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i was reading black shoguns story about the east indian girl, and it made me laugh... so i thought i'd ask, what are some of the funnier moments that occured while u were groping?

for me there were several occassions... probably the funniest was this pharmasist woman... look late's 30's, blonde, kinda severe (harsh, mean) looking face & glasses, but with a fantastic body... skin tight black pants, obvious g string.. i mean she was clearly asking for it!
anyways, it was a big pharmacy, absolutely no customers... lots of space between the shelves, no crowd... i hanged around hoping for an opening, but it didnt happen.. but i was on a mission... i just casually walked up behind her (she was writing something in a pad while looking at the products) and just put the inside of my palm on her right buttcheek and squeezed and lifted... it was wonderful, i love the soft mushy feeling of an older woman's butt... she didnt make a sound but stood up straight! i continued walking through the store towards the exit... then i heard an explamation from another woman (who was behind me and must have seen the whole thing)
"Who was THAT!!!!" the accidental voyeur said in surprise and what sounded to me like a cross between shock and awe!

i had to fight back my laughter and maintained my cool step until i reached the exit... i also heard the woman whos ass i grabbed say something like "i dont know!!! i dont know him!!!"


another memorable moment was when i spotted 4 older women (early mid 30's) walking out of a greeting card store... i walked right behind the one on the left (pretty face, raven dark hair, nice curvy body, greyish tight dress, from that cottony material that makes a lot of noise) dug my fingers underneath her left buttcheek and lefted while squeezing... oooh her ass felt wonderful, she must have been wearing a g string cus i could clearly feel the meat of her ass under the dress... i guess i held on too long cus i heard her explaim:
"OOOOhhh"
thats exactly what she said, just in surprise.. she didnt look shcoked or dusguisted, didnt even turn around... so i moved forward again, pushing my palm against her plump buttcheek and lifting it up, looked her dead in the eyes, smiled and said "excuse me!" hahaha...
she just looking at me with curiosity, absolutely no disguist or hostility... one of her friends said something as i walked off...

the most recent ecounter happened last week... i saw a lovely asian woman (i dont usual grope asian women- its not a racial thing, i think women all of races are sexy- but unfortunately most asian women are short and have a flat ass and im very tall, so its a difficult grope)
she was about average height, and had a LOVELY and i mean LOVELY BUM... she must heen wearing those really low cut underwear (has anyone else found that its almost impossible to see an asian woman with a g string?) and her bum cheeks were just sticking out, her tight pants looked ready to break at the seams!

it was a mall (like most of my gropes) no crowd.. i had to wait for her to line up to get an icecream.. i walked up behind her (my arm twisted to the site, so the palm was facing her buttcheeks) and did my own version of the "tomahawk".. i call it a "half tomahawk with a twist"... basically (if the victim is on the right) ur right arm is twisted outwards... so ur palm is facing forward and right... so i did that, and dug my waiting fingers into her crack...i then pushed and twisted my palm inwards (to create pressure), so her left buttcheek was in my palm... and i was dragging it with me while i was moving forward...

she clearly noticed, a very sensitive bitch... almost jumped, but i kept my cool and kept walking... i had no escape route,no exit in sight, so i had to keep my cool...

anyways later on i saw her again lined up to buy bread... this time she was on my left... i repeated the same procedure, but this time i pushed myself harder against her... and she fucking lost it, she started to speak as soon as i got off her in broken english:
"excusee mee... excuseee mee man... dont dooo that... dont beee stuupid... dont touch me"

she was saying it in a loud voice, but she wasnt quite screaming... to tell u the truth i was kinda crapping myself cus i was far from any exits, and there was no crowd and nowhere to hide... quite a few people here and there... but i still found it funny as fuck...

i dunno im finding it harder and harder to grope at the malls nowadays.. it seems they have triple the security guards they had when i started, and even quite a few policemen nowadays... i've often gotten gropes between 2 security men (not groping the security guys obviously, but a women whos close to them), and i've only not be caught by pure instinct (ie lovely bum i wanted to grope... perfect opportunity.. then i hesitated.. lucky i did... when i looked up i almost bumped into a security guy coming the opposite way, looking right at me!!)

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