Re: Kass - Groping Moms
Welcome Kass! I was wondering if there was anybody from down under. Now we have our answer! It looks like we now have evidence that all the world's continents are respresented on the board except for Africa and Anartica (who cares about this place . . . but just to be exact). I wonder if Master Ayashi ever imagined his board would reach around the world like this? Anyway, welcome again Kass! We look forward to hearing more about your bold acts. But be careful mate!
Black Shogun
Attempted Buggery
Ahhhhh Spring is finally here! More daylight and fewer garments to shield the lovely derrieres of the female persuasion. But even with the onset of Spring, it was still a bit too chilly for the Shogun to make his switch to "Spring/Summer chikan gear" at his latest concert. So, Shogun stuck with his familiar thin sweats . . . big chocolate ding-a-ling out of underwear and prepared for "contact"
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Re: Punjabi Butt Humper
Yes PBH. Sometimes even I cannot believe my own luck. I mean, how she let me hold her shoulders while I dug way, waaayyy up her buttcheeks! Spreading them open and massaging all against the inner walls of her arsecheeks! That was incredible indeed my friend!
I guess that I am fortunate in that some of the concerts and bars here draw such big crowds. You cannot help but find your dick be
Re: Masher - Formative Years
I did not hump older white women when I was a teenager Masher (although, now I wish that I had!). I humped white girls who were my age or younger. If you want to read about my earlier years as a chikan, use the search engine and check out my story entitled "Begginings" (I mispelled it). If you have not read that one, please do so. It will give you some information regarding my childhood experiences. Oh! Butthumping girls was so simple then!
Black Shogun
Re: Pepe Puntazo
Where are you from Pepe?
Black Shogun
Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - Reach of Ayashi BBS
Just from what I know PBH, the following countries/regions of the world have been represented on the board at one time and in some form or another: Japan; Hong Kong; Taiwan; The Phillipines; Australia; Canada; The United States; Mexico; Venezuela; The United Kingdom; Italy; Eastern Europe; Turkey; The United Arab Emirates; India. That's quite a global presence. As I have said before, the Nation of Chikan knows no geopolitical borders.
Black Shogun
Oops!
Forgot Pakistan!
Black Shogun
World Map of Gropers
Master Ayashi, what about Australia? Kass is from the continent of Australia, but this is not recognized from the map. I have enjoyed his stories.
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - World Map
Your work on the map has been fantastic Master Ayashi. And in so little time! This was a great idea from PBH that you have implemented. It definitely adds to the site and demonstrates that Ayashi BBS is the authoritative stop on the net regarding this subject matter.
Black Shogun
Re: Fish & Chips - Got Caught
The predicament of Fish & Chips is a reminder of the dangers of chikan. I wish you the best Fish & Chips and hope that you come away from it all under the best set of circumstances possible.
Black Shogun
Re: Fish & Chips - Feelings
Fish & Chips, I understand that you are quite upset right now. But please do try to keep things in perspective. This is nothing to think about suicide over. Indeed, I can think of few things that are.
If this is a first offense, then you are likely to get a fine plus be required to see a specialist or something. And there will be no publication of your name in a public paper. If so, you'll have a civil claim. Keep it in perspective. Let the lawyer do his job. Pay the fine, then get help if you need it.
Black Shogun
Monthly Chikan Award
I cast my vote for Kass for his brazen "underhanded down under style" on display in Australia.
Black Shogun
Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - Just An Idea
Nice effort PBH, but it's far too complicated. I'm for keeping things simple . . . not simplistic . . . but simple. I would prefer to keep things as they are versus a lot of different titles to recognize the same basic thing . . . good stories about chikan.
Black Shogun
Re: Pakastani Bottom Groper - Most Helpful Person
A "most helpful person" award might be something to do PBG, but I'm just not sure that we have enough people making contributions of the sort that would qualify . . . yet.
How about a link from the main page where people could post their helpful thoughts and comments? Master Ayashi created a page for the world map of gropers. There could be a "helpful comments" page too. The person deemed the most "helpful" could then be recognized on an annual basis with an award.
It's just that this board is about stories, and I don't want to see that focus change. The stories make up the heart and soul of the board as its "core business", and that should never change. And, we should continue with monthly recognition awards for the best stories.
Black Shogun
At The Library
Today, I decided to spend some time in a local library. Because I have read how Gourmet Groper has seen up the skirts of many women while at the library, I too hoped to find a "spectacle" to behold. And wouldn't you know it but that I had some luck right off the bat! First thing!
Although not as exciting as GG's live report from the library way back when, my eyes did fall upon a most bea
Re: Webmaster - Awards & Titles
I am with you Master Ayashi. The current system is for everybody. I say leave it as is. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Recall our difficulties at the beginning of the year when too many changes were made. Things are fine the way they are now. Stay the course!
Black Shogun
Re: Dirty Uncle - Tips
Dirty Uncle speaks sage words of advice. If you go to a bar (pub) or nightclub, always have a drink in your hand for crying out loud! The only exceptions are when you are on the dance floor, or going back to order another drink.
Now this does not mean that you have to drink heavily. To the contrary. Buy only 2 or 3 drinks in an entire night, and then nurse them all night long. Need a b
Re: Totti
Hey, there's no link. You must have forgot to put it in the message.
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Bad Set Up Turns Awesome
Damn Brush!!! Four . . . four toofers???? She had better have had a nice bum!!!
Black Shogun
Re: Rick Merry - English Women
Rick Merry, do you think English women are that much different from American women? I would conclude that they are probably both about the same. As you say about Italian women, they are used to having their buttocks squeezed. A friend of mine who is attractive and blonde loves Rome, but she gets felt up and butthumped by Italian men on the buses every time she goes there. The Italian man will even try for you when there is no crowd! Somebody on here wrote that Rome has only two main commuter lines running through town. Seems like those would be jam packed with people.
Black Shogun
Re: Jay - Concert
Nice story Jay. The best part was when you inserted your thumb between her butt cheeks and pressed on her "chocolate starfish."
Black Shogun
Comedy Central
There was a comedian on Comedy Central tonight who was joking about the chikan activities that go on in New York City on the subway trains. It was funny as all get out! He joked about how the men fight for the door spot on crowded trains so that they can get up on the buttocks of voluptous women. He was showing how men rub into women's asses on the trains and the funny looks they get on their faces when the cum! Then he showed how some women who like it react (by pinching their own nipples and making funny faces)! Hahahaha! The crowd was roaring with laughter, and so was I! Hahahaha!
Black Shogun
Re: English Women
Those English bitches don't worry me. If one can get away with butthumping "liberated" American women, then an English lass would be no greater challenge. Why, the Shogun will . . . will . . . will go to Tiger Tiger and use his "hard candy" to "push their English Toffee in!!!" I'll arse fuck pale English blondes at a big outdoor concert held at Wembley!!!
Black Shogun!!!
Carlos - Latin Women
My brother Senor Carlos! I have been looking at pictures of beautiful latin women on the internet . . . mostly from Colombia and Brazil. My GOD hombre! So many of those women are gorgeous! How I would love to meet such a woman with plump but shapely buttocks cheeks.
There are numerous sites that claim their trade is to successfully link up American men with Latinas (although, I must lo
Re: Paul Foster
Mister Paul Foster. What's this bullshit about rape, rape drugs, and kidnapping??? Get out of town! And stay out of South America!
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Latinas
Nan, I envy you for being able to go to Caracas this year. You will have to give us a report on how it was when you return. Soon, you will be able to enjoy all that Senor Carlos has at his own disposal every day! You should see if you can bring one of those Latina bombshells back with you as your wife :-) If I were there, I would find the Latina babe of my dreams and have her sit her bubble butt booty cheeks right on my forehead everyday!!! Hahaha!
Black Shogun
The Shogun Hits Paydirt Again!
Spring had finally arrived, and what a lovely sight it was! No more big coats and jackets with female buttocks cheeks all covered up. As I waited to get into the first huge concert of the new season on the circuit, I spied many lovelies whose bottom cheeks offered great potential.
Two young blondes walked by with their hair pulled back and up, their tops low and showing smooth shoulders a
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Pepe Puntazo - Peruvian Women
Senior Pepe Puntazo, please tell us about Peruvian women. Are there good places in Peru to butt hump the attractive ladies of Peru? Bars, nightclubs, concerts, and public transportation? Other?
I have known of one Peruvian woman who was studying here many years ago. She was quite attractive. I have also sampled Peruvian cuisine, which was quite tasty.
But what about feminine, Peruvian buttocks Senior Pepe? I mean, how does the Peruvian woman compare to the Colombian or Venezuelan Senora or Senorita? Is it possible to have an active "practice" in Lima. Years ago, a Peruvian in California told me I should go to Peru because the women would love me there.
Black Shogun
Big Phat Ass Blonde
http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Black Shogun
Re: Kass - Finger Pressing Booty Holes
Yes Kass. It can be very difficult to actually penetrate down to the A-hole with your fingers. But still, it can happen. For example, see Jay's story of being at a concert with his thumb between a blonde's butt cheeks . . . pressing her asshole. I have never gotten my finger in that far (only my dick) and never really tried, but I have pressed hard enough to feel a girl's tailbone where it disappears into the crack . . . I found that to be extremely exciting. I think the only way to get your fingers all the way to the pooty hole and leave them there would be in a really crowded place like a concert or Japanese commuter train.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Fingers or Boners?
My brother Nanbread, why choose? Why not be "well-rounded" and have both? First, your finger in deep, pretty, feminine bum cheeks . . . then your boner!
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Information
Senor Carlos gracias, gracias, gracias!!! Thank you for the information and links. I would love to come to Caracas and date a big butt Latina blonde, maybe even find my future wife :-) Hopefully, a reputable dating service to link up North American men with far away Venezuelan women will be formed soon. Please keep us posted on all such developments. Much dinero and many marriages could be made! Hmmmm . . . maybe there is a business proposition in that for you mi hermano (brother in Spanish . . . I think) Senor Carlos.
Black Shogun
Carlos - Concerts in Caracas
Senor Carlos, how does one find out about concerts in Caracas? Is it easy and convenient to buy tickets to such events? Surely, there must be plenty of popular Venezuelan groups that attract many screaming female fans, as well as touring groups from other countries.
I recently re-read your story where you showed up at a mall where a popular group was appearing. You were able to rub your
Re: Carlos - Venezuelan Women
Thanks for all the advice Carlos. I will be checking out the sites you have told me about in the next day or so.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Colombian Woman
Good for you Nanbread! I swear, I believe that it is a Latina that I prefer for my girlfriend, and then maybe my wife. It's just that we don't have a lot of Latinos here, although their numbers are growing. Maybe I will have to move. If not, then I guess I'll just continue to bum white girls :-)
It sounds as if maybe you met that woman in a crowded club somewhere. I have gone online and looked at pictures of Tiger Tiger and The Hippodrome in London. The Hippodrome seems to be my speed . . . PACKED with women from everywhere making it easy to sample "crack cuisine" from around the world.
