Ayashi-BBS Hall of Fame

This archives page enshrines the writings of our beloved GroinRubber

GroinRubber (Thu 27 Oct 2011 12:14:04 GMT)

Skate Concert (WARNING: she may be 15 years old)

I've got an upcoming concert this Saturday, a fairly popular band who are kind of like a cross between Oasis and The Jam. The gig was initially scheduled for a smaller venue, but due to demand has been moved to a larger venue. This could be good and bad. It's obviously good news to hear that tickets is selling well enough to be moved to a bigger venue...BUT...they may only half to three

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GroinRubber (Mon 31 Oct 2011 15:58:26 GMT)

Missed Concert

I Didn't manage to get to the concert on Saturday. Something came up, and it wasn't my hard cock!! Damn!! I was so pissed off. Sorry fellow chikans, I was hoping to post a great story. I'll tell you what....If I can get more than 3 requests...I'll post up another concert story from my many, many gigs of the past. In fact...name the music genre...and I bet I've still got a great 100% genuine story...He He!! Fair Enough?

Take care gang!

GroinRubber (Tue 01 Nov 2011 14:38:26 GMT)

Tribute (WARNING: she may be 35 years old)

Hey Slick. I wasn't trying to be popular, just a bit of laugh, that's all. I just wanted to see if there were three Amigos (well... three Chikans) gagging for a fresh story...He He!! This ones for you Slick. ENJOY!I'll call this one 'Tribute'

Fairly recently, I went to see one of these 'Tribute' bands. This band were supposed to be the best tribute of th

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GroinRubber (Fri 04 Nov 2011 15:02:24 GMT)

Verbally Consenting Females (WARNING: she may be 32 years old)

Hey, have any of you guys ever had a potential victim that has actually verbally consented to your advances?
Once I was at this gig, a very popular rock band with a 300 capacity. this chick was in front of me (and not by coincidence) she had a tight green short cotton dress on with black stockings and kitten heel shoes. as I was doing the preliminary cock bumps and touches, which slowly turne

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GroinRubber (Tue 08 Nov 2011 16:21:06 GMT)

BETWEEN A ROCK AND A ROCK HARD COCK! (WARNING: she may be 17 years old)

Hi my Friends.

I have a great gig in about a weeks time with bags of potential. it is a very popular band from the late 70's / early 80's, and I think I know what kind of crowd to expect. It's a mid-week gig, which I'm never over-keen on. I much prefer weekends, especially Saturday's but hey, beggars cant be choosers as they say. I'll report on that one in due

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GroinRubber (Wed 09 Nov 2011 10:28:45 GMT)

Fat Girl.

Actually, I've just had a look at some images of Adele...yeah...she's a big fucker alright. I didn't realise she was that fat! In all honesty, my target was quite a bit slimmer than that. she was more like a medium sized black chick, only she was white. If she'd had been as big as Adele, I think I would have had to fuck my friend off, and go find another target. I shot a great bolt though man. More soon!

GroinRubber (Wed 09 Nov 2011 16:27:00 GMT)


In 1992, I went to see Simply Red on their hugely successful 'Stars' Tour. This was an outdoor venue at a large sports stadium, and it was very different to any other frotting experience I've ever had. I'll never forget it...one of my best ever, and I still remember it as though it was last week. Please read on and enjoy fellow frotters. I have this one filed as...


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GroinRubber. (Thu 10 Nov 2011 12:22:56 GMT)


Hey Leo 187.

I'm dying to hear a couple of your concert stories, when will you be posting one up, I've not seen many decent 'concert' stories in recent posts, and I think we need it to get our juices flowing again.

GroinRubber (Fri 11 Nov 2011 11:13:55 GMT)

Real Life Concert Stories

Hi fellow Chikans.

Can't wait for my concert next week. I've been checking out the recent dates of the artist I'm going to see on You-Tube, that people have filmed on their mobile phones etc, and attendance looks very promising. (Again, I quitw like the music too.
It feels like ages since I've brushed against a gorgeous ass...I've almost forgotten what it feels

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GroinRubber (Fri 11 Nov 2011 13:30:04 GMT)

RE: Eleven

I'm very much Looking forward to your 'Camp' stories Eleven. Take care on future ventures though. It's so easy to get over confident and complacent when things are going your way, so stay safe my friend. Maybe meanwhile, you can post a story about a past concert experience?
I'll be hoping to post up a brand new one next week, after my gig.

GroinRubber (Mon 14 Nov 2011 09:08:08 GMT)

Concert Night.

Hello fellow Chikans.

I hope you all had a good weekend. Well, it's concert night for me tonight, and I can't wait. I've deliberately not come for a few days, so I hope to burst as soon as my unpanted cock touches some fine ass at the gig. I'm so ready for this one, feels like ages since I've felt a warm bubble bouncing my prick about...Ohoooooooooooooooohoo!!

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GroinRubber (Mon 14 Nov 2011 10:10:49 GMT)

RE: theluckiestguy

Outstanding story man. If I get any luck like that, I will know for sure that there is a God. Brilliant...Keep em coming!

GroinRubber (Mon 14 Nov 2011 15:11:58 GMT)

RE: Leo187

Hey Leo187.

Wicked story. Shame you couldn't shoot over the white leggings chick...I was just starting to get hard...Damn!!. I know what you mean about chicks wearing jeans, but I have to say, I've shot some wicked loads over denim clad back doors...and jeans are something I've only recently got into (normally I'd go for floaty clothed women or spandex/cotton-wear etc) c

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GroinRubber (Thu 17 Nov 2011 10:24:33 GMT)

SECOND COMING (Part One) (WARNING: she may be 17 years old)

Well, the night of the concert had finally come. I was really knackered. I'd had a busy day at work, I'd had to drive to work, then home, then back out to the gig...which is the main reason I prefer weekend gigs as oppose to weekdays. Anyway, it turned out to be a great night after all the waiting, and the self inflicted blue balls I had sustained for the last few days. I have decided to

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GroinRubber (Fri 18 Nov 2011 09:05:12 GMT)

SECOND COMING (Part Two) (WARNING: she may be 32 years old)


Florence and Co finished browsing, and made there way into the venue's main area. I knew it wouldn't be too busy inside at this point, so I went for a quick piss, knowing I'd easily find Florence inside. When I got my prick out to piss, there were drizzles of pre-cum all over my helmet, that's how ready I was my chikan friends. I dabbed off the p

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GroinRubber (Mon 21 Nov 2011 09:07:25 GMT)

SECOND COMING (Part Three) (WARNING: she may be 22 years old)


I made my way through the ever thickening crowd to the front section of the venue near the stage. While I had been trying to chikan Brightman, I constantly had my eye on the girl from the merchandise desk 'Florence' (as we are now calling her) the three of them were still together, Florence, her friend, and the big mean looking bald bastard. 'Baldy&

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GroinRubber (Tue 22 Nov 2011 08:52:36 GMT)

SECOND COMING (Part Four) (WARNING: she may be 30 years old)


I went to the toilets and shut myself into an empty cubicle. I got my cock out...it looked like a slimy dead goldfish. Vanessa had made a right mess of my 'Little Man' so I cleaned him up, and dried off my bottoms and wet pants under the dryer, under the pretence of drying my hands when someone came in. As I went back out, the band had come off stage for

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GroinRubber (Tue 22 Nov 2011 20:06:17 GMT)

RE: Red Dragon

Of course I've taken my cock out before yes, but not on a regular basis. I don't know why, But I prefer the more 'Cloth on Cloth' approach. It seems like a naturaul accident, and that really does it for me.

I'll post a 'Cock Out' story next time...just for you...Hur Hur Hur!!!
I'd be intersted to har your stories too, especially any recent ones

GroinRubber (Wed 23 Nov 2011 11:19:10 GMT)


I sometimes imagine I could turn invisible, so I could chikan whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted, virtually without detection. I'd be chikaning every great ass I could find, and sperming on them on a regular basis.
Hang on a moment....I have the power of invisibility, and all I can think of attaining with the power is a successful, undetected frotting experience!!!
I think I need therapy.

GroinRubber (Wed 23 Nov 2011 11:52:38 GMT)

SECOND COMING (Final Part) (WARNING: she may be 22 years old)


The mosh-pit was fierce, but I was going to get back to Vanessa, no matter what. I reluctantly sank myself forward back into the mosh-pit, I got elbowed in the cheek,hit on my ear as I was thrown round like a fucking rag doll amid a surge of punks, goths, and rockers alike. But this Chicana was not giving up now...no fucking chance. I started to dance about

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GroinRubber (Wed 23 Nov 2011 14:15:53 GMT)

RE: Rock Hard

Hey Rock Hard...awesome story mate. I especially like the bit at the start where her feet were resting under your balls...Ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I needed a wank...Ha ha!! I think I'd have had to try and sperm on her fucking feet. It makes it twice as good when they know what you're up to as well, but still allow you to continue mauling them.

Outstanding story mate...got any more corkers like that?

GroinRubber (Thu 24 Nov 2011 12:27:43 GMT)

RE. Shogie Comments.

Thanks for the kind comments Shogie, I appreciate it a lot.

You're right, I'll paragraph my stories better in the future. As for 'After gig thoughts' You're right...a man will always find away to cum., but I was just trying to express that horrible 'downer' you get 'after the storm'
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GroinRubber (Thu 24 Nov 2011 13:18:51 GMT)

RE; Ninja

Hey Ninja.

Any 'Good' Chikan will tell you..."Don't try and hump when there are no crowds" More often than not, it will end in disaster, or worse, trouble with the police...and you don't want that do you my friend.

I know what you mean though sometimes it's tempting, especially if it's a great ass.
I suggest you try a good rock concert, if you haven't already.
Believe me, you'll never look back.


GroinRubber (Fri 25 Nov 2011 09:07:55 GMT)

RE: Rock hard

Hi Shogie.
Another nice story mate. a little different. I have a great 'Hand story' (At a gig) which like yours, was not my usual technique. I may post it up one day.

Thanks for your understanding of my feelings. It's not so much that I feel guilty for my victims/targets, as more often than not they are virtually consenting anyway, so they are getting enjoyment too, which

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GroinRubber (Fri 25 Nov 2011 11:13:47 GMT)

Re: Rock Hard & Shogie comments.

Hey Rock Hard Nicely put. I like your analysis of quitting 'Someday'. Chikan is such a strange addiction. It's like...you see an ass in a crowd., and the rest of your world good or troubled just falls away...at least until you've spermed again. It's as if brushing and rubbing against an ass is better than any other sexual activity...and that can't be right.......Can I

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GroinRubber (Fri 25 Nov 2011 14:45:30 GMT)

Re: Leo187

Leo187, Thanks for the response. Yes it's all got a bit heavy hasn't it...let's move on.

I really urge you to try a gig, and don't focus too much on the capacity. I went to see an artist a while back with a 200 (yes two hundred) capacity, and I blew a magnificent nut all over a teens ass in a thin cotton. he just kept turning back and smiling...her hormones were all over

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GroinRubber (Mon 28 Nov 2011 09:59:47 GMT)

Vanessa Feltz

Hi Frotters.

When I say 'Vanessa Feltz' please make no mistake, I am 'loosely' describing my target.
Notice I also said 'The Slim version'. Vanessa Feltz lost a lot of weight at one time, and looked like a different woman. My target merely REMINDED me a little of Vanessa Feltz. (Long blond hair...not mega skinny etc)...

However, I know what you guys are saying...she is an obnoxious cow...but Remember...my target only RESEMBLED her....she wasn't REALLY her, you know..lol.

I Vote for Rock Hard's 'Mates Girlfriend' story too...excellent detail and technique. Got my cum juices flowing well.

GroinRubber (Tue 29 Nov 2011 09:02:02 GMT)

Re: Shogie and Dirty Uncle stories.

HOT HOT HOT !!! Great story from Shogie......Niiiiicccceee!! You lucky bastard...she was practically naked!!

OUTSTANDING story from Dirty Uncle too. That was fucking red hot man!! More Pleeeaasse!!!!

Keep em coming you filthy fuckers!

I'll be posting another story VERY SOON...watch this space.

Keep safe fondling frotters!

GroinRubber (Tue 29 Nov 2011 12:55:01 GMT)

BACK TO CRACK TO BACK (Part One) (WARNING: she may be 24 years old)

Sometime back, I used to be fairly good friends with a bouncer/security guard whom was on the door at various venues I regularly attended. (we have since lost touch, he moved town). I used to supply him with a few 'Free' items from a place where I used to work, and in return he would get me on the 'guest list' at various concerts. It was a great thing we had going, while it la

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GroinRubber (Tue 29 Nov 2011 13:49:13 GMT)

Re: Shogie Rave Story

I liked the story too Shogie. Nicely told! I'd love to come to a rave with you Huuurraaagghaaaaa!! I'd be spurting within the hour.

GroinRubber (Wed 30 Nov 2011 08:37:54 GMT)

Re: Shogie

You're right about naked butt cheeks, being far better than leggings. Ahhhaaaaa!!
I have a story about a virtually naked ass, when I was at a radio show beach concert once. Maybe I'll whack it up on the board at a later date.

I never went to a rave as such, but I did go to some rave orientated nights back in the day when raves were massive in the UK. Fuck man....it was a perverts heaven. Arrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


GroinRubber (Wed 30 Nov 2011 10:53:40 GMT)

BACK TO CRACK TO BACK (Part Two) (WARNING: she may be 20 years old)


Ahhaaahhh there she stood, leaning up against the barricade. She was about 5'7 with blond streaked hair in ringlets down to her upper back. she had thin white hipster jeans on, and a tight, white cotton bra top which came just below her breasts revealing a shapely sun kissed hourglass back and hips.
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GroinRubber. (Thu 01 Dec 2011 11:22:46 GMT)

Re: Images / crazyezekiel

What's with all the images of random women?? I know they're hot...but come on guys...for Fuck sake!!!!!!!!

If I wanted to see images of 'Random' women showing their ass, I'll just look on Google Images. or watch a porn movie, or buy a jazz mag!!

crazyezekiel, This is not a personal dig at you. They are great pictures, and as they say...each to their own. So I

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GroinRubber (Fri 02 Dec 2011 09:09:50 GMT)

Re: Thanks / Dirty Uncle Story.

Dear All.

Thanks for your comments.

I'm glad some of you agree with what I'm saying, and as I keep saying, each to their own. There was a photo (Back in the archives) of a girl with a gob of cum on her, which the chikan posting the story took. Now THAT was a fucking great photo....and as crazyezekiel puts it, that got my fucking mojo rolling. Ha Ha!!

Come on now chikan brother's lets see some genuine photos...and stories...like the swimming one Dirty uncle just posted....That was fucking HOT man!!! I really got great visuals with that one. It made my cock quiver in my jeans. Ahhaaaaa!!
I liked the bit were you sniffed her shoes. Yeah,..maybe for another board...but very funny all the same!!


GroinRubber (Wed 07 Dec 2011 10:09:16 GMT)

RE: sameoldgroper story

That's a great story sameoldgroper. Nice to see a decent story instead of fucking random photos of women 'that were never conquered' (WTF is happening with this board)???

My cock was writhing around while reading it. When I've seen half decent looking 'homeless people' in cities, I've often been tempted by such a fantasy as your story explained.

I used to be tempted to offer them money to toss me off, or let me rub my tube-steak all over their ass. Something always stopped me for some reason....maybe guilt...or the guilt I knew would be there after I came.
I think if they approached me with such an offer though, things would be very different.

I have another gig coming very soon...can't wait.


GroinRubber (Wed 07 Dec 2011 16:49:27 GMT)

Re: sameoldgroper / Leo187

Re: sameoldgroper:

Yeah I know what you're saying. Us chikans give a lot up, time, money, risk... just for a few seconds of sperming pleasure....it's a real drag!

But like you say (Re: Caribbean lady and Mexican lady) if they're letting you chikan them, both parties are happy...where's the harm in that?
That's why I always try and get a consenting target..

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GroinRubber (Thu 08 Dec 2011 14:51:39 GMT)

MY FRIEND THE ENEMY. (WARNING: she may be 26 years old)

The following story is about a recent encounter at a wine and beer show. Remember the 'friend' who nearly thwarted my activities in the recent story (Re: 'BETWEEN A ROCK AND A ROCK HARD COCK)?
Well,he was back, and he would be a bit of an 'Achilles Heel' on this particular evening. For that reason, and that reason alone, I call this 'intoxicating' story...

