Stories From Dom - Women Groping Men On London Underground

I've never heard of a woman groping a man on the tube, but there's a good TV advertisement for a male deodorant which seems to "put the boot on the other foot". It's on my page Advertising on the Underground, so check it out here.

Now to counter stories about men groping women I've received an entry in my guestbook from Dom:

"You've never heard of a woman groping a man on the tube", you say. Well, here's my story: travelling across London, at Christmas time, I believe, armed with large rucksack (sorry! I was a poor student: expect me to get a cab?) I got on a packed tube. (Probably Bakerloo line). As I lurched on to the train I found one of my, err, extremities pushed up against the posterior of a young lady. So I tried to move away; I managed to move backwards an inch or so before my rucksack was jammed tight up against the side of the train. The young lady followed, so that my, err, extremity continued to be pushed up against her posterior, which is how things stayed until I got off at my stop. Which is when she turned round and smiled sweetly at me. So put that on your webpage!"

Thanks for that Dom.
And another similar tale from Cameron McCameron on my guestbook

"I have also had an experience where a woman pushed her behind onto my member and kept it there no matter how much I tried to back away. I figured I might as well enjoy it and not be shy, and I was sorry when one of us (I forget which) had to get disembark at a station (I don't want to say "get off" at a station...) "

There's an excellent book called "Ralph's Party" by Lisa Jewell (read the full reviews here) and one of the characters describes lots of people's feeling about proximity of others on the tube very well:

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