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Rock Hard (Mon 25 Mar 2013 17:15:15 GMT)

not really back just had a mad moment of weakness: concert story

Concert experience

Been a long time guys maybe a few years. I quit the game but have been having some really mad weak moments recently. My usual stories are taken up by escapades of riding white chicks on the busy London underground, but to be honest thatís too mainstream all the stories really only ever last 7 minutes max before the tube begin to empty out.
Anyway to this story. I was

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Rock hard (Tue 26 Mar 2013 12:20:10 GMT)

Train experiece / question / calling Roger Dodger and london chikans (pls answer regarding the final paragraph) (WARNING: she may be 23 years old)

How do i stop, i want too, but i just cant seem too.
everytime im on the train i see an opportunity and i just feel like i have to take it... shake up my journey in.. make it more exciting..live life on the edge... cheap thrills and quick kicks.

I got on the northern line this morning at kings cross. now the stop before kings cross is Euston which is just as busy as kings cross you can

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rock hard (Tue 26 Mar 2013 19:29:23 GMT)

re: red dragon and all to whoever is reading

haha fair enough its a weird one and there is a fine line between bedroom fantasies and actually making it happen or maybe im jist so far gone in the head i dont really know... haha its mental what cjikan can do to you its becomes a lifestyle almost like a cult or something yer so addictive its such a dangerous game maybe that the thrill.. for me anyway. truth is i cant really quit becuase itsna

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Rock Hard (Wed 27 Mar 2013 09:28:59 GMT)

RE : Crowd Spotter

Eze mate ye i do recal you were back in london and i remember talking to you about meeting up and tag teaming this shit... it was at a time where i was really trying to work towards quitting after i left the board i ws even clean for a few months but only that at most. problem is this game... its built inside me its part of my everyday routine. I mean ok going ton concerts and shit .. yeah that no

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Rock Hard (Wed 27 Mar 2013 20:22:31 GMT)

Guest / red dragon

Totally get what you mean about the immigrant chikans generaly its usually guys of indian decent or mexican and sometimes the nigerians and africans but mainly indians i find. They are giving the game up but they us favours becuase they make others stand out less and put it this way.. who would a chick rather be chikaned by.. an english guy or a freshy foreigner...
Not trying to offe

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Rock Hard (Sun 31 Mar 2013 09:50:34 GMT)

concert today!!!

hey you bunch of fuckheads :-)..... ive just managed to get a ticket to go see a rapper called French Montana concert at Birmingham 02 academy.. ticket were on sale off gumtree... trust me this will be a good one i have researched the venue.. its not a huge place so this will be mamazing.. im telling you if you can come.. pls do so.
Im going to work discreetly tonight.. will feedback later.

MOTM: GR hands down!

Rock hard (Wed 03 Apr 2013 15:13:42 GMT)

Rap concert story: 100% real no BS here.

sorry about the lack of punctuation and grammer i cannot be arse to add it in typing this took long enough on an ipad so be greatful! hahaha

well its been a mental weekend here folks i wanted this concert to be a slow easy one where there would be no drama or anything.. but it seems that drama seems to follow me whereever i go i swear it does.. i dont feel like ive had a normal chikan exper

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Rock hard (Thu 04 Apr 2013 08:24:56 GMT)


whats the latest an you been getting any on the tube recently?
seems that at the moment the tube is dead aybe as its the easter holidays people are taking their kids away..
for me generally the easter holiday and summer 6 week holidays over school term times are the worse for frotting on the trains...
There no longer seems to be delays anyore either really... and the tubes strikes of 2 years ago where there was one every other month.. those were the best days for frotting on LU (london underground).

Rock Hard (Thu 04 Apr 2013 12:06:08 GMT)


Yeah sorry i really couldnt be arsed to format it i was typing it up on an ipad using some fake version of word so formatting was a bitch was easier to just type without using paragraphs when i got home i thought about editing it over but thought fuck it.. haha.

