Ayashi-BBS Hall of Fame

This archives page enshrines the writings of our beloved Rider in the Crack

Rider in the Crack (Wed 28 Dec 2005 21:19:44 GMT)

Sub-Continent Booty

Brothers, help me out.

I have a new co-worker from Bangladesh and she has the most spectacular booty I've ever seen in awhile. Most days she wears heels and very elegant slacks. I wouldn't call her slacks inappropariate for work or anything, but they do a wonderful job of showing off her ass. She has a nice round booty that jutts out. Her butt hangs kinda low, but the cheeks are so round a

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Rider in the Crack (Thu 29 Dec 2005 20:39:22 GMT)

Puerto Rican Tail Feathers

My big booty deep crack Bangladesh coworker got me thinking about a recent memorable groping experience. Taking in that nice brown impossibly round low slung hump encased in gray heron bone slacks, all I could think was: "I bet she has a nice layer of carpet on the lawn."

Which brings me to my previous furry experience.

My two homeboys and I hooked up with 3 chicks at a club. We we

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Rider in the Crack (Fri 28 Dec 2007 16:46:55 GMT)

Adventures in Gift Wrapping

Hot Young White Ass! I was out Christmas shopping and that's what I saw. She wore a pair of low rise Mudd jeans, Uggs, and a pink crop top that showed her flat tanned belly complete with the lines of her pelvis disappearing into the waistband of those low rise jeans. Her ass wasn't big but it was the quintessential perfect bubble, amazingly round, shapely, and just a little plump. One of

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Rider in the Crack (Mon 07 Jan 2008 20:00:25 GMT)

Riding the Big One

I went to the bar to cheer on my college’s football team during their bowl game and had an awesome experience.
I knew when I saw her on my way to the bar to get my first drink that it was going to be a good night.
She wore a pair of low rise skinny jeans, a Hollister tee shirt, and baseball cap with her blonde pony tail bobbing out the back. She drank a long neck Corona and it wa

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Rider in the Crack (Tue 08 Jan 2008 19:08:01 GMT)

Promised Land

Rider in the Crack (Wed 09 Jan 2008 16:03:12 GMT)

RITC Chronicles -- "Hybrid Booty"

For a while I messed around with this half white half Korean chick who had a major hybrid BadonkaDonk. I'm talking wide round hips sitting up on the small of her back like a shelf. Fucking twin biege globes, nice and firm with just the right amount of bounce and wobble. She was 5'2" and in addition to that ass she had a decent c cup rack with dark grape-like nipples; the kind of rac

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Rider in the Crack (Thu 10 Jan 2008 13:42:26 GMT)

RITC Chronicles #2 “The MILF Who Came in From the Cold”

I'm always amazed by the boldness in terms of fashion of some older chicks. The ones trying to hold on their glory days and compete with the all hot young things just begging for a hump.

You're seen them: tight jeans with their thongs hanging out the back, belly rings, tattoos, boobs spilling out of tops two sizes too small or hard nips showing, braless, short skirts and sky high

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Rider in the Crack (Thu 10 Jan 2008 23:21:30 GMT)

Thanks Shogun

Thanks for the props Shogun. Thankfully a few old heads are still around, in addition to quailty cats like Manhatten.

You speak the truth about the hang around man. Totally can't even think about hitting that spot again. Also, I broke one of my own rules. Never get too trashed (drunk) to use good common sense when on you're the prowl.

Anyhow, peace brothers. Working on making my adventure from the 311 concert in VA Beach over summer worth reading. Was a great time, but only got near one chick. It wasn't a nutting experience and she wasn't random so not sure if it's worth relating.

Also, Manhatten. Yeah bro, VA Tech homie here. Wasn't in Blacksburg though. Was at bar in DC; huge Hokie community here.



Rider in the Crack (Mon 14 Jan 2008 17:27:13 GMT)

RITC Report

Full Effect
I went out this weekend with a big group of folks to a bar and they had a band called "Full Effect" playing. There were so many girls there I couldn't believe it. The band is a cover band that mostly plays the East Coast (Jersey to DC) but they seen to have a huge following among the ladies. The band member seem to know it and really play of this aspect of there

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Rider in the Crack (Tue 15 Jan 2008 18:57:56 GMT)

RITC Chronicles #3 - Grassroots Booty

If you ever get the chance to go to a 311 concert, by all means go. In addition to all the hotties, it's an awesome community experience. I discovered that their shows attracted to types of chicks:
You got the super friendly hippie chicks that are there for the band and are totally down with anyone else who believes in the band. These are the girls who can be wearing anything, fro

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Rider in the Crack (Tue 22 Apr 2008 17:51:21 GMT)

RITC Chronicles -- NCCA Tourney Booty

RITC Chronicles -- NCCA Tourney Booty

I went to the bars to watch a lot of the NCAA tournament basketball games, and got a nice grind on a super fit WVU chick the night the Mountaineers beat Duke.

I met a group of friends out and we had a big table near one of the televisions. We watched the first half at the table and the waitress keep the pitchers of beer coming. The bar got prett

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Rider in the Crack (Tue 29 Apr 2008 19:42:56 GMT)

RITC Chronicles -- Alumni House Booty Bandit

RITC Chronicles -- Alumni House Booty Bandit

Over the weekend my Alma Marta had its annual spring football game. It's the public's first chance to check out the school's prospects for the fall season and it's always a big alumni weekend.

On Saturday evening after the game I attended a mixer at alumni house. I wasn't expecting any action there (more looking fo

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Rider in the Crack (Wed 30 Apr 2008 19:50:40 GMT)

FYI - Boston Area Mass Transit

Greetings brother. Personally, I'm not much of a mass transit groper, but for those of you who are, check this out:


And beware! There is undercover booty among us.

RITC(Rider in the Crack)

Rider in the Crack (Mon 05 May 2008 18:36:52 GMT)

RITC - Anti-Groping Campaign Cause Controvery

RITC - Anti-Groping Campaign Cause Controvery

Check this out.


Pretty funny. And the picture with the slogan "Rub Against Me or I won't fill my boner quota" is classic. Damn, wish I had written that one.

Rider in the Crack (RITC)

Rider in the Crack (Wed 07 May 2008 13:39:46 GMT)

Concert Security

Umm. Lets see.

Concert. Raped.

Report It! Shit will be investigated. Arrest will be made.

Case in point:

Woodstock '99
Puerto Rican Parade 2000

I'm guessing the experiences of extreme concert behavior recently discussed here occurred before either of these events. Anyone who has been to a concert anytime in the last decade knows shit like that doesn't fly. If a chick reports anything like that happening at a real concert (Warped Tour, Coachella, etc) the fuzz will descend.

And if you don't report it, that's just crazy.


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