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Chikan convention in London England. The comedy

(It was a hot busy day in at the British Transport Police head quarter In London England phone are ringing off the hook as the officers are moving about the office and sitting in there cubicles typing and talking on the phone. )

(Inspector is standing in the middle isle facing the chief office wiping the sweat off is forehead and bald head with his handkerchief and taken a deep breath then head to the chief Fennigan office with a light tap on the office window .)

What the fuck do you want Callahindi? Get In here and shut the door behind you.

Chief I just got a tip. The BBS gang are having there first convention this coming weekend and there meeting at the Waterloo pub Friday afternoon a few hour before rush hour where there going to catch the Victoria line right down the street from the waterloo pub and with your permission chief me and the men can stake out the pub and when they come out we can follow them on the tube and catch them in the act.

Shit Callahindi there no way in hell!
Please sir..
I took you off the underground assignment for a reason you kelp fucking up. The chikans were making a fool out of you. IM not going to let you make a laughing stock out of our department.

Chief I can do it let me make it up to you.

Shit Callahindi you couldn't handle the simple assignment I gave you last week where I sent you to stake out the Kelly farm to try to catch the pervert molesting his sheep's in the middle of the night. You didn't know we set camera all around the ranch and I caught you on tape the next day with your pants down behind the sheep you dumb fuck. If you weren't the Chief superintendent nephew I would have fired your ass a long time ago.

Chief I know I messed up I needs this assignment Chief we have a chance to put an end to the Ayashi- BBS shut it down for good all we need is to catch one of the BBS Chikan take them to court. Just think chief how good it would look for you and our department and there a good chance you can get that promotion to Chief Superintendent.

Hmmm... OK Callahindi if you fuck this one up it will be your hindi.

Thank you chief I will get the men ready to set everything up for Friday.

(Waterloo Pub Friday Afternoon Chikan Convention London England.)

(Chikan from all over from Japan to Australia United kingdom United State south America Middle East Canada All gathered to talk about skill in touching women charring there experience laughing and joking drinking beers and watching the dancers as the festivity begin for a long agenda weekend is ahead of them. )

(Across the street from the Waterloo pub Inspector Callahindi and two of his men are staking out on curb in a van waiting for the Chikan to come out to head to the Train station.)
Hey Inspector the other men are not here yet and it almost rush hour there a lot of Chikan in there we don't have enough men to cover all of them.

Never mind that. there Three of us and all we need is three Chikan to arrest once we catch them in the act on the tube, then hand cuff your wrist to his wrist and I will radio the chief and he will be waiting with his men at the end of the line with the paddy wagon and the Press will be there taking picture finally catching the Ayashi BBS Chikans. (as Callahindi said this he had a big glow on his face)

(Back in the waterloo pub one of the London host that help organize the convention step on the dance stage with the Microphone in his hand also well known on the BBS board.)
Welcome to London all you Chikaners welcome the Ist Chikan convention. I hope you guys are enjoying the drink and food and the ladies dancer (everyone cheer with theirs drink high in the air) CHEERS CHEERS.;) ;)
Just in a few minute to begin our festivity IM going to guide you to the London Under ground where we will catch the tube on the Victoria line where we will hump these gorgeous Ladies in business suits of your liking where you can do your own thing and be careful of the English Ladies they can be very rude so be careful remember your at your own risk we can't bail you out when your arrested. We will ride the tube at the end of the line and catch the tube going back the other way and head back here go to your hotel room and freshen up and we will meet here at the waterloo.

Now IM going to Introduce our next speaker..........

(the host got Interrupted by one of the chikan.who claim before that he was reading the board for a while and post a couple back in the past and recently started writing on the board it seem like he was trying to win popularity contest with all his writing with in a two week period and even had the nerve to debated against one of our best writer on the BBS board which didn't get anywhere)

"Host may I add a few words!

Ah. ... sure ... why not.

Welcome Chikan Let me tell you about some of these women .....Yadda Yadda Yadda..

(as he telling the crowd what the chikan already know anyway one of the chikan waved one of the dancer to the table whisper in her ears and pointed to the stage and slip her some money and she took it and put the bills and stuffed it in her garter and smiled and nodded to the fellows as she head to the stage where the unaware speaker was at)

....you see you take your hands like this.... (the dancer interupt him)

Excuse me. Can I borrow that microphone for a minute? (he look at her and look at the crowd)

OK here you go.