Rock Hard (Thu 04 Apr 2013 17:58:51 GMT)

red dragon

red dragon: i had eyes only for this chick usually im like fuck it and will move on but this time i wanted this girl only i mean her kate wasnt exaclty bad either but sometimes well for ke anyway wyeb i set my sights on something not much else appeals. suppose tyats just me. i felt like doing things differently also.. i knew things were going to get intrewting and for me chikan is mostly about the phyeical contact but some of it is also for me about the mind games i enjoy the element of danger drala and not knowing what will happen next.. dont know if you agree....?

Rock Hard (Thu 04 Apr 2013 20:56:33 GMT)

blackie meet up

how the hell are we meant to get those funds to go south america.. hahaha stick to london its closer to home :-0

Rock Hard (Fri 05 Apr 2013 11:24:01 GMT)

Blackie / my School days story (WARNING: she may be 32 years old)

Balckie reminding me of my school days.
I may have already posted this one im not sure. but anyway this is would be a re write either way as ive just typed this now.

Although this was over 10 years ago i do still remeber most my expereinces just abit less vividly of course haha. This ones quite short there isnt realy much to it.

Will never forget growing up in school they wer

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Rock Hard (Sat 06 Apr 2013 16:25:18 GMT)

blackie / red dragon

haha blackie your a fucking nut job.. talk about livig on the edge. i dont think ive licked or kissed a stranger im frotting before or spat in hair. but i have wheb onlt at concerts shouted out things so they can hear like 'oh man this is fucking amazing' or 'im having a wiked time' things like that id say on purpose so my vic knew exactly what i were saying but people around woildbt know. it was great

red dragon.. no real opportunites to chikan in your country.. must be hard man being on this site must be such a tease.. when i read ppls stories on here i get so desperate i can hardly wait for the busy trains on monday!

Rock Hard (Sat 06 Apr 2013 17:22:49 GMT)


nar man i dont fuck hookers im not major player im an opporrunist bit i also have a wide circle of friend so get introduced to alot of bitches who come.oit drinking with us.. drunk botches are the easiest to fuck theres nohing to it.. just flirt but ont be too full on emake sure you habe a place to take them and job done. be fun be the guy that ppl can have a laugh with without being wstes and off your head my biggest downfall has always been ending up too drunk you cant get it yp hahha fuckong shameful..

Rock hard (Tue 09 Apr 2013 13:20:39 GMT)


nar im no stock broker... i wish i were all id have to do is flash bitches the money and id be sorted... british women will do anything for a rich man.

Im on a fucking high at the moment i cant stop looking for the next opportunity i think i have an obession with white specifically english women women.. im not sure what it is i just find them so fucking delightful but i also find them the e

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Rock hard (Wed 10 Apr 2013 10:19:09 GMT)

Balckie / Guestz

Guestz - concert sounds good what one is it? i wana come LOL haha we can opertate at the same place knowing eachother is there but not knowing whom eachother are.. haha that would be insane!

blackie - you live dangerously mate keep your head down. here how what to do (my personal opinion). for the next few days Continue to use the same train using the same carriage you got in. Pack yoursel

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Rock hard (Fri 12 Apr 2013 10:50:28 GMT)

Back Handing a beauty (WARNING: she may be 26 years old)

I just cant help myself i mean i simply just cant.. its impossible.. if i see an opportunity and its looks like a potentially good one.. ill take it..

today i had to be in work early i was disappointed as it is raining today in london so althogh its friday when the weather is shit it usally means the train are more packed.

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Rock hard (Tue 16 Apr 2013 08:33:26 GMT)

RE: Camm

Camm i think your comments to an extent are true especially about the pcitures which are spamming this board they are ridiculous. But your other comments about this site are not fair and justified.. im not trying to argue im just pointing this out. Alot of guys like yourself are happy to write comments when there arent very many stories being uploaded and to say the board is going downhill and wha

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Rock Hard (Mon 22 Apr 2013 09:40:30 GMT)

re: mickey worthless

Bro just wondered if you were game to meeting or something.. im a chikan of simialr age.. well abit older but not by sooo many years.. i also live outside of london 30 mins on the train.. towards potters bar and slightly further north.. (withot giving my location away).
anyway dont know if your game to tag teaming but its something i really wana do.. esp at a concert... let me know if your game to this.. ill drop you my eamil address we can talk...
im on this site daily.. hit me up?
if not stay blessed.

