Ayashi-BBS Hall of Fame

This archives page enshrines the writings of our beloved GroinRubber

GroinRubber. (Mon 25 Feb 2013 22:55:07 GMT)


OK - Here goes. I have been meaning to post this for a while but have been so fucking busy. I have written this in a series of short chapter like bursts, and I have also included a little 'Personal Terminologies' to add to my recent topical post.
Man did I get a player! I don't want to use the term 'player' to start a fresh or uncalled for debate! Instead, I'll te

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GroinRubber. (Tue 26 Feb 2013 22:26:16 GMT)

RE: New Concert Booked.

Just to let you cats know.

I have a ticket for what could be a potentially great gig on Sunday night. I moved some appointments around at the office, and this freed up more weekday time for me to get other stuff done and out of the way, thereby freeing up my weekend. This gig is a great opportunity at a medium sized indoor venue. (About 5000).

This is a popular act with a huge cult

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GroinRubber (Wed 27 Feb 2013 20:07:00 GMT)



Once I got inside the gig, I was surprised by how full it was for how few the crowds outside had been. A group of people had already begun to congregate around the front barriers, and the support band were due on in around fifteen minutes or so.
My thoughts were all on Spunkster at this time though, and I stayed close to her, without being obvious, whilst they

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GroinRubber. (Wed 27 Feb 2013 23:05:42 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

RE: Sunday's gig.

I'll be staying in a hotel on Sunday evening, as I've a meeting the next day. This means I'm five kilometres or so from the hub of the city and the venue itself. I should get there in plenty of time with no rushing for a change.
I can't stop thinking about it. Fuck knows how I'll make it. My balls will be like water melons come the Sabbath!! LOL!!!!!!!


GroinRubber. (Thu 28 Feb 2013 21:23:58 GMT)



I continued just letting Ellen Bound around to the support act's tunes and twang my rocky all over the fucking shop whilst she continued to shout to the lead singer of the not yet staged main act. “ (Singer's name) I want you to split me in two” she roared, and her fucking lanky boyfriend just looked down at here admirably as if she'd just said some

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GroinRubber. (Thu 28 Feb 2013 23:26:52 GMT)

Tonto's Dream

I bet Tonto would have loved this. Ahhhhhhhhhhaaaahhhhh kemo sabe!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 01 Mar 2013 13:03:06 GMT)

RE: Wind n Bananas

Hey Lewd.

I can really relate to what you're saying there. Mall and store chikan can be so exiting, but like you, I've been caught by the sharper targets. The thing is, at times, the target has let me have a few minutes doing my thang and then turned around and said some shit like “Can you back off” or “Do you mind” really loud so other people can hear. I like think “Uh-you'v

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GroinRubber. (Fri 01 Mar 2013 22:54:50 GMT)


Hey Shogun.

Thanks for refreshing me with that story. Man that was a close one. I really enjoyed reading it, but kinda wished I hadn't at the end, what with attending my gig on Sunday. It's put the willies up me a bit. Maybe it's a sign that his should be my retirement gig????? Have you not chikaned at a gig since then. Is it all “Bar Hoppin” you do now?!?! Anyway fellow chik

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GroinRubber. (Sat 02 Mar 2013 22:14:52 GMT)


guestz 3 Day Festival:

guestz, Gee, how fucking lucky are you man?? I'll be expecting at least one story of your outing at that 3 day event. I've enjoyed your posts thus far, and I know you won't let us down.

Award for February:

Well, my choice would be Shogie. Not for the recent story, as that's an old classic from the archives. Oh No brother's....I&#

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GroinRubber. (Sun 03 Mar 2013 13:04:11 GMT)

A few hours to go.

Just time to post once more before the concert. Well, here I am in my hotel room finishing off some computer work. My suit is hanging on the wardrobe door ready for my AM meeting tomorrow, and my freshly laundered chikan gear hangs on the other door. I've just been looking at my clothing thinking 'there are my two lives hanging within 4 feet of each other, one normal...and one the '

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GroinRubber. (Mon 04 Mar 2013 19:46:08 GMT)

RE: Gig/Shogun.

Hey Shogun.

Thanks for the kind comments and the clip. I did watch it, but not before my concert, and it was another belter my friend. As for the concert itself, well, it was an interestingly weird experience, but I guess it was successful.

I had two nutts, my first being a fucking “Ghost-Load”.....shit!!! (I only mentioned this the other day). The second was cock-out action, which I

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GroinRubber. (Sun 10 Mar 2013 14:08:15 GMT)

You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore.

Hey Shogie.

I like the fact that you have requested some extra addition to the terminologies section with 'Marching'. This in one of my favourite types of chikan, and I've always referred to this in my own world and secret anonymity as 'Twanging', but marching is a much better, and more generic form of terminology for this nuance of chikan. I like it! (I like perfo

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GroinRubber. (Sun 10 Mar 2013 14:13:52 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge!

I think he's planning on prizing that thong from her crack with the hammer! Ouch!!

GroinRubber. (Thu 14 Mar 2013 23:33:31 GMT)

Recent Postings

Just responding to a few recent postings.

Firstly Red Dragon's: Cuming on girls vs cuming in your pants .

This was an interesting one for me, and one I've been thinking about only recently. I have no problem cumming in my pants, as I don't usually like leaving the 'Evidence' on my targets. But, recently I've become increasingly pissed about having a wet

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GroinRubber. (Thu 14 Mar 2013 23:43:02 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Look at this fucking silver fox eyeing up the beach candy!

GroinRubber. (Fri 15 Mar 2013 19:23:38 GMT)

GroinRubber's Ass Of The Week.

Ahhhhhhhhhhaaa......Turquoise Delight!!

GroinRubber. (Mon 18 Mar 2013 12:04:19 GMT)


Hey Red Dragon. You didn't overstep any mark at all my friend. I too didn't find those fat sluts arousing as such, but to be fair, the things I've busted a nutt on over the years would make any chikan shudder! LOL!!

It is nice to have some differentiation on the board though. I'm no flasher (Or am I....(?)....ref: Terminology 'Flash Dancing') but I do like read

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GroinRubber. (Mon 18 Mar 2013 13:22:25 GMT)

Chikan Wars.

Now, this is the kinda Star Wars character I like. No need for her to use THE FORCE on me, but I might use some fucking force on her LOL!

I've a Potential intimate gig this coming Friday. Just trying to tie up many loose ends at work to ensure I can hopefully get there on time...if at all! Keep you posted.


GroinRubber. (Mon 18 Mar 2013 13:34:02 GMT)

Teen compilation.

Check out this compilation of young teen spunksters. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....they deserve every horny chikan that they come across.

"Forgive them, for they know not what they do"



GroinRubber. (Wed 20 Mar 2013 10:17:59 GMT)

Toilet Paper Catcher.

Re: Leg Humper: (Tissue paper catcher)

I don't feel that this is the best idea I have come up with by any stretch of the imagination. But Leg Humper, for an outdoor all day festival it may work very well indeed. May I suggest you make two or three models if you plan a day of excessive nutting.

When I made mine, I used a chair leg to mould it into a cock shape, and it was abo

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GroinRubber. (Wed 20 Mar 2013 19:08:01 GMT)

GroinRubber's Ass(es) of The Week.

Hey guys.

Anyone fancy a game of soccer? (in nice thin soccer shorts) Ahhhhhhhhhhrrrroooowwwww!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 22 Mar 2013 18:39:26 GMT)



Part Two.

I spotted this chick in a short cropped black T-Shirt which came half way down her slender bronzed egg timer back and
hips. Her ass was too low for docking manoeuvre, despite it being a pert little bubble of an ass in black thin jeans. It had
to be her back. either that, or go on the hunt for another target. I started to get C.

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GroinRubber. (Sat 23 Mar 2013 08:28:02 GMT)

GroinRubber's Weekend Ass.

Buy one, get one free!! Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

GroinRubber. (Sun 24 Mar 2013 19:35:23 GMT)

Upcoming Gig/Caption Challenge.

Firstly, I couldn't get to the recent Friday gig due to work commitments.

Secondly, a little nod to Guestz and Red Dragon for 'understanding'. It's hard sometimes, and I cry for myself the same way that a heroin addict might cry for what he has to endure before scoring. Having the 'hit' is not the problem. It's what we/I sometimes do to get the 'hit&#

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GroinRubber. (Sun 24 Mar 2013 23:35:08 GMT)

GroinRubber's Asses Of The Week.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!! Imagine this being the front row at a gig, but the tickets were $200.........fuck it, I'm selling a kidney! LOL!


GroinRubber. (Mon 25 Mar 2013 19:15:21 GMT)

RE: My Friend The Enemy 'Returns'

Yes Guestz, it's a bit of a predicament this one. Thanks for your comments. I too normally work alone....always, but this kind of just happened. I bumped into him in a store and he asked if I was going and if I had my ticket for the gig.
I said yeah, and the next fucking minute I'm giving the jerk a fucking lift to the venue. I reckon he must practice in hypnotherapy LOL!


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GroinRubber. (Mon 25 Mar 2013 22:26:39 GMT)

Rock Hard's Story.

Utterly awesome story Rock Hard.

The best I have seen here for a while. I think the board misses this kind of quality story. Too bad for leaving your seed on her man. You should have made a GroinRubber paper catcher LOL! This is why I cum in my pants, so as to hold the evidence.
It's a shit feeling having a soggy crotch, but I take that over leaving the seed on the prey these days.

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GroinRubber. (Wed 27 Mar 2013 18:48:40 GMT)

Upcoming Concert.

Well. This will be the last post before my concert tomorrow evening. My friend, the enemy called me earlier as I was on the way to see a potential client, so he caught me off guard a little.
He asked me where I was parking the Bat Mobile tomorrow due to parts of the city in the region of the venue being gridlocked at that time in the evening. I told him where I was parking, and what time I'

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GroinRubber. (Fri 29 Mar 2013 19:58:06 GMT)

??? Retirement ???

