Grab Um In The Biscuits!

Now my chikans listen. There are several types of “biscuit crackers” that may be found on a woman’s body. For example, some of my favorites are “booty biscuits”, “titty biscuits”, and “cootchie biscuits”. At the biggest concert of the year, I was determined to be as aggressive as I needed to be in order to grab as many hot bitches in their “biscuits” as I could. And I especially wanted to cop a feel of some cootchie too. So, off I went to the hugest show of the year and the apex of the concert season. Once I arrived at the gates, I saw that it was mostly guys there. That was to be expected given the nature of the bands that would be playing.

Of course, there are positives and negatives when the crowd is mostly made up of guys. The obvious negative, unless you are a friggin homo, is that you have a much smaller selection of chicks to hump. But there would be some hot babes there nevertheless, and a positive is that with so many guys in the crowd and so few girls, the girls would be hard pressed to know who was “showing greedy hunger” for their biscuits. Another of the negatives is that in a crowd with so many guys and so few gals, the women that are there are normally with a guy or group of guys. This can create a dicey situation since the girl will have greater “protection” due to the presence of the guy(s) she’s with. Indeed, this situation would present some challenges for the Shogun during this outing. More on that later.

It wasn’t a long wait at all to get in, and as usual, I made my way to what was a very large and long stage. I moved with a little extra pace this time since I knew that the availability of feminine tushy was going to be much more scarce. I scanned the scene and in short order found three teen friends standing in the second row near center stage. I moved in behind them and began checking them out. I immediately decided that all three friends were definitely “butt fuckable.” Here again, the Shogun would have to make some choices.

There was a cute, petite blonde wearing a pink, white, and orange top that exposed much of her back and shoulders. She had a decent butt wrapped inside some white shorts. Standing in the middle was an even cuter brunette with a navy blue top and a NICE bum in some THIN plaid shorts. She had nice full “hams” that looked muy delicioso to me as I eyeballed her butt crack! And standing on the right was another cute blonde . . . kind of chunky . . . but still cute. She was wearing some flowery decorated top that exposed her back and shoulders. There was this thin, black sash that hung down in the back from her top, aligned perfectly with her crack. And speaking of crack, this chick had a PHAT, round ONION shielded by THIN red trousers that HUGGED the curved contours of her ARSE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Well, which to butt fuck Shogun? Based on the “visuals”, I eliminated the petite blonde in the white shorts right off the top. She was alright, but the other two looked good too and had the bigger rumps with deeper cracks covered only by thin material. Next, I had to do a little “testing of the hindquarters” to see which of the two remaining heineys would offer up the most pleasure. I was pretty sure it would be the blonde in the red trousers, but I had to be absolutely certain. To “collect more data”, I lightly touched the brunette and the onion booty blonde with the red trousers on their backsides with my fingers and the backs of my hands. Both bums were nice and soft, but Miss Red Trousers was the plumpest back there and felt the softest . . . critical for sinking your boner in to the hilt!

I decided that it would be the red trousers, but here’s what the closer was. That black sash hanging down in the back was blocking my full view of her crack! I wanted to get a look at it to make sure that my decision was the right one. Sooooo, I nonchalantly and subtlety moved the sash to the side and had a look! What I saw was a DEEP, DEEEEEEPP POOTY CRACK over which the thin material was pulled TIGHT, further accentuating the depths of that precious crevice that we chikans love so much. The blonde in the red trousers it would be! I got behind her and lowered the zipper to my shorts . . . my dick was already out of my underwear . . . and covered by my long shirt as I lowered the zipper. It was time now for the “pre-show hump” . . . build up some pre-cum, then when things get really packed, PACK HER FUDGE IN!

With my dick out and covered by the long shirt, I began to massage the head of my bone into the blonde’s round MOON of an ass. Sometimes she would stand with one of her bum cheeks sticking back more than the other. I would adjust my stance to rub up against the butt cheek that stuck back the most. I was ACHING to roll the head of my boner around lightly in her crack, but that fuckin sash was in the way even though it was thin and narrow. I decided that I would just have to move it to the side and hold it there until we got really squashed. At that time, I could move it to the side and not have to hold it anymore since the crush of the crowd would take care of the rest.