rock hard (Sun 05 May 2013 10:33:12 GMT)


forgot to put my name up that comment was me lol :-0

Rock Hard (Wed 03 Jul 2013 10:38:23 GMT)

Same target again and again and again (WARNING: she may be 28 years old)

Sorry this a long story but take your time and read itÖ. All of it because it intresting and a lot to take from it.
I swear this is 10000000% true.

Ok so ive been away from the game for sometime. I have had many life changes experiences and these have kept me away from chikan.
However just because I have been away from the board I havenít actually stopped I suppose chikan is like the

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Rock Hard (Sat 13 Jul 2013 13:53:04 GMT)

changing route and getting a little blondey slut (WARNING: she may be 21 years old)

London geezer:
Yes I did try and give up, once a chikan always a chikan has an element of truth to it, in fact not merely an element but every bit of truth in it. By god almighty I have tried.
I think the day I probably will stop is the day I get caught and shamedÖ. Sad really isnít it.i hate myself for knowing that and still not stopping. But the truth is, its just to easy, London is ch

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Rock Hard (Sun 14 Jul 2013 07:34:26 GMT)

london geezer

Paris metro is meant to be chikanb paraside if you simply google groping in paris there are numerous stroies from vitcims who this has happened too.. Maybe the situation has improved I'm not sure but be sure to tell us your stories.I like the way you said that back to the lady holdinh ground is good staying composed and remebering your not guilty til charged your just another innocent commutet on a packed train like everyone else haha. Good one. Will you be around for nottinghill carnival this is the only event really to look forward to in london then after that itl be months til nye..... A few concerts inbetween but no free large events happen in london... :-(

rock hard (Tue 30 Jul 2013 08:17:54 GMT)

guest: met police crackdown

guest... blimey reading that and seeing things where chikans have been caught really puts me off the game. i realise every dog has his day.. im ive been wanting to quit public transport frotting for ages i know the system is getting harder on sexual predators. only problem is concerts are rare and expensive public transport is part of the daily commute and is easy.. such a shame.

Rock Hard (Fri 13 Sep 2013 10:28:58 GMT)

RH Back with vengenace: London Underground (WARNING: she may be too young)

Picture is not of the girl but is an almost resemblance of the arse and the skirt was exactly the same but black.

As with all my stories can promise they are honestly 100% true I hope you understand that.

Sorry the paragraphing is not very good... donít hate.

Iíve been gone for a while I have so many stories to tell but just so little time to actually be bothered to type

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Rock Hard (Sun 22 Sep 2013 20:13:05 GMT)

Something you should ALL read

This is an intresting article from a victim shes actually quite pretty i put this up as a word of warning... london is very anti chikan so please for god sake do not ejuclate.

Shes on twitter for better pics:
Ellie cosgrave


Rock Hard (Mon 23 Sep 2013 08:55:09 GMT)

re: guest / all

agreed the dance is silly but the moral here goes to show that times are changing.... people used to be accepting, that trains were busy so of course there would be these situatuions but over recent years and the last decade people are very anti chikan they are raising awareness and are actively fignting it and with raising awareness has empowered victims to speak up and realise they are not alone

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Rock Hard (Mon 30 Sep 2013 11:50:09 GMT)

london lady

Give us some details of your commute or ill give you details if mine and we can make this happen. Im a londoner and up for it. Let me know your thoughts.

Rock hard (Thu 09 Oct 2014 10:20:06 GMT)

Blondey in leather leggings

Been out the game for some time... Well when I say I've been out the game that my friends is a lie, I haven't ive been in the game and also been on the site just haven't posted for so long.
I tried to quit but you can't take the Chilean out of me its like a weakness I just can't overcome.
I have seriously had some of the most amazing experiences recently in London

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Rock hard (Tue 11 Nov 2014 15:41:05 GMT)

teen humper - concert

you were at the Kiss FM Haunted house party right?

