Re: Frustrated Frotteur - NYC Transit Strike
Yeah but the trains are still running from Long Island and New Jersey and they look SUPER packed. Only problem is it's winter and people are heavily dressed. That looks like the bigger problem to me.
Re: Don Carlos - Christmas Greetings
LOL Don Carlos that's great! Is that a special decoration for a "Chikan Christmas Cake" or something??? Hahaha! Where did you find that? Leave it to a chikan "hardcore" to dig up something like that. The Legendary Don Carlos the Latin Groper!
Re: Another Guest - Techniques
No technique page is needed. Read the stories. Therein you will find all the "technique pages" you need. Read the Terminology Section too. Although amusing, it describes many, many true techniques.
Slick needs to start acting like his name and be more . . . "slick". Keep it up and we'll have to start calling him "No Caution". Hey, no crowd??? No problem!
Re: Another Guest - Techniques
My and other stories are full of what to wear, where to go, and how to remain anonymous. And if you're doing it right you are rarely ever confronted, let alone caught! Another hard-headed individual who doesn't listen and/or wants quick and easy answers rather than taking the time to study the experiences of the master chikans who have graced this forum. Good luck!
Re: Latina Slayer - All I Want For Christamas is . . .
A Big Booty Barbie or a Phat Ass Latina. Hehehe! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everybody! Speaking of New Year's, it's one of the best times ever to chikan buttfuck strange girls in the ass. I'll never forget my experiences from New Year's Eves past. I've shared two of the most memorable ones in this forum with the stories "Holiday Mirth and Merriment" and "Another New Year's Eve . . .
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Re: Carlos - Ice Cream At The Beach
But Carlos . . . you left out a key bit of information. What flavors of ice cream did you get??? LOLOLOL!!!
Annual Awards 2005
My votes are:
1. December 2005 Man of the Month - Bad-Boy for the rendition "Spanish Fly".
2. Rookie of the Year 2005 - Rider in the Crack
3. Man of the Year 2005 - Opportunist (with 3 monthly wins and consistency throughout the year, there can be no question).
4. Hall of Fame - no new inductees. Although some showed great potential, nobody did enough for long enough t
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Re: Hall of Fame / Rookie of the Year
Ruksana shows potential but did not write or participate nearly enough in 2005 for Hall of Fame inclusion. Want to see a woman who did? See MsDarkSoulDesires. There can be no lowering of standards just because somebody alleges to be a woman. As for Rookie of the Year, you should pick anybody who was new to the board in 2005 that you liked (and who also made a SIGNIFICANT contribution).
Re: Dalek Dick - Coyote is Ugly
I've never been to Coyote Ugly's in Las Vegas dude. But, I was going to check it out based on my reserch. MITB lives there and he said it (and some other places I asked him about) would be a good choice too. So don't blame me if it sucked for you. Take a chance. Maybe it has something to do with the time you went. During New Year's, it definitely looked like the party was somewhere else. I have been to a Coyote Ugly bar in another city, and it was packed with cracks. That's one reason why I thought it might be good in Vegas too. I still plan to go to check it out for myself.
Re: Dalek Dick - Clubs in Las Vegas
Well, did you find any "crack packed" clubs in Las Vegas? Gentlebrush has been there a few times and said it's hard to hump in the clubs of Las Vegas because they are so big. I can vouch for the same thing in South Beach of Miami. Hard to buttfuck girls in the clubs there for the exact same reason. I hope to go Vegas, but maybe there just won't be any good club/bar humping opportunities available.
Re: Dalek Dick - Looking for Intel
OK dude . . . so I'm asking you. Did you find any good clubs in Las Vegas for a buttfucker chikan such as myself? If so, please share that field intelligence with everyone.
Re: Dalek Dick - Vegas Joints
Did you go to Bikini's at the Rio Suites and Hotel Casino or Body English at the Hard Rock Cafe? Those joints are supposed to be pretty good. Gentlebrush didn't go to any of those.
Congratulations to Opportunist
Congratulations Opportunist on your selection as the Ayashi-BBS Man of the Year 2005. Please do follow up on the free membership to ChikanWorld.com. As you know, there are very, very few sites devoted to chikan, so it's worth looking at. Especially when it's free! How could you turn down such a thing? Sure, there are problems with it, but they are trying to work them out. The price
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Korn On TV
The band Korn was on Saturday Night Live tonight. Of course, that reminded me of one of the early stories I wrote for this forum entitled "Cornholing at the Korn Concert". If Korn ever comes to your town concert chikan buttfuckers, then you should definitely go. They have great concerts for "chikan cornholing" girls right up the (_*_)
Re: Guest - Confronted By Target's Boyfriend
Dang CityBoy! That was some kinda scene! I've never had anything quite like that happen in all my years. I'm sorry it ruined your Korn experience for you like that. But you're right man . . . gotta be careful and aware of your surroundings . . . always, always, ALWAYS!
