The "Backstroke"
This is the method that the Shogun used last weekend to repeatedly slap the buttcheeks of a phat butt blonde with the back of his hand. It goes like this. The professional chikan sits at a bar, leaning forward a bit, kind of hunched over and holding a beer with both hands.
Then next, he just waits. He waits for a "mark" to bring her plum bum cheeks over to where he's sitting. That's the
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I came against a young woman's plump shoulder this evening on the bus. She looked up at me when I started to ejaculate. It is really pleasant when you know that the woman has felt you climaxing against her. My silent partner was clearly coming from work. She must therefore catch the bus at the same time every weekday, so I will try to see if I can repeat with her. I have repeated about 5 times. In one case, I came first against the woman's shoulder, then her bottom. Forgive me if I relate my encounters in a matter of fact way, but as you would have noticed, for me (and some others like Carlos) frotting is almost literally an everyday thing.
Shogun
1. When I asked if anyone dreamt about frotteurism at night, I meant did anyone have dreams about humping while asleep.
2. Unlike the man you know, I have absolutely no interest in contacts between human males and other animals.
3. Nancy Friday has edited at least 3 collections of women's sexual fantasies : 'My Secret Garden', 'Forbidden Flowers' and 'Women on Top'. There is not much on frotteurism. In 'Men in Love' a man talks about how his wife presses her mound against men while dancing and 'invariably gives them hardons'.
No rape
This is a chikan bbs. This is not a place to discuss rape. This guy is not writing anything. He just wants to discuss rape. Don't get him started by responding.
Writing Thriller
Hi Guys,
I am in the process of writing a novel on the subject of rape around the world. I wish to gather information on how rapists approach thier victims and what they do afterwards to escape detection.
If anyone can give me any ideas, it would me much appreciated.
I'll Take London
If I can pull it off, I will visit London next year (summer) for a solid 9 to 10 nights, making sure to get 2 weekends in just to fuck hot and drunk English babes in the arse at Tiger Tiger and Irish Bars.
Also, even as a tourist, I will get up early in the mornings and ride the tube just to go out "poop chutin" against English chicks going to work. I always did want to ride the Victoria l
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Hi Guru, Dr. Iron Dick, Nanbread, Gentlebrush,
It is great news to hear that Black Shogun will soon be bum fucking our english girls. It would be nice for the english girls to experience a quarter pound piece of american beef in their cracks.
I shall look out for you in Tiger Tiger my friend.
AGC..Yesterday
Ok ASS Grabbing Chris will get back to you in detail later. Yesterday I was
all dolled up in a suit going to an interview when I saw an attractive woman
with a nice slit in her skirt. I followed her and her husband into a deli and inconspicuously trailed them around waiting for my chance. Finally they stopped near some sandwiches. I swooped down and with my right hand quickly stroked the lad
Re: Callaghan - Belief Systems
Yes Sir Callaghan . . . I do think that. Yes, I really, really do :-) But the bars and nightclubs will be my thing anyway bloke. GAWD . . . I'm gonna bum fuck English girls in their AR-AR-ARRRRRRSEHOOOOOLES!!! Push some "English toffee" in Sir Callaghan.
My dick is gettin hard just thinkin about it right now Callaghan. What's she gonna say when she feels that all-American beef in her g
HEY BROTHER SHOGUNNN NEW TECHNIQU
I WISHH TO PATENT NEW TECHNIQUEE CALL RIDE THE HORSE
LIE ONTOP NAKEDD WOMAN WHEN SHE LIES ON BELLY
JUMPP ON NAKED WOMAN AND SQUASSSH HER THEN GRAB HER HAIR AND PULL BACKK LIKE REINS ON HORSE AND SCREAMM FUCKING BITCH RIDE RIDE BITCHH
WHEN SHE SCREAMMS SAY SHUTUP BITCH I AM MASTER HUNTER AND U ARE PROVIDERR AHAHAHAH
Re: Ozzi Groper - Who's Representin?
Read my words again Ozzi Groper . . . very, very carefully . . . they were directed specifically at the CHIKAN PLAYER HATERS. I was talking directly to them. Not to chikans in general such as yourself. I say to them, the player haters, that I represent the chikan nation, and not them.
Now, if I had been talking to you or one of my chikan homies, then I would have said that we are all chi
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Message for Mr. Shogun
Mr. Shogun,
Noone escapes the arms of the law. We have an estabilished network of CCTV cameras and will be watching your every more.
Do not think for one second that just because Mr. Sexbeast got away with it. You will getaway with it too.
Inspector Callaghan
Shogun
You said "It is I who represents the chikan nation's PEOPLES . . . and not you."
I would like to feel that we ALL represent the world and art of chikans. You may be one of our leaders here, but aren't we ALL representatives?