I was there too. I had a relatively good time but like you I also know that the crowd was dodgy. People were onto me..

the was also an older asaian looking man humping a small blondw white girl, with white jeans on and jelly shoes.. whoever he was.. people were onto him... I heard them calling him a pervert and stuff.

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Rock Hard (Wed 17 Dec 2014 09:32:53 GMT)

London chikan meet up.. concert tag team!

Right don't know what you guys will say but anyone here from London... im looking for a player... I need someone to work with... ive proably been to 50 or more concerts over the last 5 years, easily. maybe that's not many..? anyway look the point is.. everytime I have been ive been aware of people who may be aware of me.... why... because I am alone.. what you are queueing to get in... p

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Rock hard (Wed 17 Dec 2014 18:31:03 GMT)

Re seasoned chikan

Ok wiked I'm glad your considering hoping on board with me on this..
Catch me on Rockhardchikan@outlook.com
- I created this account for privacy as my other are linked to social media ect.

Anyway tell me abit about you like your age and general apperance. I want to work with someone who also won't stand out at a concert I see 50 yr old chikan a and teeny bopper events they stand out like a fucking sore thumb I'm not down with that.

I'Ve been on ticket master there are not very many good concerts coming up in the near future..
You have anything your considering attending?

Catche on here or email whichever you prefer.

Rock hard (Wed 17 Dec 2014 18:58:02 GMT)

Seasoned chikan

use this account instead the other one doesn't seem to work properly

Rock Hard (Fri 19 Dec 2014 15:51:38 GMT)

Fun on the City Line(Met, circle & H'smith)

Had a great ride this morning ... see this girl looking out the corner of her eye of me.... I got her good. I was at Kings Cross and the platform was already busy on arrival as there were minor delays on the line. I scoped out my target... it was this lady.

dirty Blonde hair, must have been European they always look slightly different to English women. She was wearing a cream coloured

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Rock Hard (Tue 30 Dec 2014 15:52:40 GMT)

RE: Old Dog

never salivated on a womans hair but I have in the past taken a few strands into my mouth its not something im overly accustomed to doing but I remember the times I have.

its only ever been when I am the last person to board so I am squashed sgasinst the door of the train.... I would be out of site from people so I remember this woman once. I had her trapped there and was doing the usual sh

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Rock Hard (Tue 06 Jan 2015 12:26:19 GMT)

RE: Business Man

Hey Businessman I am still here but do not visit the site everyday anymore so there are delays in me replying..
if you want to chat to me privately then I am on:

otherwise chat to me via here... whatsup?
if you want any info on business trains, clubs, concerts anything at all just give me a shout.

I am still looking for a concert to go to but there is nothing major or decent enough on ticketmaster at the moment. I don't plan too far in advance only a week or 2 as the anticipation is too much if the event is too far in advance.

Rock Hard

Rock Hard (Tue 06 Jan 2015 12:42:47 GMT)

Same Target!!!

Good Times are back!!

Xmas and NYE were pretty low key for me. But now the trains are back in full swing and everyone is back at work the trains are now back to full at full capacity. Stations are mad busy, and its back to Chikan paradise.

I have found a target and ive hard her several times now... ill fill you in...
Finsbury park station, national rail services train towards Mo

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Rock Hard (Wed 21 Jan 2015 09:29:07 GMT)

Up coming concert looking for a chikan partner

folks upcoming concert at London Wembley Arena.

Slipknot (Main act) with Korn as the line up
Wembley, London,
Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:00

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Rock Hard (Fri 23 Jan 2015 10:52:18 GMT)

Re Shoges / Guest

Haha thanks for the info guys it's really not my type of music however judging by your comments it sounds like it's destined to be a fucking awesome event. I'm already buzzing, so I just hope it lives up to its hype! Shame no one will come with me! Would have made it even more amazing but Becuase it's such a massive event I think being on your own may not be soo bad. Sometimes it's really awkward but for big bands I think you can kind of pull it off.