Hi all.

Well, I had a successful night inasmuch as I went, I blew, I went home. However, I've decided to have a go at retiring, and for those of you that are remotely interested, I've put some thoughts down in the 'Quit Section'


GroinRubber. (Sun 31 Mar 2013 19:49:10 GMT)

RE: Retirement/Quitting.

I have put another posting in the 'Quit Section' for those interested in follwing. Please try not to abuse me if possible. If you hate this shit, or indeed hate me, DON'T read it!! save yourselves the frustration.

Be safe frotteurs and chikans.


GroinRubber. (Tue 02 Apr 2013 19:47:49 GMT)

RE: Quit Postings.

As per The Shogun's recent posting, anything I now write will be in the quit section, unless I feel the material warrants being on the main board. So, anyone that's interested in what's happening in my world, that's where it will be from here on. (and I've put a posting there now)

Be safe guys.


GroinRubber. (Tue 09 Apr 2013 21:38:52 GMT)

RE: Leg Humper's Story

Hello All.

Well, as Shogie said, I shouldn't really be reading here, but when I saw Leghumper had put a story up, I couldn't fucking resist reading. Leghumper, what an excellent piece of work. I thoroughly enjoyed your story, not only for it's chikan/perverted content, but the way it was composed in a detail that put the reader there with you there in that fucking merchandise

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GroinRubber. (Wed 17 Apr 2013 22:19:13 GMT)

RE: Camm/Update.

First Camm, as Guest said, it is a little unfair and unjustified for you to be saying how bad the board is becoming if you don't post much yourself my friend, but I'm looking forward to what you do contribute. Sock it to us Camm!!

As for me, well, it's difficult - to say the fucking least!

I've been going to the gym when I get chance, not for bulking out, just to

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GroinRubber. (Fri 19 Apr 2013 17:07:14 GMT)

RE: Leg Humper / Tank Jnr.

Hello all.

@Leg Humper:
Thanks for the kind comments Leg humper I appreciate it. I've just refreshed my memory by re-reading your 'Outdoor concert Story' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa great stuff LH, and nicely written to my friend.

@Gustz and Leg Humper:
Get yourself some 'cock out' Strategies ready for warped! I've even blown a load into my drink plastic c

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GroinRubber. (Sat 20 Apr 2013 20:45:10 GMT)

RE: Guestz/Shogie.

Guestz, another awesome little story there. Fuck man, you 'Ghost-Loaded' that happened to me a couple of months back, but it was the aggressive crowd that snatched my target.

Maybe your self called complacency was down to the fact that you had to wait so long, and it was fucking cold. A personal hate thing for me is when you're at a standing gig and you get 'waist ache&#

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GroinRubber (Tue 23 Apr 2013 21:31:40 GMT)

Caption Challenge/Shogie/MTG.

Hey Mr Teen Groper.

Great to see you back here after your hiatus. Would love to hear your story,but please tell me you blasted a load on a teenage ass (even though you are primarily a groper)! It seems such a waste to see all those teens and not nutt on one,...or two!

Shogun: Great sequencing clips Shogie. Would have loved to see the clip where the chikan blew his fucking gaskets. Any clips with good nutts Shogun, all pistons pumping just for The GroinRubber?? LOL!

It's been warm lately, and once again I can feel that fucking demon within me! Here's a caption for you all. Suggestions welcome.


GroinRubber. (Wed 24 Apr 2013 22:01:52 GMT)


Topical Debate:


I know...At a glance, this seems like a pretty dumb and straightforward question and answer thing. However, I am not referring to looks, but to behaviour, or more importantly, ideal behaviour. Now I know we could all be incredibly flippant about this, so come on cats, take this seriously LOLOLOL!!

I'm thinking of a more prag

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GroinRubber. (Fri 26 Apr 2013 20:13:02 GMT)

RE: Guestz - Getting some "Strange"!


this is so so wierd that you should mention this, as I too have had two experiences with pregnant women, one of which I posted a while back here on the board. I've posted it again especially for you, but also for those that may not have read it. It's quite edited down, thus being fairly short. I called this little old morsel...


I hope I�

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GroinRubber. (Sat 27 Apr 2013 21:09:31 GMT)

RE: MTG Story.

MTG. You posted a very detailed, engaging, and lengthy story which, as always, I enjoyed. Like Shogie, I always feel a little let down due to the lack of a spunking, especially when there are copious amounts of young sluts around. But, that's the way you write, and I accept that. We are all different.

As for those that suggest what you do is wrong, or paedophilia, I say 'take no

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GroinRubber. (Sun 28 Apr 2013 18:56:34 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Entries on a postcad please Cats!

MTG. I'd love to see that groping footage. Stop teasing our peckers with stills LOLOL!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Apr 2013 23:24:32 GMT)

Elevator Provoker. (WARNING: she may be 28 years old)

I just thought I would post this, as I felt it had some relevance to the board.

I was in the city today doing some shopping and tying up some business loose ends. I was in a huge department store. It was an old department store, thus maintained with it's original architectural nuances, and fittings of yesteryear.

This store has three real slow moving elevators. I got in one, and

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GroinRubber. (Fri 03 May 2013 11:29:36 GMT)

RE: MTG/Shogie.

MTG. I'd like to see that footage too if you have it to hand. Ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Maybe it will silence some of the Doubting Thomases here. (Just to let you know...If there was a spunking, for me, you would have blew the competition to smithereens)

I did forget about Leg Humper's story which got my fucking mojo rolling. This would have got my vote, but I made my choice, and feel I can't go back now...so, sorry Leg Humper. I need more stories like yours LH, so come on man!

Nice clip Shogun. I especially enjoyed the intricacy of the slow motion. This, my friend, is what Summer is all about! The pre-cum is on tap for me at the moment! LOLOLOL!


GroinRubber. (Fri 03 May 2013 21:14:02 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Answers on a toilet paper spunk cup please frotters!

GroinRubber. (Mon 06 May 2013 22:04:46 GMT)

Response to recent posts.

@Guest/Camm. (blackie)

I have no real opinion about our man blackie. He has the right to post up anything he wishes, and if some of you don't like it, it's up to you to stress your feelings to Ayashi. What difference does it make what me and Shogie think? We are here for the same reason as blackie, and everyone else, that is, to see and read good quality chikan material.
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GroinRubber. (Mon 06 May 2013 23:12:00 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Answers on a gig ticket please!

GroinRubber (Tue 07 May 2013 19:25:16 GMT)

RE: Shogie/Response to recent posts.

I completely agree with you Shogie. I think we're caught between a rock and a hard place. Say nothing, and we condone unwanted material with the silence, and speak up, and every troll comes out of the woodwork to have a pop at the screamers, and it just starts a skirmish of abuse.

I just think it's sometimes best saying nothing, as the 'one man' who could put all these i

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GroinRubber. (Thu 09 May 2013 23:45:21 GMT)

RE: Pale Rider Story.

That's a great story Pale Rider, and is exactly the kind of thing that the board needs on a more regular basis. I noticed that at the end of your story that 'This is pretty tame compared to some of the stuff you read here' What's wrong with tame Pale rider?

What we have here (in my opinion) is good, genuine, old fashion basic vanilla chikan that was well written and robu

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GroinRubber (Mon 13 May 2013 23:29:19 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzler.

I don't know about you guys but I feel like a dog with two cocks!

GroinRubber. (Tue 14 May 2013 08:27:13 GMT)

RE: Shogie/RD /TOPICAL POST: “Is it worth attacking back”

Hey Shogie

You shouldn't take the bait like you did. I know you were/are pissed, but you're usually so calm and calculative, and it seemed so unlike you.

I remember, when I was put into the Hall Of Fame, you put a post up, advising me that a barrage of abuse may come (which it did), and gave me some opinions/advice of what I should do with that abuse. I took heed of your er

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GroinRubber. (Tue 14 May 2013 21:29:33 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzler.


GroinRubber. (Wed 15 May 2013 20:51:38 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Answers on a paper spunk cup please! I think I might post an unread story up (from the past) if any of you pervs fancy it LOLOLOL!


GroinRubber. (Fri 17 May 2013 22:43:46 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzler.

Hello fellow knights.

Well. I have decided to attend the concert on Sat 15th June. If I do participate in some chikan activity it will need to be a warm evening. Why? Because I only have mega thin shorts left to wear. I destroyed all my joggers when I 'retired'.

I do have a few pairs of grey mega thin frotting pants, but they’re no good as they show the piston stain up on

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GroinRubber. (Tue 21 May 2013 22:43:48 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzler.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uuughhh uggghhhuuu ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

GroinRubber. (Wed 22 May 2013 19:34:08 GMT)

RE: Shogie - The Cyclone!

Fucking great story Shogie. Rare, and very welcome my chikan brother. As for 'Player', well wait until you hear the story of my last show, the one that got me all hung up on retiring. It's cumming soon! LOLOLOL.


GroinRubber. (Fri 24 May 2013 22:37:26 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzler.

No words required fellow chikans!

GroinRubber. (Sat 25 May 2013 22:30:13 GMT)


Well, as promised fellow frotters, here is the last outing that I had. I have to say, all in all, it was a great encounter, and I hope you like the story. I have told it exactly as I remember it happening, and it's written in two parts. I've called this one...


(MFTE = My Friend The Enemy)

I arrived at the concert in ample

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GroinRubber. (Sun 26 May 2013 09:53:13 GMT)

RE: Shogie.

Hey Shogie.

Yeah Shogie, I know, I know, I know!! What the fuck was I thinking and doing? Well, to help shed some light on my silly actions on this particular outing, and to ever prevent this happening again, I’ve been doing a little self analysis, and I hope this gives you some insight into what I thought may have been happening.

