A dangerous chikan mission

I will be embarking on a dangerous chikan mission this October, brothers. I recently moved to Temple Terrace, FL, and I learned of the annual Guavaween celebration that they have in Ybor City (Tampa's Latin district). Apparently, over 200,000 people flood seven city blocks for a Mardi Gras-like Halloween celebration. There are drunken women everywhere, and even better: they are in their 20s-40s (no little girls), and a lot of them are in risque costumes (perfect for humping and groping)! The only problem, chikans, is that Ybor City is a very bad neighborhood. I am taking a shuttle from the Florida State Fairgrounds to reduce my chances of being car-jacked, mugged, or having my car stolen, but this is still a pretty rough area. Tampa has done a lot to clean it up since the days when a man got shot in the back at Guavaween (1991), so hopefully I will be able to escape with lots of great stories...but without getting beat up or stabbed! Wish me luck.

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