Black Shogun
Re: Peruvian Guest
OK . . . OK . . . I'm going out of my mind here for these South American chicas! I never knew that Peruvian women were that attractive. I mean, there are attractive women to be found in every corner of the globe, but I just never knew about Peru (other than the one Peruvian woman I met years ago, who was rather pretty).
I must find my way south somehow, but where? Colombia? Venezuela?
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A Memory - I Have Met A Venezuelan Woman
I started thinking and remembered that I did once meet a woman from Venezuela here a few years ago! She was studying at a local university. She was attractive, but I found her to be kind of . . . argumentative and bitchy. We only went out once, and I never called her again because I didn't like her personality (she did have a nice butt though . . . hahaha!). I did run across her again, and she seemed to be angry with me . . . probably because I said I would be calling her, but did not.
Black Shogun
Choices, Choices
For me, I guess it must be Venezuela or Peru. The women of Argentina and Uruguay are too European and snooty. I have no understanding of Portuguese at all, so Brazil is out. And Colombia is too dangerous (a guy in Miami thought I was Colombian). Does anybody have any knowledge of Chile or Ecuador(or any other S. American country for that matter)? I would love to hear more about Peruvian women and society from our Peruvian guest.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Latin American Danger & Miami
Nan, the only place in South America that gives me a lot of worries when it comes to safety is Colombia. One is more likely to be kidnapped in Colombia than in any other place in the world. However, my concern is lessened by the fact that I can pass for being Colombian or Venezuelan . . . until I open my mouth that is . . . I plan to study my Spanish again hermano. I better stick with English for now though.
As for chikan in Miami, I managed to rub my boner into numerous butt cracks at a crowded nightclub spot in South Beach. But it wasn't easy though. Even though there were tons of people in the place, that club and others in South Beach tend to be huge and provide plenty of space in most parts of the buildings.
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Clubs in Venezuela
I see Senor Carlos. Are you saying that single Venezuelan women do not go out to dance clubs in Venezuela unless it's with a boyfriend or husband? There sure were plenty that were out without men in Cancun . . . but that was Cancun and not Caracas. What about concerts in Caracas? Are there many?
Black Shogun
Re: Jay - Humping in Hubby's or Boyfriend's Presence
You have a good point there Jay. Thing is, you have to be careful lest you get into a brawl and somebody gets a broken nose. Any man who wants to protect his girl's ass from a chikan should know better than to stand in front of her in a crowd. Stand behind your girl . . . and bury YOUR dick into your girl's butt crack. Can't guy's see that's the only real way to protect your girl's bum in a cro
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Re: Bums and Tits
When I'm talking to a woman and it turns to "sexy" talk, then I always make it perfectly clear which part of the female anatomy that I am enamored with most . . . the (_*_)!!! BUM! Tits are made for fondling, squeezing, and sucking. Unless you are a drunk Muscovite that is. That's why titty fucking is normally referred to as going "Russian."
Black Shogun
Re: Paul Foster & Little Shogun
This message board is not about rape, drugging, kidnapping, etc. If that's what you are into, then find some other place. We don't want to hear it. There is only ONE Shogun. It is I, and I do not stand for your message. Do not in any way connect my trademark and/or other intellectual property with your own interests.
BLACK SHOGUN!!!
Man of the Month
Here's a vote and a ummmmmm . . . "thumbs up" . . . to Jay for his "thumb between her butt cheeks" stories in May.
Black Shogun
Re: Jay's Stories
Jay has some of my favorite stories of all time. Like the one when he was in 8th grade and got into a crowd at a NYC play (I believe it was) against some glamorous looking woman standing next to her husband. My boy Jay spermed in her butt crack and all over her dress just as she turned to him to say, "That's OK."!!!
Or, how about the one at Rockerfeller Plaza (I think it was) where he chi
Re: Name for Award
I thought this was settled Master Ayashi. We have a name . . . "Man of the Month" and "Man of the Year" for the overall winner. Of course, a woman could win it too, but that appears to be extremely unlikely.
Black Shogun
Re: Suggestions for Improvement
I think some great suggestions have been made to improve this board. Somebody suggested a search engine, and we got one. Great improvement! Then, somebody suggested a map, and we got the "ethnography." Another great improvement!
There is no reason to change things just for the sake of change however. We have to ask whether a proposed change really makes things better, worse, or has no
Re: Gentlebrush - Pervert
If you want to sign up to be called "pervert" buddy, be my guest! Hehehehe :-) How about . . . "Concert Buttfucker For The Ages!" I may know nothing about music brother, but when it coooomes to concert buttfuckin, ain't nobody better!
Black Shogun!!!
PS I need some more good bar action soon!
Re: Gentlebrush - Welcomes
Gentlebrush (also known to Dr. Iron Dick as "Gentleman Brush") is chair of the board's welcoming committee :-) He also welcomed me 7 months ago. Has it been that long?
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Hot Doggin It
Actually Nan, what happened in that story ("Doin the Bum Diddly") is that as I buggered the pretty little blonde, her friend turned to her in the crowd and said that she felt like she was the one being butt fucked. I thought it was funny because I was between her blonde friend's ass cheeks at that very moment!
I agree with you that it's best to start out with the "weiney in the bun" first,
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Re: Guest - Buns and Hot Dogs
Buns = a woman's (_*_) buttocks! And your dick = a sausage or hot dog. I think you should be able to figure out the rest.
Black Shogun
More on Hot Dogs
For those of you who may be totally unfamiliar with the West, a "hot dog" is also a type of sandwhich eaten primarily in the U.S. It qualifies as a sandwhich because it's meat (a sausage) in between bread. You can dress your hot dog with condiments such as ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, saurkraut (yuck), chili, cheese, etc. Whatever you like I guess.
Also, in the U.S. to "hot dog" or
Re: nikk
First drugging, kidnapping, and rape. Now pedophilia??? Nikk, unless you are 10 to 14 years of age yourself, you need to go somewhere. Even if you are 10 to 14, maybe you still shouldn't be here. This board is for grown folks . . . or at least young adults 18 and up.
Black Shogun
Re: Caliguy
Too vulgar? Are you kidding me? Those were some great little snippets! You didn't say enough. Welcome! We'd love to hear more. Sorry "Gentleman Brush" :-) I know those are your lines.
Caliguy, your little piece there demonstrates that you are a true chikan. Looking to dig your boner into succulent female buttocks cheeks under any and all situations and circumstances possible.
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - Perverted Encounter of the Month
Encounter or encounter(s) . . . depending on how active and successful one's "practice" has been for that particular month. Just don't ever call me "Pervert of the Month" or "Pervert of the Year."
Master Ayashi, in my humble opinion, I still think it's a mistake to change it. There's no need. The focus on removing mediocrity in the name of the award is, again in my humble opinion, misgui
Lunch
Today, the Shogun had . . . uhhhhhh . . . hot dogs . . . with his lunch. Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Hot Dog with Mayo
Hot dogs with mayo??? EWWWW! The German people eat french fries with mayo. EWWWW, EWWWW, EWWWW!!! If a hot dog is to be served with mayonaise, then I agree that it should be of the type that is squashed between bouncy female butt cheeks.
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - The Cast of Characters
Yes, but where is Opportunist, Meilin, and Tech_Bonus??? What about Rodz and Kass??? And not enough Punjabi Butt Humper or Pakistani Bottom Groper. I wonder how Fish & Chips is doing? No Pincher either. Jay has been around, but I know he can come up with better stories.
Black Shogun
Re: Chinese Chikan
Yes Chinese Chikan. Sometimes, you must not care who is watching. Otherwise, your action will be ruined. If you have not read them yet, see some of my earlier stories where women saw me butt fucking other women. I did not care. In fact, I often kept going until orgasm!
If another woman is looking too hard for too long at the very height of my pleasure, then I just say in my head, "Keep looking because YOUR butthole is NEXT!" AAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Some stories you can read where other women saw me include: "Inaugural Nut"; "Tippy Toes Concert Booty"; "Shogun's Hat Trick". Use the search engine to find.
Black Shogun
Re: Carlos - Chikan Movie Director
Three cheers for Senor Carlos! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! This is the best submission Senor Carlos has made in a long, long time, and he is exactly right. These are EXACTLY the types of chikan films that should be scripted, directed, produced, marketed and sold. I think that production costs for such films could be kept fairly low, and with there definitely being a ma
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A Chikan Comedy Film
Oh, I forgot that I have an idea for a chikan comedy movie. Again, this site offers ample material. In one scene, the chikan would be butt fucking a bubble butt woman on a packed bus. But little does he realize that the woman had chili beans for lunch . . . he feels something warm on his dick . . . the woman has passed gas on his penis! This is from a true story written on this board a long ti
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More Serious Note
As with Gentlebrush, I too would do a movie that involves a chikan and an undercover cop. Only, in my movie, a full-length feature film, the chikan, who happens to be a prominent man living in London, would be caught, and the movie would deal with how being caught for chikan impacts his life and all those around him.
Shogun Shout Pictures,
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Chikan Comedy Film
Mr. Benny Hill is my inspiration :-)
Black Shogun
Re: English Chikans
Yes you English chikans. You must all come out and play. Especially since we chikan film makers all seem to want to shoot on location in London. Your technical advice and expertise is needed. Perhaps even one of you is competent and prepared to get top billing by playing the leading man (or woman for that matter)! Because the weather is now warm, perhaps all of the English chikans are . . . busy :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Kass - No Stories to Tell
Even if one does not have a story to tell, interesting commentary . . . and I emphasize INTERESTING . . . is most appreciated. Sometimes, things seem to come to a standstill on the board, with very few posts, or with very uninteresting commentary. We can keep things moving if people take the time to "spice things up", even if they don't have a story, as with Carlos' question about chikan movie making.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - BOOTY BANDIT!!!
Nan! I don't believe you! You STOLE another lion's meal!!! BAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Wasn't that you complaining about chikans stealing from other chikans??? Hahaha! You have violated your own rules! Next time it happens to you buddy, you shall receive no sympathy from me :-) To the victor goes the spoils . . . the BOOTY of chikan war!
By the way, I saw that the queen was celebrating 50 years on the throne. I saw huge crowds. As the English women waved the Union Jack in the crowd, this chikan would have been "JACKING UP" up some English girl bum . . . just like changing a tire . . . JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK!!!!! AAAAHAHAHA!
Black Shogun
PS For a great story about "chikan civil war", see my piece entitled "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!"
Re: Francesco - European Chikan
I agree with you Francesco. There needs to be more stuff of Euro-American women getting their buttocks and titties groped. There's a series of films out there called Groping America (www.gropingamerica.com), but I don't find the few scenes I have viewed to be very good. Will somebody please, please, please make movies of Euro-American women getting chikan buttfucked? Please???
Black Shogun
Re: Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!
Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!! I just read my own story about chikans fighting for buttocks, and I can't stop lauging! HAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop it Nan! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say with humility that "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!" is an absolute Ayashi BBS CLASSIC. One of my best ever! Use search engine to find :-)
As an epilogue to that story, I remember that I used to see this Native American guy in this bar that I go to. He was older . . . looked 40s to early 50s to me . . . and he was GOOD! He would stand there with a beer in his hand and bum 20-something girls without there being any real crowd around. Takes skill and nerve to do that. I haven't seen him in several years. Appeared to be a migrant worker type.