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GroinRubber (Fri 09 Dec 2011 08:41:53 GMT)


PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE no more random asses or Latinos. You guys that post random photos up are on the WRONG board. Yes, OK, we ALL like ass, but not in the same way you do!

I repeat: this is a FROTTING/CHIKAN board NOT fucking PHOTOBUCKET!!!

Come on photo posters, it's now time to walk the walk and cut to the fucking chase!!
Have you ever chikaned at all before?? I really do res

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GroinRubber (Fri 09 Dec 2011 12:16:40 GMT)

RE: smooovieee

Hey smooovieee:

I'm not talking about anyone in particular old pal, as I say, respect to you all.
I (and a few others) appear to be just fed up of all the images of random bitches,...as hot as they are, you know? lol

A true chikan is on the job all the time, all seasons, whatever the situation.
It's our disease...if we dare admit it!
It would just be nice to hear some up to date stories, or photos of chicks that you rubbed up on.

Something that gets the old Jedi light saber buzzing, you know.

(Do you think Ayashi would let me put my holiday snaps up)? LOL

Take care,frot safe


GroinRubber (Mon 12 Dec 2011 08:42:13 GMT)

Shogies Video

I thought Shogie's video was cool! OK, so it wasn't tip-top quality...BUT...what it did do was show the true essence of what 'real' chikan is all about! I bet the guy was as turned on as fuck...knowing he cold watch, and re-live his work again later, in more detail...Ahhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Nice one Shogie!


GroinRubber (Mon 12 Dec 2011 11:24:46 GMT)


Hey RED DRAGON. Please Re-Post your Cum stories, that would be great.
They sound fucking hot man! Look forward to em.


GroinRubber (Mon 12 Dec 2011 11:45:27 GMT)

Elegant Chikaning Video

This is one of my favourite chikan videos. It may not be enough to float your guys boats, as you may find it 'too mild'.

The chikan is so subtle and elegant, and this is the method I begin with at concerts, before I get a little more intense. He obviously has his cock out under his thin combats.

The chick is obviously game. I love the way she shifts her weight at 0:22 secon

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GroinRubber (Tue 13 Dec 2011 10:47:44 GMT)

JIZZ-A-BRAC (WARNING: she may be 35 years old)

Hi all. I thought I'd share with you a memorable chikaning experience which took place in a shop. This was 3 years ago, and these days, I generally don't practise chikan in mall/shopping centres. I feel the risk is far too high, and a lot of work is required for a relatively poor contact, whereas at a gig, you hardly do any work and mostly sperm yourself. I guess in a way this qualifies

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GroinRubber (Tue 13 Dec 2011 11:55:07 GMT)

RE: Jay Video

Hey Jay.

That's a fucking hot video mate. All credit to you. Do you have any where you shoot your bolt on them?

GroinRubber. (Wed 14 Dec 2011 08:52:11 GMT)

Upcoming Gig

Hi fellow frotters.

Nice photo Guest!! A shame she won't let you near her ass. Try some quality pheromone spray....that may help bring your prey closer to acceptance of you.
It does work if you get the right one.

I have a gig coming up on Saturday. It is a band quite popular with the student/college fraternity, so I'm hoping there will be plenty of emo's and sexy yo

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GroinRubber (Wed 14 Dec 2011 13:11:44 GMT)

Re: Red Dragon

Hey Red Dragon.

Thanks for the comment. Yeah, I guess you're right with what you said..just continue doing what you do etc.

It's just that sometimes stories take a while to write, and I'd hate to think I was wasting my time putting stories up that you guys were bored with.

You're right about emo's too. They're hot, and they have got a 'I hate Life and society' attitude!
Strange that, as they don't seem to hate it when I've got my bell-end stretched across their asses....emo's always seem to love cock on ass!!

What were the emo's reactions when you flashed them?

I've left many a fucking stain on emo asses!! lol!!

Frott safely! (and Flash safely too) lol!!

GroinRubber (Thu 15 Dec 2011 09:04:18 GMT)

RE: Rock Hard / Red Dragon

Hey frotters.

Red Dragon: I'd be most interested to know about some of your flashing experiences eg: some responses from the victims, Your best flash, how you relive yourself etc etc. I've never been into flashing, purely because of the risk involved, and being recognised. How do you you get around these worrying factors?? PLEASE POST!! All the Best!


Rock hard: It doesn't mean I'm from the UK because I'm aware of Easterners, It's popular elsewhere you know! For that reason, you wouldn't be able to join me at the gig...but I work alone anyway, as tempting as offers from other chikans are lol!! Get yourself off to a concert my friend....All the best to you!


GroinRubber. (Fri 16 Dec 2011 11:10:25 GMT)

RE: Red Dragon / Upcoming Concert.


There's me thinking flashers went around Wimbledon common in long Columbo style macks...Ha Ha..Just joking!!

Fucking great story man. I like the way you kept pausing to look at her legs!! Ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! It sounds like it's a dangerous game you're playing though, but I can certainly see the appeal..HOT HOT!!

I'm like that when chikanin

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GroinRubber (Mon 19 Dec 2011 16:18:37 GMT)

LITTLE RED RIDING JEANS. (WARNING: she may be 16 years old)

I attended my final concert of 2011 on Saturday night. I'd been looking forward to this fucking gig. BIG TIME!!! it had bags of potential, but I was also aware that due to a last minute move to a larger venue, it could have been a complete disaster. I hope you all enjoy the story. I call this one...


My chikan gear had been out and hanging in the Bat Ca

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GroinRubber (Tue 20 Dec 2011 09:16:09 GMT)

Rock hard Story (Tammy)

That's a fantastic story Rock Hard. It is TOTALLY believable. I know how horny these teens are, especially after my recent 'Red Riding jeans' encounter. (and it's not the only teen story I have) My cock was twitching whilst reading it, and I really got good visuals with the story.

It's a tough one wether or not to take it any further. It sounds like there is a dang

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GroinRubber. (Tue 20 Dec 2011 10:42:27 GMT)

RE: Advice for Rock Hard.

Yo Rock Hard.

At the end of the day the choice is yours! I think you will already know this without me telling you...but it's always "One last Time" with a chikan.

It NEVER is one last time. You will keep going back for more, that is the way this disease holds us as human beings.

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GroinRubber (Tue 20 Dec 2011 16:23:52 GMT)

Red Dragon / Rock Hard

Another great story Red Dragon...Fabulous!!!

Do you have any 'Cum' stories where your target/s are sober, Or is that just too fucking risky??? Do you practice humping at all? Be great to hear any stories if you do/did!

RE: Rock Hard.

I think you've made some good choices there. Don't let Tammy ruin what you do best. Remember, we frott to enjoy ourselves, and give ourselves a thrill, not to put ourselves in jeopardy!!

Fill your frotting trousers with hot piston juice without Tammy knowing she's made you cum. You'll get the best of both worlds then.

M E R R R Y C H R I S T M A S One and all!!

GroinRubber (Thu 22 Dec 2011 13:15:53 GMT)

SPUNK BUBBLES. (WARNING: she may be 35 years old)

Thanks to you all for your kind comments on the stories I have posted recently. As a 'Christmas Gift' to you all, I've decided to post my last story of 2011. It's an old story, and in all honesty, it's not a chikan story as such, but I think you pervs will still enjoy it all the same...Hur Hur!!
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GroinRubber. (Thu 22 Dec 2011 15:08:44 GMT)

Re: Probe Story.

Good story Probe, and totally believable. I know how gormless the Asians, especially the Chinese can be. Although more often than not, when I've tried to chikan a Chin/Asiana girl, wether at a gig or otherwise, I've always found them quite alert, and suspicious. Maybe I've just not found the right one yet. You took a big risk though there brother....Be Careful!!

GroinRubber (Thu 22 Dec 2011 15:14:56 GMT)

RE: crazyezekiel

Come on man, get some live chikaning on the go. It's no good wanking off in front of a computer, and keeping it 'on-line' as you say. You're as bad as us, and deep down, you fucking know it man.

Enjoy your wanks though, and all the best to you.

GroinRubber (Mon 02 Jan 2012 23:19:39 GMT)

Happy New Year!

Hello fellow frotters, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to one and all, from GroinRubber.
Thanks to all whom posted kind comments on the stories I put up.

Well, the Christmas and New Year hiatus is finally over, and it's back to reality. I didn't get much action over the Festive period, but I do generally take a break this time of year. I've been out and about a little bit, and despit

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GroinRubber (Thu 12 Jan 2012 15:09:13 GMT)

Note for Ayashi.

Hi Master Ayashi.

It's been a week or so since I've been here, My PC had a fatal error, so that's why this suggestion is a little late.

Firstly, Thank You all for the Rookie award...I hope I can keep up the good work!

Ayashi, in your awards post you quoted:

"The Man of the Month, December 2011 is awarded to Eleven. Although New Guy Jay give

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GroinRubber (Sat 14 Jan 2012 23:27:00 GMT)

Leo187 / Stories.

Hey Leo187.

Great to see you back after the Christmas/New Year Hiatus. What a fucking great story to come back with. "Ahhhaaaaa" The girls ass was knob on man...GREAT PHOTO YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!! There is a lot of risk with mall/shop chikan, and sometimes, very little result, so I credit you in your outstanding efforts to nut on this sluts ass....Nice One!!
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GroinRubber (Mon 16 Jan 2012 13:31:38 GMT)



I have a gig TONIGHT!! Kinda unexpected in some respects. I had my eye on this gig at Christmas time, but then found i couldn't go due to having new furniture delivered, and the 16th was the only day available!! SHIT!!

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GroinRubber (Mon 16 Jan 2012 15:33:58 GMT)

Leo 187 / Long Stories

Hey Leo.
Your stories are well cool mate. They're not too long. The long stories are the best, and the most memorable. detail helps the reader build the picture, or at least that's what I think. I don't thin it will be long before the Master Ayashi notices your efforts Leo.

I will post BOTH stories up eventually, but my unexpected gig of tonight (16th) will be slapped up o

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GroinRubber (Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:44:01 GMT)

PARANOID ANDROID (WARNING: she may be 17 years old)

Hey Fellow Chikans. Well I went to my gig, and let me tell you, it was a strange experience. I don't know why. Maybe just pure paranoia, maybe wrong setting etc etc.....maybe a combination of a few things. it was such an odd catalogue of affairs, that I have contemplated quitting. Don't get me wrong, I reached my goal, But I was not myself for some odd fucking reason.
I don't kn

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GroinRubber (Sun 29 Jan 2012 11:40:22 GMT)

EBAY THRILLER (WARNING: she may be 43 years old)

I didn't think this would turn out as a story as such, but as I typed away, I could see it was going to be just that! So fellow perverts, I think I'll title this one...


OK Chikans, It was a few days after my somewhat 'troubled gig'. I had been in chikan hibernation. This particular day though, I had someone coming to my home at 6:30 to collect

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GroinRubber (Sun 29 Jan 2012 20:43:22 GMT)

A Couple Of Things.

I forgot to mention a couple of things.

Firstly, Leo 187. The second part of your harry potter story was excellent man. Very well written indeed. It can be very exiting when you get another chikan nearby, or trying to challenge you for a victim. It can either be a real turn on, or they can be a fucking nuisance. Anyway Leo...great story!

I'd also like to nominate Leo 187 for Ch

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GroinRubber (Tue 31 Jan 2012 11:00:58 GMT)

Prologue To Upcoming Gig.

Hi Chikans and fellow Pervs and Frotters. As you know, I have decided to push my recent concert demons aside, and attend my upcoming gig on Saturday 4th. Now, as said, I went to see this band at the exact same venue and time last year, and I wanted to post a BRIEF account of that gig to put you all in the zone on intent for the upcoming gig.

It's important to me that you note that thi

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GroinRubber (Wed 01 Feb 2012 19:27:08 GMT)

Swaying Ass.

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaa!!! I love it when they sway like this. I'm hoping I can get some movement from my like this at my gig on Saturday! This is my kind of Chikaning!!


Talking of Saturday's gig. Whilst I'm hoping that the female/

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GroinRubber (Thu 02 Feb 2012 19:11:49 GMT)

Video/ Master Ayashi.

Another nice chikaning video. This chick 'Must' know he's there. She gives his prick a nice little massage at 8:32 for a few seconds.

Here's the link:


Another nice chikaning video. This chick 'Must' know he's there. She gives his prick a nice little mass

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GroinRubber (Fri 03 Feb 2012 19:17:54 GMT)



Hey fellow frotters, flashers, humpers and chikans.

Last night after watching a horror film, I went up to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I started to think about my upcoming concert and the chances of that woman turning up. I started to rub my cock with my flat hand, pretending it was her ass on Saturday. Ahhhhhaaaa it felt good. I'd not come for near on a week, so

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GroinRubber (Sat 04 Feb 2012 12:55:40 GMT)

RE: MrTeenGroper/guesto.

Hey Fellows.

RE: MrTeenGroper/guesto.

RE: MrTeenGroper - Great story about the mini concert. very well written too. This board seems to be continually picking up, with some great postings already in 2012. Do you ever come, or are you purely a gropist??

RE: guesto - I Think I speak for us all when I say we would like to hear a full detailed account about the girl in that thin w

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GroinRubber (Tue 07 Feb 2012 19:25:50 GMT)

Gig / New Article

Well chikans. I attended my gig on Saturday, and it was another somewhat strange affair (Mostly on my part this time). It was a success, but I seem to be coming increasingly aware of what I'm doing, and why I should give it all up. It's not just the usual case of C.A.T.S. (Calm After The Storm/Comedown After The Success) It's something else, something deep, you know.

I will post the latest story up soon. I am also tempted to post up an article of my recent feelings for chikan. Would you guys mind that, or would it bring you all down? - Let me know, as I want it to be contributory and meaningful to the board. I'm not the boards house therapist after all.

Bye for now.


GroinRubber (Fri 10 Feb 2012 18:44:01 GMT)

Risker Story

Brilliant story Risker!! OUTSTANDING my man!! Welcome! I'm on a bit of a low at the moment due to some personal shit, so I don't much feel like typing the recent gig story just yet.

GroinRubber (Thu 16 Feb 2012 14:27:26 GMT)

RE: Crowd Spotter

That's happened to me many times over the years, and it can be terribly embarrassing, but like yourself, I just used to say I was pissed and on the hunt for some pussy, and that usually worked. It can shock you a bit though when someone says they saw you, and you know you were up to chikaning activity. I'm afraid that's part of the risks involved, and one of the many reasons why I have Been considering retirement recently. No definitive decisions made as yet though.

Keep your eyes open for a story soon though!!


GroinRubber (Thu 16 Feb 2012 15:07:00 GMT)

FLC (FUN LOVIN' CHIKAN) - Part 1 (WARNING: she may be 26 years old)

Well hello fellow pervs, and top of the day to you all. I've decided to hold fire on my recent concert story for now, and maybe post it a little later on. The reason??.....well, the quality of the stories here has been pretty good of late, and I thought it may be time to 'up the anti' so to speak. For that reason, I needed a story with that 'something special' as oppose to

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GroinRubber (Mon 20 Feb 2012 15:22:59 GMT)

RE: sam: What kind of concerts.

RE: What kind of concert

Hey sam.

For Milfs and the older target:

Go for 70's and 80's artists. there are plenty to choose from. My past victories include Pet Shop Boys, Kraftwerk, Gary Moore, and many more. You'll find a good success rate here, especially if you play it cool and slow.

For All round ages:

Indie music is good for all round ages, as

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GroinRubber (Mon 20 Feb 2012 19:07:59 GMT)

RE: Crowdspotter - Cock Tease.

RE: Crowdspotter - Cock Tease.