Rock Hard (Mon 26 Jan 2015 21:31:21 GMT)

A video of a victim talking about chikan

Here is an intresting video of a victim of chikan she is talking on the day of the event. It's not every woman's view but to a lot of the guys out here the think women are players I think a lot of you need a reality check. Yes of every 100 girls you maybe ... 1 of th enjoys it. But don't be fooled women connect emotionally men connect physically. I just think you should be aware of

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Rock Hard (Tue 10 Feb 2015 09:22:57 GMT)

Kaiser Chiefs concert 02 - player needed..

Calling all London or local chikans....

Kaiser Chiefs are playing at the 02 this Friday the 13th. It will be a sell out event. Ok the targets wont be teeny boppers but will be late 20's to middle aged women However it will be busy and im sure it will be a good chikan event.

been doing some research and it looks like a good choice...is anyone willing to come with me? tickets are £40 on ticketmaster UK...

If so let me know via here asap and we can swap contact numbers or email or just email me on:



Rock Hard (Thu 12 Feb 2015 11:40:18 GMT)

Attacking Teen on Central Line (WARNING: she may be 14 years old)

A real live true story that happened this morning and fuck me I cannot get it out of my head so I was desperate to get it on here and share..

anyway it was about 0945 the central line platform at Liverpool Street was busy the train currently there and had been sitting there for about 5 minutes. problems with the doors not closing properly. That platform wasn't that busy and I wasn'

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Rock hard (Sun 22 Feb 2015 14:06:30 GMT)

Rucksack girls

Don't waste your time here. Setes before they board the train they will take the rucksack off as it is common practice to do this however a lot of people don't. Especially since the rise of chikan and public knowledge of this and especially tourists!

On a seperate note I was at green park station and on a board by the escalators to the Victoria line there was a sign on a board

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Rock Hard (Thu 26 Feb 2015 15:01:43 GMT)

Red Dragon

done time for it...........??? what happened man?? custodial?

Rock Hard (Thu 26 Feb 2015 15:16:19 GMT)

Same Target

I know its often hard to believe when you listen to my stories and I totally understand that. I also know a story counts for nothing compared to a video but its just impossible with a phone on the tube its too obvious. need something discreet...

anyway look Kings Cross.. city lines (hammersmith, circle, met).

There is this girl she white but looks European (you can tell). she has bl

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Rock Hard (Fri 27 Feb 2015 09:41:33 GMT)

Blondey in tight skirt

Picked up this little tart, had a wonderful time with her.. I had to back right off just so I could take a picture. I wanted to keep it for memories and wanted to also take a photo so you could see rather than having to imagine.

I had to really be discreet taking the pic but I wanted you to see her arse.

Anyway... Highbury and Islington 0835 27/02/15

I was in line waiting for

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Rock hard (Fri 27 Feb 2015 13:37:13 GMT)

red dragon

your right I should leave out the details. I like to post them so other London chikans know where to become active.. I use different routes nearly everyday and rarely do the same journey on consecutive days at the same time.. but your right.. I need to be careful.

shit man cant believe you done time for flashing on the Victoria line man.. that's crazy! ive been on this board since probably pre 2007 but haven't heard from someone who got done... would you tell more? im intrested to know more ie... sentence, fines, charges, what you done and how you got caught / remanded

if you don't mind that is....

Rock Hard (Thu 05 Mar 2015 19:22:26 GMT)

Same Target - Again

I wanted to give it a few days before going back and getting her, I last had her Friday and have waited until today Thursday to get her again. I have seen her since though like yesterday but I didn't want to get her because she noticed me close to her, there was another girl a pretty little young thing next to me to one side, and on the other was my usual target. but I didn't not go near

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Rock Hard (Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:37:48 GMT)

central line - Whitey in tight skirt

me again probably boerd of reading my shit.. im tierd of typing.. lol. but I like to so I ca read over my stories sometimes and remember the best humps the ones you want to never forger but inevitably do.

today I took the central line (I wont give details) peak time. saw this pretty little thing wearing the perfect attire.... tight skirt and a short leather jacket not covering her godly

