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Chikan Poet

Here's a quick one for you BEEP BEEP (you're living proof that Wily E. Coyote did eventually catch the Road Runner . . . and fucked it):

Ali was the greatest
And he talked like he knowed it
Now I'm the latest greatest
So I gotta rhyme like a chikan poet

I'm handsome, I'm stealthy
I'm pretty and I'm fast
I go to nighclubs and bars
And I plug and play it in blondie's phat ass

I choose more to go to concerts
Over all that chikan commutin
Cuz my chikan buttfuck lasts a lot longer
When I choose to go out onion booty POOP CHUTIN!

In this forum I can only battle you with my words
My verbal luggage is packed real nice and tight and neatly
While your verbiage comes out smellin like nasty, stinky, smelly turds
Step back from the plate cuz ya never can defeat me . . . nerd

Now I ain't lyin and I sho ain't jokin
But you better be glad you can hide behind that screen
Maaannn BEEP BEEP I don't know what you been smokin
Cocksucker if I could I'd rupture your waste of a human spleen

Riddle me this and riddle me that
I'll go upside your cro-magnun skull
With an Ali shuffle goin a rapid rat-a-tat-tat!
Like in the Dominican Republic, not with my hands, but with a basey-ball bat!

You never are creative when you try to talk some smack
You say the same stuff that the Shogun already once said
Cuz my riffs are so crisp and smooth
They even stick right in your neanderthal head . . . hey . . . that was my line
You theivin unoriginal "LITTLE BIIIAAATCH!!! Huuhhhhhhh! Hahahahaaaaa!

Black Shogun!!!

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