Fuck man, that's happened to me loads. It's a phenomenon I have failed to understand. I was at this gig once. and I was allover this chick in thin cotton shorts, pounding into her with a rock hard cock for about 25 minutes. I was about to blow my mushroom top when she turned around and said annoyingly "You're getting a bit too close for

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GroinRubber (Tue 21 Feb 2012 00:06:38 GMT)

FLC (FUN LOVIN' CHIKAN) - Part 2 (WARNING: she may be 22 years old)


The concert for some reason felt safe, so I decided to abandon my preliminary cock bumps.I planted my prick on her left cheek. The silk, and hey swaying movement felt great against my almost solid cock. I shifted my weight from foot to foot, and this allowed my cock to slide across her ass and bounce in and out of her crack...Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!...gently

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GroinRubber (Wed 22 Feb 2012 18:48:40 GMT)

Re: sameoldgroper

Re: sameoldgroper

I completely agree with 'sameoldgroper'. Stick to appropriate age concerts and parades. I mean, more often than not, you will get young chicks at an older persons concert anyway, as I explained in a previous recent post when I was giving some chikan some advice on what type of gigs to attend. Also as sameoldgroper says "you stand out like a perv at younger c

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GroiRubber (Thu 23 Feb 2012 13:29:44 GMT)

Re: sameoldgroper.

You're right again. So many times older birds have been with their partners or husbands, and say nothing. It's s great feeling when you know you can do almost anything to them whilst their husbands/boyfriends are present. It turns me on so much, knowing that they're turned on too....Ahhhhaaaaaahhhhh!!!

I've blasted so many memorable loads over this kind of consenting target, and if I'm truly honest, they're mostly the times I remember most.

Having said that, the rest of my FLC story is one of my most memorable episodes, and I've also got another great 1 part short story coming up which happened in a record store gig in London, so watch this space....and as sameldgroper says "Real chikans stand up!!


GroinRubber (Fri 24 Feb 2012 15:18:03 GMT)

Random images.

Hey chikans.

Let's not start posting pictures of random celebrities and film stars again!! Ayashi made that clear at Christmas. He made a special page for those that want to post random photos up, unless it has some relevance to stories.

Lets see some real chikan essence in your postings dudes.


GroinRubber (Sun 26 Feb 2012 23:38:35 GMT)

FLC (FUN LOVIN' CHIKAN) - Final Part (WARNING: she may be 22 years old)


I looked around to make sure there were no unwelcome eyes. My cock was so fucking hard I swear I thought my bell end was going to split. I tried to relax a little, just to let my raging hard on subside somewhat, but it was too late. The fucking beast was in me, and Kylie had already done more than enough to ensure a load was imminent.

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GroinRubber (Wed 29 Feb 2012 08:32:43 GMT)

RE: crazyezekiel and Shogie

I agree with crazyezekiel and Shogie. There's a massive difference between overly forced contact and chikan....it does reek of desperation, and it's not the true essence of frotting and chikan.

Also shogie'smooovie. Yeah....I wished he'd/you would stop writing like that wigga text shit too. it's hard to read and just fucking annoying.It ruins a good read to a degree smooovie!!
Even if you are black, surely you're better educated than that!! Generally..I love you're stories though man.

Let's not get debating too much though guys. Let's get down to posting stories and shit. That's what the boards about.....Live and let live eh...?

GroinRubber (Wed 29 Feb 2012 11:16:38 GMT)

SAMURAI SPUNKER: (WARNING: she may be 19 years old)


Back in 2003 I attended a semi classical concert in London. This concert was actually chikan free, and was meant to be that way too. "Why" I hear you all screaming! Well, the day after the concert was intended for some quality high street chikan. I got a great treat that day as you'll see as you read on. Another one of those classic 'right place, right time scenar

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GroinRubber. (Wed 29 Feb 2012 20:00:09 GMT)

Re: Smoovie / sameoldgroper

I think smoovie suffers from a case of Misogyny: (Ha Ha ha!!) (Explanation below)

The hatred of women or girls. According to feminist theory, misogyny can be manifested in numerous ways, including sexual discrimination, denigration of women, violence against women, and sexual objectification of women. Misogyny has been characterised as a prominent feature of the mythologies of the ancient w

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GroinRubber. (Thu 01 Mar 2012 19:17:53 GMT)

RE: Crowd Spotter

Hey Crowd Spotter.

Congratulations on your upcoming concert, and yes, it is a bit of a 'How long is a piece of string question' but here's a few starters for you from a well seasoned veteran:

Get there about an hour early, just to help beat the rush. this should assure you of a spot up front. The 2nd row is mostly the best way to start, and if you have no 'consens

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GroinRubber. (Sun 04 Mar 2012 18:27:32 GMT)

Possible concert / Ayashi.

I've got the chance of a Sell Out gig next week. I'm just in the process of 'trying' to obtain a ticket from my contacts at the right price. I'll keep you posted.

I'm gasping for a nut!! Ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Ayashi - maybe you should have the say on the February award. I've not nominated as I don't feel there's been much worthy of nomination this month. (not many stories etc)

Take care all

GroinRubber. (Tue 06 Mar 2012 19:31:50 GMT)

Gig / Guest

I could have gotten tickets for the sell out gig...BUT... they were a little more than I wanted to pay for this kind of concert..even from my contacts. When I say this kind of concert, it would have been full of teens...(paradise I know), but I've become a little too paranoid at the moment for this kind of gig...too much choice, and that can spell trouble for a pervert!!

I have the chance of a better, safer gig at the weekend, so I'm onto my touts for a budget ticket...more later....keep you posted.

Guest...That was risky at the airport man. All those cameras and technology. That's happened to me many a time, where I've seen a gorgeous bird and couldn't get on her...drives me fucking crazy.

GroinRubber (Thu 08 Mar 2012 19:22:53 GMT)

Upcoming Concert.

Hello fellow frotters, chikans, flashers and pervs!

I'm very pleased to announce that I'll be attending the aforementioned gig this coming weekend. It's a small dingy ba that moves all the tables and chairs for gig nights that packs itself solid at around 600 people. The Band I'm going to see are quite bizarre in a 'Marilyn Manson/Slipknot' kind of way. I'

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GroinRubber. (Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:20:56 GMT)

seano's story. (not chikan but its like it)

That's a great, GREAT story seano......but I fear a story is all that it is! You can't be serious can you? I'm not calling you a liar...honestly...it's just a hard story to believe,....that it actually happened to you as a boy.

It will be interesting to see what the others on the board think. If it's true....I apologise dearly for doubting you, and you truly deserve the chikan award for the next three fucking months, and I'm sure Ayashi would agree with me on that. (more stories please seano)

On another note: It's my concert this weekend, and I'm very exited about it, and seano's story has my cock twitching even more. More soon guys and gals, have a great weekend!


GroinRubber (Sat 17 Mar 2012 13:57:32 GMT)

Arguing/Random Ass.

It seems like when everyone stops posting stories that everyone starts arguing and debating and posted up photos of random bitches!! FUCK ME....LIVE AND LET LIVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!!! Makes me wonder why I even bother postin here anymore!!

DSon't comment on peoples experiences when we are all here for the same thing...bluntly said...P E R V E R S I O N !!!!!!!!!!

GroinRubber (Sat 17 Mar 2012 23:13:08 GMT)


is it just me...or is the board becoming stagnant again??!!

GroinRubber (Sun 18 Mar 2012 19:06:04 GMT)

Over and Out

I'm Over and Out here man!!!

Have a great Summer you guys!!

Frott safe!!

GroinRubber. (OVER AND OUT)

GroinRubber (Fri 06 Apr 2012 12:25:02 GMT)

RE: Mall Chikaning.

Nice Story Jack. Looking forward to more, Can't wait. That's the stuff this board is all about....Good old fashioned chikan...Nice!!

I just wanted to re-cap on a subject a few posts back. Mall Chikaning:

I totally agree with 'guest':

Don't do it!! It's virtual suicide to the chikan. Very risky, very little result, and as 'guest' also sai

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GroinRubber (Sat 07 Apr 2012 13:44:48 GMT)

Chikan As An Art Form... (Maybe)

RE: High School Humper: GREAT STORY. I like your writing style very much, and I think most on the board would agree with me. It sounds like Angela was actually enjoying your cock on her, and her friend fucked it up by shouting at you and the other chikan, thus forcing Angela to say "You two need to back off a little. Jennifer is fucking HOT man Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhha!

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GroinRubber (Tue 10 Apr 2012 23:03:04 GMT)

Random Shite!

Dear Ayashi.

I think it's safe to say that 'blackie' has a slight problem with the white race. I don't know wether the others on the board agree, but there should be a separate segment on the board for racist/semi-racist comments.

Also: The 'random' images are appearing again. (Re: JTCK). I know I may go on about this a little more than I should, but thi

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GroinRubber (Wed 11 Apr 2012 21:01:19 GMT)

CHIKANING IN THE STILLNESS. (WARNING: she may be 17 years old)

Well, here it finally is. my most recent encounter (sorry it's so late) which took place the second weekend of march. Overall it was a good gig, both musically and for the chikan, but as for the chikan...it wasn't the most ideal gig circumstantially as you will soon understand. I have titled this encounter...


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GroinRubber (Sat 21 Apr 2012 09:22:39 GMT)

RE: MrTeenGroper

Hey MrTeenGroper. Great story man. I could almost smell the atmosphere of the concert (including the girls swaety crotch) Ha Ha!!. very nicely written my friend!

What do you do to shot your nut though? do you just jerk off when you get back home. I would have had my cock out all over that girl, and blasted a load all over her.

I know you are more into 'groping' as such, but how do you eventually satisfy the ultimate hunger without blowing a load? If I was into groping, I'm sure I would have to jerk off whilst groping for full satisfaction.

Can you elaborate? Just intersted, that's all.

I've got an old archive story coming up soon.

GroinRubber (Sat 28 Apr 2012 22:35:30 GMT)

Great stories.

Wonderful story Buttwiper. It made me hard man...Ahhhhhhhaaaaah!! You are a true chikan. Best story I've seen up here in a while

Good story from Lewd Lewis too. Did you nutt though!!?

This board is coming to life again. Just great stories and pleasant postings. No random ass images, and no arguing, and no 'Wigga' talk FANTASTIC!!! Long may it continue.

I have the chance of attending a small, but potentially good gig at the weekend. I'm not sure though - I need to do a little more research on the venue. I have been to see this band at a different small venue, and I actually posted the story here. I called my target 'Aero' in the story as she had on an Aerosmith T-shirt, and I nutted all over her ample ass.

GroinRubber (Tue 01 May 2012 11:12:46 GMT)

RE: Groping

re: crazyezekiel

I really can't believe how many people on this board can take chikan and groping with such nonchalance.

You need to be careful man. I know it's mega exiting, but it's not worth getting caught for. Remember...a good jerk off usually sorts the problem out. This gives the groper/chikan a chance to re-asses things, and put situations into perspective.

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GrinRubber (Fri 04 May 2012 19:41:11 GMT)

Gig Time!!

Well chikan's - I've got my gig tomorrow night.

This will be the third time in as many years I have been to seen this band, and at the same venue every time.

It seems they do a kind of yearly stint, at around the same time of year.

The first time I spurted against this goth chick in a thin dress with her boyfriend. She knew I was there, and she enjoyed it as much as

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GroinRubber (Thu 07 Jun 2012 14:17:32 GMT)

Untitled (WARNING: she may be 28 years old)

Hello chikans. I

There's been some good postings here recently ( a few made up stories in my opinion) nevertheless, very well written fiction lol!!
it’s been a while since I posted as I've been so fucking busy. I have a little catching up to do. If you recall, I attended a gig a month or so ago. This was the THIRD time in as many years I had attended this gig same venue, same b

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GroinRubber (Sat 09 Jun 2012 23:07:59 GMT)


Nice one Shogie...I like it!! You can't beat it can you?! I like the way you placed your tool horizontaly on the chicks ass...Ahaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! I do that too. I've shot many a 'sideways bolt' whilst being massaged by some booty horizontally!! In fact, once it shot through my shorts thin material and hit the fucking boyfriend's jacket. His chick also knew I was there...and she was fucking lovin' it man Ha Ha Ha!!
Happy days!

GroinRubber. (Thu 14 Jun 2012 13:54:36 GMT)

London Jubilee chikans

I'm interested to hear of any Jubilee chikan enets also!! It gave me a twitch on just seeing the London crowds on TV...Ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! There should be a Royal celebration like this every fucking year!

London Jubilee chikans - Please come forward.


GroinRubber (Thu 21 Jun 2012 09:06:38 GMT)

Fashion / Hackney 2012.

Fashion in chikan:

I've been doing a bit of a self-survey over the last year or so. Have you noticed how recently fashion seems to have that new generation of victims these days. Eg: on targets, I am a massive fan of floaty dresses (that show the ass off in true wobbling glory) I also love thin linen trousers (especially white) and I love thin joggers/training bottoms.

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GroinRubber (Fri 22 Jun 2012 18:35:09 GMT)

Random Vids / Shogie

Hey Shogie.

The difference between a random video/image and a random story is that the stories are a true account of what is happening in the here and now, and with the author of the work.
A video is someone else totally unrelated to the board. TRUE....a picture can say a thousand words, but a story can say two thousand!!

I know the guys and the vids are real chikans and I underst

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GroinRubber (Sat 23 Jun 2012 18:19:45 GMT)

RE: same old groper/Ayashi

Yeah...I guess you're right same old groper. Keep the vids, but not the images.

Ayashi - Point taken. Kepp the vids if you will. It seems that's what most want these days. The stories seem to be dying somewhat, so what can you do??

GroinRubber. (Sun 24 Jun 2012 09:41:20 GMT)

CARNIVAL QUEEN. (WARNING: she may be 32 years old)


I went to meet a friend in a city yesterday, someone I'd not seen for a while. I had no specific plans to do any mall chikaning (too risky in my book, unless it's packed) but I had my thin frotting shorts in my bag – just in case Ha ha!!

I met my friend, we had a chat and a few drinks, but I couldn't take my mind off planting my prick on an unsuspectin

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GroinRubber (Mon 25 Jun 2012 22:07:05 GMT)

Re: guest / Stories/Videos Debate

Re: guest

Stories/Videos Debate:

I agree guest. live and let live. No more debate from me.( I know when I'm beaten) I'm same as you - All I want to read is chikan. Take care guys - frott safely.

PS: Any 'Hackney Weekend' stories anyone??


GroinRubber (Wed 27 Jun 2012 08:47:36 GMT)

MrTeenGroper / Mega Outdoor Concert.

MrTeenGroper / Mega Outdoor Concert.

Hey MrTeenGroper you mentioned in a previous post you’re attending this 'Mega Outdoor Concert' to grope and stuff.
Will you be blowing your load over some target this time?? I ask as the only thing a story can lack is some form of closure/climax, you know.

I know primarily you’re a groper...but where will the ultimate climax be happening for you.

Feedback please!!


GroinRubber (Wed 27 Jun 2012 09:00:38 GMT)

Guest / 'Cock out' situations:


RE: Cock out situations:

Hey Guest. Cock out action is great, but you have to be certain that the surroundings allow for it. Not so much security, but other people watching any suspicious moves you may give away in your game.

It HAS to be reasonably crowded – and if not, the Angles need to be perfect. Most of my 'cock out' experiences have been more or less co

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GroinRubber (Wed 27 Jun 2012 09:13:00 GMT)

Thom's Punk Gig


It sounds like You didn't make the most of your time chikaning. You should have hunted for another target. You should ALWAYS leave a reasonably crowded gig having shot your fat over an ass..ALWAYS!!!!

Take your time, make sure the girl enjoys it (if possible) but always watch the friends, even if they're quite a distance away.
If you watch your surroundings well, your confidence will grow (as will your prick) so just take it steady.

I think I would have chosen to 'Blow' when the slow song came on....I love it when they sway softly against your tool. Loads better than mindless moshing in my opinion. Frott safe.


GroinRubber. (Wed 27 Jun 2012 20:52:35 GMT)

Thom / MrTeenGroper.

Good luck with your concert MrTeenGroper. Sounds good. I think I'd have my cock out on some bare leg/back etc if I were going he he!! Look forward to your story – have a great time.

THOM: MrTeenGroper is right. Chikan is a lot like being a spy, and you need to treat your next encounter with that in mind. If a target doesn't want you there, get away quick and find the next victim.

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GroinRubber (Thu 28 Jun 2012 23:34:32 GMT)

UNFORGIVEN. (WARNING: she may be 28 years old)

Shogie / Keeping Stats

Shogie, that's what I'm talking about man. Real statistics Greeeeaaatt!! Your techniques don't sound that dissimilar to those of my own. Nice stories man...More please!!