I think that what happened was down do a delicate mix

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GroinRubber. (Tue 28 May 2013 20:58:12 GMT)

RE: Shogie Comments.

Hey Shogie.

Of course I didn't take any offence or neither did I detect any derogatory tone to your comments. On the contrary, my reply was written to help explain my situation, and help you understand what I thought may have happened.

I know you understood what I was trying to say, and I suspect that you read between the lines a little as well, so thanks for concern and comment

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GroinRubber. (Tue 28 May 2013 23:44:16 GMT)



MFTE = My Friend, The Enemy.

The gig was beginning to finally fill up at an alarming rate. I needed to get into the hunt, but I couldn't seem to shake MFTI and company. I'd tried the 'trip to the bar' escapade only for MFTE to say “Hey I'll come give you a hand” Pity he didn't fucking pay though, which just enraged me eve

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GroinRubber. (Thu 30 May 2013 23:15:32 GMT)

GroinRubber's Summer Sizzlers/Abuse.

Hi all.

Thanks Red Dragon for the kind comments on the recent story, I'm glad you approved and would adopt the same methods LOLOLOL! In fact, thanks to anyone who commented. On another note, It seems the board is turning into a bit of a skirmishing waist-ground again.

Remember guys, we are all (well, most of us) here for one thing. CHIKAN! Whether it be ass, legs, arms...whateve

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GroinRubber. (Fri 31 May 2013 22:51:55 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

Ahaahh yeah, Tiger like that ass!

GroinRubber (Sun 02 Jun 2013 23:24:57 GMT)

RE: Sizzler/Shogie/Thanks.

RE: The Abuser.

That was a great story my friend, nicely written, and what sounded like a great adventure for you! Pity I don't have your luck when it comes to friends not turning up. Mine are the other fucking way, I can't get rid of em! LOLOLOL!
Is this your first post/story here, or is that just my alzheimer's kicking in again?

Shogie, I understand. Sometimes you

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Jun 2013 18:30:43 GMT)


Well, as touched upon in my last post...I too like Shogie am going to take a hiatus. Maybe I'll call it a day altogether. I've made this decision based upon months of an ever sliding board, which at present seems to focus more on off topic material, abuse, and opinionated accusations.

The board has become infested with what I think is an incurable festering disease, and I'm

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GroinRubber. (Fri 07 Jun 2013 12:47:31 GMT)

RE: Response.

I don't really think that you can compare or compete when posting random images of ass as everyone’s taste is different, but, being one whi likes to 'Rise' to the challenge I thought I'd post this...but then I decided to go for...

GroinRubber. (Fri 07 Jun 2013 12:48:32 GMT)

RE: Response


Just for the record cats. I didn't stop posting on the board because of a certain members comment/accusation. Yes, it was kind of the straw that broke the camels back, but I stopped because of the ongoing friction and comments and skirmish bickering that just seems to be getting worse.

The board seems to harbour too many trolls that are here for only one thing. Trouble causing! I just decided I no longer want to be a part of that, unless Ayashi sorts the board out (Which I don't think he will as he is too busy with other things)

Certain trolls need banning, and I mention no names, and there is no medal for guessing to those few that I refer to.

GroinRubber. (Or is it guest...LOLOLOLOL)??!!

GroinRubber. (Sun 09 Jun 2013 19:52:44 GMT)

RE: Replies to Posts etc.

RE: Guest:

Guest wrote: “How many times have you "left" this board? Even in your responses you still post pictures. Face it bro, either leave now or you'll be here a while”.

Guest, I couldn't have put it better myself fellow chikan. I have the guts to stand up and say that it is even hard for me to leave the board. As I have said before, I enjoy posting here, and

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GroinRubber. (Sun 09 Jun 2013 22:38:35 GMT)

PS: Red Herring.

PS: will a 'certain member' spot the Red Herring? (Clue = 712)LOL!


GroinRubber. (Tue 11 Jun 2013 19:50:45 GMT)

RE: Psyguest / Caption Challenge.

Dear Psyguest.

Well, I'm not going to comment on this, other than to say now I'm going to 'pick out' one of your words! That word is 'Outlandish', as I think you must deeply know that this is what your claim truly is.

Let's see what Shogie (my apparent creator) has to say about this when he reads it. Our man Shogie is not quite as lenient as me when it comes to being forgiving, and I suspect a storm will soon be brewing, and like every true “Creator” he holds the thunderbolts! You may have just made your own bed here Psyguest, and as a psychologist, I'm sure you know the end to that particular philosophical saying!


GroinRubber. (Wed 12 Jun 2013 18:56:40 GMT)

RE: Guestz (Question for you all)!

That's a great question Gustz, and one I asked here about six months back, which came back with virtually no response. You've already kind of answered the question in your explanation of your own thoughts on this particular aspect. I connected with your words instantly and I feel very similar.

Making love is fantastic. Always has been and always will be, but I can't remember

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GroinRubber (Thu 13 Jun 2013 20:21:43 GMT)

French Open.

Sharapova...Game, Set and Match!! Ahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!


PS 2 more sleeps to the gig.

GroinRubber. (Thu 13 Jun 2013 23:35:40 GMT)

RE: Jay and Red Dragon.


If you look at my recent post (Wed 12 June 2013 18:56:40 GMT) I too have mentioned what you feel. I call it "Shit Pains" or "excitement diarrhoea" I can get it from 48 hours before the gig and right up to entering the venue. It's all a part of the hunt my chikan friend! LOLOL! It can be an inconvenience though!

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GroinRubber. (Thu 13 Jun 2013 23:48:02 GMT)

An old post re-posted for Ayashi.

An old post re-posted for Ayashi.


I remember you saying a while back that you wanted to retain an 'abuse board' so that you didn't have to turn 'HER' away and so that 'SHE' can constantly have a voice here and be heard from 'HER' own ordeals and perspectives.

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GroinRubber. (Fri 14 Jun 2013 19:28:09 GMT)

RE: Guestz/Gig/Paranoia.

Guestz, me and you have come from a similar mould brother. I too usually refrain from eating at all on gig day (Which for me is tomorrow). I do have a little snack here and there so I don't feel dizzy later on, but to be honest, I can't eat anyway because I'm so fucking nervous/exited.

I also take a drink with me in the car, usually water flavoured with a little blackcurrant

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GroinRubber. (Fri 14 Jun 2013 19:48:29 GMT)

Cutting off the blood supply.

Ayashi. Please could you put/leave this up on the Main Board.

I forgot to mention in my last post. I don't AT ALL want to control or govern the board in any way whatsoever, BUT you 'True' chikans here, I urge you not to feed those parasites over at the abuse board.

Don't feed a grudge...instead, cut off it's supply. Ayashi is not going to address this situati

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GroinRubber. (Sat 15 Jun 2013 16:10:29 GMT)

And finally!

OK I'll soon be on my way to the venue. Banana and drink at the ready. I'm in a hotel at the moment due to an earlier appointment with a business client. I'm about 25 km from the venue, so should be on time. Just about to jump in the shower. Man, I thought this night would never come.


GroinRubber. (Wed 03 Jul 2013 22:45:37 GMT)


First of all, thanks for those that expressed genuine concern thinking that I had been busted. Let me assure you all...The GroinRubber was NOT busted, much to guesty's disappointment.

Guesty, I don't which is the sorriest case. Us 'losers' here on the board, or you reading, analysing, assuming and making nasty comments agaist us. I'll leave you to work that one out

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GroinRubber. (Mon 08 Jul 2013 23:15:35 GMT)

Summer Sizzler.

@ Guest.

Yes Guest, Nicki Minaj has a great ass...it's not just you brother! The face ain’t all that bad...is it? My recent gig escapade involved a target whom was...let's just say no oil painting, but like Nicki Minaj, she had a fantastic fucking back door. More on that one very soon.

@ Shogie.

Shogun, I forgot to mention, I really enjoyed your recent 'quadrupl

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GroinRubber. (Wed 10 Jul 2013 22:06:31 GMT)

Shogie/Abuse etc.


When you say you want to attack, I know how you feel brother. It was my instinct too until YOU wisely convinced me otherwise. Your attacks are hilarious, and great entertainment, but I feel us 'Real' chikans need to douse the fire by saying...NOTHING!

A fire only spreads when it's fed, just like the current crap here! At the moment, 70% of this site is on topic

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GroinRubber. (Thu 11 Jul 2013 12:57:03 GMT)

Summer Sizzler/Abuse.

Hi all.

I have just found out that my annual food and wine event has changed location to a smaller venue due to a small fire at the original place. Hopefully that may mean tighter crowds. It may also mean tickets selling out, and it's too late to buy advanced now. I'm going to try and get there earlier to avoid any disappointment.

There is a particular stand there that host

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GrinRubber. (Thu 11 Jul 2013 12:59:02 GMT)


Which do you like? LOLOLOL!

GroinRubber. (Sat 13 Jul 2013 08:21:45 GMT)

Abuse/Caption Challenge.

@ Ayashi.

I spot-read your confession Ayashi, and I guess things made a little more sense, but maybe if you feel so strongly about it, why would you have a chikan board? If you had real genuine empathy and respect, like you say you do, then you would quit this bollocks altogether, or hand over the board to someone that is more neutral in their approach.

I have read your confession an

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GroinRubber. (Sat 13 Jul 2013 09:48:55 GMT)


OK Brothers. The dump has been released, coffee is on the boil, so here goes with the story. I've called this little number. . .


I was staying at a hotel due to work commitments, so I was sure to arrive at the gig in plenty of time as the hotel was around 40 minutes drive from the city. I set out and parked up the Groin Buggy about half a kilometre from

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GroinRubber. (Sat 13 Jul 2013 14:50:05 GMT)

RE: Targets.

I think you may have already told Shogun...LOLOLOLOL!

