A Bum Diddly Kind of Affair

The Shogun went out "bumming" at the local bars and nightclubs last night. I was able to sample the cracks of many, many women. But my favorite was this brunnette wearing thin, thin white slacks (trousers) on a packed dance floor.

I started out first with doing the "Windscreen Wiper" on her bubble butt. As instructed by my colleague Pakistani Bottom Groper, I made sure to put my hips into it. As a result, my big dick slapped lewdly against her plump buttcheeks as I worked my "wiper blade" side to side over her "hind screen".

Next, I got pushed up on her phat ass on the crowded dance floor, and I took this as an opportunity to dig the big head of my dick in between her bum cheeks. I know she felt me because her slacks were so thin, and my dick was out of my underwear through the slit.

For about 10 to 15 minutes, I buttfucked that brunette my friends, pushing hard and deep several times. It felt really, really good, and the pre-cum moistened the head of my dick and wet the shorts I was wearing.

If things had continued, I would have been like a squirrel and got a nut in her butt, but she moved away closer to a friend. This was indeed proof that she knew that she was being assfucked in public.

I bummed several more women. I saw this Indian guy (east Indian) buttfucking a blonde girl, and she turned around and asked, "What's going on back there!" She was not mad though, and they started a conversation. I then moved in behind her and began to rub myself into her buttcheeks! She asked the guy if I was his friend, and she eventually moved away from the both of us.

Later, there was another one that the Indian guy was trying to bugger, but I squeezed in front of him and stole his meal! That's right! The Shogun was a "booty bandit"! That's something that the Shogun has rarely ever done in his life, but I was feeling especially horny, and I didn't want to get shown up by the competition either.

When I left the bar, I leaned over and said to the Indian chikan, "Jack these girls in the butt man." Another rarity for the Shogun. To communicate with another chikan while on duty! To communicate with another chikan face-to-face anywhere! He just nodded his head in agreement while remaining silent.

So, so many things happened. These two girls asked me if I would take their picture. I did, then proceeded to feel up the blonde one's round bum with the back of my hand. I rubbed my index finger lightly into her crack too . . . even "bopped" her hard on the ass several times with the back of my hand. My hand bounced off of her fleshy buttcheeks each time. I also took some time to hump her butt.

I was passing by another thin blonde wearing this long skirt, and I saw she had been letting this guy rub his groin into her butt. She moved away, and as I passed, I "chucked" my dick up her butt and did Bad Boy's "wiggle" causing her hips to move side to side. She looked at her girlfriend with a look of complete surprise on her face, her mouth wide open. I just looked back and smiled at her as I went on my way.

Mr. Stink Finger was quite active. He delved into many an ass crack on that night. My favorite was this petite blonde wearing something that looked like a long, black evening dress. I gently inserted an index finger into the crack of her ass. The material of her dress was so thin that little was left to the imagination. I ran my finger the length of her booty crack, and my dick got rock hard in my shorts as I marveled at how I had my finger placed lightly and gently between her bum cheeks, and it was like fingering her arse crack with nothing there! The dress was so thin. Man!

Because I had not cum from my bumming, I went to one of my favorite strip clubs, and one of my best girls . . . "Kelly" . . . was there. I told her that I was really, really horny because I had been out humping girls in the butt on the dance floor! Well that bitchin blonde Kelly . . . she knows what the Shogun needs and how to take care of him.

I got a bed dance, and had her lay horizonatlly on top of me with her ass pressed into my dick. She then got the head of my dick in between her buttcheeks, and then I grabbed her hips and slammed her up and down on my hard, thick, dong . . . driving my dick into her ass crack . . . kissing her on her face . . . and talking dirty to her in her ear at the same time (I love to fuck you in the crack of your ass, etc.) until I spunked with the head of my pecker wedgied firmly between her buttcheeks. End of story.

Black Shogun

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