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Rock Hard (Sat 07 Mar 2015 08:32:02 GMT)

Great target wish I was getting some of that

Love submissive girls like this..
If you look around the blog you can also find a pic of this slut


Rock Hard (Fri 20 Mar 2015 22:56:56 GMT)

Pakistani man

Sunset strip in soho and Volupte lounge on Leadenhall street In the city.. Decent joints but I don't frequent them I don't know if you can get away with free feels ive neve tried... Is you scout Gumtree there are a lot of adverts under the 'massage' section you just have to read between the line of the adverts many offer services for a fee you can usually tell the ones that a w

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Rock Hard (Fri 17 Apr 2015 05:25:44 GMT)

Incriminating yourself making and posting videos

Careful the war is in full force and it appears we are battling a hard cause

Rock Hard (Fri 17 Apr 2015 07:52:31 GMT)

guest - TFL report it to stop it.......

Wow that hit deep in me watching that... The war against Chilean is raging strong we can't overcome it chikans will always exist but we need to decide when to call it time... We're not even safe at concerts.. Unwanted sexual contact can be reported and is a felony in any situation be it a packed train, concert, nightclub anywhere.. It is a crime!
Look I enjoy this game just as much a

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Rock Hard (Fri 08 May 2015 09:03:03 GMT)

Pretty little blonde teen (WARNING: she may be 18-21 years old)

Im still around, alive and kicking I don't post often anymore, but wanted to share this one with you.

so im on the Northern line this morning.. wont go into specifics but it was busy.. again a rare event for a Friday but not a bad thing for guys like us..

Anyway I got to the platform and it was relatively busy.. I saw my target straight away she was right by the entrance where p

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Rock Hard (Fri 08 May 2015 09:14:29 GMT)

Concet coming up... J Cole + Guests..partner needed

anyone want to join me... tickets are £70 on here but I can get them cheaper.. maybe about £40

its a good event, will be a mixed crowed not too many girls which is too obvious and not a cock fest... there will probably be some moshing when J Cole plays his big tunes... can you imagine he plays ' she knows' the place will erupt.. anyway look if your game let me know.. girls will be grinding to this shit....


Rock Hard (Sat 09 May 2015 17:02:25 GMT)

Guest - her facial expression

Guest - it was hard to read I think it was more 'I know what you done, I'm not happy with it but I also realise there I nithing I can do' kind of look. Basically expressionless.
I've done this many time and I know a disgusted look. I have also had women stare me down as if to say I'm not ashamed of what you done, I will not be made to feel little by you. I have a occasi

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Rock Hard (Sun 17 May 2015 10:18:12 GMT)

Looking for a partner

I'm looking for a partner who would like to accompany me and my female accomplice to a concert... I often fantasise of chikan and a girl I am recently dating has agreed to come to a concert with me.. I would like someone her to get her good and hard even cum on her..
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Rock Hard (Tue 19 May 2015 05:01:52 GMT)

Pakistani man

Good my friend I am glad to hear you are interested in being involved in this..
I am booking tickets this week to see Nas it should be a mad event I can't wait. Hopefully your still up for this I would like to see you mash her good and hard.


Rock Hard (Tue 19 May 2015 17:46:03 GMT)


Mate I don't mind which of you does it to her. I don't really care is just like someone too, but at the same time can either be one or the other.. I'm going to buy the tickets this week once I have purchased them I will put a photo up to confirm this. Then I will leave my email address on here and speak to either of you and see which materialises if any I have tried to do this before with no success..
See the thing with this girl is she is just a random girl who I meet on a night out and would love to see her get mashed about by a chikan brother... Haha

Rock Hard (Wed 20 May 2015 08:52:11 GMT)

pakistani man / guest

Guys lets not fight over this opportunity... you need to consider all possibilities..
1- she doesn't know im setting her up, she isn't into chikan so you may risj not actually getting anything if she is jumpy.

