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Black Shogun (Mon 07 Apr 2003 13:07:53 GMT)

Re: Kass - Groping Moms

Welcome Kass! I was wondering if there was anybody from down under. Now we have our answer! It looks like we now have evidence that all the world's continents are respresented on the board except for Africa and Anartica (who cares about this place . . . but just to be exact). I wonder if Master Ayashi ever imagined his board would reach around the world like this? Anyway, welcome again Kass! We look forward to hearing more about your bold acts. But be careful mate!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 07 Apr 2003 23:34:01 GMT)

Attempted Buggery

Ahhhhh Spring is finally here! More daylight and fewer garments to shield the lovely derrieres of the female persuasion. But even with the onset of Spring, it was still a bit too chilly for the Shogun to make his switch to "Spring/Summer chikan gear" at his latest concert. So, Shogun stuck with his familiar thin sweats . . . big chocolate ding-a-ling out of underwear and prepared for "contact"

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Black Shogun (Tue 08 Apr 2003 13:58:29 GMT)

Re: Punjabi Butt Humper

Yes PBH. Sometimes even I cannot believe my own luck. I mean, how she let me hold her shoulders while I dug way, waaayyy up her buttcheeks! Spreading them open and massaging all against the inner walls of her arsecheeks! That was incredible indeed my friend!

I guess that I am fortunate in that some of the concerts and bars here draw such big crowds. You cannot help but find your dick be

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Black Shogun (Wed 09 Apr 2003 01:39:25 GMT)

Re: Masher - Formative Years

I did not hump older white women when I was a teenager Masher (although, now I wish that I had!). I humped white girls who were my age or younger. If you want to read about my earlier years as a chikan, use the search engine and check out my story entitled "Begginings" (I mispelled it). If you have not read that one, please do so. It will give you some information regarding my childhood experiences. Oh! Butthumping girls was so simple then!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 09 Apr 2003 16:27:42 GMT)

Re: Pepe Puntazo

Where are you from Pepe?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Apr 2003 07:09:11 GMT)

Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - Reach of Ayashi BBS

Just from what I know PBH, the following countries/regions of the world have been represented on the board at one time and in some form or another: Japan; Hong Kong; Taiwan; The Phillipines; Australia; Canada; The United States; Mexico; Venezuela; The United Kingdom; Italy; Eastern Europe; Turkey; The United Arab Emirates; India. That's quite a global presence. As I have said before, the Nation of Chikan knows no geopolitical borders.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Apr 2003 09:32:55 GMT)


Forgot Pakistan!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 18 Apr 2003 12:56:34 GMT)

World Map of Gropers

Master Ayashi, what about Australia? Kass is from the continent of Australia, but this is not recognized from the map. I have enjoyed his stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 18 Apr 2003 22:55:26 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - World Map

Your work on the map has been fantastic Master Ayashi. And in so little time! This was a great idea from PBH that you have implemented. It definitely adds to the site and demonstrates that Ayashi BBS is the authoritative stop on the net regarding this subject matter.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 19 Apr 2003 22:13:33 GMT)

Re: Fish & Chips - Got Caught

The predicament of Fish & Chips is a reminder of the dangers of chikan. I wish you the best Fish & Chips and hope that you come away from it all under the best set of circumstances possible.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 21 Apr 2003 16:56:34 GMT)

Re: Fish & Chips - Feelings

Fish & Chips, I understand that you are quite upset right now. But please do try to keep things in perspective. This is nothing to think about suicide over. Indeed, I can think of few things that are.

If this is a first offense, then you are likely to get a fine plus be required to see a specialist or something. And there will be no publication of your name in a public paper. If so, you'll have a civil claim. Keep it in perspective. Let the lawyer do his job. Pay the fine, then get help if you need it.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 25 Apr 2003 21:44:46 GMT)

Monthly Chikan Award

I cast my vote for Kass for his brazen "underhanded down under style" on display in Australia.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Apr 2003 12:35:29 GMT)

Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - Just An Idea

Nice effort PBH, but it's far too complicated. I'm for keeping things simple . . . not simplistic . . . but simple. I would prefer to keep things as they are versus a lot of different titles to recognize the same basic thing . . . good stories about chikan.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Apr 2003 20:21:29 GMT)

Re: Pakastani Bottom Groper - Most Helpful Person

A "most helpful person" award might be something to do PBG, but I'm just not sure that we have enough people making contributions of the sort that would qualify . . . yet.

How about a link from the main page where people could post their helpful thoughts and comments? Master Ayashi created a page for the world map of gropers. There could be a "helpful comments" page too. The person deemed the most "helpful" could then be recognized on an annual basis with an award.

It's just that this board is about stories, and I don't want to see that focus change. The stories make up the heart and soul of the board as its "core business", and that should never change. And, we should continue with monthly recognition awards for the best stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Apr 2003 20:33:21 GMT)

At The Library

Today, I decided to spend some time in a local library. Because I have read how Gourmet Groper has seen up the skirts of many women while at the library, I too hoped to find a "spectacle" to behold. And wouldn't you know it but that I had some luck right off the bat! First thing!

Although not as exciting as GG's live report from the library way back when, my eyes did fall upon a most bea

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Black Shogun (Mon 28 Apr 2003 21:49:41 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Awards & Titles

I am with you Master Ayashi. The current system is for everybody. I say leave it as is. If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Recall our difficulties at the beginning of the year when too many changes were made. Things are fine the way they are now. Stay the course!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Apr 2003 22:11:30 GMT)

Re: Dirty Uncle - Tips

Dirty Uncle speaks sage words of advice. If you go to a bar (pub) or nightclub, always have a drink in your hand for crying out loud! The only exceptions are when you are on the dance floor, or going back to order another drink.

Now this does not mean that you have to drink heavily. To the contrary. Buy only 2 or 3 drinks in an entire night, and then nurse them all night long. Need a b

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Black Shogun (Tue 29 Apr 2003 16:17:49 GMT)

Re: Totti

Hey, there's no link. You must have forgot to put it in the message.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 01 May 2003 03:06:55 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Bad Set Up Turns Awesome

Damn Brush!!! Four . . . four toofers???? She had better have had a nice bum!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 02 May 2003 21:16:10 GMT)

Re: Rick Merry - English Women

Rick Merry, do you think English women are that much different from American women? I would conclude that they are probably both about the same. As you say about Italian women, they are used to having their buttocks squeezed. A friend of mine who is attractive and blonde loves Rome, but she gets felt up and butthumped by Italian men on the buses every time she goes there. The Italian man will even try for you when there is no crowd! Somebody on here wrote that Rome has only two main commuter lines running through town. Seems like those would be jam packed with people.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 02 May 2003 22:13:03 GMT)

Re: Jay - Concert

Nice story Jay. The best part was when you inserted your thumb between her butt cheeks and pressed on her "chocolate starfish."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 03 May 2003 03:14:37 GMT)

Comedy Central

There was a comedian on Comedy Central tonight who was joking about the chikan activities that go on in New York City on the subway trains. It was funny as all get out! He joked about how the men fight for the door spot on crowded trains so that they can get up on the buttocks of voluptous women. He was showing how men rub into women's asses on the trains and the funny looks they get on their faces when the cum! Then he showed how some women who like it react (by pinching their own nipples and making funny faces)! Hahahaha! The crowd was roaring with laughter, and so was I! Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 03 May 2003 14:18:36 GMT)

Re: English Women

Those English bitches don't worry me. If one can get away with butthumping "liberated" American women, then an English lass would be no greater challenge. Why, the Shogun will . . . will . . . will go to Tiger Tiger and use his "hard candy" to "push their English Toffee in!!!" I'll arse fuck pale English blondes at a big outdoor concert held at Wembley!!!

Black Shogun!!!

Black Shogun (Tue 13 May 2003 00:53:48 GMT)

Carlos - Latin Women

My brother Senor Carlos! I have been looking at pictures of beautiful latin women on the internet . . . mostly from Colombia and Brazil. My GOD hombre! So many of those women are gorgeous! How I would love to meet such a woman with plump but shapely buttocks cheeks.

There are numerous sites that claim their trade is to successfully link up American men with Latinas (although, I must lo

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Black Shogun (Tue 13 May 2003 00:57:27 GMT)

Re: Paul Foster

Mister Paul Foster. What's this bullshit about rape, rape drugs, and kidnapping??? Get out of town! And stay out of South America!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 13 May 2003 13:18:11 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Latinas

Nan, I envy you for being able to go to Caracas this year. You will have to give us a report on how it was when you return. Soon, you will be able to enjoy all that Senor Carlos has at his own disposal every day! You should see if you can bring one of those Latina bombshells back with you as your wife :-) If I were there, I would find the Latina babe of my dreams and have her sit her bubble butt booty cheeks right on my forehead everyday!!! Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 13 May 2003 21:00:55 GMT)

The Shogun Hits Paydirt Again!

Spring had finally arrived, and what a lovely sight it was! No more big coats and jackets with female buttocks cheeks all covered up. As I waited to get into the first huge concert of the new season on the circuit, I spied many lovelies whose bottom cheeks offered great potential.

Two young blondes walked by with their hair pulled back and up, their tops low and showing smooth shoulders a

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Black Shogun (Tue 13 May 2003 23:04:54 GMT)

Pepe Puntazo - Peruvian Women

Senior Pepe Puntazo, please tell us about Peruvian women. Are there good places in Peru to butt hump the attractive ladies of Peru? Bars, nightclubs, concerts, and public transportation? Other?

I have known of one Peruvian woman who was studying here many years ago. She was quite attractive. I have also sampled Peruvian cuisine, which was quite tasty.

But what about feminine, Peruvian buttocks Senior Pepe? I mean, how does the Peruvian woman compare to the Colombian or Venezuelan Senora or Senorita? Is it possible to have an active "practice" in Lima. Years ago, a Peruvian in California told me I should go to Peru because the women would love me there.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 14 May 2003 00:28:54 GMT)

Big Phat Ass Blonde


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 14 May 2003 12:16:01 GMT)

Re: Kass - Finger Pressing Booty Holes

Yes Kass. It can be very difficult to actually penetrate down to the A-hole with your fingers. But still, it can happen. For example, see Jay's story of being at a concert with his thumb between a blonde's butt cheeks . . . pressing her asshole. I have never gotten my finger in that far (only my dick) and never really tried, but I have pressed hard enough to feel a girl's tailbone where it disappears into the crack . . . I found that to be extremely exciting. I think the only way to get your fingers all the way to the pooty hole and leave them there would be in a really crowded place like a concert or Japanese commuter train.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 15 May 2003 00:50:02 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Fingers or Boners?

My brother Nanbread, why choose? Why not be "well-rounded" and have both? First, your finger in deep, pretty, feminine bum cheeks . . . then your boner!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 16 May 2003 08:52:35 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Information

Senor Carlos gracias, gracias, gracias!!! Thank you for the information and links. I would love to come to Caracas and date a big butt Latina blonde, maybe even find my future wife :-) Hopefully, a reputable dating service to link up North American men with far away Venezuelan women will be formed soon. Please keep us posted on all such developments. Much dinero and many marriages could be made! Hmmmm . . . maybe there is a business proposition in that for you mi hermano (brother in Spanish . . . I think) Senor Carlos.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 16 May 2003 15:56:03 GMT)

Carlos - Concerts in Caracas

Senor Carlos, how does one find out about concerts in Caracas? Is it easy and convenient to buy tickets to such events? Surely, there must be plenty of popular Venezuelan groups that attract many screaming female fans, as well as touring groups from other countries.

I recently re-read your story where you showed up at a mall where a popular group was appearing. You were able to rub your

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Black Shogun (Sat 17 May 2003 06:41:59 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Venezuelan Women

Thanks for all the advice Carlos. I will be checking out the sites you have told me about in the next day or so.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 18 May 2003 08:18:13 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Colombian Woman

Good for you Nanbread! I swear, I believe that it is a Latina that I prefer for my girlfriend, and then maybe my wife. It's just that we don't have a lot of Latinos here, although their numbers are growing. Maybe I will have to move. If not, then I guess I'll just continue to bum white girls :-)

It sounds as if maybe you met that woman in a crowded club somewhere. I have gone online and looked at pictures of Tiger Tiger and The Hippodrome in London. The Hippodrome seems to be my speed . . . PACKED with women from everywhere making it easy to sample "crack cuisine" from around the world.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 18 May 2003 08:51:17 GMT)

Re: Peruvian Guest

OK . . . OK . . . I'm going out of my mind here for these South American chicas! I never knew that Peruvian women were that attractive. I mean, there are attractive women to be found in every corner of the globe, but I just never knew about Peru (other than the one Peruvian woman I met years ago, who was rather pretty).

I must find my way south somehow, but where? Colombia? Venezuela?

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Black Shogun (Sun 18 May 2003 09:08:55 GMT)

A Memory - I Have Met A Venezuelan Woman

I started thinking and remembered that I did once meet a woman from Venezuela here a few years ago! She was studying at a local university. She was attractive, but I found her to be kind of . . . argumentative and bitchy. We only went out once, and I never called her again because I didn't like her personality (she did have a nice butt though . . . hahaha!). I did run across her again, and she seemed to be angry with me . . . probably because I said I would be calling her, but did not.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 18 May 2003 18:43:33 GMT)

Choices, Choices

For me, I guess it must be Venezuela or Peru. The women of Argentina and Uruguay are too European and snooty. I have no understanding of Portuguese at all, so Brazil is out. And Colombia is too dangerous (a guy in Miami thought I was Colombian). Does anybody have any knowledge of Chile or Ecuador(or any other S. American country for that matter)? I would love to hear more about Peruvian women and society from our Peruvian guest.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 18 May 2003 21:56:07 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Latin American Danger & Miami

Nan, the only place in South America that gives me a lot of worries when it comes to safety is Colombia. One is more likely to be kidnapped in Colombia than in any other place in the world. However, my concern is lessened by the fact that I can pass for being Colombian or Venezuelan . . . until I open my mouth that is . . . I plan to study my Spanish again hermano. I better stick with English for now though.

As for chikan in Miami, I managed to rub my boner into numerous butt cracks at a crowded nightclub spot in South Beach. But it wasn't easy though. Even though there were tons of people in the place, that club and others in South Beach tend to be huge and provide plenty of space in most parts of the buildings.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 19 May 2003 03:08:36 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Clubs in Venezuela

I see Senor Carlos. Are you saying that single Venezuelan women do not go out to dance clubs in Venezuela unless it's with a boyfriend or husband? There sure were plenty that were out without men in Cancun . . . but that was Cancun and not Caracas. What about concerts in Caracas? Are there many?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 19 May 2003 04:27:41 GMT)

Re: Jay - Humping in Hubby's or Boyfriend's Presence

You have a good point there Jay. Thing is, you have to be careful lest you get into a brawl and somebody gets a broken nose. Any man who wants to protect his girl's ass from a chikan should know better than to stand in front of her in a crowd. Stand behind your girl . . . and bury YOUR dick into your girl's butt crack. Can't guy's see that's the only real way to protect your girl's bum in a cro

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Black Shogun (Tue 20 May 2003 14:03:23 GMT)

Re: Bums and Tits

When I'm talking to a woman and it turns to "sexy" talk, then I always make it perfectly clear which part of the female anatomy that I am enamored with most . . . the (_*_)!!! BUM! Tits are made for fondling, squeezing, and sucking. Unless you are a drunk Muscovite that is. That's why titty fucking is normally referred to as going "Russian."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 23 May 2003 14:06:00 GMT)

Re: Paul Foster & Little Shogun

This message board is not about rape, drugging, kidnapping, etc. If that's what you are into, then find some other place. We don't want to hear it. There is only ONE Shogun. It is I, and I do not stand for your message. Do not in any way connect my trademark and/or other intellectual property with your own interests.


Black Shogun (Tue 27 May 2003 15:17:43 GMT)

Man of the Month

Here's a vote and a ummmmmm . . . "thumbs up" . . . to Jay for his "thumb between her butt cheeks" stories in May.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 27 May 2003 18:21:19 GMT)

Re: Jay's Stories

Jay has some of my favorite stories of all time. Like the one when he was in 8th grade and got into a crowd at a NYC play (I believe it was) against some glamorous looking woman standing next to her husband. My boy Jay spermed in her butt crack and all over her dress just as she turned to him to say, "That's OK."!!!

Or, how about the one at Rockerfeller Plaza (I think it was) where he chi

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Black Shogun (Wed 28 May 2003 00:54:53 GMT)

Re: Name for Award

I thought this was settled Master Ayashi. We have a name . . . "Man of the Month" and "Man of the Year" for the overall winner. Of course, a woman could win it too, but that appears to be extremely unlikely.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 28 May 2003 15:45:47 GMT)

Re: Suggestions for Improvement

I think some great suggestions have been made to improve this board. Somebody suggested a search engine, and we got one. Great improvement! Then, somebody suggested a map, and we got the "ethnography." Another great improvement!

There is no reason to change things just for the sake of change however. We have to ask whether a proposed change really makes things better, worse, or has no

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Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 01:11:10 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Pervert

If you want to sign up to be called "pervert" buddy, be my guest! Hehehehe :-) How about . . . "Concert Buttfucker For The Ages!" I may know nothing about music brother, but when it coooomes to concert buttfuckin, ain't nobody better!

Black Shogun!!!

PS I need some more good bar action soon!

Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 03:22:49 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Welcomes

Gentlebrush (also known to Dr. Iron Dick as "Gentleman Brush") is chair of the board's welcoming committee :-) He also welcomed me 7 months ago. Has it been that long?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 14:29:21 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Hot Doggin It

Actually Nan, what happened in that story ("Doin the Bum Diddly") is that as I buggered the pretty little blonde, her friend turned to her in the crowd and said that she felt like she was the one being butt fucked. I thought it was funny because I was between her blonde friend's ass cheeks at that very moment!

I agree with you that it's best to start out with the "weiney in the bun" first,

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Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 15:50:09 GMT)

Re: Guest - Buns and Hot Dogs

Buns = a woman's (_*_) buttocks! And your dick = a sausage or hot dog. I think you should be able to figure out the rest.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 16:17:41 GMT)

More on Hot Dogs

For those of you who may be totally unfamiliar with the West, a "hot dog" is also a type of sandwhich eaten primarily in the U.S. It qualifies as a sandwhich because it's meat (a sausage) in between bread. You can dress your hot dog with condiments such as ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, saurkraut (yuck), chili, cheese, etc. Whatever you like I guess.

Also, in the U.S. to "hot dog" or

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Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 20:50:28 GMT)

Re: nikk

First drugging, kidnapping, and rape. Now pedophilia??? Nikk, unless you are 10 to 14 years of age yourself, you need to go somewhere. Even if you are 10 to 14, maybe you still shouldn't be here. This board is for grown folks . . . or at least young adults 18 and up.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 20:56:37 GMT)

Re: Caliguy

Too vulgar? Are you kidding me? Those were some great little snippets! You didn't say enough. Welcome! We'd love to hear more. Sorry "Gentleman Brush" :-) I know those are your lines.

Caliguy, your little piece there demonstrates that you are a true chikan. Looking to dig your boner into succulent female buttocks cheeks under any and all situations and circumstances possible.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 May 2003 21:26:15 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Perverted Encounter of the Month

Encounter or encounter(s) . . . depending on how active and successful one's "practice" has been for that particular month. Just don't ever call me "Pervert of the Month" or "Pervert of the Year."

Master Ayashi, in my humble opinion, I still think it's a mistake to change it. There's no need. The focus on removing mediocrity in the name of the award is, again in my humble opinion, misgui

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Black Shogun (Fri 30 May 2003 17:14:19 GMT)


Today, the Shogun had . . . uhhhhhh . . . hot dogs . . . with his lunch. Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 30 May 2003 22:21:11 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Hot Dog with Mayo

Hot dogs with mayo??? EWWWW! The German people eat french fries with mayo. EWWWW, EWWWW, EWWWW!!! If a hot dog is to be served with mayonaise, then I agree that it should be of the type that is squashed between bouncy female butt cheeks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 31 May 2003 03:58:15 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - The Cast of Characters

Yes, but where is Opportunist, Meilin, and Tech_Bonus??? What about Rodz and Kass??? And not enough Punjabi Butt Humper or Pakistani Bottom Groper. I wonder how Fish & Chips is doing? No Pincher either. Jay has been around, but I know he can come up with better stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 31 May 2003 11:31:37 GMT)

Re: Chinese Chikan

Yes Chinese Chikan. Sometimes, you must not care who is watching. Otherwise, your action will be ruined. If you have not read them yet, see some of my earlier stories where women saw me butt fucking other women. I did not care. In fact, I often kept going until orgasm!

If another woman is looking too hard for too long at the very height of my pleasure, then I just say in my head, "Keep looking because YOUR butthole is NEXT!" AAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Some stories you can read where other women saw me include: "Inaugural Nut"; "Tippy Toes Concert Booty"; "Shogun's Hat Trick". Use the search engine to find.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 01 Jun 2003 14:44:57 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Chikan Movie Director

Three cheers for Senor Carlos! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! This is the best submission Senor Carlos has made in a long, long time, and he is exactly right. These are EXACTLY the types of chikan films that should be scripted, directed, produced, marketed and sold. I think that production costs for such films could be kept fairly low, and with there definitely being a ma

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Black Shogun (Sun 01 Jun 2003 17:53:40 GMT)

A Chikan Comedy Film

Oh, I forgot that I have an idea for a chikan comedy movie. Again, this site offers ample material. In one scene, the chikan would be butt fucking a bubble butt woman on a packed bus. But little does he realize that the woman had chili beans for lunch . . . he feels something warm on his dick . . . the woman has passed gas on his penis! This is from a true story written on this board a long ti

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Black Shogun (Sun 01 Jun 2003 18:12:21 GMT)

More Serious Note

As with Gentlebrush, I too would do a movie that involves a chikan and an undercover cop. Only, in my movie, a full-length feature film, the chikan, who happens to be a prominent man living in London, would be caught, and the movie would deal with how being caught for chikan impacts his life and all those around him.

Shogun Shout Pictures,
Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 01 Jun 2003 22:16:20 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Chikan Comedy Film

Mr. Benny Hill is my inspiration :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 02 Jun 2003 17:43:00 GMT)

Re: English Chikans

Yes you English chikans. You must all come out and play. Especially since we chikan film makers all seem to want to shoot on location in London. Your technical advice and expertise is needed. Perhaps even one of you is competent and prepared to get top billing by playing the leading man (or woman for that matter)! Because the weather is now warm, perhaps all of the English chikans are . . . busy :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 11:45:11 GMT)

Re: Kass - No Stories to Tell

Even if one does not have a story to tell, interesting commentary . . . and I emphasize INTERESTING . . . is most appreciated. Sometimes, things seem to come to a standstill on the board, with very few posts, or with very uninteresting commentary. We can keep things moving if people take the time to "spice things up", even if they don't have a story, as with Carlos' question about chikan movie making.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 13:13:21 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - BOOTY BANDIT!!!

Nan! I don't believe you! You STOLE another lion's meal!!! BAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Wasn't that you complaining about chikans stealing from other chikans??? Hahaha! You have violated your own rules! Next time it happens to you buddy, you shall receive no sympathy from me :-) To the victor goes the spoils . . . the BOOTY of chikan war!

By the way, I saw that the queen was celebrating 50 years on the throne. I saw huge crowds. As the English women waved the Union Jack in the crowd, this chikan would have been "JACKING UP" up some English girl bum . . . just like changing a tire . . . JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK!!!!! AAAAHAHAHA!

Black Shogun

PS For a great story about "chikan civil war", see my piece entitled "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!"

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 13:18:20 GMT)

Re: Francesco - European Chikan

I agree with you Francesco. There needs to be more stuff of Euro-American women getting their buttocks and titties groped. There's a series of films out there called Groping America (www.gropingamerica.com), but I don't find the few scenes I have viewed to be very good. Will somebody please, please, please make movies of Euro-American women getting chikan buttfucked? Please???

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 13:43:02 GMT)

Re: Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!

Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!! I just read my own story about chikans fighting for buttocks, and I can't stop lauging! HAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I can't stop it Nan! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say with humility that "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!" is an absolute Ayashi BBS CLASSIC. One of my best ever! Use search engine to find :-)

As an epilogue to that story, I remember that I used to see this Native American guy in this bar that I go to. He was older . . . looked 40s to early 50s to me . . . and he was GOOD! He would stand there with a beer in his hand and bum 20-something girls without there being any real crowd around. Takes skill and nerve to do that. I haven't seen him in several years. Appeared to be a migrant worker type.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 13:46:41 GMT)

Re: Francesco - Germany

Say Francesco, you are in Germany right? What did you think of my "movie" where the chikans get their dicks out and go for "der poopen chutes" of the blonde German frauleins??? AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 14:00:20 GMT)

Re: Francisco - Movies

See earlier discussions from Carlos' questions about chikan movies. "Der poopen chute" is slang (mine) for (_*_).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 03 Jun 2003 14:08:25 GMT)

Re: Francisco

We heard you dude. Must you say everything 2 and 3 times? Hit the send button only once for cryin out loud :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 02:56:11 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - What Chikans Do

One time, Brush said that when he was creamin' some crack, he SCREAMED like he was in pain! Now, I thought that was funny. The only time I might make any such sound is when I'm absolutely certain it won't be heard . . . I've said that many a time on this board.

Nobody can hear a thing at a concert, or in a really noisy and crowded bar where everybody is talking, and that also has a dance

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Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 11:49:55 GMT)

Re: Jay - Jay Knows Chikan

Thanks for the words Jay. You know how much I have contributed to this board, and given the level of my effort, it just pissed me off that some A-hole who knows nothing of me would come on here and question my motives.

As you also know, you have written some of my favorite stories. What I wouldn't have done to trade places with you in some of those situations. However, rather than being

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Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 11:53:50 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Your Wife

Ritz - does your wife eat a lot of ghee? According to Punjabi Butt Humper, ghee is the substance that often leads to the very shapely, soft, and round buttocks of the Punjabi woman. If what you say is true about your wife, then if I were standing behind her, I would lay my dick between her buttocks cheeks like a sausage on a "Ritz cracker" (a type of cracker in the U.S.).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 11:59:41 GMT)

Latinas Rule

The new Miss Universe is none other than Emilia Vega of The Dominican Republic. The runner up? None other than Miss Venezuela! I want to buttfuck some Latinas . . . now!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 12:48:43 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Suggestions

Nan actually gave quite a few good suggestions already. I think the most important thing is to make sure that your wife dresses appropriately for the ocassion. Then, you must make sure that she goes to the right places . . . places where there are thick crowds. If these two things happen, then I can assure you that the rest will take care of itself. The chikans will see to that my friend.

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Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 13:45:00 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Risks

I suppose there's always the risk that somebody might try to go too far . . . even physically hurt somebody. However, you can virtually eliminate this risk by, strangely enough, sticking to fairly public places!

You see, a part of a chikan's thrill is public groping . . . this enhances the experience. But the gropee, and in this case the husband of the gropee, benefit by the public nature

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Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 14:50:28 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Outlandish Things

Read the archives of "Sensual Stories", "Memorable Comments", and "Man of the Year." Then, you will know.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 15:17:06 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Course of Action

I'm sorry Mr. Ritz, but I cannot give you a "course of action." That's not the way things work. Every situation is different, and thus, must be treated as "fluid."

If you want to know what to expect or get an idea of what can happen, then again, my best advice to you is to read the stories. They speak for themselves. Clearly, not all of them are true, but that's for the reader to decide. Start with the most recent ones first in the sections I noted, then work back.

And do not ignore "Memorable Comments." I'm not sure how Master Ayashi goes about deciding how written materials will be archived, but there are what I consider to be full-fledged stories in the "Memorable Comments" section.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 16:14:29 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Childhood Experiences

Wow, Nan! That last piece of yours was timely! Do you remember the story I wrote a while back about my childhood experiences? "Begginings", the story of how I used to feel up and buttfuck the daughters of my Spanish teacher? Well, it was only last week that I decided to do an internet search to see if I could find where they are today, and lo and behold, I was successful!

What I did was

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Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 16:24:34 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Request for Information

No Ritz, you are not being too pushy. It's just that I don't know if you really understand what you are asking for. I do not have the time. Read the stories . . . take the advice given here . . . experiment . . . tell us what happens. We can go from there.

As far as what she should wear, I told you. Anything that really shows off her buttcheeks and that accentuates her booty crack. If your wife is attractive and has a deep arse gap, then you want the chikans to see the deepness of her crevice . . . it will make them drool with desire and want to "dilly dally in the valley" . . . they will oblige you by humping your wife . . . up her butthole. I've nothing more to say except, "Go for it."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 17:27:05 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Sexual Intercourse at Concerts

Some claim that they have had sex at a concert. In the grand scheme of the universe, I'm sure it has happened. However, I am just as equally sure that such a thing is a rarity. And of course, I know you have heard of concerts getting out of hand, resulting in rape. That, too, is a rarity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 04 Jun 2003 21:49:37 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - A Perverted State of Mind

Precisely Master Ayashi. Who said a chikan was "in his right mind?"

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 00:18:48 GMT)

Re: Sir Dick Rubswell - Just Do It!

You picked my thoughts right from my mind Sir Rubswell. Ritz is thinking about this far too much. Just get out there and let the good times roll! Find what works . . . experiment . . . like a virtuoso jazz musician improvise.

By the way, I thought I recognized your writing style . . . but I still can't quite place it. Give us a clue as to your identity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 00:24:37 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Hair Licking

Nanbread takes the art of hair licking to new heights . . . looking for split ends! Now THAT'S some funny shit!!! You chikans never cease to amaze me.

I started doing some hair licking after I started reading this board . . . depositing my saliva into the blonde locks of my prey. The first time I did it, I drizzled my drool into the hair of a fine ass teen while probing my root between h

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Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 15:11:56 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Learning the Ropes

Be careful Nan! If you plan to JAM a finger up a pretty girl's arshole, then you had BETTER make sure it's in a really crowded spot where hard contact is a "part of the action." If not, then you MUST be more subtle . . . only lightly rubbing a finger in her "back rack crack" such that she is not even aware.