Black Shogun
Re: Francesco - Germany
Say Francesco, you are in Germany right? What did you think of my "movie" where the chikans get their dicks out and go for "der poopen chutes" of the blonde German frauleins??? AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Black Shogun
Re: Francisco - Movies
See earlier discussions from Carlos' questions about chikan movies. "Der poopen chute" is slang (mine) for (_*_).
Black Shogun
Re: Francisco
We heard you dude. Must you say everything 2 and 3 times? Hit the send button only once for cryin out loud :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - What Chikans Do
One time, Brush said that when he was creamin' some crack, he SCREAMED like he was in pain! Now, I thought that was funny. The only time I might make any such sound is when I'm absolutely certain it won't be heard . . . I've said that many a time on this board.
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Re: Jay - Jay Knows Chikan
Thanks for the words Jay. You know how much I have contributed to this board, and given the level of my effort, it just pissed me off that some A-hole who knows nothing of me would come on here and question my motives.
As you also know, you have written some of my favorite stories. What I wouldn't have done to trade places with you in some of those situations. However, rather than being
Re: Ritz - Your Wife
Ritz - does your wife eat a lot of ghee? According to Punjabi Butt Humper, ghee is the substance that often leads to the very shapely, soft, and round buttocks of the Punjabi woman. If what you say is true about your wife, then if I were standing behind her, I would lay my dick between her buttocks cheeks like a sausage on a "Ritz cracker" (a type of cracker in the U.S.).
Black Shogun
Latinas Rule
The new Miss Universe is none other than Emilia Vega of The Dominican Republic. The runner up? None other than Miss Venezuela! I want to buttfuck some Latinas . . . now!
Black Shogun
Re: Ritz - Suggestions
Nan actually gave quite a few good suggestions already. I think the most important thing is to make sure that your wife dresses appropriately for the ocassion. Then, you must make sure that she goes to the right places . . . places where there are thick crowds. If these two things happen, then I can assure you that the rest will take care of itself. The chikans will see to that my friend.
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Re: Ritz - Risks
I suppose there's always the risk that somebody might try to go too far . . . even physically hurt somebody. However, you can virtually eliminate this risk by, strangely enough, sticking to fairly public places!
You see, a part of a chikan's thrill is public groping . . . this enhances the experience. But the gropee, and in this case the husband of the gropee, benefit by the public nature
Re: Ritz - Outlandish Things
Read the archives of "Sensual Stories", "Memorable Comments", and "Man of the Year." Then, you will know.
Black Shogun
Re: Ritz - Course of Action
I'm sorry Mr. Ritz, but I cannot give you a "course of action." That's not the way things work. Every situation is different, and thus, must be treated as "fluid."
If you want to know what to expect or get an idea of what can happen, then again, my best advice to you is to read the stories. They speak for themselves. Clearly, not all of them are true, but that's for the reader to decide. Start with the most recent ones first in the sections I noted, then work back.
And do not ignore "Memorable Comments." I'm not sure how Master Ayashi goes about deciding how written materials will be archived, but there are what I consider to be full-fledged stories in the "Memorable Comments" section.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Childhood Experiences
Wow, Nan! That last piece of yours was timely! Do you remember the story I wrote a while back about my childhood experiences? "Begginings", the story of how I used to feel up and buttfuck the daughters of my Spanish teacher? Well, it was only last week that I decided to do an internet search to see if I could find where they are today, and lo and behold, I was successful!
What I did was
Re: Ritz - Request for Information
No Ritz, you are not being too pushy. It's just that I don't know if you really understand what you are asking for. I do not have the time. Read the stories . . . take the advice given here . . . experiment . . . tell us what happens. We can go from there.
As far as what she should wear, I told you. Anything that really shows off her buttcheeks and that accentuates her booty crack. If your wife is attractive and has a deep arse gap, then you want the chikans to see the deepness of her crevice . . . it will make them drool with desire and want to "dilly dally in the valley" . . . they will oblige you by humping your wife . . . up her butthole. I've nothing more to say except, "Go for it."
Black Shogun
Re: Ritz - Sexual Intercourse at Concerts
Some claim that they have had sex at a concert. In the grand scheme of the universe, I'm sure it has happened. However, I am just as equally sure that such a thing is a rarity. And of course, I know you have heard of concerts getting out of hand, resulting in rape. That, too, is a rarity.
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - A Perverted State of Mind
Precisely Master Ayashi. Who said a chikan was "in his right mind?"
Black Shogun
Re: Sir Dick Rubswell - Just Do It!
You picked my thoughts right from my mind Sir Rubswell. Ritz is thinking about this far too much. Just get out there and let the good times roll! Find what works . . . experiment . . . like a virtuoso jazz musician improvise.
By the way, I thought I recognized your writing style . . . but I still can't quite place it. Give us a clue as to your identity.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Hair Licking
Nanbread takes the art of hair licking to new heights . . . looking for split ends! Now THAT'S some funny shit!!! You chikans never cease to amaze me.
I started doing some hair licking after I started reading this board . . . depositing my saliva into the blonde locks of my prey. The first time I did it, I drizzled my drool into the hair of a fine ass teen while probing my root between h
Re: Nanbread - Learning the Ropes
Be careful Nan! If you plan to JAM a finger up a pretty girl's arshole, then you had BETTER make sure it's in a really crowded spot where hard contact is a "part of the action." If not, then you MUST be more subtle . . . only lightly rubbing a finger in her "back rack crack" such that she is not even aware.
Or, you can push deeper in a place that is not as crowded as, say, a concert . . . but it MUST be crowded enough that she will not know who did it . . . and you MUST keep moving. I did this in a bar once, and the tall girl turned her head and looked back with annoyance. "Who just put a finger in my asshole?" was the look on her face. Tis I! Shogun's friend! Mr. Stink Finger :-)!!!
Black Shogun
Nanbread is Killing Me!
I'm sorry Nan, but you have been just too much this week! Totally "on your game." First, you describe how you lecherously stole a set of glorious butt cheeks that had been claimed by another chikan? Then you proclaim that you are the type of chikan who will not chew on the hair of a bitch with split ends???!!! If that isn't the funniest shit . . . . hahahaha! Nan you crazy :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Ritz - Concert
Ritz, Jay told you what to do if you go to a concert. Stand in front of your wife as if you are "protecting" her from the crowd. Even have her put her arms around your waist or your shoulders from behind, thus giving her a "false" sense of security. This sense of "security" is totally false as in reality, her buttocks will be totally exposed and open to a "rear action, behind the lines" attack
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Re: Ritz - Should We Stay or Should We Go?
Be the man and say we are staying. Demand to stay longer since you spent the money buying the tickets. Get her to stay as long as possible. Then, take a crowded train or bus home. Don't know what else to tell ya. Good luck!
Black Shogun
Re: Ritz - Leaving Her Defenseless
Mr. Ritz, if you "lose" your wife in the crowd, then how will you watch her get buggered by a stranger? Take the trouble to create the experience you want, or forget about it. No pain, no gain (and no seeing wifey get jacked up the butt by a chikan). Good day sir.
Black Shogun
Re: PBH - Welcome Back!
Welcome back my friend! Happy to see you here again. I see you have now gone into the massage business. Remember to maintain your professionalism at all times, and do not let your hands stray uninvited to the buttocks of your female customers :-)
Black Shogun
Chikan versus Anal Sex
Most women I have dated have not been too keen on being fucked in the ass. I'm talking about actual penetration past the sphincter muscle. Basically, they are afraid that a big dick up the butt will hurt their booty hole. And one will too if the "buttfucker" doesn't know what the hell he is doing.
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Brother Nanbread Entertains The Chikan Nation
Nan, I was laying there watching some TV tonight . . . thinking about all the great posts on the board starting with last Sunday. You definitely had a good week. I think the best stuff you have ever written was done this week! The line about not chewing the hair of a nice piece of arse if she has split ends in her hair was just too much . . . over the top! GOD! Funny! I don't know if you mea
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Re: Ritz - It Happened at Concert
Sounds like the perfect script for a Bollywood chikan flick to me. For those of you who do not know, "Bollywood" is the name given to the moviemaking industry in India, which is considered to be perhaps the best in all of Asia. The fair Indian maidens who appear in Bollywood films are quite beautiful. I may assure you that you chikans would want to butthump every last one of them (and probably do more).
Black Shogun
Hall of Fame
I would like to propose that Master Ayashi create a new section on the board called the Ayashi BBS Hall of Fame. In this section, the readers will be able to go directlty to a collection of the writings and submissions of the most famous and successful writers to have appeared on the board. The readers can nominate writers for inclusion into the Hall of Fame, with Master Ayashi ulitimately deciding who will be included, kind of like the Man of the Year process.
Black Shogun
Hall of Fame Inductees
Here is my list of the "founding inductees" that I think should be "enshrined" in an Ayashi BBS Hall of Fame. Please note that this list is not in any particular order, and all the rest of you out there may have a different opinion. As time goes by, others may come along who may be deemed worthy to make the cut:
1. Masher
2. Infamous Groper
3. Moshpit Groper
4. Jay
5. Gentlebr
Re: Co-worker Grope
If you think she will like it . . . and if you don't like your job . . . then go ahead. And start looking for another job . . . right now.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Hall of Fame
I have not underrated myself. I said that the list was in no particular order. In fact, if Master Ayashi establishes such a Hall of Fame, I would recommend that the names just be in some kind of alphabetical order. Readers could click on each name and be directed to some of the best submissions the Hall of Famers have written.
Black Shogun
PS Black Shogun is first in an alphabetical listing ;-)
Re: Webmaster - Hall of Fame
Master Ayashi, Man of the Month/Year does not fulfill the same purpose as a Hall of Fame (at least as I see it in my head). There are many people who have won a monthly award who are not "Hall of Famers." They may have made only one or two submissions, and then vanished. All winners of monthly awards have not necessarily been consistent and/or quality contributors to Ayashi BBS. On the other h
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Re: More on Hall of Fame Idea
Actually, "Sensual Stories" comes closer to what I am talking about than does "Man of the Month/Year." "Sensual Stories" is a far better collection of the very best of what Ayashi BBS has to offer, and maybe that is sufficient. But in my opinion, there's still far too much "chaff" in there getting in the way of the "wheat."
Black Shogun
Re: bigggblaque - Search Engine
You can search by author. The problem, though, is that if you type in an author's name, such as "jay", then all kinds of stuff will come up that has the name "jay" in it, even this very writing that I am making now!
That's why when I want to find something I have written, I go by the title I used because it takes me right to that piece, or at least makes it easier to find. The problem wit
Re: Nanbread - Snot
That's gross man . . . boogers and chikan don't mix. Some bodily fluids are not intended to be associated with sex. Nasty.