Here's a short edited story. I call this...


I hope I'll be forgiven for this one:

I was at this nightclub once in 1998, and a popu

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GroinRubber (Sun 01 Jul 2012 09:15:30 GMT)

SHOGIE: Are We Clear Here???

Hey Shogie – Excellent video, no doubt about that at all, and yes it's a cock stiffener for sure. Can't debate that at all.

I hasten to add, I have actually seen this video too. I used to stay up to the early hours watching this kind of stuff from all around the globe, and I thouroughly enjoyed it too. I've seen sooooo many!

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GroinRubber (Sun 01 Jul 2012 20:28:25 GMT)


RE:guest (Sun 01 Jul 2012 12:32:07 GMT)

Not So Fast!

The teen groper's last story cannot count for June since it appeared on July 1st! Not in June. Also, the ones he gropes are too young.



MrTeenGroper has my vote too!! Wicked story, and refreshing after all the Random Cyber stuff!! (No debate intended - I just prefer stories)


GroinRubber. (Sun 01 Jul 2012 22:38:58 GMT)

MrTeenGroper / Shogie:

Hey MrTeenGroper.

Fabulous story. Even though I have voted for you, the only problem for me personally is the lack of no load shooting!
Maybe next time you could share how you 'released the demons' with us all.
Have you ever considered jerking off whilst you're in full grope mode on your hottest target? I would have blasted my piston oil all over some slut, even if I wa

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GroinRubber (Tue 03 Jul 2012 15:27:47 GMT)



Is that Chikan having a piss at 1:40 - 1:45 ???
I think he id dude!!

Gigs dried up!! Damn!!

My gigs/events seem to have dried up at the moment (just like my bell-end)
I've got a food and wine show coming up. I actually missed a gig on Saturday that I had planned to go to and forgotten about!! I was so fucking angry.I could have had a great nutt, as I checked out the attendance on YouTube and it was huge. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!


GroinRubber (Tue 03 Jul 2012 19:55:06 GMT)



Hey man, That dude is definitely having a piss in that video between 1:40 and 1:45. Well, that's a new one to me....chikans giving a golden shower to their targets...Ha ha Ha!!! I like it!!


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GroinRubber (Wed 04 Jul 2012 10:25:26 GMT)

Shogie Video.

It could be pre-cum, but I feel there's a little too much fluid for that. Pre-cum is more of an ooze than a sqirt..don't you think? Hey – It doesn’t matter anyway. If he pissed on her, so be it Ha ha!!
Like you say though, He missed out on oppurtunity there. I would have blown a monster load all over her in no time. Ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


GroinRubber (Thu 05 Jul 2012 19:43:55 GMT)

Re: What Time Is it / SHADOW

Re: What Time Is it /

Yes, I've used this tecnique also. I don't ask the time, as I find that a little obvious at times, and I always wear a watch too...Damn!!

I normally say “What time do the main act come on” or “Have you seen these guys before” (This normally gets a conversation going, and takes the 'creepy' aspect away from the chikaning)

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GroinRubber (Fri 06 Jul 2012 23:31:50 GMT)

BEACH BUMMED (WARNING: she may be 20 years old)

This story ranks as one of top 10 experiences, and one of my earliest ones too. I hope you all enjoy it. I call this golden gem...


(Warning: Contains Cock Blocking and Cock out action)


It was the back end of the 80's, and I was on holiday with my partner of the time who's name was Sally. It was a warm Summer, at it's peak, and

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GroinRubber. (Sun 08 Jul 2012 09:49:13 GMT)

Guest / Photo Mystery

Re: Guest / Photo Mystery

Guest – I don't doubt MrTeenGroper's story for a moment. They are too well written, and I feel I can tell a fake from a genuine. He writes similar to me, and that gives me an insight into his breakdown. All real to me!!

Having said that, I wondered about the photo with the circled targets in too?? I just never said anything, as I'm trying to steer clear of pointless debate.



GroinRubber (Sun 08 Jul 2012 19:10:23 GMT)

How I got into it etc:

Well said daxx!!

As said, I've no reason to dis-believe MTG. It was a little 'odd' a photo was supplied with the targets 'circled' near the centre of the image, but the benefit of the doubt must be given here. I put it down to a pure coincidence. MTG's stories have been phenomenal amongst some of the posts that come in, and that's why he got my vote, and h

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GroinRubber. (Sun 08 Jul 2012 23:22:29 GMT)

Archive Stories

Hi all:

I was trying to find some old photos, and I've just found a few old stories on my hard drive which I've written over the last year or so. I can't remember for sure which ones I have and haven’t put up for the board to enjoy. (before I delete em for good)
One of them is a massive 4 part story called 'Second Coming'(a double whammy load) about a rock gig. (

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GroinRubber (Mon 09 Jul 2012 07:43:08 GMT)

SKATE HEAVEN / pics with two chicks circled

pics with two chicks circled:

It is very convinient to get such a great photo of your victims, but it could just be a coincidence. I remember going to YouTube once to watch a gig I had perviously been to - only to see yours truly chikaning his victim. You couldn't really tell I was chikaning, but I KNEW I was...these things do happen. At at guess, I'd say 'mrteengroper'

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GroinRubber. (Mon 09 Jul 2012 07:53:53 GMT)

GUEST: Quote:

GUEST - you said in your last post, and I quote:

"I have been to so many concerts and parades and shows"

It would be nice to see some stories of these events, - Any chance??


GroinRubber. (Mon 09 Jul 2012 21:52:23 GMT)

RE: europamaster / Questions about concert


Justin Bieber is and is NOT a good choice. I'll explain:

Of course there will be many hot teens there, of that you're guaranteed, do the clientčle for a chikan or groper will be second to none.

BUT, you have to ask yourself “Will I stand out too much” You really have to be the exact same age and same fashion genre to blend in at a teen gig such as Justin Bieber.

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GroinRubber. (Mon 09 Jul 2012 23:02:32 GMT)


Seeing as I'm at the Food and Wine festival this weekend, I thought I'd take the opportunity to put up last years scenario. I can't fucking wait for the weekend!!

Anyway - Here it is


I was due to attend an annual wine and food show 'alone' in the Summer of 2011. I enjoy the show and the atmosphere very much, but to be

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GroinRubber. (Tue 10 Jul 2012 11:50:03 GMT)

mrteengroper is The MAN!!

I really can't believe that people doubt MTG's stories. Even with the coincidences. Has it come to the fact that MTG has chosen to break down his photo into categorical detail just to prove himself. You DID NOT need to do thet MTG. You are one of the 'Few' Real chikans on the current board.

Have you noticed...all the doubters are the ones that never, or very rarely post

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GroinRubber (Tue 10 Jul 2012 19:30:19 GMT)

RE: Guest - Frotting Gear

Nice info about the frotting gear Guest.

For me - You cannot beat the silky mega thin soccer shorts, as worn in the picture here by David Beckham of course.
Look at his Tube-steak dangling (if fact that's what the image has been debated about).

If you buy the ultra budget version of this kind of shorts (in white), you can see the colour of your pecker, never mind the fucking

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GroinRubber. (Tue 10 Jul 2012 19:46:41 GMT)

RE: europamaster

I think you made the right chice about The Beiber gig It's a NO NO if you're gonna stand out!! Good call!!

I notice you mention Muse and Radiohead. These are excellent choices, and you'll get a varied array of ass (not as many teens I know) but you'll find a great ass for sure!

I've shot a load at all these acts too:

U2, REM, INXS, Tom Jones, Stereoph

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GroinRubber (Wed 11 Jul 2012 09:07:13 GMT)

RE: Looks / Leg Humper

Nice story Leg Humper!! an excellent start. I have a few stories that involve legs, so maybe I'll post em up one day!

MTG: Looks.

Looks are important, definitely. It's always good to throw a cheeky Tom Cruise or David Beckham style smile at your target, especially if it's consensual chikaning.

Sometimes a few words to them helps too, as it tells them you'r

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GroinRubber. (Wed 11 Jul 2012 22:16:51 GMT)

BEACH BUMMED (Part Two) (WARNING: she may be 20 years old)


Another nice account, and thanks for sharing it. You may want to just break your story into paragraphs to make it a more pleasant read. Other tnan that it's niiiice!! Refreshing to have some stories and topical debate. Keep em coming.


I'm glad you removed your images. You have to be very careful when posting images connected to your events

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GroinRubber. (Fri 13 Jul 2012 07:59:09 GMT)

europamaster JB Image.

That JB image that europamaster posted is about the same crowd density as my recent 'Beach Bummed' story. In fact, my beach gig was a little denser I'd say!

This will enable you to see why it is fairly easy to get your cock out and shoot your muck all over a target. And basically do what you like with a target. Wow man, if you got a consensual target at a JB gig....Ahhhhhhhhh

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GroinRubber (Fri 13 Jul 2012 20:41:15 GMT)

RE : Nerves ' JB Gig.

Crazy I know, but I was in the shower tonight, thinking ahead to the Wine and Cuisine festival tomorrow evening, and I felt fucking nervous.....me...GroinRubber!! I don't know wether this is because it is not a gig, but a different setting. I spotted someone watching me last year and whisper to a friend (when I wasn't chikaning)Just chikan Paranoia maybe.

Mind you, I've had t

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GroinRubber. (Fri 13 Jul 2012 20:52:21 GMT)



This story is an absolte classic of nerves and paranioa,and how this may get to you if you're standing out a little - and at a busy gig too.europamaster, you'll find if you went to that JB gig, it would probably be worse than this for you...maybe? Do what you will, but be safe


I had a shower, went to my bedroom,

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GroinRubber. (Fri 13 Jul 2012 22:42:01 GMT)

RE: Leo187

Hey Leo187 - YOU'RE BACK!!

We've missed you man. I love your stories, always have!! Any chance of a quick one from your archives to get our peckers jumping!???


GroinRubber. (Sat 14 Jul 2012 11:04:20 GMT)


Well chikans, I'll be heading out in about five hours to the food and wine event. My nerves have completely gone today, and I can't wait to get on some ass later. There is no guarantee of me shooting my bolt, but there's a good chance if the crowds are like that of last years event.

Hey High School Humper , so looking forward to your upcoming story. That chick is HOT HOT!!!!!

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GroinRubber (Sat 14 Jul 2012 13:28:10 GMT)

High School Humper / Cock Blockers.

Enjoying your story HighSchoolHumper. Shame about that cock blocking, chikan ruining bitch Sofia.....what a bastard!! lol!! Cock blockers are just jealous cos they don't get any prick rubbing on their ass!!

I fucking hate cock blockers and nuisances that ruin the true art of chikan, especially when your target has no problem with it!! Grrrrrrrr!!

Looking forward to the next part HighSchoolHumper.

I've got a similar problem to HighSchoolHumper tonight. I have at least two people with me, and sometimes it's hard to slip away without appearing rude or ignorant. I have a bit of a plan and a plan B in hand though so things should hopefully be OK.


GroinRubber. (Sun 15 Jul 2012 10:40:03 GMT)

DISASTER ZONE: (WARNING: she may be 19 years old)

Well guys.

I'd be a fucking liar if I said that the food and wine show went well. It was a fucking DISASTER!!! Here it is....and I may as well just call it...


The Three of us (me and two friends) arrived there, and as usual, the queues were massive. We quickly joined the end of the queues, and yours truly was eyeing up the talent as we went, looking for

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GroinRubber. (Sun 15 Jul 2012 18:16:18 GMT)

RE: Shogie / Clubs etc.

Hey Shogie.

Thanks for the encouraging, and nice words.

Yeah, I know it was the economy that caused my problems last night, and I've noticed it at gigs too, over the past two years especially. You can't escape from recessions wherever you are on this blasted planet. As you so aptly said “Cheap thrills should be cheap!” I am dissapointed in myself for allowing this to happe

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GroinRubber (Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:25:10 GMT)

RE: Shogie - Clubs and Bars


I actually used to have six clubs on my rota back in the day, with two of them being Mega clubs. After a few years at the game though, suspicions are still aroused (or I felt they were in my particular case).

Anyway, those days are long behind me now. Don't get me wrong, if I happened to be in a club 'today' I would take advantage of any opportunities.
Having said that, it would have to be packed to the rafters. I don't want another Wine and Food show scenario.

Like you also say, the economy is now a factor in bar and club frotting, and places aren't as busy as they were 'back in the day' And it doesn't matter where you are in the world, the economy has marred chikan to a degree.


GroinRubber. (Tue 17 Jul 2012 07:53:56 GMT)

Off Topic!

High School Humper:

Great story HSH BUT....as you say, it was 'wa'y off topic. This is chikan/groping board, not a board where you tell us how you fucked someone.

Personally – I also don't think you should post peoples Facebook or other profile images on the board. It's degrading for them (if they or friends/relatives ever saw it) and it could easily give YOU away

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GroinRubber. (Tue 17 Jul 2012 09:30:41 GMT)

RE: Topic/Debate - IS THE END NIGH?

Hey Frotters.

Well, I've been left with that familiar lingering feeling after the weekends dire frotting session. I've been thinking a lot just lateley about how I feel about the whole chikan game. Not just the chikan itself, but the whole thing as a concept,
The money I spend (on travel and gigs/events) the time lost, the feeling of C.A.T.S. (comedown after the storm) that

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GroinRubber (Wed 18 Jul 2012 09:31:34 GMT)


RE: Guest (I don't know how many 'Guest's' there are these days)

It's not about hypocrisy Guest. What we ALL do here is wrong, but the point I and Lew Lewis are making is that this is a CHIKAN/GROPING/FROTTING board and not a PORN board for all to relay their fucking experiences.

We all have loads of those, but they're for a different board. You said it

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GroinRubber. (Wed 18 Jul 2012 18:57:59 GMT)

Over and Out!!!

General Consenus says:

"I believe people have had quite enough of GroinRubber patrolling this board".
(although I can't remember his last post before this)

That's good enough for me guys - I will not longer 'patrol' That's it....I'm done here!!

I wish you 'genuine' chikans well - In fact no, I wish you ALL well!

Take care and be safe!
Over and Out!!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 20 Jul 2012 19:47:45 GMT)

Arguments / Quitting

Thanks High School Humper.

I actually liked your story, and it had my prick writhing around, so I’m sorry if I offended you in any way. It was just a bit off topic for me...and I suppose I should have just left it at that.As far as I'm concerned it's forgotten!!

I want to continue to post, but I feel the board becomes a little heated and argumentative at times, and some rec

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GroinRubber (Fri 20 Jul 2012 21:49:23 GMT)

RE: Guests.

'guests' It's just a question.....as High School Humper says...Why don't you re-name yourselves something, just so we can all distinguish one from the other when communicating/debating.

Is there a specific reason you stay as 'guest' as you could just change your handle to something like 'Asslover' or 'Humperdink' or whatever. (actually '

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GroinRubber. (Fri 20 Jul 2012 21:55:30 GMT)

RE: Veteran Chikan.

Look at this fucking old veteran!! He doesn't give fuck.....this I fear is how I, and probably most of us here will end up!! lol!!



GroinRubber. (Sat 21 Jul 2012 10:04:00 GMT)

Shogie/Crap Video.


Yeah, I know that Vid has been around for ages, but I guess I'm just desperately trying to fit in a little more by posting up random images/vids, as It seems what the board is a little more about these days.

To be honest, 9 out of 10 videos that are posted up here, I too have seen, and some I've watched over and over again (when I was more into vids)
Images and

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GroinRubber. (Sun 22 Jul 2012 19:35:13 GMT)

RE: High School Humper / Misc.


another fantastic story man, you are back to your best with that one!! Very well written, and a victory for you with shooting your piston juice. It sounded a bit risky...so be careful man. Your stories sometimes make me a bit tense because of the risky element of chikan you apply.
Top story though, and for me, it's what this board is all about. It's a f

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GroinRubber. (Mon 23 Jul 2012 09:22:44 GMT)

RE: smoooovie.