(She smile at him with eye contact she a beautiful long hair brunette with a nice tan 36 24 26 wearing a pink bikini she take the microphone and turn around right behind him and place the mic between her ass cheeks bending up and down and then rubbing the mic on her cheeks and sticking it back in her ass crack and holding the mic with her ass cheek without her hands she has one those ass that stick out far as mic is ready to slip out of her cheeks she catches it as she squeeze the mic with her cheeks mussel she does this a few times smiling at the speaker he is now speechles with his mouth wide open he is breezing hard like he going into a convulsion he bends over holding his crouch as he let out a ahhhoooo. the guys came out and help him off the stage the London Host come back on stage took the mic from the dancer and slowly lick the mic with tongue starring in her eyes and then hurry back on stage to get the show on the road).

Let me introduce the next speaker who is going to guide you to Amsterdam tomorrow here is the 2002 chikan of the year.

HEY CHIKANS. HI IM THE KING OF CHIKAN . I TAKE YOU TO AMSTERDAM AND TO LIGHT HOUSE DISTRICT SIN CITY. WHERE WE FIND 6 FEET BLOODED HOOKER WHERE YOU CAN WATCH ME AND I TEACH YOU TO JUMP ON THERE BACK AND FUCK THERE CRACK AND THEY CANNOT BREEZE.... HERE.. I SHOW YOU.. COME HERE BITCH (he grab a blonde waitress that was two feet from him taking an order from the table by the stage}

Let go of me!

SHUT UP BITCH (and throws her on the stage on her belly) YOU LISTEN TO ME BITCH I AM THE 2002 CHIKAN OF THE YEAR IM GOING TO CUM IN YOUR CRACK AND MAKE YOU BLACK AND BLUE IN THE FACE BECAUSE YOU WON'T BREEZE(he start at her but the few of the chikan intervene and held him on stage to restrain him) UNHAND ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER I KILL YOU I CUT YOUR DICK OFF AHHAHA (they said calm down she is just a waitress not a hooker (he then eased up and then calm down and said)
IM SORRY WAITRESS THAT I KNOT YOU DOWN ON STAGE I GOT CARRIED AWAY I SORRY CHIKAN AND WEB MASTER WHERE ALL GOD CHILDREN WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT AHHAHA WE WILL ALL MEET AT THE AIRPORT TO FLY TO AMSTERDAM I HAVE FRIEND WHO FLY A SMALL AIR PLAIN I WILL PAY FOR EVERBODY AHHAHAA (host come back on stage)

Well, last but not least our last speaker he will direct us the big concert Sunday evening at the Loghborough town hall the bus will leave at 6pm Sunday right outside the waterloo pub. and now here he is the King Chikan of concert....

Hello my fellow chikan we are gather here today to get it on to bum fuck these phat ass women yes my friend we are planing to hit the pay dirt come Sunday evening when we arrive at the concert hall I will show you guys how to stake out the place watch for future potential victims and show you the toma hawk, behind the back palm techgues and etc.. and when my favorate band come out my brother I will have my big Dick in that poop shoot so you guys are in for a treat, I will see you guys Sunday evening. (host come back to take the Mic)

OK my friends now the time has come. Gentlemen let make a single file out that door and head to the Train station, and on your way out there are variety of little bottle of ladies shampoo, your for the keeping.:):):)


[Callahandi and two of his men are right outside)
There coming out now imspector
.
Excellent. Excellent. now let follow behind them and when we get to the platform of the station I want you guys to pick out which chikan your going to observe so when you catch them in the act hand cuff your wrist to his wrist , but make sure you stay on them on the tube.

Yes, Sir.
Callahindi and his men approached the platform as the Chikan were line up in front of them mingling with the crowd there was a train delay perfect for the chikans. some of the chikan already was behind there prey just waiting for the tube to come in Callahindi was looking for his chikan to spy on. A min later he spotted two chikan that seem like there were discussing and pointing at what women to stand behind callahindi decided to get behind them it sem to callhindi that the chikan wanted to show his friend how it done and he is a Hall a famer one chikan admire him on the board and other said he has magic. Now the other two undercover agent found who they wanted to bust so now it a matter of time when the tube will arrive)

(The tube have arrive 20 minute late the door open as the crowd of people serge into the carriage Callahindi stay with his chikan as he trying to follow the blonde ahead of him as she enter the carriage first she move toward the middle and almost get to her but a Nun step in front of him she hold on to the strap as people start to settle in and this chikan got a little excited and thought about it, remembering his last encounter with a pretty nun he decided against it and squeezed past the nun and got behind the blonde with callahindi squeezing though behind him not knowing the inspector is on him the chikan settle behind the blonde adjusting his pole and ram it in her crack as the train start to move and he all in her hair callahindi can't quite see if he has contact with her yet but he can see the blonde is a little annoyed with the chikan press up behind her but the chikan is doing a good job coveing his pole and hands)