Master of Humping and Groping Degree (MHG)
Don Carlos that was GREAT!!! Brilliant! Very creative, original, and funny! You ARE the man! I was wondering who I was gonna vote for in January. I think you just got my vote with that. It's not a story, but it's something different, CREATIVE, and on point. Like the piece you did way back when on Chikan-Land :-)
Hey, I'm really not into the idea of going back to school
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Pardon me . . .
That was a Master of Groping and Humping (MGH) degree :-)))
Re: Sputterwall - DVD
Sputterwall do you have any real humping action recorded? Also, how recent is the DVD? I recall that you had a website called "Crazy Crowd Surfers", but there had been no new material or updates for ages.
'Nuther Big Butt White Girl
January 2006 Man of the Month
I'm going to have to go with Don Carlos the Latin Groper for his Master of Groping and Humping degree piece. It's not exactly a story, but it was very creative and on-topic. Don Carlos hasn't had a win in a long, long time either. For this month . . . "Dean" Carlos . . . you're my man!
Re: Don Carlos - Short Gropers
And short gropers have the advantage when it comes to giving "nose wedgies" too! LOL!
Re: Guest - Who Is The Best To Bump And Hump?
I developed a professional practice by sperming between strange white girl buttcheeks . . . so, I gotta disagree with you somewhat there :-)
Ayashi - Man of the Month Votes?
Ayashi what happened to last month's call for votes?
My January vote was for Don Carlos' Master of Groping and Humping degree program. Very creative.
Big Black Booty
For big, black booty lovers: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
This is what society thinks of you. LOL!
The Frotteurist (From "True Stories - Sexual Perversion")
Dick had been a frotteurer for 10 years when seen at the age 45. His usual pattern was first to decide at the home if he had time to carry out frottage while on his way to work. He would then place plastic wrap around his penis while dressing, anticipating that when he ejaculated, the ejaculate would not show through his suit pants. To increase the likelihood of crowding, he would stand in the m
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Just how "pure" are you?
Flu Shot Made Him Do It
KNOW WHAT "FROTTEURISM" MEANS???
LAPD COPS TRAINED TO CATCH CROWD PERVERTS
-- New side effect; Man who put his hand on girls butt said the flu shot made him do it
LOS ANGELES... Certain LAPD officers have been trained to catch and arrest men who select female victims watching an attraction or performance, and then brush against their buttocks, sometimes masturbating or expo
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Beware: Gross gropers warming up for winter feel
Japan's molesters have frequently taken advantage of packed commuter trains to practice their perversion. Shukan Taishu (12/3) notes that gal groping has an image of sleazes striking in summer, but it adds that women should watch out as the really professional perverts come out of the woodwork in winter, targeting females in sheltered al
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Re: Old Timer - Chikan Buttfucking at the Movies
I recall reading an old story by Don Carlos who wrote about buggering a young girl in a movie theater. As you know, such opportunities do no exist in the U.S. Theaters do not sell tickets for standing room only. Once the seats are all sold . . . no more ticket sales.
February 2006 Man of the Month
I liked the work of Bad-Boy this month. My vote goes to Bad-Boy.
Re: LETME - Interracial Chikan
I was hoping you were gonna tell us you spermed with your stiff dick lodged way up in her big, white, redhead hindparts. Oh well, there's always the next time. And I just KNOW you had some other times! Yeah Black Shogun is still here . . . observing the state of decay of this hallowed chikan ground.
Re: Altera - Untitled
Ahhhhhh . . . plagiarism lives!
Humping In Turkey And Italy
We have had a poster from Turkey in the past going under the name of "Stragen". Have not heard from him in ages. He got caught chikaning in his country . . . a guy socked him in the back of the head :-) There have been very, very few humping stories out of Italy on this board. I had a short one a friend told me about. She was on vacation in Rome and a guy was humping her in the butt on a crowded bus. She told him to stop it. When he would not, she said to him in Italian, "Fuck you in the ass!" I listened sympathetically . . . my boner stiff in my pants ;-) She also told me how this tiny, old Italian guy tried to feel up her little titties when her husband was not around :-O!
May 2006 Man of the Month
Iīll go for Guilty Groper. Would love to read more of your stories.
No Explanations Required
Black Shogun need explain himself to nobody. I always find it interesting how nobody ever questioned Ozzie Groper, a white man, for only chikaning Asian women. I go for whomever I please. So should you.
Don Carlos - Black Belt In Groping
Don Carlos you dig up some of the most interesting and different stuff around regarding groping! Amazing.
Re: Altera - No Explanations Required
Let's see, the population breakdown of Australia is approximately as follows: 95% caucasian, 4% Asian, 1% aboriginal and other. Soooooo . . . seems like it's a damn good guess he's white wouldn't you say??? Anyway, it's beside the point. The point is that nobody ever asked him to justify his preferences. I'll be damned if I will do that either. I like what I like . . . white and latina . . . and that's final.
June 2006 Man of the Month
I enjoyed Johnny X's Woodstock accounts. Also an honorable mention to Don Carlos for his blackbelt in chikan post!
