Shit! It's Been A While!
Gotdamn!! I have been away for MADD long, yo. Nonetheless, glad to see this board is still in effect, peeps. Checked out some newer members; props on ya written accounts...do ya thing! With that said, congrats as well to the new Man & Rookie of the Year 2011, as well as the new HOF inductees.
Tip of the hat, as always, to the vets, real talk. Senor Carlos, you BEEN holdin' it
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London Night Bus Action? Careful....
'Sup peeps...looks like all is well on the ridin' front here.
Real talk though, watch that London night bus activity, y'all. All props go out to those who get theirs successfully on there however I have seen some fools get caught up something nasty on those buses more than a few times.
Like NYC, the BTP have gotten more hip to that now, so even vets have to keep a close
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Re: lost stories - Ayashi
Just a quick note to inform you that the "London Night Bus Action? Careful..." comment was posted by me. Thanks and glad to see everything is back up and running. :-)
Re: Night Bus Action - Crowd Spotter
No problem, you are welcome, Crowd Spotter. Of course, I only share with good intent, as we all share a common bond here.
Don't get me wrong though; if the opportunity presents itself...and you use your own personal judgment...hey..roll with it, I guess. Prior to the buses getting reconfigured, I did catch the opportunities to get ABYSS deep between some phat asses of varied London
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X - Ginger Chikan
HA!!! Those pics felt like they had a running commentary, man. That dude was CLEARLY up to no good....with his head down in most of the pics, obviously gettin' up to some shady shit. For me, the pic that had me rollin' the most though was the 8th one down from the top. The chick's expression pretty much tells us how DEEEP his dick must have been between her buttcheeks at that very moment. Nice post, homie...
stone_7 - NYC Bad luck Colombian
Damn son! That story was some comical shit...but WRONG on so many levels, man. As a chikan brotha, I felt for you while reading that though, real talk. That broke down rapper had so much hate in his heart, he just couldn't help himself!!
That punk knew what time it was from the jump; that's why his hatin' ass tried to clown you on some 'is that your boyfriend?' t
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High School Humper - Lunch Line Humping
Hey man, that shit was BUCKWILD.
I remember those high school days WELL, so I know you gettin' yours just the same as I was at that time.
That rogue chikan was hatin' on another level; I think that he was actually following you around to see whom you had success with, so he could swoop in on some vulture-type shit and scoop your targets. Yep, I've encountered lowlifes
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Re: High School Humper
You're welcome, no problem at all, brotha. Invariably, there has been some real talent in here, so I wanted to acknowledge you as one of them, as your description in this account made me feel like I was right there wit' ya.
I also really appreciate your likeness for 'Blonde Ambition' as well. The HOF and archives really do contain some hidden gems from some great
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Re - CAUGHT!!!!
Uh huh. See, that's why I stopped messin' with those subways long ago, especially in NYC. Those of you that are still operating down there, I say this sincerely, y'all: BE CAREFUL. Those UC's are not playing anymore, man...
Nice posts, Shogie. I like the way that the chick gave him a 'crack sample' on the cool.
Plus, that anti-chikan gear was crazy!
Maybe....just maybe...there is a 'chikan' out there....who would pursue such a dangerous feat...
Could it be this guy for instance? I mean, as EXPERIENCED chikans, we are all well aware of 'looking for opportunities'...but...this?? This was simply embarassing to watch. Sometimes...if it ain't there...we just gotta 'let it go'.....:-D
I know that posting pics on the main board has been a bit debatable but I just could not resist this one. With that said, Ayashi, please feel free to move it to the off topic board, if necessary.
Let's hope this 'unfortunate chap' had better luck with his next target...
Re - third eye open - pic
Just messing around while surfing, I had put 'frotting' in the Google search bar, clicked on 'images' and found that pic a few pages down. The caption is what made me laugh more than anything...
Re: Are We Clear Here???
Uh huh, indeed. Quality vid there, Shogie. I intend on continuing to replicate that kind of cheek splittin' action at a number of upcoming music events.
I particularly like the way this dude had his deck wedged VERY NICELY in the crack of the chick with the black and white striped miniskirt. Professional... :-D
Re: Shogie - Are We Clear Here???
No doubt, homie! As we have always said from the get-go, practically NOTHING beats 'nuts-to-butts' packed concert settings. Real talk. In a setting like that, professionals can exercise almost every term in the glossary on them phat asses! Thank the Chikan Gods for the Summer, man...as they bring out those thin summer dresses! :-D
By the way, you are killin' it with t
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A lil appetizer...
Still on the look out for that vid, brotha...but bumped into this along the way; just lending a hand on the video tip.
The vets here will clearly recognize where this dude failed to maximize on his efforts...
To Piss Or Not To Piss?
Sorry guys. In light of the vid that I had posted, I just couldn't help myself with that title :-)
Yep, Shogie and GroinRubber, you both make valid points. I know when I first saw it, I was like..'this mofo got a KILLER ASS in front of him....and he CAN'T GETT HARD off that shit?!' For me, on that basis, ALONE, that dude dropped the ball, man. However, with fur
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Damn! What's crackin', people?
It really has been AGES since I have passed through here, man; too long! On the real, between travelling and work, I just wish I had more time. Nonetheless, it don't stop ya boy from 'rolling in the deep' (and that sure ain't got nothin' to do with Adele!) between the phat butt cheeks of my targets out there. In fact
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Just a lil extra for the picture pot...
Now, I KNOW y'all can't be posting booty pics and forget this smokin' hot bitch...seriously! :-D
One more for the road...