Black Shogun
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Requests to Webmaster
Dr. Iron Dick my friend, we do not need special and/or additional sections for who is the top chikan, most experienced chikan, or longest serving chikan. The Man of the Month/Year process takes care of "top chikan" recognition. Also, all one has to do is read the board to get a good idea of who is "experienced" or "longserving." However, it sure would be nice to be able to go to a section where the "creme de la creme" is available for easy access and reading. The search engine was and is an excellent idea, but it is for more broadbased exploration of the board I think.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Viagra
It will be a long,long time before this chikan requires viagra . . . maybe at age 70. I have a "stay hard dong" for them buttcracks my friend!
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Women Groping Men
The "rucksack story" is archived elsewhere on this site. I know I have read that one before. The other sounds familiar as well, but I'm sure about the one with the rucksack.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Old and Tired
That stuff too is "older than the hills" Nan :-) Bring us some new and fresh stuff.
Black Shogun
Re: Paki Bottom Groper & Guru(Punjabi Butt Humper)
See . . . a Pakistani and an Indian can get along :-) Can't we all just get along???
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Perception of Married Women
Interestingly enough, as a teenager I had no interest in married women. It was always other teens.
Black Shogun
Re: Dating Section
We already have a personals (dating) section where people can make arrangements to get to know each other better and/or meet if they want to (good luck finding a "date" on a chikan board . . . geez!). People are going to drive Master Ayashi crazy requesting all this stuff we already have and/or don't need.
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - Dating Section
Master Ayashi, how would the dating section be different than the personals section already there?
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - Advanced Search Engine
The current search engine as is worked fine for me as far as a search engine goes. My suggestion was focused solely on a "Hall of Fame" idea. "Sensual Stories" comes close to that idea, but that section still has far too much material in it to be considered to offer only the "creme de la creme" of Ayashi BBS.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread
Hmmmm . . . what is it Nan? If you do not want to post it here, we can talk on Yahoo perhaps?
Black Shogun
Re: Search & Hall of Fame
Master Ayashi, I like what you have done with the search function. Now, a reader may do a basic search, or, they may be much more detailed and specific in their search.
Also, thanks for asking everybody to weigh in on who they think should be in the Hall of Fame. We will probably be able to gain some consensus if enough people share their thoughts. If not, then it's up to you and me :-)
Re: Nanbread - Mail
I don't have your e-mail address Nan.
Black Shogun
Re: Jay - Hall of Fame
That guy would be Opportunist.
Black Shogun
PHAT ASS LATINA
Hell YYYEEEAAAAHUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!! www.onionbooty.com
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Young Nanbread
Sounds like young Nanbread would trample a blind man's seeing eye dog to ram some round, warbley buttocks.
Black Shogun
Bollywood
I have been watching Indian movies and music videos from Bollywood on the International Channel. I now conclude that the Indian woman is the most beautiful in all of Asia. As Mrs. Slocumb would say in "Are You Being Served," I am unanimous in that! That's for all you Brits out there :-)
To be clear, there are actually some other Asian countries out there that I believe, on average, have
Re: Taxcider - Chikan Videos
No, I do not have any chikan videos. There's just not anything out there that I like. There should be more stuff like the ideas that were generated when Senor Carlos asked about chikan moviemaking.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Bollywood
Sonali Bendre is the one that I like. She gives the Shogun a big boner my friend. I would love to father a child by her womb :-) The Shogun knows the ways of the world (and international female stars) perhaps far better than you realized my brother Nanbread.
Black Shogun
Re: PBH - More to a Woman
Indeed, there may be more to a woman than her looks, but I don't give a rip about how she is "on the inside" (or anywhere else for that matter) when I go for chikan. I don't buttfuck ugly chicks . . . period.
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - Hall of Fame
Wow! Just the thing we need Master Ayashi! A place where it's easy to get at the writings of the best Ayashi BBS contributors over the years! Many nice improvemnets have been added in 2003. First, a search engine. Then, the map/ethnography. Now, a Hall of Fame!
Initially, I thought that maybe it should just be about the stories. Now, however, I think that including the commentary of the Hall of Famers is, perhaps, just as important.
I assume you will eventually add this to the mainpage so that you can go directly from there right to the Hall of Fame? Also, some of my best stories are missing since it only goes to April 2003. I hope you will be able to fix whatever problem there is so that those stories may be included as well. Thanks!
Black Shogun
Hall of Fame Candidates
I vote for all candidates listed for the initial "class." And doing it in alphabetical order is best. It's not about boasting about who is the greatest. It's all about a collection of the submissions of the best writers.
Black Shogun
Missing Stories/Commentary
Here is a list of the titles of my best missing submissions:
1. Attempted Buggery
2. At The Library
3. The Shogun Hits Paydirt Again!
4. Re:Nanbread - Hot Doggin It
5. More on Hot Dogs
6. Re:Carlos - Chikan Movie Director
7. A Chikan Comedy Film
8. Re:Ritz - Concert
9. Chikan versus Anal Sex
Can these items also be included? Maybe you will be able to pick up everything from April 2003 on once you get things fixed, but these are what I consider to be the best of what's left from me so far.
Black Shogun
PS Jay has some damn good stories! Glad they are all in one easy place for reading now.
Re:Jay - Summer Sanitarium
Good pick Jay! I hope to have my own story to tell about that :-) Concert of the year so far I think . . . at least as far as crowds go.
Black Shogun
MASHER Controversy?
In the Hall of Fame, there is a piece allegedly submitted by MASHER on November 24, 2001 entitled "A Guide to Groping in London." After reading many submissions made by MASHER, I do not believe that particular submission was made by him.
There are some clues, even if just little things. First of all, MASHER had a distinctive kind of writing style. It was quite unique to him. The submiss
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Re: London Masher (Masher?) - Stores
I would think that unless there's a crowd, stores would be less than desirable for groping and make for a "high risk" challenge. There is rarely enough of a "tight" crowd and you may be easily identified by your "subject," as well as the many pairs of roving eyes around. On top of that, there are normally closed circuit television cameras everywhere!
If you did as you say you did for as l
Re: London Sex Machine - Bum Brothel
Wow LSM! You have a brothel in London devoted exclusively to bum fucking??? Are those buttfuck whores . . . I mean girls :-) . . . clean and attractive? How much for a shag up their arses?
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Hall of Fame
Master Ayashi, when are you going to put the Hall of Fame information on the mainpage? Already, it is getting lost in all the other posts. Also, what about missing stories and commentary since April 2003?
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Sources
Nan, where did you get that stuff from? I remember reading it somewhere else. You should cite your sources. I know that Master Ayashi prefers that as well.
Black Shogun
Re:Nanbread - My Time Has Come
Good luck to you nanbread! Go in peace my friend. I hope to follow you soon. Indeed, I'm already planning it.
Black Shogun
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Leaving
I'm not going anywhere just yet Dr. Iron Dick. Not just yet. However, the Shogun's time too will come. The time will come when the Shogun must "retire" and depart from this place. But not yet Dr. Iron Dick. Not yet. But soon enough. I will let you know.
Black Shogun
Jay Is A Chikan
Jay, you know how I know you are a true chikan? It's because you talk about stuff that other true chikans know! For example, you know how to pick THE BEST concerts for chikan action. Also, every real chikan knows that Spencer's and Kay-Bee Toys in a mall are good stores for chikan!
They are always small and have the same kind of layout with narrow aisles! I bummed a girl in a Spencer's once. It was nothing great to write about . . . not one of my smashing experiences . . . but it happened. There was this guy demonstrating some thing, and a small group of people gathered. With that store being so small with such narrow aisles, it was possible to do a little light chikaning.
Jay knows chikan. Jay is a chikan, and I do not question his stories.
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Log In
I like that idea Gentlebrush. We should do what we can to build and protect the board's integrity.
Black Shogun
Re: Christina
Kicked more "decent looking" girlfriends to the curb than you can shake a stick at. May have looked "decent" but wasn't going to allow them to bring their fucked up complications into my life and ruin it. I can do that on my own if I wish :-)
Black Shogun
Interesting Observation
I find it interesting that some guys can come on here and call everything lies and fairy tales, while all our ocassional female visitors seem to automatically conclude that what's written is true! LOL! Is there some reason why women seem to be more willing to believe why guys do not want to? Well, which is which? Who is telling the truth and who is fibbing? Only God knows.
Black Shogun
Re: Vancouver Chikan - Interesting Observation
HAHAHAHA! That explanation works for me Vancouver Chikan :-) Thanks!
Black Shogun
Re: Terrence - First Experience
Thanks for the story Terrence! Very well-written and good detail. Hope you will share more. We need more writers like you.
Black Shogun
Gentlebrush & Master Ayashi - Login ID
I like your idea Gentlebrush. It keeps this forum very open, and it would prevent people from coming on here and using other people's names. If somebody would like to come on as just a "guest" and post, then fine. But if they are going to have a name like "Black Shogun" or whatever, then they must use their login ID to post on this board.
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Re: Terrance - Basketball Game
Nice story Terrrance, but weren't you a bit nervous about just going back to your seat? I mean, one of them could have made a police report, and they could have then been on the lookout for you in the arena. Either then, or another time.
Black Shogun
Re: Terrance
I see. That makes sense. I have developed my techniques to where I can automatically get a target to believe that it was another guy who grabbed her ass. For example, if I'm passing a girl on her right in a crowd, I may use my left hand to grab her left bum cheek . . . immediately she will look to her left and blame the guy(s) standing on her left for the butt grab. In the meantime, I'm off and into the crowd, often stealing a quick look back to see her blame another :-)
Dastardly Black Shogun
Re: Jay - Who Done It
I know. Exactly. It's just that Terrance said the second woman turned and looked at him as if she was accussing him. At least, that's the way I initially took his story. He has since explained further.
By the way, I love to do the "reach around." I did it last weekend :-) There were two hot blondes in front of me in a pack, and I was bumming one of them. We got separated as people we
Re: Nanbread - Christina
Don't tell her anything Nan. If she wants to be an antagonist, then she gets what she asks for.
Black Shogun
Re: Ricky Merry
I read an article that talked about that very thing Ricky Merry. President Clinton is a chikan :-) And who remembers Trudeau? The Canadian politician who used to openly pat and squeeze women on the buttocks? Everybody wants to envision some dirty, unaccomplished loser. Go ahead with those thoughts . . . go right ahead.
Black Shogun
Re: jay - Leaving
You're absolutely right jay. I plan to have some all new stories in July. And I know you'll have at least one too. I look forward to reading it. Make it a good one! See you upon your return.
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - Movies
Master Ayashi, over the last several weeks, you have posted a number of chikan movies. Is it possible to set up a place on the site where all the links to these movies may be gathered together in one place for future access? Perhaps you could set up a "Movies Section" accessible from the mainpage?
Black Shogun
Mexican Gropers
I find the Mexican groper to be one of the most aggressive and accomplished in all the Nation of Chikan. Perhaps their style is drawn from that of their many great prize fighters . . . always coming forward with great bravado and courage. Well, maybe not so much courage :-)
When I was in Mexico, I witnessed numerous Mexican men groping the female tourists in bars and nightclubs and gettin
Re: Man of the Month for June
I second X. I vote for Terrance.