Or, you can push deeper in a place that is not as crowded as, say, a concert . . . but it MUST be crowded enough that she will not know who did it . . . and you MUST keep moving. I did this in a bar once, and the tall girl turned her head and looked back with annoyance. "Who just put a finger in my asshole?" was the look on her face. Tis I! Shogun's friend! Mr. Stink Finger :-)!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 15:22:02 GMT)

Nanbread is Killing Me!

I'm sorry Nan, but you have been just too much this week! Totally "on your game." First, you describe how you lecherously stole a set of glorious butt cheeks that had been claimed by another chikan? Then you proclaim that you are the type of chikan who will not chew on the hair of a bitch with split ends???!!! If that isn't the funniest shit . . . . hahahaha! Nan you crazy :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 16:19:29 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Concert

Ritz, Jay told you what to do if you go to a concert. Stand in front of your wife as if you are "protecting" her from the crowd. Even have her put her arms around your waist or your shoulders from behind, thus giving her a "false" sense of security. This sense of "security" is totally false as in reality, her buttocks will be totally exposed and open to a "rear action, behind the lines" attack

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Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 16:37:22 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Should We Stay or Should We Go?

Be the man and say we are staying. Demand to stay longer since you spent the money buying the tickets. Get her to stay as long as possible. Then, take a crowded train or bus home. Don't know what else to tell ya. Good luck!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 16:47:00 GMT)

Re: Ritz - Leaving Her Defenseless

Mr. Ritz, if you "lose" your wife in the crowd, then how will you watch her get buggered by a stranger? Take the trouble to create the experience you want, or forget about it. No pain, no gain (and no seeing wifey get jacked up the butt by a chikan). Good day sir.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 17:18:35 GMT)

Re: PBH - Welcome Back!

Welcome back my friend! Happy to see you here again. I see you have now gone into the massage business. Remember to maintain your professionalism at all times, and do not let your hands stray uninvited to the buttocks of your female customers :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 05 Jun 2003 19:32:32 GMT)

Chikan versus Anal Sex

Most women I have dated have not been too keen on being fucked in the ass. I'm talking about actual penetration past the sphincter muscle. Basically, they are afraid that a big dick up the butt will hurt their booty hole. And one will too if the "buttfucker" doesn't know what the hell he is doing.

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Black Shogun (Fri 06 Jun 2003 00:48:15 GMT)

Brother Nanbread Entertains The Chikan Nation

Nan, I was laying there watching some TV tonight . . . thinking about all the great posts on the board starting with last Sunday. You definitely had a good week. I think the best stuff you have ever written was done this week! The line about not chewing the hair of a nice piece of arse if she has split ends in her hair was just too much . . . over the top! GOD! Funny! I don't know if you mea

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Black Shogun (Fri 06 Jun 2003 12:14:56 GMT)

Re: Ritz - It Happened at Concert

Sounds like the perfect script for a Bollywood chikan flick to me. For those of you who do not know, "Bollywood" is the name given to the moviemaking industry in India, which is considered to be perhaps the best in all of Asia. The fair Indian maidens who appear in Bollywood films are quite beautiful. I may assure you that you chikans would want to butthump every last one of them (and probably do more).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 00:32:13 GMT)

Hall of Fame

I would like to propose that Master Ayashi create a new section on the board called the Ayashi BBS Hall of Fame. In this section, the readers will be able to go directlty to a collection of the writings and submissions of the most famous and successful writers to have appeared on the board. The readers can nominate writers for inclusion into the Hall of Fame, with Master Ayashi ulitimately deciding who will be included, kind of like the Man of the Year process.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 00:55:16 GMT)

Hall of Fame Inductees

Here is my list of the "founding inductees" that I think should be "enshrined" in an Ayashi BBS Hall of Fame. Please note that this list is not in any particular order, and all the rest of you out there may have a different opinion. As time goes by, others may come along who may be deemed worthy to make the cut:

1. Masher
2. Infamous Groper
3. Moshpit Groper
4. Jay
5. Gentlebr

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Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 14:33:41 GMT)

Re: Co-worker Grope

If you think she will like it . . . and if you don't like your job . . . then go ahead. And start looking for another job . . . right now.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 19:51:47 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Hall of Fame

I have not underrated myself. I said that the list was in no particular order. In fact, if Master Ayashi establishes such a Hall of Fame, I would recommend that the names just be in some kind of alphabetical order. Readers could click on each name and be directed to some of the best submissions the Hall of Famers have written.

Black Shogun

PS Black Shogun is first in an alphabetical listing ;-)

Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 21:54:36 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Hall of Fame

Master Ayashi, Man of the Month/Year does not fulfill the same purpose as a Hall of Fame (at least as I see it in my head). There are many people who have won a monthly award who are not "Hall of Famers." They may have made only one or two submissions, and then vanished. All winners of monthly awards have not necessarily been consistent and/or quality contributors to Ayashi BBS. On the other h

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Black Shogun (Sun 08 Jun 2003 22:00:19 GMT)

Re: More on Hall of Fame Idea

Actually, "Sensual Stories" comes closer to what I am talking about than does "Man of the Month/Year." "Sensual Stories" is a far better collection of the very best of what Ayashi BBS has to offer, and maybe that is sufficient. But in my opinion, there's still far too much "chaff" in there getting in the way of the "wheat."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 09 Jun 2003 13:21:56 GMT)

Re: bigggblaque - Search Engine

You can search by author. The problem, though, is that if you type in an author's name, such as "jay", then all kinds of stuff will come up that has the name "jay" in it, even this very writing that I am making now!

That's why when I want to find something I have written, I go by the title I used because it takes me right to that piece, or at least makes it easier to find. The problem wit

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Black Shogun (Mon 09 Jun 2003 21:05:09 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Snot

That's gross man . . . boogers and chikan don't mix. Some bodily fluids are not intended to be associated with sex. Nasty.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 13:18:24 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Requests to Webmaster

Dr. Iron Dick my friend, we do not need special and/or additional sections for who is the top chikan, most experienced chikan, or longest serving chikan. The Man of the Month/Year process takes care of "top chikan" recognition. Also, all one has to do is read the board to get a good idea of who is "experienced" or "longserving." However, it sure would be nice to be able to go to a section where the "creme de la creme" is available for easy access and reading. The search engine was and is an excellent idea, but it is for more broadbased exploration of the board I think.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 13:20:31 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Viagra

It will be a long,long time before this chikan requires viagra . . . maybe at age 70. I have a "stay hard dong" for them buttcracks my friend!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 14:54:40 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Women Groping Men

The "rucksack story" is archived elsewhere on this site. I know I have read that one before. The other sounds familiar as well, but I'm sure about the one with the rucksack.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 15:19:22 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Old and Tired

That stuff too is "older than the hills" Nan :-) Bring us some new and fresh stuff.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 18:20:48 GMT)

Re: Paki Bottom Groper & Guru(Punjabi Butt Humper)

See . . . a Pakistani and an Indian can get along :-) Can't we all just get along???

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 11 Jun 2003 20:47:56 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Perception of Married Women

Interestingly enough, as a teenager I had no interest in married women. It was always other teens.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 12 Jun 2003 09:33:21 GMT)

Re: Dating Section

We already have a personals (dating) section where people can make arrangements to get to know each other better and/or meet if they want to (good luck finding a "date" on a chikan board . . . geez!). People are going to drive Master Ayashi crazy requesting all this stuff we already have and/or don't need.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 12 Jun 2003 21:34:35 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Dating Section

Master Ayashi, how would the dating section be different than the personals section already there?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 12 Jun 2003 22:59:09 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Advanced Search Engine

The current search engine as is worked fine for me as far as a search engine goes. My suggestion was focused solely on a "Hall of Fame" idea. "Sensual Stories" comes close to that idea, but that section still has far too much material in it to be considered to offer only the "creme de la creme" of Ayashi BBS.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 13 Jun 2003 18:31:30 GMT)

Re: Nanbread

Hmmmm . . . what is it Nan? If you do not want to post it here, we can talk on Yahoo perhaps?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 13 Jun 2003 23:41:47 GMT)

Re: Search & Hall of Fame

Master Ayashi, I like what you have done with the search function. Now, a reader may do a basic search, or, they may be much more detailed and specific in their search.

Also, thanks for asking everybody to weigh in on who they think should be in the Hall of Fame. We will probably be able to gain some consensus if enough people share their thoughts. If not, then it's up to you and me :-)

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Black Shogun (Sat 14 Jun 2003 00:10:03 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Mail

I don't have your e-mail address Nan.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 14 Jun 2003 23:09:42 GMT)

Re: Jay - Hall of Fame

That guy would be Opportunist.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 15 Jun 2003 01:26:41 GMT)


Hell YYYEEEAAAAHUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!! www.onionbooty.com

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Jun 2003 13:53:47 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Young Nanbread

Sounds like young Nanbread would trample a blind man's seeing eye dog to ram some round, warbley buttocks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Jun 2003 14:03:55 GMT)


I have been watching Indian movies and music videos from Bollywood on the International Channel. I now conclude that the Indian woman is the most beautiful in all of Asia. As Mrs. Slocumb would say in "Are You Being Served," I am unanimous in that! That's for all you Brits out there :-)

To be clear, there are actually some other Asian countries out there that I believe, on average, have

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Black Shogun (Mon 16 Jun 2003 15:50:04 GMT)

Re: Taxcider - Chikan Videos

No, I do not have any chikan videos. There's just not anything out there that I like. There should be more stuff like the ideas that were generated when Senor Carlos asked about chikan moviemaking.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Jun 2003 21:30:42 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Bollywood

Sonali Bendre is the one that I like. She gives the Shogun a big boner my friend. I would love to father a child by her womb :-) The Shogun knows the ways of the world (and international female stars) perhaps far better than you realized my brother Nanbread.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 17 Jun 2003 13:06:24 GMT)

Re: PBH - More to a Woman

Indeed, there may be more to a woman than her looks, but I don't give a rip about how she is "on the inside" (or anywhere else for that matter) when I go for chikan. I don't buttfuck ugly chicks . . . period.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 00:55:47 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Hall of Fame

Wow! Just the thing we need Master Ayashi! A place where it's easy to get at the writings of the best Ayashi BBS contributors over the years! Many nice improvemnets have been added in 2003. First, a search engine. Then, the map/ethnography. Now, a Hall of Fame!

Initially, I thought that maybe it should just be about the stories. Now, however, I think that including the commentary of the Hall of Famers is, perhaps, just as important.

I assume you will eventually add this to the mainpage so that you can go directly from there right to the Hall of Fame? Also, some of my best stories are missing since it only goes to April 2003. I hope you will be able to fix whatever problem there is so that those stories may be included as well. Thanks!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 01:12:45 GMT)

Hall of Fame Candidates

I vote for all candidates listed for the initial "class." And doing it in alphabetical order is best. It's not about boasting about who is the greatest. It's all about a collection of the submissions of the best writers.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 01:53:28 GMT)

Missing Stories/Commentary

Here is a list of the titles of my best missing submissions:

1. Attempted Buggery
2. At The Library
3. The Shogun Hits Paydirt Again!
4. Re:Nanbread - Hot Doggin It
5. More on Hot Dogs
6. Re:Carlos - Chikan Movie Director
7. A Chikan Comedy Film
8. Re:Ritz - Concert
9. Chikan versus Anal Sex

Can these items also be included? Maybe you will be able to pick up everything from April 2003 on once you get things fixed, but these are what I consider to be the best of what's left from me so far.

Black Shogun

PS Jay has some damn good stories! Glad they are all in one easy place for reading now.

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 09:26:31 GMT)

Re:Jay - Summer Sanitarium

Good pick Jay! I hope to have my own story to tell about that :-) Concert of the year so far I think . . . at least as far as crowds go.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 10:05:52 GMT)

MASHER Controversy?

In the Hall of Fame, there is a piece allegedly submitted by MASHER on November 24, 2001 entitled "A Guide to Groping in London." After reading many submissions made by MASHER, I do not believe that particular submission was made by him.

There are some clues, even if just little things. First of all, MASHER had a distinctive kind of writing style. It was quite unique to him. The submiss

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Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 14:17:20 GMT)

Re: London Masher (Masher?) - Stores

I would think that unless there's a crowd, stores would be less than desirable for groping and make for a "high risk" challenge. There is rarely enough of a "tight" crowd and you may be easily identified by your "subject," as well as the many pairs of roving eyes around. On top of that, there are normally closed circuit television cameras everywhere!

If you did as you say you did for as l

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Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 15:00:53 GMT)

Re: London Sex Machine - Bum Brothel

Wow LSM! You have a brothel in London devoted exclusively to bum fucking??? Are those buttfuck whores . . . I mean girls :-) . . . clean and attractive? How much for a shag up their arses?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 15:10:03 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Hall of Fame

Master Ayashi, when are you going to put the Hall of Fame information on the mainpage? Already, it is getting lost in all the other posts. Also, what about missing stories and commentary since April 2003?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 18:11:27 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Sources

Nan, where did you get that stuff from? I remember reading it somewhere else. You should cite your sources. I know that Master Ayashi prefers that as well.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 19:54:49 GMT)

Re:Nanbread - My Time Has Come

Good luck to you nanbread! Go in peace my friend. I hope to follow you soon. Indeed, I'm already planning it.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 20:24:50 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Leaving

I'm not going anywhere just yet Dr. Iron Dick. Not just yet. However, the Shogun's time too will come. The time will come when the Shogun must "retire" and depart from this place. But not yet Dr. Iron Dick. Not yet. But soon enough. I will let you know.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Jun 2003 22:00:50 GMT)

Jay Is A Chikan

Jay, you know how I know you are a true chikan? It's because you talk about stuff that other true chikans know! For example, you know how to pick THE BEST concerts for chikan action. Also, every real chikan knows that Spencer's and Kay-Bee Toys in a mall are good stores for chikan!

They are always small and have the same kind of layout with narrow aisles! I bummed a girl in a Spencer's once. It was nothing great to write about . . . not one of my smashing experiences . . . but it happened. There was this guy demonstrating some thing, and a small group of people gathered. With that store being so small with such narrow aisles, it was possible to do a little light chikaning.

Jay knows chikan. Jay is a chikan, and I do not question his stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 20 Jun 2003 01:53:24 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Log In

I like that idea Gentlebrush. We should do what we can to build and protect the board's integrity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 20 Jun 2003 14:52:57 GMT)

Re: Christina

Kicked more "decent looking" girlfriends to the curb than you can shake a stick at. May have looked "decent" but wasn't going to allow them to bring their fucked up complications into my life and ruin it. I can do that on my own if I wish :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 20 Jun 2003 15:11:08 GMT)

Interesting Observation

I find it interesting that some guys can come on here and call everything lies and fairy tales, while all our ocassional female visitors seem to automatically conclude that what's written is true! LOL! Is there some reason why women seem to be more willing to believe why guys do not want to? Well, which is which? Who is telling the truth and who is fibbing? Only God knows.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 20 Jun 2003 16:03:35 GMT)

Re: Vancouver Chikan - Interesting Observation

HAHAHAHA! That explanation works for me Vancouver Chikan :-) Thanks!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 20 Jun 2003 22:40:10 GMT)

Re: Terrence - First Experience

Thanks for the story Terrence! Very well-written and good detail. Hope you will share more. We need more writers like you.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 21 Jun 2003 15:51:30 GMT)

Gentlebrush & Master Ayashi - Login ID

I like your idea Gentlebrush. It keeps this forum very open, and it would prevent people from coming on here and using other people's names. If somebody would like to come on as just a "guest" and post, then fine. But if they are going to have a name like "Black Shogun" or whatever, then they must use their login ID to post on this board.

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Black Shogun (Sat 21 Jun 2003 20:17:51 GMT)

Re: Terrance - Basketball Game

Nice story Terrrance, but weren't you a bit nervous about just going back to your seat? I mean, one of them could have made a police report, and they could have then been on the lookout for you in the arena. Either then, or another time.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 21 Jun 2003 21:17:36 GMT)

Re: Terrance

I see. That makes sense. I have developed my techniques to where I can automatically get a target to believe that it was another guy who grabbed her ass. For example, if I'm passing a girl on her right in a crowd, I may use my left hand to grab her left bum cheek . . . immediately she will look to her left and blame the guy(s) standing on her left for the butt grab. In the meantime, I'm off and into the crowd, often stealing a quick look back to see her blame another :-)

Dastardly Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 21 Jun 2003 21:27:01 GMT)

Re: Jay - Who Done It

I know. Exactly. It's just that Terrance said the second woman turned and looked at him as if she was accussing him. At least, that's the way I initially took his story. He has since explained further.

By the way, I love to do the "reach around." I did it last weekend :-) There were two hot blondes in front of me in a pack, and I was bumming one of them. We got separated as people we

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Black Shogun (Mon 23 Jun 2003 17:22:26 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Christina

Don't tell her anything Nan. If she wants to be an antagonist, then she gets what she asks for.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 23 Jun 2003 19:18:08 GMT)

Re: Ricky Merry

I read an article that talked about that very thing Ricky Merry. President Clinton is a chikan :-) And who remembers Trudeau? The Canadian politician who used to openly pat and squeeze women on the buttocks? Everybody wants to envision some dirty, unaccomplished loser. Go ahead with those thoughts . . . go right ahead.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Jun 2003 01:11:25 GMT)

Re: jay - Leaving

You're absolutely right jay. I plan to have some all new stories in July. And I know you'll have at least one too. I look forward to reading it. Make it a good one! See you upon your return.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Jun 2003 02:48:38 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Movies

Master Ayashi, over the last several weeks, you have posted a number of chikan movies. Is it possible to set up a place on the site where all the links to these movies may be gathered together in one place for future access? Perhaps you could set up a "Movies Section" accessible from the mainpage?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Jun 2003 14:49:27 GMT)

Mexican Gropers

I find the Mexican groper to be one of the most aggressive and accomplished in all the Nation of Chikan. Perhaps their style is drawn from that of their many great prize fighters . . . always coming forward with great bravado and courage. Well, maybe not so much courage :-)

When I was in Mexico, I witnessed numerous Mexican men groping the female tourists in bars and nightclubs and gettin

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Black Shogun (Wed 25 Jun 2003 00:33:43 GMT)

Re: Man of the Month for June

I second X. I vote for Terrance.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 25 Jun 2003 16:32:33 GMT)

Halfway Point

Well my fellow chikans, we have reached the halfway point for the year 2003. There have been some good stories written this year thus far, and a handful of good new contributors have shown up on the scene. People such as Opportunist, Meilin, Kass, and Terrance. Nanbread the Hall of Famer has decided to call it quits.

Over the second half of the year, Shogun intends to return exclusively to what he does best and what the readers demand that he do. Namely, write more great stories about the practice of chikan! No more time for nonsense. Time is running out on 2003.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 26 Jun 2003 15:12:14 GMT)

Gentlebrush's Idea

This is EXACTLY why we need to implement Gentlebrush's idea for a login ID. That way, people will be blocked from stealing somebody else's identity. They can still play games as "guest", but this kind of thing would be prevented.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 26 Jun 2003 23:36:28 GMT)

Re: Webmaster - Login ID

Per Master Ayashi's message, I would recommend that all of you who are serious about contributing to the board get an ID. Let's clean this place up some. Ayashi BBS only gets better and better as the year rolls on!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 27 Jun 2003 13:31:24 GMT)

Re: Guest - ID

There's nothing wrong with writing stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 27 Jun 2003 13:59:19 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Login ID Good?

Master Ayashi, I have spoken to a few people off-board who are strongly opposed to the idea of a login ID. They believe it will make posting unecessarily burdensome. Also, some are concerned with privacy matters. They believe that these problems will lead to lower contribution to the board and do not want the login ID. Gentlebrush's idea sounds good in theory, but maybe it is not the best thing to implement right now as it will have a "chilling effect." At least that's how some people feel. Maybe others here have an opinion to share on the board? We already know what "guest's" is :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 27 Jun 2003 15:08:56 GMT)

Gentlebrush's Idea

I can no longer accept your idea "Gentleman Brush." I will not participate at this time. The Shogun has some more good material for stories. However, if there is a new login requirement, I will not take part. Nor will I post my stories as simply "guest." Sorry Brush, but I must pull the rug out from under you now. It's nothing personal. Just consider it politics :-) We do not have the support.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 27 Jun 2003 16:04:35 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Ayashi BBS Improvements

Actually, this has been a pretty good year overall for improvements to Ayashi BBS. Master Ayashi is not one to rest on his laurels, and was eager to make improvements. Perhaps there were a few false starts at the beginning of 2003, but by listening to what people wanted and going more gradually, Master Ayashi got some things right.

The site had gotten big enough that it really needed a se

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Black Shogun (Fri 27 Jun 2003 23:09:49 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - ID

Hmmmmm . . . I'll have to see what you're talking about Master Ayashi. Sounds a bit complicated. Might be easier just to give all registered users the one title . . . "registered member" . . . then allow them to post under their handle. But what do I know? I'm not the technically knowledgeable one.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 28 Jun 2003 16:13:30 GMT)

Re: xyz_art - Groping While Sleeping

No sir, I do not have any stories regarding that specific subject. I find it kind of interesting as well. I guess gropers find many different ways to do what they do. I hope to have some all new stories for readers in July.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 28 Jun 2003 22:02:01 GMT)

Re: Dirty Uncle - Straighten a Few Things

I am very, very much like our favorite "Dirty Uncle." I am not married, but I have dated a number of attractive women over the years, even a few "head turners." I haven't found anybody to settle down with . . . the "right one", but I will keep trying. I haven't tried of late due to some professional considerations I'm addressing.

Speaking of professional considerations, I earned quite a

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Black Shogun (Sat 28 Jun 2003 22:16:12 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Login Alternatives

Master Ayashi, I suppose it really doesn't matter since anybody who is determined to misappropriate the identity of another will be able to do so by getting around the system.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 28 Jun 2003 22:43:52 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Why Are Women Bitchy

Dr. Iron Dick, you have to like yourself before anybody else will. This holds true when dealing with all people, not just women. So, if there is something about yourself that you don't like, deal with it if it gets in the way of your relationships with other people. Whether the problem is chikaning or whatever, own up to it and conquer it.

Find activities that you like to do and pursue t

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Black Shogun (Mon 30 Jun 2003 16:48:25 GMT)

Re: PBH - Login ID

When you register PBH, please make a post so that we can see what it looks like :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 03 Jul 2003 15:29:16 GMT)

Ayashi BBS is Superior

Ayashi BBS is superior to any other board dealing with chikan in all the world. And things only get better in 2003 with the addition of a search engine, an ethnography, a hall of fame, a quitters board, and a login ID option. Also, a movie section is on the way. No other can compete with Ayashi BBS. Master Ayashi, you should indicate on the main page that the login ID option is available. Otherwise, new readers may not know about it for quite a while.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 04 Jul 2003 05:32:46 GMT)

Re: X - The Amazing Race

Did anybody see the episode of The Amazing Race that X told us about? It was great! Plenty of Indian men squeezing blonde butts and fondling titties on packed trains. Thanks for the tip on the program X! Enjoyed seeing that.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 04 Jul 2003 05:55:51 GMT)

Re: Horatio - The Amazing Race

Ooops. Sorry about that Horatio! Yeah, that Milly probably got it good. Wasn't she the virgin? LOL. By the way, I'll have a great story for you guys tomorrow. Buggered the daylights out of a cute redhead :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 04 Jul 2003 16:55:49 GMT)

Crack Snacks

The height of the concert season always offers up a feeding frenzy for the chikan who likes such events. This year was no different as many shows were scheduled, all guaranteed to pack um in. The Shogun carefully picked the best shows most suited to his tastes. If his last show was any indicator, then it is clear he has made good picks indeed!

I arrived my customary ahead of time to get

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Black Shogun (Fri 04 Jul 2003 17:25:01 GMT)

Crack Snacks Conclusion

Sorry! I got so excited that I hit send before the story was finished! Anyway, I was rubbing the redhead's pussy with my index finger. Next, I went back into the tomahawk chop and rubbed the edge of my hand all between her legs against her pussy and buttcrack. I could feel the heat coming from between her soft, young legs, and this made my dick start to get hard again!

I decided to butt

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Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 05:00:22 GMT)

Re: Chikaner - Reconciliation

I appreciate and accept your offering of peace Chikaner. And I want to say something right now. To everybody who may be reading. I know I have been a strong personality on this board with many opinions. Strong personalities who express many opinions attract a lot of attention . . . from both fans and detractors alike . . . regardless of the walk of life involved. That's fine. I understand th

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Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 14:08:28 GMT)

Re: PBH - True Bliss

Thanks for your words PBH. In 6 months or so, I will be interested in hearing a lot more on what you have to say regarding the illusory pleasures of chikan versus true bliss. Your detailed views on the subject would be useful to me, and indeed to all of us, who decide that they would like to curtail their involvement in the practice of chikan. I hope that you will find the time to start writing more often. Perhaps on the quitters board? Your wisdom and insights into self-control are needed.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 15:22:13 GMT)

Terrorism at Concert

This would ruin your bum humping pleasure for certain:

MOSCOW (July 5) - A series of explosions, including one apparently set off by a woman suicide bomber, shook a rock festival on Moscow's outskirts Saturday, killing at least 13 people.

The city prosecutor's office declared the blasts to be terrorism, the Interfax news agency reported.

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Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 17:21:28 GMT)

Nobel Laureate Kenzaburo Oe'

Has anybody heard of the Japanese author Kenzaburo Oe'? He won the Nobel Prize for Literature (in 1994 I believe) for a book he wrote called "Seventeen/J." It's two stories. In the story "J", he writes of how a Japanese man turns to chikan for his perverted pleasure. Since the book was received well enough to land Oe' a Nobel Prize, I will definitely have to read it sometime. I think after I retire :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 17:33:43 GMT)

Re: Kenzaburo Oe' - Correction

Actually, I think he won the award 2 years before "Seventeen/J" was published. But the point is that here you have a widely acclaimed author doing a work on the subject of chikan. It's a must read for me. Apparently, there is another book out there written by a real chikan, but it has not been translated from the Japanese text.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 18:01:21 GMT)

Interested In Oe' The Author?

The Nobel Prize for Literature came in 1994 for "The Silent Cry: A Novel." The book "17/J" was published two years later in 1996. Here's a link:http://almaz.com/nobel/literature/1994a.html

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 05 Jul 2003 23:30:15 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Chikan Authors Oe & Yamamoto

Master Ayashi, are you familiar with the chikan books written by Oe and Yamamoto? Have you read either of them? If so, how do they compare? Is the book by Yamamoto good enough that it would be worth it to me to commission somebody to translate it for me? Assuming that the book is even available, that is.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 06 Jul 2003 23:28:13 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Oe & Yamamoto

Master Ayashi, I have purchased Oe's book since it was easy to find. Is Yamamoto's book still available? If so, how can it be found? Perhaps I now have incentive to learn a new language :-)(I know Japanese is a VERY difficult language to learn!). An alternative to learning Japanese would be for me to buy the book, and then hire a translator here.

Also, you mentioned that Yamamoto made some movies. Are those movies of the same type you have posted here and that can be easily found elsewhere? Or, are they much better and more "real"? Are his movies available for purchase anywhere? Please advise me on this matter. Thanks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 07 Jul 2003 23:10:24 GMT)

Webmaster Ayashi - Movie Section & Books

I see the movie section is now here Webmaster Ayashi. You have made tremendous advancements this year with your site! As for myself, since Yamamoto's book is out of print, I guess I will have to settle on reading only Oe's. That's better than I could have ever imagined since I did not fathom a book being written about chikan. I never even fathomed a site like this!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 07 Jul 2003 23:28:07 GMT)

Re: LordHaveMercy

When you say the "New York area", I don't know if you mean the City or not, but from what I have heard, the NYC subway system during rush hour in the mornings and afternoons is the best. I spoke to one guy on another site who told me he rides the subway at busy times just to do what he calls "tittin." That would be rubbing up against female titties :-)

Also New Year's Eve, sporting events

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Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 14:20:14 GMT)

Re: Horatio - New York City

Horatio you sound like somebody who posted here once who went by "Krakken." Are you him?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 18:13:17 GMT)

Re: LordHaveMercy - Manhattan

Use the search engine . . . do a search on "Manhattan" and see what you come up with.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 21:46:18 GMT)

Concerts, Girls, Ovulation & Orgasms

Here's a report from some research that suggests that young women can get so excited about an upcoming concert that they start to ovulate the night before the show. Then, on the day of the show, they can even experience "vaginal dampness." Scroll down to the section beginning with "rock concert mania."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 22:13:17 GMT)

Re: Chikaner - Suicide Girls

Discussions about concert butthumping: http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/15669/page1/

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 22:41:45 GMT)

Concert Butthumper Caught

Check out this story: http://www.thestranger.com/2002-10-03/city2.html

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jul 2003 23:04:42 GMT)

Re: Guests - One More & A Girl Likes It Too

The last two messages posted by "guests" come from the suicide girls discussion on concert butt humping. Check it out.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 09 Jul 2003 00:03:17 GMT)

Re: Chikaner - Concert Butthumper Caught

It must be pointed out that this guy was a "marked man." First of all, it just so happens that he humped the author of the article and her friends! Then, BY CHANCE, she saw him again at an outdoor show . . . STANDING NEXT TO HER . . . with his dick out!

The guy had been reported as a problem elsewhere, and had gotten arrested. He was also a marked man because had a reporter on his tail.

