Ugh...I think I'd throw up if I frottaged a motorcycle chick with no teeth. Couldn't you tell how ugly she was from the side?
I went to a concert tonight and got behind a blonde in her thirties wearing a soft pair of jeans. I had spotted her earlier in the night, but she was behind me and it wasn't crowded enough to "get her" just yet. When the main act came on and everybody started moshing, I spotted her squashed up against the guy right next to me and slid behind her. Her boyfriend or husband was standing a couple of p
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Tell us about it.
Well, tonight was quite the night, chikans. I started off the night digging my semi-erect cock into the butt crack of a very tall blonde's big ass. She was wearing a denim skirt that came down to her knees and was with her boyfriend. I also did some light groping of her buttocks. Second act, I moved deeper into the crowd and started really giving it to this big brunette in thin black pants. Her as
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I enjoy humping a hot woman while her husband or boyfriend is right there. It's more exciting. Their stupid husband or boyfriend stands in front of her and thinks that he is "shielding" her from the crowd, while I have my shaft buried in between her butt cheeks and the head poking at her pussy.
What's cool about chikan
Let's face it...none of us are rock stars, movie stars, male models or millionaires. Those guys get to fuck thousands of hot women in a lifetime, whereas the average guy gets to fuck a handful. That's what I love about being a chikan...I'm just an average guy, but I get to have sexual encounters with hundreds - possibly thousands - of women. Hot women, older women, women way out of my league...all kinds. Who else can say that they've butt-fucked as many babes as we have without being some sort of a celebrity?
"They talk irrelevant stuff about making silly porno movies. What we want to hear are hardcore chikan stories."
Dude...nobody has posted as many *quality* stories as Black Shogun. Nobody. His stories are hot as hell, and always a pleasure to read. Not only does the guy have incredible stories, he is a good writer. He pays attention to detail. When some guys write about an encounter on this
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Absolutely take her to the concert, and have her wear the trousers. Then head out onto the floor and "shield" her from the crowd by standing in front of her with her arms wrapped around you, or stand next to her. This will invite chikans to dig their hard-ons into her butt crack and grope her. If a lot of youngsters go to this concert, then I gurantee that your wife will be chikaned...young boys love a curvaecous woman in her 30s.
My Hall of Fame votes
1. Black Shogun
2. Master Frotteur
7. The guy from Philly who wrote the stories about soccer mom, the young co-ed, the Chinese college student at a bar, etc. He was supposed to finish the story about the Chinese girl and do one about a parade in Philly, but never did. Not sure what his name is.
9. Moshpit Groper
10. Infamous Groper
I am going to the "Summer Sanitarium" tour headlined by Metallica, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Mudvayne, and the Deftones at a major football stadium...I got floor tix...chikans, this is going to be sick. I have no idea what is going to happen, but I am getting excited just THINKING about that crowd. I don't care if I get crushed to death...it's going to be worth it! Hell, if I'm gonna go, I want to
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I was just going through my HOF stories, and there is a story in there that is by another "jay". It's the wedding story. The guy who wrote it said that he was 14 in 1994...well, I haven't even turned 19 yet. Great story though!
X, when I wrote the Giant's Stadium story - my first contri to this board - I really did think that that was my first chikan experience. There is not much of a difference between the age of 13 and 14, and I thought that Sea World came after Giant's Stadium. Actually, my first two chikan experiences were humping the woman at Sea World and humping the married lady at the Broadway show. Giant's Stadi
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Yeah, it's about time we got back to the stories and away from the BS.
Re: Terrance and Black Shogun
When a woman gets her butt grabbed in a very tight crowd, it's impossible for her to identify the culprit. When a woman's butt crack is being invaded by a boner, then that's obvious: it's the guy directly behind her. However, when a woman has her butt grabbed, groped, pinched, squeezed, etc. in a tight crowd, it's not that simple. The man directly behind her may be the primary suspect, but it coul
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Leaving for a few weeks
I'll be back in a few weeks with my concert report. This board has gotten really boring as of late...the only one supplying any decent stories is Terrance, who is a rookie...everybody else is just pissing and moaning.
Had a great night of chikan on Sunday. On the line waiting to get into the building I got behind this hot blonde mom in her 30s-40s who was with her son and rubbed my erection all over her butt. The crowd wasn't super-packed, but it was a slow shuffle and every time the crowd inched forward I would poke the head of my erect penis into the crack of her butt. She never said anything, but when she fe
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there should be a workshop to train(pardon the pun) newcomers - it is after all a fine art
Thanks OZZI G, appreciate it. I'll keep reading then. Any help on the ireland front, north or south...maybe its new ground that I could write about, unchartered lands to conquer!! help if you can