Black Shogun
Halfway Point
Well my fellow chikans, we have reached the halfway point for the year 2003. There have been some good stories written this year thus far, and a handful of good new contributors have shown up on the scene. People such as Opportunist, Meilin, Kass, and Terrance. Nanbread the Hall of Famer has decided to call it quits.
Over the second half of the year, Shogun intends to return exclusively to what he does best and what the readers demand that he do. Namely, write more great stories about the practice of chikan! No more time for nonsense. Time is running out on 2003.
Black Shogun
Gentlebrush's Idea
This is EXACTLY why we need to implement Gentlebrush's idea for a login ID. That way, people will be blocked from stealing somebody else's identity. They can still play games as "guest", but this kind of thing would be prevented.
Black Shogun
Re: Webmaster - Login ID
Per Master Ayashi's message, I would recommend that all of you who are serious about contributing to the board get an ID. Let's clean this place up some. Ayashi BBS only gets better and better as the year rolls on!
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - ID
There's nothing wrong with writing stories.
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Login ID Good?
Master Ayashi, I have spoken to a few people off-board who are strongly opposed to the idea of a login ID. They believe it will make posting unecessarily burdensome. Also, some are concerned with privacy matters. They believe that these problems will lead to lower contribution to the board and do not want the login ID. Gentlebrush's idea sounds good in theory, but maybe it is not the best thing to implement right now as it will have a "chilling effect." At least that's how some people feel. Maybe others here have an opinion to share on the board? We already know what "guest's" is :-)
Black Shogun
Gentlebrush's Idea
I can no longer accept your idea "Gentleman Brush." I will not participate at this time. The Shogun has some more good material for stories. However, if there is a new login requirement, I will not take part. Nor will I post my stories as simply "guest." Sorry Brush, but I must pull the rug out from under you now. It's nothing personal. Just consider it politics :-) We do not have the support.
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Ayashi BBS Improvements
Actually, this has been a pretty good year overall for improvements to Ayashi BBS. Master Ayashi is not one to rest on his laurels, and was eager to make improvements. Perhaps there were a few false starts at the beginning of 2003, but by listening to what people wanted and going more gradually, Master Ayashi got some things right.
The site had gotten big enough that it really needed a se
Re: Master Ayashi - ID
Hmmmmm . . . I'll have to see what you're talking about Master Ayashi. Sounds a bit complicated. Might be easier just to give all registered users the one title . . . "registered member" . . . then allow them to post under their handle. But what do I know? I'm not the technically knowledgeable one.
Black Shogun
Re: xyz_art - Groping While Sleeping
No sir, I do not have any stories regarding that specific subject. I find it kind of interesting as well. I guess gropers find many different ways to do what they do. I hope to have some all new stories for readers in July.
Black Shogun
Re: Dirty Uncle - Straighten a Few Things
I am very, very much like our favorite "Dirty Uncle." I am not married, but I have dated a number of attractive women over the years, even a few "head turners." I haven't found anybody to settle down with . . . the "right one", but I will keep trying. I haven't tried of late due to some professional considerations I'm addressing.
Speaking of professional considerations, I earned quite a
Re: Master Ayashi - Login Alternatives
Master Ayashi, I suppose it really doesn't matter since anybody who is determined to misappropriate the identity of another will be able to do so by getting around the system.
Black Shogun
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Why Are Women Bitchy
Dr. Iron Dick, you have to like yourself before anybody else will. This holds true when dealing with all people, not just women. So, if there is something about yourself that you don't like, deal with it if it gets in the way of your relationships with other people. Whether the problem is chikaning or whatever, own up to it and conquer it.
Find activities that you like to do and pursue t
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Re: PBH - Login ID
When you register PBH, please make a post so that we can see what it looks like :-)
Black Shogun
Ayashi BBS is Superior
Ayashi BBS is superior to any other board dealing with chikan in all the world. And things only get better in 2003 with the addition of a search engine, an ethnography, a hall of fame, a quitters board, and a login ID option. Also, a movie section is on the way. No other can compete with Ayashi BBS. Master Ayashi, you should indicate on the main page that the login ID option is available. Otherwise, new readers may not know about it for quite a while.
Black Shogun
Re: X - The Amazing Race
Did anybody see the episode of The Amazing Race that X told us about? It was great! Plenty of Indian men squeezing blonde butts and fondling titties on packed trains. Thanks for the tip on the program X! Enjoyed seeing that.
Black Shogun
Re: Horatio - The Amazing Race
Ooops. Sorry about that Horatio! Yeah, that Milly probably got it good. Wasn't she the virgin? LOL. By the way, I'll have a great story for you guys tomorrow. Buggered the daylights out of a cute redhead :-)
Black Shogun
Crack Snacks
The height of the concert season always offers up a feeding frenzy for the chikan who likes such events. This year was no different as many shows were scheduled, all guaranteed to pack um in. The Shogun carefully picked the best shows most suited to his tastes. If his last show was any indicator, then it is clear he has made good picks indeed!
I arrived my customary ahead of time to get
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Crack Snacks Conclusion
Sorry! I got so excited that I hit send before the story was finished! Anyway, I was rubbing the redhead's pussy with my index finger. Next, I went back into the tomahawk chop and rubbed the edge of my hand all between her legs against her pussy and buttcrack. I could feel the heat coming from between her soft, young legs, and this made my dick start to get hard again!
I decided to butt
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Re: Chikaner - Reconciliation
I appreciate and accept your offering of peace Chikaner. And I want to say something right now. To everybody who may be reading. I know I have been a strong personality on this board with many opinions. Strong personalities who express many opinions attract a lot of attention . . . from both fans and detractors alike . . . regardless of the walk of life involved. That's fine. I understand th
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Re: PBH - True Bliss
Thanks for your words PBH. In 6 months or so, I will be interested in hearing a lot more on what you have to say regarding the illusory pleasures of chikan versus true bliss. Your detailed views on the subject would be useful to me, and indeed to all of us, who decide that they would like to curtail their involvement in the practice of chikan. I hope that you will find the time to start writing more often. Perhaps on the quitters board? Your wisdom and insights into self-control are needed.
Black Shogun
Terrorism at Concert
This would ruin your bum humping pleasure for certain:
MOSCOW (July 5) - A series of explosions, including one apparently set off by a woman suicide bomber, shook a rock festival on Moscow's outskirts Saturday, killing at least 13 people.
The city prosecutor's office declared the blasts to be terrorism, the Interfax news agency reported.
The first blast took place after gu
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Nobel Laureate Kenzaburo Oe'
Has anybody heard of the Japanese author Kenzaburo Oe'? He won the Nobel Prize for Literature (in 1994 I believe) for a book he wrote called "Seventeen/J." It's two stories. In the story "J", he writes of how a Japanese man turns to chikan for his perverted pleasure. Since the book was received well enough to land Oe' a Nobel Prize, I will definitely have to read it sometime. I think after I retire :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Kenzaburo Oe' - Correction
Actually, I think he won the award 2 years before "Seventeen/J" was published. But the point is that here you have a widely acclaimed author doing a work on the subject of chikan. It's a must read for me. Apparently, there is another book out there written by a real chikan, but it has not been translated from the Japanese text.
Black Shogun
Interested In Oe' The Author?
The Nobel Prize for Literature came in 1994 for "The Silent Cry: A Novel." The book "17/J" was published two years later in 1996. Here's a link:http://almaz.com/nobel/literature/1994a.html
Black Shogun
Master Ayashi - Chikan Authors Oe & Yamamoto
Master Ayashi, are you familiar with the chikan books written by Oe and Yamamoto? Have you read either of them? If so, how do they compare? Is the book by Yamamoto good enough that it would be worth it to me to commission somebody to translate it for me? Assuming that the book is even available, that is.
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - Oe & Yamamoto
Master Ayashi, I have purchased Oe's book since it was easy to find. Is Yamamoto's book still available? If so, how can it be found? Perhaps I now have incentive to learn a new language :-)(I know Japanese is a VERY difficult language to learn!). An alternative to learning Japanese would be for me to buy the book, and then hire a translator here.
Also, you mentioned that Yamamoto made some movies. Are those movies of the same type you have posted here and that can be easily found elsewhere? Or, are they much better and more "real"? Are his movies available for purchase anywhere? Please advise me on this matter. Thanks.
Black Shogun
Webmaster Ayashi - Movie Section & Books
I see the movie section is now here Webmaster Ayashi. You have made tremendous advancements this year with your site! As for myself, since Yamamoto's book is out of print, I guess I will have to settle on reading only Oe's. That's better than I could have ever imagined since I did not fathom a book being written about chikan. I never even fathomed a site like this!
Black Shogun
Re: LordHaveMercy
When you say the "New York area", I don't know if you mean the City or not, but from what I have heard, the NYC subway system during rush hour in the mornings and afternoons is the best. I spoke to one guy on another site who told me he rides the subway at busy times just to do what he calls "tittin." That would be rubbing up against female titties :-)
Also New Year's Eve, sporting events
Re: Horatio - New York City
Horatio you sound like somebody who posted here once who went by "Krakken." Are you him?
Black Shogun
Re: LordHaveMercy - Manhattan
Use the search engine . . . do a search on "Manhattan" and see what you come up with.
Black Shogun
Concerts, Girls, Ovulation & Orgasms
Here's a report from some research that suggests that young women can get so excited about an upcoming concert that they start to ovulate the night before the show. Then, on the day of the show, they can even experience "vaginal dampness." Scroll down to the section beginning with "rock concert mania."
http://love-scent.com/zine/issues/May-99.html
Black Shogun
Re: Chikaner - Suicide Girls
Discussions about concert butthumping: http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/15669/page1/
Black Shogun
Concert Butthumper Caught
Check out this story: http://www.thestranger.com/2002-10-03/city2.html
Black Shogun
Re: Guests - One More & A Girl Likes It Too
The last two messages posted by "guests" come from the suicide girls discussion on concert butt humping. Check it out.
Black Shogun
Re: Chikaner - Concert Butthumper Caught
It must be pointed out that this guy was a "marked man." First of all, it just so happens that he humped the author of the article and her friends! Then, BY CHANCE, she saw him again at an outdoor show . . . STANDING NEXT TO HER . . . with his dick out!
The guy had been reported as a problem elsewhere, and had gotten arrested. He was also a marked man because had a reporter on his tail.
Re: Horatio/Krakken
It was a combination of three things: NYC location; interest in upskirts; interest in observing chikans. Those were the same things "Krakken" wrote about. Also, a previous piece on observing a chikan at work on New Year's Eve. That chikan sure didn't seem to get much :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Chikaner - Groping America
The Groping America films are some of the worst films I have ever seen in my life, groping or otherwise. They are obvious fakes (no effort even made to make them appear real) and they make Japanese chikan film makers look like 100 times the professionals. I strongly recommend that chikans stay away from these pathetic excuses for "groping" films. Gentlebrush has seen these movies too and also knows they stink.