Setting out in 15 minutes. Showered, lathered in cologne and ready to go.
I'm praying to the Chikan Gods that it's a good turnout, and that I get in due to the decreased capacity venue. here we go again!


GroinRubber. (Mon 15 Jul 2013 11:48:10 GMT)

Food and Wine Event.

Well, I have to confess chikan brothers, the Food and Wine event for 2013 was a total damp squib. No fucking nutt, just lots of fucking frustration. The event venue itself was perfect, but the organisers had laid on an outside seating and table area for the overflow of people, or for those whom fancied eating and drinking outside in the cool night air.

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GroinRubber. (Thu 18 Jul 2013 11:55:16 GMT)

Recent Posts.

@ Red Dragon:

Hey dude, yeah...for sure you can feel it when a guy gets 'too close' I've had it happen in bars, clubs, and even at gigs. (See my story CHIKAN IN PAIN).

@ Guustz:

Thanks for understanding the torment when an event/gig lets you down. I appreciate your comment.


Yup...I too have nutted against many a slut whilst watching them in the mirror behind the bar. It's a real turn-on, especially when you get a player (Sorry Shogun) and you're watching her, watching you, watching her LOLOLOLOL!!


GroinRubber. (Mon 22 Jul 2013 13:01:32 GMT)

Shogie Apology/The Player.

Hey Shogie.

I have/had no intention of annoying you whatsoever. When I say “Sorry” after mentioning the word 'Player', I just do it as a flippant remark, just a joke, you know.

I don't want to go on and on, or start yet another debate about the payer, BUT:

I actually have hardly any interest in what you, or anyone else, has to say about the 'Player' an

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GroinRubber (Tue 23 Jul 2013 20:04:37 GMT)

Recent Posts.

As I say Shogie, I base MY PERSONAL experience on what has actually happened to me and for me. If this isn't enough... I guess I am as you say 'Full of shit'.

I am in no state of mind to think that I have any special relationship with my targets, and neither do I fantasize that I have an exclusive and caring relationship with my victim . I did go on a bit, which was unintenti

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GroinRubber. (Fri 26 Jul 2013 11:55:09 GMT)

The Player (Final Speech) LOL!!

Hey Shogun.

This is my last words on the player, as you say, it's too tit for tat at times.


"MOST people who engage in frottage (sometimes called frotteurs) USUALLY FANTASIZE that they have an exclusive and caring relationship with their VICTIMS during the moment of contact. However, once contact is made and broken, the frotteur realizes that escape is imp

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GroinRubber. (Sat 27 Jul 2013 09:05:06 GMT)



Good morning all!

Ahhhhhhhh...what a beautiful day. The reason? Well, I'm off to a gig tonight. Why do I only know now about this? Well, it was one which somewhat slipped beneath the GroinRubber's radar.

I knew I had a meeting today in the city, so I stayed in a hotel last night. Early this morning I was scanning for gigs 'Just in case' I had

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GroinRubber (Sat 27 Jul 2013 09:39:14 GMT)

Beautiful Freak Chick.

I have just realised, the chick from my last story 'BEAUTIFUL FREAK' 'might' be at this event as there is quite a major connection between the bands! If she is, I'm having some more of that shaking ass. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa!!

Got the pre gig shits at the moment! Trying to clear it all out before my 2PM meeting! LOLOLOLOL!!

GroinRubber. (Sun 28 Jul 2013 19:35:10 GMT)

The Final Curtain?

Well, I'll be honest with you brothers. When I was standing behind my intended target last night, doing the preliminary tests, I told myself...I won't be writing this up as a story. Why you may ask?

Well, because I feel that most of my stories are the same old stuff with a different band and target, and if you're as bored of reading them as I am writing them, then that's

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GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:05:19 GMT)

Shogie's Experienced Words.

Shogie Thanks!

you're right! No more quitting talk! It does make me sound like as you put it 'The boy who cried wolf'. A problem shared is a problem halved, and I think that's been my motivation for sharing quitting talk.

there's been so many kind words (and some nasty ones) from you guys which have been very encouraging! But as you say, enough is enough,! It does sound embarrassing when I look back on this stuff, but I really do hope...repeat HOPE that this most recent encounter could be this 'alcoholics' dying days as a chikan.

Story soon. (although it may be a short version)


GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:45:58 GMT)


Here's the account of my Saturday evening, which I have to say was different to any chikan experience I've had. See what you Brother's reckon. I've called it...


I arrived back at the hotel from my meeting a lot later than I thought I would. Just after 6:00 PM to be precise. I dived in a hot shower, got on my gear, necked a banana and a glass

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GroinRubber. (Tue 27 Aug 2013 22:05:55 GMT)


Ahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! Shogie that “BLUEBALLS” vid got me all horned up you wicked man! Now that shit was fucking seething hot!! A nice bit of 'Marching' with a little extra sugar n sweetness thrown in for good measure. Daamn!!

If that shit didn’t get you chinan Brother's running to the phone to book your next gig, or running to the bathroom to splash some

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GroinRubber. (Sat 31 Aug 2013 21:40:58 GMT)

RE: Response to Posts.

Hello All!

Just thought I'd respond to a few recent posts, but first I want to set the record straight about quitting etc. Smoooviee/Guesty said I've quit 123012388 times! Not entirely true...it's actually 1230123889 times! But it was a grat guess!

I think as Shogie has said (and I'm not him...honestly) a chikan never 'Really' quits. He has sabbaticals

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GroinRubber. (Sun 01 Sep 2013 21:50:59 GMT)

Game Set & Match.

Serenaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa Williams.

Who'd like to have their 'Balls' smashed up against this fucker?

GroinRubber. (Mon 02 Sep 2013 22:48:26 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

GroinRubber's Caption Challenge.

GroinRubber. (Wed 04 Sep 2013 22:02:37 GMT)


First just a little response to guest _|_ (mmmmmmmmmmmmmm)!!

Indeed, the image that you re-posted was me, but it was meant more of a metaphor for moving on/forward brother. There is no secret anymore that I'm (forever) trying to quit, and I have harped on about it more often than I should have. I've also apologised for that...not that I need to may I add...I chose too out of cour

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GroinRubber. (Thu 05 Sep 2013 14:09:55 GMT)


Hey Shogie.

That was not abuse at all! It was a means to an end, at leastI like to think. OK, there may have been a little veiled abuse in there...(sniggering like Mutley), but now is not the time to be too pedantic...it's a time for Action...so as you say...do as I say...not as I do! lolol!

Hope you're good Brother Shogun!


GroinRubber. (Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:08:56 GMT)

RE: GR - Abuse.

Sorry Shogun...my apologies, yeah, I completely misunderstood. No worries Brother! Looks like someone else misunderstood it as well on the abuse...oh...sorry “Abuse(d)” board.

Let's not forget how adding that magical letter 'D' to the abuse board has made it a much more peaceful and sensible place. I wouldn't worry about that post too much Shoges!

"Sticks and stones and all that crap,
is just like water off The GroinRubber's back"!


GroinRubber. (Fri 06 Sep 2013 09:36:15 GMT)


I was thinking today, some of here are forever writing posts etc, and I often imagine what some of you do for a living, look like, dress like etc etc etc.

Now this sounds like a crazy request, but how do you guys feel about giving a little untraceable info about yourself (That can't be traced or worked upon OBVIOUSLY) just to give us all a better image of you in our minds. We know so l

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GroinRubber. (Fri 06 Sep 2013 14:33:29 GMT)

RE: Who Are We?

Hey Shogun.

I've already used the details I gave in stories Shogie. I've not given anything that could give me away...even to those that know me! I just want to visualise my Brother's. For example...if I told you I was 19 years old...which I'm not...where's the harm in that?

for example, you've already told us that you're an honest man that pays his taxes in a recentish post of yours...that may be enough...to you it may be too much, I don't know.

I understand your concern though and I knew this was debatable to say the least, and that's what buzzed me. Guestz has already posted so I guess it's up to the individual.

I'll say no more on the subject.


GroinRubber. (Mon 09 Sep 2013 23:08:55 GMT)

Topical Debate: ROUND AND ROUND

A topical debate/subject here if anyone's interested in discussion.

Round and Round in circles:

Two years back I went to see a popular rock band at a medium venue. I like the band, so that was good...but it was a leg shuddering nutt I was really chasing.

This gig should have been a routinely guaranteed gasket blower...but it wasn't. WHY? Because I hunted for too

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GroinRubber. (Tue 10 Sep 2013 22:01:11 GMT)

TOPICAL DEBATE: The Art Of Abstinence.

@ Shogie. (RE: Round in Circles)

Yeah Shoges, that is the kind of action that I'd too expect to see from a rookie, but chikan being the strange drug that it is sometimes makes us think dangerously outside the box, or causes us (me in this case) into erratic behaviour. It won't be happening again anytime soon.

Shogie...I also wanted to make the suggestion that it may be in

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GroinRubber. (Wed 11 Sep 2013 21:31:12 GMT)

Shogie's World Record.

Five weeks Shogun!!! Fuck, is that possible?? I remember when I held out for fifteen days and my balls were so tender that I couldn't wear tight jeans LOL!!

I'm already holding out just incase I go to this gig on Saturday 21st, but It's too far away. I don't think The GroinRubber can do it. I like a 'Natural' feeling when chikaning if you understand me, and when LBS sets in, for me, it kills the sensation somewhat

FIVE WEEKS SHOGIE!! Tell me more please...how did your balls feel? Fuck it must have hurt just to take a shower!

You must have looked like this poor guy Shoges!! LOLOLOL!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 13 Sep 2013 21:40:12 GMT)

RE: Who am I talking about?

RE: Who am I talking about?

That's easy...It's all of us...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

GroinRubber. (Sun 15 Sep 2013 22:18:11 GMT)

Does Abstinence mean a better orgasmic experience?

RE: Abstinence.