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Black Shogun (Wed 09 Jul 2003 00:19:23 GMT)

Re: Horatio/Krakken

It was a combination of three things: NYC location; interest in upskirts; interest in observing chikans. Those were the same things "Krakken" wrote about. Also, a previous piece on observing a chikan at work on New Year's Eve. That chikan sure didn't seem to get much :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 09 Jul 2003 08:06:45 GMT)

Re: Chikaner - Groping America

The Groping America films are some of the worst films I have ever seen in my life, groping or otherwise. They are obvious fakes (no effort even made to make them appear real) and they make Japanese chikan film makers look like 100 times the professionals. I strongly recommend that chikans stay away from these pathetic excuses for "groping" films. Gentlebrush has seen these movies too and also knows they stink.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 09 Jul 2003 16:19:06 GMT)

Groping America

Lucky for me I never actually bought any of those stupid movies. I just had downloaded some trailers, and they sucked. Like you said . . . guys sitting there in the plain open smiling at a chick while he tries to "grope" her. Stay away from these sorry pictures chikans.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Jul 2003 00:31:44 GMT)

Re: Guest - Contribution from a Guest

So, you got spermies on a woman's leg . . . and she knew it was you? And just wiped it away with a napkin??? Assuming this is true, wouldn't you be afraid of becoming a marked man? Especially if riding the same bus on the same routes?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Jul 2003 00:55:48 GMT)

Re: Chikaner - Chikan in Trains

I bet the trains weren't even crowded in that city were they? Was his dick out too? Dumb fuck.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Jul 2003 14:29:51 GMT)

Re: LordHaveMercy - Steps of a Successful Chikan

At this stage of the game, given my impending retirement, I have no desire to give anybody tips on how to be a successful chikan. I'm planning to go to the other side . . . the quitter's board. Having said that, I will give you one piece of advice. Quit while you're ahead.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 10 Jul 2003 18:09:34 GMT)

On The Subject of Quitting Chikan

For a more reasoned and balanced view, please check out "To The Chikan Nation - An Open Address."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 11 Jul 2003 05:18:07 GMT)

Being a Shogun of Chikan is Hard

It's tough and lonely being at the top. And the higher up you get in any profession, be it the "practice of chikan" or whatever, the uglier it all gets.

I shall defend my "title" of SHOGUN for only 5 1/2 months more. After that time, all you jealous, bloody bastard detractors won't have the Shogun to kick around anymore on this mainboard.

I helped raise the standard in story writing here and get a number of other things in place. You detractors can go back to reading mostly poorly written, shitty stories that one could never believe because you can't even understand three quarters of them in the first place. You try to entertain, and all too many people do is piss and moan. No good deed goes unpunished.

Dastardly Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 11 Jul 2003 07:17:45 GMT)

5 1/2 & Done

How many times do I have to say it? My problem is with people who doubt and challenge things OF WHICH THEY HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE. Let me say it slowly . . . PEOPLE . . . WHO CRITICIZE . . . THINGS . . . OF WHICH THEY HAVE . . . NO KNOWLEDGE. How many times do I have to say it??? And I'm tired of people who claim to be raising "slight doubt" who act as if they should be immune from counter-criticis

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Black Shogun (Fri 11 Jul 2003 15:55:35 GMT)

Re: Guest - My Stories

Thank you for your appreciation of my stories "guest." You know, there was a time when I really enjoyed writing here and sharing my experiences. But after about 8 months of writing on the board, I feel that I am growing weary of Ayashi BBS.

For one thing, I suppose the sheer, unprecedented volume (admittedly of uneven quality) has a lot to do with it. Also, I find myself virtually the on

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Black Shogun (Fri 11 Jul 2003 22:23:05 GMT)

Re: Webmaster Ayashi - Privacy Guidelines and Senseless Dispute

Well Master Ayashi, I'm glad you see no privacy violation on my part. And as I gave you my pledge, I'm done with "Chikaner." As you have indicated, "ass" is something the chikan wants to grope. And for the meantime, that's the best way for me to deal with my obviously angry and irate detractors . . . I'll BUTTFUCK some more pretty ASS in my final days as THE SHOGUN. Then write about it to the delight of loyal readers and the frustration of anybody else.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jul 2003 04:35:15 GMT)

Another Incredible Concert Experience

Well my chikans, tonight was quite a night. I attended the second in a series of upcoming concerts and jammed two hot teen girls between in their buttocks cheeks, both of them friends . . . and left spunk on each ass (and shoulders too . . . I'll have to explain that one). But that's two count um two count um TWO . . . asses creamed! One brunette and one blonde.

It's late tonight, so the story will have to come in the next day or so. Please look for my newest story which shall be entitled "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)". There will even be just a little in there for you guys who love it when women don't like it. Not a whole lot, but some. "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)." Hehehehe

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jul 2003 14:11:39 GMT)

Re: Ass Humper

Can you translate Rickye's story for us? My Spanish is not good enough to undertstand it all.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jul 2003 21:32:53 GMT)

The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)

The feeding frenzy continued with yet another concert staged by yet another big time band. The Shogun was a bit concerned with this show because it was being held at the same venue where he had made such a “big splash” on that redhead’s young, plum buttocks. Rarely does Shogun go to see a concert at the same venue more than twice in the same year, and even so, the time between shows would normal

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Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jul 2003 21:36:51 GMT)

Re: Ass Humper - Translation

Thanks Ass Humper. I really should study my Spanish. Been thinking about it. But I think "AAHHHHHHHH" can be understood in any language :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 00:48:26 GMT)

At Da Show

This is the story of how Shogun became a chikan (it started with concerts) and as a result, "addicted to crack." It also addresses a decision he made to quit it, and his current struggle with the very present realization that he ultimately must do so. The story is set to a song by the artist 50 Cent called "In Da Club" from his popular CD "Get Rich Or Die Tryin."


Go! Go!

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Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 02:11:22 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Having Second Thoughts

Gentlebrush, all I can say is that having those second thoughts is a good thing.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 03:13:10 GMT)

Here Comes The Bride!

When a woman is about to get married, there is a ritual in many different cities where her female friends will take her out bar hopping before her big day. The bride-to-be can be identified by the bridal piece that she wears on her head.

One of Shogun's favorite things to do when he happens upon such a party in a bar is to sample the "bridal buttcrack." Many times Shogun has managed to get behind the bride-to-be in the bar and probe his "thingie" into her gap, thus sampling what the groom has chosen to marry.

There was one time where the Shogun did this, and the bride leaned forward and whispered something to one of her friends. That friend then looked at me with a face of total disgust. Then they both turned and walked away.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 14:41:57 GMT)

Re: Kass - Attacked By Woman!!

Kass, in all my years, I have only been what I consider to be "attacked" once by a woman. It was not that long ago either, and I wrote about it in the story "At Ease Men!" Use the search engine to check it out.

One time many years ago, I grabbed a girl's butt and she playfully asked, "Did you pinch me?" Then she gave me a "playful" push on the shoulder, then went on her way. But that sa

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Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 19:54:04 GMT)

Re: Guest - Bad Boy

I have had my dick out at strip clubs too . . . damn straight . . . bitch gonna get more than my money. There was one blonde that I regulary got cum on . . . including her leg. She won't dance with me now anymore :-) Another time, a part of my shaft was in this young girl's "gap" and she didn't even know it! I fought hard not to explode between her cheeks and give the secret away. What technique do you use? Do you spunk on your stripper girls?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 21:05:54 GMT)

The Story of "J " by Kenzaburo Oe

In a few weeks, I hope to give the community a short review of the fictional chikan story written by Nobel Laureate Kenzaburo Oe. The story is promoted as follows, "In J, our protagonist's erotic excitement comes as a 'chikan' one who rubs himself against women on crowded trains rather than participating in the drab everyday world, which he feels would only be self-deception. He can only feel complete while attaining 'the absolute ecstasy of total action.' Of course this action of sexual assault can bring arrest, disgrace, and imprisonment. As always, Oe treats his subjects not with pity or disdain, but with sympathy."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 21:16:39 GMT)

Chikan Gone Mad (Or Just Plain Rapist)?

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (July 14) - Police were searching for a man Monday who they say sexually assaulted an 11-year-old girl at a Target store, threatened her with a knife and moved her from department to department before releasing her.

A surveillance video from the suburban Charleston store before the assault showed the man watching the girl while her mother was shopping in another area, said

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Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jul 2003 23:21:15 GMT)

Re: Contribution From Guest - Gospel/Religious Concerts

No Guest, I am not surprised by what you say. In fact, I have seen the crowds at such concerts on TV and determined that humping would be possible at such gatherings.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jul 2003 18:31:55 GMT)

Re: Guest - Strip Club Techniques

In the winter time I'm like you. I wear thin sweat pants and a long shirt. In the summer time it's thin shorts. Only, I usually wear underwear for support, after having pulled them down in front to free up my tool :-) And nobody should think that stripper girls don't know what guys do either. They know cuz they told me so, but most don't care. At least not mine.

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Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jul 2003 21:50:46 GMT)

Fish & Chips Speaks Again

Welcome back Fish & Chips! I hope things turned out OK for you. I was wondering. Anyway, looks like you had some pretty brutal experiences there. Sounds like you were being just too plain aggressive and obvious in situations that did not call for that.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 17 Jul 2003 02:52:51 GMT)


SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (July 16) - A man suspected of posing as a security guard to sexually assault an 11-year-old girl at a Target store was captured Wednesday as he left a lawyer's office in Kentucky, authorities said.

Later in the day, Allen Dwayne Coates was booked in a similar incident involving a 9-year-old girl at a Wal-Mart store in Kentucky.

Coates, 37, of Irvington, Ky.,

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Black Shogun (Thu 17 Jul 2003 02:55:29 GMT)

Re: Poem/Strip Clubs

You should listen to the song by 50 Cent. That way, you'll have a better idea of how the story goes. And yes, we have lap dances here, among other things.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 19 Jul 2003 15:58:47 GMT)

Re: Bob Harms - Lapping

Interesting . . . last night I went to a strip club and one of my favorite blondes was giving me a dance in a dark corner. She took my dick out of my shorts and underwear and started jackin me off! She would dribble her saliva onto my dick and wank me and talk like a filthy slut!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 22 Jul 2003 23:32:27 GMT)

Re: GirlsOnMyMind

Sorry my friend, but I am not a Londoner.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 24 Jul 2003 00:51:34 GMT)

Re: Dirty Uncle - Motor Show/Link to Pic

Too bad you didn't SPUNK on those butt cheeks. Not enough time I guess.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Jul 2003 05:08:36 GMT)

Review of the story of "J" by Kenzaburo Oe

I recently finished reading the above mentioned story, and here's my take on it. First, the story comes in two parts. In part one, which is 61 pages long and makes no mention of chikan, the writer tells of J's background. He is the son of the president of a steel company. You learn of J's failed marriages, his infidelity, and something of his sexual inclinations.

In part two, which is 5

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Black Shogun (Mon 28 Jul 2003 05:12:19 GMT)

Re: AssGrabbinChris

Thanks for all the links man. I'll have to check all of those out. I had looked up plenty of sites on S. America before, but was able to find the most on Colombia and Argentina. Brazil has hot babes too though.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 28 Jul 2003 05:22:22 GMT)

Man of the Month for July

For the stories "Crack Snacks", "Crack Snacks Conclusion", "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)", "At Da Show", and "Grab Um In The Biscuits!" (coming tomorrow), I cast a vote for myself.

That's right. I'll have one more story before the month is through. At the hugest concert of the season, I buttfucked a phat ass country ass blonde and spermed on her bubble butt cheeks (and more)! I mean,

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Black Shogun (Mon 28 Jul 2003 05:42:20 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Chikan Convention in London

Cute. Perhaps you will win a Nobel Prize for Literature for that . . . NOT!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 29 Jul 2003 06:20:03 GMT)

Grab Um In The Biscuits!

Now my chikans listen. There are several types of “biscuit crackers” that may be found on a woman’s body. For example, some of my favorites are “booty biscuits”, “titty biscuits”, and “cootchie biscuits”. At the biggest concert of the year, I was determined to be as aggressive as I needed to be in order to grab as many hot bitches in their “biscuits” as I could. And I especially wanted to cop

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Black Shogun (Tue 29 Jul 2003 18:16:46 GMT)

Stones Roll Into Canada

I hear that the Rolling Stones will be headlining a concert in Toronto tomorrow expected to attract 500,000 people! Can you imagine all the fine bitch BUTT CHEEKS that will be there to be bummed? Not only will that concert provide plenty of action, but there will be some additional benefits to be had as well. For one, the subway system is expected to be jam packed full of people. So, the professional mass transit booty humpers should have a field day too! People are expected to be EVERYWHERE! Is a good, deep ASS FUCK perpetrated on a hot bitch worth the risk of SARS??? HEEELLLLL YEAH!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 29 Jul 2003 18:33:12 GMT)

More on Dinner In The Dark

Check out the link guys. I would probably be thrown out for shoving my dick . . . and my nose . . . between a blonde's bum cheeks :-) Here it is at www.dinnerinthedark.com (check out the smiling blondes . . . I'd ass fuck every last single one of them!). Ahhhh if only I lived in New York . . . . There's always the possibility of a little visit :-)))

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 30 Jul 2003 14:34:30 GMT)

Re: Gropeman - New York Subway

Use the search engine man. Use the search engine and do a search on "New York Subway". Somebody already wrote a good piece on what you're looking for. I've read it.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 01 Aug 2003 14:52:12 GMT)

Re: PBH - 8th Street Latina Babes

You're slow my friend! That site has been a known entity for latina babe booty lovers for a good while now :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 01 Aug 2003 21:51:15 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - July Award

Thank you Master Ayashi. I must say that this one is the sweetest one of them all. How in the hell am I ever gonna stop all of this buttfucking???

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 02 Aug 2003 22:37:58 GMT)

English Lass Ass

I want to read stories about rude English bitches being porked up the arse in all types of settings.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 02 Aug 2003 22:42:51 GMT)

Intent Of A Woman

Most women, even so-called "liberarted ones", are looking for somebody to take care of their asses both financially and emotionally. They think their mouths and pussy holes (and sometimes buttholes) are worth it. To hell with that.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 02 Aug 2003 22:45:34 GMT)

Value Of The Dick

Isn't the dick worth something too? I mean, if she brings the pussy and you bring the dick, it's all even the way I see it. So, a chick better bring something else to the table besides her cootchie and her buttcheeks and 2 or 3 kids if she wants the hook-up.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 13:09:39 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper

I like your analysis Ozzi. I share many similar thoughts with you on the matter.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 16:23:53 GMT)

Heather Comes Hither

If you all want Heather to speak and be a regular contributor, then be nice and don't call her names and stuff. It's not like she's coming here and talking a bunch of shit. Say, like that one Christina was. And it's not like she's your girl or anything either :-) Of course, some of you perverts just can't help yourselves can you??? Save it for our stories.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 19:35:50 GMT)

Here's To Heather

Well Heather, some in this room, including myself, can be brutally honest when it comes to telling a story, but I don't know about the "classy" part. But then again, who said chikan was supposed to be classy? And who said you were referring to me :-)))??? Anyway, it's like Ozzi said. You have a chikan experience, then you go back to your normal life.

Black Shogun

PS Don't talk bad about her guys or call her a "whore." She's not a whore just because she enjoys a good rub or a feel every now and then from a guy who she finds attractive. We should only wish there were more like her . . . would keep people who can act sensibly out of trouble.

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 20:41:33 GMT)

Re: Heather - Chikan & MSN Chat

"Chikan" is the Japanese word for a "pervert." Oh and, I don't have MSN Chat . . . but I will be getting it . . . and looking for you. I had seen a post from a "Heather" from way back when who said she liked black men. I wondered if you were one and the same. Maybe . . . maybe not. The thing about it that was surprising is that whoever that "Heather" was . . . she was close to where I am. At least at the time she posted she was . . . .

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 21:31:29 GMT)

Re: Heather - Close To Where I Am

I mean where I live. We can discuss later.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 03 Aug 2003 22:30:13 GMT)

Heather - MiniSkirtChic

Hi Heather. I downloaded MSN Messenger and looked for you, but I guess you weren't on. Any particular time you are usually on so that I can look for you? Would love to chat. Thanks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 04 Aug 2003 02:22:24 GMT)

Re: Heather - 20s Group

I found your group Heather, but I'm just getting back home. It's about 10:15 eastern now. Was at a meeting when you left your last message. Perhaps tomorrow evening?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 04 Aug 2003 02:43:08 GMT)


Heather, let me know that next time you will be on MSN one evening and I will try to be around and find you. I normally would have been around tonight. I already found the group. Just let me know what time, then I'll find you and invite you to join a private chat so that we can talk for a bit. I'm like Ozzi when it comes to the main chatrooms . . . I hate um.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 04 Aug 2003 12:12:49 GMT)

Faith Versus Probability

That's not a matter of faith but one of probability or liklihood. You may be correct that it depends on "whether she is willing or not", but the simple truth is what everybody reading this, including yourself, knows to be true. It's a rare day in hell when a woman will nonchalantly wipe away semen deposited upon her by a stranger! So, maybe what you wrote is true. I'll give people some benefit of the doubt. But, you can't fault people for questioning something like that, especially when the doubt is raised by people who have been frotting for years. Anything is possible . . . but how likely is it really? Not highly.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 04 Aug 2003 14:49:44 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Faith Versus Probability

I wasn't assuming that you were thinking about me when you wrote of "nonbelievers." And yes indeed. Sometimes, a rare day in hell does occur.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 03:56:57 GMT)

Jealousy Breeds Contempt - Mine :-)

More jealous imposters. And too bad, but I already won for July :-) The untitled message at 2:23:14 GMT was not from me Master Ayashi. Please delete. I couldn't wait for the jealous pinheads to come out! Heather asked to speak with me, not the other way around. Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 04:04:51 GMT)

To All The Jealous Fools

I left several public messages just to piss off jerks JUST LIKE YOU . . . and it worked! I knew what I was doing :-))) You can't get a woman to talk to you in real life OR on the message board! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Always thinking 20 steps ahead of you,
"Top" Black Shogun!!!

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 11:49:40 GMT)

Man of the Month Voting

Hardly anybody votes, but Master Ayashi did . . . and that's what counts :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 12:09:13 GMT)

Talking To Heather

Heather, I see the chance to speak with you as a rare, rare opportunity to present itself on this board. Most women who show up here either only want to argue or hurl insults. If they want to go that route, OK. We can play that game. But you seem ready to have some more constructive dialogue, so I'm ready to take you up on it.

I'm interested in knowing how you discovered Ayashi BBS, how

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Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 12:22:52 GMT)

Rare Occurence Leads To Chikan Humanitarianism

I was at a huge outdoor concert once "doing the thing" behind a bubble butt blonde when I noticed that the hair of the girl in front of her had somehow gotten entangled with an earring worn by the blonde . . . in the back of her ear! The attachment of the hair was so solid that I knew that if the movements of the girl in front didn't rip the earring right from the lobe, they would at least cause

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Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 14:21:52 GMT)

Seeking Heather

I'll look for you around 4 p.m. Eastern then Heather dear.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 19:45:33 GMT)

Re: Dirty Uncle - Record Crowd

Hey Unc. Perhaps you should seek out a smaller venue next time hosting a popular band. You might enjoy that even more. As I told somebody before, when it comes to a crowd, it's not just size that matters. Density is more important. A super packed crowd of several hundred can be just as good or better than thousands milling about at a concert.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 05 Aug 2003 22:43:48 GMT)

Re: Ass Grabbin Chris - Links

I checked um out man. They were cool. Lots of good stuff there.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 00:58:53 GMT)

Heather Does Not Come Hither

I'm accessing the chats through MSN Messenger. That is the correct way isn't it? I found the chat to which you referred . . . "20s." Just looked for a friend again . . . "MiniSkirtChic" . . . no Heather to be found :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 01:12:31 GMT)

Re: guest-bad boy

Could be my man. If so, the joke's on me. But not for long. If Heather is the real deal, we'll know for sure soon . . . won't we Heather. LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 01:59:48 GMT)

OK Heather

I've given you my MSN handle . . . if you can't at least instant message me soon, then I (and everybody else) will have to conclude you're full of it. I've given you the benefit of the doubt throughout . . . the ball is now totally in your court. I don't have the time . . . girlfriend :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 02:26:30 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Arm Humper

Yes Gentlebrush. Arm Humper's "thing" is not my "cup of tea" . . . nothing can beat some phat bum cheeks . . . but hats off to him nevertheless for being one of the best at his chikan "specialty."

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 02:45:36 GMT)

Jennifer O'Please!!!

Well now "JenniferO" . . . pray tell. Who exactly was it that you plagiarized this story from? You see, I have read EVERY archived story on this board, and I KNOW I have seen this one before. So, either you are the original author and have decided to "re-publish", or you lifted it from somebody else. I'm betting it's the latter. Hey everybody . . . say hello to JenniferO the PLAGIARIST! If I had the time to look for the original story, I would.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 02:50:15 GMT)

Re: Guest - Subway Ride On The El

Read it already . . . more PLAGIARISM!!! We don't take kindly to that here :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 02:56:12 GMT)

Re: JenniferO - The Subway Ride

I just did a search and somebody going by the name of "JenniferO" wrote a story called "Train Ride", SUBTITLED "The Subway Ride" way back when. Whoever wrote that . . . THAT was the original contributor. Please give credit where credit is due and stop stealing.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 03:01:07 GMT)

Re: Guest (Plagiarist) - Subway Ride On The El

Here's a link to where "Guest's" story about the Chicago El came from http://www.voyeurismstories.com/stories/thesubwayride.html

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 12:35:53 GMT)

Re: Kass - HandsOnExeperience's Story

Yes Kass . . . now THAT'S a story. By the way, where are your new and original contributions Kass?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 13:08:13 GMT)

About Plagiarism

Plagiarism . . . it's a very, very simple thing to commit . . . and avoid. If you write ANYTHING that belongs to somebody else and hold it out to another as your own writing (even simply by not acknowledging where you got it from with mere silence), then you have plagiarized. It's that simple. Ask the many who have been kicked out of university for plagiarism over the decades. As with the law,

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Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 16:18:35 GMT)

Re: Heather - MSN Chat

I'm afraid I won't be looking for you in there again Heather. I've looked before and you're never there. If you want to talk to me, you know how to find me.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 06 Aug 2003 17:54:19 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Heather

Well, I thought it was worth a try brother Nanbread. Imagine . . . having an opportunity to have an open and frank discussion with a woman who you don't know who is ready to converse freely about all aspects of the "practice." Jokes on me. Knew it had to be too good to be true, but I had to see if I could make something extremely rare and unlikely to occur in a forum like this happen. Keeps it all interesting and amuses the "gallery" for sure.

Black Shogun

From The BBC (Wed 06 Aug 2003 23:42:42 GMT)

British Transport Police Arrests One Of It's Own

The British Transport Police has reported to the BBC that it has arrested and charged one of its own inspectors in a sting operation set up to catch crooked policeman. The sting was carried out to conduct surveillance and apprehension of a Transport Police inspector named at press release time only as "Callahan."

Callahan had been selected to head up the Transport Police's crackdown on sex

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British Transport Police (Thu 07 Aug 2003 01:35:05 GMT)

Headquarters Metro Bulletin

Inspector DickInHand(Callahan), will soon be released on his own recognizance pending the outcome of several court hearings related to his arrest for sexual assault. We at headquarters had intially placed Callahan on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of his legal troubles.

However, upon our review of the evidence collected thus far, we have been able to positively confirm that

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From The BBC (Thu 07 Aug 2003 10:56:43 GMT)

Callahan Expected To Plead Guilty

In a statement released today through his solicitor, the BBC has learned that the former Inspector Callahan is expected to plead guilty to charges of sexual assault committed in the London underground. Callahan had been arrested and charged with thrusting his groin into the buttocks of young female commuters riding the packed trains in the tube. Callahan's actions were exactly the type of crime

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From The BBC (Thu 07 Aug 2003 21:46:51 GMT)

Callahan Sentenced

Sentencing was handed down today in the sexual assault case involving former British Transport Police Inspector Callahan. The ex-Inspector had pled guilty to sexual assault charges wherein he was charged with routinely engaging in acts of frottage against female passengers in the London underground. Frottage, or "frotteurism", involves the rubbing of one's body against a stranger for the purpose

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London Daily Mirror (Fri 08 Aug 2003 16:57:52 GMT)

Incarcerated ex-Inspector Found Buggered To Death!!!!


The investigative team at the Daily Mirror has just learned that former British Transport Police Inspector Callahan was found DEAD today in the prison facility's shower/lavatory area for inmates. What is being classified as a murder transpired only days after Callahan began serving a 6 month term for sexual assault in a case t

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 00:05:58 GMT)

Arm Humper Defines A Specialty

Arm Humper, you give new meaning to "put your back into it" with that shoulder humping technique of yours.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 02:18:47 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Defining A Practice

Yes Arm Humper. I know Master Frotteur and consider him to be one of my true friends from this board. In fact, I have a very good memory which always leads me back to the story that he wrote about "shoulder humping", the one to which you made reference, whenever the subject or arm humping comes up.

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 02:33:34 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Rookie of the Year

Master Ayashi,

We have a Man of the Month Award and a Man of the Year Award. We have a Hall of Fame. How about a Rookie of the Year Award? In order to qualify for Rookie of the Year, you wouldn't necessarily have to be relatively inexperienced in chikan (how could we ever verify that anyway?). Rather, you would just have to be brand new to the board . . . never having posted a story before . . . and a consistent writer and producer of good/interesting stories and submissions. Such an award would allow more opportunity to recognize good writing. What do you say to this?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 15:21:38 GMT)

Re: Ozzi - Happy With Any Part?

I have to disagree with you there Ozzi. For me, at the end of the day, the ONLY part of the female anatomy that matters to me when it comes to chikan is BUM CHEEKS (_*_)! PHAT, ROUND . . . MMMM, MMMM, MMMM!!! I could care less about arms, shoulders, legs, thighs, ankles . . . even cootchie and titty "bits." Gimme da CRACK in da BACK RACK. And as you can see, I have been a very committed chikan. For me, any other "part" might only be considered a "bonus." If it wasn't about the BUTT, then it would have done nothing for me. Nada. To each his own.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 15:28:03 GMT)

Question for Experienced Arm Humpers

Many moons ago, we established on this board that about 1 in every 20 women will submit to and enjoy being bum humped. In the estimation of you "arm limb humpers" out there, what is the ratio of "success" in terms of women being willing to accept your advances? Every practice is different.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:01:36 GMT)

Preference For Bums Based On Race

Arm Humper, I do think that there are differences along racial/ethnic lines in terms of a preference for a woman's backside. Now, where these differences come from, all I can say is that it has to be a cultural thing. And what shapes one culture to find one thing attractive and another culture to find some other thing attractive, I don't know. We'd need an anthropologist and/or a sociologist to

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:04:51 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - MF on Success Rates

And as Jay once said to MF, he must be doing something that women don't like. Or, let's face it, many women may not find a particular person to be attractive. You my boy MF, but we gotta analyze it the way we sees it. Even you admitted that these factors could be at play with regard to your humping.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:48:47 GMT)

Women Like It Different Places

There is no question in my mind that women can get aroused from the feel of a stiff, erect penis pressing on many different parts of their bodies. For example, I have had more than one girlfriend tell me that they liked the feel of my hard penis pressed against their stomachs . . . as when we would be standing pressed tightly together and kissing or something.

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 17:52:30 GMT)

The History of Frotting

I always thought frotting started in the stone age when a neanderthal man saw somebody of the other persuasian bending over to collect some water from a river :-))) Anybody remember that scene in Mel Brooks' movie "History of the World"? I know I date myself but . . . .

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 19:59:28 GMT)

Paki Bottom Groper Speaks!

Welcome back PBG! Good to see you again. Liked the little snippet you wrote about the Spanish girl and the Swedish girl. And we've talked about that thin line before . . . the guy in the bar has to be drunk to cop a feel while the chikan does it totally sober . . . and for that, he is labeled an incorrigible sexual deviant and threat to society. Is the drunk arse pincher no less a deviant? It was in him all the while . . . he just needed the alcohol as an excuse to let it out. I see people chikaning in bars and dance clubs all the time.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:18:12 GMT)

"Success Ratio" Versus "Like It Ratio"

I just wanted to make sure that we're comparing apples to apples and oranges to oranges here. The 1 in 20 ratio I mentioned has nothing to do with the "success" of the chikan per se. Rather, it has to do with how often a "butt hump specialist" chikan might expect that the woman might actually like what he is doing and show signs of participating in some fashion, even if small.

Surely, thi

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Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:43:32 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Racial Preference For Plump

You have a point there about a preference for plumpness in women on the African continent, particularly sub-Saharan Africa. However, I note that there was a time in history when the European also desired plumpness and found it to be beautiful.

This depiction of "plump beauty" can be easily seen in the famous (and not so famous) paintings of the European masters (and wannabes) in museums and art galleries. You can quite easily see naked and half-naked plump women being presented as the standard for beauty. Somewhere along the line, things changed for the European.

Black Shogun

PS The only place where I like um plump is in the booty . . . this is what gives women that "bubble butt" or "onion booty" look and appeal.

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 20:47:57 GMT)

The Way It Should Be

Now this, my friends, is how this board should be. Intelligent and interesting discussions related to the practice of chikan . . . with plenty of hot and raunchy original "buttfuck stories" (or whatever anatomy part you like) thrown in to get the blood coursing through those veins! Praise the Lord (or rather Satan I guess) and keep the stories and commentary coming!

Black Shogun!!!

Black Shogun (Thu 07 Aug 2003 23:38:51 GMT)

Chikan Definition Of Success

When it comes to the practice of chikan, what constitutes a "success" can be a very subjective thing, and that's fine. I think that's the way it should be. Every "practice" is different. Now when a woman knows what you are doing and let's you have your way, there can be no doubt that she is "tolerating" your advances. However, I don't think it's fair or legitimate at all to equate "tolerance"

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Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 00:42:41 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Childhood Story

Did you read "Begginings" Arm Humper? If so, what did you think of that story?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 12:32:33 GMT)

Asian Women

Ozzi . . . these Asian women that you chikan . . . are they "Asian" or "Asian American" or "Asian 'something else'"? I don't see any real differences between Asian American women and other American women in terms of tolerance levels. Maybe somebody who has chikaned far more Asian, Asian American, Asian Canadian, etc. knows of differences.