Black Shogun
Groping America
Lucky for me I never actually bought any of those stupid movies. I just had downloaded some trailers, and they sucked. Like you said . . . guys sitting there in the plain open smiling at a chick while he tries to "grope" her. Stay away from these sorry pictures chikans.
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - Contribution from a Guest
So, you got spermies on a woman's leg . . . and she knew it was you? And just wiped it away with a napkin??? Assuming this is true, wouldn't you be afraid of becoming a marked man? Especially if riding the same bus on the same routes?
Black Shogun
Re: Chikaner - Chikan in Trains
I bet the trains weren't even crowded in that city were they? Was his dick out too? Dumb fuck.
Black Shogun
Re: LordHaveMercy - Steps of a Successful Chikan
At this stage of the game, given my impending retirement, I have no desire to give anybody tips on how to be a successful chikan. I'm planning to go to the other side . . . the quitter's board. Having said that, I will give you one piece of advice. Quit while you're ahead.
Black Shogun
On The Subject of Quitting Chikan
For a more reasoned and balanced view, please check out "To The Chikan Nation - An Open Address."
Black Shogun
Being a Shogun of Chikan is Hard
It's tough and lonely being at the top. And the higher up you get in any profession, be it the "practice of chikan" or whatever, the uglier it all gets.
I shall defend my "title" of SHOGUN for only 5 1/2 months more. After that time, all you jealous, bloody bastard detractors won't have the Shogun to kick around anymore on this mainboard.
I helped raise the standard in story writing here and get a number of other things in place. You detractors can go back to reading mostly poorly written, shitty stories that one could never believe because you can't even understand three quarters of them in the first place. You try to entertain, and all too many people do is piss and moan. No good deed goes unpunished.
Dastardly Black Shogun
5 1/2 & Done
How many times do I have to say it? My problem is with people who doubt and challenge things OF WHICH THEY HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE. Let me say it slowly . . . PEOPLE . . . WHO CRITICIZE . . . THINGS . . . OF WHICH THEY HAVE . . . NO KNOWLEDGE. How many times do I have to say it??? And I'm tired of people who claim to be raising "slight doubt" who act as if they should be immune from counter-criticis
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Re: Guest - My Stories
Thank you for your appreciation of my stories "guest." You know, there was a time when I really enjoyed writing here and sharing my experiences. But after about 8 months of writing on the board, I feel that I am growing weary of Ayashi BBS.
For one thing, I suppose the sheer, unprecedented volume (admittedly of uneven quality) has a lot to do with it. Also, I find myself virtually the on
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Re: Webmaster Ayashi - Privacy Guidelines and Senseless Dispute
Well Master Ayashi, I'm glad you see no privacy violation on my part. And as I gave you my pledge, I'm done with "Chikaner." As you have indicated, "ass" is something the chikan wants to grope. And for the meantime, that's the best way for me to deal with my obviously angry and irate detractors . . . I'll BUTTFUCK some more pretty ASS in my final days as THE SHOGUN. Then write about it to the delight of loyal readers and the frustration of anybody else.
Black Shogun
Another Incredible Concert Experience
Well my chikans, tonight was quite a night. I attended the second in a series of upcoming concerts and jammed two hot teen girls between in their buttocks cheeks, both of them friends . . . and left spunk on each ass (and shoulders too . . . I'll have to explain that one). But that's two count um two count um TWO . . . asses creamed! One brunette and one blonde.
It's late tonight, so the story will have to come in the next day or so. Please look for my newest story which shall be entitled "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)". There will even be just a little in there for you guys who love it when women don't like it. Not a whole lot, but some. "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)." Hehehehe
Black Shogun
Re: Ass Humper
Can you translate Rickye's story for us? My Spanish is not good enough to undertstand it all.
Black Shogun
The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)
The feeding frenzy continued with yet another concert staged by yet another big time band. The Shogun was a bit concerned with this show because it was being held at the same venue where he had made such a “big splash” on that redhead’s young, plum buttocks. Rarely does Shogun go to see a concert at the same venue more than twice in the same year, and even so, the time between shows would normal
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Re: Ass Humper - Translation
Thanks Ass Humper. I really should study my Spanish. Been thinking about it. But I think "AAHHHHHHHH" can be understood in any language :-)
Black Shogun
At Da Show
This is the story of how Shogun became a chikan (it started with concerts) and as a result, "addicted to crack." It also addresses a decision he made to quit it, and his current struggle with the very present realization that he ultimately must do so. The story is set to a song by the artist 50 Cent called "In Da Club" from his popular CD "Get Rich Or Die Tryin."
AT DA SHOW
Go! Go!
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Re: Gentlebrush - Having Second Thoughts
Gentlebrush, all I can say is that having those second thoughts is a good thing.
Black Shogun
Here Comes The Bride!
When a woman is about to get married, there is a ritual in many different cities where her female friends will take her out bar hopping before her big day. The bride-to-be can be identified by the bridal piece that she wears on her head.
One of Shogun's favorite things to do when he happens upon such a party in a bar is to sample the "bridal buttcrack." Many times Shogun has managed to get behind the bride-to-be in the bar and probe his "thingie" into her gap, thus sampling what the groom has chosen to marry.
There was one time where the Shogun did this, and the bride leaned forward and whispered something to one of her friends. That friend then looked at me with a face of total disgust. Then they both turned and walked away.
Black Shogun
Re: Kass - Attacked By Woman!!
Kass, in all my years, I have only been what I consider to be "attacked" once by a woman. It was not that long ago either, and I wrote about it in the story "At Ease Men!" Use the search engine to check it out.
One time many years ago, I grabbed a girl's butt and she playfully asked, "Did you pinch me?" Then she gave me a "playful" push on the shoulder, then went on her way. But that sa
Re: Guest - Bad Boy
I have had my dick out at strip clubs too . . . damn straight . . . bitch gonna get more than my money. There was one blonde that I regulary got cum on . . . including her leg. She won't dance with me now anymore :-) Another time, a part of my shaft was in this young girl's "gap" and she didn't even know it! I fought hard not to explode between her cheeks and give the secret away. What technique do you use? Do you spunk on your stripper girls?
Black Shogun
The Story of "J " by Kenzaburo Oe
In a few weeks, I hope to give the community a short review of the fictional chikan story written by Nobel Laureate Kenzaburo Oe. The story is promoted as follows, "In J, our protagonist's erotic excitement comes as a 'chikan' one who rubs himself against women on crowded trains rather than participating in the drab everyday world, which he feels would only be self-deception. He can only feel complete while attaining 'the absolute ecstasy of total action.' Of course this action of sexual assault can bring arrest, disgrace, and imprisonment. As always, Oe treats his subjects not with pity or disdain, but with sympathy."
Black Shogun
Chikan Gone Mad (Or Just Plain Rapist)?
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (July 14) - Police were searching for a man Monday who they say sexually assaulted an 11-year-old girl at a Target store, threatened her with a knife and moved her from department to department before releasing her.
A surveillance video from the suburban Charleston store before the assault showed the man watching the girl while her mother was shopping in another area, said
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Re: Contribution From Guest - Gospel/Religious Concerts
No Guest, I am not surprised by what you say. In fact, I have seen the crowds at such concerts on TV and determined that humping would be possible at such gatherings.
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - Strip Club Techniques
In the winter time I'm like you. I wear thin sweat pants and a long shirt. In the summer time it's thin shorts. Only, I usually wear underwear for support, after having pulled them down in front to free up my tool :-) And nobody should think that stripper girls don't know what guys do either. They know cuz they told me so, but most don't care. At least not mine.
When I go, I always tr
Fish & Chips Speaks Again
Welcome back Fish & Chips! I hope things turned out OK for you. I was wondering. Anyway, looks like you had some pretty brutal experiences there. Sounds like you were being just too plain aggressive and obvious in situations that did not call for that.
Black Shogun
Follow-up
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (July 16) - A man suspected of posing as a security guard to sexually assault an 11-year-old girl at a Target store was captured Wednesday as he left a lawyer's office in Kentucky, authorities said.
Later in the day, Allen Dwayne Coates was booked in a similar incident involving a 9-year-old girl at a Wal-Mart store in Kentucky.
Coates, 37, of Irvington, Ky.,
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Re: Poem/Strip Clubs
You should listen to the song by 50 Cent. That way, you'll have a better idea of how the story goes. And yes, we have lap dances here, among other things.
Black Shogun
Re: Bob Harms - Lapping
Interesting . . . last night I went to a strip club and one of my favorite blondes was giving me a dance in a dark corner. She took my dick out of my shorts and underwear and started jackin me off! She would dribble her saliva onto my dick and wank me and talk like a filthy slut!!!
Black Shogun
Re: GirlsOnMyMind
Sorry my friend, but I am not a Londoner.
Black Shogun
Re: Dirty Uncle - Motor Show/Link to Pic
Too bad you didn't SPUNK on those butt cheeks. Not enough time I guess.
Black Shogun
Review of the story of "J" by Kenzaburo Oe
I recently finished reading the above mentioned story, and here's my take on it. First, the story comes in two parts. In part one, which is 61 pages long and makes no mention of chikan, the writer tells of J's background. He is the son of the president of a steel company. You learn of J's failed marriages, his infidelity, and something of his sexual inclinations.
In part two, which is 5
Re: AssGrabbinChris
Thanks for all the links man. I'll have to check all of those out. I had looked up plenty of sites on S. America before, but was able to find the most on Colombia and Argentina. Brazil has hot babes too though.
Black Shogun
Man of the Month for July
For the stories "Crack Snacks", "Crack Snacks Conclusion", "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)", "At Da Show", and "Grab Um In The Biscuits!" (coming tomorrow), I cast a vote for myself.
That's right. I'll have one more story before the month is through. At the hugest concert of the season, I buttfucked a phat ass country ass blonde and spermed on her bubble butt cheeks (and more)! I mean,
Re: Gentlebrush - Chikan Convention in London
Cute. Perhaps you will win a Nobel Prize for Literature for that . . . NOT!
Black Shogun
Grab Um In The Biscuits!
Now my chikans listen. There are several types of “biscuit crackers” that may be found on a woman’s body. For example, some of my favorites are “booty biscuits”, “titty biscuits”, and “cootchie biscuits”. At the biggest concert of the year, I was determined to be as aggressive as I needed to be in order to grab as many hot bitches in their “biscuits” as I could. And I especially wanted to cop
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Stones Roll Into Canada
I hear that the Rolling Stones will be headlining a concert in Toronto tomorrow expected to attract 500,000 people! Can you imagine all the fine bitch BUTT CHEEKS that will be there to be bummed? Not only will that concert provide plenty of action, but there will be some additional benefits to be had as well. For one, the subway system is expected to be jam packed full of people. So, the professional mass transit booty humpers should have a field day too! People are expected to be EVERYWHERE! Is a good, deep ASS FUCK perpetrated on a hot bitch worth the risk of SARS??? HEEELLLLL YEAH!