@ smooooovie:

Thanks smoooovie. I do find it strange that you get the feeling once you start the hunt. Mine only comes on in the aftermath of blowing my mushroom head all over an ass. Your particular case is quite interesting, as I still feel 'Alive' when looking for the prey and finding targets. It's only after I've 'Blown' that I hate myself and the chikan.
Smoooovie, How do you feel after you have blown your stack??


GroinRubber (Tue 24 Jul 2012 08:02:38 GMT)

MTG & HSH Stories

@ Guest:

MTG & HSH Stories

I have to agree with Guest on this one to a certain degree. BUT only in the case of MTG. His stories are fucking mega, but I always feel unsatisfied as he never blasts his juice over the targets, and for me, it's knida a long story to read with no climax. Although in fairness, I'm not really that much into groping.

I remember MTG saying he always jerks off back at the hotel room, which to me seems such a waste after having come from an event where there were thousands of teens. (I'd have at least shot my juice at the event)

The quality is always there though, and MTG is a true professional.


GroinRubber (Tue 24 Jul 2012 10:27:07 GMT)

STUMBLESPUNK (WARNING: she may be 36 years old)

OK, so here's a little story which happened this Saturday just gone. I don't normally practice this kind of chikan but desperation took toll!!
I've called this one...


I had a birthday party to attend in another area, but I decided to stop off at a little town along the way. The reason.....well....this particular town is renowned for it'

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GroinRubber (Wed 25 Jul 2012 22:02:31 GMT)


@ MrTeenGroper.

I always read your stories MTG, and whilst I'm on the board, I always will. I DO understand groping (to a degree), as I've had my own experiences in my own way, and in no way would I try to be flippant or debunking about what you do. I think your stories are great, and you're one guy that truly keeps the board alive!

@ Ram-Rod: Diezel

Nice li

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GroinRubber. (Thu 26 Jul 2012 18:51:28 GMT)


@ X

Many, many times, but with my style of chikan, the furthest I could go is 'cock out' on bare flesh action, which I have done many times.

It depends what you mean exactly by 'go much, much further'.....Eleborate please!!


GroinRubber (Fri 27 Jul 2012 19:39:55 GMT)

HSH story.

High School Humper

Greeeeeeeeeeeaaattt story again HSH. Shame that you were so faithful. I would have blown both gaskets in her crack...relationship or no relationship!!
You blew that one pal....but not as you should have done lol!!

Arm Humper

WTF is with the photo of Posh???? There no chikan related topic to that image whatsoever?? what gives man...I'm confused???


GroinRubber. (Sat 28 Jul 2012 21:54:17 GMT)

Arm Humper/Lew Lewis.

Arm Humper....are you fucking winding us up?? I think you need to go to a Victoria Beckham website to satisfy your obvious lust for her lol!!

Oh....I get it.....you mean her ARMS yes?? Pervert...LOL...LOL!!

Lewd....looking forward to your stories man.


GroinRubber. (Mon 30 Jul 2012 09:39:31 GMT)

July 2012 frottophilia award

It's High School Humper for me!! A bit risky on some accounts, but the stories were great....besides, there's hardly anyone to choose from these days (It's really between MTG and HSH)!!

I love MTG's stories, but the lack of 'Climax' takes away that satisfaction, so HSH it is for my nomination.

So few stories, yet apparantly so many chikans.....a bit odd eh...?


GroinRubber. (Wed 01 Aug 2012 18:07:07 GMT)

HSH / Lewd / Guest.


You took a risk with Monica as you know, but I think you're out of the woods. I'm not going to lecture you, but if I were you, I'd see that as a warning not to go that far again. It's exiting man...I know...but the consequences far outweigh the risks. It would destroy someone to get bagged for such an act!!

My motto: “If in Doubt...Get Out” Jerk off, and that

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GroinRubber. (Sun 05 Aug 2012 11:33:38 GMT)

DieDiplomat / Olympics / Old Targets.

Hey guys.


Story then please dude!! Don't just say what you did and leave our peckers dripping with potato water.....tell us man!! Did you come?? Ahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I once humped someoned ankle/foot at an outdoor gig, where the girl was on a guys shoulders.....I blasted a jet of cock cream all over her fucking foot and his vest LOL!! It was a great

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GroinRubber (Sun 05 Aug 2012 15:02:02 GMT)

Jess Ennis.

She Fucking deserves Gold!!!! Ahhhhaaaa!!!

GroinRubber (Mon 06 Aug 2012 11:47:28 GMT)

Thank Heavens for You Tube.

Hi pervs.

Congratulations to HSH for his award....he deserves it!! Well done dude!

Well, I had the chance of a small intimate gig at a bar on Saturday. I checked attendance via YouTube, and it looked just OK. I decided not to take the risk, and gave it a miss.

I'm glad I did, when I checked YouTube, there was a couple of vids up of the gig (put up by people that had filme

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GroinRubber. (Fri 10 Aug 2012 22:45:33 GMT)

"The fist time you came on a target"

"The fist time you came on a target"

Hey High School Humper, That's a great idea for topical stories posts.

"The fist time you came on a target"

Ahhaaaa...I remember it so well!! I might whack that story up along with High School Humper's. Look forward to that HSH!!

Lewd Lewis:
Nice one Lewd. You got a player there alright. A better s

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GroinRubber. (Sun 12 Aug 2012 19:59:14 GMT)



MMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMM......A fucking awesome story man. That's what I'm talking about!!! Classic chikan stories like that are the fucking backbone of this board. My first experience is not dissimilar to yours (I'll post it soon) and like you, I was not a true chikan until the first time a bolted on an ass. I am also not overly concerned about looks...as long as th

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GroinRubber (Mon 13 Aug 2012 08:52:32 GMT)

THE FIRST TIME: (AKA: The end of the 'Feel and Brush') (WARNING: she may be 35 years old)

Great story guest. It's funny how we chikans remeber these great times so clearly. Your short missive gave me a boner, and there is nothing wrong with your writing. Thanks for sharing it guest! (would love to hear more)

OK Guys, here's an account of the first time I came on someone as a chikan. I had had a few odd brushes and rubs here and there at previous events, but

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GroinRubber (Mon 13 Aug 2012 19:34:04 GMT)

RE: Virtual groping

RE: Virtual groping

Hey Carlos.
Does it come with a synthetic padded false booty so you can enjoy chikan too??Lol Lol!!! Oh man, Whatever next!!


GroinRubber. (Tue 14 Aug 2012 10:40:53 GMT)

RE: virtual groping

An artificial 'train carriage' would only act as a kind of 'jerk off' masturbation in some respects. The risk element disappears, and I suspect to a degree, so does some of the joy.

Having said that, I'd love to try a 'virtual groping scenario' out though...Ahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ( Put it this way....I'd be spending 'at least' 5000 Yen

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GroinRubber (Tue 14 Aug 2012 11:00:12 GMT)

RE: HSH story.

Thats's a great little story HSH. It sounded like Stacy was 'allowing' you to hump her. After all, you were no threat being small and young, and maybe it gave her a sensation of sexual dominance, which lead to her enjoyment of your hard twiggy pecker smashed up against her ass.

My 'First Time' story wasn't actually my First chikan experience per se! I had a few moments like yours when I was younger, and I orgasmed but not the full bolt ( I was anout 11 or 12 too)!


GroinRubber. (Tue 14 Aug 2012 16:02:31 GMT)

Re: Carlos - YouTube Virtual Groping

Re: Carlos - YouTube Virtual Groping

What about a virtal 'Packed' mall (2 levels) LOLLOL!!!


GroinRubber. (Tue 14 Aug 2012 21:45:40 GMT)


Hi All.

I was cleaning up one of my computers and found this story on the drive. I forget what I titled it, so I couldn't be certain wether I had put it up on the board or not. If I have, my sincere apologies to those of you that have read it!
For those of you that may not have....enjoy!! GroinRubber.

I've 're titled' this story...


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GroinRubber (Thu 16 Aug 2012 18:06:38 GMT)

Mr Guest: Pre-teens.

@ Mr Guest:

Pre-teens, I feel are 'maybe' for another board! I feel it's OK for a pre-teen to hump a pre-teen, as there are gonna always be up and coming chikans! But for a grown man to hump a pre-teen, that's dark territory and not for me 'Personally'
It's too close to the bone for The Groinrubber (no pun intended)

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GroinRubber. (Sat 18 Aug 2012 18:55:14 GMT)

Great Stories

@europamaster :

I liked your story man....nice photos to accompany it too!! More stories please!!


Looking forward to the rest of your story too. Damn man...what a prick tease. Why did she let you hump her for 'quote' TWENTY MINUTES before saying anything...???????????? Fucking weird man!!


GroinRubber. (Sat 18 Aug 2012 22:00:14 GMT)

Bold Chikan

Check out this chikan. Bold as brass, and it looks like the target is a player too! She just HAS to feel that fucking tripod against her.


GroinRubber (Tue 21 Aug 2012 23:51:40 GMT)

I SHOULD BE SO SPUNKY (WARNING: she may be 20 years old)

OK. so here's the leg story, especially for leg humper. I have a few 'leg' stories, but I don't want to roll off topic too much.

I have included an image (which is not the target) but is very close to how her legs looked. I have also included some 'markings' on the image, which will come into play later in the story for better accuracy in the readers minds. I

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GroinRubber (Wed 22 Aug 2012 18:31:23 GMT)

RE: Terry / Misc


I for one Would luuuurrvve to hear your long story my friend. Please post up ASAP.

@ High School Humper:

Great story so far my man. Looking forward to the finale where you no doubt blow your oily waters all over some slut Ha Ha Haaaaaaaargggllee!!


As for saying my stories are no good...yes, it's just your opinion, and quite frankly is of ver

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GroinRubber. (Thu 23 Aug 2012 18:59:52 GMT)



Hi mate.

You said, and I quote 'unfortunately you think that your stories are better than they actually are'.

So you actually know 'HOW I THINK now'That's more than an opinion my friend.

Who are you to judge how I feel about my own stories and how good they may or may not be? As I have said in the past, I am aware that my stories are one

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GroinRubber (Sat 25 Aug 2012 19:27:16 GMT)


@ Terry:

Yeah man, I prefer cracks to thighs mostly...but on that given day with the right thigh (nice and toned and tanned)....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!! Lol!!

@freddy johnson jr:

One thin I have never done as a chikan (and I mean the one thing) is attend a foam party (as a practising) chikan. I had my chances but still never did..dunno why.


Looking forward to your photography dark room story. Something tells me that's gonna be hot. Ahhhhhhhaaa!!

@ guest:

Loved your 'Police' story. HOT!! (two artists I have also frequented) Tell us about the Bowie gig when you get chance man! Sometimes pandemonium can destroy the chikan, but you sounded like you coped fine lol!!


GroinRubber (Sun 26 Aug 2012 18:29:21 GMT)

Thank You.

Well as most of you guys know the Summer gig season died hard for me this year! Virtually nothing on, and the few small ones that did show promise I couldn't attend for one reason or another. Things do change for me soon. As Fall and Winter kick in, the gig season takes off for me, so I'm hoping they'll be some great NEW stories to come your way.

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GroinRubber (Wed 29 Aug 2012 08:16:05 GMT)

@third eye open.

@third eye open.

I didn't 'really get' the posting of third eye open's image? No ass, so I assume legs?? (but the legs arn't the best example) Sometimes images leave a bit of a mystery in the mind of the frotter unless they are more obvious.
Not as bad as Arm Humpers though Lol Lol!!


GroinRubber. (Wed 29 Aug 2012 18:28:22 GMT)

RE: RED DRAGON(Re Arm Humper - HSH) and guest. (@Terry)

Hey Frotters.

I was so much in agreement with guests and RED DRAGON'S that I just had to add and elaborate:

Yeah - we are all pervs on here, no matter what kind of chikan we partake in. I think all members of the board can be critical and opinionated at times (I know I've had my say here, and regretted it afterwards).

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GroinRubber. (Thu 30 Aug 2012 20:29:40 GMT)


RE: third eye open pic:

I thought it may be him behing, but never mentioned it asThe guy behind is not that close, but I know where third eye open is coming from. Doh!! Fatigue!!!!


I'd really be interested to hear from any female chikans on how it felt to be chikaned. I'd especially love to hear from those that enjoyed it and/o

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GroinRubber. (Fri 31 Aug 2012 18:25:33 GMT)

RE: Clicking

I've got a better one than the 'clicking' frisby. Just try a few squirts of pheremone spray on yourself before you get to your place of chikan. Now that does work wonders!

Not sure about the 'clicking' man, but what do I know? The crazy shit I sometimes read on this board....I guess anything is possible.


GroinRubber. (Sat 01 Sep 2012 20:56:00 GMT)

RE: Pheromone Sprays/Lotions

Hey Frisby.

Pheromone has been around for years and is easy to obtain from sex shops or on-line.
Don't get me wrong, it's not a chick magnet. How I have always known it to work is that it works on the females subconscious, and it's something only they can smell.
It's usually fairly odourless (maybe just slightly perfumed) but it secretes chemicals that attract a po

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GroinRubber. (Sat 01 Sep 2012 21:05:44 GMT)

RE: Pheromone - axcitelp7

Here you go Frisby. This may help you a little as far as information goes.

(It seems to be working for GroinRubber Jnr)...Hur Hur Huuurrgle!!




GroinRubber. (Sun 02 Sep 2012 10:38:52 GMT)


@Third Eye Open:

Thanks for saying you liked my posts. I appreciate that.


I Have the chance of a small gig this coming Saturday (8th) and I'm not sure what to do! This is a gig I 'overlooked' deliberately for the following reasons.

I attended this 'exact' gig last year at the 'exact' same venue. It was a satisfact

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GroinRubber (Tue 04 Sep 2012 22:15:27 GMT)

Photography class part 2 / The Coincidence of Chikan:

Photography class part 2 / The Coincidence of Chikan:

Guest has my vote for chikan of the month for his Photography class part 1 and 2 story. That was so hot man. And I'll tell you this......she deliberately brought her iPod along so she had an excuse to dance against your tool whilst you were 'Developing her photos' lol lol!! She liked your meat on her!
I like your style

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GroinRubber. (Tue 04 Sep 2012 22:47:39 GMT)

HSH Video.


@ High School Humper:

Hey man.
Your recent video post didn't show up, so I've posted it on your behalf.(don't wanna take the credit for it)


She is just something else....I'd come in minutes...seconds!!! Damn!!

Here's another great ass you may like to get behind at a gig...Ahhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!



GroinRubber. (Wed 05 Sep 2012 18:21:45 GMT)

Strip Clubs???

@ Guest: 'why don't you guys just go to strip clubs and get lap dances'?

A: If you don't know the answer to that one guest...you're on the wrong board pal!! lol lol!!


GroinRubber. (Wed 05 Sep 2012 19:20:50 GMT)


@ guest:

To put your new name 'handle' just put it in the 'Your Name' box. No need to register. It just helps us all know who's who, especially as there are so many guests. Some of the guestd seem to have potential, so I wish all you 'guests' had handles. I'm not sure why you havent, as there's no requirement to register. Still....whatever!!

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GroinRubber. (Thu 06 Sep 2012 09:57:14 GMT)



I have a Plan B if the gig is a let-down on Saturday. I'm taking a pair of mega-thin dress trousers with me. This way, If the gig is a let-down, I can either leave early or after, dress into my dress trousers in the back of the van, and then hit some bars for some chikan action. (maybe I'll do both, dunno

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GroinRubber. (Thu 06 Sep 2012 16:26:34 GMT)

RE: Elevator Hump

Mmmmmmmm...that's a nice little encounter story there. I've had a few elavator experiences. One was when I went to the top of the Empire State Building (wow the lifts get so packed there) Nice little story!!

The picture is about the size of the gig that I'll be attending on Saturday, just to give you all a rough idea of the intimacy.


GroinRubber. (Fri 07 Sep 2012 18:52:54 GMT)

Saturday Gig.

Well fellow frotters, this will be my last post before my gig and/or bar trawl tomorrow night, and I can't wait.
It's funny...I've had thousands of cock on arse chikan sessions over the years, but why do we always forget what it feels like when we've not done it for while..?? weird.

I'm quite nervous in the sense of how busy the gig will be. But like I say...If I get no joy, change of bottoms and I'm off around some bars. (I just wanna blow my stack man)

Hopefully, I'll have something worthwhile to report.