Black Shogun

PS Two of the most beautiful women I have ever met were Asian . . . one Indian and one Japanese.

Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 17:50:05 GMT)

Celebrity Political Candidate Accused Of Groping


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 18:20:35 GMT)

And The "Chunky Chicken Award" Goes Too . . .

Paki Bottom Groper, she may not be blonde, but here's the one I want to do the "chunky chicken" with. Look at Connery trying to inch up on those bum cheeks :-)!!! GAWD I want some British "jerk (fuck) chunky chicken!"

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Black Shogun (Fri 08 Aug 2003 18:35:42 GMT)

Re: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Actually, I once had a girlfriend from Canada who looked like Zeta-Jones . . . facially, bodywise, everything . . . only, her hair was curlier. When we would go to bed, she would turn onto her side and pull her fleshy buttcheeks apart, and then I would bone her DEEP in her "chunky chicken arsehole."

She qualifies as "chunky chicken" in my mind cuz Canada is surely a part of the UK :-) Anyway, sometimes I would close my eyes and fantasize that I WAS in Catherine's poop chute as my boner twitched and shot spermies into my girl's lower intestine.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 00:17:01 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Success

I didn't say it wasn't a success . . . and I didn't say that one should conclude that a woman dislikes what she freely let's you do :-) I said call it a "success" if you will, but absent some form of valid evidence establishing otherwise, you have no legitimate basis for saying that she liked it . . . OR that she disliked it for that matter. It's all normally too ambiguos, which means that concluding that she liked/disliked it is nothing more than a guessing game. I rest.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 03:23:17 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - The Case Revisited

I dismissed that aspect of your argument without addressing it since I find it to be invalid on it's face :-) And again, it's more of the same of you jumping from some posited theory to a conclusion that allegedly supports that theory . . . while leaving out the required analysis in between that may or may not support the conclusion drawn as being valid.

When you do this, I try to do the

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Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 03:51:06 GMT)

Re: Guest - What A Woman Wants

There ya go guest!!! Touche! Women can't even explain how the hell they feel themselves! So how the hell are we supposed to know??? Just grab um in the biscuits!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 11:32:19 GMT)

Campbell's Chunky Soup

Paki Bottom Groper, you have introduced a new concept to me regarding chikan . . . that of the "chunky chicken." I like it so much that it will take several weeks for me to get it out of my head. Why, now everytime that I see a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup, all I can think about is "British Chunky Chicken." Everybody sing along in a little karaoke now (especially you Yanks who know the tune):

Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
Mmmm, Mmmm Good!
RUUUUDE British Chunky Chicken Is

Black Shogun

PS I guess I do have a food fixation . . . "hot dogs" and "biscuits" and "chunky chicken" and "hershey highways" and "crack snacks". For me, I guess chikan has been like some tasty thing to eat.

Black Shogun (Sat 09 Aug 2003 11:58:21 GMT)

Chikan Chicken Girls Classification List

- Bugger a Jamaican girl = "Jerk (fuck) Chicken"

- Bugger a Mexican girl = "Chicken Koo Koo Roo"

- Bugger an African-American girl = "Fried Chicken" (Popeye's got biscuits too)

- Bugger her distant cousin from Liberia = "Chicken Catchitori" (spelling?)

- Bugger a Japanese girl = "Teriyaki Chicken"

- Bugger a Chinese girl = "Stir Fry Chicken"

- Bugger a White girl from Toledo, Ohio = "Baked Chicken"

- Bugger a Thai girl = "Satay Chicken"

- Bugger an Indian girl = "Curry Chicken" (with ghee)

- Bugger a British girl = Chunky Chicken!

Black Shogun (The "Bubba Gump" of Chikan Chicken dishes)

Black Shogun (Mon 11 Aug 2003 21:42:29 GMT)

Re: Tony - Chunky Chicken Women

Tony, "chunky chicken" and "fatties" are not the same. Big difference. You callin Catherine Zeta Jones a "fatty???" No way! But she does have meat in all the right places. The prototype of British/Welsh chunky chicken.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 15 Aug 2003 13:31:51 GMT)

Flash Mobs = Groper Opportunity?


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 15 Aug 2003 22:02:24 GMT)

U.S. Power Outages Lead To Chikan "Power Play"

I'll bet hardened chikans in cities like New York, Toronto, Cleveland, and Detroit had an absolute field day with this. Even in smaller towns like Toledo, OH.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 15 Aug 2003 22:43:26 GMT)

Re: Jay - Concert

Jay, what happened at that big concert you told us that you had bought tickets to?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 15:42:26 GMT)

Recent Stories

I really like parts of some of the stories written recently:

Carlos - Senor Carlos, I like how you dropped money to get a peek up that school girl's skirt and saw her panties stuck in her butt crack. I like that. I have seen guys drop coins and sniff the butt cracks and cootchies of the attractive girls standing in front of them. One of these days, I want to do that, only I will give the

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Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 21:26:58 GMT)

Senor Carlos and Senor Pepe

I like the stories of Senores Carlos and Pepe. These men are my latino chikan brothers, and they both really know how to give it to strange and attractive women/girls in the bum. It is in this that we all enjoy and suffer at the same time from our mutual addictions to the natural and debilitating "drug" known as pretty female "butt" crack.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 21:32:28 GMT)

Feather - OktoberFest

Feather, is OktoberFest a good time to hump and grope German women? Of course, when is it NOT a good time to buttfuck German girls? Hahaha! Seriously though, I would imagine that OktoberFest would be a time of high public drunkeness with "der poopen chutes" of many blonde, Aryan frauleins available for chikan buggery.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 16 Aug 2003 22:09:41 GMT)

On The Road Booty

Last weekend, I visited numerous bars in another city. There, I saw black and white and hispanic guys chikaning women in their butts with their dicks. I did some of this myself, but the best was when I squeezed several sets of buttocks with my hands.

I squeezed one girl's bum and she screamed, "OOHHHHHHH!" Just like in a Dr. Iron Dick story :-) I pinched another girl's booty . . . a blo

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Black Shogun (Sun 17 Aug 2003 18:28:07 GMT)

The Great Blackout of 2003

Can't believe we haven't heard one good blackout story. Were you chikans sleeping on the job or what? Maybe you were all stuck on the 131st floor somewhere.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 18 Aug 2003 16:41:31 GMT)

"Jack The Snipper"

Here's a different kind of pervert . . . wonder if he got any panties?


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 18 Aug 2003 16:45:11 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush Question to Arm Humper

Yes Gentlebrush. The situation you ponder is exactly the same one that got that guy arrested in LA (you may recall that post from many months ago). The guy had a modus operandi where he would stand against seated women in buses even when there were plenty of seats available. He was arrested by an undercover cop.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 19 Aug 2003 03:05:16 GMT)

Mind The Gap

I see that in the British tube system they have signs reading "mind the gap." Hahahaha! They don't need to tell chikans about "minding the gap" . . . chikans "tend to" and "mind" female "arse gap" on the tube! LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 19 Aug 2003 19:46:29 GMT)

Dr. Iron Dick Makes A House Call

Welcome back Dr. Iron Dick! We need somebody to liven this place up! Yes my friend. I had to think about you when I grabbed the pretty, tall brunette and squeezed her round bum cheeks and she went "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Hahaha! Then she told her friend somebody gripped her arse. It wasn't JackTheGripper . . . twas Shogun.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 01:06:30 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Luck

Luck is where preparation meets opportunity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 01:12:26 GMT)

Shoulder versus Ham

I just don't see how somebody could prefer the arm pit over the arse gap. I just can't see it. Gotta be about the bum cheeks for me.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 12:36:30 GMT)

Re: mad - Arab Girls

I want to "pork" Arab girls between the cheeks. Hard to do with all those damn clothes in the way! Get them while they travel on vacation to more free and liberal countries. Turkey would be good though.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 13:28:56 GMT)

Jewish Girls

Give Hebrew girls some pork up the butt too. Fuck um ALL . . . in the BUTT!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 20 Aug 2003 23:36:34 GMT)

Doctor and the Beast

Dr. Iron Dick and New York Sex Beast in Amsterdam together would be a powerful one-two combination. Look out broads of Amsterdam . . . ya gonna get chikan buttfucked by the good Doctor and the Beast!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 00:44:26 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Another Definition

"The harder you work, the luckier you get." This maxim may be applied to many endeavors in life, including the practice of chikan.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 12:06:37 GMT)

Turkish Buttocks

Stragen is our "resident expert" on Turkey. Literally, since he is from and lives in Turkey. We have not heard from our friend Stragen in quite some time now. Stragen says that the Turks are not as fanatical as other Muslims. They may be of the Islamic faith, but the Turks are not Arabs.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 18:18:45 GMT)

Butt Sex

You don't have to be a homo to like giving it to girls in the pooty hole. I can talk about gay sexuality or whatever because I know what I like and am not insecure about things like that. I like women . . . and their butts. So, I like to dig in their arses . . . be a little "butt munch" :-) Hehehehe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 19:52:21 GMT)

NY Sex Beast - Red Light District

The Red Light District of Amsterdam is very close to the Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky. There, you will find an assortment of European hoes from all over the continent for your liking. I "doggy stroked" a young blonde, Danish whore and like in a Dr. Iron Dick story, the window to her room steamed all up! Then when I came out, all the people clapped! True story. I slinked away in embarssment.

Black Shogun

PS Guest, just like "Heather" was/is a bullshitter, so was the other who I allegedly "scared away." "He/she" was never "here" to begin with. Just a lurker who would never have become a meaningful contributor.

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 20:44:19 GMT)


Maybe he/she is the homo. Also, in the future, please don't try to defend me if you're gonna use subject lines like "Shogun is a gay freak." With a defense like that, I'd much rather defend myself. Besides, all it does is upset Dr. Iron Dick.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 21:29:27 GMT)

Nose Wedgie

I tried to pull off my first "nose wedgie" when I was out of town traveling. At the dance club/bar, there was this big butt blonde who was dancing on this raised cube at the edge of the dance floor. She had her back turned to the dance floor and was waggin that big bum, which was at the level of my head due to the lift she got from standing on the raised cube.

I tried to move into positio

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Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 21:49:27 GMT)

Who Has A "Nose For It"?

Anybody here pull off a nose wedgie yet??? If so, amuse the gallery and tell us about it. I bet you have Dr. Iron Dick.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 21 Aug 2003 22:04:22 GMT)

Yab Yum Yummy!

I have heard of the famous Yab Yum in Amsterdam Dr. Iron Dick. But, I didn't go there when I was in town. Shogun is a worldly man who is always experimenting with new ideas. The nose wedgie is now my most recent self-defined challenge.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 22 Aug 2003 22:13:07 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Images

That reminds me of one of my most incredible experiences Arm Humper. Check out a piece I wrote last November entitled "MTV/Hot Experience." Sometimes, truth can be stranger than fiction. Just let me say that sometimes I wish I had kept the picture . . . but mostly not. Use the search engine and check it out Arm Humper.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 23 Aug 2003 14:36:27 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Imposters

Perhaps you should sign up for Master Ayashi's "imposter blocker" Nanbread. Every now and then, I think about that myself.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 23 Aug 2003 14:44:06 GMT)

Re: New York Sex Beast - Breeding In Britain

There have been many, many submissions made regarding chikan in London Beast. In fact, I've decided that when I do take my next fun trip to Europa, it will have to be to London.

Numerous bars and clubs have been mentioned here before. Although people who live in London will surely know better than me, some places that I recall include The Hippodrome, The Equinox, and Tiger Tiger. And of course, there's always the tube.

The thing with many places that you go to is that they will probably be full of tourists. I guess that's OK. But, I want to sample the "local dishes" if you know what I mean. And watch a British girl keep a "stiff upper lip" whilst getting a "stiffy" between the cheeks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 23 Aug 2003 15:01:34 GMT)

Homemade British Buns

London chikans, how about some up-to-date advice on where those of us who travel to your kingdom can find "indigenous" British girl bum cheeks as opposed to the tourists?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 23 Aug 2003 21:16:43 GMT)

Hello Stragen!

Good to hear from you Stragen! But please be more careful Stragen so as not to be socked in the head my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 26 Aug 2003 23:19:12 GMT)

August Man of the Month

I cast my vote for HandsOnExperience/JackTheGripper (dual personality I suppose). Arm Humper is in the leading position to become Rookie of the Year for his efforts.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 27 Aug 2003 01:34:01 GMT)

Butthole Surfers Club

Jay and me . . . we belong to the Butthole Surfers Club. When we get the chance, we don't stop until we push past the booty cheeks all the way down to the pooty hole with either our dicks or our thumb/fingers. That's how ya get inaugurated into the Butthole Surfers Club. Gotta hit "paydirt" with your weiner or fingers. Any other members out there we don't know about? If so, tell us the story of your initiation.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 27 Aug 2003 18:50:47 GMT)

Re: Tony - Stories

Everybody's writing style . . . and ability level . . . is different. I prefer well-written, believable, detailed, and intelligible stories. They make for the most interesting and entertaining reading. It's a story board, so tell stories people . . . stories of chikan . . . and believable ones.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 27 Aug 2003 18:57:39 GMT)

Re: X - The Ass Versus The Arm

You got that right . . . ass IS where it's at baby!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 28 Aug 2003 00:57:21 GMT)

Re: Ozzi - School Concert

Nice little story there Ozzi. But the next time, we want to read about you buttfuckin . . . gettin off in pretty strange girl butt cracks . . . that's what we wanna know about. Keep up the good work. The Shogun is taking a nice long break. Well, maybe not so long ;-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 28 Aug 2003 10:04:45 GMT)

Pay Through The Butt

That's right loveshowing . . . go to concerts and offer "protective services". But then make them pay . . . through the ass. Ain't that right X? It's all about the ass man. Buttocks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 28 Aug 2003 18:33:00 GMT)

Power Outages in London!

The national power grid in England has failed affecting London just like in NYC! The underground was packed I hear as this happened around 6:30 or so in the evening. Man, I bet the London chikans are a buttfuckin away!!! Float like a butterfly, hump like a bee, Callaghan can't arrest who he can't seeeeeee!!! AAAAHAHAHA! Go get um Dr. Iron Dick!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 28 Aug 2003 23:23:52 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Dictionary/FAQ

Well, my description of various types of "chikan chicken" would help :-) I wonder if PBG buttfucked any chunky chicken in a stalled underground carriage somewhere in London's darkness? We shall see when he gets power back for his computer. All the rest of them London chikans too.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 10:50:16 GMT)

Arm Humper - Celebrating Diversity

My appreciation for Arm Humper's stories is sort of like my appreciation for country music. I don't own a single country music CD, but I always appreciate country music when I see and/or hear it played because I appreciate artists who are good at what they do.

What Arm Humper does could never turn me on personally. And just like I probably will never own a country music CD, I most likely

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Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 20:09:36 GMT)

Pakistani Bottom Groper Delivers

I knew PBG got some buttcheeks! Knew it, knew it, knew it! But don't you "commuter chikans" ever desire what I call the "sustained buttfuck" as opposed to all of this gotta get off at the next stop stuff? How about "gettin off" in that bum crack first? I don't know about this "commuter chikan" thing.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 21:27:26 GMT)

The Beast Terrorizes The British Isles

You'll have to tell us all about it Beast. Probably upon your return to the "new world." We want to know the specific names of the places where you bred English sluts in the arse and exactly what happened. I can't wait to land at Heathrow Airport in search of British girl buttocks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:23:10 GMT)

Re: PBG & Dr. Iron Dick - English Girl Arse

Thanks PBG. I need to keep that list. I've decided that my next fun trip overseas must be to London. Thanks for the info. I know I won't make it this year Dr. Iron Dick. Maybe next year.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:26:31 GMT)

Only The English Will Do

PBG which of those places is best for English girls? I don't want foreigners vacationing in London. I want English only. Where? Where, where, where???

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 22:54:38 GMT)


Damn you're working me up PBG! I too like to plug um up the arse and then follow them around in the crowd. In that short story I wrote recently about gripping that blonde's butt cheek when I was out of town, the times when I would jam my boner into her crack, she was walking, and I just kept walking right behind her . . . shoving my "pork sausage" between her young buns.

Shit! I wasn't gonna go out tonight but you're getting me going PBG! Damn it! Corrrrrrrrrr!!!! CORRRRRRRRRR!!! I want local English bum only when I get to England. Gonna get me some too. Who Shogun wants to buttfuck, Shogun gets.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:28:34 GMT)

Chikan Not Just A Game But Also A Profession

Professional chikans have many different techniques that they use to achieve their goals. Over the last many months, the Ayashi BBS community has been formally introduced to many of these techniques. Some of the more notable and/or common and effective ones include:

1. The "squat and lift"

2. The "reach around"

3. The "rock"

4. The "lean and push off"

5. The "bo

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Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:39:09 GMT)

One More - The "Twist"

How could I leave out the "twist"? That would be the entanglement of hair with the tongue.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 29 Aug 2003 23:42:54 GMT)

Oh And . . .

The "pulse" or the "flex". This is a technique that may be used when humping is not feasible. With this technique, after the chikan has made the right contact with his target, say some chunky chicken arse gap, he then stands perfectly still while making his dick "pulse" or "flex" in the chunky chicken's bum crack. Not all chikans have the ability to utilize this method, but Opportunist and the Shogun are two that know how :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 01:28:54 GMT)

Forgot . . .

The "jerk fuck" (violently and aggressively whipping the hips back and forth against buttcheeks to achieve orgasm).

Black Shogun

PS Are you getting this all down for the FAQ Master Ayashi? Hahaha!

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 01:38:31 GMT)

Dang It!

I keep remembering more and more techniques! There's also the "hook and pull". This technique is especially effective when the woman is not wearing a belt. Simply hook the fingers into the loops where the belt passes through and gently pull her bum cheeks back snugly into your eagerly awaiting ding-a-ling.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 11:18:32 GMT)

Correction PBG

The "Hot Dog In Bun" is for far more than just testing the waters. If the "hot dog" has been stuffed deeply enough into the "bun", then it may be used to effect the "arse gap scrub". That's where the hot dog is dragged roughly back and forth through the arse gap from "lower gap" to the high end of the "booty crack" and back again . . . again and again . . . until orgasm is reached.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 12:10:54 GMT)

The "Grip And Move"

With the "grip and move", the professional chikan squeezes the plum bum cheeks of an attracttive woman in a crowded place, then quickly withdraws his hand as he moves off into the crowd.

If the chikan is a highly skilled professional, then he will have perpetrated the squeeze in such a way that the woman cannot really know who has gripped her buttcheeks. Further, if she chooses to accuse s

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 12:38:12 GMT)


A while back, somebody asked a question whether anybody here had experienced being attacked by a woman after trying to chikan her. At the time, I really couldn't remember much, but after thinking about it, I do recall a few more things that have happened over all of these years.

In one situation, I wasn't even trying to hump the girl. Hell, she looked like Big Bird on Sesame Street! No,

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 15:19:05 GMT)

The "Double Brush By Dip"

With this tactic, the talented chikan is able to sample both of his target's buttcheeks and her crack while walking past her. I wrote of the method in my story entitled "Tippy Toes Concert Booty".

Check the story out, but here is how it goes. The perfect setup is to find some bum cheeks that you like sticking out . . . say like an attractive girl leaning against a barricade with her booty

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 15:33:20 GMT)

The "Wank My Crank"

This is a technique that I have not used, but others such as Master Frotteur have written about it. With this method, the skilled chikan is able to get a total stranger to yank his boner with her hand!

The way MF wrote about it, he would walk closely behind his target, his dick already hard. He would be walking so close that the motions of her arms would repeatedly and consistently carry

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 16:11:51 GMT)


Senor Carlos . . . you have a serious, serious addiction hombre . . . I mean SERIOUS! But then again . . . so do I! This is why we are chikan brothers mi amigo. This is why you are el Presidente de CHIKAN-LAND y yo soy el Shogun negro de chikan.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 18:28:58 GMT)

The "Bum Diddly"

The "bum diddly" is more of a general descriptive phrase as opposed to any particular type of chikan technique or method. That is, to do the "bum diddly" is to engage in any chikan technique or skill that involves the placement of a "stiffy" or "digits" either against or between a female's phat buttcheeks.

Regardless of which particular "bum diddly" approach is used, the most desirable an

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 19:17:50 GMT)

The "Victory Roll"

I wrote of the "victory roll" in my story "Gotta Fight For Ya Hump", but did not explain what this technique is. What it happens to be is a particular way of humping that gets the female's hips and buttcheeks to respond in a certain kind of way.

First of all, the professional chikan selects an attractive woman with a bouncy, "oggly, buggly" set of ass cheeks as PBG would put it. Her buttc

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Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 19:31:48 GMT)

The "Hula Hoop"

To carry out this technique, first select any set of booty cheeks that you like. Then, when in a crowded spot (but not too tight or else it won't work), insert rigid penis between her buttcheeks . Next, begin to hump her up the bum with very WWWWIIIIIIDE and CIRCULAR and DELIBERATE motions of your hips.

Now, this will in turn cause the female's own hips and buttocks to also move as well . . . in a WWWWIIIIIIIDE and CIRCULAR trajectory. . . as if she is playing with a child's toy . . . a hula hoop! The thing is, it's your dick that's playing with her ass crack! I used this method in the story "Shogun's Hat Trick".

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 22:18:35 GMT)

Re: Guest - Chikan Techniques

I wish somebody would pay me for this shit. Why can I not make a living doing something that I have clear ability and passion for??? Life is not fair.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 22:28:42 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Drinking & Humping

Brother Iron Dick, I learned a long time ago that just like drinking and driving does not mix, nor does drinking and humping. Leaves the old "noodle" limp my friend. Besides, remember the difference between a professional chikan and so called normal "nice guys" in public?

The "normal" guys have to be drunk to pinch a girl's butt while the chikan pro will BUTTFUCK the same girl in a PUBLIC PLACE . . . totally SOBER! If the professional chikan gets drunk at all, it's only AFTER he has finished the act and his guilt begins to play with his mind. Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 30 Aug 2003 22:32:21 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Thanks/FAQ

Master Ayashi, you should still check the archives. I know that would be an arduous task, but I know too that there are many other terms and phrases out there to describe chikan methodology.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 31 Aug 2003 04:08:20 GMT)

The "Slam Fuck"

This is the final one guys (from me for awhile anyway). The best way to describe this technique is to compare it to the "jerk fuck". Whereas the "jerk fuck" entails the violent whipping of the hips against the target's bum cheeks to achieve orgasm, the "slam fuck" finds the chikan violently thrashing his entire body against that of the target female, again with the goal of achieving orgasm. This method is best utilized in "mosh pits" or any other similar type of crowd characterized by a "mob" mentality.

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Sun 31 Aug 2003 15:46:14 GMT)

Re: PBH - Jacking

Yes PBH, "jacking" would be a good term to add. I liked that one so much that you well know that I have borrowed it and used it in many of my stories where I described "jacking" girls up the butt.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 31 Aug 2003 18:41:59 GMT)

The Beast Has Landed

Soon my friends, the NY Sex Beast shall arrive in Holland. There, I am sure he will sample the lovely bottoms of many a Dutch girl. However, you might actually have some difficulty finding a Dutch girl in the Red Light District Beast.

You see, girls from all over Europa work there. As I told you, mine was from Denmark. But I did end up "going Dutch" anyway by fucking 2 Dutch women later

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Black Shogun (Mon 01 Sep 2003 14:42:06 GMT)

I Decline

Sometimes, the chikan finds himself in a situation where he must turn away a set of bum cheeks offered up to him as a present. The other day when I was getting into the elevators to my building, a woman who I often see, and who reminds me of a cross between Dracula and the Hunchback of Notre Dame, backed her big butt into my crotch! Ewwwww, ewwwww, EWWWWW!

Well, I immediately moved to the

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Black Shogun (Mon 01 Sep 2003 21:13:34 GMT)

Re: Guest - Caught By Security

I told people about chikaning in department stores. Not a good place. Security and CCTV cameras everywhere my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 02 Sep 2003 12:22:11 GMT)

Re: Kass - The Possibilities

Read the stories of how and why it was done without being noticed . . . in DETAIL. What more do you need? For somebody else to say they did it? That would be nice, but how many can dunk a basketball from the free throw line? Knock a man out with one punch? Only those with high skill and ability and daring. It should be very, very clear by now that FEW have "professionalized" this practice in the manner that the Shogun has. That's why I'm the "Shogun".

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 03 Sep 2003 12:58:59 GMT)

Re: Guest - Taco Bell

Like the joke says . . . reach out and touch some Jose. Here's a moron who chooses to insult borrowing from MY creativity. You see, I wrote a long time ago of how Taco Bell is relevant to chikan when I described how I got all up in that crack with my big "chalupa". It's on the menu. Check it out the next time you go through the drive-thru pinhead.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 20:51:08 GMT)

Now You Make Me Laugh Dr. Iron Dick

I'm sure brother Nanbread is around. Perhaps he is just taking a short break. I must admit brother Dr. Iron Dick that I like your line about "did it hurt to fall from Heaven". Hahahaha!

But remember brah Dr. Iron Dick that you must establish a friendship with a woman first and get to know her before using such lines. Otherwise, unless she finds you to be extremely good looking, she will just dismiss you as weird. So, get to know her first.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:16:37 GMT)

Re: Labor Day Parade

Damn! Why come I can never find a parade like that??? Most of the time when a big parade comes around, it's too friggin cold out for me. The warmth I can get from a crack just ain't enough when it's cold out! Yeah . . . labor day . . . I'd like to get some of that NYC Puerto Rican booty too. Hell yeah!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 21:40:01 GMT)

Re: PBG - Put Your Chin On Her Shoooulder!

I have never been cheek to cheek PBG, but I have rested my chin on a girl's shoulder plenty of times while digging into her bum. I was just thinking about that recently . . . how I had my chin on a girl's shoulder as she looked in my direction . . . and I into her eyes . . . as I used the "rock" to sway her hips side to side on my bonerooni! She shook her head like "it's OK." She was telling me she liked it with her reaction!

I have also had women rest their heads against my chest and close their eyes while enjoying being buggered. Haven't had that happen in a good while though.
But my favorite, as I have written in a few stories, is to rest my head heavily against my lovely's head . . . skull to skull . . . as I explore into her warm crack :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 22:07:05 GMT)

The Chin Again

PBG, in my story "Attempted Buggery", I actually had my chin on "Lady Bug's" shoulder and very, VERY close to her ear several times. I kept going, "Ohhhhhh, Ohhhhhh!!!" as I massaged myself inside her young bum crack and against the inner walls of her butt cheeks. A few times, I thought that maybe she had heard my groans.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 22:34:17 GMT)

A "Buggerable"

OK PBG, you have me thinking about "chikan terminology" again. One term that I use for a chick who has a nice ass that's a potential target for chikan is "buggerable". If she has a nice bubble butt that makes your blood boil and your dick hard, then she's "buggerable" . . . she's a "Buggerable!" Hahaha!

Black Shogun
Co-Author of the "Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Sep 2003 22:44:49 GMT)

A "Boner Groaner"

This is any sound that a chikan makes to indicate pleasure to his dick derived from a chikan act. For example, if Arm Humper makes ANY sound indicating pleasure to his dick whilst humping an appendage, either out loud OR in his head, then Arm Humper has experienced what is called a "boner groaner". Hahahaha!!!

Shogun's particular "boner groaner" sounds, also known as "Shogun Shouts", are . . . you guessed it! OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!! That's what Shogun does when those phat butt cheeks give him a "boner groaner". LOLOLOLOL!!! Please keep in mind that a "boner groaner" may occur out loud OR in the chikan's head where only he can hear it.

Black Shogun
Co-Author of the "Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Sep 2003 00:56:38 GMT)

The "Wiggle"

OK . . . that's "Bad Boy" with the "wiggle".

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Sep 2003 01:58:57 GMT)

Buggerables Wobble

The Shogun saw many, many bitchin "buggerables" today. One in my building . . . man . . . a petite little blonde with a nice bubble butt for the size of her little body.

I've seen her before. PBG . . . PBG my friend . . . her bum cheeks warble and wobble like a jar of Smuckers jam . . . with such a deep, deep crack tooooo . . . sigggghhh!

I wished I could have done the "bum diddly" on her plum buttcheeks right then and there . . . in the lobby. I may need to go chikaning this weekend my friends :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Sep 2003 18:32:47 GMT)

Re: Taxcider - Barnes & Noble

I understand that bookstores are great places to get upskirt views too. I've seen many upskirt pics on voyeurweb.com where somebody used a cam to look up a woman's skirt. Apparently, they find somebody standing nearby wearing a skirt. Then, with a shoe cam, they move close to her and maybe look for something on the lower shelf. This allows them to position the cam to get a peek up the skirt . . . seen a lotta pics of panties wedgied in buttcracks that way. LOL

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Sep 2003 18:37:30 GMT)

Dr. Iron Dick Is A Chikan Playa Pimp!

People should not talk shit about brother Dr. Iron Dick. He is one of a handful of people who convinced me that I should write in this forum. That's because brah Dr. Iron Dick has never been ashamed to admit to the "sounds of chikan" . . . AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOHHHHHHH!!! Ahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Sep 2003 22:29:21 GMT)

Professional Chikan Techniques Superior to Karate

Brother Dr. Iron Dick, you won't have to deal with fighting if you are careful and if you learn professional chikan techniques as opposed to karate fighting.

Over all of these years, I have never really gotten into a "fight" over chikan. Almost one time, but not quite. Maybe the worst of it was my battles with that "booty bandit" in my classic story "Gotta Fight For Ya Hump". But that was more funny than anything else.

Stay away from the fighting and learn the secret techniques of "Shogun class chikans" . . . there are a number who write here . . . and then you'll get to buttfuck far, far more strange women that way brah Doctor Iron Dick.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 16:08:53 GMT)

Peace Through Chikan Exchange Programs

The world would be more peaceful if the United Nations adopted a "chikan exchange program". Does everybody see how the chikans Punjabi Butt Humper and Pakistani Bottom Groper get along so well?

