The "Bum Diddly"

The "bum diddly" is more of a general descriptive phrase as opposed to any particular type of chikan technique or method. That is, to do the "bum diddly" is to engage in any chikan technique or skill that involves the placement of a "stiffy" or "digits" either against or between a female's phat buttcheeks.

Regardless of which particular "bum diddly" approach is used, the most desirable and treasured outcome among professional chikans is always the same . . . to penetrate past the fleshy buttocks cheeks all the way down to the forbidden but highly prized and valued pooty hole.

Any chikan who successfully achieves such deep penetration receives immediate lifetime membership into the Butthole Surfers Club. This club is a special society within the Nation of Chikan established to recognize those few skilled chikans who have demonstrated the daring necessary to press on a total stranger's "booty button".

Black Shogun
Co-Author of "The Karma Chikan Sutra" - THE leading treatise on the practice of chikan

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