PS: Don't you just hate it when you're at an event and your target ties her top around her waist covering her ass!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhh!!


GroinRubber. (Sun 09 Sep 2012 08:22:13 GMT)

Great Gig.

Great Gig.

Hi All.

It was a great night for me and exceeded all my expectations for such a small and intimate concert. (It was a double nutt) It was not without it's usual awkward moment though.

It may take me a while to write the story as I'm really bust with other stuff too. Leave it with me (feeling the usual C.A.T.S (Comedown after the Spunking) today)


GroinRubber. (Sun 09 Sep 2012 20:32:18 GMT)


Thanks Shogie. Nice to hear about your 'Dubble Bubble Nutt' in the bars. Well Done!! My cock was in a sad state at the end of the evening lol lol!!!

Guest (Sun 09 Sep 2012 19:56:13 GMT)

Re: guezt - Techniques

What did she write in your yearbook that hinted that she knew what was going on and was game all along? Also, what did she do to let you know that you took her breath away when you twitched your boner on her body?

GroinRubber. (Fri 14 Sep 2012 13:10:27 GMT)

HSH and Nuttcracker

@The Nuttcracker:

Excellent story my man. I love the way you say that your cousin moved fast then slow. You got your cock in the beautiful hot dog bun for the explosion too. A fantastic story, right up my street. It really made my carrot twitch!! It was obvious she gave you consent too, and even though it was your cousin, it takes two to tango!!
I suspect you have many more stories, and

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GroinRubber (Sat 15 Sep 2012 21:16:07 GMT)

guest's festival event.

@ guest:

It sounds like you're onto a sure winner with your upcoming festival my friend. If I were you, the question on my mind would be 'Realisticly, how many times can I come' Ha Ha Ha!!!
Plenty of skin, alcohol, Hot weather and top rock bands....FUCK!! you cannot go wrong my man. I wish I were you. (will you be going for cock out action if the surroundings are good, and

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GroinRubber. (Sun 16 Sep 2012 10:33:19 GMT)

C Y B E R Spunk ( Part 1)

Well guys, here's the brand new recent gig story as promised. I'm sorry it's a little late but I've been really busy. I hope you all like it. Enjoy.

C Y B E R Spunk ( Part 1)

It was a pleasant night weather-wise, perfect for my chikan state of mind. But I'd arrived home late from work and had to rush like an idiot to get to the show on time. I qui

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GroinRubber (Tue 18 Sep 2012 22:52:35 GMT)

Consensual Chikan.

Lucky Bastard!!

GroinRubber. (Thu 20 Sep 2012 19:45:46 GMT)



I did want to get onto Roxettes legs, as you'll read in part 2, but it wasn't possible because of the crowd placing/capacity/surroundings etc. Great minds think alike eh? lol!!

Part 2 soon my man!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 21 Sep 2012 18:27:51 GMT)



That was a great video man, and a great ass. (looks reasonably consensual too) Not seen that one before. How did that elude me?


GroinRubber. (Sat 22 Sep 2012 20:57:43 GMT)

How many times have you come at one event?

@ guest:

How can you not come when she's rubbed against you for an hour lol!!!??? And you even had the Indian friend too. Sounds like you had a ball man. But no nutt...?? Damn!!

New Topic:

Though I'd post a new topic for some possible debate:

Q: 'How many times have you come at one single event/gig/etc'

This can include all day festivals/event

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GroinRubber. (Sun 23 Sep 2012 12:54:29 GMT)


Imagine getting behind this at a packed gig, and imagine if she was conseting...Ahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahh!! (it would have to be 'cock out action' on that flesh, surely)

The chick is the singer Toni Braxton by the way! she is fucking HOT whatever she wears!! ssssssssss!!

Part 2 to my recent story very soon frotters.


GroinRubber. (Sun 23 Sep 2012 18:38:44 GMT)

Third Eye Open/guest cumming.

@third eye open/guest:

Hey Guys.

third eye open - I can't really agree with you regards your last post, unless I've misunderstood you somehow.

Guest says he had 'at least two hours against one chick, and an hour against the Indian chick' (that's a three hour gig) and I fail to see how he couldn't come 'IF' that's what his intentions

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GroinRubber. (Mon 24 Sep 2012 09:17:44 GMT)

C Y B E R Spunk (Part 2) (WARNING: she may be 26 years old)

C Y B E R Spunk (Part 2)

I edged my way the the back of the room, the areas of the crowd where it was more sparse. The bar was at the back of the venue, and to the left of the bar the bathrooms.

I went to the bathroom, squeezed out a piss, moped my pecker dry with some bog roll, and then preceded to dry the inside of my joggers under the blast of the powerful electric hand dryer.

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GroinRubber. (Mon 24 Sep 2012 15:56:47 GMT)

Prologue To Upcoming Rock Concert !!

RE: Prologue to upcoming concert:

As most of you may know, I have a long awaited HUGE gig on Saturday in a 5000+ capacity venue. This gig is a little further away from me, and as I'm working most of Saturday, I'm getting showered up and changed at my friends rather than going home first, as his place is so much closer to the gig than mine. This will save me an hour and a half. (my

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GroinRubber. (Tue 25 Sep 2012 19:51:22 GMT)

RE: Guest/Venice Beach in Cali.

RE: Guest/Venice Beach in Cali.

Hey Guest.

Check out my older story 'Beach Bummed' (type it into browser at bottom of page and hit click)

You'll love it, as it's similar to your little outing, only I had no one to ruin it for me thus giving me a little more success..Ahhhhhhhhhaaaa!! (It was nearly ruined by a cock-blocker though)


GroinRubber. (Thu 27 Sep 2012 10:14:10 GMT)



It is a horrible thing when you have to give up a consenting target...it makes me feel ill reading your predicament. Forcing yourself on someone (even if it's a 'hotter' target) is no consolation at all when you've had 'a player'. Never mind Guest...'Next time' as you say!


I had a dream on Tuesday night about my upcoming w

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GroinRubber. (Thu 27 Sep 2012 18:10:47 GMT)



Just a little open topic. I often wonder when writing stories of actual events if I go 'too far' with unnecessary detail?
Personally, I love reading a detailed story as it helps me visualise the setting and I get that vividness in my head.

But what about you guys????

Do you always skip through the blah to get to the best bits. I'd hate to t

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GroinRubber. (Fri 28 Sep 2012 20:32:57 GMT)

The night before the night.

Hi Frotters.

Well, it's the night before the night...Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I'm looking forward to my outing, but I feel extra nervous for some reason. Maybe it's because I haven’t been to a gig this big in what seems like an eternity, when in fact it's just a few months.

Like all chikans, my moods switch and change in what I fancy as a target. Sometimes it's

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GroinRubber. (Mon 01 Oct 2012 11:07:42 GMT)

Gig/Detailed Stories.

@ HSH:

I'll cut down on the blah for the next story pal. I don't want to ruin momentum as you say. Thanks for the feedback! That too goes to all the Board Members that responded to the 'Detailed Story' post!

Well, I had a great, great Cock gig.....I mean Rock gig!! But - like High School Humper's next story, it ends a little differently, not at all like my ot

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GroinRubber (Mon 01 Oct 2012 11:26:40 GMT)

The Hurdle of Chikan.


GroinRubber (Wed 03 Oct 2012 22:28:37 GMT)


Hi guys.
Here is last weekends gig story. Hope you all like it. I have called this one...


I'd managed to finish work at a reasonable time. However, I spent a little more time at my friends eating a meal than I had intended. I wasn't late, but I was against the clock, as I had some work related stuff to mail when I arrived in the city of th

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GroinRubber. (Thu 04 Oct 2012 21:32:38 GMT)

GroinRubbers ' WTF is he thinking competition'

Can you win 'GroinRubbers' WTF is he thinking competition?? Suggestions please!!
Just a bit of fun guys lol lol!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 05 Oct 2012 21:54:17 GMT)

RE: Red Dragon and Guest


That's some serious hot booty there on the image RD!! Nicccceeee!! As I say, The 'Fat Ass' image was just 'a bit of fun'. I'm not so keen on fat asses either, in fact like you....I fucking hate em lol!!. I have posted an image especially for you Red Dragon, in an attempt to redeem myself lol lol!!!

@ Guest.

I know what you mean about

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GroinRubber. (Fri 05 Oct 2012 23:02:43 GMT)

RE: Guest - Positioning at gigs:

@ Guest Positioning at gigs:

Generally, I try and get close to a target early on in a gig to find the consent, and then I know I'm safe that there's the guarantee of shooting my piston juice.
If they don't consent, or I sense trouble (when the old Spider sense tingles) I move onto the next target and try again. I'm quite 'gentle' in my testing and brushing,

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GroinRubber. (Mon 08 Oct 2012 17:01:08 GMT)

RE: Postings.

Re Guest:

Sounds like a strange one. However with what you said, I think I would have come in seconds, or a couple of minutes at the most!! She was jiggling her ass like that man...I'd have 'blown early' and gone for more cumshots later in the day too.

You did the right thing not to go with them. (always listen to your inner chikan) There is always plenty more ass at a

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GroinRubber. (Tue 09 Oct 2012 21:42:10 GMT)

RE: Lewd Lewis and The informer:

@ The Informer:

I don't think you had a close call as such. I think that the dude that got busted was being overly aggressive, obvious and he asked for it in some respects. he was foolish and clumsy!

When I chikan, If I suspect that my target feels threatened, awkward, angry, distressed, troubled....whatever...I BACK OFF immediately and move on to the next target, and I'll

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GroinRubber. (Wed 10 Oct 2012 21:50:21 GMT)



I was in the UK, London to be more precise. I was there seeing, and staying with a friend for four days. A friend I had not seen in a long time. It was the Summer of 1997. I spotted a gig advertised in a music magazine at my friends house. The gig was for girly punk the band Kenikie. I'd seen this band before, so knew what the clientele would consist o

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GroinRubber. (Fri 12 Oct 2012 15:54:21 GMT)


@ Guest:

Yeah, you may be right about her pleasuring herself. She was non-responsive to say the least, so that would explain it away a little. She wasn't 'clenching' her cheeks 'Tightly' though, they were just twitching a little, so maybe not...I dunno!? I felt it was just a habit, as the twitching didn't feel hard enough to be her pleasuring herself, but you may well be correct!

@Novice Chikan

I'm going to say the same thing to you as I say to all the new chikans. CONCERT!!!!!! Be careful and take things steady. If it feels 'dangerous' it often means IT IS!!

Thanks to you all for the nomination, I appreciative that.


GroinRubber. (Sun 14 Oct 2012 16:56:27 GMT)


Gig...TONIGHT!! Can't stop, gotta get there, last minute thing...Will explain all later!


GroinRubber. (Sun 14 Oct 2012 22:46:36 GMT)

Novice Chikan - A Few Facts!!

OK guys, so here I sit (In my semi-damp spare pare of frotting joggers), just arrived back after my gig. It was a successful outing, but took a little twist to get there. Ahhhhhhhhhhhaaa!!

More weird feelings though!

I didn't get C.A.T.S. After the gig. I had it all the fucking drive there and through the gig, now that IS a new one for me!! I'm not saying there wasn't

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GroinRubber. (Mon 15 Oct 2012 10:09:24 GMT)

RE: smooovieee

Hey smooovieee.

Thanks for the post, good to hear from you.

The last time I had Speed/Coke would be the early/mid 90's. My days of narcotics are long behind me smooovieee. The only narcotic that is a problem is this damn chikan (which is the hardest to cure/quit.)

And as you already know, you don't need narcotics when your chikaning...the adrenalin is more than enough.

I capitalised 'TONIGHT' just to stress the last minute effect of the event for me...that's all!
The 'Ahhhhhhhhaaaa' is just to inject a little humour into the scripts. (however I do go 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa' when I blow my stack if the music's loud enough) lol!! :D


GroinRubber. (Fri 19 Oct 2012 21:31:29 GMT)

club cummer:

EXCELLENT story club cummer!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa!! (not had time to write my new one as yet)


GroinRubber. (Wed 24 Oct 2012 23:20:57 GMT)

SPUNKIN' USA (WARNING: she may be 27 years old)

Not got a lot of time at the moment so here's a short one I call...

...Spunkin' USA.

I was talking to some friends the other day about Band front men..Mick Jagger, Axl Rose, Chris Martin... etc.. etc! Anyway, Brian Wilson's name came up for some odd reason. It reminded me of when I went to see the Beach Boys (One that I'd virtually forgotten for some odd reason, u

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GroinRubber. (Mon 29 Oct 2012 12:34:05 GMT)



I've often thought about this one quite intensely at times. Most gigs/events I attend, my targets are around 80% consensual (maybe higher). On the really 'consensual' occasions...

...eg – Where a target may have turned to you and virtually 100% acknowledged your presence and your cock writhing around on their ass w

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GroinRubber (Thu 01 Nov 2012 22:23:53 GMT)

SPUNK ROCK!! (WARNING: she may be 19 years old)

Here is a 'Shorter' account of my most recent outing. I call this one...


This gig was a last minute thing, and last minute gigs always make me feel shit for some odd reason. I was attending a gig with a local reggae artist, an electronica act, and a more 'renowned' main headline artist. The gig was fairly intimate, and attendance looked 'fair

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GroinRubber. (Sat 03 Nov 2012 22:12:15 GMT)

RE: Jay/chikan star

Nice little story chikan star, an excellent beginning!

Jay, your cock looks a little flacid in them there halloween vids. Mine would have looked like an iron rod....pinting up at 12 oclock lol lol!! Nice vids jay!!

Hey what do you dudes think of Cheryl Cole.Me, I hate her, but I love her fucking semi blak booty Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa!!


GroinRubber (Sat 03 Nov 2012 23:14:49 GMT)

RE: Guest - Katy Perry.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaarrgghh! I'm with you on that one Guest!! Lol!!!


GroinRubber. (Sun 04 Nov 2012 10:50:53 GMT)

RE: Jay - Cock Out/Filming Risks

I know Jay. You're very brave filming it, and doing 'cock out' Grat vids. keep em coming but BE CAREFUL man! Once I was spotted at a gig with my cock out. I was being a bit sloppy and cocky (Excuse the pun) and I had to get the fuck out of there fast!! I had a full shiny bell-end hard on, you know the one lol! I thought it was all over....I never went back to that venue again. luckily it was way out of my town but It still shit me up big time, so TAKE CARE!

PS Did you cum on haloween, or was it a jerk off job later on?? Lol!

PPS Imagine being behind these two fuckers at a packed gig!


GroinRubber (Sun 04 Nov 2012 11:02:21 GMT)

Caption Of The Month

GroinRubber's Caption of the month suggestions: (That's not you is it Smoooovie)??

Time to work those brain boxes chikans! Ha Ha!!

GroinRubber (Sun 04 Nov 2012 19:38:07 GMT)

Re: Guest - Celebrity Nutting:

Re: Guest - Celebrity Nutting:

Yes, this has happened here on this board. It took me agaes to think who it was
THIS IS NOT MY STORY but another board members that I remembered and found out to paste here. ENJOY!! (The celebrity is Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child)


How about this for brave?...

You're welcome, Dalek...like I said,

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GroinRubber. (Mon 05 Nov 2012 11:03:50 GMT)


Nice to see you back Shadow! Any quick stories to share while you have a little time?

Any more takers for a GroinRubber caption?

I'm going for “Damn, a that bar stool would look mighty fine in Huggie Bear's crib”.

PS: What about a caption for this backdated October caption?? That dog has gotta be thinkin "mmmmm I don't know wether to lick it, kick it, or put a saddle on it".


GroinRubber (Thu 08 Nov 2012 00:00:04 GMT)


How can a chikan quit when things like this happen naturally and innocently, when you least expect it? True story!!...


Last week, I was at work. I work in a graphic design company, a small department within a huge office block with 4 elevators. I'm taking out the trash one afternoon, and I'm in the works elevator with the trash, when the lift stop

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GroinRubber. (Sun 11 Nov 2012 11:52:06 GMT)

RE: Chikaning on wives and girlfriends

Chikaning on wives and girlfriends.