Shogie...I'm still trying to imagine how your ball-bag must have felt after 5 weeks on the hold. I commend you Brother.

I have been abstaining for 6 days, and I'm starting to get that dull uncomfortable ache in my bollocks. My gig is Saturday and I think that another week abstaining may ruin the nutt...if you understand me. I think I'm going to have to

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GroinRubber. (Mon 16 Sep 2013 21:57:48 GMT)

RE: Shogie/Guestz.

@ Shogie:

I guess it wasn't as bad as I imagined Shogie, especially if a segment of your abstinence wasn't planned. A stellar effort all the same though! I've had a nutt since my last post...had too!

Needless to say, C.A.T.S. (Comedown After The Sperming) hit me like a train as soon as I'd sprayed the tiles, and my Saturday gig didn't seem at all appealing, b

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GroinRubber (Wed 18 Sep 2013 22:47:57 GMT)

RE: DayGlow/Gig

Fuck...this DayGlow shit is the best thing I've ever seen...Chikan Paradise...blows Download away!! Just look at these sluts...and this is a crap example too.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrroooooooooooowwwwwwww!! Fuck how many times in one day would The GroinRubber be doin' the Right Thuur at this event!! AWESOME!! Anyone been to this shit?? How much are the Tickets?


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GroinRubber (Thu 19 Sep 2013 18:54:59 GMT)

Agaaaaahhhhgghh!! Dilemma!

I was dreaming about that fucking Day-Glo fest last night Guestz! I want to the venue and only about 50 people had turned up. NIGHTMARE!

Shogie, you handle those trolls any way you wish Brother. I just don't think your repetitive posts are having the desired effect. The blood supply is still connecting. But...it's your call mate, what do I know? Lololol! Respect!


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GroinRubber. (Fri 20 Sep 2013 13:25:02 GMT)



I'm not sure what tactics you have Shogie, but it sounds like you're a man with a plan. Good Luck Brother, and I'll do my best to 'nutt in a butt' at the weekend lolololo! We're both still feeding them in some respect I guess, but I stop today...blood splatters limericks and all. Lolololol!

We can fight fire with fire...(Which sometimes works) O

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GroinRubber. (Fri 20 Sep 2013 13:32:12 GMT)

Lightbulb Moment!

Ahhhhaa! I think I've just realised what you're doing Shogun! Bing!!!


GroinRubber. (Sat 21 Sep 2013 09:01:24 GMT)

Golden Ticket.

Thanks for your concern Guestz. Yeah...It's driving me mad. I finish off our photography around 2:00, so it's back to the hotel around 2:30., something to eat, shower, changed and out. On the hunt for any early touts to try and get a golden ticket for this small sell out venue.

If not, it's back to my original more expensive/less opportunity gig! Baaaahh!!
I'll make the best of my environments. What else can I do. Wish me luck!

Hey Guestz...any story from that Reggae gig?


GroinRubber (Tue 24 Sep 2013 19:04:57 GMT)



GroinRubber. (Mon 30 Sep 2013 21:45:24 GMT)

Recent Posts.

RE: Korn V Dayglow:

It's a bit belated I know, but I'd go for Dayglow, hands down. I've actually been to see Korn twice. Excellent opportunities for nutting, and with cock out too if you're feeling daring!

The only problem is, it gets insane in the mosh-pit and if you're not careful, you get thrown everywhere like a fucking rag doll and you can easily end up

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GroinRubber. (Fri 04 Oct 2013 21:29:00 GMT)

Autumn Ass!

How would you guys like to get behind this in a 'cock-out' situation...ahhhhhhhhhhhh...ugh uhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa!

I agree with you Shogie 'check's' add in paper post was unique, and it's great to see. A refreshing change!


GroinRubber. (Fri 04 Oct 2013 21:48:48 GMT)

Man Of The Month Award.

For Man Of The Month my vote goes to Guestz for his “Weekend trip to Mars” story. Awesome story and well written. I really felt that I was there with you Guestz.

I may perhaps be a little biased, as your technique and though process sounds very similar to mine. (Or is that just me)? You have my vote all the same, and I look forward to more soon.


PS: I'll put a short story up soon on my recent outing.

GroinRubber. (Sat 05 Oct 2013 11:33:05 GMT)


Well, you all know that I didn't get that golden ticket for the Sold Out gig,which was gutting to say the least. But anyway, I got to my gig of original destination and things didn’t turn out all that bad. I've called this...


I arrived close to my gig about ten minutes after door opening time. I could see people making their way

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GroinRubber (Mon 07 Oct 2013 18:44:32 GMT)

RE: Shogun's Stinker post!

Yes Shogun, It was a bit musty, but the ass was great and as you say, a chikan's gotta do what a chikan's gotta do lololol!

Seriously though brother's, I'm not into 'stinkers' by any stretch of the imagination, but I though I was gonna end up with nothing. And if you had seen her ass. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa...phhhheewww! LOLOLOL!

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GroinRubber. (Wed 09 Oct 2013 22:10:54 GMT)

RE: Shogie's Video.

Shogie's Video.

Ahhhhhhhhh...that was some video Shoges! Awesome quality, and and even better ass!! Beautiful legs and calf’s too...man I would have nutted in minutes if I'd have gotten behind her at a concert! Grrrrroooowwwwwllll! Made my thingy go hard just watching that fucker. Pure excellence Shogun! It's that shit right there that that keeps me addicted to this drug.

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GroinRubber. (Thu 10 Oct 2013 20:53:22 GMT)

RE:The Sexy Frotteur: TrendyChikan

@ The Sexy Frotteur: TrendyChikan

I'd rather not give away the name of the band/Artist that I am contemplating seeing, for obvious reasons, but how about this:

Which area/part of country/vicinity (down to a quarter of the country of you wish...just be really vague, the world is a huge place.) are you going to see your Artist/band in. If it's near me, I'll give you the nod and we can perhaps meet. I could wear something specific so you could find me and we can do a duophonic lololol!

Let me know, but be vague.

@ Shogie:

Looking forward to your trials and tribulations at the bar/disco Shoges!


GroinRubber. (Sun 13 Oct 2013 19:37:30 GMT)

Golden Ticket Worry!

Hello fellow frotteurs.

Firstly, guest. My show is no where near Philly so we can't go on the 'duo hunt' this time around. Have a great gig though Brother and please come back and tell us all about it.

Golden Ticket.

Well, I'm happy to say that this time I got that golden ticket to the sold out show of which there will be predominantly teens (about 95%. I g

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GroinRubber. (Sun 13 Oct 2013 22:43:16 GMT)

RE: Liquid Lapdance / Gig.

RE: The Sexy Frotteur: TrendyChikan .

Sorry I referred to you as 'Guest' in the last post. Just a typo on my part. My apology all the same Brother.

RE: Guest. Liquid Lapdance.

It's strange that you posted this as my very next topical was going to be 'How to stop a piston juice mess in your pants'

This device looks good, and I guess solves th

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GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Oct 2013 21:55:59 GMT)

RE: Shogie/Guestz/First Timer.

RE: Shogie and Guestz.

Thanks guys. Your words were encouraging! Of course - I have been to gigs with lots of teens, but some years back, and the last I went to more recently (about 2 years back which is on here somewhere) I got more odd looks from a teen or two but that was about it.

Once I'm inside the venue, I'm sure it will be so rammed things will be fine. I think if I

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GroinRubber. (Thu 17 Oct 2013 19:53:09 GMT)


@Tank Jnr:

Well firstly Tank, thanks for your comment/advice. I can see why you add 'Jnr' after your name. Unless you were just being flippant, the kind of advice you're giving is the attitude I had in the days of yesteryear when I was a rookie.

As the years pass we as chikans (or at least me) need to be more adept at our craft. I simply cannot ignore the growing techn

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GroinRubber. (Sun 20 Oct 2013 12:23:40 GMT)

'No Nutter'

Hello all.

Well, after all that fucking build up I'm sorry to have to report it was a 'No Nutter' (a new term maybe Shogie?). The opportunities were there in copious quantities, and as The Shogun so rightly predicted, the Daisy Dukes were out too. I expected Daisy Dukes, but with leggings underneath...not fucking bare legs...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!

It was an age thin

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GroinRubber. (Mon 21 Oct 2013 12:46:55 GMT)

RE: Shogie/Guestz


Yes, the whole thing was a bad 'Mix' as you say. The chicks were amazing, but I never really got out of second gear in the fear that I'd get nailed if I was too daring. The two teens that I did get some friction against kept looking back, whispering to each other and smiling, but I felt there was too fine a line between them consenting and teasing, to going over to se

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GroinRubber. (Tue 22 Oct 2013 22:27:19 GMT)

ORGASM: Chikan V Sex.

Firstly, Shogun, I'm sorry I had no story this time around. I too was hoping to tell a great tale of my adventures. Instead I felt that I ended up looking like a soldier with no camouflage...and that element is something that the chikan massively relies on.

Like you Shoges, teen gigs are not for me anymore, unless it's in an environment of sorts where I can meld into my background

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GroinRubber. (Thu 24 Oct 2013 22:10:51 GMT)

RE: Shogie – Cumming without movement.

I can relate to this Shogun. I'm no expert at this particular technique, but I have managed to nutt with very little, And/or, no friction at all. Same as you too...just with very subtle movements of my own, or using the slightest advantage of movement/s from the target.

When this is the only option though, I do like to get the ol' foreskin right back to the buffers at the point of no return. This ensures maximum blasting of the perseverance soup. Not always easy as it requires that 'extra pressure' at the penultimate moment. It is possible though to nutt in inanimate crowds.


GroinRubber. (Tue 29 Oct 2013 09:39:30 GMT)

RE: Crack sightings!

Uhhhhh...I've been really ill for 3 days, still feel shit now. Working from home for past two days and chikan being the last thing on my mind!

