A "Chikan Player Hater"

A "chikan player hater" is any so-called chikan who can only show hatred, anger, and animosity towards other chikans who have been extremely successful in their practices. These "player haters" are this way primarily due to their own insecurities, jealousies, failures, and feelings of self-doubt.

They will never be able to experience the extraordinary and rise to the level of a "master" since their myopic (narrow-minded) thoughts don't allow them to realize the true possibilites and benefits that an established and profitable "master chikan practice" can bring with it.

"Chikan player haters" are often rightly referred to as "so-called" chikans because many of them really are not chikans at all. Rather, they are mostly fantasizers who live vicariously through the experiences of real chikans. These lowly pretenders become upset when they realize that the real and professional chikan has developed far more skill and demonstrates far more daring than the phony pretender himself could ever muster up.

All such "chikan player haters" must never be allowed to hold positions of influence and/or responsibility within the Nation of Chikan. Indeed, these phonies must be eliminated, preferably by stoning. If that is not possible, then the best way to deal with them is to infuriate them into submission by reporting on true "hardcore chikan stories". This makes them pop a major blood vessel and succumb to internal bleeding.

Black Shogun
Co-Author of the "Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

PS Certain insults work too, such as "You are a homosexual who has no dick."

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