At Da Show

This is the story of how Shogun became a chikan (it started with concerts) and as a result, "addicted to crack." It also addresses a decision he made to quit it, and his current struggle with the very present realization that he ultimately must do so. The story is set to a song by the artist 50 Cent called "In Da Club" from his popular CD "Get Rich Or Die Tryin."

AT DA SHOW

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go Shooooogun!
It’s ya birthday
Go chikaaaaning! Like it’s ya birthday!
Wax the BOOTAY! Like it’s ya birthday
And you know you don’t give a fuck it’s not ya birthday!

You could find me at da show, a party full of butts!
Many bitches wasted on that “ex”
I won’t into having sex
I won’t into using drugs
I won’t into making love
So bitch don’t be givin me no hugs
You’ll end up gettin mugged!

Now rarely was I late when I stepped up to the gates
I was gonna run it deep a thick 9 inches to it!
And man you can believe I knew just how to do it
Most chikan brothers they wanna show me love
And from this came everlasting Ayashi fame
But with 20 plus years a nigga decide he gotta change!

Now for all those years I was a chikan playa pimp!
If ya wanna chikan buttfuck ya can’t be no fuckin wimp!
Every time I stepped through the arena door
I was damn sure quick to get up on that floor!
A chikan’s best friend is dead center stage
Cuz that’s the place for tappin ass of any and every age!

I always stayed cool when I found the right spot
That’s right up on her CHEEKS dudes damn this bitch is hot!
Calm, cool, collected not even a single frown and no sweat runnin down
When the first note sounds I launch my dastardly BUM DIDDLY attack
I’d stick my dick in and GOT DAMN sometimes the bitches pushed back!
And this my chikans is how a nigga got dizzy crazy ADDICTED on ASS CRACK!

Shouting out now to my fellow New York, London, and Tokyo chikaaaans
And believe what I gots to say comes with much looooove
Your trains, your planes, your tubes, your cars, your buses, your crowds
Homeys y’all got all kinda millions peeps
Ya population gotta rank up there at LEAST 10 times!
But my brothers while you were getting yours I WAS GETTIN MINES!!!!

For many, many years I thought this was the real good life
Surely this was even better than a big butt phat ass wife!
Just get ya dick hard and jack um way up in they ASS
But really how long can, will, or should this kinda stuff last?
Maybe it’s time for a dastardly butt fucker nigga to quit
Some say quitting chikan is for losers but I calls that BULLSHIT

So on and on the stories piled up inside as the time would pass
Till I decided it was time to give up on all that chikan chick ass
But then I discovered this place called Ayashi BBS! NO WAIT! WHAT’S THIS???
Where chikan cats wrote stories bout staining phat butt bitches on they dress
So Shogun went ahead cuz man hey he had no worries
He just knew these muh fuckers would just looooove his chikan stories

So fingers went to keyboard and stories to the screen
I meant what I said and said exactly what I mean!
Cuz my friends these are the exploits of a real AMERICAN chikan!
At the start I was met by some who wanna playa hate
Cuz I wrote how I bummed the same butts they wanna date
But hey that’s in the past and what’s in the past is too late

But worst was the one they call KKKaaaaaaayyyyy!
Whoa my chikan brothers that dude he was MAD!
Cuz a nigga talked about all the white bitch bum he done had
Maybe that was his blonde big butt sister I fucked all up in her ass
But hey KKK the bitch backed that thang up!
So HA! Sorry but too baaaaaaaad!

Soon the Shogun will be ready to cross on over to the other siiiiiide
But my chikan brothers it’s been one hell of a ride
So many buttfuck shows and so, so many times
Just gotta jack my dick up just one more big ONION BOOTY BEHIND!
The music is rockin and for now I’m still into the motherfuckin GRIND!
Damn this crack can make a nigga lose his freaking MIND!

You could find me at da show, a party full of butts!
Many bitches wasted on that “ex”
I won’t into having sex
I won’t into using drugs
I won’t into making love
So bitch don’t be givin me no hugs
You’ll end up getting mugged!

A Shogun Shout out to my boy DR. IRON DICK cuz he know!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
But all you chikans don’t try act like I won’t know where you be at neither
Y’all be at the show all the time niggas . . . trying to pop off niggas
PEACE OUT


Black Shogun!!!

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