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Brother Nanbread Entertains The Chikan Nation

Nan, I was laying there watching some TV tonight . . . thinking about all the great posts on the board starting with last Sunday. You definitely had a good week. I think the best stuff you have ever written was done this week! The line about not chewing the hair of a nice piece of arse if she has split ends in her hair was just too much . . . over the top! GOD! Funny! I don't know if you meant that to be funny, but I'm telling you . . . it was! Can I get an amen from the rest of you chikans reading??? Even Master Ayashi has to laugh at that! Nanbread wants a chick's hair to be shampooed and conditioned before he will agree to give her a "spitpoo." Hahaha!

In fact, I broke out laughing thinking of how you described your theft of another chikan's claim to some ass! I have no clue what you look like Nan, so I have to make it up. But the more interesting thing had to be what was going through your mind as you decided to commit your act of "treason and treachery" against the tenets of the Nation of Chikan :-)

Your writing has improved such that I could . . . I could "feel" your lust in your heart and soul, as if I was the one there in your shoes . . . your greed . . . your envy and desire . . . licking and smacking your lips as if a wild dog or hungry jackal on the plains of the African Serengeti . . . looking to steal the Lion King's "meal." Hahaha! The other chikan had already mounted those fleshy, plump, English girl hams when your hunger and jealousy motivated you to move in! Push him off the hump! Hahaha! Both you and the other chikan knew what you were doing, and he FUMED with RAGE! He shouted, "There is no room, there is no room!" as his pecker lost contact with the "gap." Hahaha!

I'll tell you what, I would fight another chikan like hell if he was trying to take my meal. I haven't lost one in a long, long time. I tried to remember if I have every brazenly stolen another chikan's hump. I can't recall that I ever have. But I know it has been done to me. That's how I know ya gotta fight for ya hump.

Brother Nan, your act of "grand theft buttocks" was a violation of the Code of Chikan Chivalry (and damn funny as you described it!). However, I shall recommend to the Grand Inquisitor of Chikan that you be pardoned this time around because you are my friend . . . but mostly because it was not MY chikan buttfuck that you swiped :-) Thanks for the good stories and commentary Nan. We need more like it. The Shogun likes to "wank" between strange girl buttcheeks, but he also likes to have fun while doing it.

Black Shogun!!!

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