Report on Chikans and Flashers in London

If you are a women you will be groped and exposed to on the tube on a fairly regular basis during the rush hour which is between 8 and 9 am Monday to Friday. Frequent haunts gropers include Victoria, Central and Circle Line.

Techniques include the blatant "Oh sorry, I though your breast was a handrail" to the very sleazy "The train is crowded, but not that crowded mate and it isn't jiggling up and down as fast as you are either. Kick."

You can also spot the "I am playing with myself behind this newspaper and I bet you are too embarrassed to say anything", or even an occasional "I am wearing shorts, with legs spread wide, and oh sorry I didn't spot my genitalia hanging out there."

My best tip for the gropers and grabbers is a sharp stamp on the foot or a kick in the shins, with a loud "Not another pervert".

For flashers I find a peel of laughter and an "Oh god, look how small his dick is!" encourages them to put it away sharpish.

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