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Arm Humper (Mon 19 Dec 2005 15:39:23 GMT)


Greetings to letme and others also, hoping to hear from you soon.

Arm Humper (Mon 19 Dec 2005 21:16:35 GMT)


I have just returned home after humping the shoulder of a willing young woman on the bus. This 20 something was wearing a ring on the fourth finger of her left hand so she was probably somebody's wife. She was also wearing a white shirt and black jeans. While pressing against her I looked down at her oval face with its narrow nose and projecting jaw. I also noted her slender frame, elegant hands and her honey-coloured skin. When I was building up to my climax the bus was halted behind traffic lights, perfectly still, so she had to notice the small movements I was making against her arm. When I started to come I backed off a little so she wouldn't feel the full force of my tremors. That might have been too much for her. I know from experience it is for some women.

Arm Humper (Tue 20 Dec 2005 17:26:37 GMT)


1. There is a series of three posts by an Indian girl done on September 23rd, 2001 called "my story". Do a search for the words 'sarita' and 'kumar' then click on the first result.

2. Two posts by 'G' on March 7th and 8th, 2001. Do a search for 'walking stick' and click on the first result. The ones I know of fitting your bill. There could be others.

Arm Humper (Sat 24 Dec 2005 23:12:48 GMT)

Spreading Xmas Cheer

I have a kind of tradition of humping on Christmas Eve and I kept it up today. The idea is that the event will have a special place in my partner's memory because of the date. My willing accomplice today was a big, buxom mother of about 35 accompanied on the bus by her two sons, both small boys. One boy was sitting next to her, one in the seat behind.
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Arm Humper (Sun 25 Dec 2005 03:51:25 GMT)


Thanks mitb. The pants don't get a chance to get crusty because I have to wash them before going out on a mission and that's fairly often, but you're giving me ideas. Maybe I could retire pants after a while like how they retire jersies in basketball and start a collection. Talking about semen on trousers: sometimes I've humped and come against two women in one day and I wonder if the second woman

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Arm Humper (Thu 29 Dec 2005 01:31:32 GMT)

Humping a Hottie

Before I begin: RITC, I think Punjabi Butt Humper has eloquently sung the praises of the punjabi female buttocks. He attributed it to the amount of ghee they eat. Ghee is a type of butter, I think.
I was not planning to go hunting today because I knew that half of the available buses, all of those going to town, would have free seats. It's always that way in the afternoon and evening when the

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Arm Humper (Mon 23 Jan 2006 22:30:55 GMT)

First time 'handjob'

I had a first time experience today. The story is a simple one. Where I live the back of the seats of the buses have handles at the top, maybe it's the same every where, I don't know. Anyway, I was out hunting and I boarded a bus at the station, selected a seated target and stood beside her. As the vehicle is filling up a woman enters, stands next to me, and because she is quite short, r

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Arm Humper (Sat 17 Jun 2006 18:45:11 GMT)


I repeated with a woman yesterday on the bus. I had first come against her shoulder almost three years ago. I rubbed against the right shoulder both times. She was calmly reading the newspaper on both occasions. This is the first time I have repeated with a woman since 2002. If I am lucky I might be able to three-peat with this woman.
Another notable event happened last month when a woman let m

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Arm Humper (Thu 22 Jun 2006 23:56:31 GMT)

Satisfied Customer

"It never rains but it pours". Earlier today on the bus I orgasmed against the left shoulder of a young woman who had let me do the same thing against the same part of her body in May of last year. It is always nice to know that you have satisfied customers and I get a lot of pleasure when I think about the women who have let me frot them more than once. For a while I had been thinking

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Arm Humper (Mon 10 Jul 2006 11:46:25 GMT)

I learn the name of one of my silent partners

This was a girl who had let me press and orgasm against her left shoulder early last month. She was one of the best looking girls who had consented this year and there was an air of refinement about her. She runs a small business and appeared in an advertisement I saw on tv last week. By doing some online stalking I was able to find out her name, address, telephone number, and what high school she went to (one of the oldest and most prestigious in the country). After that I met her at a trade fair and we had a brief conversation. She was really surprised that I knew her name. I always enjoy discovering the names of girls who enjoy being pressed against and learning as much as I can about them and now I have another name to add to my list.