These men should be allowed to lead the "chikan exchange programs" for their respective homelands whereby Indian men go to Pakistan and Pakistani men go to India to "jack" the other's women.

Through this, it would be seen that all men are the same with similar desires, and a nuclear cataclysm thus avoided. Such "chikan exchange programs" should then be implemented internationally to preserve the peace.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 18:59:41 GMT)

Re: PBH - Martial Arts

And how do you relate this to the practice of chikan my good friend? Or, is there not a connection? Dr. Iron Dick believes that there is one.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 19:38:30 GMT)

Re: Pakistani Bottom Groper - Listening to PBH

I am listening my man. I asked a straight forward question. I seriously want to know how martial arts techniques can be applied to the practice of chikan. It was a legitimate and serious question, so please do not assume otherwise my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 20:40:35 GMT)

Re: gropinginthedark - African Grope

Ahhh, but you must write so that the last of the remaining populated continents on earth can finally receive recognition on the World Groper's Map! Don't you want representation? If so, then you must write of your experiences. Don't just take . . . give a little.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 20:59:42 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Pluses of Frotting

And you'll never have to pay child support >:-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Sep 2003 21:07:11 GMT)

Welcome gropinginthedark

I have never been to South Africa my friend, but I know people who have. They brought back pictures, and it is a most beautiful country. It's one of a handful of places in Africa that I definitely think I would enjoy visiting.

So, I take it that you have buggered strange women in Africa? Why don't you tell us some of those stories? Don't worry too much about your writing. As you can see, we have people here with different degrees of abiltiy.

So, just take your time and tell us of how you have jacked strange women in the arse. I know the regular readers here will enjoy the chance to hear about something new.

Black Shogun

PS Gentlebrush chairs the Welcoming Committee for the Nation, but he's been laying down on the job some lately :-)))

Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 00:44:55 GMT)

Chikan Fight On Cops!!!

Did anybody see this weekend's episodes of COPS? They were in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and a chikan stuck his hand underneath an attracttive woman's skirt and grabbed her panties!

The woman told her boyfriend, who confronted the chikan and his friend. The chikan hit the boyfriend in the nose and a fight broke out Dr. Iron Dick! The boyfriend then took the chikan down and bloodied his f

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Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 09:11:58 GMT)

A Bum Diddly Kind of Affair

The Shogun went out "bumming" at the local bars and nightclubs last night. I was able to sample the cracks of many, many women. But my favorite was this brunette wearing thin, thin white slacks (trousers) on a packed dance floor.

I started out first with doing the "Windscreen Wiper" on her bubble butt. As instructed by my colleague Pakistani Bottom Groper, I made sure to put my hips int

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Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 09:18:03 GMT)

Re: Opportunist - Chin

Hey Opportunist! Long time no see! I assume you're talking about me in the story "Attempted Buggery". Well, my chin was on her left shoulder, and I was groaning into her left ear. I also had both of my hands on the outer parts of her shoulders (rotator cup area I think you would call it) holding her into place.

And as I said, I buttfucked the "cowboy shit" out of her. I was all up in that bitch's shit dude. And all she did was stick that ass back. I was all against the inner walls of her buttcheeks man! Now "THAT'S" a chikan buttfuck my friend!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 09:29:25 GMT)


I almost forgot! I went to squeeze the bum of a girl who was wearing this really, really short jean skirt. Well, my aim took me UNDERNEATH HER SKIRT WHERE I FELT HER ASS CHEEK!!! My hand was only in there for a split second, but I know I DEFINITELY felt her ass. It wasn't my intent at all to go underneath the skirt. It just happened.

I couldn't be sure if she had panties on or not. May

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Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 15:56:56 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Song of a Frotteur

Hey Arm Humper, that would go well with another 50 Cent song that I know. LOL! Chikans be sampling 50 Cent and shit. Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 16:17:57 GMT)

Re: Chikan Martial Artists

Are there any martial arts techniques for buttfucking taller girls? Tall girls are more of a challenge than short ones.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 22:48:53 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Taller Women

LOL Gentlebrush. Send in the chikan clowns. Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 07 Sep 2003 22:50:50 GMT)

Re: New York Sex Beast - Amsterdam

Beast, after I traveled to Amsterdam, I thought about living there too. But, I don't speak Dutch, and I worried about finding a job. Still, it would be great to live in a place where you can fuck so many sluts.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 04:02:08 GMT)

Chikan Love Song (To Understanding Girlfriend)

Chikan Love Song (To Understanding Girlfriend) adapted from 50 Cent's "21 Questions" on the "Get Rich or Die Tryin" CD.

Can I rub it between your cheeks?
Can I scrub it in your butt?
Will you please back that round thang up?
Your ass gives me a chi-kan nut!

Can we can do it on a sleek bullet train?
Can we can do it on the rickety old bus?

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Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 09:52:27 GMT)

"Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me"

Thanks "guest". I know that there are many here who like the contributions I've made to the board. It's nice to get some acknowledgement of that from time to time.

I feel like writing another song/poem. This one will be in response to all chikan player haters. Then, I'm just going to enjoy my remaining time on Ayashi BBS for the rest of the year.

I have it all in my head. I'll write it later. But it will be called "Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me" and will be based on 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P." Hahaha! I'm having great fun coming up with this stuff! Stew in your bitter, foul tasting shit BEEP, BEEP!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 11:57:47 GMT)

Chikan Poet

Here's a quick one for you BEEP BEEP (you're living proof that Wily E. Coyote did eventually catch the Road Runner . . . and fucked it):

Ali was the greatest
And he talked like he knowed it
Now I'm the latest greatest
So I gotta rhyme like a chikan poet

I'm handsome, I'm stealthy
I'm pretty and I'm fast
I go to nighclubs and bars
And I plug and play it in blondie's

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Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 15:42:20 GMT)

A "Chikan Player Hater"

A "chikan player hater" is any so-called chikan who can only show hatred, anger, and animosity towards other chikans who have been extremely successful in their practices. These "player haters" are this way primarily due to their own insecurities, jealousies, failures, and feelings of self-doubt.

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Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 15:49:55 GMT)

"Poop Chutin"

Guest, "poop chutin" is a chikan term that may be interchanged with "bumming". Both describe the general process whereby a chikan who is desirous of the buttocks seeks out the "cracks" of his female prey.

Now, within the female crack is found her "poop chute". When hunters go looking for wild game, they go out shootin. So when the chikan goes out looking for crack, he may be said to be out "poop chutin".

Black Shogun
Co-Author of the "Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 18:36:02 GMT)

Re: PBG - Short Chikans

Also PBG, really, really short chikans have no choice but to become "nose wedgie specialist" as they are too short even to effect the "sausage in a sandwhich" technique. Poor bastards can never become "tail gunners" . . . they will never know the pleasures and the pure undiluted joy of doing the "hot dog in a bun". Speak on my colleague. What other terms do you add to our authoritative treatise?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 21:16:42 GMT)

Re: Inspector Callaghan - Warning

Dear Callaghan, when I arrive upon your shores at London Heathrow, I'm gonna be just like the Beast. I'm gonna "chuck" my dork up so many English girl arse gaps that a new record is gonna be set my friend. Better call Ripley's.

You didn't apprehend the Beast, and you shant apprehend me. Catch me if you can. Your record is nil thus far. BEEP, BEEP said you yanked my chain. Since when??? Those English girls are gonna do the "wank my crank" is what for Sir DickInHan. Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 23:13:18 GMT)

"Embellish Relish"

Hey Paki Bottom Groper, I got another term for the gang called "embellish relish". We have the presence of "embellish relish" when chikans who have experience with "wet ones" put the "hot dog in the bun" and then spudge on girlie girl's buttcheeks!

The chikan squirts this "relish condiment" out of his "hot dog" when them bum cheeks start to feel real, real guuuuuudd! It's often referred to as "embellish relish" simply because lowly skilled to failed chikans simply cannot believe it. Heeheeheehee!

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Sep 2003 23:50:33 GMT)

Response to ALL "Chikan Player Haters"

"Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me" as adapted from 50 Cent's song "P.I.M.P."

Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me

Now why this chikan talkin shit about me???
I don't know what he done heard about me.
What part of this pic he can't see?
Well hear it straight now comin from me.
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!

You better watch what you s

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Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 00:46:33 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Uhhhh . . . "Doggy Style"

OK Mr. Arm Humper. I wasn't gonna say anything, but I can't restrain myself anymore. Was that really you who posted that message about dogs humping women?
That was fucked up brah . . . bestiality and shit . . . that ain't cool man. Even the chikan nation has its limits.

I mean, I know like BEEP BEEP the Road Runner likes to suck coyote dick and stuff cuz that's what he was weened on.

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Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 02:27:18 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Songs and Doggy Sex

Damn. No, I never read such fantasies. I heard about women and horses and the saddle though :-) And why ignore all the controversial stuff? Naw, naawwwww! Stir it up and mix it up. Keep the flow going. That's the problem with the world. People ignoring motherfuckin shit. Look the other way.

WTF is the Nancy Friday collection? That coulda been a pen name for a man :-) All I know is Nancy Drew. WTF?!!! You need to meet this other guy I know in another room who goes by "ManNdog" or "FuckMyDog". The fucker comes into an interracial sex chat room flashing links to pictures of doggy sex. Fucker needs to find another forum. Always gets shouted down.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 02:38:15 GMT)

Chikaning At Night

You didn't answer my question about chikaning at night. What you mean you fantasize about that? I thought all chikans did that. The darkness of the night is a chikan's friend and ally. In fact, that's when I do virtually all of mine . . . like a stealthy ninja. So what you talkin 'bout Arm Humper? Chikans come out at night! Chikans come out at niiiiggght! Huh, huh, huh! (from Whodini's "The Freaks Come Out at Night" circa 1984).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 13:06:49 GMT)

A Triscuit versus A Chikan

What's the difference between a Triscuit cracker and a chikan? A Triscuit is a snack cracker . . . whilst a chikan is a . . . crack snacker! Aaahahaha!

Rub your finger gently between some deep and rounded booty cheeks my friends . . . don't push too hard, but just right . . . light!

And in a real tight crowd, shove your opposable thumb up her butt . . . feel her little sweaty underpanties . . . go for pooty hole paydirt if you can. It'll make ya nature grow. Ask Jay :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 18:27:33 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Who's Representin?

Read my words again Ozzi Groper . . . very, very carefully . . . they were directed specifically at the CHIKAN PLAYER HATERS. I was talking directly to them. Not to chikans in general such as yourself. I say to them, the player haters, that I represent the chikan nation, and not them.

Now, if I had been talking to you or one of my chikan homies, then I would have said that we are all chi

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Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 18:43:17 GMT)

Re: Callaghan - Belief Systems

Yes Sir Callaghan . . . I do think that. Yes, I really, really do :-) But the bars and nightclubs will be my thing anyway bloke. GAWD . . . I'm gonna bum fuck English girls in their AR-AR-ARRRRRRSEHOOOOOLES!!! Push some "English toffee" in Sir Callaghan.

My dick is gettin hard just thinkin about it right now Callaghan. What's she gonna say when she feels that all-American beef in her g

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Black Shogun (Tue 09 Sep 2003 21:05:10 GMT)

I'll Take London

If I can pull it off, I will visit London next year (summer) for a solid 9 to 10 nights, making sure to get 2 weekends in just to fuck hot and drunk English babes in the arse at Tiger Tiger and Irish Bars.

Also, even as a tourist, I will get up early in the mornings and ride the tube just to go out "poop chutin" against English chicks going to work. I always did want to ride the Victoria l

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Sep 2003 02:04:13 GMT)

The "Backstroke"

This is the method that the Shogun used last weekend to repeatedly slap the buttcheeks of a phat butt blonde with the back of his hand. It goes like this. The professional chikan sits at a bar, leaning forward a bit, kind of hunched over and holding a beer with both hands.

Then next, he just waits. He waits for a "mark" to bring her plum bum cheeks over to where he's sitting. That's the

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Sep 2003 02:14:59 GMT)

Re: Arm Humper - Answers to Questions

1. Dreaming of frotting at night - now I follow you. Reading Ayashi BBS will do that to you.

2. A Man's Best Friend - the only "bestiality" we want to read about is NYC Beast-iality.

3. Nancy Friday - is she buttfuckin? (no need to answer . . . meant to be rhetorical).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 10 Sep 2003 11:56:46 GMT)

Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - It's My Passion

PBH, you are a chikan HARDCORE, but with the self-control of a yoga guru master. This will allow you to stay at the top of your game. And this is why you find your name among those in the Hall of Fame. It seems your major challenge is that you currently live in a place where humping opportunities are few and far between.

As for my contributions to this board, when I decide to do somethin

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Sep 2003 17:09:28 GMT)

Re: AssGrabbinChris - England versus Brazil

Well, like most chikans, I wouldn't mind doing an international "ass crack review" by sampling buttcheeks in every corner of the globe. However, there is only so much time, energy, and money. So, the "touring chikan" must establish an itinerary that he thinks will leave him with the most joyous memories of his travels as a frotteur.

For me, that place appears to be London just because we

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Sep 2003 21:50:19 GMT)

Re: Just Reader - Samu Yamamoto

That sounds like that book about chikan written by a real Japanese chikan. Not just a fictional account. I would like to read that book too. Problem is, I don't think it was ever translated into English. And per Master Ayashi, the Japanese version has long been out of print. I would pay somebody to translate it for me if I could.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 11 Sep 2003 11:16:43 GMT)

Concerts In London

Come on London chikans. Give us the scoop on finding out about concerts in London . . . big venues and small. Share the wealth of knowledge out there on this subject. Surely, somebody must know something about this.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 11 Sep 2003 16:17:19 GMT)

London Music Scene

If nobody out there knows about London concerts, will somebody at least do some research on it and let us know? Even if not concerts, then just nightclubs that host popular bands and draw big crowds on a regular basis. I want to bum some English chicks to some tunes . . . helps to justify why you're hunching your hips against her arse that way :-) Come on dudes . . . help a chikan brother out. Don't you want to read the story afterwards?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 12 Sep 2003 01:21:29 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - More Stories

Ozzi, since I don't make up my chikan buttfuck stories, I cannot produce them on command. In the beginning, they came in droves because I had stored up a vast "library" in my head. Who do you think I am mate :-)? Somebody once suggested I write a story once a week. I said, "I don't have the material!" LOL!

Seriously though, somebody else needs to write more stories. Shogun is evolving and becoming more and more interested in other art forms to describe and depict chikan. At first, all I did was perform chikan. Then, I started to write stories. Now, I commission artists to appeal to my prurient (unwholesome) interests. What's next? Chikan captured on film? Who knows?!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 12 Sep 2003 12:22:51 GMT)

Re: bigggblaque

You should write about your "bigggblaque". Everbody should write about their "bigggblaque", or whatever they call it, buggering strange women and girls . . . in the buttocks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 12 Sep 2003 18:56:04 GMT)

Re: Senor Carlos - Heaven on Earth

I like Senor Carlos' latest posts. Through these posts, Senor Carlos is able to convey the emotions that a hardcore chikan feels as he explores a woman's buttocks. Senor Carlos knows that heaven on earth is found between phat female booty cheeks . . . between her cheeks in her deep butt crack is Heaven on earth, and Senor Carlos successfully invokes these emotions with his chikan words.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 13 Sep 2003 15:02:52 GMT)

I Had A Dream

After another weekend night of bumming, the Shogun had a dream about chikan. In this dream, it had become well known that Shogun was a frequent groper in local bars and nightclubs. Therefore, the "authorities" decided to stake out various establishments in an effort to nab me.

In my dream, I went to one of my favorites spots to "practice", and I was immediately onto their strategy. I not

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Black Shogun (Sat 13 Sep 2003 15:13:07 GMT)

Group Grope

Last night, something happened that reminded me very much so of the last story that Senor Pepe told. I was in a very, very crowded dance club/bar and had got to a point in the crowd where there was a jam. There were three other black guys and this white girl standing where I was.

The black guys kind of surrounded the girl. More like a semi-circle actually. She was pretty much trapped in

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Black Shogun (Sat 13 Sep 2003 21:49:50 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - London Trip

Thanks for your offer of assistance Nan. Don't you have any info on how to find out about concerts in the UK? I mean, if somebody were coming here, I could tell them exactly where to go on the internet to easily find out about concerts all over the country in one location.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 15 Sep 2003 16:39:18 GMT)

Truth and Fiction

As long as you understand that the saying is "truth is stranger than fiction." Not "one fiction is stranger than another fiction." LOL

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 15 Sep 2003 21:49:02 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Ticketmaster

Ticketmaster is alive and well in the U.S. That is THE place to go to if you want to know about concerts all over the country. There MUST be an equivalent online service in the U.K. And you MUST find it for me. LOL! Thanks for the help.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 16 Sep 2003 01:53:41 GMT)

Re: X - Ybor City

The Shogun has been to Ybor City before my friend. Now, it isn't all that dangerous. At least I didn't feel threatened. I wasn't there during this celebration that you mention, but the clubs there were packed. Good luck!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 16 Sep 2003 21:26:23 GMT)

I Liked It When They Didn't Like It

Several times last weekend, some women showed open annoyance and/or anger at my stiff dick/finger prodding them between the booty cheeks. Twice, women turned around and gave me a "mad" look when they felt my stiff dick in their ass cracks. But each time, they really didn't move away. I just remained straight-faced. There was one girl who was walking in front of me, and I stuck my index finger

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Black Shogun (Tue 16 Sep 2003 21:36:34 GMT)

I Shall Not Take Paree

Paris sounds totally boring for chikan. I never did care for France. Who in America does :-) Hahahaha! Germany should be hella good for groping. Especially in the nightclubs. Let us know beast.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 17 Sep 2003 13:02:03 GMT)

Re: Kass - Funny Happenings

I still think the funniest thing I ever read regarding chikan was when a woman Gentlebrush was bumming passed gas on his dick! Hahahaha! Funny and gross too I guess. He said it felt kinda good as it added more warmth to her crack! Hahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 18 Sep 2003 17:40:50 GMT)


I heard a new one in an advertisement for an upcoming movie . . . "Bootyology". Clearly, this means the study of the booty. When you get your Ph.D. in Bootyology, you may be said to be a "Bum Doctor".

Black Shogun
Co-Author of the "Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Fri 19 Sep 2003 18:30:20 GMT)


Where has our friend Terrance been? I re-read his two stories recently . . . Terrance got them buttcheeks boooyyyy! Hahahaha! Where you at my man? How bout some more stories? We know you have some.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 00:36:01 GMT)

Nanbread - London Concerts

Nan, I did some simple internet research and found several sites where one can find out about concerts in London. One site was called "EventsInLondon". They had concerts listed, their locations, how to buy tickets, etc. Use any good search engine, type in some key words, and voila!

For example, if I were planning to come to London soon, I could go online and buy a ticket for Busta Ryhmes at Wembley . . . and then "busta nut" in English girl bum cracks. All night long, all night long.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 13:17:48 GMT)

Central Park Concert

Any of you chikans going to see the big Dave Matthews Band concert in Central Park? It sounds like it's going to be a HUGE event. And, I heard it was for free. Not sure about that part, but sounds like it will be "crack packed" my New York chikans. Not to mention the crowded trains and streets as people go to and leave the park. Beast, maybe you should hurry home! LOL :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 18:51:12 GMT)

Chikan Terminology

Has anybody else seen that Master Ayashi has added a section on "chikan terminology" now accessible from the main menu??? It's funny as all get up! LOLOLOLOL!!!! I haven't had a chance to go through it all yet, but I will. That's some funny shit! Hahahaha! This site has just grown and grown and went off in all kinds of new directions in 2003. Master Ayashi started the year with big plans for his site, but nobody could have anticipated all the changes that have transpired this year.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 19:17:39 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Terminology

Master Ayashi, why not include the terms "Bootyology" and "Chikan Player Hater" in the chikan terminology section? Again, "Bootyology" is the study of the female booty cheeks. One who earns a Ph.D. in Bootyology is qualified to practice as a "Bum doctor". Also, "chikan player haters" must be defined so that citizens of the Nation of Chikan can defend themselves against such threats to our freed

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Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 19:28:24 GMT)

Re: rockhard - Voodoo 2003

DAAAMMMNNNNN!!! That's what I'm talkin about! Buttfuckin for DAYS at a music fest like that! With all those top name bands too??? And my boy 50 Cent is gonna be there too!? I'd be going to that if it was near me! I envy those who can make a gathering such as this:

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 21:37:34 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Terminology A Joke Or Serious?

Master Ayashi, in my opinion, by nature it's just going to have to be a little bit of both I think. I mean, the terms you have referenced thus far are no doubt terms that refer to the thoughts, writings, and/or techniques of serious, hardcore chikans. However, some, including myself, will naturally find a lot of it funny just because it IS funny! Plain and simple.

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Black Shogun (Sat 20 Sep 2003 21:43:25 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Search Engine

Master Ayashi, I'm not aware of a free one out there. But one is definitely needed for Ayashi BBS just because it has grown to be so large. There's a lot of good stuff here, and doing things like having a Man of the Year and Hall of Fame section helps. But not nearly enough. A search engine is definitely needed to bring out the "fullness" of what's on the site.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 21 Sep 2003 22:33:47 GMT)

Fine Ass Latina Gets A Nose Wedgie!

See the black man give a phat ass latina a "nose wedgie"! MAN I am IN LOVE with latina ass crack! This is definitely what I want for marriage my friends. The latina is the most beautiful female specimen that exists upon the face of the earth. No wonder Senor Carlos describes the exploration of "crack" as Heaven on earth. Look at what he gets to bum fuck everyday!!! Check it out: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 21 Sep 2003 23:57:39 GMT)

Man of the Year 2002

Is anybody else having a problem accessing the Man of the Year 2002 page, or is it just me? Everything but that (and of course the search engine) works for me.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 22 Sep 2003 00:16:27 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Ticketmaster

Nan, I just did some more research. Ticketmaster is still alive and well in the UK. I see that 50 cent will be doing some shows in Glasgow too . . . wish I could be there to jack Scottish phillies in the arse :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 23 Sep 2003 13:09:19 GMT)

Re: PBH - Dubai

PBH, I have a friend who is considering a job based in Dubai. He would have to travel throughout the region, but he would be based in Dubai. I have done some research on the place myself (ever since coming to know you). It does appear to be impressive indeed. Still, I cannot believe that the humping opportunities there are that great from a comparative standpoint. And again, I think that region is the last place on earth where I would try to hump. You are brave my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 24 Sep 2003 01:57:21 GMT)

Re: aise hi masti - Chikan & Chatting

I don't believe that talkativeness in a woman is a reliable indicator at all as to whether she will consent or not. Rather, the real value in being able to start up a friendly chat is that this is liable to lower her guard.

That is, a woman who asks you to snap a pic of her with her friend, or who asks to borrow a pen, is not likely to expect that you soon will be slapping her buttocks, fingering her crack, or humping her in her ass.

Her guard is lowered, so she is more likely to be totally unaware if you're slick :-) And if she does become aware, then she will probably be more stunned into inaction than anything else.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 24 Sep 2003 14:13:32 GMT)

Re: aise hi masti - Chikan & Chatting (Empirical Evidence Considered)

I don't know too much about chikaning "mounds" while chatting with a woman. In fact, I never said that I chikan a woman while talking to her at the same time. No. The chat comes BEFORE the chikan (and maybe even after!). Before . . . it sets the stage. Then later, when her attention is elsewhere, you go for the "goods". I like butts, so normally I'm behind my lovely where she doesn't have he

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Black Shogun (Wed 24 Sep 2003 15:14:43 GMT)

Re: aise hi masti - How Do You Know She's Willing?

Actually, you can know whenever she gives you a clear, unambiguous sign. For a buttfucker like me, a sure sign is when she sticks her butt back and lets you jack that ass. Or steps back to maintain the contact. Or, she might look at you and smile or start a conversation. Sometimes, she may openly cooperate by humping you right back. At other times, maybe she will just stand perfectly still .

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Black Shogun (Wed 24 Sep 2003 15:30:55 GMT)

Chikan Terminology - "Crack Packed"

Any locale that is jammed full with feminine butt cracks.

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Wed 24 Sep 2003 17:11:42 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Arm Humper - Eat Your Heart Out

Sounds like you had some "consent" going on there Ozzi. But, a "sympathetic acknowledgement" is what you would have appreciated from the one? LOL! Never heard that one before. Acknowledgement . . . yes. But I don't think too many will be giving us any sympathy.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 25 Sep 2003 10:36:27 GMT)

Re: Guest - Touching Pubic Mounds

I have touched many a pubic mound in a crowded nightspot or concert. One of my favorites was where my finger sunk into a cute east Indian girl's "pee pee mound". She gave me this kind of confused/angry look. I think I wrote about that one in my story "Grope is Dope . . . Especially With Friends". I think that's the one. If the search engine was working, you could find it easily. Think it was

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Black Shogun (Mon 29 Sep 2003 04:21:02 GMT)

September Man of the Month

I vote for Carlos for his "it is like Heaven" writings describing what it is like to explore female ass crack.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 29 Sep 2003 18:05:01 GMT)


Anybody notice that it's my name this idiot calls everytime he shows up here? This is only further proof of my stature as a "shogun class" chikan above him. Just keep calling my name fool. Only more recognition and admission on your part of my superiority over you.

It's a good thing you don't need any votes because you won't be getting any! Hehehe. You're the greatest LSM . . . and you are unanimous in that. Hahaha! Not only am I the better chikan, but I'm also smarter and the better writer/teacher/instructor. I have a bigger dick too :-) Unless we count the size of your head . . . dick . . . head :-)))

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 29 Sep 2003 18:43:13 GMT)

Re: aise hi masti - A "Pox Wish" for LSM

A pox? A POX is wished upon the dick of another??? Hahahaha! Now that gave me a good laugh! You know, I never once claimed to be the greatest (not seriously). Good . . . yes . . . but the greatest is for somebody else to decide. I just like to have fun with this.

Like I said. I get the job done by taking chikan seriously, but I try not to take myself too seriously. Hence, the humor. However, this doesn't mean standing by and being a punching bag for A-holes who decide they want to try to disrupt this board. The serious readers and writers here should never let that happen. Never!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 29 Sep 2003 20:02:57 GMT)

She's Out Of My Life( And Eyesight)

I was just downstairs in my building and saw that the petite little blonde "buggerable" I wrote about many days ago is moving! Yep . . . she's moving out and taking her "jar of Smuckers jam" bum cheeks with her :-/ Hell, that little bubble butt of hers is more like a top of the line jar of Polyaner All Fruit!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 30 Sep 2003 20:42:26 GMT)

Re: aise_ hi_ masti - Survey

Why do such a survey my friend? Don't you think it's pretty clear what the findings of such a survey would be? Quite negative towards chikans and most all aspects of the practice . . . don't you think?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 13:35:53 GMT)

Re: feellybreast

GropeMan . . . is that you using another handle? LOL! Anyway, as you can tell from my stories, I'm really not a fanatic about titty gropes. Now, I can tell you all about mounting some buttcheeks and getting some crack. But the titties, not so much so just because I rarely go for them. But when I do, it's usually in a really, really crowded spot making use of my forearms and the backs of my ha

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Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 15:50:50 GMT)

Re: Bad Boy - The one that got away . . . .

Man fuck that lady in the seat. Tell her to mind her own fucking bidness with your own frown right back. Shit . . . sounds like that latina crack was good too! And she pushed back also, so it was consensual. Next time, get . . . and keep . . . yo grind on that ass! Stand your ground and get a nut in some butt.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 16:55:24 GMT)

Re: Newbie Enthusiast - Beat You To It

I'm quick! Just like an index finger in her butt and out!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 17:45:02 GMT)

aise_hi_masti - Me So Horny

All this has made me incredibly horny too . . . I think I'll go to the bars this weekend . . . dig my dick into some asscheeks and crack . . . maybe get a late concert season ticket too . . . fuck girls I don't even know . . . in the BUM. I hope to get back into the dating scene next year. But for now, it's 100% chikan.

Dastardly Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 18:35:26 GMT)

Re: aise_hi_masti - Chikan At 30,000 Feet

I recently took a trip to a distant city and looked for opportunities on the plane during each leg of my journey. Thing is, I never seem to get somebody hot seated next to me. Always it's a guy or a woman I'm not attracted to, or just an empty seat. I never thought much about chikaning in flight until I started reading this board. Now, I look for opportunities when I travel via that mode.

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Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 20:14:02 GMT)

Re: Bad Boy - The one that got away

I feel ya dawg. I just wanted to instill some tough-minded, dogged, determination in you. It makes for a better chikan. But, as you point out, discretion is the better part of valor. As the GropeMan would say . . . do the thang!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 01 Oct 2003 21:36:51 GMT)

One For The Beast!

Congrats NY Sex Beast! Folks . . . meet the REAL "Beasty Boy". Hahahahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 02 Oct 2003 13:21:38 GMT)

Chikan On The Verge Of Being Elected Governor Of Largest U.S. State!

Women Claim Schwarzenegger Groped Them

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Oct. 2) -- As Arnold Schwarzenegger prepared to capitalize on his lead in polls with a state bus tour, fresh allegations surfaced that he sexually harassed women in the past.

Schwarzenegger's camp denied the allegations.

Six women accused the Republican actor in interviews with the Los An

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Black Shogun (Thu 02 Oct 2003 16:27:15 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - New Tram Routes

Ozzi, these Asian women you write about in your stories sure do seem to be rather docile and timid, even when you say they always appear to know exactly what you are doing. What do you think accounts for this? The only Asian I clearly recall trying to hump elbowed me in the ribs (See "Tippy Toes Concert Booty" . . . I think that's the story).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 03 Oct 2003 00:56:10 GMT)

Chikan Terminology - A "BUNion"

A "BUNion" is a set of female buns that look like an "onion booty" . . . buns + onions = a "BUNion".

