re:ritz

What you need to do is

1. Get your wife to wear a tight mini skirt. And dangle her hair behind her shoulders. Tell her not to wear any tights or stockings.

2. Spray her shoulders and neck with expensive perfume

3. Ensure that her hair is nicely washed with a nice smelling shampoo.

4. Next escort to her crowded train during a rush hour. Make her stand on the platform and wiggle her bottom in front of loads of males.

5. Then get her to do a cat walk as she enters the carriage.

By this time she should have arounsed chikan activity if not she is probably and ugly woman that know one wants to chikan.

If she feels somthing hard pressing and rubbing against her buttocks instruct her to stay calm, half close her eyes, moan like ooooh silently and take a half step back. Push the back of head into the chikans face. That way she is arousing the chikan.

The chikan will respond by growling and rubbing his face in her good smelling hair. He may due to the excitement (if shes really sexy) begin salivating in her hair so saliva droplets appear in her hair.

She may hear a slurping sound this is because the chikan is chewing and possible eating her hair strands.

If she feels a wet patch on her skirt, it could well be the chikan has cum on her skirt. This is widely known as the wet hump. Such techniques have been well documented by Jay.

Which country does she live in ? punjabi girls are not shy they like dirty talk.

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