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A Chikan Comedy Film

Oh, I forgot that I have an idea for a chikan comedy movie. Again, this site offers ample material. In one scene, the chikan would be butt fucking a bubble butt woman on a packed bus. But little does he realize that the woman had chili beans for lunch . . . he feels something warm on his dick . . . the woman has passed gas on his penis! This is from a true story written on this board a long time ago! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

In another scene, a man slides in next to a woman with long hair riding the subway train and starts to hump her. But wait, is it really a woman? No! It's a longhaired hippy male! AAAAHAHAHA!!!! The long haired man says to the chikan, "Sorry, but you have the wrong sex." AAAHAHAHA! From another real submission!

Here's another scene. Picture a huge arena that is packed for a rock concert. Thousands of people. The lights go down, and the music starts to play. But then, the movie picture suddenly freezes, and the music stops! Next the camera pans around the dimly lit and still arena, and all you see is the pleased faces of 1,000 chikans, their eyes glazed over with joy and their tongues hanging out, and all you hear in unison is a very loud and long AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from 1,000 chikans!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And yet another. A chikan decides to spend a long weekend in The Netherlands.
Heeheehee! He goes and buys a 21 year-old, blonde, Spanish whore in the red light district of Amsterdam :-))) He gets in her room then screams, "I am Dr. Iron Dick BITCH! Chikan of the Year 2002! Lay down BITCH! I leave my SPERMA in you CRACK!!!" The blonde whore screams, "Why you bite me and drool all over my face and try to push head up me arse?!" AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

More. A chikan is on a super packed bullet train in Tokyo. This chikan was just reading Ayashi BBS, so he is horny to stick his dick in between some pretty, Japanese "cherry blossom" booty cracks :-) Hahaha! With the train being so crowded, our chikan figure has no problem digging his worm up the A-hole of a pretty Japanese lady in business attire. But then . . . but then . . . our chikan feels something digging into his OWN ass! He turns his head and sees that it is none other than big, bald GAY CHIKAN, also a reader of the board! HAHAHA! Our chikan gives the secret password: "AYASHI BBS! AYASHI BBS!" Having heard the password, Gay Chikan backs off and goes to find another man to bugger. AAAAHHAHAHAHA! Gay Chikan has contributed to the board in the past :-)

Yet more :-) A chikan goes to a concert and gets behind a chick with a bitchin butt. He's diggin way up her "dumper" for the entire show, and busts his nuts off into her crack at least two times! Our chikan thinks it's great because this chick is really into it . . . jumping her big ass up and down on his dick . . . rubbin back and forth . . . stickin her butt back. This is great to our chikan . . . until this "honey" turns around and has ONE tooth in her head!!! Sporting a smile . . . with DROOL running out of her "gummy" mouth and down her chin! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAAAAAHA! Again based off of a recent submission.

One more. An eastern European from Slovakia gets the opportunity of a lifetime to travel to London, England. He is looking forward to the nightlife, and has bought a special suit just for the ocassion. He has planned to go to place in London called . . . ummmmm . . . Tiger Tiger. Hehehe! So, when the guy gets there, he's wearing a totally ridiculous suit . . . a loud bright color with big white stripes on it! HAHAHAHA! He also has this ridiculous looking, wide-brimmed hat that draws even more attention to himself! Also a thick mustache that is curled at both ends :-) The fool is intent on recklessly groping pale English girl buttocks throughout the night and simply cannot restrain himself, touching every woman in sight. A more experienced chikan easily sees what he is doing, and follows, groping as they both go along, knowing the Slovak in the silly suit will be blamed. Our slovak is caught by a big, burly bouncer who grew up in a tough part of London. The bouncer tosses the stunned Slovak chikan out the back door and into the garbage cans, his doofus looking hat now dirtied and crushed! BAAAHAHAHA! Thanks Dirty Uncle :-)

Can you imagine a movie being put together out of all of these little scenes (and more)? It would make for a great comedy film. And what makes it funny is that the scenes are drawn from things that really happen, or at least from things that chikans think about and that they find funny.

This has been a "Shogun Shout" Picture Production,
Black Shogun!!!

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