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

Black Shogun (Fri 03 Oct 2003 11:53:04 GMT)

Asians On Asian Women

Yes Ozzi, that was nice writing outlining your thoughts on the "docile" Asian woman. But I wonder what our Asian chikan bretheren have to say about all this? Why is it that these Asian women act and behave in the manner that Ozzi Groper has reported? I want to hear a view on this from Asians.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 03 Oct 2003 14:39:58 GMT)

Re: aise_hi_masti - Docile Asian Woman A Myth?

Asian women who have been "Americanized" will not be so docile . . . I assure you. This is why Shogun prefers to travel to a place such as Japan, or perhaps a lesser developed Asian country, to sample the delights of docile Asian "cherry blossom bottoms". I have been to Asia before, but I was too young to know anything of chikan. I remember people literally hanging outside the doors of packed buses. Now that I am grown, I know what to do :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 04 Oct 2003 08:45:38 GMT)

Re: PBH - The Ultimate Butt Humping Fiesta

I'm sure you had to stand out in that big crowd of young people PBH, but way to hammer it home with authority in her deep, phat butt crack. I am never jealous of another chikan who creams a deep ass crack like you have described, but only empathetic as I too have experienced this joy . . . this Heaven on earth . . . many a time myself.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 05 Oct 2003 16:33:08 GMT)

Re: African Bottom Fucker - Advice

I do not live in London. So, I won't pretend to be the expert. However, I can repeat what is generally known here. The English like to drink a lot . . . get sloppy drunk . . . even outdoing the Americans on this point, drinking us under the table :-) I saw this with my own eyes while visiting Amsterdam where the English were the drunkest and loudest of the lot.

So, if you show up in the

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Black Shogun (Mon 06 Oct 2003 02:32:28 GMT)

A Question for Senior Chikans

When a chikan becomes old and gray, what are the best locales, methods, and tactics for the aging chikan to still get some crack on a consistent basis? Clearly, concerts and rowdy crowds are way too rough. And after a while, you no longer fit in at bars, even at so-called "all ages" bars and nightclubs. So, what is the senior chikan to do? Perhaps the best thing is to . . . ummmm . . . just hang "it" up.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 06 Oct 2003 14:33:12 GMT)

Re: beez - Old Grey Beard

Well, what's the deal? Did he get any ass crack? Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 06 Oct 2003 15:40:08 GMT)

Brazilian "Bunda"

I just finished reading an article on Brazilian culture where I learned that high on the Brazilian list for beauty is a nice "bunda" . . . or butt. So important is the bunda in Brazilian society that billboards and pictures intended to portray attractive women often only depict the women from behind. So AssGrabbinChris, you just may be right. Brazil appears to be a bum lover's dream.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 08 Oct 2003 11:58:43 GMT)

Groper Takes Office

Internationally famous bodybuilder, actor, and GROPER Arnold Schwarzenegger has been elected Governor of California, the largest U.S. state! So large is California that if it were to stand alone as an independent country, it would have the 5th largest economy . . . in the entire world! And now, a chikan is to manage it? Unbelievable. The first chapter of ARC (Association of Retired Chikans) can now be established in the golden state.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 10 Oct 2003 18:41:09 GMT)


Master Ayashi, I see that you have now added pictures to the movie section. I am assuming that these are pictures of chikan (duh!), but are they simply still frames from the movies? Or, something different?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 11 Oct 2003 22:42:52 GMT)

Nanbread "Rides" Again?

What? You are back at humping Nanbread? I thought you had given it up my friend?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 13 Oct 2003 21:51:36 GMT)

Re: Tony - I Must Stop...

Since it's only about 1 woman for you, I wouldn't even classify you as a chikan necessarily. This is about something other than chikan . . . has more of a feel of adultery to it. It's pure and simple sexual attraction to an in-law. That's the bottom line.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 14 Oct 2003 14:19:30 GMT)

Re: PBH - I Quit

Well, no need to be a total stranger. You can at least post something once and awhile on the quitters board. We need more sincere and helpful contributions there.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 15 Oct 2003 12:28:30 GMT)

Re: Frustrated Frotteur - University Panty Sniffing

Yeah . . . like Ozzi said . . . explain that. But, I admit I had to laugh at the "fish fingers" bit. Hahaha! Would that be like what we call "fish sticks" for dinner over here? Heeheehee!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 15 Oct 2003 12:36:26 GMT)

Re: PBH - Nanbread

To "show somebody the door" has negative connotations in the English language PBH. I was doing no such thing. I was encouraging you to continue to make a contribution by writing on the quitters board since we need the advice of people who are both sincere and actually capable of quitting. I put you into that category.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 17 Oct 2003 01:37:02 GMT)

Chikan & Religion

I could never cross chikan with church. You have to draw a line somewhere. That's one of mine.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 17 Oct 2003 16:05:17 GMT)

Re: Guest - Funeral Chikan

That's cold man! Hahaha! Not me. I remember talking to somebody about how you see all the people at the big religious concerts . . . I just couldn't do it.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 17 Oct 2003 16:14:53 GMT)

Re: Newbie Enthusiast - Quickie Stink Finger on the Escalator

I think it's just that people don't expect such a thing to be happening in a spot like that, so they simply aren't on guard for it. But as a newbie, you can now see that these things are possible.

A classic Mr. Stinky or Mr. Bum Thumb is your digits up her butt. Now, when you hit the paydirt of a strange girl's butthole with your fingers, we will have a space waiting for you in the Butthole Surfers Club. So please do let either Jay or me know. Thanks and happy humpin!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 17 Oct 2003 16:40:02 GMT)

Re: aise_hi_masti - Newbie's Escalator Fingering

I think she didn't have a clue as to what was going on, which is actually best for preserving the chikan's freedom since most women are going to absolutley object to a total stranger touching them between their legs like that . . . in public or private at anytime.

Remember, unless a clear sign is given otherwise, the chikan must be very conservative in conclusions drawn about what the woman

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Black Shogun (Fri 17 Oct 2003 23:36:26 GMT)

Re: Hunter - Jay

Wow . . . a fan! My lasting tribute to Jay is "Mr. Bum Thumb." I got that from him. We are the only two that I am aware of who have written of the act of pressing a thumb so deep up a girl's butt that you actually hit her "starfish." Butthole Surfers Club! But I'm glad you don't have his old e-mails Hunter. If he had wanted us to read that stuff, then I'm sure he would have shared it with us. I wondered about Jay. I figured he just got fed up with all the flaming and fighting.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 18 Oct 2003 09:00:25 GMT)

Hunter - Words From Jay

You know Hunter, I appreciate you sharing the comments that Jay allegedly made about me. Things like that make all my efforts worthwhile.

However, although I didn't say anything at the time, I really wish you had left out the part about him not being too impressed with anybody else. Do you think that endeared him (or you or me for that matter) to anybody else?

Then next, some paranoid, angry shithead comes in here and apparently thinks I wrote it. I don't have to do a damn thing, and STILL some ignorant dickhead wants to start some shit. Well, like Reggie Jackson said, it just must be "the magnitude of me" right? That pisses me off!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 18 Oct 2003 15:03:24 GMT)

Re: Frustrated Guest - This Sucks

And I hurl insults with the best of them don't I? I'm sorry, but I'm not one to allow other people to talk shit without some kind of consequence, even if it's a just a verbal beating. And yes, I guess you're right. I probably did go off a few times on some people when I shouldn't have. But in most cases, I think they deserved what they got. You shouldn't start shit if you have a glass jaw.

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Black Shogun (Sat 18 Oct 2003 18:03:10 GMT)

Re: AzN Style - The meaning of this board

Thanks for your words Style. Those who read the board regularly know that this has been my intent ever since the beginning of the year. I had planned to give it up at the end of 2002 actually. But then, right around that time, I discovered Ayashi BBS by a total fluke chance. I had planned to quit . . . but destiny called . . . destiny called, and I could not do it. This period in my chikan li

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Black Shogun (Sat 18 Oct 2003 23:06:18 GMT)

Re: Taxcider - thanks! ozzi groper!

Well, then, Taxcider. I leave you with some advice borrowed from a line in a movie that came out many, many years ago called "Deliverance". It goes like this (with heavy Southern accent): "Boy you better praaaaaay . . . and you better pray guuuud!" Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 19 Oct 2003 16:46:43 GMT)

Re: altera888 - A very important article . . . .

Yes, altera that article is of tremendous importance. It shows that something that people on this board have been talking about for years is possible. And it is fitting that the only solid evidence that such a club exists would come from Japan . . . the "motherland" of chikan.

In fact altera, the article you presented has become a revelation to me. As one mission winds down, perhaps I ha

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Black Shogun (Sun 19 Oct 2003 22:18:11 GMT)

The Time Is Now - I Retire

I always knew that I would recognize the exact moment at which it would be "time". It has arrived. The time is now. I am retiring from chikan and making a regular, active contribution to Ayashi BBS. At least on the mainboard anyway.

On these electronic pages are recorded the writings of Black Shogun. The stories reveal the secret life of an American chikan, one of the most hardened, "p

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Black Shogun (Sun 26 Oct 2003 22:18:56 GMT)

October Man of the Month

I'm back just to vote for the man of the month. I've not missed a vote since I've been around. And since I'm still reading, I want to participate in one of my favorite things to do on Ayashi BBS.

There were a handful of good stories this month. I liked Punjabi Butt Humper's swan song "Dandia Fever". I also like Kass's "Most Amazing Experience" where he learned that incredible things can

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Black Shogun (Wed 19 Nov 2003 19:54:27 GMT)

Mainboard Cameo

Aise, I just wanted to correct you a wee bit. I didn't say that I was "Inspector Callaghan". I said that I did a series of parodies of Inspector Callaghan using the character "Inspector Callahan". I got the idea to do that after Gentlebrush did the same thing using the character "Inspector Callahindi" (you've promised another one Gentleman Brush).

Now, there was a "Callaghan" who showed

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Black Shogun (Sat 29 Nov 2003 16:21:15 GMT)

Man of the Month for November

I cast my vote for Ozzi Groper. Ozzi probably would have won it last month except that Gentlebrush wrote such an exciting story. We've had a solid year of good stories!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 23 Dec 2003 00:10:48 GMT)

OK Guys . . .

I had a relapse last weekend. I admit it. I don't know why I let my guard down. Maybe it's because I know New Year's Eve is coming up, and I figured that if I went out a week earlier, I wouldn't do something so extreme on New Year's Eve.

Anyway, last weekend, I went out and fucked several women I didn't know in the butt. There seemed to be a lot of girls out with thin clothing on too, s

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Black Shogun (Tue 23 Dec 2003 01:27:24 GMT)

Re: Feather - The Power of Addiction

I'm so addicted as a chikan that I totally don't want strange girls to give it to me anymore. At least not at first. I take so much more pleasure out of "stealing" their butt cracks from them, whether they like it or not. If they come to be aware later, fine. But now, I prefer to totally steal it in the beginning.

Man Feather, that 20-something brunette I buggered during the fight WHILE she talked to me with NO KNOWLEDGE my dick was in her butt! I had to wank over that later. I'm telling you man . . . it was like a junkie going to shoot heroin into his veins again after a long absence from the harmful drug. I know Senor Carlos understands my emotions on this and feels my overwhelming addiction. I can tell with his words. It's hopeless for me I fear.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 24 Dec 2003 00:49:18 GMT)

End of Year Voting

Since I will not have a lot of time over the next several weeks, I need to cast my votes now:

Feather for "Feather Christmas #2" - it was a lean month but an outstanding year

Ozzi Groper - Honorable mention to Kass (either way, the Aussies get my vote)

Black Shogun - If you cannot vote for yourself, why would anybody else?

One new inductee - Ozzi Groper

All in all, 2003 was a remarkable time of change and growth at Ayashi BBS!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 28 Dec 2003 02:28:28 GMT)

Pussy Touching

I would like to caution Aise and Ozzi regarding this "pussy touching" business. It is too dangerous, and I urge you to give it up. Chikans need some form of a crowd and/or escape strategy to remain out of trouble in this business. For your own safety, I implore you to reach out for cootchie biscuits under more favorable circumstances.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 03 Jan 2004 17:41:49 GMT)

I Am Vindicated

Thank you Master Ayashi and all who have appreciated the extent of my contributions here. Vindication is mine. They tried to do to me that which they did to brother Dr. Iron Dick. In each case, they have failed miserably. Who shall "they" annoint next?

Brother Dr. Iron Dick, you have represented the Nation of Chikan well as a figure-head leader. I shall do the same over the next year, after which time I shall step down in orderly, democratic chikan succession. Long live DR. IRON DICK! Long live Black Shogun! And long live Ayashi BBS!

Black Shogun!!!

Black Shogun (Sat 03 Jan 2004 17:54:28 GMT)

Buttfuckin New Year's Eve

On New Year's Eve, I said the hell with it and went out for action. I have to tell you my chikans that it ended up being a night for the ages. I fucked at HOT blonde in the ASS while she danced with her boyfriend on a packed dance floor. Things got so out of control that I ended up grabbing the bitch by both her arms (biceps) while I dicked the pink pooty hole down. Thing is, my dick was out,

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Black Shogun (Sat 03 Jan 2004 18:00:55 GMT)

Re: Guest - Black People and Ugly Fat People Chikaning

I don't know where you've been looking, but most of the people I see groping women and pinching their asses are WHITE guys. So save your stereotyping for someplace else. And by the way, I have had many a girlfriend. In 2003, I swore off dating because I had some life-changing things going on I wanted to deal with. They've all come to fruition, and I intend to get back into the dating scene in 2004. I want either a latina or a white gal. Preferably somebody who will let me fuck them in their asshole . . . or at least lick it

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 04 Jan 2004 20:36:45 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Nightclub Chikan

Nightclubs can be tough crowds to work. But, I have found some good action over the years. It's hard to maintain good contact long enough sometimes. But with patience and hardwork, it can be done. Still no time to write my story. I assure you though that I buttfucked that blonde babe good . . . packed her "hershey" in . . . all against the inner walls of her buttcheeks till I spudged on her bum. She kinda looked like Kate Bosworth. Check her out on the internet. Then in the other place, I didn't cum but I had my dick out and was literally taking it into my hand and thrusting into the brunette's booty gap!!! She never moved on her own. She liked getting buttfucked by the Shogun :-O! Story coming in about a week.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 04 Jan 2004 20:38:20 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Malls

Malls are some of the least desirable places to chikan due to the security. Not a good idea. Ask Gentlebrush ;-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 07 Jan 2004 23:48:26 GMT)

Re: Guest & Nanbread - Chikan Civil War

You do have to fight for your hump. On New Year's Eve, it was a free for all. Every chikan for himself, with many trying to steal what I had or was pursuing. In such situations, it's every chikan for himself. Only the strong chikan will get to hump. In the end, there is no honor or enforceable "code of ethics" in such a dirty profession.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 08 Jan 2004 01:11:20 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - What's Necessary and What's Not

You weren't where I was dealing with the same people and circumstances. Did anybody ever try to take anything from you? They have from me. Many times. That's why I wrote the classic story "Gotta Fight For Ya Hump." So speak for yourself!

I know good and damn well that it is indeed sometimes necessary. There weren't "thousands and thousands" where I am. There never are. And if somebo

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Black Shogun (Thu 08 Jan 2004 21:07:47 GMT)

Re: Guest - Chikan War

Please don't lump me in with brother Nanbread. I don't agree 100% with what he says. Show some respect for differences and nuances in opinions.

And by the way, NOBODY on this board ever expressed or thought of chikan as a "brotherhood" until the Shogun introduced that concept. You won't find it expressed ANYWHERE here until I wrote about it.

So how about you stop your moralizing to the man who introduced the notion of chikan brotherhood to the Nation of Chikan and write some good stories about chikan buttfucking . . . brother.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 16 Jan 2004 02:41:32 GMT)

Weekend Story Coming

I've been really busy lately, but my New Year's Eve 2003 story of how I fucked two strange girls in the butt on that glorious night should be coming this weekend. Hope I haven't forgotten too many of the details. "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck" is coming soon.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 19 Jan 2004 05:07:54 GMT)

Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck Part I

Well, finally I have some time to begin telling the story of Shogun’s New Year’s Eve 2003. As I noted in an earlier post, I looked upon the approach of last New Year’s Eve with both apprehension and anticipation at the same time. Anybody following this board knows that the Shogun would like to give up chikan. And yet, the draw of the crowd as the new year approached was just too much to resist.

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Black Shogun (Mon 19 Jan 2004 16:11:11 GMT)

Re: Feather/Ozzi Groper - Another New Year's Eve

I’m glad you both liked Part I of the story. Oh, how I love to bugger strange women and teen girls in the butt, especially blondes. Fuck ‘um in the ASS! I rarely ever used to take my dick out, and even then that was only at crushed concerts. But ever since I discovered Ayashi BBS and began reading about the exploits of other “wet humpers”, I have been doing it more and more.

Only the mo

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Black Shogun (Mon 19 Jan 2004 20:58:59 GMT)

Hall of Fame Listing

Master Ayashi, why is the cherished Hall of Fame no longer in perfect alpabetical order? Not only would that look better, but it would also uphold the principle that no one chikan in the Hall is better than any other.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 20 Jan 2004 01:03:59 GMT)

Re: Guest - Who Would Win?

Ozzi doesn't tend to fight for a hump, so that rules him out. As to me and Nanbread, I think it all depends on the environment. If it's on a carriage in the tube, then Nan has the advantage. But if it's a concert, then the Shogun will win! No clear winner in a bar or nightclub.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 24 Jan 2004 20:33:12 GMT)

January 2004 Man of the Month

I need to cast my vote now due to time constraints. I cast my vote to Khabir for the stories "The Wash Center" and "Job Fair". Time to recognize this chikan who has been working hard to make a contribution to this board.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 26 Jan 2004 06:35:03 GMT)

Wet Butt Humping

Wet buttfucking strange women and girls in their bum holes is Heaven on this earth for a chikan I tell you. Nothing can be better for a chikan butt fucker than to sink his bare dick in between the fleshy buttocks cheeks of a strange female, then hunch her right up her crack till orgasm all over her cheeks and thin clothing. In this way, a chikan "butt breeds" a strange female in her arsehole in the tradition of the New York Sex Beast.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 26 Jan 2004 06:48:35 GMT)

Day Dreaming About Wet Humping

The Shogun now fantisizes about wet buttfucking a strange older woman in her late 30's to 40's. It's normally females in their teens to 20's who get dicked up their poop chutes by the Shogun. However, as friend and co-Author Pakistani Bottom Groper has pointed out, older women tend to have the softer, fleshier, wider bums with the deeper arse gaps. The Shogun now dreams of finding an older woman with such buttocks cheeks, and then gooing my genetic code all over her big, phat ass.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 27 Jan 2004 11:02:24 GMT)

Re: Assgrabb'in Chris

Now THAT'S onion booty! How I'd like to get behind her as she wore thin pants. Hell, with a butt like that, I'd nut all over her jeans!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 27 Jan 2004 22:28:40 GMT)

Re: AssGrabbinChris Request

We don't need a space for links. That's for sure. The site already has one that is already quite underutilized. But, perhaps a place just for pics would be good.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 01 Feb 2004 12:50:50 GMT)

Whore Houses

I would love to go to South America to bone latina whores in their poo holes like Carlos, Five Finger Devil, and Mr. T. However, I could never take the chance of being caught in a cheap ho house, even if I were found dead. The potential loss of face and embarassment to my employer, combined with the shady dangers of the underworld, would pose too much of a cost and risk.

My best bet would

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Black Shogun (Sun 01 Feb 2004 13:32:30 GMT)

Re: Mr. T

Thanks Mr. T. How much are these "guest fees" by the way? And are they charged directly to your credit card? Also, what can you tell us about other Latin countries whose whores you have sampled? What is the lay of the land in those places?

Black Shogun

PS I considered getting a white ho this weekend, but chose not to. I saw only one that I really liked. Would have been nice to pussy fuck her, but I want some pooty hole too, and it's hard to find American whores who will do that. And even if you do, they may ask some outrageous price. It would be better to chikan butt fuck for free.

Black Shogun (Sun 01 Feb 2004 16:51:12 GMT)

Re: Carlos And Mr. T On Latina Prostitutes

Senor Carlos, please tell us how to attract cheap Venezuelan hookers back to our hotel rooms for anal sex. Given the exchange rates, I would gladly pay a latina ho 10 times her normal rate in order to get a BJ and to lick, suck, and fuck her booty hole for hours. However, I could never go to the dangerous parts of town where the cheap brothels are located due to the risks posed by doing so.

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Black Shogun (Fri 06 Feb 2004 02:22:29 GMT)

Re: Ozzie - Stragen - Muslim Women

And I buttfuck white girls ;-) Would like to dig into some Latina arse gaps!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 07 Feb 2004 03:07:57 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Nanbread

Brother Nanbread is indeed always in touch with himself . . . or some chick's chunky chicken buttocks :-) He'll be back for such are the ways of the Nanbread.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 08 Feb 2004 12:37:48 GMT)

Re: Guest - Hall of Fame

The formula for getting into the Hall of Fame is simple to understand, but no longer easy to follow with success. The standards for being recognized for a good piece have been raised over the years. The formula is to produce well-written and believable stories of chikan, and to do it often. Be creative and original. The Hall of Fame isn't even a year old, but the bar has been raised around he

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Black Shogun (Sun 08 Feb 2004 14:24:41 GMT)


There can be no doubt that Dr. Iron Dick belongs in the Hall of Fame. The good doctor was one of the earliest and most influential writers to appear on this BBS. The nation's first doctor had this community rolling with jolly laughter. Love him or hate him, he kept the people talking, and that's a really good thing for a storyboard like Ayashi BBS.

I've said this before, and maybe you al

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Black Shogun (Sun 08 Feb 2004 14:46:58 GMT)


Actually, at a noisy concert people can hear your loud groans and shouts . . . only they think it's about the band or the crowd crush . . . but it's REALLY about your stiff dick buried DEEP in between a pretty girl's BUTTCHEEKS. Can you scream Ye-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!? Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 09 Feb 2004 03:06:01 GMT)

Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck Part II

So, the ball had risen to its highest peak and the clock had struck midnight, thus ringing out yet another year and ushering in the new. And once again, Black Shogun had gotten his buttfuck on. This time, it was between the muscular buttcheeks of a bitchin fine blonde. The Shogun had fucked her in the ass while she danced with her boyfriend on the dance floor, even grabbing the white girl by he

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Black Shogun (Mon 09 Feb 2004 10:54:18 GMT)

Oh, I Forgot To Say . . .

Forgot to mention that at one point, I had placed a hand on the brunette's hip and began pulling her back into my exposed schlong as I dug up her booty hole. This was when she was dancing in the circle of girlfriends. She turned her head and gave me a kind of annoyed look. I quickly removed my hand so as not to ruin the hump. A chikan butt fucker must always pay attention to the moods and signals given off by his ass fucked prey in order to enjoy maximum success.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 10 Feb 2004 00:38:01 GMT)

re: PBH - Shogun Back In Action

Not really . . . I haven't chikan buttfucked anybody since New Year's Eve.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 10 Feb 2004 23:59:34 GMT)

Chikan Songs

How about "Make A Pretty Mess On My Dress" by Vanity 6??? Now thaaat's a wet butthumper's chikan song!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 15 Feb 2004 00:03:14 GMT)

Aussie Whore

Is this what you want NY Sex Beast? Here's a beautiful whore from Oz who travels the U.S. I would try to blast my nuts into her belly if she ever came to my town. Check her out: www.aussieamber.net

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 15 Feb 2004 13:07:11 GMT)

Re: Nick The Quick - Parade Hump

Yes, nice story Nick The Quick. Way to buttfuck those phat, blonde, gelatin buttcheeks . . . all against the inner walls of her bum cheeks . . . down to the butthole . . . then goo in her crack. A most excellent adventure! Gentlebrush is the other parade butt fucker up in here.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 15 Feb 2004 14:02:43 GMT)

Re: NY Sex Beast - Aussie Amber

I knew you would like Aussie Amber Beast. Who the hell wouldn't? My dick gets hard looking at her pics too. I will fuck her if she comes to my town. No questions asked. She has gotten great reviews too. I normally don't mess around with ho's, but I swear I'd pay to fuck that bitch.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Feb 2004 02:24:34 GMT)

Concert Hump

Here's a hot concert story. Don't know if it's true or not, but I enjoyed it. Check it out: www.asstr.org/~harrietsplace/PublicCum.htm

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Feb 2004 18:29:01 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Amber

Yeah . . . like you wouldn't fuck her! LOL! Hey, for a whore she's hot.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 16 Feb 2004 20:30:00 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - Pussy Bumping

Nanbread says, "What was running through this lady's mind guys?" Methinks this was a chijo whose mind was going, "AAAAHHHHHH that feels good to my cootchie!"

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 18 Feb 2004 22:47:50 GMT)

Re: Guest - Abuse

It seems to me that my stories don't talk about forcing myself on women against their expressed will at all. You clearly have not read my stories with any kind of objectivity. You merely want to pass a negative judgment.

Take my last two-part story for example. Wherein that story did the women object??? I wrote it as I remembered things happening. Well, the one brunette did object when

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Black Shogun (Thu 19 Feb 2004 00:40:14 GMT)

Formula For Success

You know, I consider myself to have been a successful chikan over all these years, and you don't become a successful chikan by repeatedly doing things that your target has clearly told you she doesn't like. No, you become a busted or knicked chikan is what you become if you do that.

I've always said that the most successful chikans will be those who can do stuff without their prey being aw

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Black Shogun (Thu 19 Feb 2004 10:13:18 GMT)

Re: beez - awareness

True enough beez. An apparent lack of awareness may actually add up to simply ignoring what is happening. But in many cases, given whatever it is a chikan might be doing, I'm pretty sure that the woman is unaware of the EXACT circumstances.

For example, she may feel a stiff dick in her ass crack, but is she aware that dick is bare??? I seriously doubt it. If she did, I bet her reaction would be different in most cases, even if that's just heavier breathing and a red face!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 19 Feb 2004 12:02:28 GMT)

More On Awareness

On the rare occassions I have done pussy touching, I'm quite certain the woman had no idea what was going on.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 19 Feb 2004 12:29:18 GMT)

Ozzi Knows Hardcore Chikan

Ozzi, you have described what was going on between me and the brunette in "Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck Part II" to the letter. She felt that dick in her plump buttcheeks. She enjoyed the "corkscrew squat buttfucking" she was getting. There's no doubt.

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Black Shogun (Fri 20 Feb 2004 23:12:16 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Japanese Chikan Sites

Master Ayashi, how about translating one of those stories for us? Just one. Let us read of how observers find what chikans do to be funny. We'd all appreciate it!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 22 Feb 2004 18:09:12 GMT)

Re: beez - Right and Wrong

Beez, why would you have questioned what decades of experience has proven to me to be true? A master chikan can buttfuck women without them being aware of what's going on, especially in a really scrunched up crowd.

You were right to say that when women do become aware, they often choose to ignore what's happening. It doesn't have to be either or you know. I've buttfucked many women who were totally unaware at first, only to become aware later.

The truth shall set you free my friend. Or, at least improve your buttfucking skill and experiences!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 23 Feb 2004 11:42:16 GMT)

Re: beez - The Club

Them phat assed buttcheeks felt GOOD to your dick huh beez??? Beez jacked that ass booooyyyyy!! Hahaha! Just remember to be careful. Don't get too carried away in your exhuberance my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Feb 2004 11:14:36 GMT)

Re: PBH - An Asian Bar Situation

Oh, the joys of Western democracy and freedoms! Buttfucking galore for all as women go to crowded places on their own all the time. Even with a guy, boyfriend, or husband there, you still might be able to pull off a buttfuck.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Feb 2004 17:18:34 GMT)

Re: Ozzi - Ho's n Hot Tubs

The hell with what the ho thought. I'da been hella pissed if somebody thought they could just reach out and touch what I had paid for. Touch your own ho! LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Feb 2004 23:07:05 GMT)

Nick Is The Man!

I cast my vote to Nick The Quick for February! The 17 year old Nick produced a story that leaves him nothing short of a Master Apprentice. His parade story was well-written, and he was able to effectively describe the tactics, techniques, thoughts, and desires of a skilled chikan. And Nick knows where a chikan's stiff dick belongs . . . between phat, jiggly, Jello-like female buttcheeks! Nick The Quick deserves the February award.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 24 Feb 2004 23:10:46 GMT)

Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Fighting Weapons

Brother Dr. Iron Dick, the only weapons I carry with me are my brains, my skills, and ocassionally a willingness to use my fists, if need be.

Black Shogun

PS Oh yeah . . . and my dick! AAAAHAHAHA!

Black Shogun (Thu 26 Feb 2004 00:03:58 GMT)

Chikan Lyrics

I heard a great song on the radio today that describes perfectly the actions and behaviors of a "dancefloor chikan." I don't know the name of the song, but I know it's by a group called "Next" and includes the following words several times:

Step back you're dancin kinda close
I feel a little poke comin through . . . on youuuuuu!!!
OOOHHH girl I know you felt it
But OOOHHH I just can't help it
You're makin it hard for meeeeee!!!

The song clearly describes a scene where a guy is dancing so close to a girl that she can feel his stiff boner against her body. She asks him to step back because she feels his dick. His reply is basically, "I know, you're makin my dick hard." Beautiful.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 29 Feb 2004 08:26:23 GMT)

Bar Butt Fuck

Well, the Shogun fucked another white girl in the ass tonight . . . this time at a packed bar. The action led to quite an unexpected result. My hard as a rock and exposed boner squirted "dick goo" into her ass crack! Thanks to Ayashi BBS (I think), the Shogun has developed his practice into "wet humping." The Shogun is becoming a "wet buttfucker" extraordinaire. Please look for the story coming soon . . . "The Wet Bar" . . . by Black Shogun. Think I'll go wank over how I burst my nuts into that bitch's arse gap. Good night for now.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 02 Mar 2004 11:32:57 GMT)

re: Callaghan DID get buggered!