But for the moment, I gently moved the sash to the side with my right hand, then stood close up on those cheeks and MASSAGED THE HEAD OF MY DICK AROUND SOFTLY IN HER DEEP ARSE GAP!!! It felt GOOD, but I had to remember not to get too excited too soon and mess up a good butt fuck for later. We had at least an hour left to go before the start of the show. Occasionally, Miss Red Trousers would bend over talking to her friends or trying to see things. This made it possible for me to get some harder, deeper digs into her butt. Eventually, the crowd had built to where I could maintain constant contact with those PLUMP buns. As she would shift and move, I was able to rub the head of my pole just a little deeper . . . her bending and moving intensifying the pleasure . . . I could feel the pre-cum now glistening on the tip of my dick . . . before long, that pre-cum would be leaking onto her bum . . . soiling her thin pants.

I took some time to exam this big ass blonde. I could look into her face as she turned her head to the side to talk to her friends. She had greenish/gray eyes and wore these glasses that gave her pretty face a kind of “smart” look. Her blonde hair was pulled back and up like so many women wear their hair at concerts. For some strange reason, the freckles on her nose made my dick harder . . . I fantasized about spunking on her freckled nose like in a bukkake movie . . . and watching her pert little nose twitch and her nostrils flare open as the spunk splatters down onto her nose. I listened in to some of her conversation with her friends and heard that they were from a small town. This too excited me . . . I looked into her face and said in my head, “I’m gonna BUTT FUCK the motherfuckin hell outta your BIG, PHAT BUTTER EATIN COUNTRY ASS!!!”

I continued with the light humping right up to the point just before the first band was to start. That’s when there was the crowd surge I had been waiting for! With the sash pushed to the side, I quickly lifted my shirt and allowed the movement of the crowd to PUSH MY WORM RIGHT INTO THE GIRL’S ARSE! I let out a muffled OOHHHHHHH under my breath! I was right up on the bitch’s back now and placed both my hands on her shoulders. The music started and I began to GRIND MY DICK INTO HER DEEP CRACK! The girl looked over at her brunette friend and smiled :-) Things got even more squashed and I FOUND MY FACE PUSHED RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE GIRL'S HEAD!

Well, with my DICK SAUSAGED BETWEEN Miss Red Trouser’s DEEP, PHAT ASS CHEEKS and a MOUTHFUL OF HER HAIR BETWEEN MY LIPS AND TEETH, this was ASS FUCK CHIKAN HEAVEN my friends! Her hair smelled good as I rested the full weight of my head and face into the back of her head. I KISSED HER HARD ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD SEVERAL TIMES, then with her good smelling hair still all in my mouth, AND MY FACE BURIED INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD, I BEGAN TO DO LOUD "SHOGUN SHOUTS" that were muffled because my mouth was buried into her hair. I GROANED, "OOOHHHHHHH AND AAAHHHHHHHH YOUR BIG, FAT COUNTRY ASS FEELS GOOOOOOD!!!!!" My DICK was ROCK HARD as MY LIPS PRESSED INTO AND DRAGGED ACROSS HER SKULL AS I MOUTHED MY PERVERTED GRUNTS AND WORDS!!!!!

While still digging my dick right up that girl’s small town COUNTRY ASSHOLE, and my face still pressed into the back of her head, I decided to go “ex-Nanbread” on the bitch. I OPENED MY MOUTH AND BEGAN TO TWIST AND TWIRL THE CHICK’S BLONDE HAIR AROUND WITH MY TONGUE!!! I THEN GAVE HER JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A “SPITPOO” BY DEPOSITING SOME SPIT INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! Several times, I closed my eyes and kissed the girl hard some more on the back of her head while I PORKED THE BITCH BETWEEN HER CHEEKS, moaning and groaning into the back of her skull. At some point, I removed my face from her hair and the back of her head so that I could look into her pretty face while I dug way, WAAAAAY up her “BUNG HOLE.” The sight of her smiling over at her friend while I TAPPED THAT ASS excited me to no end! Also, I gently MASSAGED HER SHOULDERS WITH MY FINGERS AS I GOT ME SOME OF THAT POOP CHUTE!

I continued with this humping and shoulder massaging action right on through the first band. I thought to myself that I should have “creamed her cornhole” by now. It was a rougher crowd, and I was concerned that I might lose my prey if I wasn’t diligent and careful. I kept up with my hunching during break down and setup for the next band, although at a less frantic speed. We remained squashed in the crowd with MY DICK JAMMED INTO THE CREASE. AWWWW FUCK! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK CHIKANS THE SHIT FELT GUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!! I took slow and circular digs into her ARSE GAP now . . . feeling her FLESHY BUM CHEEKS SPREAD OPEN AND CLOSE TO THE BUTTFUCK I WAS PUTTING ON MY PREY. FFFFFFFFFUCK!!!