Black Shogun
More on Dinner In The Dark
Check out the link guys. I would probably be thrown out for shoving my dick . . . and my nose . . . between a blonde's bum cheeks :-) Here it is at www.dinnerinthedark.com (check out the smiling blondes . . . I'd ass fuck every last single one of them!). Ahhhh if only I lived in New York . . . . There's always the possibility of a little visit :-)))
Black Shogun
Re: Gropeman - New York Subway
Use the search engine man. Use the search engine and do a search on "New York Subway". Somebody already wrote a good piece on what you're looking for. I've read it.
Black Shogun
Re: PBH - 8th Street Latina Babes
You're slow my friend! That site has been a known entity for latina babe booty lovers for a good while now :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Master Ayashi - July Award
Thank you Master Ayashi. I must say that this one is the sweetest one of them all. How in the hell am I ever gonna stop all of this buttfucking???
Black Shogun
English Lass Ass
I want to read stories about rude English bitches being porked up the arse in all types of settings.
Black Shogun
Intent Of A Woman
Most women, even so-called "liberarted ones", are looking for somebody to take care of their asses both financially and emotionally. They think their mouths and pussy holes (and sometimes buttholes) are worth it. To hell with that.
Black Shogun
Value Of The Dick
Isn't the dick worth something too? I mean, if she brings the pussy and you bring the dick, it's all even the way I see it. So, a chick better bring something else to the table besides her cootchie and her buttcheeks and 2 or 3 kids if she wants the hook-up.
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi Groper
I like your analysis Ozzi. I share many similar thoughts with you on the matter.
Black Shogun
Heather Comes Hither
If you all want Heather to speak and be a regular contributor, then be nice and don't call her names and stuff. It's not like she's coming here and talking a bunch of shit. Say, like that one Christina was. And it's not like she's your girl or anything either :-) Of course, some of you perverts just can't help yourselves can you??? Save it for our stories.
Black Shogun
Here's To Heather
Well Heather, some in this room, including myself, can be brutally honest when it comes to telling a story, but I don't know about the "classy" part. But then again, who said chikan was supposed to be classy? And who said you were referring to me :-)))??? Anyway, it's like Ozzi said. You have a chikan experience, then you go back to your normal life.
Black Shogun
PS Don't talk bad about her guys or call her a "whore." She's not a whore just because she enjoys a good rub or a feel every now and then from a guy who she finds attractive. We should only wish there were more like her . . . would keep people who can act sensibly out of trouble.
Re: Heather - Chikan & MSN Chat
"Chikan" is the Japanese word for a "pervert." Oh and, I don't have MSN Chat . . . but I will be getting it . . . and looking for you. I had seen a post from a "Heather" from way back when who said she liked black men. I wondered if you were one and the same. Maybe . . . maybe not. The thing about it that was surprising is that whoever that "Heather" was . . . she was close to where I am. At least at the time she posted she was . . . .
Black Shogun
Re: Heather - Close To Where I Am
I mean where I live. We can discuss later.
Black Shogun
Heather - MiniSkirtChic
Hi Heather. I downloaded MSN Messenger and looked for you, but I guess you weren't on. Any particular time you are usually on so that I can look for you? Would love to chat. Thanks.
Black Shogun
Re: Heather - 20s Group
I found your group Heather, but I'm just getting back home. It's about 10:15 eastern now. Was at a meeting when you left your last message. Perhaps tomorrow evening?
Black Shogun
Untitled
Heather, let me know that next time you will be on MSN one evening and I will try to be around and find you. I normally would have been around tonight. I already found the group. Just let me know what time, then I'll find you and invite you to join a private chat so that we can talk for a bit. I'm like Ozzi when it comes to the main chatrooms . . . I hate um.
Black Shogun
Faith Versus Probability
That's not a matter of faith but one of probability or liklihood. You may be correct that it depends on "whether she is willing or not", but the simple truth is what everybody reading this, including yourself, knows to be true. It's a rare day in hell when a woman will nonchalantly wipe away semen deposited upon her by a stranger! So, maybe what you wrote is true. I'll give people some benefit of the doubt. But, you can't fault people for questioning something like that, especially when the doubt is raised by people who have been frotting for years. Anything is possible . . . but how likely is it really? Not highly.
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - Faith Versus Probability
I wasn't assuming that you were thinking about me when you wrote of "nonbelievers." And yes indeed. Sometimes, a rare day in hell does occur.
Black Shogun
Jealousy Breeds Contempt - Mine :-)
More jealous imposters. And too bad, but I already won for July :-) The untitled message at 2:23:14 GMT was not from me Master Ayashi. Please delete. I couldn't wait for the jealous pinheads to come out! Heather asked to speak with me, not the other way around. Hahahaha!
Black Shogun
To All The Jealous Fools
I left several public messages just to piss off jerks JUST LIKE YOU . . . and it worked! I knew what I was doing :-))) You can't get a woman to talk to you in real life OR on the message board! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Always thinking 20 steps ahead of you,
"Top" Black Shogun!!!
Man of the Month Voting
Hardly anybody votes, but Master Ayashi did . . . and that's what counts :-)
Black Shogun
Talking To Heather
Heather, I see the chance to speak with you as a rare, rare opportunity to present itself on this board. Most women who show up here either only want to argue or hurl insults. If they want to go that route, OK. We can play that game. But you seem ready to have some more constructive dialogue, so I'm ready to take you up on it.
I'm interested in knowing how you discovered Ayashi BBS, how
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Rare Occurence Leads To Chikan Humanitarianism
I was at a huge outdoor concert once "doing the thing" behind a bubble butt blonde when I noticed that the hair of the girl in front of her had somehow gotten entangled with an earring worn by the blonde . . . in the back of her ear! The attachment of the hair was so solid that I knew that if the movements of the girl in front didn't rip the earring right from the lobe, they would at least cause
Seeking Heather
I'll look for you around 4 p.m. Eastern then Heather dear.
Black Shogun
Re: Dirty Uncle - Record Crowd
Hey Unc. Perhaps you should seek out a smaller venue next time hosting a popular band. You might enjoy that even more. As I told somebody before, when it comes to a crowd, it's not just size that matters. Density is more important. A super packed crowd of several hundred can be just as good or better than thousands milling about at a concert.
Black Shogun
Re: Ass Grabbin Chris - Links
I checked um out man. They were cool. Lots of good stuff there.
Black Shogun
Heather Does Not Come Hither
I'm accessing the chats through MSN Messenger. That is the correct way isn't it? I found the chat to which you referred . . . "20s." Just looked for a friend again . . . "MiniSkirtChic" . . . no Heather to be found :-)
Black Shogun
Re: guest-bad boy
Could be my man. If so, the joke's on me. But not for long. If Heather is the real deal, we'll know for sure soon . . . won't we Heather. LOL!
Black Shogun
OK Heather
I've given you my MSN handle . . . if you can't at least instant message me soon, then I (and everybody else) will have to conclude you're full of it. I've given you the benefit of the doubt throughout . . . the ball is now totally in your court. I don't have the time . . . girlfriend :-)
Black Shogun
Re: Gentlebrush - Arm Humper
Yes Gentlebrush. Arm Humper's "thing" is not my "cup of tea" . . . nothing can beat some phat bum cheeks . . . but hats off to him nevertheless for being one of the best at his chikan "specialty."
Black Shogun
Jennifer O'Please!!!
Well now "JenniferO" . . . pray tell. Who exactly was it that you plagiarized this story from? You see, I have read EVERY archived story on this board, and I KNOW I have seen this one before. So, either you are the original author and have decided to "re-publish", or you lifted it from somebody else. I'm betting it's the latter. Hey everybody . . . say hello to JenniferO the PLAGIARIST! If I had the time to look for the original story, I would.
Black Shogun
Re: Guest - Subway Ride On The El
Read it already . . . more PLAGIARISM!!! We don't take kindly to that here :-)
Black Shogun
Re: JenniferO - The Subway Ride
I just did a search and somebody going by the name of "JenniferO" wrote a story called "Train Ride", SUBTITLED "The Subway Ride" way back when. Whoever wrote that . . . THAT was the original contributor. Please give credit where credit is due and stop stealing.
Black Shogun
Re: Guest (Plagiarist) - Subway Ride On The El
Here's a link to where "Guest's" story about the Chicago El came from http://www.voyeurismstories.com/stories/thesubwayride.html
Black Shogun
Re: Kass - HandsOnExeperience's Story
Yes Kass . . . now THAT'S a story. By the way, where are your new and original contributions Kass?
Black Shogun
About Plagiarism
Plagiarism . . . it's a very, very simple thing to commit . . . and avoid. If you write ANYTHING that belongs to somebody else and hold it out to another as your own writing (even simply by not acknowledging where you got it from with mere silence), then you have plagiarized. It's that simple. Ask the many who have been kicked out of university for plagiarism over the decades. As with the law,
Re: Heather - MSN Chat
I'm afraid I won't be looking for you in there again Heather. I've looked before and you're never there. If you want to talk to me, you know how to find me.
Black Shogun
Re: Nanbread - Heather
Well, I thought it was worth a try brother Nanbread. Imagine . . . having an opportunity to have an open and frank discussion with a woman who you don't know who is ready to converse freely about all aspects of the "practice." Jokes on me. Knew it had to be too good to be true, but I had to see if I could make something extremely rare and unlikely to occur in a forum like this happen. Keeps it all interesting and amuses the "gallery" for sure.
Black Shogun
British Transport Police Arrests One Of It's Own
The British Transport Police has reported to the BBC that it has arrested and charged one of its own inspectors in a sting operation set up to catch crooked policeman. The sting was carried out to conduct surveillance and apprehension of a Transport Police inspector named at press release time only as "Callahan."
Callahan had been selected to head up the Transport Police's crackdown on sex
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Headquarters Metro Bulletin
Inspector DickInHand(Callahan), will soon be released on his own recognizance pending the outcome of several court hearings related to his arrest for sexual assault. We at headquarters had intially placed Callahan on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of his legal troubles.
However, upon our review of the evidence collected thus far, we have been able to positively confirm that
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Callahan Expected To Plead Guilty
In a statement released today through his solicitor, the BBC has learned that the former Inspector Callahan is expected to plead guilty to charges of sexual assault committed in the London underground. Callahan had been arrested and charged with thrusting his groin into the buttocks of young female commuters riding the packed trains in the tube. Callahan's actions were exactly the type of crime
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Callahan Sentenced
Sentencing was handed down today in the sexual assault case involving former British Transport Police Inspector Callahan. The ex-Inspector had pled guilty to sexual assault charges wherein he was charged with routinely engaging in acts of frottage against female passengers in the London underground. Frottage, or "frotteurism", involves the rubbing of one's body against a stranger for the purpose
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Incarcerated ex-Inspector Found Buggered To Death!!!!