Ahhh . . . so that's it. The Inspector got chikan buttfucked! Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 02 Mar 2004 21:42:56 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - February Awards

Hey, I like that idea Master Ayashi! I guess you picked up on something that was right before our eyes, and yet we were blind to it. Many of the good stories that have been written recently have had celebratory themes surrounding them. Good idea to recognize a bunch of good stories and contributions that fit within that mold!

Since my story (Another New Year's Eve . . . Another Buttfuck) was a 2-part piece, with the first having actually been written in January, I would request that both parts be displayed for February in the order written so that it will all make sense, and so that the full story will run together. I will be writing "The Wet Bar" soon . . . the story how the Shogun achieved a "wet buttfuck" at a "crack packed" bar last weekend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 02 Mar 2004 21:45:23 GMT)

Re: Louise - Research?

I'm curious to know what kind of research you are conducting, and what you intend to do with that research?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 02 Mar 2004 23:12:42 GMT)

Re: Louise - PS

Social science? Well, that's a rather broad description for your research. What is the purpose? Is there a thesis?

If I have a question to ask, I will ask it, OK? I think I'm just a little bit more astute and discerning than the "guest." All one has to do is read the plain English that was written to see exactly what was said and/or asked by whom.

PS It's good you won't be responding to any more guests since that was a rule that people, including myself, agreed to weeks ago, but cannot always seem to keep.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 03 Mar 2004 00:17:36 GMT)

The Usual Suspects?

Given the long and . . . errrrr . . . "storied" history of this board, anybody showing up here claiming to be "a female with a sincere and reasoned woman's point of view", or a legitimate "researcher", is immediately suspect with two strikes against them at the outset. Ayashi BBS chikans have reason to be skeptical. I would like to throw a few pitches (softballs really) just to see what we get back: more foul balls; a swing and a miss and strike three; or a highly unlikely, almost impossible hit? Probably a strikeout looking. STEEE-RIKE!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 03 Mar 2004 00:41:41 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Louise

Hey, I wasn't "rough" or "insulting". Hehehe. I asked her what the purpose of her research was and whether there was a thesis. I was nice :-) If she's conducting research here, then those are two legitimate questions to ask. Right?

But, and as you are well aware Ozzi, given the history of this board, plenty of room for skepticism must be allowed. So, let's see what we get. So far, Mi

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Black Shogun (Wed 03 Mar 2004 02:06:29 GMT)

Re: Ozzi - Louise

I knew you weren't referring to me specifically Ozzi . . . that's why I put the "hehehe" in there. Just having some fun. But you're right. Louise has made some solid posts. That's why I said she's still in the batter's box.

But man, I can't wait to tell you about my latest experience. No time to write the full story now. Maybe this weekend. But Ozzi man . . . I had my big dick shoved all up these girls' butt gaps . . . and that's not including the blonde one who made me nut in her arse!

I mean my weiner was UP IN THERE, and the inner walls of their tight buttcheeks were literally squeezing my large boner like a vice! Man! Geez that was incredible! Well, I don't want to ruin it. Full story later this week (I hope).

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Mar 2004 11:12:09 GMT)

Re: Feather - Cum Stained Pants

Never had anybody give me a hand job like that Feather, but I did once have a 20-something girl at a concert wearing skin tight black shorts openly scrub her bum back and forth on my stiff dick, then look back and give that same "sly" smile. She was drunk out of her mind, actually barely able to stand, but she knew what she was doing.

I tell you now that in my next story, there will be two sets of cum-stained pants . . . mine and those of the big ass blonde who I buttfucked until my dick splattered cum onto her fleshy hindquarters. I wish I could cream on female booty at the bar like that all the time! You mostly only get to work to pre-cum in a bar, but this time I squirted a wet one!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Mar 2004 21:33:12 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Inspector Callahindi Story

Dr. Iron Dick's top selling research books are all in caps??? HAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Now that's some funny shit!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 04 Mar 2004 22:47:44 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - February Awards

A group award! First time since September 2002! A welcome change in pace I think.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 05 Mar 2004 20:42:49 GMT)

Re: guest - all about bubble butts

For the professional chikan, whether they (women) want to be buttfucked or not is beside the point :-)))) The professional chikan never makes dangerous assumptions. He simply uses effective methods to get a buttfuck (or whatever kind of hump he desires).

If the professional chikan assumes anything, it is that his prey DOES NOT want to be humped . . . this type of assumption helps the chik

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Black Shogun (Fri 05 Mar 2004 23:35:33 GMT)

Re: Channel 4 & Louise

I would like to view these documentaries when they are produced. When and where will they be ready for public consumption, and through what channels?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Mar 2004 00:06:06 GMT)

Re: Louise - Documentary

Yes, apparently "channel 4" is one. But who knows where that is or what it's all about? In fact, who knows where you are, or what you're all about? I wonder how many "channel 4's" there are in the world?

As for your own work, I'm really not interested in being formally involved in a documentary or study about chikan. However, if any such documentary or study were to be released, then I would like to see/read it.

You indicated that you have already written a documentary about chikan. Is that something that has already been distributed for public consumption, or is it something that you're hoping to sell/distribute at some point in the future?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 06 Mar 2004 00:30:45 GMT)

Re: Youth Chikan Man

The best tip I can give you is that you should REMAIN a rusty chikan. Whatever you've been doing to kick the habit, then keep it up. However, if you DO go out and do it, be careful for Christ's sake! Don't be stupid and do something to get yourself into trouble. Oh yeah . . . and tell us about what happened at the Atomic Kitten concert :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 00:52:54 GMT)

The Wet Bar Part I

For those of you who do not know, a “wet bar” is a bar where alcoholic drinks are mixed in a facility that also includes a sink and running water. However, when a chikan shows up on the scene, those two words can take on a very different meaning. Where am I going with this? Well, you’ll know after you read my latest story.

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Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 11:22:44 GMT)

Re: Feather - So Busy In Business?

Not really Feather. Not really compared to the past. Only 3 times in the past two plus months: New Year's Eve; 2 times at the "wet bar". More on the wet bar later. But, ummmm . . . the concert season is heating up again :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 12:05:12 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Request For Inclusion Of Terms

Master Ayashi, I would like to request that two new terms be included in the terminology section:

Wet Bar - a public place for the consumption of alcohol and the ejaculation of chikans between the fleshy buttocks cheeks of attractive, phat-assed women.

The Plug and Play - when a chikan jams his dick into the booty crack of his target and follows her around, stepping forward each time that she does without his boner losing contact with her butt gap.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 12:12:51 GMT)

Re: Feather - Quantity Versus Quality

Quantity is down. Way, way down actually. But, I still have not been able to totally stop buttfucking strange women. And then again, I didn't expect to be there yet. But, my "practice" definitely is not the same. Still high quality, but low, low quantity.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 22:14:48 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Sexual Assault

I don’t think I’m being inconsistent at all. When I say that “consent” doesn’t matter to me, I’m not saying that I would continue to do what I was doing if a woman objected. No, what I mean is that I believe that I am skillful enough that I can still get a booty hump with a woman being quite unaware of exactly what’s going on.

And if she is unaware, then she can neither consent NOR object

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Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 22:45:55 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Success Factors Again

Well hell Aise! You could at least thank me for writing such an insightful and knowledgeable response :-) And by the way, I enjoy virtually 100% success. I didn't say literal . . . I said virtual. In certain situations though, I do have 100% success. At concerts for example, I go with 100% certainty that I will ass fuck 2 to 3 girls GOOD . . . and nut on the buttcheeks of at least 1 or 2 of them. In packed bars, I'm guaranteed to at least work up to pre-cum. That's years of experience my friend :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 08 Mar 2004 22:47:18 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Inclusion Of Terms

Thanks Master Ayashi!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 09 Mar 2004 00:26:36 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Success Factors

Aise, I knew what you would write before you even wrote it! It’s the standard response. However, my experience tells me something very, very different. The average person gives far, far, FAAAR too much weight to people being aware of what’s going on in their surroundings. Study after study has shown that people are not so aware. Criminals, thieves for example, rely upon this fact to ply their

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Black Shogun (Tue 09 Mar 2004 11:30:47 GMT)

Re: beez - success factors

You see, beez has learned something from simple trial and error. What's so funny to me about all of this is that it's so, so EASY to make basic contact with a woman's butt in the right conditions! LOL! I think Ozzi realizes this because he once said something to the effect that it was relatively easy to butt hump versus do other types of chikan. And if you ever get good at it, basic contact be

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 00:29:25 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Women's Self Awareness

Ahhh, but Aise, once again you must be more sophisticated in your analysis! You don't have to quote from my stories in order to make the point you want to make here. I know exactly what I have written. And I knew you would go here next :-) It's only natural. But, again, you're thinking WAY too simplistically my friend! The facts are right here before your to own eyes to see, but you keep ana

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 00:58:18 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Get It Right Please!

I am sorry to become extremely annoyed at you AISE, but it REALLY pisses me off when people come in here and misrepresent my writing. If you're going to say that my writing stands to prove some point you want to make that allegedly shows I'm lacking in knowledge, then you had damn well better be able to effectively argue a point and AT LEAST get what I wrote right. You can start by REALLY paying

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 02:09:10 GMT)

Makes No Sense

You know Aise, I just looked again at the passages you selected to "prove" your point. I wouldn't need to provide anything more to show you're off the mark other than what you yourself have already provided!

The passages quite clearly show no lacking of a sense of a woman's awareness on my part. They were more than likely aware (I say more than likely since we can't read minds) . . . I SA

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 02:50:55 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Aise Hi Masti - Get It Right Please!

Yes Ozzi, you are right. I was hard. I apologize to my chikan bretheren. It's just that I . . . Black Shogun . . . take great offense at somebody asserting that "I have no sense of a woman's awareness" when so much of what I have written here leaves no doubt that the opposite conclusion must be drawn. I suffer further insult when the accusation is based upon my own words . . . words that clear

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 11:51:14 GMT)

Re: beez - I Love This

You know beez, if somebody wants to poke holes in my writing or analysis, they certainly can. The opportunity is there [but not too much :-)]. And if they get it right, then all I really can and should do is acknowledge it. And then, maybe I can explain it. Or, maybe not. Let me pick on myself for a minute and give a fantastic example.

If I recall correctly, in my story "Another New Ye

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 17:34:10 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - beez - I Love This

That's fair enough Ozzi. It's clear from your posts that you get it. You understand a lot. Very knowledgeable and reasonable about things. You know how to make sense. When I write a story, I don't get hung up on that kind of thing. That's why I wrote what I did. It' only when some "bonehead" like "Guest" twists and turns and contorts to reach some negative conclusion that you start getting annoyed. And that isn't all from not being a native English speaker either. They know what the hell they're doing. No speak ingles. Right.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 18:00:37 GMT)

Re: Asti Hi Masti - Shogun And Awareness

Aise, the thing that you wrote that pushed my buttons was, "As EVIDENCE (emphasis mine) that Shogun himself DOES NOT HAVE A(emphasis mine)perfectly CLEAR SENSE OF A WOMAN'S SELF-AWARENESS, DESPITE HIS IMMENSE EXPERIENCE (emphasis mine). . . ."

For the Shogun, these words were an insult. For one thing, for me it was as if what you appear to giveth, you actually taketh away. That is, "he ma

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 18:24:55 GMT)

Re: beez - Chikans Give It Up (Write Stories!)

Beez, the question that I have is how many people are out there chikaning who really have no idea about this board? Now think about this. Until November 2002 when I accidentally discovered Ayashi BBS, I believe it was then, I didn't even know what the hell a "chikan" or "chikan" was. I didn't even know what the concept of "frotteurism" was all about or what it meant!!!

I had been going s

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 18:43:05 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Touching Pussies

Nope, I'm not saying you're lying. That would be imposing a double standard. Experienced chikans know that a whole lot of things that seem impossible to the average person can and do happen. No, I'm saying that what you say you do is a very, very high-risk form of chikan. It's FAR more risky than buttfucking women in the environs that I do. That's my opinion on it.

The more extreme the

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 18:47:44 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Walking Tall

Walking tall can be a good thing, but melding into the crowd makes for better odds for getting a buttfuck. Hehehe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 19:35:20 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - On Arrogance

People who just don't understand, or who don't like you, or who feel threatened by you are the ones who will often rely upon that trusty old concept of "arrogance". Well, I have a "gance" of my own that I like to come back with. I find that a lot of people who want to call somebody else arrogant are themselves suffering from just plain old "ignorance".

You see, sometimes a person just KNO

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 20:05:55 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - On Arrogance

There's NOTHING complimentary about being called "arrogant" Aise. Sorry, but you need to use some other word then. Arrogance has very, very negative connations in the English language, which you seem to know and use quite well. So, I'm completely surprised that you think you can compliment somebody by calling them arrogant! Ummm . . . there's no nice way of using the word "arrogant" in the English language that I'm aware of. I read what you said, but the alleged intent of your message ultimately failed. You may have been trying to bestow some compliment, but that's definitely the wrong word to use. If you call a native born American "arrogant" your intent to "compliment" will be lost.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 21:31:07 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Arrogance/Assault

Good enough, but I'm going to say just a couple of more things. When I say that your use of the word "arrogance" wasn't proper for achieving what you wanted to say, I'm talking about the everyday, normal way in which the word is used by Americans. That's what's important, especially since you were addressing a native-born American.

If the context within which you intended to use the word

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Black Shogun (Wed 10 Mar 2004 21:54:55 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Nuff Said

I didn't REALLY mean that you should go around calling people arrogant . . . I said it in gest. LOL! And, I see it had the intended effect of driving my point home.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 11 Mar 2004 11:36:08 GMT)

A Question

I find it interesting that nobody chose to take on one of the questions I posed to Aise Hi Masti. I'll ask it again: If a woman has no awareness that she is being chikaned, may the chikan still be said to be "forcing" himself upon her body? My answer is "no". Any other ideas?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 11 Mar 2004 21:50:33 GMT)

Re: beez - Assault

Well beez, based on what you wrote, the "bimbo" was "aware" of what happened because she told the "ballbuster" (and therefore, your response really doesn't address my question head on). And since she was aware, then the doors are opened up for debate as to whether a reasonable person would have feared being harmed under the same set of circumstances.

Getting a little bit more precise now,

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Black Shogun (Thu 11 Mar 2004 22:36:45 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Assault

Well, I'm certainly trying to provide a "rationale" (explanation) for my position. But, I have to take issue with you if what you mean by "rationalizing" is what people (Americans) typically mean when they say somebody is "rationalizing" their behavior.

When somebody is said to be "rationalizing", the message in that is that they know the facts, circumstances, truth, etc. to be a certain w

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Black Shogun (Thu 11 Mar 2004 22:57:49 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Assault

Ahhh Aise! Yes, yes! Good, good good! You made all kinds of good points there. Maybe the woman has pain and suffering (mental or physical) as a result of being chikan buttfucked. Hahahaaaaaa! Maybe the woman wasn't aware, but her butthole hurt later! HAHAHA!! Maybe she suffers from some negative emotional consequence . . . nightmares of a big dingus buried up into her "paydirt". Hahahahaa

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Black Shogun (Fri 12 Mar 2004 00:48:49 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Assault

OK? That's it?? OK??? Man, you guys . . . nevermind. I'm back to writing stories tomorrow. Tomorrow, Black Shogun delivers on "The Wet Bar Part II", the story of how Black Shogun realized he had discovered a new concept to be added to the lexicon of the chikan diaspora.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 12 Mar 2004 21:06:03 GMT)

Aise Hi Masti - Uhhhhh . . . You "Started It", Not Me

Thanks for your words Aise, but I need to clarify one thing . . . I DIDN'T INITIATE the last round of discussion on this board about assault, awareness, etc. You did! I don't say that to mean that you did anything wrong. You didn't. In fact, there wasn't much going on here in terms of stories to begin with, so why not have some filler with something more interesting as opposed to just a bunch

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Black Shogun (Fri 12 Mar 2004 21:11:48 GMT)

Re: Real Khabir - The Grind

Khabir, I hope that was somebody else's car my friend . . . or that you got some new plates :-) That big ass bitch, or somebody else, could have written down the numbers on your plates! Be more careful my friend.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 12 Mar 2004 21:55:26 GMT)

Re: Aise Hi Masti - Starting Discussions

Master Ayashi moves certain posts to the flaming section. Others, he moves to other places on the board, depending on the subject, etc. That reminds me. Master Ayashi, it appears that the posts for the Hall of Famers go up to September 2003. We're 6 months away from that time now. When will there be an update of that part of the board with with newer stuff? Thanks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 13 Mar 2004 01:59:47 GMT)

Re: Khabir

Hahahaaaaa!!! And sorry for no story tonight guys. I'm tired. Tomorrow . . . maybe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 13 Mar 2004 12:33:46 GMT)

Welcome To Alvaro and Pervman

Alvaro and Pervman, welcome to the underground Nation of Chikan. With your posts, you have laid claim to your citizenship. Pervman, you mentioned that you have done a lot of groping of girls at concerts. Do you have any stories to tell us? All your chikan stories would be welcome, but I personally would be most interested in hearing any stories where you may have chikan buttfucked girls in the ass at concerts. Have any stories to share? What about you Alvaro? Whatcha got hombre?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 00:41:12 GMT)

The Wet Bar Part II

In the first installment of this story, the Shogun wrote of how he had discovered a new bar that seemed like an appropriate locale for safely and successfully practicing chikan. This new bar, with it’s narrow passageway leading to a tiny dance floor, and with a long bar and wall on either side of the passageway, appeared to offer up many opportunities for the professional chikan whenever the crow

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Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 02:04:34 GMT)

Shave And A Buttfuck

Many years ago when I was a teen, I used to purchase dirty magazines. I'm not talking Playboy and Hustler and all that tame bullshit. I'm talking about XXX hardcore zines in living color! Anyway, I had this one called "Shave And A Buttfuck". Hahahaaaaaa!

In the magazine, you see this guy who goes to a barbershop and he gets a nice close shave from this hot slut using a straight-edge razor blade. Then, as a part of the service, he buttfucks the broad. Hahaha! Why can't real barbershops be like that for men? What'll it be Joe? Shave and a buttfuck! AAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 02:10:37 GMT)


Check this out chikans: http://www.buttman.com/

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 03:27:23 GMT)

Re: newguy

It's an absolutely incredible thing. I can't believe it myself sometimes. There are others guys here who have done it. I think the trick is that you can't appear to be too interested in the two of them or what's going on with them . . . and at the same time, you're rubbing your dick in her butt :-) Disinterested openly, but totally engrossed secretly.

I think the other thing the chikan

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Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 03:33:56 GMT)

Re: newguy - Oh and . . .

Of course, you have the crowd! A crowd is a chikan's best friend! In a tight crowd, it's not so unusual for people to be standing close to one another. And the darkness in the bar . . . the noise from the music . . . the smoke . . . people talking and laughing . . . a chikan uses all of these "distractions" as "aids" to ply his trade.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 14 Mar 2004 04:26:59 GMT)

Re:pervman - Warped Tour

Niiiiice story pervman! Very, very nice. Capri pants are some of the best for chikan buttfucking girls aren't they? As you can see from my stories, I have done a lot of buttfucking at packed concerts myself. I just re-read the story of one of my favorite concert buttfucks. That pretty blonde girl I assfucked in the story "Doin The Bum Diddly". I bet you'd like to chikan buttfuck a teen blonde like her! I was so deep in her ass man, I could feel her butthole!!! Anyway, nice story. That's the kind of story we like to read about. Thanks.

Black Shogun

PS And you know what makes for a nice ass too . . . nice and soft and jiggly, but also with just the right amount of firmness to "clutch" your dick when you bury it in between her butt cheeks.

Black Shogun (Mon 15 Mar 2004 20:52:57 GMT)

Chikan Opportunity?

St. Patrick's Day is coming up in a couple of days. That might be a good time to buttfuck drunken girls at the bar.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 16 Mar 2004 01:22:25 GMT)

Youthful Indulgences

I remember one time in high school (I was a junior) when I felt this girl up really good while playing basketball. Her name was Paige (I remember her last name too, but it must be withheld).

Anyway, I was supposed to be "guarding" her. Instead, I had my "paws" all over her ass and in between her legs . . . kneading and squeezing her young butt cheeks and rubbing, fingering, and groping he

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Black Shogun (Tue 16 Mar 2004 01:34:24 GMT)

Feeling Up Belgian Arielle

Come to think of it, Arielle was prone to get her titties and ass felt up a lot. I now recall when a good friend of mine in high school got her. I remember him pushing her down onto a sofa one time and going underneath her top to fondle her breasts. As he pinned her down and groped her titties, I remember my dick going rock hard as she cocked her head back, closed her eyes, and let out a breath

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Black Shogun (Tue 16 Mar 2004 11:02:08 GMT)

Re:Altera888 - Oh That Does It

I don't know why people think they are free to just show up here and talk about rape, pedophilia, dogs humping women, etc. . . . probably because they can. Altera, your suggestion about requiring registeration of handles has come up many times before. It's never gone anywhere.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 17 Mar 2004 01:13:26 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Patricia's Sticky Hands

Yes pervman, if you get a picture, send us one of Patricia's sweet bum cheeks. The chikans here would appreciate such a sight. What did you think about all those buttcheeks featured on the Buttman site?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 17 Mar 2004 02:19:58 GMT)

Re:Gentlebrush - The Old Switcheroo (Why Ask Why?)

I don't know Gentlebrush. Who knows what's going on in their minds? The most that I can make of it is that the one doing the switching just doesn't want to be chikan buttfucked. Who needs friends like that anyway? I'll tell you who . . . chikans do! But once again, though, hardcore chikans are able to confirm real phenomena and behavior that happens within the world of frotteurism.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 17 Mar 2004 23:08:34 GMT)

re:Pervman - Untitled

Why do you single me out for fucking girls in the ass? A lot here do that. Of course, I've done it for a long time, and often ;-) Think I'll go look for some chikan buggery on this St. Patty's Day night! If something good happens, I'll tell you about it. Happy humpin!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 18 Mar 2004 06:22:51 GMT)

The Luck of the Irish???

Thanks for wishing me luck pervman! It paid off! I was chikan buttfucking women all night long! I was like a kid in a candy store, there were so many asses in the place . . . butts a million! I don't even think I can really tell all that good of a story from tonight because my action was so "helter skelter".

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Black Shogun (Thu 18 Mar 2004 12:05:57 GMT)

Re:Dajjal - Good Times

It was very, very good times indeed Dajjal! My dick is hard now just thinking about those deep, fleshy butt gaps I could see with my own eyes as I performed the "bum diddly" on those blondes. I don't have time to tell the story now, but I think I can later today. This "old warhorse" still knows how to chikan buttfuck!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 18 Mar 2004 20:52:32 GMT)

Re: Pervman - another concert tail

I liked your last story Pervman. I have to say that had I been at a jam packed concert last night as opposed to a bar, I would have had no qualms about burying my bare dick right in between those girls' deep butt cheeks and literally sperming all in their ass gaps. If girls are slutty enough and stupid enough to go out wearing their trousers so, so low with no panties on, then their butt gaps are fair game for getting a chikan ass fucking as far as I'm concerened.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 23 Mar 2004 22:12:26 GMT)

Mexican Subway

I heard the funniest thing about the subway in Mexico City. I heard that it gets jam packed just like heavily utilized subway systems do in other large cities. Jam packed like sardines! I also heard that the subway in Mexico City was on hydraulics, and that they use the hydraulics system get more people onto the train.

Here's how. The train comes to a stop, the doors open, and people rush onto the train, packing it jam tight. Next, the doors are closed, and the hydraulics are used to tilt the train to one side, causing the people inside to fall over in the direction that the train was tilted! Next, the doors are opened again so that MORE people can crowd on! LOLOLOL!!! What a sight that must be! And what a groping opportunity for chikans.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 25 Mar 2004 23:12:05 GMT)

Re: March Award

I cast my vote for another theme based award, as was the case last month . . . but this time . . . "wet humping"! We had a number of good stories this month that involved the "damp art". Even one of pervman's stories took place in a swimming pool. Talk about wet!

Black Shogun

PS And, I should have my St. Patty's Day story done tomorrow.

Black Shogun (Sat 27 Mar 2004 01:44:14 GMT)

Re: Vasili - Real Chikan In Japan

I prefer butt grabbin Chris' picture :-) For every apprehended chikan, a million others grope and butt bugger women daily around the globe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 27 Mar 2004 02:20:36 GMT)

Re: Lucy - Story of a Woman who likes it

And how do you feel about the spermatazoa stains on your clothing? Do you like that too??? Or, you just accept it as a part of the "cost of doing business"? Also, tell us how the cum stains got onto your clothing. What did the horny chikan(s) do?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 28 Mar 2004 00:32:47 GMT)

Pervman - Concert Season

The concert season will be heating up soon dude. Hope you go to a few this spring/summer and buttfuck some pretty girls, then write some good stories describing the action. It's been a long time now since I've been to a concert . . . been a long time since the Shogun has hit "paydirt" up a strange girl's butt crack in any crowded venue. It's up to the next generation of buttfucker chikans like you now Pervman. Carry on.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 28 Mar 2004 04:09:23 GMT)

St. Patty's Day Pooty Call

Ahhhhh St. Patrick’s Day! Maybe it’s what you could call an American version of Oktoberfest, which occurs in Germany. I wouldn’t know though since I’ve never been to Oktoberfest. But, I imagine it’s like St. Patrick’s Day . . . a celebration where throngs and throngs of people gather to drink beer and get drunk. And of course, where there is a crowd, you’re likely to find a chikan!


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Black Shogun (Wed 31 Mar 2004 11:15:43 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Doing Bathroom Lines

Women fart on the dick in the bathroom line? That's why I called it a "pooty call". Hehehe!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 01 Apr 2004 23:54:26 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Cartoon Section

Master Ayashi, I would like to propose that you create a chikan "cartoon section" for the site. We don't have a lot of material to submit for it (I don't think), but the little bit that we have is made of rare gems.

There's the recent cartoon posted by Ass Grabbin Chris. Then, it was sometime last year that Don Carlos posted a chikan cartoon of a guy getting hard against the arm of a woma

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Black Shogun (Fri 02 Apr 2004 23:49:46 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Cartoons

I was thinking more in terms of a pic upload page.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 03 Apr 2004 00:30:27 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - More on Cartoons

We have three you can start it off with . . . the one from Carlos from last year, the one from Ass Grabbin Chris, and the one from the menu page.

Black Shogun (Sat 10 Apr 2004 21:03:08 GMT)

We Got Ya Probe

The only "probe" that's going to happen is more chikan dicks between deep, fleshy female butt cheeks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 10 Apr 2004 23:17:04 GMT)

Callaghan A Fraud

As one of our "guests" so astutely pointed out, "Inspector Callaghan" is the name of the lead character in the Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" movie. I checked this out, and it's true! The funny thing is, I would have recognized this right away had I actually ever seen a "Dirty Harry" movie.

We always knew you were full of shit dude. Now, your cover (if you ever really had any) is totally blown. And save the bullshit about the possibility of there being more than a few "Callaghans" in the world and blah, blah, blah. You're full of shit, and you know it. More importantly . . . we know it . . . Inspector DickInHand :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 11 Apr 2004 12:02:19 GMT)

Reduced Hours

I have no new stories to tell. Very inactive. Haven't been to a concert in 9 months!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 11 Apr 2004 16:26:26 GMT)

Using Crack and Taking Names

My boy beez did the "sqaut buttfuck." That's some funny shit! Hahahaaaa!!! Beez got that butt crack. Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 11 Apr 2004 18:43:54 GMT)

beez: Encore, Encore!!!

Yeah beez. Nice story. I do find your approach to things to be rather . . . unorthodox. I was surprised you started to split before making sure there would be no encore. I always assume the opposite, especially at big shows where there's always an encore.

As Gentlebrush says, encores offer a perfect opportunity to get more buttfucking in. There's a lot of shifting in the crowd with som

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Black Shogun (Sun 11 Apr 2004 23:40:40 GMT)

Re: Nanbread - I am still around guys

No concerts in 9 months for me Nanbread. What do you think of that? Of course, I've had some incredible "pub rubs" though, as you read in the few stories I have written this year.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 12 Apr 2004 19:35:29 GMT)

Pricks, Picks & Drumsticks!

That's right beez! I didn't mention that in all my other writings. Whenever somebody in the band throws out a pick or drumstick, that's an excellent time for humping. Also when somebody is tossing around T-shirts or beach balls. Or, dousing the crowd with cold water!

And oh yeah, you always have to keep your eyes out for who might be watching . . . the pricks who would spoil your fun. And it looks like you're having much chikan fun these days. Your recent stories make me want to go to a concert and ass fuck girls between their deep fuckin butt cheeks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 12 Apr 2004 21:04:06 GMT)

Beez Going For His Master's

Beez, when you start to sperm in these chicks' butt cracks on virtually every outing, then you will be one of the masters, like other great chikans who have visited this board. Spudge in her ass crack = Master's Degree for beez.

Black Shogun

PS Well, almost always. Even a master may not "nut in her butt" say . . . ohhhhhhhhh . . . at least once a year! Hahaha!

Black Shogun (Mon 12 Apr 2004 21:30:32 GMT)

Re: Vancouver Chikan - Humping A Punjabi Butt!

OK, that does it. Gotta go find me some soft buttcrack to dig into . . . DEEEEP!!! Vancouver Chikan got that ghee infused ass crack good . . . lifted the bitch up off the ground!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 13 Apr 2004 22:53:44 GMT)

Re: Gentlebrush - Re-post Imposters

That's why I said "real or imposter". I don't re-post stories either.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 15 Apr 2004 10:17:16 GMT)

Re: AssGrabbin Chris - This Is Hot

Nice assgrabbin Chris! Something different for the board! A great addition to your links section. Thanks for putting something up that shows what the Shogun really prefers to grab. Only, I don't pinch . . . I "knead" fleshy female bum cheeks.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 16 Apr 2004 19:37:50 GMT)

Re: Chikan Hunter - Hunting Chikans

Yeah? Well keep dreaming (and jerking off) you "tough" sick fuck. I'm gonna hunt YOU down and staple your scrotum to the middle of your forehead. It's gonna be kinda hard for you to hunt anything with your nut sack hanging down into your eyesight. Of course, you suck so much dick, you're probably used to a hairy nut sack in your vision by now.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 19 Apr 2004 22:34:50 GMT)

New Yahoo Group

How's the new Yahoo Group guys? Any good pics and/or stories?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 26 Apr 2004 21:31:34 GMT)

April Man of the Month

I cast my vote for Vancouver Chikan for the story "Humping a Punjabi Butt!!"

