to worse....as soon as your too direct or honest they turn a fucking blind away as soon as u open up they fuck off..

Fucking women are all the same, they just whore you and steal from you and then leave you without anything.

Nanbread (Fri 12 Mar 2004 22:32:40 GMT)

All women are fucking whores

A famouse entreprenner called Donald Trumpet..once told a she judge in Court that for every relationship that you have with a woman theres always a price to pay in the relationship..all women are whores fucking whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pissed drunk. Chikan brothers go hump a woman because they cheat you out and get away with murder, best to hump the bitches then have a relationship.

Nanbread (Sun 11 Apr 2004 23:26:57 GMT)

I am still around guys

Nope, rest assured I am alive and well !.

I pinched a girls buttocks in Covent Gardens last week, she turned round to see who it was and I gave her a warm friendly smile. She gave me a dirty smile back then continued her conversation with her mate.

Good thing it wasn't Louise or I might be at Bow street magistrates now :-)

Nanbread (Thu 27 May 2004 22:47:26 GMT)


You f**king immature little prick. How can you let other men violate your wifes body as though it were a piece of meat. Do you also make money out of renting your daughter to the whore house too ?

Nanbread (Sun 13 Jun 2004 18:46:09 GMT)

PBH in London


Its great to hear your coming to London. If you need to know anything about this historical city please do not hesitate to ask.

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