Re: Arm Humper - Defining A Practice
Yes Arm Humper. I know Master Frotteur and consider him to be one of my true friends from this board. In fact, I have a very good memory which always leads me back to the story that he wrote about "shoulder humping", the one to which you made reference, whenever the subject or arm humping comes up.
But when I was talking about you "defining" a practice, I wasn't talking about describing it or explaining how it feels, etc. Rather, I was talking more about being the "leader" in something. You don't necessarily have to be the first to do something, or even the best at describing that something, in order to "define" it. You can define by simply doing . . . doing it the best . . . being the best at it. And I'm not aware of anybody who humps arms better than you do!
Michael Jordan didn't create the game of basketball, and he wasn't the first to ever play the game, but he certainly is the "definition" of who the greatest basketball player ever was. So too, then, do you "define" this curious chikan "subpractice" of "arm humping." It's not my thing . . . it could never excite me personally . . . and yet, I find myself like Gentlebrush . . . drawn to your stories because they are so . . . original and . . . curiously different.
They are also plentiful and arrive in a steady stream. At the rate you are going, you are definitely a contender for a Man of the Month award. So, I give you an arm . . . I mean hand :-) . . . and say to you now, "It's yo thang! Do what ya wanna do! I can't tell you . . . who (or how) to sock it to!" You may have thought that I didn't like your stories when a question arose about the woman wiping the sperm away from her body. Oh contraire. My critique of chikan literature is more sophisticated than that. The truth is that I think you are perhaps the best new contributor to show up this year. Keep it going.
Black Shogun
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