And as a leader, perhaps you could help all existing and budding chikans to adopt a standard code of behaviour including self governance, covering all chikan sit
A Triscuit versus A Chikan
What's the difference between a Triscuit cracker and a chikan? A Triscuit is a snack cracker . . . whilst a chikan is a . . . crack snacker! Aaahahaha!
Rub your finger gently between some deep and rounded booty cheeks my friends . . . don't push too hard, but just right . . . light!
And in a real tight crowd, shove your opposable thumb up her butt . . . feel her little sweaty underpanties . . . go for pooty hole paydirt if you can. It'll make ya nature grow. Ask Jay :-)
Black Shogun
Chikaning At Night
You didn't answer my question about chikaning at night. What you mean you fantasize about that? I thought all chikans did that. The darkness of the night is a chikan's friend and ally. In fact, that's when I do virtually all of mine . . . like a stealthy ninja. So what you talkin 'bout Arm Humper? Chikans come out at night! Chikans come out at niiiiggght! Huh, huh, huh! (from Whodini's "The Freaks Come Out at Night" circa 1984).
Black Shogun
Re: Arm Humper - Songs and Doggy Sex
Damn. No, I never read such fantasies. I heard about women and horses and the saddle though :-) And why ignore all the controversial stuff? Naw, naawwwww! Stir it up and mix it up. Keep the flow going. That's the problem with the world. People ignoring motherfuckin shit. Look the other way.
WTF is the Nancy Friday collection? That coulda been a pen name for a man :-) All I know is Nancy Drew. WTF?!!! You need to meet this other guy I know in another room who goes by "ManNdog" or "FuckMyDog". The fucker comes into an interracial sex chat room flashing links to pictures of doggy sex. Fucker needs to find another forum. Always gets shouted down.
Black Shogun
Shogun
1.I'm not sure if I fully understood your comment on my little song, but if there are similarities between it and a piece by 50 cent they are purely acccidental, as they say. The refrain about the dancefloor and the bus and so on was written in 99 or 2000. I've never knowingly listened to this man's music. I only know the name.
2. The post about dogs was by me. I am not 'into' zoophilia, but like many men, I wdn't object to seeing a woman have sex with a dog. If you've read any of Nancy Friday's collections of women's fantasies, you will know that not a few women think about things like that too. I sometimes find some of the things that a come up on this board a little distasteful, but I just ignore them.
A Funny Thing Happened to Her on the Way to School
Today was the first day of the new school year. It is a little easier to frot women when the schools are open, because the buses are fuller for longer portions of the day. I let the first bus that came up this morning go by, since the route it takes to town is shorter than the one I prefer and offers me fewer opportunities.
My bus soon arrived, and I noticed that there were more people on it
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Re: Arm Humper - Uhhhh . . . "Doggy Style"
OK Mr. Arm Humper. I wasn't gonna say anything, but I can't restrain myself anymore. Was that really you who posted that message about dogs humping women?
That was fucked up brah . . . bestiality and shit . . . that ain't cool man. Even the chikan nation has its limits.
I mean, I know like BEEP BEEP the Road Runner likes to suck coyote dick and stuff cuz that's what he was weened on.
Response to ALL "Chikan Player Haters"
"Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me" as adapted from 50 Cent's song "P.I.M.P."
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me
Now why this chikan talkin shit about me???
I don't know what he done heard about me.
What part of this pic he can't see?
Well hear it straight now comin from me.
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!
You better watch what you s
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"Embellish Relish"
Hey Paki Bottom Groper, I got another term for the gang called "embellish relish". We have the presence of "embellish relish" when chikans who have experience with "wet ones" put the "hot dog in the bun" and then spudge on girlie girl's buttcheeks!
The chikan squirts this "relish condiment" out of his "hot dog" when them bum cheeks start to feel real, real guuuuuudd! It's often referred to as "embellish relish" simply because lowly skilled to failed chikans simply cannot believe it. Heeheeheehee!
Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan
Re: Inspector Callaghan - Warning
Dear Callaghan, when I arrive upon your shores at London Heathrow, I'm gonna be just like the Beast. I'm gonna "chuck" my dork up so many English girl arse gaps that a new record is gonna be set my friend. Better call Ripley's.
You didn't apprehend the Beast, and you shant apprehend me. Catch me if you can. Your record is nil thus far. BEEP, BEEP said you yanked my chain. Since when??? Those English girls are gonna do the "wank my crank" is what for Sir DickInHan. Hahaha!
Black Shogun
Hey taxicider
Are you really gonna leave us hanging like that, you said you went to a hip hop jaz z club and grabbed tons of booty, then u went to a spanish neia=ghborhood and molested bubble butt latinas. Comon bro details man, from begging to end tell us the whole experinces.....
Warning
We have undercover police on all underground trains. Molesting innocent women is a crime. Oneday you will be caught. We are keeping a close I on people like pbg, iron dick, english groper. Oneday we will catch you !!. It is not clever what you do.
Inspector Callaghan
The Hungry Lion Roars
Another term to describe when a chikan plays with his dick and cums.