Nor can you forget Kim's other contender, Amber Rose, for the 'booty throne.' Shit...a BIG shout out to Kanye West...for smashin' BOTH of these bitches, man...
Re: Shogie - Amber Rose
''Bald-headed bitches''...LOL!!! Man, you ain't never lied, homie.
I must admit, I also think that Amber looked fly when she had her hair..so I have no idea why this broad took the 'G.I Jane' route. All the same, fuck it. If I saw that chick bent over a barricade, I would cross the Red Sea to get to that ass, that's for sure :-D
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Any Presidential Nutts??
I saw those crowds at Obama's re-election speech and my heart rate nearly went into fuckin' overdrive!!!
The chikans at that event must have had some SERIOUS 'over the railing' encounters. Shit, I can only IMAGINE the amount of broads that must have got their phat butt cheeks spread by some solid dicks that night. Lawd!!! :-O
Re: Shogie - Inaugural Nut
Yes indeed! Now, THAT is some REAL diggin' in the crates from back in da day right there, as that is one of my favorite accounts from you, homes.
In fact, I had just finished reading it again, prior to this post. My man went UUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHH all up in that valley! LOL! Impressive material as always, dude. Real props from one concert junkie to another, homie.
Speakin' of concert junkie vets, where you at, Bad-Boy? Did you get any smashes in at the past Labor Day parade?...
For my chikan brothas in arms..
Just passed through here and seen that the board appears to be going through another rough patch. LOL. Allow cooler heads to prevail, my chikan knights!!
Want some mo' booty?! Ok...here ya go!!... :-D
How about THAT for the 'X Factor'?
''vibrating cock ring on under my microfiber shorts and had a field day. Spent 2 hours in the electronics section windshield wiping the cheeks and digging into the creases of these leggings clad sluts. Came three times.''
Jeeezuss!! My man X takes no prisoners, man! :-)
Mo' Fo' Da Phat Ass Fest...
Working out with muscular broads....I think I'll pass in order to stick my dick WAY DEEP between the phat cheeks of these honeydips. To each their own but I got love for them curvy broads every time!..:-D
A lil mo'..
This bitch needs a saddle!
Re: Guest - Black friday
Just to clarify, I was giving props to X by re-posting an excerpt from his most recent comment titled ''RE: Can't stop taking advantage!'' that he placed on the board. I missed out on the Black Friday crush, dude...:-)
Indeed, gents, having a broad with you is an age old factor that transcends the chikan game, that's for sure.
Through a wide variation of experiences of my own, I have pretty much concluded that most broads out there want what they cannot have (or at least the perception of what they cannot have.)
For the most part, women are considerably more competitive than men...and they
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Gotta Smash An Ass Right At The Festival Of Lights!
Chikan Knights Of The Grand Order...
How goes it, brethren? Always good to see the board come to life on a positive note...
Been a hot min since I dropped anything here...however Guest has asked for a lil somethin'..so..hey....fuck it...why not, right?
Based on scoring at this particular event before, I looked forward to this festival with heavy antic
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Thanks West Indian; much appreciated, brotha. You are RIGHT ON THE MONEY, where the Trini and Guyanese chicks are concerned as well. Based on the locations of Trinidad within the Caribbean and Guyana virtually considered as South America, the Indian chicks in both countries practically, for the most part, CANNOT ESCAPE the 'phat ass' gene. :-D Outside of chikan, I have 'dipp
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Just wanted to post this real quick (before my woman gets here LOL) to show more gratitude and much appreciation for all of your feedback. Real talk.
Shogie - homie said ''curry crack''! LOL. Yeah, man...I had to get my Eastern grind on, son. All phat ass applications are welcome, you of all vets know that!
GroinRubber - thank you for your
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Firstly, thank you to same old groper, Leo187 and amir for your comments, much appreciated.
NICE pic GroinRubber! Two more captions for the list:
Guy: ''Maybe if I stare long enough...and wish hard enough...I can zap this basic and pathetic excuse for a girlfriend standing next to me outta my mind and replace her with that fine ass bitch in the window? Even for
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As an extremely avid boxing fan, I knew that Shane Mosley was not up to par AT ALL in this fight with Manny Pacquiao.
Thankfully for us, though, Shane's girlfriend stood up out of her seat to express the same thing..and got me IRON HARD when she did! Bella, Bella!!
Ho, Ho...and more hoes...
My chikan brethren,
A belated Merry Christmas to you all. Here...have a phat ass...Shadow's treat :-D
What? Mo' Hoes?
And of course..happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa to all those who observe. :-D Here, feast on the same delicious treat on me...
It's about that time...
So, just my two cents/pence/shillings whatever on the year end nominations...
With a bit of time on my hands the other day (actually the same day that I had posted the recent pics) I used that as a chance to 'dig in the crates' to check out the majority of the year's activities.
For me, regarding Man of the Year, it was a coin toss between H
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Re: GroinRubber - TWIGHLIGHT BLASTER.
You are welcome, GroinRubber. If you are making an effort to promote morale on the board, then there is essentially no other way that one could (or should) view that effort...as it is what it is. In all honesty, you are the not the first to do so here however I felt that you should certainly receive acknowledgment for your attempts.
As you saw in Shogie's post concerning his reco
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Re: Shogie - What's In A Word(s)
LOL! Indeed. The calming after effect from a blunt over the holiday season more than likely brought that out of me. :-D
Firstly, thank you for the MOTM December award; much appreciated. When time permits, I will drop some more accounts on the board. In all honesty, I have gotten indulged in so many experiences recently that I had not appropriately set aside the time to turn them into accounts, that's all :-)
Congrats go out to GroinRubber AND High School Humper for the Men
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