Two of callahindi undercover men are in the next carriage where one is near a chikan that is near a women sitting down on her seat and he is standing over her he was starring at her and her upper arm and shoulder he sought she a beautiful expose arm he was admiring .her shin tone color of her arm it was shiny brown tan he had to go for it so he went to work he unzip his pants with his shirt covering his dick and lightly touch her arm with it she look at him and look down to his middle and look at him again and smiled and turn her head to look out the window he said to himself she is game so he apply more pressure getting the upper shoulder as well after a few stroke of this he notice her face was getting flush and her breezing was faster as she look up at him licking her lips and then biting her lips she didn't want him to stop ) (Now mind you the undercover police is watching the whole thing he can see just enough to see what going on even with a pack tube of people now all he had to wait on callahindi call on the radio before the last stop and then handcuff him and then give a sign to the third undercover police who was tree feet away from him watching the king of concert who was will into the booty crack of a rude English red head who kelp looking back at him saying thing like get your paws off me booty and oh noo somebody is going to get me all wet word that Londoner put up with these English women. But the chikan king of concert never hump on a train or bus so this didn't feel natural to him so he had an idea he brought along with him a portable C. D player and had his favorite band and he put on the ear phone and started to rock like he was at a concert he was sliding in and out of the booty crack and hitting pay dirt and the English women was in a trance she then move up and down back in force she never had a butt fuck like that before she didn't say anymore rude comment she just said oohhh ooh) (Now the third Undercover is watching this and all he need is a sign from his partner.)

(Back to Callihindi he move a little closer to his chikan that is on the blonde as now the chikan dive his whole body on the back of the blonde as calahindi knew he has just came on her and watch him take his expose dick that he now see and put it back in his pants)

I got ya. your under arrest he slaps the hand cuff on his one wrist

What the meaning of this? What did I do ?

You know what you did and I got you this time you won't get away As soon as we get off the next stop your going to jail.

You don't have me . you got nothing on me ( the chikan laugh at his face.)

(Callahindi read him his rights)

(back on the other carriage the arm humper was really getting into the women arm as the women is enjoying it too mush she moving her arm forward more into his dick as he thrust hard against it now callahindi give the undercover a call on the radio giving the OK and he take his hand cuff just before he try to cuff his wrist the chikan give it a good thrust on the women and her hole left arm pop right out of her shoulder socket aND fell on her lap the undercover police seen this and fainted on the crowd and the chikan mouth was wide open and in deep shock the women had left artificial arm. She take the arm from her lap and put it back in the socket like if nothing happen and get up and smile at the Chikan arm humper and said to him that felt so dam good. He didn't say anything he was still in shock. The third undercover police didn't get the sign to arrest the king of chikan concert was already gone from the tube. The officer attend to his partner who is laid on the seat like a passed out drunk as the people are rushing off the tube the stop before the last stop..

(Chief inspector Fennigan and a few of his men are on the platform a long with reporter and camera men the reporter wave the camera man to the Inspector)

Inspector can you tell me if your men caught the chikans that been molesting the women on the tube?

Gentlemen I just got a call on the radio from one of my men Inspector Callahindi as we speak he has one in custody and will bring him out of the tube as you can see the train just arrive.

(The people are rushing out of the tube Fennigan can see Callahindi heading his way behind a crowd of people he can:t see the suspect yet because Callahindi is pulling him behind him handcuff and the crowd of people in the way)

Inspector Fennigan I got him! the BBS chikan! He pulls and swing ... the ,,, the ... Nun In front off him.(Some how the chikan that callahindi hand cuff to his wrist did a magic act and got free.

Callahindi was shock . Where ..where did he go?

The Nun said un cuff me you creep I never in my life...(The Camera was rolling }

(Chief Inspector Fennigan was steaming) you did it to me again Callahindi You got yourself a nun you fucken idiot I will get you for this.

(One of the chikan that was with the one callahindi handcuff whispered as he was walking by him said) You should have listen to Guru he has wisdom ;)

( Back at the Waterloo pub later that night the Chiakn gathered around the bar and tables drinking joking laughing telling each other the experience they had on the tube that evening and the king of concert had the rude English red head with him along with the arm humper and the one arm Women slow dancing on the dance floor.
The bar tender turn up the volume of the T.V watching the 11pm new showing Callahindi and the nun hand cuff as the Chikan look up at the T.V and Laugh.

It was a great Chikan convention. they can't wait still next year.

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