Rules on The London Underground !

So said Sting when he was in the Police. Well this is also a very good London underground tube rule, although it is sometimes impossible to do this on the underground. During the rush hour the tube is packed.

People are often standing pressed up against each other. All I can say is wear some deodorant or anti-perspirant. If you're a man, try not to let the "bouncy and exciting" effects of the tube cause you an embarrassment when you're pressed against another woman. A strategically placed briefcase works wonders here, and will save you getting your face slapped!

I once heard a tube story of a woman who was being groped by a man in a crowded tube. She picked up his hand from her rear end, held it in the air and loudly said "Does this belong to anyone, as it seems to be attached to my bottom?" The man went purple with embarrassment and slunk off the tube at the next stop.

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