Arm Humper (Sat 22 Jul 2006 16:24:08 GMT)

Women touching Dicks

Vdub's story about the thick chick handling his dick while they were dancing, reminds me of something that happened to me many years ago. I was on the bus one morning masturbating against the right shoulder of this young woman. I remember she had a flat nose and skin the colour of honey. At that time I just used to do it for the feeling of arousal without trying to come.That was partly because where I was going it would have been difficult to explain the wet spot on my trousers. So I was there surfing, riding the waves of pleasure, when I feel something tapping the part of my erection, near the base, that wasn't pressed against her. There were about four rapid taps. When I looked down I saw it was her. She wanted me to ring the bell for her to get off. How cheeky.

Arm Humper (Sat 22 Jul 2006 21:49:55 GMT)

My Old Ass Humping Technique

Most peolpe here talk about placing their dicks between the woman's cheeks; I used to press against only one buttock. I enjoyed the feeling of resistence afforded by the buttock at the point where it protruded most. When I wanted to come I would touch her bottom with my hand, humping and 'groping' at the same time, and that would send me over the edge quickly. I use inverted commmas because usually it was only a light touch.
Once I was doing this schoolgirl and I put my whole hand on the buttock I was not pressing against: all five fingers, the thumb above, the other fingers below, lightly grasping it. It is one of my strongest and pleasantest memories. I bet she still remembers it too.

Arm Humper (Sun 23 Jul 2006 09:36:53 GMT)

The Despondent Don

Ignore that imposter Carlos. I for one always enjoy your posts; your English is amazing, you are still active as a frotteur, and you still have something to contribute.

Arm Humper (Sun 23 Jul 2006 22:14:49 GMT)


Good luck with your possible new career. I hope you don't have to wait too long for that big concert, and you find a willing girl who is wearing something other than thick denim.

Arm Humper (Mon 24 Jul 2006 23:18:37 GMT)

Carlos: Concerts , Bars and Buses

While concerts allow you as much time as you could possibly want, for me, there are a number of practical things to be said for buses.

1. Where I live, you can get a full bus almost any day of the year. Buses are full in the morning and at the end of the day Monday to Saturday (on Saturdays people go into town to shop) every week of the year. On some routes you get full buses at lunchtime

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Arm Humper (Tue 25 Jul 2006 16:17:34 GMT)

Carlos: Women in Elegant Dresses at Bars

I forgot to congratulate you on your latest success. It is good that you are still out there helping to define grinding in 2006 and making a positive contribution to the fraternity.
Your mention of elegant dresses reminds of the time I was at a classical concert given by the students of a certain piano teacher. Most of the students were female. During the first half there was this performer, p

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Arm Humper (Wed 26 Jul 2006 16:10:02 GMT)


There was this young woman on the bus. She was slim, dark-skinned, narrow-faced; her hairstyle included long, thick braids with purple highlights. She was wearing a blue top with long, black fishnet sleeves, so I could see her slender, shapely arms. Her little son was sitting on her lap. Romantic music was playing...

She felt my penis gradually grow to an erect state against her right shoul

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Arm Humper (Thu 27 Jul 2006 10:43:17 GMT)


You are quite right, Shadow: "Each to his own" as I too have said before. What I said about high risk behaviour was meant not as a comment on other people's practice, but a response to someone who said my story could not be true because what I did was too incautious.

I don't normally answer armchair theoreticians and non-contributing critics; maybe I should just have le

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Arm Humper (Sat 29 Jul 2006 08:37:02 GMT)

Dalek Dick

Hi Dalek. I'm glad you don't mind my accounts. I like your modesty and English sense of humour. Maybe when you're quitting you can spend more time watching cricket, that is, if you like the game. I hear England is doing well against Pakistan in the current Test.

I came against the bare left arm of a beautiful, well-built young woman yesterday. It was my best experience of the

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Arm Humper (Sat 29 Jul 2006 19:19:57 GMT)

Dalek Dick: Having a Reputation

Actually, I have never boasted about being known. The point I was making when I posted as a guest (July 10th, 2003) was that, where I live, people have a somewhat more relaxed attitude to this sort of business than in some other places, so that it is possible to operate even if some people know about you.