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 26 Apr 2004 22:13:38 GMT)


Master Ayashi, there have not been any updates to the ethnography section in ages. Are any updates planned that will make it easier to use that section to search for stories based on geographical location?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 27 Apr 2004 21:47:55 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Ethnography

But there are from throughout the entire history of the board. And yet, little of that is accessible through the ethnography page.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 28 Apr 2004 00:11:35 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5huga - Halloween

Well there's a new idea! Go to a haunted house exhibit during Halloween to chikan girls. LOL! Always something new out there for chikans to try!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 28 Apr 2004 10:16:16 GMT)

Another Candidate

Well, seems like Br0wn5huga might also be a good candidate for Man of the Month for April with several good late month postings.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 28 Apr 2004 20:19:42 GMT)

Links By AssGrabbinChris (Retired)

We should make sure not to lose that last link put up by AssGrabbinChris. That was a classic . . . the one where you can cyber pinch and slap a secretary's ass cheeks. LOL. Gotta save that one Master Ayashi!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 Apr 2004 00:24:52 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Concert Grope . . . And Strip

Tis the season to fuck girls up the butt at concerts.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 Apr 2004 01:56:25 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Tis The Season

Been 9 months. Don't know if I can hold out any longer. I want some phat ass female buttcheeks at the concerts too! My dick is hard just thinking about buttfuckin girls at the big shows . . . feeling up their titties and their butts too while they crowd surf . . . snapping their underpanties . . . nut on their thin shorts . . . everything.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 Apr 2004 19:17:14 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Concerts

Who says you have to be so young to go to a concert Ozzi? Of course, I don't know how old you are, but for me, all ages means all ages. And, I like all kinds of music too. Always have. I could still go to a concert and jack a girl up the butt. If you can still deal with the crowds, then you can still spudge on a girl's arse cheeks at a big concert. Concerts by popular bands in smaller venues are a good alternative too. Ain't that right Gentlebrush :-)?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 Apr 2004 19:41:20 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5huga - Seattle Concerts

WTF??? They banned standing up in front at all concerts in Seattle? I've never heard of such a practice. That sux. Probably did it because too many people got hurt from moshing. I doubt it was due to buttfucking chikans :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 29 Apr 2004 22:14:38 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5huga - Seattle Concerts

Well, I've been to concerts like that where you can't get onto the main floor if you don't have a floor ticket. I always have a floor ticket that's general admission . . . no assigned seating and standing room only . . . hehehe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 01 May 2004 00:34:02 GMT)

It's All About The Crack

Check these articles out. It proves what the Shogun was talking about in the story "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call." The new thing among young women is to wear their trousers so low, low, low enough to expose the naked ass cracks.

I saw three women showing their buttcracks on St. Patty's Day . . . two white girls and a latina. One white girl had a DEEP, FLESHY, PINK arse gap. The other whit

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Black Shogun (Sun 02 May 2004 04:01:09 GMT)

Concert Crowd Surfing, Flashing & Stripping

(Download the link)


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 02 May 2004 12:32:43 GMT)

Re: Curious - I Caught U

Hahahaha! Fuuuuuny! But I'm a hella better lookin than that ugly motherfucker! Hahahaha! My boy is trying to get them cheeks though!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 02 May 2004 15:47:16 GMT)

Ode To Big Butts


Listen to the song. LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 02 May 2004 21:10:49 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - April Man of the Month

Congrats Vancouver Chikan. Now, how about some more stories?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 04 May 2004 21:30:21 GMT)

What The Shogun Ass Fucked - Well Kinda

I was watching TV, and I happened to discover this Spanish-language program where the woman was a dead ringer for somebody I boned up the butt at a concert. Her name is Lili Estefan, and she looks like the young blonde I buttfucked in the story "Attempted Buggery" . . . you remember . . . the blonde I called "Lady Bug" cuz it looked like she had a lady bug for an ass! Hehehe!

Anyway, I we

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Black Shogun (Wed 05 May 2004 10:52:26 GMT)

Re: Ashamed

The guy was part Hawaiian? Sounds like Br0wn5huga buttfucked your ex-girlfriend then! Got her so good, she had to pull the wedgie out from between her buttcheeks :-) Speaking of Br0wn5huga, we know you got some more stories hommes. Give um up!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 05 May 2004 19:07:53 GMT)

A Harmless Endeavor?

This suggests that frotteurism is a harmless pursuit of sexual gratification:


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 06 May 2004 10:22:36 GMT)

Re: AssGrabbinChris - Great Reaction Face

I had a girl turn around one time and give me a face like that and bat her eye lashes several times after I hunched her up the butt. LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 07 May 2004 10:22:15 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5shuga - Hussled in T.J.

Nice strip club story Br0wn5huga. Not exactly chikan, but a good substitute when no free ass crack is accessible. I plan to go to a strip club soon myself. You can get nude lap dances at this place hommes. You know what that means . . . SPURT . . . in their buttcracks and on their bum cheeks. It's a dirty job, but somebody gots ta do it.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 10 May 2004 20:43:09 GMT)

For Curious/Newbie Chikans - What Chikan Is All About

To get a real "feel" for what chikan is all about, all one has to do is check out the material here on the board. There's a whole lot here, but some changes that were made last year make it much, much easier to find the best stuff on the site. What you basically are able to do with the site is educate yourselves.

For newbies and curiousity seekers, I would recommend that you check out the

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Black Shogun (Mon 10 May 2004 20:46:11 GMT)

Re: The Curious & Newbies

Oh yes, and if you're totally bored with nothing better to do, read the Flaming and Personals sections :-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 10 May 2004 20:51:54 GMT)

The Hell With It!

I'm gonna GIT ME some big, deep, phat ass buttcheeks this summer. Fuck it. Based on what happens, and if I am successful, I will release a multi-part series later this summer entitled "Recollections of a Concert Butt Fucker".

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 12 May 2004 09:51:36 GMT)

Re: Cala2g - not in words but in pictures

How about some butt hump action shots?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 12 May 2004 19:10:33 GMT)

Re: Cala2g - Pictures

I wish you could get a picture of me butt humping in the bar or at a concert. If you can get a picture of arm humping, then you should be able to get one of a guy pushed up on a girl. That guy who makes crowd surfer videos should scour the crowds for guys doin the booty rub against chicks. I'd pay for that. I might even see myself too! LOL!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 12 May 2004 22:56:13 GMT)

Imposter Caught Talking About Ayashi BBS

An asshole imposter caught confessing to what he does. Note that the post in question was made long before I ever showed up on the chikan scene. I say we flame their cyber hangouts and see how they like it!


Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 13 May 2004 10:00:29 GMT)

Re: Curious - Where Imposters Lurk

I just happened upon it by surfing the net looking to see if anybody out there was talking about Ayashi BBS.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 13 May 2004 10:43:13 GMT)

Beez - Memphis Blues

Hey Beez, where's the report on the Memphis "Butt Fuck" Blues extravaganza you went on?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 13 May 2004 20:19:32 GMT)

Re: Garry Groper - Pictures

I like those pictures from Garry Groper. A Lot of "Mr. Stink Finger" index finger action. I would DIE if I saw a thumb being pushed up a girl's butt!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 14 May 2004 20:20:09 GMT)

Re: Cala2g - Mr. Bum Thumb Pics

Love the thumb shots! In a real large crowd with a crushed jam of bodies, you can hold your thumb upward and dig it right up a chick's bum crack. I wrote in a story once of how I pushed my thumb deep enough up a girl's butt to feel her booty button at a concert. This is one way to join the specialized "butthole surfers club". You may also gain admittance by hitting paydirt with your dick. Surf's up!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 16 May 2004 12:04:59 GMT)

Re: Mohawk - Pussy Touching

I'm not so much into touching pussies dude, although I have done it. Go ask that punk ass Aise Hi Masti comin in here talkin about he's "complimenting" me. Who the fuck did he think he was talking to? Anyway, he claims to be the pussy touching expert, so go ask him.

I'm the buttfuck expert. I fuck strange girls in the ass, and ocassionally touch their cootchie biscuits from behind. My

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Black Shogun (Mon 17 May 2004 19:39:36 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - "Guests"

If they only knew. They have no clue. Not a one about any of us really. Apparently, we have nothing that's more important than chikan going on in our lives. Ha! Well, some of us here are really multi-talented. LOL! We can talk and write about chikan regularly AND actually have a whole other complex world going on apart from the underworld of chikan . . . at the very same time no less! Ima

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Black Shogun (Mon 17 May 2004 21:01:42 GMT)

Re: Vancouver Chikan - "Guests"

This is something that has been proposed before, but it never really got off the ground. I would be willing to try it under the following conditions:

1. Other regular posters here must make an affirmative committment to not respond to but completely ignore anybody going by the moniker "guest".

2. Master Ayashi should formally update the board's guidance with new and PROMINENT inform

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Black Shogun (Mon 17 May 2004 22:18:59 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - new rule and guests

That'll work. Plus, it will make the person's obnoxious post look even more silly . . . like a dunce! Hahaha! However, the offensive posts must still be deleted. Otherwise, I cannot agree to a change because that would still allow for too much disruption. Merely ignoring them is not enough. Their interfering posts must also be removed so that there's no sight of them to spoil our fun.

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Black Shogun (Mon 17 May 2004 22:41:42 GMT)

Anonymous Posters

Actually, to appear more welcoming to somebody who may truly be a well-meaning guest, how about just, "Anonymous Poster - Ignore"? If somebody posts and wants to know why their message says that on it, then somebody will just have to explain it to them.

But this is one reason why I thought the guidance should say SOMETHING about this problem. I don't think that's too much to ask, and it

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Black Shogun (Tue 18 May 2004 10:36:42 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Guest/Anonymous Posters

That would be the ultimate solution. It's come up before, but it didn't fly. It may be time for it now. Anyway, a decison needs to be made and action needs to be taken so that people can use this board without nuisance. What options are out there that you are willing to take Master Ayashi?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 18 May 2004 18:44:38 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Guests/Anonymous Posters

Not really. I almost could "feel" that something like that would happen. They see what we write. It doesn't matter. People should be encouraged to use handles here. If they don't, then as Vancouver Chikan said, they should be ignored . . . regardless of what they post. There are just too many other problems with it being the way that it is now. Until we have change, the problem will always

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Black Shogun (Tue 18 May 2004 22:41:15 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Censor System

How does the censor system work?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 18 May 2004 23:07:22 GMT)

Re: Mohawk - Sizing Up Smarts

You can never know (at least not in the beginning) just how smart somebody may be. So, you just make sure YOU'RE the one who is smart. And you can start by assuming that the target of your affections is the most intelligent person you have ever encountered in your life! In other words, BE CAREFUL! Know what you're doing before you try to do it.

Be subtle at first. Not a brutish, clumsy

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Black Shogun (Wed 19 May 2004 20:25:03 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Your Highness

Master Ayashi . . . the time has come for a decision your majesty. Who will the Emperor recognize as the truly valuable contributors to this board . . . those who have helped you with this life-long work of yours? Or, those who, in actuality, do not share your vested interests?

Should you not favorably address the interests of those who have loyally served yours? This board is not what i

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Black Shogun (Wed 19 May 2004 22:32:12 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Censor System

I, Black Shogun, urge the Crown to set the censor function to ON such that no offensive post from a "guest" may ever defile the soil of this sovereign nation again. NOT EVER! The final determination as to what must be censored out must lie with the Crown. The decisions of Master Ayashi should be final, and must be respected.

Rally around ALL chikans loyal to this board and its embetterme

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Black Shogun (Wed 19 May 2004 22:46:34 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5huga - Censor System

Don't give the enemy any ideas Br0wn5huga. They're really not that smart, so don't give them any help. But that problem is easily dealt with though. All Master Ayashi has to do is set the system up to screen for anybody posting as "gguest" or "guestt" or whatever they decide to use. Something may slip through, but eventually it will be caught and the flow stopped.

They don't have a long attention span . . . make it hard for them, and they eventually quit :-) Besides, this would only be a first step . . . a GOOD one at that! We could tighten the "borders" even more if we had to. It's the beginning of the end for these A-holes. They're gonna have to go find somebody else to fuck with.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 02:39:41 GMT)

Re: Br0wn5huga - Untitled

Don't worry about it Br0wn5huga. Don't worry about it. Let them take their last shots. The gig is up, and they know it. I'm laughing my ass off. They lose the fight at every turn! Like I said, let them do their worst. The gig is up. It's OUR board. THEY should have to either shut their mouths or leave . . . not us. This board is for us.

That jerk "Schulz" from last year claimed he

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Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 02:46:12 GMT)

Master Ayashi - When Do We Go "Live"?

Master Ayashi, how long will you wait before making a final decision to flip the switch? As you can see, it won't be a day too soon to turn on the censor system.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 10:41:28 GMT)

Re: Stath2 - Ignoring Is Not Enough . . . DO SOMETHING!

We shouldn't have to "just ignore" them on this board. This board is ours, not theirs. Would you "just ignore" somebody who constantly came into your home, ate your food, then passed gas in your living room??? The board has been around for years, and that kind of passive stance never solved anything. People are people, and that's not going to work. We shouldn't have to deal with them at all.

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Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 20:14:03 GMT)

Aise Hi Masti - Another Way of Censoring

We have already discussed approaches similar to that, and they have not been politically palatable to the chikans. Not yet. But, turning the censor system on was a step that could be sold now. The pragmatic thing to do was to take that opportunity. My understanding is that the censor system is now ON!!!

There will soon be no more offensive posts on this board from "guests"! Think abou

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Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 20:24:59 GMT)

Thanks Master Ayashi

Everybody should thank Master Ayashi for being willing to take this on. After all, it may result in more work for him, at least in the beginning. We will prevail in this.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 20:36:53 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Nun Bums (Or Arms Rather)

Damn . . . Ozzi Groper chikaned some nuns! But don't kid yourself . . . the Fathers are doing them too! Hehehe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 21:58:32 GMT)

Chikan In Spanish!

Senor Carlos, perdone pero como se dice "butt crack" y "booty hole" en espanol por favor :-)? Que palabras son similar en espanol? Quisiera saber esas palabras en espanol porque cuando Yo "buttfuck" una chica latina en su "butt crack" y en su "booty hole" en un lugar con mucho ruido, me gustaria decir, "AAHHHHHHHH su "butt crack" y su "booty hole" me gustan mucho!!!!" Hahahahahaaaa!!! Como se dice mi companero? Digame.

El Black Shogun

PS Quisas voy a escribir todos de mis mensajes en espanol. Entonces, "guests" y otras personas malas no entienden. Hahahahaaaaa!!!

Black Shogun (Thu 20 May 2004 22:41:08 GMT)

Re: Master Ayashi - Registered ID

Master Ayashi, could you please explain how the registered ID works again? And what are the pros and cons of registering?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 01:36:17 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Por Que?

Cuz if you're gonna buttfuck a Latina, then you should be able to tell her in her own language that her booty hole is divine. LOLOLOLOL!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 01:41:24 GMT)

Donde Esta Senor Carlos?

Senor Carlos, por que usted no ha contestado mi pregunta sobre "butt crack" Y "booty hole" en espanol? No es un chiste hombre. Yo estoy serio. Como se dice?

El Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 01:50:24 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Concert Groping

Cool . . . I can't stand it anymore man. I need my dick in between a strange girl's buttcheeks! I just can't take it anymore! TEN months . . . almost a year . . . and NO concert buttfucks for the Shogun. None. Amazing. Well, fuck some girls up the butt for us perverts . . . be safe.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 02:05:46 GMT)

Re: Altera - It's About Time

What moment is that?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 10:38:03 GMT)

Re: Carlos - Respuestas (Answers)

Senor Carlos, gracias por la informacion. My espanol is basic, but I know some. Your Ingles is much better than my Espanol. However, now that I know these important palabras, I wish that I could find an opportunity to use them. I would love to write a story of how I was in a crowded and noisy place buttfucking a pretty latina girl, and then said aloud, "ME GUSTAN MUCHO SU LATINA RAJA DE LAS NALGAS Y SU LATINA HUECO DEL TRASERO!" Me caen bien! AssGrabbin Chris would love that shit. And so would my dick . . . if only I could remember it all. Hahaha! How about just, "Me gusta mucho su booty cheeks!" Hahaha!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 10:59:58 GMT)

New Spanish Word

I propose that a new word be added to the Spanish language: CORNHOLIO = "cornhole" or "asshole". This is an easy word for the average gringo to understand and pronounce. The next chance I get Senor Carlos, I would like to leave my "leche" (spermies) in a hot latina's "cornholio" . . . heeheeheeee!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Fri 21 May 2004 21:44:56 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Chikan in Montreal

I've heard that St. Jean Baptiste Day was an excellent time to go "bumming" in Montreal. Is that true?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 22 May 2004 01:42:48 GMT)

Message From "guest" - Why This???

Master Ayashi . . . you see??? This was not supposed to happen. We all had the CLEAR understanding that there would be no more posts from "Guest" OR "guest" appearing on the board without being screened first. If you had screened this message out, it never would have been posted here.

I understand that there may be some snags here or there at first. I don't understand 100% how the syste

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Black Shogun (Sat 22 May 2004 01:50:09 GMT)

Master Ayashi - Help!

Can't you just screen all messages before they're posted? I don't care if my messages are held up if that means the bullshit is stopped. I bet many others would agree. Man . . . instead of spending time moving posts to and then maintaning a flaming section, how about just using the time that would be devoted to that to screen this bullshit out??? Anything to help this board be all it can be!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 23 May 2004 12:46:24 GMT)

Re: ICE T - Soft Butts

Man, yesterday I ass fucked several caucasian girls at a big show with my dick out. I don't know what those white girls been eating, but their butt cracks were sooooooo DEEP and SOFT. One of them closed her eyes while I dug into her butthole . . . and spermed!!!! My God that was Heaven on earth! I'll be telling the full story as a part of the series I plan to release on this board later this summer. This first story will be called "Recollections of a Concert Butt Fucker - Chock Full 'O Butts". I knocked the bottom outta some white girl butthole yesterday. Believe that.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 23 May 2004 14:05:44 GMT)

Re: ICE T - What I Think

I want to buttfuck some Latinas.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 23 May 2004 20:07:45 GMT)

Pervman - Concert

How did your concert go?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 23 May 2004 22:17:10 GMT)

Re: ICE T - Subway Action

I don't have any subway experiences. Mostly bars, nightclubs, and concerts. I love the concerts because you can buttfuck girls HARD and DEEP in the ass for HOURS. I mean, I butt fucked the living daylights out of some girls yesterday. I SPOOGED ON ONE GIRL'S BIKINI BOTTOMS!!! She had closed her eyes and pushed her plum arse cheeks back while I dug all up in that soft booty gap. Another blond

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Black Shogun (Sun 23 May 2004 23:43:59 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Another Great Concert

Big, soft, squishy ass is nirvana to chikan dick. Me and Jay and Pervman know how to butt fuck um . . . dick out and all up in that A-hole till you NUT in that deep, deeeeep ass crack. Fuckin ay yeah!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 25 May 2004 18:53:33 GMT)

The Sound of Silence

Sometimes, silence is golden. It's not quantity that counts here. It's quality. I'd rather read a handful of good posts here and there, rather than read a handful of good posts here and there . . . along with a lot of bullshit.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 30 May 2004 16:16:29 GMT)

Man of the Month for May

I cast my vote for Br0wn5huga. He's been the most consistent poster of stories over the last TWO months. He didn't win it last time, but I vote for him for this time around.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 01 Jun 2004 21:41:35 GMT)

Re: Pakistani Bottom Groper - Married Women and School Girls

Ahhh my friend, but married women are more experienced and more wise to the ways of the chikan. They may have the deeper, wider, and more pleasurable cracks, but they are usually more difficult to butt fuck due to their more full life experiences (to go along with their fuller buttocks cheeks)and knowledge of how to fend off the chikan.

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Black Shogun (Thu 03 Jun 2004 19:51:57 GMT)

Re: Altera888 - Posts by "Guests"

No Altera, it was agreed that posts by "guests" would be OK as long as they are not allowed to abuse the open nature of this board with their presence. To see to it that their abuse stops, Master Ayashi has agreed to screen all such posts.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 08 Jun 2004 10:24:56 GMT)

Re: Fake Posts

I said there would be more battles. These fools are only playing into our hands. That's right Stath2. I'm no racist just because I like to hump white gals. Think I'll go get me some "onion butt" this weekend ;-)

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 09 Jun 2004 19:50:49 GMT)

Re: Rookie - Hairdo Hanky

LOL Rookie! Nanbread wrote about doing that once. Definitely not my thing.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 12 Jun 2004 16:24:59 GMT)

Re: afro d - grad ceremony

You "spoofed" all over her dress? That's a new word. Hahahaha. Last night, I went to a concert and buttfucked several girls. Three incidents were memorable. I spooged on a blonde's bubble butt. I let several girls just jump up and down on my thick dick . . . THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!!!

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Black Shogun (Sat 12 Jun 2004 17:25:58 GMT)

Prying Open Buttcheeks - Correction

Actually, it was PBG and not PBH who recently wrote about younger girls having tight buttcheeks, and therefore, being the more difficult to buttfuck in a crowd. Well, maybe so, but when the crowd is tight enough, you can spread their tight ass cheeks apart with your dong too. I packed that girl's FUDGE I'm telling you. My "black Kitana sword" was hard as steel while she stood there blowing bubbles with her bubble gum (hahahaaa!!!) . . . until she realized . . . she realized . . . she was being . . . fucked in the ass. I fucked that bitch up. Up the butt. Enough for now. Not gonna ruin this story.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sat 12 Jun 2004 19:23:50 GMT)

Stripper Girl Pooty Crack Is Good For Chikan Dick Too

A few weeks ago, I went to the titty bar to get my dick off between some stripper girl pooty cheeks. This little brunette with a tight little body asked me if I wanted a "dance". I had seen her come in when her shift started, and man she was hot! She had long dark hair and tanned skin that made her look kinda latino, but she wasn't. And her trim body had a tight little "hump" on its back that

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Black Shogun (Sat 12 Jun 2004 23:54:19 GMT)

Planned Stories

I've decided to change the title of the second story I will write for later this summer. The first segment of the series will be named as originally planned. There will be a third and fourth segment if I get the material:

1. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Chock Full O' Butts

2. Recollections of a Concert Buttfucker - Fucked That Bitch Up

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jun 2004 01:00:45 GMT)

Re: Pervman - Concert Buttfuck Stories

I don't know exactly Pervman. I don't have the time right now. Writing stories is a lot of work for me. I had to change the title of that one though to reflect what I really liked about what happened. I was jackin that brunette teen in her tight ass . . . prying her tight buttcheeks open . . . and holding her by her shoulders . . . and all I could think was, "I'm ALL up in her shit . . . teari

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Black Shogun (Sun 13 Jun 2004 13:36:58 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires

Do you have any stories about you being groped? Your titties and buttocks being fondled, and your ass crack being buttfucked by strange men in crowded places??? Or even in not so crowded places. That's what we wanna know about.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jun 2004 15:35:22 GMT)

Re: Ozzi Groper - Feel My Erection

I'm still on the lookout for a babe with lowriders and no panties . . . showing her deep, soft, fleshy buttcrack in a suitable crowd. I want to place my naked dick in a girl's buttcrack when she's wearing lowriders and no underpanties. Then leave wet "drippings" in between her buttcheeks. An ultimate fantasy for chikan buttfuckers everywhere!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jun 2004 20:51:46 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Your Ass

Those are some nice buttcheeks you got there missy. I love how the thong is in the crack, separating those buns and accentuating their shape. Niiiice.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Mon 14 Jun 2004 21:27:34 GMT)

MsDarkSoulDesires - Question

How did you find out about our little community?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jun 2004 20:45:58 GMT)

Re: DryHumpInJeans - Some Inspiration

Yeah. GREAT photos man. I'd love to ass jack every last single one of them!

Black Shogun

PS Try dryhumping in clothing other than jeans. It feels much better. Even if your target is wearing jeans, you will be able to get off against her better if you're wearing softer clothing.

Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jun 2004 21:19:50 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Welcome

You misunderstood about Stath2 Miss. Stath2 had written that I was no racist, and I was just acknowledging what he had said. He's a good guy. Welcome to the board. It is our pleasure to have you here Juliana.

Now, If you write stuff that people want to read about, and if you are sincere, then you will always be welcome. It's a rarity that a real woman shows up here, so I'm sure you've

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Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jun 2004 22:26:35 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - What's My Name???

What's up with the "Shotgun"? It's Shogun.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jun 2004 23:06:18 GMT)

Re: TransRub - Concerts

For a chikan buttfucker, packed concerts are like a prime financial investment . . . low risk and high return! If the crowd is right, you can buttfuck girls to your heart's content. And if you do it enough times, you're bound to have some dick stiffening chikan stories to share in Chikan-Land.

I also have enjoyed pursuing this hobby in bars and nightclubs, but it's harder to spooge in a girl's ass in such establishments. But, even that can happen! And at the very least, if you're good, you can hump in a bar or nightclub until the pre-cum flows like a faucet.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Tue 15 Jun 2004 23:09:34 GMT)

Re: br0wn5huga - MsDarkSoulDesires

My boy br0wn5huga stepped to that ass! Hahaha! Go for it young blood! Hahaha! Maybe Juliana will be the first lady to qualify as a "Chikan Girl".

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 00:13:40 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Now You're Talkin!

Yeah . . . lemme see ALL that white girl booty crack baby.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 18:07:26 GMT)

Re: Bad-Boy - What A Morning

Bad-Boy gotta nut. Hahaha! I know that was nirvana when you were buttfuckin her and saw her eyes closed. Just like when I fucked that blonde in the ass at the concert who was wearing bikini bottoms underneath her jean shorts. That was two concerts ago, and will be discussed in more detail later.

The jean shorts had ridden down, and a lot of the bikini bottoms were showing. I made sure to get my dick against the bikini bottoms, then I fucked her in her buttcrack and got me some pussy too.

She had closed her eyes . . . and was gettin buttfucked. I "seeded" on her bikini bottoms not long after I saw her eyes closed and knew for sure that she was secretly enjoying my dick in her ass.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 21:45:32 GMT)

Re: Pablo - Fart/Shit on Dick

When I used to live out West, I fucked a FINE ASS blonde girl from Barcelona in her Spanish asshole. She was one of my favorite sluts to buttfuck. Anyway, one time I buttfucked her and a little of her shit was on the condom when we finished. She went, "We got the condom dirty." I said it was her "hershey", and she laughed.

Another time though, I dicked her asshole and there was visible

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Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 21:55:51 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - About Spudge & Wiccans

Juliana, you must have been reading my mind or something. Today, I was wondering if you were the kind of woman who would enjoy a man's spudge all in your face. Really! Have you ever seen Bukakke movies? If so, what do you think of them? Don't know what Bukkake is? Then check out the American Bukkake movies described on the following site: http://www.jerkoffzone.com/.

Now excuse my ignorance, but what, exactly, is a Wiccan? I used to know, but I forgot. Does it have something to do with witchcraft? I'm not trying to offend, but I just don't recall. Anyway, don't get pissed off and try to put a hex on muh dick!

Black Shogun

PS Do you eat cum too? Some women eat cum. Many more enjoy nature's "lotion" on their bodies.

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 22:16:10 GMT)

MsDarkSoulDesires - Slaves For Real

I'm glad you cleared that up about that one I know from Florida not being a true slave. I tried to tell her bossy ass. How the hell are you gonna call yourself a slave and you think you can tell your Master what he can and cannot do to your body??? If you're a slave, then you have no rights, and you do as you're told! Otherwise, you suffer negative consequences.

I'm sure some slaves mig

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Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 22:52:03 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Bukkake!!!

If you're a woman who LUVS cum . . . then those movies will be the . . . eerrrr . . . "second cumming" for you.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 23:16:09 GMT)

Re: br0wn5huga - Shit On The Stick

You smelled some "stank ass"??? Baaaaahahahahaaaaaa!!!

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 23:30:48 GMT)

The Power Exchange

This is a link to the place in San Francisco where somebody told me they wanted to take me to find a "slave" of my own. I never went . . . the place is totally too gay and TS/TV for me. I ain't hatin, but fuck that: http://www.powerexchange.com/ You heard of The Power Exchange Juliana? You're from California. I bet you have.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Wed 16 Jun 2004 23:34:18 GMT)


What the fuck band comes up with a name like Hoobastank??? With a name like that, you had better be good! Tell me br0wn5huga. If one goes to a Hoobastank concert and chikan buttfucks a pretty teen girl up the ass . . . are you gettin some "stank ass" since it's a Hoobastank concert??? Hahahahahaa!!! Hoobastank??? WTF?

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 17 Jun 2004 03:11:22 GMT)

Re: MsDarkSoulDesires - Power Exchange

I wasn't trying to suggest that you go to gay establishments. I've heard of the place, but I'm not gay and will never go there. Also, I know you're in SoCal, but The Power Exchange has somewhat of a rep in the BDSM scene nationally, so I thought that maybe you might have heard of it. Oh well. It's not important. This is a chikan site though. So, we want to read mainly about your chikan-related experiences.

Black Shogun

Black Shogun (Thu 17 Jun 2004 03:18:09 GMT)

Juliana - Bukkake!!!

Did you look at the bukkake stuff? What did you think of it??? Could you ever be a bukkake girl?

Black Shogun

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