Anyway! Great video Shogun. I too have a story like Guestz, and with a crack not dissimilar to the one in your video. It was many years back at an outdoor venue starring a band who's popularity still echo’s to this day...oh fuck it, it was

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GroinRubber. (Thu 31 Oct 2013 20:23:35 GMT)

Thin Sweat Pants. (Body bulding type).

Well, I've been mega ill, but I'm getting back to my usual self. Been working from
home but back at the office tomorrow to tie the loose ends of the week up. I've felt really horny since I've started to recuperate. I'm ready for another outing. Just over one more week and I'll be gracing the crowds with my pecker hangin' free! Lololololol!

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GroinRubber. (Sat 02 Nov 2013 19:44:16 GMT)


Well I went back to work yesterday, only to come home at 11.30am to work again ill!! Ugggghhh. I've got a fucking virus thingy, and I'm praying that I'm OK for next weekends hunt. I'm desperate for a concert nutt.

I emptied my piston tanks yesterday, and now I'm on a good weeks abstinence and plenty of medication for my virus.

Great video freddy johnson jr, BUT, it was staged Western Chikan type of material, so a little off topic for me personally. Good though!


GroinRubber. (Mon 04 Nov 2013 15:20:04 GMT)

AGGGAAGHHH!! ”My Friend, The Enemy”

Well, despite feeling a 'little' better I've decided to work most of the week at home just to be sure of a healthy hunt come Saturday night. Still whacking up with the meds to get fit and sharp for the weekend.

Another problem has arisen though! I've had six missed calls from...you guessed it...”My Friend, The Enemy” For those of you not familiar with this, my friend, th

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GroinRubber. (Tue 05 Nov 2013 00:41:47 GMT)


I've just remembered last years story title, and this is the same band/artist that I'm seeing on Saturday. I've taken the liberty of putting it up again for those of you whom have NOT read it. I'm hoping that this girl is at the gig this year so I can go again on her sweet rump. Ahhhhhhha...

Here it is again... from December 2012 gig.


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GroinRubber. (Wed 06 Nov 2013 00:00:06 GMT)

Energy Sweets / Dextrose etc.

Hi all.

First of all AWESOME story armhumper. Didn't do much for my abstinece plan though, so thanks for that...lololol! You've made the 'Bluball ache' appear and I've still four days to go...lololol! Thanks for sharing that great experience. What a picture I created. Why did you panic and 'Ghost-Load' into your shorts??

I was called at home by one

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GroinRubber. (Thu 07 Nov 2013 19:58:19 GMT)

RE: Guest, Leg Humper Error.

First of all, an apology to 'Guest' for referring to our beloved 'Leg Humper' as 'Arm Humper'. (I don't want to lambast 'AH', as I all think we bring something to the table in our own way, and it's not my place to abuse him).

It was a slip of the mind, come on Guest, I have been quite ill. Lololol! I obviously want to extend this apology to

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GroinRubber. (Fri 08 Nov 2013 23:22:05 GMT)

Winter Warmer.

I went for a chilled out walk earlier today and I bumped into my nearest neighbour walking his dogs and he told me that someone had been around to my house twice whilst I had been out.

When I got back home, I checked my security cameras, and indeed...who came up on the recording? 'My friend, the enemy' of course. He's STILL not giving up!

Later in the day I had two mi

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GroinRubber. (Sat 09 Nov 2013 21:48:46 GMT)

One award I do deserve is...Idiot Of The Year.

I've been wanting to post hereall day but I've been really busy getting prepared for work next week. a lot to catch up on.

What a fucking idiot I am. This shows you how shit I've felt! Tonight’s gig is...tomorrow!! Fuck knows how I made this error. I was in the city today doing some stuff, and I walked past the venue on route, and lucklily went to look at the band poster, and

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GroinRubber. (Mon 11 Nov 2013 19:44:18 GMT)

I'm getting too old and paranoid for this shit.

Well, I got a nutt, but it was a crap one, and I had to abandon my initial target.

I got what we all like to term 'A player' but I want to rename them 'RESPONDERS' they respond but don't always want to play. Last night I got just that.
A chick with her partner/husband letting me massage my cock all over her ass for about half hour only to then cock-block with a h

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GroinRubber. (Sun 08 Dec 2013 23:57:38 GMT)

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to each and 'every one' of you.

GroinRubber. (Fri 13 Dec 2013 23:13:34 GMT)

RE: Guest the smell of semen.

There's not a lot you can do about the smell of piston juice brother. Catching it in a paper cup or wearing a rubber helps, but this nulls the sensation. The only real guarantee is finding and attending heavy/metal/hardcore rock gigs, eg: Slipknot, Slayer et al.

At this gigs things are usually so moshy and intense no one notices. That couples with the fact that the air is full of the essence of farts, sweat and beer anyway!! What I've done before (as I had a major paranoia about this at one time) is carry a small atomiser in my packet with some strong cologne in which I used to discretely spay onto myself after the storm!

To be honest, these days, I usually find no one really notices, or would notice unless you're in a really sparse gig!


GroinRubber. (Thu 19 Dec 2013 11:23:11 GMT)

RE: Camm/Defending Ones Self.

NO Camm! I WILL NOT defend myself, you, or anyone else for that matter from comments posted by 'Guests' and Trolls on the Abuse board. Why you may ask...because I DON'T NEED TO!

I am long tired of the comments, opinions and wild accusations that come from the Abuse Board. If the village idiot calls 'you' an idiot, would you feel the need to defend yourself? Well, th

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GroinRubber. (Mon 30 Dec 2013 22:45:08 GMT)


Guestz for both The Man Of The Year 'and' The Hall Of Fame. Some outstanding contributions from him nearly all year round, coupled with an exquisite writing style. That's my vote!


GroinRubber. (Thu 02 Jan 2014 19:49:01 GMT)


Well, I got a little dilemma chikans. Got a potential gig this coming Saturday! The venue should be packed to the fucking rafters, or at least close.

The problem?... well, I've done some research on the band, crowd density blah blah using my You-Tube resources, and it seems that the footage I've found of recent and nearby (ish) venues seem to have hardly any women in attendance?

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GroinRubber. (Fri 03 Jan 2014 20:47:57 GMT)

Upcoming Gig.

Well fellow chikans, after much deliberation I have decided to take a chance on the gig tomorrow night. I did a little more research and I found a review that said 'The venue was full of 40 and 50 year old people' which unsettled me a little but hey...then I thought something.

In the myriad gigs I have been to in my chikaning career, I've never yet been to a busy show where t

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GroinRubber. (Sat 04 Jan 2014 11:42:29 GMT)


Well I'm ready for my outing later this evening. I know how ready I am as I've had the shits this morning and have no appetite whatsoever. It's gonna be a looooooooooong day counting the hours! My personal work is up to date, so I now sit here typing this.

OK Brother's down to business. as promised in my last post here's an account of my last outing. It was a good n

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GroinRubber. (Thu 09 Jan 2014 23:14:15 GMT)

Bye for now!

Helloe all.

Happy New Year!

Just to let you all know about my last outing. What could have turned out to be a very disastrous evening turned out almost perfect! I've not decided wether or not I'mputting up the story as I think I'm about to take that break from here not necessarily from the hunt, just from this site. I may just vanish for a week or so, maybe a month, ma

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GroinRubber. (Tue 21 Jan 2014 09:09:37 GMT)

RE: Shogie/Hello All.

Yes Shogie, of course I've been reading my friend. And I can't begin to tell you how hard it's been to stem my urge to comment...on numerous occasions! Coincidently, I'm actually working on some book cover artwork for a poets book at the moment, but I don't think it's Resident Poet's! LOLOL!!

You know I won't lecture you on the best way to deal with t

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GroinRubber. (Sat 25 Jan 2014 00:12:21 GMT)


Guestz said:

“Boy, GroinRubber, I sure am jealous! I have been squirming to find something to attend that would put me in the position you seem to be in: poised to attack some serious meat! Wish I knew of a gig like that”!

Not so lucky Brother – The tickets have fucking sold out! I can't mother fucking believe it!! The tickets were available when I last posted, been on-line thi

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GroinRubber. (Mon 27 Jan 2014 10:14:35 GMT)

No Luck.

Well, I met Mack, my tout associate at the weekend, and as I suspected, no tickets for this hot upcoming hip-hop gig.

Mack bought me coffee and asked what I was after. When I told him he laughed and said “Ha Ha, you and everyone else”
He called someone else, and he can get a ticket but it's FIVE...yes FIVE times the face value and it's not the cheapest ticket at the face value!

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GroinRubber. (Sat 01 Feb 2014 14:08:38 GMT)

Every Cloud...

Hi All!

Ahahh yes Guestz, Me's a getting ready for some warmer weather too. Ohoooo For me, you can't beat having those wafer soccer shorts on so I can simultaneously get some skin on skin leg action whilst I'm chikaning the target/s. The clothings not so good this time of year, but these days most chicks dress like sluts all year round.

Well, The GroinRubber was having

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GroinRubber. (Tue 04 Feb 2014 10:33:31 GMT)

RE: Loser Comment.

Shogie wrote:

That's one thing I said I would never do. Travel some long distance just to chikan. And I never have either. For me, all politics and chikan are local LOL! In my way of thinking, traveling a long distance motivated solely by a desire to chikan and nothing else makes one more than a "loner". It makes one a "loser" hahaha! But, that's just me :-D

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GroinRubber. (Thu 06 Feb 2014 23:53:36 GMT)

Silver Ticket.

Well...it's not the Golden Ticket to the Hip Hop show that I wanted, but it's the silver ticket!

Yep! I got the ticket of my tout friend to the 'sold out' intimate gig which is industrial rock. Now, just because it's a Silver ticket, that doesn't mean I won't obtain a golden nutt!