Like you say, it has its pros and cons. I have experienced the woman-you-don't-know-smiling-at-you thing but never got anything out of it as you did.

Arm Humper (Sun 30 Jul 2006 10:16:38 GMT)

Confessions of Sussy: Brevity is the Soul of Wit

Thanks for giving us the female perspective Carlos. Sussy's Confessions are pithy and concise, saying all that needs to be said with relatively few words. Too many people make the naive mistake of thinking that more is better, and just end up being longwinded and tedious. Often the impact of a story is inversely proportional to its length. As Shakespeare puts it in Hamlet:

Brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the outward limbs and flourishes.

Arm Humper (Fri 11 Aug 2006 20:30:09 GMT)

Shaken and Stirred

School is closed for the long vacation, so parents have their children on their hands more, and probably because of this, I am having more encounters than usual where the woman is holding a child in her arms. Today I masturbated against the shoulder of a young woman who was sitting on the bus, cradling in her arms, her little son who was curled up in her lap, sleeping the sleep of the innocent.

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Arm Humper (Wed 16 Aug 2006 01:25:44 GMT)

Big Disappointment for Spanish Concert Buttfuckers

My heart goes out to all the Spanish concert buttfuckers as I hear that the Rolling Stones' tour of that country has been cancelled at the last possible moment. Tearful fans had already gathered at Valladolid to hear them. Apparently they had earlier cancelled shows in Madrid and Barcelona.

Think of all of those extremely daring tailenders who were waiting for months or even years to w

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Arm Humper (Sun 31 Dec 2006 08:04:14 GMT)

Underage Varies Around the World

I am as much against child abuse as anyone else, but I think people are forgetting that in India, the country whence the posts causing concern originate, girls traditionally have been marrying at 14, if not earlier. Now the law there may have changed recently, but I am sure that, traditionally, that has been the case. I am opposed to child abuse, knowing the harm it can cause children, not only at the time of the crime, but also throughout their lives. I think almost everyone who posts here has a similar view, but in an international forum like this one people's idea of what constitutes that crime is going to vary because of different traditions.

Arm Humper (Mon 12 Feb 2007 11:48:16 GMT)


One of my most exciting recent experiences was when I did the same woman twice in the space of two weeks. I like to do repeats because they are rare, taking place only about 1% of the time for me; because they strongly suggest that the woman is into it; and because they could develop into something regular, though that hasn't happenned yet for me.

When a woman lets you do her once it d

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Arm Humper (Tue 13 Feb 2007 00:10:19 GMT)


Daleck Dick: nothing about you would surprise me; after all you take on policewomen.

Arm Humper (Tue 13 Feb 2007 10:34:48 GMT)


Sorry NYBL, I was going to respond to you in my last post when I was interrupted. Face humping is not really an alternative for me. I press against the side of her arm which is right there, whereas there is a good distance between me and her head: so near and yet so far. Maybe if she were very short it might be possible, but even then it would be difficult to do without attracting unwanted attenti

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Arm Humper (Wed 14 Feb 2007 14:47:36 GMT)

NYBootyLuver: Arm or Ass

"The black woman's ass is the devil." laaawl. Don't get me wrong, what I meant was, you can have a great time rubbing against either arm or bottom since other things are involved in making a great experience. I didn't mean that the ass by itself is not more exciting than the arm. But even on that point, over the years I have developed a thing for ladies' arms, which t

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Arm Humper (Mon 19 Feb 2007 11:08:36 GMT)


Yesterday I had an exciting experience on the bus, having an orgasm against the bare, plump, right arm of a young woman while being watched by two women sitting behind her. She was wearing a sleeveless orange top that also left her shoulders and upper back naked. I was worried the two girls might interfere but they held their peace.
Shadow: How are you going? I was thinking of taking the "Valentine's Day Challenge", seeing if I could convince a woman to let me hump her on the day of romantic love, but changed my mind. I think it would be possible, but you would have to try a lot of women before finding one who said yes.

