Vans Warped Tour and Ozzfest

You guys may remember my last post as "HandsOnExperience" where I talked about the opportunities in the northeastern US shore towns. Thought that nickname was kinda gay, so I've switched to "JackTheGripper."

Anyway, things have sort of dried up in New Jersey's shore towns. I don't know if it's the bad weather, or the fact that the season is coming to an end, or whatever, but it seems like there are more cops looking to issue summonses than young women looking to party anymore, so not much to report. Did see one couple TOTALLY NUDE screwing by the ocean on Long Beach Island, NJ. They had no blanket or towel, so one has to wonder how much sand she got in her vagina. I mean, that sand gets EVERYWHERE. Weird thing is, I was watching them through a night-vision scope that I have, and a couple cops walked onto the beach right up to them, shined their flashlights on them while she was on top, basically helping themselves to a free show at her expense, and then walked away. She was a pretty and busty blonde, probably in her late twenties. He was a hairy beast, but I try to imagine the guy isn't even there when I watch. These two barely skipped a beat. When the cops left, they started fucking again. I really need to upgade my equipment so I can film this stuff and put the MPEG's online...

These days the pickin's might be slim in eastern US shore towns, but the concerts RULE. Well, the music sucks in my book, but the groping was excellent. Went to the Vans Warped Tour in Asbury Park, NJ, on August 10, and Ozzfest at the PNC Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ (formerly the Garden State Arts Center) yesterday, August 18. The Vans Warped Tour was UNBELIEVABLE. I highly recommend checking it out next year (assuming the Warped Tour happens again next year) to anyone who can get to Asbury. Go to the main stages with the national, not local acts. The main stages are loaded with scantily clad 14-18 year old girls, and most are BEAUTIFUL, ADVENTUROUS, and NAIVE. The only bad thing for some of you, maybe, is that you have to be willing to tolerate a packed house and mosh pits in front of the stage. If you can bear nearly being crushed by other people, and the occasional braining from a crowd surfer, your opportunities will be LIMITLESS. The girls are right down in the melee with the guys, and crowd-surfing as well. It is hard to keep up with all the girls crowd surfing at the Warped Tour, in Jersey anyway. I swear it's like a feeding frenzy. A FEELING frenzy. My hands barely were done crushing one girl's chest as she passed over me, when another girl's ass and pussy through her skirt or shorts were served up to me. One girl came down from the sky right in front of me, like a gift from heaven, and while trying to catch her to keep her from smacking into the pavement, I ACCIDENTALLY pulled her shirt and bra right up over her head. No joke. I WASN'T EVEN TRYING and there they were, nipples, soft, fleshy, jiggly mounds, and all. Honestly I can't remember how many times my hands were on pussy, ass, and tits. And it was all young, firm, and pretty, except for a few fat ones. And I wasn't the only one. I was slightly worried about security going in, but soon after approaching the stage for the first band, I saw many other guys groping everywhere they could, and all concerns left my mind, allowing me to concentrate on the female bodies around me. Their tits HAD to be sore after the show, guys were crushing and squeezing them so often. There was one blonde with very large tits and nipples flashing a band I didn't know the name of.

I just have to blah-blah a little about this one girl. She was probably no more than 15, and looked very much like Jennifer Love Hewitt, except her hair was long and curly, not long and straight, her tits were smaller, maybe A cups or possibly B's, and she had freckles on her nose. Since I have a Love Hewitt fetish (no, I don't watch her crappy movies, just download her nip-slips and such off the Net), I was in love immediately. And she soon found out how much in love. She was wearing jeans, so ass grabbing was a little disappointing, but her breasts were quite available as she pumped her arms in the air to the music, rather than crossing them in front of her as some girls do at these shows to protect themselves. I fought the crowd to nestle in behind her, and it wasn't long before the heaving masses pressed me violently up against her. I conveniently put my hands on her tits, right hand on right tit, left hand on left tit, and kneeded them, deliberately feeling just how soft yet slightly firm they were. Even felt the nipples through her shirt and bra and the marbly glands inside her breasts, I was so determined to squeeze enough to get to know them. Probably savored the moment a little too long, as she spun her head around (there was no way she was turning her body or getting away from me with the crowd pressing us together), and looked at me with a little shock at first, and then slight annoyance. But these girls are young and naive, so they know somewhat that what's going on is wrong, but they really don't know where they stand. I will never forget how pretty and helpless she looked, and of course I'll never forget the feel of her young nubs. THAT, gentlemen, is HEAVEN. Well, almost. I regret not going up and under her shirt and bra and feeling skin directly. Did that with several girls crowd surfing that day.