I heard somebody in the crowd tell someone else that they were getting too much into their space . . . getting into their “bubble.” I thought, “And my dick is in this PHAT ASS BLONDE’S BUBBLE . . . HER FUCKIN ROUND WHITE ONION BUBBLE BUTT!!!” My dick stiffened and twitched with my perverted thinking. I looked into her face as I bum humped her and said to myself, “I’m going to FUCK YOU in your HICK COUNTRY ASSHOLE until I SPERM in your CHOCOLATE STARFISH BITCH!!!!” When the next band came on, I was determined to cum, so I started to drop the old SLAM FUCK on that BLONDE, HAYSEED ASSHOLE! I looked on with ABSOLUTE JOY as I watched her body VIOLENTLY JERK FORWARD from my now AGGRESSIVE humping.

All along, the girl never complained or said a word to me or anybody else about being ass fucked in the crowd. WELCOME TO THE BIG CITY BITCH! You bring your phat, hick ass to the show, and the chikan Shogun WILL PUSH YOUR SHIT IN!!! She had been looking over at her blonde and brunette friends smiling, but the crowd soon got so rough that all three friends got separated. No fuckin way was she gonna take her big ass ANYWHERE, not until I had spunked on her butt and stained her clothes! After keeping up with the slam fucking for several minutes, and still not having cum, I decided it now had to be all out PURPOSEFUL FUCKING with NO CAUTION! I had to go for it! While still holding the bitch and gently massaging her shoulders, I SQUATTED AND LINED MY “POOTY PROBER” UP WITH THE “SWEET SPOT” . . . . you know . . . WHERE THE ASS CHEEKS AND PUSSY MEET.

What happened next was perhaps my favorite part of the evening because of the way she reacted to what I was doing. While squatting to get the best angle, I began to take HARD, DEEP, STEADY, and RYTHMIC DIGS into the girls ASSHOLE!!! I mean I was REALLY hunching and PUTTING MY BACK INTO IT. Several times I looked down and could see my hips SLAMMING into her PLUMP BUBBLE WHICH WOULD SINK IN AND BOUNCE BACK OUT FROM MY BUTTFUCKING MOTIONS. I was VERY EXCITED because if she hadn’t realized earlier that what I was doing was deliberate, then she HAD to know it was now. I WAS SQUATTING AND HUNCHING LIKE A MONGREL DOGGY TRYING TO BREED A BITCH UP THE BUTT!!! She had been moving her buns around some earlier and hopping when the crowd would let her. But now, even though she could move some, SHE STOOD PERFECTLY STILL AND TOOK HER ASS FUCKING!!!

I KNEW at this very moment, while she stood perfectly still, that SHE KNEW what was happening, and had decided to allow herself to be MOUNTED and FUCKED IN THE ASS at the biggest concert of the year! I have gotten this reaction of acceptance from other girls many a time. She was either looking straight ahead or to her left where her friends had been. When I could, I would look right into her face with SATISFACTION as I BRED HER IN HER DEEP ASS CRACK . . . watching her body LURCH AS SHE RECEIVED A PUBLIC BUTTFUCKING! I know she felt that dick, which was hitting some of her taint area too. I know she took some pleasure from my "STIFFY" being ground into her privates. I kept going until the SEED FINALLY SPEWED OUT OF MY EXPOSED DICK AND LANDED HIGH ONTO HER LEFT ARSE CHEEK!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

Having SPUNKED ON THAT ASS, I decided I had to cop some feels of it. This girl had been so passive that I felt like I could be really assertive with her. So, I reached out with my left hand and GRABBED A HANDFUL OF HER LEFT BOOTY CHEEK. I DUG MY FINGERS INTO HER FLESHY ARSE CHEEK AND BEGAN TO KNEAD AND ROLL HER LEFT BUM CHEEK FLESH IN MY HAND! I then DID THE SAME THING WITH HER RIGHT BUTTCHEEK! THEN BACK TO THE LEFT. Her BUM CHEEKS WOBBLED AND JIGGLED as I GRIPPED AND SQUEEZED AND KNEADED HER BUTTOCKS CHEEKS IN MY HANDS MY FRIENDS!!!!