2- I need to guarantee she is definitely coming

3- if it doesn't work out, say she doesn't want o stand near you, I have to play along and take her side and be wit her so you will need to go away and find another target.

there are many factors you neeed to consider, remember its easy to picture these things going perfecty but this is the real world there are many factors that can change it.

Rock Hard (Tue 26 May 2015 09:50:50 GMT)

My concett target / Pakistani man / Allozo


Pakistani Man / Alozzo

Sorry I havent replied i am still here and very much in the game, however there is a slight problem.. the problem i have it that i was planning to go to Nas concert with this chick at the Roundhouse however the cheapest standing tickets i can find are £70 and i will also be paying for this chicks tickets... so can anyone see if they can find them cheaper i cant find them anywhere for less.. im not willing to pay £140 for this... lol.

sure youd agree..

Rock Hard (Tue 02 Jun 2015 13:08:28 GMT)

Baning girls on the tube

Pakistani Man - your right when girls bend over to pick up their bags this is the ultimate sensation...

I had this happen today funnily enough. I was at Kings X on the northern line and it was mad busy. There was this Chinese looking girl, ust have been philipino as she was a shade darker than the ultra pale Chinese. and more rounded... not fat just not skin and bone like Chinese.

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Rock Hard (Wed 03 Jun 2015 09:50:53 GMT)

red dragon

ha yeah I know its stupid but I got caught off guard.. usually im protective of my targets but sometimes you need to go with how the situation develops.. its not always easy to read a situation as its happening. I was more concerned about my target that I didn't think someone would be trying to take over. anyway lesson learnt there.. but in a way if was a good thing. sometimes its better to back off your target.. give them breathing space.. sometimes when you are relentless and don't back off it can causes issues. over the years im learning to be less reckless I used to be so aggressive and blatent. I used to be how we probably all imagine Pakistani man is from the way he writes. ive leanrt to kerb it, as the game has changed.

Rock Hard (Wed 03 Jun 2015 10:23:22 GMT)

Pakistani man - Suitcase blonde / Yoga pants

mate I fucking love reading your stories they really crack me up. I can relate to everything you say haha your a legend mate. would love to team up with you sometimes and mash some totty together. we would probably kill her with our dicks...


Rock Hard (Tue 09 Jun 2015 10:59:46 GMT)

Central line delays

Central line was fucked up this morning. Knew too take advantage.. Got to the platform at Bank and found me this target. The trains were every 7 minutes I was running really late so had to take the best thing available whilst not missing too many trains.

Anyway this girl was blonde and young, had a sexy tight skirt on it looks loose in the pic but it's the way she's standing. Her

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Rock Hard (Tue 09 Jun 2015 22:03:16 GMT)


Summer has only started its basically from June until September even October is still relatively warm over here!!!!! Living it large right now!!! Haha!
Yeah I know need to get recording just need to man up about it all. It's out of my comfort zone but I will. A 50cent concert is coming up at the 02 Arran is a one off and exclusive event meaning his only doing one location.. Tickets are cheap but I'm going for sure soon as I get paid.. It's going to be off the hook!

Rock Hard (Mon 15 Jun 2015 18:01:12 GMT)


Today I groped, mashed, owned a sexy white girl on the tube. The typical mid twenties type.. Fake eyelashes, short skirt, face caked in makeup, extravagant hair and freshly painted nails.. Actually I find these girls sexy. They remind me of Barbie dolls even though they are not usually blonde as this one wasn't. Anyway I got her good for 3 stops solid. I had a full blown hard on. And I mashed

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Rock Hard (Thu 06 Aug 2015 15:31:37 GMT)

Tube strikes today

Could get a better pic was abit hard but I smashed this woman. Dark curly hair about 28-35 max. Pretty English white woman it was her skirt though that made me target her. We were all at Liverpool St waiting for the 205 back to Paddington.
The buses were mad busy obviously due to the said strike action.
I stood in the queue looking at that firm round arse, large but not fat. Just curvy.

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Rock Hard (Thu 06 Aug 2015 20:31:43 GMT)

Another pic

Sun was too bright was awkwars to get a good pic without getting too close and being seen

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