Response to ALL "Chikan Player Haters"

"Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me" as adapted from 50 Cent's song "P.I.M.P."

Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n Me

Now why this chikan talkin shit about me???
I don't know what he done heard about me.
What part of this pic he can't see?
Well hear it straight now comin from me.
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!

You better watch what you say about me.
I'll be like Iron Dick and go get my knife.
I'll make you watch while I jerk fuck your wife.
Then make ya plead for your trifling sorry ass life.
Cuz Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
All three are chikan P.I.M.P.s!

Then there's that chump called Groper in the Midst.
Shogun cussed and he said he got kinda pissed.
He better learn to stay out my fuckin business.
Or take my karate-kendo death chop fist.
I said Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!

When I happen to meet a new girl.
I don't care how she is in the bed.
I don't care how good she give head.
All's I want is a chikan nut instead.
Hey Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
All three are chikan P.I.M.P.s!

The music world has its own doc in Dre.
Iron Dick's the doc in our industry.
Playa haters better come get your girls.
Cuz they fixin to get a hair tongue twister twirl.
That's why Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!

When the plane lands in London's urban sprawl.
Can't waste time let's start an English pub-crawl.
Toss back some pints then find a packed tube.
The girls bring their bums and bazooka big boobs.
By now it should be plain for you to see.
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
All three are chikan P.I.M.P.s!

With success shuffle back to the pub.
We gotta nut doin the rub-a-dub-dub.
Time now for many, many more beers.
Pro chikans raise their mugs and SCREAM CHEERS!
So get your ticket fly and enjoy this with we!
ALL y'all chant this here rap now with me!
We ALL are chikan P.I.M.P.s!

Now why this chikan talkin shit about me???
I don't know what he done heard about me.
What part of this pic he can't see?
Well hear it straight now comin from me.
Senor Pepe, Dr. Iron Dick 'n me!
We are chikan brothers P.I.M.P.!

Black Shogun!!!

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