I see where you're at, but no fun in that for me 'as a chikan' and I don't know wether that can even be classed as chikan perse? mmmmmmmmmm....no?
There is no element of risk or mysterious consensual activity,no sniffing of the 'strangeres' hair etc etc.... you know.
Having said that, I have done exactly the same as you before, but I just classes it as 'girlfriend stuff' and not chikan.

I have two scorching gigs in December, but may only attend one due to Christmas funds. The gig I want to attend most of all is a band that I adore. The question is...do I go in chikan gear, or wear jeans as part of the quitting thing?? Gaaaagghh. Test of character or what.



GroinRubber. (Sun 11 Nov 2012 12:13:51 GMT)

RE: Chikaning on 'OTHERS' wives and girlfriends

Re: Wives and Girlfriends.

This is slightly off the topic, but still connected....

As said in last post, not for me...BUT...I do have thoughts about one of my best friends girlfriends. She is a bit of a conventional ugly Betty type of geek, (which for some strange reason, turns me on more than a stunning chick) ?! She has an amazing ass which bounces healthily when she walks , and I

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GroinRubber. (Mon 12 Nov 2012 22:03:08 GMT)


Looking forward to your story Lewd, sounds as though it could be a hot one. I hope there is a nutting involved..lol!!

Great to see you back MTG, looking forward to some stories.

I think High School Humper 'maybe' on the quitting game. He mentioned it when it was a topic a while back. I salute him whole heartedly and wish him well.

I have an oppurtunity of a great gig on Saturday, in the genre of AOR.(I know it's gonna be packed) I'm not sure what to do??? I've been ill for a couple of days, so I'm not thinking straight. I'm also battling against the 'quit monster'.


GroinRubber. (Fri 16 Nov 2012 20:02:32 GMT)

It's not the end of the world.

Hi frotters.

So, a little bit of bad news last night....my AOR gig for Saturday was postponed to a future date...Gaaagghh!! Luckily, it's not the end of the world though. I have a 'back up' gig, which I was actually debating to go to instead anyway, so maybe it's a sign. (It's a similar genre too)

The new gig 'Should' be OK. It's in the same ci

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GroinRubber. (Fri 16 Nov 2012 23:03:57 GMT)

Not So Sloppy Seconds!

It's second from left for my first choice, or first from right for not so sloppy seconds!


GroinRubber. (Sun 18 Nov 2012 23:17:12 GMT)


Well chikans. Whilst the following content may depress some of you, or you may feel that it's off topic, I have to post it because of it's relevance to me and to chikan. To put it bluntly, I had a successful evening at the gig on Saturday, but saying 'successful' doesn’t feel right at this moment in time!?

Before the gig, during the day at work (where I was tying up the

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GroinRubber. (Mon 19 Nov 2012 10:03:41 GMT)

Re: Guest.

I'm not trying to gain audience - Just some insight. but I hear what you're saying guest and I apologise, and I'll use the quit page from now on, if there's need to that is.


GroinRubber. (Mon 19 Nov 2012 11:34:38 GMT)

Re: Thanks.

Thanks Guest - your comments are very empathic, and much appreciated.

I will enjoy the gig if I go. Something else 'small' happened on Saturday night, and I don't know if it became a sub-concious major factor to my feelings that night, and my feelings hereafter.

As I said, I was staying at a friends house so had my chikan gear in an overnight bag. BUT..I forgot my tra

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GroinRubber. (Mon 19 Nov 2012 11:40:43 GMT)

Re: Guest quote:

Re: Guest quote:

"As funny as this sounds, you are good at what you do at the gigs. If you focus on other things, you can be good at them, too. So in some ways you are a "good"/talented person... who spends time enjoyably at gigs. You can spend your talent and time elsewhere if you wish".

Guest - I think what I was trying to say with my 'detailed' post in a nutshell is, I enjoy gigs, but just lately I've started to 'feel' like an insidious pervert!!! I hate this feeling as generally I am a good, kind person.It stains and tarnishes me both mentally and physically at times. - I'm analysing, and picking out the debris of what can be a great evening in the most. - Can you relate to that?


GroinRubber. (Thu 22 Nov 2012 11:35:03 GMT)

Pervert bastard

Ayashi, must I listen to Pervert 'bastard' insult me like so??

GroinRubber. (Thu 22 Nov 2012 11:38:26 GMT)


I think I'm done here guys. Thanks

Be safe - All of you.

(even Pervert Bastard and Don)..

..I won't lower myself to your gutter level of name calling and negative nasty comments.



GroinRubber (Sun 25 Nov 2012 11:04:54 GMT)

Don and Pervert.


you look at things too one dimensionally my man! I respect both your and PervertBastards views and opinions, but you call me a loser for quitting chikan!!!! That's almost a paradox!

Some may that chikan is a game for losers, wouldn't you agree? For me, quitting is not a losers game, just moving on to the next phase in life. (I've not quit for sure just yet, as i

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GroinRubber. (Sun 25 Nov 2012 11:31:51 GMT)

RE: Don.

Hey Ayashi.

I think you should consider banning people like Don from the board. OK, so I had a rant, and maybe said some things a little too intense or sensitive, or maybe too truthful...I'M SORRY for that!!

But do we/I really have to listen to 'one post wonders' like Don, that crawl out of the woodwork to post abuse when it's totally unnecessary!! I'm starting to actually wonder if he has ever tried rubbing his cock against an ass to any degree!


GroinRubber. (Sun 25 Nov 2012 19:04:25 GMT)

Re: Don's opinions etc.


I've been questioning Don! Are my stories really shit like he says? I know my stories are far from classics and are nowhere near the best on the board. My stories are also very similar and one dimensional, but that's because I virtually repeat the same process when I'm out on the hunt, as It's tried, tested and it works well 'for me'!

As I

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GroinRubber. (Sun 25 Nov 2012 20:46:05 GMT)

Mirka Federer!

Mirka Federer! Not the greatest ass maybe but still worth a little Ahhhhhhaaa!

GroinRubber. (Mon 26 Nov 2012 09:42:22 GMT)


Any of you guys like a workout with this??


GroinRubber. (Wed 28 Nov 2012 00:46:14 GMT)


Hey Guest. I'm still here for now, Just trying to put some perspective on recent feelings and events. I've decided to put the story up seeing that I had already written it. Seems a shame for it to go to waste. I just wish I could stop feeling so shit about the aftermath of a chikan session. As I say, key word: Perspectives.
Giving up is NEVER easy and as straightforward as “Fuck it..I

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GroinRubber. (Wed 28 Nov 2012 21:01:28 GMT)

A Point Worth mentioning.

Thanks for the note Guest. I appreciate that. I know what I put up here was too much, and I've apologised, and I'll try not to get too hung up on the negative aspects of the game. Thanks.

A Point Worth mentioning.

Re: My upcoming gig on December 8th.

I have been to see this band periodically every year for the last 7 years or so. More often than not the concert is he

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GroinRubber. (Wed 28 Nov 2012 22:09:21 GMT)



GroinRubber. (Thu 29 Nov 2012 11:12:33 GMT)


Go for it West Indian. just go with the flow and see where the hunt takes you man. Be steady and don't rush things, gain the trust!
I nominate GroinRubber for 'Asshole Of The Month'


Any of you guys worked, or attepted to work in pairs as a chikan. I don't mean with an 'enemy' chikan, but maybe with a friend or someone you kno

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GroinRubber. (Fri 30 Nov 2012 20:05:06 GMT)

RE: Guest and Guestz

I most definitely agree with what Guest and Guestz are saying. This can, and DOES happen, and I speak from very similar experiences. The flip side of this coin is that I find more often than not that it works in another way too, that is when a girl is with a boyfriend or male friend that the chick seems to give more consent. Take my last story for example, and this happens a lot with me. In some w

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GroinRubber. (Fri 30 Nov 2012 21:12:22 GMT)

Hot Ass Clips.

I apologise if I have posted any of these before, but just look at these asses!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!! In the SECOND clip, I am not referring to the chick in tight jeans at the beginning. Watch on and you'll see a chick in light grey Aladdin pants with a hot ass. I'd blow in minutes if I got behind these fuckers at a concert!!




GroinRubber. (Fri 30 Nov 2012 21:22:12 GMT)

Another Ass Clip.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrgggaaaahhhh! I think I need to jerk off! I stand need watching this shit when I'm abstaining for gigs!!! I'm gonna end up with a case of Lilac Balls.



GroinRubber. (Sat 01 Dec 2012 23:10:10 GMT)


Now that's what I'm talkin about Shadow. A fucking excellent top notch story. That was like reading a classic from the Hall of Fame archives. You sure had a great time Shadow. Ugghhhaaahhhhhhaaa!!

That is what this fucking board is all about. Real chikaning, real situations. real people, targets with motions and emotions!! More Shadow please. It gave me blue balls just reading and

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GroinRubber. (Sun 02 Dec 2012 22:16:42 GMT)

Mall Shopping.

I agree with Don, Shadow's story was one for the Hall of Fame. It's classics like that that make this board sparkle.

Been out to the malls today to get some Festive shopping. There was fucking tight leggings everywhere. I had no intention of chikaning today, but it would have been a grand experience should I have chosen to.
I love it when the chicks wear those Ugg boots with th

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Dec 2012 10:10:47 GMT)

TOPIC: Changing Over The Years As a Chikan.

Shadow for the Award, I think we're all unanimous on that. That's a risky strategy you had there Dirty Uncle. Be careful man, and don't get busted.

Topic For Discussion.

Changing Over The Years As a Chikan.

Dirty Uncles post made me think a little how I have changed over the years as a chikan. I just wanted to ask you guys to maybe discuss the positive and/or ne

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Dec 2012 14:11:55 GMT)

RE:Technology killing the chikan

RE: Another Guest Comment

I totally agree with what you're saying here dude. This is another major factor of the quitting scenario for me. As is security isn't enough there's cameras galore everywhere.
Then as you say, iPhones and shit like that. I'm always conscious that someone could have spotted me chikaning and film it. Like you say, it kinda destroys hard-on'

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GroinRubber. (Mon 03 Dec 2012 16:04:09 GMT)

Work That Tool.

An old classic, but nice elegant chikaning. Look how she works his tool.


GroinRubber (Tue 04 Dec 2012 09:14:35 GMT)

Pre Gig Post.


RE: Bad Boy.Raw dog humping

Great vid Bad Boy. It's been up here before but STILL a nice reminder. This is the one where it looks like he's pissing at 1:30, but most think it's pre-cum...mmmmm not sure. See how the bitch looks back at him at 5:23. She knew what that filthy dawg was up to!!!

RE: Shogie and Shadow.

Thanks Shogie and Shadow for t

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GroinRubber. (Sat 08 Dec 2012 10:23:39 GMT)

December Double: Gig 1: CHIKAN IN PAIN. (WARNING: she may be 32 years old)


Gig 1.

Well, another chikan night to remember but, for different reasons this time. As you know this is the first gig of two quite close together ones. For reasons that will soon become apparent, I have called this one...


I arrive home from work with plenty of time to spare. I finished off my jobs at home, had a ho

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GroinRubber. (Sat 08 Dec 2012 10:28:51 GMT)

December Double: PRE GIG (2) POST


Well chikans, it's the second of my December gigs tomorrow evening. (Sat 8th) I'm in the office all day finishing off Christmas deadlines for our clients, so I'm going to the gig straight from work as the gig is an earlier start, and I don't know exactly what time I'll get off. We have a shower room, so I'll take my gear and cologne and then ge

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GroinRubber. (Sat 08 Dec 2012 10:34:21 GMT)


Guest, There's not much fun when your target is too oblivious to it. I always like consent (if possible) so you can 'play the game' 2gether!! Each to thier own though.
I agree with John a little. I'd like to hear some fresh stories so maybe you could supply us one buddy. That would be cool man!

It would be great to get some fresh story writers on the board before the Festive Season!

Shogie is far too busy on the hunt to keep posting stories! lol!!

Take care guys.


GroinRubber. (Sat 08 Dec 2012 10:38:06 GMT)

RE: Joethegroper.

Nice little tale there JTG.
More stories please joethegroper!! Any 'Nutts'??


GroinRubber. (Sun 09 Dec 2012 23:04:53 GMT)

RE: Guestz


I absolutely relate to what your saying here Guestz.

Entering a woman is not everything, and It's not always necessary if it's just a spunking that you're after.
I fully relate to what your saying having been in a similar situation. I too wouldn't want to catch anything, and rubbing between an arse crack is more than enough to jet your piston juice onto th

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GroinRubber (Sun 09 Dec 2012 23:33:06 GMT)


Any takers for the caption!! (Just a bit of fun)


GroinRubber (Sun 09 Dec 2012 23:41:54 GMT)

Re: Don - Shogie

Re: Don - Shogie

I've done my duty pal, and then some. Stop asking for things you don't deliver yourself. It's YOUR TURN!


GroinRubber. (Mon 10 Dec 2012 08:35:53 GMT)

RE: erudite Story

It's a great story erudite, but I think maybe the 'off topic' account may have affected board comments....I'm not sure. Wicked account though and I for one thank you for sharing it with us all! Any 'chikan' stories going?


GroinRubber. (Mon 10 Dec 2012 18:43:30 GMT)

Lady Ga ga.

Lady Ga ga.

She's not really my thing, but this picture seems to tell my cock otherwise.


GroinRubber (Mon 10 Dec 2012 19:50:17 GMT)

Becks Appeal

Becks Appeal! Watch that mother fucker victoria!

GroinRubber. (Wed 19 Dec 2012 21:19:54 GMT)

Merry Christmas All!

Merry Christmas to you All.
Frott Safely!


GroinRubber (Sat 22 Dec 2012 20:53:49 GMT)

Guest / Jeremy.

RE: Re: guest - bare to bare skin

Great little story there Guest....Nice!! It got my mojo writhing!!

RE: Jeremy
Crikey!! if I took a cialis for a gig, I'd blow my fucking gaskets befire I past the mercandise store!! Becareful man, your bell und will split! LOL!!

Merry Christmas all.


GroinRubber. (Mon 24 Dec 2012 09:02:16 GMT)

Happy Christmas!

GroinRubber. (Mon 24 Dec 2012 11:19:28 GMT)

December Double: Gig 2: THE FESTIVE FROTTER. (WARNING: she may be 23 years old)


Gig 2.

Sorry it's a bit late dudes. Soooooooo busy due to the Christmas season and work and shit. I've shortened this story a little this time around, stripping back on the candy a touch, sticking to the points of interest mainly as I have very little time, so I hope it doesn't spoil it too much for you guys. I call this Christmas cr

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GroinRubber (Mon 24 Dec 2012 12:53:42 GMT)

Mischievous Massager (WARNING: she may be 48 years old)


Some years back I used to sometimes work with this woman called Nicole. Nicole is in her late forties now but is still very hot, and she has one of those athletic jutting out booties.

We became OK friends over a five year period. Now, when she used to get a little 'stressed' I used to say to her 'Nicole, stand up, turn around'. I then us

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GroinRubber. (Mon 24 Dec 2012 16:03:01 GMT)

How long could you last?

How long would a chikan last with this??



GroinRubber. (Wed 26 Dec 2012 22:36:04 GMT)

RE: HSH And Leo 187.

HSH And Leo 187.

Nice to see you guys back.


I didn't bang the chick as it's not part of the 'chikan thing' for me. I don't want to go into personal circumstances, but there's other reasons too. Besides I'd blasted my muck and was reasonably satisfied sexually.

@ qwertasd

BOTH of them old pal.....BOTH!! lol!!

@ Leo 187.

Any new encounters bro?


GroinRubber. (Thu 27 Dec 2012 21:50:59 GMT)

Re Guest - Dumb Luck.

Great little story there Guest. Sounded like my kinda territory.

That's the great thing about gigs. I find most of the chicks enjoy it (If you're not too creepy with your technique) You chose a great target and did the tests, so that's why it worked for you dude.

Yeah, maybe you had a little luck on your side too, but it sounded like she was up for 'The Game'

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GroinRubber. (Sat 29 Dec 2012 19:45:17 GMT)

Re: Plain vs. super hot


Plain vs. super hot

I go for the plain (or as manasteel says, even ugly) any day over super hot! The reasons I like to think are fairly obvious. Ugly/average chicks don't expect a cock against their ass, and that can mean that they become easier targets (not always though)

Ugly and avergae chicks really turn me on. In fact, I was in the mall today looking at Blu R

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GroinRubber. (Mon 31 Dec 2012 10:01:05 GMT)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year all. Enjoy yourselves and take good care.