My research suggests there will be a decent turnout in this 1000 capacity venue. Hopefully plenty of spandex and tight jeans on teens...Ahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

Got blue balls big time, nearly two weeks abstinence!! I need this so bad!
I Will report back of course.


GroinRubber. (Fri 07 Feb 2014 10:44:52 GMT)

RE: Travelling To Venues.

Hello Chikans.

I just wanted to backtrack a little to what has become the recent topic of distances travelled to gigs and venues to get nutts.

The way I see it is...a heroin addict loses the convenience of his/her local suppliers. How far would he/she travel to obtain the drug of their desire? 10 km 20km...50km...100km?

What I think I'm trying to say is all of this depend

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GroinRubber. (Mon 10 Feb 2014 09:53:32 GMT)

Great Time.

Well Brothers,

I had a ball on Saturday night, and in all honesty, it's a story that should be written. Why I hear you say...well, not only did I have my cock 'out' all over a thinly clad spandex ass.

The same target also kept turning to talk to me, getting her pussy and thighs so close to me that she was touching my cock as she leaned in to talk. She also kept brush

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GroinRubber. (Mon 10 Feb 2014 14:40:00 GMT)


Shoges, is this the sort of 'see thru' spandex you like?



GroinRubber. (Tue 11 Feb 2014 09:55:34 GMT)


It could be boredom Shogie, you may well be right. It certainly feels that way. But can a drug addict become bored of his poison? Is that possible?


GroinRubber. (Thu 13 Feb 2014 22:57:39 GMT)

RE: Guestz/Jeremy

@ Guestz:

I totally agree with your comments. It can be a drag getting tickets, whereas that used to be part of the fun and excitement. I'm enjoying fucking at the moment, more so than chikan.

When I get to the gig I still feel on fire, but with a little less zeal. I expect to feel a sense of 'down' after the gig when I've blown my cylinders, but not before the sh

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GroinRubber. (Mon 17 Feb 2014 16:28:40 GMT)

RE: Guestz: Boldest Thing

Never really done any bold things as such, other than 'cock out' stuff, but I've done some stupid things, and this is one of the worst. I've posted this before, but I've taken the liberty of re-posting it for the Topic that Guestz brought along.

Here's the old post.


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GroinRubber. (Sat 01 Mar 2014 13:12:48 GMT)

RE: Recent Postings.

Hey All.

Firstly: Jeremy. RE: Packed Crowds.

This can sometimes be a tricky one Jeremy, depending on the environment. The last gig I attended was well packed when I arrived,(I was late)but I had no trouble getting to row two (my fave vantage point...hur hur) and unleasing my cock on some soft spandex AHHHHAAAAAAAAGGHHHAAAA!

What I normally do is just walk through, not

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Mar 2014 12:17:33 GMT)

Approaching Gig.

RE: Guest.

Normally, I wouldn't respond to this kind of pettiness, but I honestly was astounded that you picked up on about three words in the whole of my last post! OK, so you may have a point...granted, and I apologise for using that quote. But, I failed to understand why you didn't mention the chikan material, as oppose to the three or four words of quoting?

It's l

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Mar 2014 17:19:49 GMT)

RE: Rowland Jumbo/Foot Leg Stories.

Have you read my story Spunk Bubbles? If not here it is jsut for the leg foot frottees here. Apologies to those of you whom have read this.


Back in the early 90's, I went on a weeks holiday with my parents. I was single at the time, so didn't have much else to do other than booze, and that gets boring after a while. My parents had offered to pay, even though

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GroinRubber (Mon 03 Mar 2014 21:21:47 GMT)

Wrong Profession!

I knew I was in the wrong profession. Should have been a gym trainer! LOLOLOL!


GroinRubber. (Tue 04 Mar 2014 10:06:23 GMT)

Another Early Summer Scorcher.

Here's another early Summer Scorcher for you all!

RE: Red Dragon:

Yeah...you just can't help imagining your spunk trumpet ramming into the chick with the panties...I hear you man! LOLOLOL!

The chick with the Daisy Dukes on does have a slightly higher ass, great for cock out activity on those partly exposed cheeks...Ahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaa!

Just to confirm, I WILL

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GroinRubber. (Thu 06 Mar 2014 23:09:01 GMT)

RE: Upcoming Show.

Well, just a day or so to go until the concert. I had that feeling of 'I don't want to go' yesterday, but I'm back on blue bollocked form today. Ha Ha Ha!

The more research I do into the band, the more I think it's going to be a good turn out. A good mixed crowd from teens upwards.

I fancy a nice skin tight denim or legging clad ass...a nice juicy onion of an oga zoola, you know. I'm in the city doing some work tomorrow, and I tempted to stay out at a hotel until the venue, to get me ready and prepared.

More later!


GroinRubber. (Fri 07 Mar 2014 00:47:12 GMT)

GroinRubber's Spring Spunkers.

Ahhhhhaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh uhhuuhhh ugghhuuuu uughhghhhhh ahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

GroinRubber. (Sat 08 Mar 2014 00:51:03 GMT)

RE:The Sexy Frotteur: TrendyChikan

RE:The Sexy Frotteur: TrendyChikan

Hey man.

I can't believe you didn't come there! It sound as though the situation that you were in perhaps meant that you should have gone to slightly calmer waters. Ie: Further back.

Remember, at gigs like this YOU are in control, but it means finding the right crowd density within the venue that allows your particular type of chikaning to reach nutting! Sounded like a great show though. I hope you didn't feel it was a wasted opportunity.

Hopefully, I'll be in a similar setting on Saturday evening!


GroinRubber. (Mon 10 Mar 2014 11:41:10 GMT)

RE: Recent Gig.

Hey Shogie. Yup, I had success too. The first chick I got on was awesome. Bare legs, and skin tight cotton dress and a perfectly sized onion. She was onto me though, and after a while looked at a friend, and then worriedly looked over to security whom was just a few yards away.

So, the Groin backed off at the first sign of distress. (wise move this to you beginners out there). I hung round

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GroinRubber. (Tue 11 Mar 2014 11:36:16 GMT)

RE: Guestz.

Guestz, you're absolutely right...I had a great time, and I was lucky to have such an array of young spunksters around me. The feeling robbed thing is my stuff, and I guess I have no place to bring that up.

It seems me and you ought to trade places for a while. My neck of the woods has a few things going on, which would be great for you, whereas I could do with a break, and a place where there is no activity would help me here. I don't know whether I can do it or not on willpower alone. LOLOL!


GroinRubber. (Sat 21 Jun 2014 22:26:31 GMT)

The Life and Times of a Quitting Chikan.

Howdy Chikans!

Just thought I'd pop in and say Hello!

Man, how the fuck can a chikan who's trying to kick the habit do so with any grace and sincerity when there's sluts left right and centre clad in short skirts, tight leggings and other ass revealing attire.....Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

It looks like some of you cats are having a whale of a time at carnivals and suc

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GroinRubber. (Mon 23 Jun 2014 07:56:10 GMT)

The Life and Times of a Quitting Chikan (With issues loloolol)!)!.

Hey Tripper.

Just to respond to your recent abuse. Well, I'd tend to agree with you. A lot of the old masters here are worth ten of me, granted...and well said.

As for issues. YES of course I have fucking issues. I'm a pervert, a chikan, a voyeur. All three moulded into one. I have an illness...an addiction...a chronic sexual difficulty...or whatever other way you want to d

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GroinRubber. (Tue 24 Jun 2014 09:09:17 GMT)

RE: Chikan as a Natural thing.

Hey Y'all.

First a quickie to the recent 'Guest' post on the abuse:

Thanks for your warning man. Firstly, I don't intend to 'come back' as you put it just because the Summer is here...although the Summer is the worst time for me, and of course all chikans. (I don't 'feel' I'll be staying here though)

As for dealing with Smoovie

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GroinRubber. (Thu 26 Jun 2014 19:50:48 GMT)

The Last Comment.

Guestz, Red Dragon...I completely agree with a lot of your notions and opinions on chikan and it's acceptance, as the chikans issues around that acceptance.

RD, you say 'What Is natural'? And quite rightly my friend. I guess normal is what normal is to the individual, so that's a great (and very open and neutral) way to look at it.

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GroinRubber. (Fri 11 Jul 2014 20:13:53 GMT)

Praying For Rain.

Well chikans, it's less than 24 hours to my 2014 attendance at the food and wine event. It was a fucking wash-out last year and I left frustrated and disappointed. This year, I'm praying for rain my fellow chikans, and I've just checked the forecasts, and it looks like I might get lucky. Why does the GroinRubber want rain, you may ask...it's a chikans arch enemy.


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GroinRubber. (Mon 21 Jul 2014 08:04:59 GMT)


Hey all.

I stumbled across this video whilst browsing the web. There's many other videos around this as you'll see. (No need to post all of the links).

I guess this is more for the flashers here. Red Dragon, Arm Humper etc, so I'd like some feedback, see...I do this shit regularly, and I guess I've always wondered whether or not this shit truly qualifies as flashi

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GroinRubber. (Mon 21 Jul 2014 13:54:51 GMT)


Well I had a fabulous time at the Food and Wine festival, which more than made up for last years disspointing outing. I call this one...


Part 1.

OK Brothers, so my coach arrived at the Food and Wine event around 5:15 pm. It was a little busy, and the weather was scorching...not good! I needed rain so that all the people were 'inside' the venue to

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GroinRubber. (Wed 23 Jul 2014 19:13:38 GMT)

Red Dragon - 'Bulge Flashing'

Hey Red Dragon.

Yeah, I absolutely agree with you RD. The Video is Crap, and the girls are pigs...(for the most). I just posted it to get my point across, that , as you call it, is a bit of a thrill for me. (Seen the vid you posted too...watched them all brother) Hur Hur!!

Don't Get me wrong, it doesn't touch chikan, on any level, and more often than not, a day of doing thi

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GroinRubber. (Thu 24 Jul 2014 22:10:40 GMT)

Massage Parlours.