*NEWS FLASH* *NEWS FLASH* *NEWS FLASH* *NEWS FLASH*
The investigative team at the Daily Mirror has just learned that former British Transport Police Inspector Callahan was found DEAD today in the prison facility's shower/lavatory area for inmates. What is being classified as a murder transpired only days after Callahan began serving a 6 month term for sexual assault in a case t
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Arm Humper Defines A Specialty
Arm Humper, you give new meaning to "put your back into it" with that shoulder humping technique of yours.
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - Defining A Practice
Yes Arm Humper. I know Master Frotteur and consider him to be one of my true friends from this board. In fact, I have a very good memory which always leads me back to the story that he wrote about "shoulder humping", the one to which you made reference, whenever the subject or arm humping comes up.
But when I was talking about you "defining" a practice, I wasn't talking about describing i
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Master Ayashi - Rookie of the Year
Master Ayashi,
We have a Man of the Month Award and a Man of the Year Award. We have a Hall of Fame. How about a Rookie of the Year Award? In order to qualify for Rookie of the Year, you wouldn't necessarily have to be relatively inexperienced in chikan (how could we ever verify that anyway?). Rather, you would just have to be brand new to the board . . . never having posted a story before . . . and a consistent writer and producer of good/interesting stories and submissions. Such an award would allow more opportunity to recognize good writing. What do you say to this?
Black Shogun
Re: Ozzi - Happy With Any Part?
I have to disagree with you there Ozzi. For me, at the end of the day, the ONLY part of the female anatomy that matters to me when it comes to chikan is BUM CHEEKS (_*_)! PHAT, ROUND . . . MMMM, MMMM, MMMM!!! I could care less about arms, shoulders, legs, thighs, ankles . . . even cootchie and titty "bits." Gimme da CRACK in da BACK RACK. And as you can see, I have been a very committed chikan. For me, any other "part" might only be considered a "bonus." If it wasn't about the BUTT, then it would have done nothing for me. Nada. To each his own.
Black Shogun
Question for Experienced Arm Humpers
Many moons ago, we established on this board that about 1 in every 20 women will submit to and enjoy being bum humped. In the estimation of you "arm limb humpers" out there, what is the ratio of "success" in terms of women being willing to accept your advances? Every practice is different.
Black Shogun
Preference For Bums Based On Race
Arm Humper, I do think that there are differences along racial/ethnic lines in terms of a preference for a woman's backside. Now, where these differences come from, all I can say is that it has to be a cultural thing. And what shapes one culture to find one thing attractive and another culture to find some other thing attractive, I don't know. We'd need an anthropologist and/or a sociologist to
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Re: Arm Humper - MF on Success Rates
And as Jay once said to MF, he must be doing something that women don't like. Or, let's face it, many women may not find a particular person to be attractive. You my boy MF, but we gotta analyze it the way we sees it. Even you admitted that these factors could be at play with regard to your humping.
Black Shogun
Women Like It Different Places
There is no question in my mind that women can get aroused from the feel of a stiff, erect penis pressing on many different parts of their bodies. For example, I have had more than one girlfriend tell me that they liked the feel of my hard penis pressed against their stomachs . . . as when we would be standing pressed tightly together and kissing or something.
I had one woman tell me that
The History of Frotting
I always thought frotting started in the stone age when a neanderthal man saw somebody of the other persuasian bending over to collect some water from a river :-))) Anybody remember that scene in Mel Brooks' movie "History of the World"? I know I date myself but . . . .
Black Shogun
Paki Bottom Groper Speaks!
Welcome back PBG! Good to see you again. Liked the little snippet you wrote about the Spanish girl and the Swedish girl. And we've talked about that thin line before . . . the guy in the bar has to be drunk to cop a feel while the chikan does it totally sober . . . and for that, he is labeled an incorrigible sexual deviant and threat to society. Is the drunk arse pincher no less a deviant? It was in him all the while . . . he just needed the alcohol as an excuse to let it out. I see people chikaning in bars and dance clubs all the time.
Black Shogun
"Success Ratio" Versus "Like It Ratio"
I just wanted to make sure that we're comparing apples to apples and oranges to oranges here. The 1 in 20 ratio I mentioned has nothing to do with the "success" of the chikan per se. Rather, it has to do with how often a "butt hump specialist" chikan might expect that the woman might actually like what he is doing and show signs of participating in some fashion, even if small.
Surely, thi
Re: Arm Humper - Racial Preference For Plump
You have a point there about a preference for plumpness in women on the African continent, particularly sub-Saharan Africa. However, I note that there was a time in history when the European also desired plumpness and found it to be beautiful.
This depiction of "plump beauty" can be easily seen in the famous (and not so famous) paintings of the European masters (and wannabes) in museums and art galleries. You can quite easily see naked and half-naked plump women being presented as the standard for beauty. Somewhere along the line, things changed for the European.
Black Shogun
PS The only place where I like um plump is in the booty . . . this is what gives women that "bubble butt" or "onion booty" look and appeal.
The Way It Should Be
Now this, my friends, is how this board should be. Intelligent and interesting discussions related to the practice of chikan . . . with plenty of hot and raunchy original "buttfuck stories" (or whatever anatomy part you like) thrown in to get the blood coursing through those veins! Praise the Lord (or rather Satan I guess) and keep the stories and commentary coming!
Black Shogun!!!
Chikan Definition Of Success
When it comes to the practice of chikan, what constitutes a "success" can be a very subjective thing, and that's fine. I think that's the way it should be. Every "practice" is different. Now when a woman knows what you are doing and let's you have your way, there can be no doubt that she is "tolerating" your advances. However, I don't think it's fair or legitimate at all to equate "tolerance"
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Re: Arm Humper - Childhood Story
Did you read "Begginings" Arm Humper? If so, what did you think of that story?
Black Shogun
Asian Women
Ozzi . . . these Asian women that you chikan . . . are they "Asian" or "Asian American" or "Asian 'something else'"? I don't see any real differences between Asian American women and other American women in terms of tolerance levels. Maybe somebody who has chikaned far more Asian, Asian American, Asian Canadian, etc. knows of differences.
Black Shogun
PS Two of the most beautiful women I have ever met were Asian . . . one Indian and one Japanese.
Celebrity Political Candidate Accused Of Groping
http://www.eightballmagazine.com/diatribes/volume01/diatribes024/diatribes475-494/diatribes493.htm
Black Shogun
And The "Chunky Chicken Award" Goes Too . . .
Paki Bottom Groper, she may not be blonde, but here's the one I want to do the "chunky chicken" with. Look at Connery trying to inch up on those bum cheeks :-)!!! GAWD I want some British "jerk (fuck) chunky chicken!"
Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Actually, I once had a girlfriend from Canada who looked like Zeta-Jones . . . facially, bodywise, everything . . . only, her hair was curlier. When we would go to bed, she would turn onto her side and pull her fleshy buttcheeks apart, and then I would bone her DEEP in her "chunky chicken arsehole."
She qualifies as "chunky chicken" in my mind cuz Canada is surely a part of the UK :-) Anyway, sometimes I would close my eyes and fantasize that I WAS in Catherine's poop chute as my boner twitched and shot spermies into my girl's lower intestine.
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - Success
I didn't say it wasn't a success . . . and I didn't say that one should conclude that a woman dislikes what she freely let's you do :-) I said call it a "success" if you will, but absent some form of valid evidence establishing otherwise, you have no legitimate basis for saying that she liked it . . . OR that she disliked it for that matter. It's all normally too ambiguos, which means that concluding that she liked/disliked it is nothing more than a guessing game. I rest.
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - The Case Revisited
I dismissed that aspect of your argument without addressing it since I find it to be invalid on it's face :-) And again, it's more of the same of you jumping from some posited theory to a conclusion that allegedly supports that theory . . . while leaving out the required analysis in between that may or may not support the conclusion drawn as being valid.
When you do this, I try to do the
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Re: Guest - What A Woman Wants
There ya go guest!!! Touche! Women can't even explain how the hell they feel themselves! So how the hell are we supposed to know??? Just grab um in the biscuits!!!
Black Shogun
Campbell's Chunky Soup
Paki Bottom Groper, you have introduced a new concept to me regarding chikan . . . that of the "chunky chicken." I like it so much that it will take several weeks for me to get it out of my head. Why, now everytime that I see a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup, all I can think about is "British Chunky Chicken." Everybody sing along in a little karaoke now (especially you Yanks who know the tune):
Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
RUUUUDE British Chunky Chicken Is
MMMM, MMMM GOOD!
Black Shogun
PS I guess I do have a food fixation . . . "hot dogs" and "biscuits" and "chunky chicken" and "hershey highways" and "crack snacks". For me, I guess chikan has been like some tasty thing to eat.
Chikan Chicken Girls Classification List
- Bugger a Jamaican girl = "Jerk (fuck) Chicken"
- Bugger a Mexican girl = "Chicken Koo Koo Roo"
- Bugger an African-American girl = "Fried Chicken" (Popeye's got biscuits too)
- Bugger her distant cousin from Liberia = "Chicken Catchitori" (spelling?)
- Bugger a Japanese girl = "Teriyaki Chicken"
- Bugger a Chinese girl = "Stir Fry Chicken"
- Bugger a White girl from Toledo, Ohio = "Baked Chicken"
- Bugger a Thai girl = "Satay Chicken"
- Bugger an Indian girl = "Curry Chicken" (with ghee)
- Bugger a British girl = Chunky Chicken!
Black Shogun (The "Bubba Gump" of Chikan Chicken dishes)
Re: Tony - Chunky Chicken Women
Tony, "chunky chicken" and "fatties" are not the same. Big difference. You callin Catherine Zeta Jones a "fatty???" No way! But she does have meat in all the right places. The prototype of British/Welsh chunky chicken.
Black Shogun
Flash Mobs = Groper Opportunity?
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/US/cybershake030718.html
Black Shogun
U.S. Power Outages Lead To Chikan "Power Play"
I'll bet hardened chikans in cities like New York, Toronto, Cleveland, and Detroit had an absolute field day with this. Even in smaller towns like Toledo, OH.
Black Shogun
Re: Jay - Concert
Jay, what happened at that big concert you told us that you had bought tickets to?
Black Shogun
Recent Stories
I really like parts of some of the stories written recently:
Carlos - Senor Carlos, I like how you dropped money to get a peek up that school girl's skirt and saw her panties stuck in her butt crack. I like that. I have seen guys drop coins and sniff the butt cracks and cootchies of the attractive girls standing in front of them. One of these days, I want to do that, only I will give the
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Senor Carlos and Senor Pepe
I like the stories of Senores Carlos and Pepe. These men are my latino chikan brothers, and they both really know how to give it to strange and attractive women/girls in the bum. It is in this that we all enjoy and suffer at the same time from our mutual addictions to the natural and debilitating "drug" known as pretty female "butt" crack.
Black Shogun
Feather - OktoberFest
Feather, is OktoberFest a good time to hump and grope German women? Of course, when is it NOT a good time to buttfuck German girls? Hahaha! Seriously though, I would imagine that OktoberFest would be a time of high public drunkeness with "der poopen chutes" of many blonde, Aryan frauleins available for chikan buggery.
Black Shogun
On The Road Booty
Last weekend, I visited numerous bars