GroinRubber. (Wed 02 Jan 2013 01:18:21 GMT)

TWIGHLIGHT BLASTER. (WARNING: she may be 22 years old)

Firstly, CONGRATULATIONS to The Informer! I hope you find peace love and happiness as a forthcoming father. Good Luck. I'll miss your contributions and look forward to you dropping in from time to time.

Thanks also to everyone for the kind words and nominations, and I'm glad some of you enjoy my postings. I appreciate Shadow's comment for saying that I tried to bring a sense

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GroinRubber (Wed 02 Jan 2013 11:08:30 GMT)

''here goes the trials and tribulations of a chikan.''


I too read that comment in different ways Shadow, and I whole-heartedly take all your comments on board and will use your time served here as vital experience for myself. I don't know why the board has 'haters' as we are all here for the same reasons. To share, and discuss ALL chikan aspects, feelings and activity through whatever way we feel to display it.


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GroinRubber. (Wed 02 Jan 2013 23:38:38 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Picture

GroinRubber's Caption Picture:

Come on Shogie, you can normally pick some crackers for these.

@Guest. Just a qick note to the Guest who posted on Mon 31 Dec 2012 10:25:14 GMT.
You said "i tried to write one (a story) and it just turned out horrible"

Don't assume your own story is bad. As chikans, we all have good and bad experiences and indeed good and bad stories too.
Just post what you did. It may still be exiting to us all. I for one would love to hear your offerings, no matter how short, or shit you think they are.

Post em man, Please.


GroinRubber (Thu 03 Jan 2013 18:52:30 GMT)

RE: Fanatic and International.

@ Fanatic.

Great to see a female here. Welcome my dear. Let me know what gigs you're attending this year, and I can assure you....The GroinRubber won't be too far behind you lol. ( you'll know me by the smell of my cologne and the elegant rub of my groinage...lol) Seriously though, WELCOME Fanatic!!

Any stories of being 'The Target'????????????????? Would l

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GroinRubber. (Sat 05 Jan 2013 19:34:31 GMT)


Great video Otboy. I've not seen that one. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Very nice indeed. Thanks for posting it dude. Any stories??


I was at work this morning when a new client (a female) came in to see me about a project. She bought her two teenage daughters, and I could hardly concentrate on the client and the job they needed doing.

They both had skin tight meg

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GroinRubber. (Sun 06 Jan 2013 11:17:33 GMT)


Quite right Shogie. I think that one would have been for another fetish board! lol!

PS. What do you reckon to this ass fellow frotters?


GroinRubber. (Mon 07 Jan 2013 22:59:32 GMT)

Thanks / Guest/ Upcoming Gig

Thanks to all that enjoyed my posts enough to Nominate me for Man Of The Year and Hall Of Fame. I appreciate it a lot.

T H A N K Y O U !!!!

Congratulations to Shadow and High School humper too!

@ Guest.

Firstly I'd just like to correct you on something that you noted. I did not actually complete a 'Hat Trick' as you say at all, as I won the NOVEMBER a

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GroinRubber. (Tue 08 Jan 2013 20:54:32 GMT)

RE: Guestz - Anyone like me?

Guestz, I know exactly what you mean. One example: I have a friend who's wife has a hot shapely booty, and when they (my friend and his wife) went to see Erasure on a world tour some years back they told me about it when they got back, and said they were right in the packed area at the front.
My cock writhed in excitement, and I had some precum on my helmet when I checked. I'd love to 'get on' her but I think it's just too risky.

This is just ONE example of an array of family related members and friends wives/girlfriends etc that I have had this feeling with....I think it's natural with most chikans.


GroinRubber. (Wed 09 Jan 2013 19:03:07 GMT)

Shogie/Arm Rubbing.

@ Shogie:

message understood! The 'Quit' section it will be from here on. Thanks for understanding and recognising the humanisation of chikan. Only a select few would detect that, so cheers!


Well, to make matters worse, my car is in the garage until fucking Saturday, and ironically, I have a Jeep, which I just borrowed out to a friend and his partner for a holi

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GroinRubber. (Fri 11 Jan 2013 19:51:36 GMT)

TOPIC: Unusual tastes/nuances in your 'personal' chikan.

@ guestz:

I have also suffered a 'ripped' bell-end due to excess grinding. Not goos, stings like fuck when you jump in the shower. Great little story. You write some tantalising little tit-bits gustz, and I for one look forward to some more 'fleshed out' new shit soon from you. Anything planned?

TOPIC: Unusual tastes/nuances in your 'personal' chikan

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GroinRubber. (Fri 11 Jan 2013 21:13:09 GMT)

RE Shogie - Black Tights DY-NO-MIIIIIITE!!!

Jesus Shogie.
That video with the girl in the black tights was wicked. She seemed to be showing some signs that she was a player. eg: twiddling her hair, tiptoeing, and moving her booty against her stalkers cock unnecessarily.

Do you think she was a possible player Shogie?


GroinRubber (Sat 12 Jan 2013 20:00:53 GMT)

Other Video / Playing with matches.

Hey Shogie.

Yeah, I understand that we all have different chikan techniques, as you say, you like them not to know and I'm the other way around. Many years back, well the late 90's, I was a little more into 'them not knowing' but I have evolved over the years, mainly because of it feeling safer...SOMETIMES!

I have to disagree with you a little about 'players

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GroinRubber. (Sun 13 Jan 2013 20:03:00 GMT)

Re: Getting Burnt.

Hey Shogie (and all).

I was in no way calling you a novice man. On the contrary, I am more aware that you are a most honourable veteran of this art. Sorry if my post read that way.

What I was 'trying' to say was that the general novice would not treat a player (as we call them) in the same way as a vet, as all that would be on the novice's mind was blasting his muck.

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GroinRubber. (Sun 13 Jan 2013 20:24:24 GMT)

Shogie: Misunderstood Comment.

Nice images Guest. I wish my bell-end was that bicycle seat!

@ Shogie:

You misunderstood me (Or I composed myself wrong). In 'No way' did I mean YOU a novice Shogie. I just meant 'NOVICES IN GENERAL' I just didn't word it very well or break my paragraphs correctly. I know you're a veteran, and I commend you as a chikan. Apolgies for the mix-up.


GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Jan 2013 00:34:10 GMT)

Finger Lickin good!!

Finger Lickin good!!

GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Jan 2013 13:45:49 GMT)

Nightclub Naughty / Players.


Dave, that's the kind of player I'm talkin about. The one in your story was a classic example. BUT, as Shogie has said, this can change at any time. Women are strange and very fickle creatures. This little scenario is one of many explaining their fickle nature...

...Nightclub Naughty

I was at a Nightclub once back in 1990, and there was a performer on in the

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GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Jan 2013 23:14:57 GMT)

Players - Old Stories.

Nice comment on the Caption Shogie.

I'd like to hear some more from Dave. Sounds like you may hava a story or two Dave?As we've talkin' about players, I thought it may be worth mentioning a story I posted on here a while back.

I've had many experiences with so called 'Players' but one that particularly sticks out in my mind is a Gig I went to in 1992. Th

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GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Jan 2013 23:26:14 GMT)

DEBATE: Number One Nutt.

DEBATE: Number One Nutt.

Hello chikans of the ass shaped table. A little topic for debate.

What is the 'BEST' chikan gig /experience you have attended and why/for what reason/s???

Now come on, none of this 'well there's a few'!! Sure there is, but what's the fucking B E S T ??????

Normally I'd put mine up now, but I'm really gonna have to search through the archives in the Bat Cave. There's soooo many that were soooo good! But I'm looking for my elusive best experience mmmmmmmmm!!! Look forward to any replies.

I don't know about you, but the board seems nice, peaceful, and fruitful at the moment...or is it just me again?? Doh!!


GroinRubber. (Mon 14 Jan 2013 23:41:32 GMT)

Cockblocker's Revenge

Cockblocker's Revenge !!!

GroinRubber. (Tue 15 Jan 2013 20:28:45 GMT)

My Final response

Hey Shogie.

OK, I get your drift man, I think we've just had a few crossed wires here and there. Yes, I do look for a 'player', but in all truth it happened over the years by accident.

I found as an active chikan that more and more, I just seemed to get (I won't ay player’s)...Targets that responded favourably to my chikan advances!
Yeah, this did not mean tha

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GroinRubber. (Tue 15 Jan 2013 23:53:29 GMT)

Who wants coffee?

GroinRubber. (Wed 16 Jan 2013 00:21:03 GMT)

Pretty In Pink 2

GroinRubber. (Wed 16 Jan 2013 19:47:02 GMT)

Shogie Vids / Caption.

Great Vids Shogie! You could have titled that post 'String Quartet! lol!!
Whilst I have your attention Shogun...how's about a caption for this!


GroinRubber. (Wed 16 Jan 2013 23:02:04 GMT)

Right Thurr.

GroinRubber. (Thu 17 Jan 2013 19:45:16 GMT)

Abstinence ? Slim Shady

Thanks for the Mellow Yellow caption Shogun, nice that you accompanied it with a video of the song too LOL Excellent!!

The 'Asian' video was 'interesting' too, thanks for posting it.

@Slim Shady.

A nice story there man. The first of 2013...I think?? Great anyway. Would like to hear more, AND see the photo.
Just drag it to your Desktop (on your pc/mac) an

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GroinRubber. (Fri 18 Jan 2013 23:27:09 GMT)

The Best Girls?

I've been doing a little research with regard to the artists I'm going to watch next Saturday. I checked some YouTube clips to look at the attendance at the small and personal venues that they normally play.

Attendance was OK, but the one thing that really got my spunk trumpet twitching was that all the woman I could see in the crowds were dancing really sexily, like heads moving

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GroinRubber. (Sat 19 Jan 2013 20:13:23 GMT)

Shogie and Guest


Nice little story on the Swedes there Guest – Thanks for that man. Sounded lake you had a fucking blast.....literally!

@ Shogie

I'm so fucking envious man. No nutt in 2013 for me as yet, and I really stand need reading this shit because my balls are already turning purple from the abstinence. I think I may have to knock one out before my gig an a week.

I might post an old story up later as I've nothing new as such to report on as yet.


GroinRubber. (Sat 19 Jan 2013 20:38:41 GMT)

Video Clip

Just look at these two young sluts!! Don't they understand what they do to men like us? I'd cream a bucketload over the bitch in orange.

I'd love to get behind someone at a gig with a dress like this in 2013. Look at the contours of their tander asses....GRAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHAAAAGGAAARRGGLLEEEAAAAHHH!!



GroinRubber. (Mon 21 Jan 2013 20:00:54 GMT)

Shogie/Upcoming gig.

Nice story Shogie. Nothing for ages, then you're back like a fucking demon lol!

Well, I had to 'knock one out' last night due to a severe case of project blue balls. Man did I fucking spurt!!

I didn't much think about the upcoming gig until today when I was oput catching up with work stuff. Man there were chicks in those tight leggings everywhere, and I especi

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GroinRubber. (Mon 21 Jan 2013 22:44:42 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption.

GroinRubber's Caption.

GroinRubber. (Tue 22 Jan 2013 20:11:08 GMT)

Frotting The Impaired

Hello Chikans of the Bell End shaped table!

Something happened to me today which reminded me of something, which in turn leads me to reluctantly place this topical debate here.

Today, I was out and about doing all my shit, and being the metro-sexual that I am, I had to go to and get some grooming products (especially with Saturday's gig getting close....4 more sleeps to go). I n

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GroniRubber (Wed 23 Jan 2013 20:27:28 GMT)

Re: - Frotting The Impaired

Thanks for the comment Shogie.

I remember being at a huge outdoor gig at the back end of the 80's, and I too spotted what I think was a hearing impaired chick. Her ass was seething hot, but I just couldn't do it!

However, targets were in abundance at this venue, so what if it had been slimmer pickings? Mmmmmmmmmm??

What about someone with the big 'C'? Or is that taking it too far.

I'd like to hear a little more on this topic.


GroinRubber. (Wed 23 Jan 2013 20:48:49 GMT)

GroinRubber's New Soccer Team!

GroinRubber. (Fri 25 Jan 2013 00:14:07 GMT)

RE: Frotting The Impaired

Yeah, I totally agree Shogie.

Just wondered if there were any chikans here with no scruples here. (I'm sure that there is, hiding in the woodwork somewhere)

I couldn't even bring myself to do it with a hearing impaired chick. I'd get C.A.T.S. Big time with any impairment in all honesty, but that's just me.

Anyway, on a lighter note, here's some smokin' oga zoola that needs some pigs eye juice blasting all over it!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!


GroinRubber. (Fri 25 Jan 2013 20:00:04 GMT)

Gig / Ticket Tip.

Well, gig tomorrow.

Grooming: Check
Cologne: Check
Fresh frotting Gear: Check

I'm hoping to go for a spermicide double, if not, a single....if not, I'll have an extra pair of trousers in the car for some bar chikan should the gig fail me.

Cant wait!!!!

Concert Tickets Tip.

A little tip for all you 'newbie' chikans out there. If you ever

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GroinRubber. (Sun 27 Jan 2013 13:08:54 GMT)


Successful night despite a worrying start due to poor attendance!


GroinRubber. (Sat 09 Feb 2013 13:29:06 GMT)

Hello / The Truth - Concert Crowd Footage.

Hello fellow spunkers.

Well, to answer Shogie.... I have only experienced two nutts so far this year, and they were both at the gig of a few weeks back. The first target fucking milked me big time, throwing my tube-steak every which way but fucking loose with her ample oga zoola.

The second nutt was a bit more of a strain as they often are, you know....uhhugghh ug

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GroinRubber. (Sun 10 Feb 2013 23:17:54 GMT)

The Three Spunkateers.

Who’d like to have their piston pipe smashed up against the asses of these three fucking sluts?? Triple Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa!!


GroinRubber. (Tue 12 Feb 2013 13:01:37 GMT)

RE: the truth footage.

I really want to try and stay clear of all this 'the truth' controversy and debate.
So this will be my only post on the topic. I have already made it clear that this is not for me, and I stand by that decision. The FACT, and I emphasise 'Fact' of the matter is this:

The footage posted was obviously shot by some professional or semi-professional videographer, and as so

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GroinRubber. (Wed 13 Feb 2013 23:05:59 GMT)

GroinRubber's Ass Of The Week.

Now, now you guys! Live and let live eh!

One thing that I can tell you cats for fucking sure. I'd love to get my spunk trumpet sandwiched between those two fucking delicious buns. Now that my friends IS the truth!


GroinRubber. (Fri 15 Feb 2013 23:16:17 GMT)

RE: Shogie's BEAT MY DICK UP .

Ahaaaaaaaaaaahhh...Shogie!! now that's what this fucking site is all about man. What a great clip. That's just how I like em. See how she hutches up her jeans to accentuate her crack for the chikan! I suspect she knows what's happening there dude. Now THAT is a real chikan clip. I commend you Shogun.

I think I might lie low a while until this 'The Truth' nonsense has all blown over. Lol!


GroinRubber. (Wed 20 Feb 2013 20:18:45 GMT)



Hey Fellow Frotters.

I was thinking earlier today about all the terms and/or abbreviations I use in my 'secret world' as an active chikan, and I wanted to develop a topic (if anyone's interested) about their own terms, abbreviations, names that you guys may use in your 'secret world' as a chikan. I have a few of these terms, a

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GroinRubber. (Wed 20 Feb 2013 21:30:17 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption.

Spider Chikan.

"Oh No....My spider sense....er..I mean my bell end is tingling"


GroinRubber. (Thu 21 Feb 2013 19:36:23 GMT)

RE: Terms of the Chikan's World

Hey Shogie.

No, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that there was already a segment for terminologies on the website, so sorry to you all for repeating something that has been done already.

However, I would still like to hear from you newer chikans, and those of you whom were also unaware that this had been dome before.
I also feel what I was trying express was a 'little&#

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GroinRubber. (Thu 21 Feb 2013 19:43:08 GMT)

GroinRubber's Caption Of The Week.

Any suggestions?

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