Re: Carlos - Chikan Movie Director

Three cheers for Senor Carlos! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!! This is the best submission Senor Carlos has made in a long, long time, and he is exactly right. These are EXACTLY the types of chikan films that should be scripted, directed, produced, marketed and sold. I think that production costs for such films could be kept fairly low, and with there definitely being a market for these films, a profit is to be made.

In order to come up with scenes or themes for my movies, why, I would draw from the real experiences that people write about right here on this board. Senor Carlos has hit perfectly on many, but here is my list (among others):

1. Bar/Nightclub Scenes - I would have clips of men grinding into the butt cracks of women as they cue up to order drinks at the bar, secretly massaging the heads of their dicks into the bum cracks of women as they lean over to order drinks. Also, just standing behind ladies holding drinks and bumming them as the women smile and talk with friends, unsuspecting that they are being butt fucked in the crowd. I would show men grabbing phat, warbley buttocks cheeks as the women walk through the crowded bar, and with it being so tight, they don't know who did it. Then, I would show men going up behind women on the packed dance floor, big bulges in their pants as they grind women in the buttocks until their cum squirts out of their dicks.

2. "Historical" or Political - In this "genre" of chikan cinematography, I would borrow from history and current events, but put in a chikan theme. For example, I would show clips of thousands of young women jumping up and down and reaching out to touch Adolf Hitler, der Fuhrer. But then, I would show several chikans in the crowd, some of them with their dicks out of their pants and pressed into the "aryan ass cracks" of these Hitler youths. Some of the chikans would look "pure German" but would be secretly Jewish German, and would sperm into the cracks of Herr Hitler's beloved youth. The chikans would be groping titties and sticking their fingers up buttholes everywhere, also pretending to reach out for der Fuhrer, but really using the crowd as cover to dig their boners up "der poopen chutes" of the blonde Hitler youth girls.

I would then turn to modern day political problems such as in Caracas, Venezuela or in the United States. As a pretty, female, Venezuelan protestor shouted either for or against the government of Hugo Chavez in Venezuela, I would have a "Carlos-like" character jackin her up in her asshole. The man would also scream the chants of the crowd, waving his arms and jerking his pelvis forward into the buttocks of the woman. But what he is really doing is buggering the pretty protestor in front of him, getting her pony tail all into his mouth, and his boner all between her buttocks cheeks, rocking back and forth with the crowd until he sperms his "leche" between her cheeks.

In the U.S. during the war with Iraq, I would have a man standing behind a hot war protestor hold a sign above her head. The man would stick his index finger between her butt cheeks and press on her pooty hole. As the woman held the sign above her head, the chikan actor would reach around with both hands and squeeze her titties, and then run. The chikan would go to political rallies on both sides of the issue, both for and against, and not caring. As a chikan, he only cares about big crowds. That's it.

3. Concerts - you knew the Shogun could not leave out concerts! My scenes would be of three types: the woman does not know; the woman knows and participates; the woman knows but can do nothing about it due to the amassed crowd. The chikan would be dressed in thin shorts with no underwear. He would have a long shirt on to hide the bulge in his shorts, and also to serve as cover when he takes his dick out in the crowd. The chikan would be pressed against a young, pretty girl in the pack with a low cut top and thin material trousers or shorts, preferably shorts so that the movie viewers can see her legs. And of course, her buttocks would be nicely round and bubbly, her crack clearly viewable through her clothing.

In these concert scenes, the chikan would do everything. Stick his thumb up her butt as Jay does, causing the girl visible alarm upon her face. Take his dick out and massage it from one butt cheek and into the crack. Then out and over the other butt cheek, then back again. The chikan would pump his fists in the air and go, "Yeah, yeah, YEAH!" as if he is screaming for the band, but in reality, he is screaming about the girl's butthole he is getting and how good it feels to his rod, including chewing and drooling spittle into her hair, and kissing her exposed arms and shoulders. Also, saying dirty stuff in her ear which she cannot hear due to the loud music. With his dick out, the chikan would goo in the girl's butt crack, and the camera would show the sticky gobs of spermies all over her ass . . . dripping and running down. The chikan then leaves the crowd to avoid discovery and capture.

4. Younger boys/ older women - in this genre of chikan film, I would show teenaged boys (14, 15, 16) butt humping attractive older women in their later 20s to 40s. I would draw directly from scenes that have been written about on this board! For example, like Jay, I would have a teen boy standing behing a glamourous blonde with her husband at a play. Things get tight in an intermission when everybody tries to get to the loo. "Young Jay", his hormones raging, is crushed up against this woman in her black evening gown and her "bling bling" earrings. He gets his little "pee pee' out and digs it into her booty crack, bunching the material up from behind. Because our chikan is so young, it takes him no time to blow his load. He has pushed the material of the dress (and his young ding-a-ling) up the woman's butt cheeks, giving her a wedgie in her ass. The woman knows she's being pressed, but "it's the crowd." She and hubby suspect nothing. Just then, there's a surge, and the sight of his dick in the woman's butt with the bunched up dress makes our hero spew a huge, huge load into the woman's arse gap! He does this, all red faced, just as the woman turns to say, "It's ok, it's the crowd!"

I would then have scenes of school boys in New York City, sitting in class and looking at the clock, anxiously waiting for the bell to ring. They know that when classes are out, they will be rushing to the subway to catch the train home . . . and as all the "little shoguns" know . . . to fuck older white women in their buttocks! When he gets to the station, it is very crowded and little shogun sees a hot, older white woman trying to get in position to get on the train. He positions himself behind her, his young black dong already hard from the excitement and anticipation of the contact with this older woman's deep, deeeeep butt crack clearly delineated by her thin summer dress. Little shogun allows the surge of the crowd to push him onto the train, and his dick all up the woman's butt. Then, the viewing audience is taken inside little shogun's head to hear his thoughts, "God I love to fuck older white women in the buttocks! This bitch got back too! Gonna nut in her white ass!" AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Little shogun is with two of his homeboys too . . . all three "packin fudge" on older white women on the train and smelling their scented skin and hair.

So there are some of Shogun's ideas for movies. I have many, many more. To make a chikan movie that is realistic, one should draw from the realistic descripions and experiences of chikans. When it comes to a topic, it's that easy. As far as taking a "script" and making it appear realistic on film, well that would have to be left to somebody who knows what they are doing. With all of todays new technology and techniques, I'm sure that where there is a will there is a way!

Black Shogun

PS After establishing myself as a "chikan movie maker", I would do a film called "Chikaner's Ball." It would be a special "documentary" about the "Kings of Chikan" who get together for an annual celebration at some city in the world. There would be good food, music (perhaps Shogun's Chikaner's Anthem written several months ago?), dancing, and awards given out. For the pleasure of the "conference attendees", there would be simulated subway cars set up with women of all types so that the chikans could go have a little extra fun . . . pay extra to sperm her crack. Also, there would be seminars held by the chikans themselves to talk about techniques in different settings (parades, bars, concerts, supermarkets, etc.) Also legal matters and getting caught, good lawyers and barristers to call, and dealing with the emotional issues of the "industry." Yes, the Shogun has a vivid and creative imagination!

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