Arm Humper (Tue 20 Feb 2007 11:26:13 GMT)


I sometimes like to go out hunting on the anniversaries of significant encounters. For example, the last experience I wrote about happened 7 years to the day since I ejaculated against the left arm of a teacher who had been to school with me as a girl, though we had not known each other then as she was a few years below me.

Another big date is in the middle of January when 10 years ago I sp

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Arm Humper (Wed 21 Feb 2007 11:39:21 GMT)

Samuel: Getting a rub

3 times I have been standig in buses and seated women have 'accidentally' touched my penis. In England and, maybe elsewhere, they have the word 'cock-knocker' to describe a person who does that. Each time I responded by grinding against their arms and they let me do it till I came. I would have made the attempt anyway, but the knocking let me know beforehand that they would probably respond positively.

Arm Humper (Thu 22 Feb 2007 10:37:34 GMT)

Getting a rub

You were lucky g:theasslover to have that happen not once, but twice. The closest I've come to that is women letting me hump their hands like in a short section of the Sonia Braga clip (thanks Dr.Dry Hump). That happened to me three times, two of those times I came.

Getting a rub: It was funny Samuel should have brought this up, because just yesterday a woman was letting me press again

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Arm humper (Thu 22 Feb 2007 20:49:53 GMT)


Yep, long time. You can try 'frotar': to rub, 'froterismo/frotismo': frotteurism and 'frotista' frotteur or chikan. If you find a forum let us know.

Arm Humper (Thu 22 Feb 2007 21:00:33 GMT)


Frotteur in Spanish is froterista,not frotista.

Arm Humper (Thu 22 Mar 2007 10:52:04 GMT)

Remaining Active

Another willing woman let me explode against her arm yesterday morning on the bus. I had not had not come in 10 days so you all can imagine how good it felt. Alexander Pope said "To travel is better than to arrive" but I have to say, I really enjoyed it yesterday when I 'arrived'. It was like finding water in the desert.I had an experience earlier this month where a woman allowed me to ride her arm, then I climaxed when the bus was at a halt behind traffic lights. Since the bus was motionless, and I did not attempt to hide what I was experiencing, she certainly had to feel the convulsions. I looked down at my weapon and watched the orgasmic movements.

Arm Humper (Mon 26 Mar 2007 22:00:11 GMT)

Doing the treble

A while ago I wrote about a woman who let me orgasm against her shoulder twice in the space of two weeks. Today she allowed me to do it a third time. This the first time I have come against the same woman more than twice. After I did her the second time my dream and ambition was to do the treble. It's something like having a girlfriend without knowing her name.

Arm Humper (Tue 10 Apr 2007 23:48:46 GMT)

Setting the record straight

On 29th December, 2004, I wrote: My experience suggests the best result you can get over a long stretch is 4 women saying no to every 1 saying yes.

My posts on that subject have consistently reflected that attitude.

Arm Humper (Fri 20 Apr 2007 18:11:04 GMT)

Cock Block

If someone is standing where I would like to be, I sometimes simply ask to trade places with them, so far, they always have agreed. This tactic worked for me on Monday, when I 'finished' pleasantly with a petite woman on the bus.

Arm Humper (Sat 21 Apr 2007 10:09:51 GMT)

Staying Low

Greetings to the ridership, the readership, and the commentators.

Thanks for your friendly and well-intentioned advice g, and Onlooker. Actually, I don't ask to trade places "on a consistent basis", it's a special weapon in my armoury that I unleash every now and then. After almost 25 years in the game(poor me) I would not still be going strong if I didn't pay attention to risk management.

Live long and prosper!

Arm Humper (Mon 23 Apr 2007 21:49:15 GMT)

Re Stay Low g: theasslover

Riders, readers, and commentators:

Another good way to stay low and stay in the game is not to take out your dick and leave your semen on women's clothes. Do that too often and you will have to take 'early retirement', joining the ranks of the spectators and commentators.

Live long and prosper!

Arm Humper (Wed 25 Apr 2007 22:37:38 GMT)


Greetings to the riders, readers, and, last but not least, the commentators:

In between the pursuit of business and 'pleasure' (it helps to have a life away from the computer keyboard as most of you must be aware) I have been taking in some of the Cricket World Cup games, alas, only on television. Even when the actual play is not so interesting, the mere commentary often saves the

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