My kneading and squeezing of those phat, PLUM, arse cheeks went on for several seconds before I decided I wanted out of the crowd. The girl NEVER objected. MAN! First, she let me fuck her in the ass, then she let me feel up her “moons”! You can’t ask for more than that! I told this guy who was nearby that I wanted out. He suggested that I crowd surf and get pulled out over the front barricade. I thought about it for a minute, but then decided no way. My dick, although covered by the shirt, was still out and I couldn’t get it back in because the crowd was so bad. I couldn’t risk my dick falling out and being seen while being pulled over the top! Hahahahaha! So, I slowly but surely fought my way out of the worst of the crowd by moving back. Not easy to do, but I had done it many times before.

After taking a break, I decided it was time to go for some more biscuits! I had kneaded some “booty biscuit dough” in my hands. Now it was time for titty and cootchie biscuits. I also wanted to stick some fingers up some pooty holes, especially my thumb! I read how Jay had done this and caused dismay to come on a bitch’s face. That’s what I wanted to do too . . . shove my thumb up some assholes and see a look of dismay on a bitch’s face. So back into the crowd I went. I got behind a cute brunette and began to stick my index finger between her butt cheeks. I pushed it in several times, but she seemed to notice nothing. But this guy standing nearby seemed to be looking my way . . . trying to see what I was doing it appeared. I tried to be more subtle, but he kept looking.

I decided to just ignore the guy. WRONG MOVE! I had just dug “Mr. Stinky” into the girl’s crack again when the guy came over and said to me, “Man that’s my sister.” I tried to act like I didn’t hear what he said. I said something about the concert and tried to high five the guy and shake his hand. HAHAHAHAHA! He said, “NO, I SAW YOU TOUCH HER! IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!” So what was I to do now? Try to deny it and argue with him about it or something? It wasn’t worth all that. I was guilty, and there was no sense in doing anything to worsen the situation. Was I to fight him? “What for,” I thought. “There’s plenty of other crack up in here.” So, I just minded my own business for a few minutes, and so did “big brother” who even moved away from me. Eventually, I moved off into the crowd in search of more biscuits.

I saw a girl in the crowd whose multi-colored panties were sticking up out of the back of her jeans. In the melee of the crowd, I STUCK MY FINGERS INTO HER PANTIES AND PULLED THEM BACK AND SNAPPED THEM HARD! If it hadn’t been so noisy, I know I would have heard the “snap!” In any event, I know she felt the snap against her body with force because I had pulled really hard :-) Without her looking back, I saw her adjust her clothes by pulling her jeans up and her top down. A girl who was crowd surfing was passed over me . . . I squeezed and kneaded her booty biscuits for a few seconds. Some people were slam dancing and in the frenzy, I squeezed a girl hard and DEEP on the arse twice. I saw a panicked look on her face as she told her friend that somebody was grabbing her ass :-) Another girl was walking through the crowd . . . I REACHED INTO HER CROTCH AND FELT THE SOFTNESS OF HER “MUFFIN” BETWEEN HER LEGS . . . COOTCHIE BISCUIT . . . YUMMY! I think she knew my hand was in there but thought it was due to the crowd. Dumb bitch!

I still hadn’t shoved my thumb up any pooty holes yet because I hadn’t found the right opportunity. But before long, I did find three suitable targets. The first was a cute, late teen girl with brown hair that had been pulled back into a ponytail. She had a plump butt inside some jeans. During a break between bands, I pushed my index finger in between her ass crack several times. When the music started up again, I switched to my thumb and pushed REALLY HARD because of the jeans. Several times she FLEXED HER BUTT CHEEKS AND MY THUMB AND/OR INDEX FINGER GOT WEDGIED IN BETWEEN HER BOOTY CHEEKS! I took pleasure as the bitch started looking around with that dismayed look I wanted to see on her lovely face :-) She skirted around some people to get away from Mr. Stink Finger and his new friend “Mr. Bum Thumb.” Hahahaha!

I found another girl, a blonde wearing jeans and shoved Mr. Bum Thumb up her asshole too! She too started to look around, but more with a look of annoyance than of dismay. And she too moved away from me. But the third chick I picked for an “exploratory” from Mr. Bum Thumb was the best. She was also a blonde. I’m not sure what she was wearing, but her pants were soft and MY THUMB DESCENDED BETWEEN HER BUTTCHEEKS RIGHT DOWN TO HER POOTY HOLE! The Shogun had HIT PAYDIRT WITH HIS THUMB! But the best part was that the bitch didn’t move away! She stayed where she was but looked around with dismay and panic as MY THUMB PRESSED HER ANUS! I kept doing it, and eventually JAMMED MY THUMB AGAINST HER PUSSY/TAINT AREA TOO!!! The bitch was totally panicked and didn’t know what to do. I kept violating her ANAL CAVITY and her PUSSY/TAINT with my fingers. Eventually, she allowed herself to be pulled out of the crowd. I tried to get my digits into a short blonde's butt but she moved away to where her guy friend was.