Took a break and got some water, because I was soaked with sweat, a lot of it NOT mine. Yuck. Sat down and noticed a young maybe 13 or 14 year old girl. She had her back against a fence, sitting on the ground, and I was on a knee-high wall about five feet in front of her, facing her. It soon hit me that with my baggy shorts, legs wide open, and lack of underwear, she was getting quite a view, what with her head being perfectly at my crotch's level. It's funny, sometimes you can tell when a girl has never seen a penis before, and I just got the feeling that mine was her first. I had mirrored sunglasses on, so I pretended to be looking off in another direction with my head turned away, but my eyes were on her, and she studied it quite a bit, looking away from time to time, so as not to be too obvious. Thing is, I was getting aroused, so not only did she see her first penis, but she saw her first slow motion erection take place as well. The little captain crawled down my shorts and pointed stiffly in her direction. She got up and left soon after, casting nearly SLACK-JAWED looks back at me as she walked away.

Sometimes it's good being me.

Ozzfest wasn't nearly as rewarding, but it was still good. If you haven't been to the PNC Arts Center, the main stage is outside but under a roof with seating in front of it, and security checks tickets religiously, so it's kinda strange to see a metal band there, since there's no way a crowd can develop or surfing or mosh pits can go on right in front of the main stage. The second stage at Ozzfest was a lot like the main stages at the Warped Tour, however, except the crowd wasn't as young and fanatical, so there were very little mad presses toward the stage. People tended to stay fairly well spaced, except when Cradle of Filth, Sworn Enemy, and Voivod played. Things got tight then. And the girls were surfing. No need to get into that again, except to say that one girl was nearly stripped naked while in the air. Tits out, guys groping them, sweat pants being pulled down, etc. Unfortunately I was not near her to cop a feel when it happened. Another girl had her shirt off with just nipple pasties on. She was with her stupid boyfriend away from the loco crowd, so I never got a chance to grab them. Great tits to look at, though. Big, shapely, natural C cups.

When they shut down the second stage and started the more popular bands at the main stage, gropes got even tougher to come by. I bought the more expensive ticket for a stadium seat, but soon found out all the action was behind me up in the lawn seating where people can stand or sit on the ground. What I had to do was walk around until I found one of the random mosh pits that open up, stand right on the edge of one, next to a hot woman, and wait to be pushed into her. Usually didn't take long before my hands were where they should be, and it all seemed accidental to these women. As darkness fell, I got a little more aggressive. I reached down one girl's tank top, no bra, and went back and forth from tit to tit, squeezing, feeling a nip, rubbing, squeezing again, until the crowd pushed us back toward the pit. Don't know if she was pissed. I immediately left to find another pit each time I scored. After it got dark, I stopped waiting for the pits, and just groped as I walked by. This was a little reckless I admit, but fun. One girl managed to knock my hand away before I could grab her tit, like some kinda karate defense move. Back at the mosh pits, another smoking hot brunette with breast implants gave me a bumper sticker that she claimed was her band. It had a URL on it, but when I visited, I found out the band was all guys:

www.afteryellowred.com

No, it's NOT my band, and, no, I'm NOT soliciting. I included the URL in case she's one of the band members' girlfriends and they post a pic of her some day. You can check her out, if they do, because I “checked her out” at Ozzfest! She was wearing no underwear at all, no bra, no panties, and a homemade, cut-from-a-sweatshirt bikini top that not only let her nipples poke through but was cut so low it let you see her nipples outright if you looked down the top. She also wore a pair of cut-off, sweatpants shorts that said "SPOILED" on her ass. Soon after she handed me the bumper sticker, the mosh pit to our right pushed me into her and my hands were all over her fake titties and that spoiled ass. I'm really surprised she and her two pretty friends didn't complain, because I gave it to them good. Actually they were pissing and moaning about the mosh pit, so they were probably too preoccupied to notice what I was doing. The pit made me spill my beer all over them, so not only did I grope them, but I made them unwilling participants in an unwelcomed wet T-shirt contest.

If you go to the web site, send them an email, telling them to post pics of their girlfriends. And ask them in the email if one of their girlfriends remembers the guy at Ozzfest who spilt beer on and groped the shit out of her. I was the also the one who, after the accident, jokingly flicked a little more beer on one of her friends because she said, "Beer is very good for your hair."

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