Chikan versus Anal Sex

Most women I have dated have not been too keen on being fucked in the ass. I'm talking about actual penetration past the sphincter muscle. Basically, they are afraid that a big dick up the butt will hurt their booty hole. And one will too if the "buttfucker" doesn't know what the hell he is doing.

However, most of them did not mind me "playing around" with their buttocks . . . groping, slapping, squeezing, spanking, licking, kissing, and rubbing my dick in their cracks . . . maybe a finger up the butt for the more adventuresome girlfriend :-)

I haven't met a truly HOT bitch yet who wouldn't let you lick her ass. A hot bitch KNOWS she's hot and DESERVES to have that butt swabbed. I'll bet Pamela Anderson has had her booty hole sucked by so many rock stars it ain't even funny. In fact, that's probably how she gave Kid Rock hepatitis . . . the boy was lickin her booty! You gotta be careful lickin booties Punjabi Butt Humper. You'll mess around and get salmonella :-)))))

One of my favorite things to do is "spoon" with a girlfriend while sleeping . . . with her knowing full well that my dick is in her heiney crack. Most girlfriends I have dated have been quite ready to sleep in this fashion . . . feeling a dick go hard against their butts at 3 a.m. in the morning.

I remember breaking up with one girl just because she wouldn't let me play with her butthole. She was actually great in bed . . . a screamer too. Scared the shit out of me the first time we did it with this loud and noisy scream of an "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" that came out of nowhere. Ha! But when I would try to even lightly touch her A-hole with a finger, she would scoot her butt away and go, "Woo, Woo, Woo!"

Well, I concluded that this would never work. The Shogun is just too much of an ass man. We have sexual incompatibility here. This is exactly why men and women must sleep together before marriage :-) True sexual compatibility must be established before saying, "I do!" Anyway, I just stopped calling her. I'm sure that for a long time she wondered why. What was I supposed to say? Because you won't gimme any of your butthole??? Hehehehe.

Black Shogun

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