Man of the Month for July

For the stories "Crack Snacks", "Crack Snacks Conclusion", "The Spunkmeister Cometh (Twice)", "At Da Show", and "Grab Um In The Biscuits!" (coming tomorrow), I cast a vote for myself.

That's right. I'll have one more story before the month is through. At the hugest concert of the season, I buttfucked a phat ass country ass blonde and spermed on her bubble butt cheeks (and more)! I mean, I bum fucked the DAYLIGHTS out of her.

Also, as I got into some other things, I was threatened with bodily harm by a guy who saw me use "Mr. Stink Finger" to probe his sister's pooty hole! Man, so much happened at that concert. I hope I can remember it all. I'll have to concentrate. So, look for my final story for July . . . "Grab Um In The Biscuits!" With that, I believe that I will have undoubtedly gone back to what I said I would do . . . writing killer stories . . . and enough of them to deserve the July award.

Black Shogun

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