Hey Guys.

I know this post is a little off topic, but I wanted to be sure all the chikans/flashers here read it, so refrained from putting it in the off topic post.

Most of you know, I struggle with chikan at times, and in my hunt for a cure of this, I as wondering about massage parlours.

Now, I know 'some' might say (mentioning no names) get a real woman and fuck he

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GroinRubber. (Mon 28 Jul 2014 13:23:05 GMT)

Massage Parlours / Conseting Targets.

Massage Parlours.

I think when I said using this service as a 'cure' I chose the wrong word. Perhaps relief would have been a much better option.
Just something to take off the overpowering aspect of chikan, which can, if not careful, lead to antics that could get a chikan “Caught”.

I've not used any of these 'services' since me last posting, but I ws just

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GroinRubber. (Wed 10 Sep 2014 13:07:49 GMT)



Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaa!! I'd forgotten about that clip Slim Shady...awesome. I shouldn't have watched that...I've got a gig in just over a week, and like Brother 'Guestz', I'm holding out for a splendid nutt. More on that later.

First, apologies for not getting up part two of my 'Wine Of The Loins' story, but I've been so unbeli

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GroinRubber. (Fri 12 Sep 2014 08:20:12 GMT)


Nice disaster there Guestz! Close shave there! Airports too...risky!!

Hers another disater from the archives.


It was early in my chikan days, before I became skilled and experienced. I was mall chikaning in a large city, and I was in a huge music store. I spotted these two chicks about 18 – 19 years old looking down the aisle. I immediately got o

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GroinRubber. (Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:46:06 GMT)

Fraternizing with the targets???? Good or Bad???

Hey Guestz. It sounds like you went through some pretty awful shit there, to make you feel faint thinking about it, and I think the sad thing is...us chikans learn from it, but very seldom quit. It makes me wonder...what would actually scare us enough to make us quit. It makes me feel kinda sad too.

I know exactly what excitement you're feeling right now Guestz, as I'm feeling exa

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GroinRubber. (Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:56:33 GMT)

Welcome Back Shogie.

Great story Shoges, and so very good to see you back here doing what you do best. It got me all hot and bothered dude!


GroinRubber. (Sun 14 Sep 2014 22:33:47 GMT)

A Long Week Ahead.

Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm with you Guestz. You're gonna have a great time man...you're one lucky cat. Cock out too! This week can't go fast enough for me.
I've been bulge flashing a lot, and I think it's a substitute for chikan, as it's been a bit dry my way recently. Got two though within the next few weeks, one of those just days away.

More soon.


GroinRubber. (Mon 15 Sep 2014 18:27:37 GMT)

RE: Fraternising with the Targets

Well, my 'holdou't came to a swift, leg quivering end last night, as I had to jerk off quickly after watching some recent footage of the band I'm going to see. (YES I WAS THAT RIPE!!) I'll still be fired up come the weekend and ready for action.

Nice story Guestz, and I hope you're holdin' out better than I did. I'm starting to pump up again already though, lololol!

I'm hoping you'll post up your escapades of the coming weekend, as will I.
Any of you guys got an opinion about my recent post regarding fraternising with the targets?


GroinRubber. (Tue 16 Sep 2014 19:34:44 GMT)

RE: Guestz: Don't Worry - Be Happy!

Guestz, I know what you're saying about something going wrong brother! LOOK – You're in for a weekend of what will be literally a chikan's paradise, so you're bound to feel a little paranoid about something thwarting your hunt.

I used to feel the same, years back, and I always used to think the gig/event was going to be cancelled. The reality is Guestz, that other than a

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GroinRubber. (Thu 18 Sep 2014 22:39:18 GMT)

It's The Final Countdown!

Well, in around 40 hours, The GroinRubber will be donning his chikan gear and going to the hunting ground...man, I'm so fucking ready.

I met my tout friend 'Mack' today, and after drinking copiues amounts of esresso, and catching up, I turned the conversation and told him I was curious as to how many thickets had sold for the concert on Saturday.

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GroinRubber. (Fri 19 Sep 2014 23:02:11 GMT)

Double Nutt Issues.

Well, the chikan gear is fresh and clean, for now LOLOL! When I met 'Mack' yesterday, I took the liberty of purchasing a couple of 'uppers'. My intention is to take one about half hour before the gig, and hopefully, take the second after the first spunking, so I can hopefully get a second nutt without too much of a struggle.

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GroinRubber. (Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:13:20 GMT)

Here We Go Boys!

Thanks to Guestz and Same Old Groper for their recent comments...cheers Brothers! Groper,I know what you're saying about expectations being too high, so I'm trying to stay relatively calm and collected and just go with the flow, and not be complacent. If worse comes to worse, I can do some 'bar hopping' afterwards, but that's not guaranteed these days neither.


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GroinRubber. (Sun 21 Sep 2014 13:50:58 GMT)


TOTAL DISASTER!! I got a nutt, but I had to work soooo fucking hard, and be so persistently relentless that I could have easily got caught. I got spotted in the process, and then cock-blocked (By the spotter). But I got lucky...THIS TIME!

I think I may need to somehow take a step back or I'm gonna get busted! My own fault though, wrong environment, just not busy enough to engage in full chikan. I can't afford to get busted brother's, but I don't feel that they're are enough events that I get can to that have the right environment to satisfy the need to chikan. So, therefore I tend to go for totally inappropriate environment out of need and desperation. What does a guy do...I'm stuck between a rock and a rock hard cock.


GroinRubber. (Sun 21 Sep 2014 20:41:05 GMT)

What To Do ?

Oh, Guestz...I'm so hopelessly envious and depressed tonight!
LOLOLOLOL! I've another event in two weeks. Similar status regarding the band, and exactly the same capacity as my recent shitty outing. What to do ?????

My cock is saying "Go" my common sense is saying "Stay home"


GroinRubber. (Tue 23 Sep 2014 19:14:43 GMT)

RE: Jack - Sex and Experts.

Hey Brother Jack!

Thanks for your recent post, and I appreciate and understand what you're trying to say. I just feel I need to point out a couple of things here though Brother.

I wouldn't call myself an 'Expert' (as you put it), even though I know I do use this word...although mostly to be flippant or add humour to stories. I'd like to say I see myself as &#

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GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Sep 2014 15:39:24 GMT)


Here's a telling of my recent outing brothers. I've called this story...


I got to the gig with a good half hour to spare.
The gig itself was in a tall building at the heart of the city, so I had to go through the buildings main doors and find the venue entrance, which was in a lower ground floor room, which was normally used for corporat

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GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Sep 2014 23:52:48 GMT)

RE: Guestz Story.


Sounds like you had a great time Guestz, utter euphoria brother! It made me feel a little better about my ordeal, the fact that you got spotted, and 'could have' got busted twice, and in such dense surroundings as well. Made me feel that I didn't do so bad in a crowd of 400-500 people.

Still not sure about the coming weekend concert, but after reading your story Guestz, I can feel the piston juice hissing in my balls. LOLOL! I Guess I just need to be extra careful in those more intimate of venues eh...? Great story brother Guestz, and MOTM hands down...no vote required!


GroinRubber. (Wed 01 Oct 2014 22:09:26 GMT)


Hey Fellow Chikans.

Thanks Guestz for you kind words - and vote. I did work for the nutt, true, but if you're working that hard brother, something's wrong, or at least something's not quite right. so let that be sound advice to you newbies out there planning to get your rocks off.

Ahhhaaahh, Shogie, I love jeggings brother! I was actually about to bring them into the t

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GroinRubber. (Fri 03 Oct 2014 22:02:39 GMT)


Hey Chiakn Brothers.

Well, I'm all set for my outing tomorrow, and incidentally, I will be testing out a new set of chikan shorts, which consist of micro thin (cheap) cotton material, with a camouflage pattern (Various blues, grays and blacks). Piston juice stains are near impossible to detect on these due to the pattern, and believe me when I tell you that the material is so fucking t

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GroinRubber. (Sat 04 Oct 2014 10:07:46 GMT)

Dilemma Chikans!

Dilemma Chikans! (Or is it)?

I decided to book into a hotel that is closer to the gig to save time later, and I was perusing the internet this morning, looking at gigs, and I found out that there is another MORE POPULAR band on just a kilometre or so away from my original destination.

I don't know much about this band, but I've heard of them. The YouTube footage I've c

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GroinRubber (Sat 04 Oct 2014 14:24:48 GMT)

RE: James.

Not nervous James..., not at all...on the contrary. 'Nervous excitement yes'. I don't feel nervous at all, and if you were a genuine practising chikan with real experience, you'd know that right now...I FEEL ALIVE! And that's why my posts may come across (to you) as over zealous. So with that said Brother, lay off the sarcasm (SMH, LOL etc), and stop pretending to be some expert, which quite evidently by your posts...you are not! If you want to write that kinda shit, that's cool, but put it on the abuse section with all the other dregs of the board.

And FYI, I'm going to the new gig, as would any real chikan on this board...don't beleive me? ASK THEM!!


GroinRubber (Sun 05 Oct 2014 19:42:21 GMT)


Another shite night Brothers. Got the nutt, but it was incredibly hard work! AND risky! Don't even wanna talk about it right now. It was costly too, as I lost something valuable to me. I feel quite angy and annoyed right now.

I've been very contemplative today! No more intimate gigs for Me. I need to sit in my miserable chikan corner for a few days.

MANASTEEL: Thanks for yo

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GroinRubber. (Mon 06 Oct 2014 08:46:48 GMT)


First of all, Peace james, thanks for the post.

Well, The trolls are at it again. I though it would take a little longer this time, but there you go. I'm done at this board. Not chikan, but posting here. I come here to discuss, explore and read stories, not this bullshit from amutuers, guests and retards.

I'd just like to respond to a couple of posts, and then I PROMISE I&#

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