I still hadn’t got any titty biscuits yet. I decided I needed to find some before the night was done. I got into a jam in the crowd and found myself . . . and my arm . . . against a short blonde’s chest. Even though she was there with a guy, I AGGRESSIVELY RUBBED MY ARM AND THE BACK OF MY HAND ALL OVER HIS BITCH’S TITTIES for several seconds! She seemed to take it all as “incidental contact” from the crowd. Another dumb bitch! There was a break in the action for the final headliner band to set up, and I thought that I had enough for the night. I decided that I would just cool it now and watch the headline band since they are an absolute legend and will be remembered for all time. I saw the phat ass country blonde I had ass fucked earlier! I thought, "I buttfucked the DAYLIGHTS out of your deep asshole! I was the ROTO-ROOTER MAN IN YOUR ASS. If your plumbing was clogged before, it's sure as hell open now!" I wanted to get close enough to see if I could spot the spermies stain I had deposited into the fabric of her thin trousers, but chose to stand back instead.

No sooner had I made the decision to close it down for the night when I saw that I was standing near this chick who had been flashing the crowd. You see, many girls were being hoisted up onto the shoulders of guys so that they could flash their titty and booty biscuits to the crowd. A few, including this whore that I was now standing near, had taken off ALL their clothes and been TOTALLY NAKED while flashing the crowd. This bitch had done this, and for that, I needed to get some of her whore ass. The only problem was that she was with like 3 or 4 bald white guys that looked like they were from the World Wrestling Federation! I would really be taking a chance here. Did I really want to get into a fight on this night and get my ass pulverized or what?

No matter. I HAD to have some of this SLUT'S ass. She was FINE too with auburn/red hair and a beautiful, butter pecan color to her skin. I fantasized about having her whore ass up against the barricade and buttfucking the holy shit out of her arsehole until she sobbed for mercy. There would be none of that tonight with her, but I would try to get into position to feel up that ass. I managed to get behind her, but I had to be CAREFUL because of the guys she was with. In order to pull off some feels, the Shogun decided to turn to some tried and true techniques known as the “bump and clap” and the “bump and pump”.

So, while standing close behind my target in the crowd, I would raise my hands to clap for the band, BUMPING HER WHORE ASS CHEEKS AS I RAISED MY HANDS TO CLAP. At the same time, I would raise a hand in the air to pump a fist to the band . . . making sure to BUMP THE BITCH’S ASS CHEEKS EACH TIME I RAISED MY HANDS TO MAKE A FIST. In this way, I was able to feel her wonderfully soft buttocks cheeks without raising any suspicions on anybody’s part . . . and getting my ass smashed by the WWF guys! Several times things got out of hand with people crowd surfing. During these times, I managed to bump the chick’s butt cheeks with my dick. I also got a little into her crack with my dick. But the best was when I managed to dig some fingers between her pliable, browned, butter soft booty cheeks.

After many minutes of this, it was close to “quitting time.” As one last “dastardly act”, I palmed the big ass of this woman who had asked me if I had a pen (I think she was wanting to give some guy her number). I told her that I did not have a pen. I saw that the guy she was talking to had been palming her ass. When he moved his hand, I PUT MY HAND BACK THERE AND FELT INTO HER CRACK TOO! I did this about 3 times until she finally looked around to see whose hand it was. I quickly withdrew my hand, and she told the guy she was talking to that some other guy who was standing nearby was palming her buttocks cheeks. Surely it couldn’t have been the nice guy she had just been talking to and had asked for a pen. Noooooooooo! Heeheeheehee!!!!

As I left the arena, all I could think about was all the damage I had done on that night. Buttfucked a country ass blonde with a big, soft, round, onion booty all up in her asshole while she stood there and took that big dick way in that ass . . . fingered a guy’s sister in her sensitive pooty hole and got caught . . . snapped a chick’s panties . . . shoved Mr. Stink Finger and Mr. Bum Thumb up several poop chutes . . . grabbed a cootchie biscuit . . . and on and on. What a night! WHAT A CONCERT SEASON! It’s all down hill from here now as far as concerts go . . . it’s all down hill from here.

Black Shogun

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