Re: Slick - Query
I'm glad you enjoy my stories Slick. All I can say at this point is that Black Shogun is engaged in many endeavors that keep me busy.
Another Blow To Transit Gropers
WARNING: NO-GROPING ZONE
By Suzy Khimm, AlterNet. Posted May 3, 2006.
The pink-striped cars on Brazil's trains and subways are reserved for women only, but is it protection or segregation?
They delivered a cold stare, then a sharp reprimand and finally gave a rousing shout for Roque
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Guy Writes About a Chijo Experience
DRY HUMPED ON THE GREEN LINE
Not sure if I told this story before, and I'm even more unsure if the world really needs to know this...
Hell, you all know enough crazy things about me by now to know that I don't embarass easily. That said, I shall tell the story of my adventure one morning going to work taking the metro rail Green Line.
It was a nice summer day back in
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From The Girl In The Red Dress
You might remember me from yesterday's ride uptown-- I was the petite brunette wearing a red dress and flip flops, you were the short, grizzled Hispanic man who leapt into the too-crowded car just as the doors were closing, pressing yourself full-length against my back.
Sir, I realize that the rush hour trains are crowded, and that everyone has moments on the subway
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And Now The News!
From GropedAsians.com . . . I don't know what the fuck she's sayin', but I sure as hell would get into these news casts!
Re: Stoner Horndog - Word For Letting Them Watch
Exhibitionism? It's also known as being just a plain old disgusting little pervert :-)!!! Then there are those who mostly like to watch. They are known as "voyeurs". Do that the wrong way and then you're just a plain old disgusting little "peeping Tom" ;-)!!!
Re: Shadow - Yellowman Concert
Fantastic story Shadow. Best one in a long, long time. My boy nut in them booty cracks-------->(_I_) . . . I know that's right :-)!
For Your Next Party
Groping Party Cups!
Do They Still Have These In J-Pan?
Re: Shadow - What The Hell?
That's why you need to register your handle . . . so people can't get away with bullshit like that. Remember . . . there always gonna be haters :-) Whatever it was, I didn't see it. Musta been deleted earlier ;-)
Re: Shadow - Registered Handle
If your handle is registered, then you need to use your member ID to post. That way, we can all rest assured that it's you using your handle and not an imposter. The hard-won peace currently enjoyed by the Chikan Nation shall not be lost! By the way man, when you spermed on that latina's nalgas (butt), you shouldna gone and sat in your car if your intent was to get the hell outta Dodge :-) Somebody mighta come lookin' for ya and found you literally a "sitting duck" so to speak. I woulda disappeared into that concert venue pronto!
Re: Shadow - Way to go . . .
I shared a story here a few years ago where this little strawberry blonde teenager sought me out and came all the way over to where I was standing after I had been chikaning her earlier in the night at a concert. Or rather, she had really been in control and was bobbin' them teeny buns up and down on my bone like a pro! So, I know from experience that something like a girl following you can happen because its happened to me. The story is called "Little Teeny Bobber".
Re: Easy Rider - Say OOOPPSS Upside Ya Head!
Say OOOPPPSSS upside ya head! You mean to tell me the dude was rubbin' his dang-a-lang upside kids' heads??? LOLOLOLOL!!!! Hahahaha :-)!!!
Between The Cheeks
Sinking your stiff dick into a strange girls deep ass gap . . . feeling her soft buttcheeks spread apart and give way to accommodate your hard pole . . . flexing your rigid boner around betwixt her buns . . . rubbing your exposed and excited dong off all against the inner walls of her fleshy arse cheeks until you sperm all over her bum . . . nothing beats that kinda action for the buttfucker chikan . . . NOTHING!
Re: Don Carlos - End of an Era
Sad news indeed for you Caracas transit buttrubbers Don Carlos. It seems that India might be the last paradise left for butthumping on the train. Try more concert butthumping . . . try it! You'll like it! Besides, you can dick girls in the butt for much, much longer than on some fleeting bus or train ride ;-)
Re: Don Carlos - Luis Miguel
Don Carlos be careful about going to concerts where the crowd population is heavily skewed towards women. You will definitely stand out much , much more and that might draw unnecessary scrutiny upon you. Not only that, but if you are only one of a sparse few males in the crowd, then it will be easier for a girl to level accusations upon you if she notices that you are intentionally digging your
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Re: Carlos - Girl's Expression While You Buttfuck Her
Don Carlos, I like it when a girl has an expression on her face like that too . . . like nothing is going on and you're all the while just hunching away up her buttcheeks! I would love to bugger a girl who looks like the one in the picture you posted while standing in a thick crowd. I also like it, though, when the girl is laughing and smiling with her friends or screaming and reaching out
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Re: Carlos - Jessica Rabbit
In the drawing of Jessica Rabbit you can see her booty crack. That reminds me of the St. Patrick's Day party night when I chikan buttfucked 2 girls wearing low-riders. Just the sight of my thick dick jammed into their buttcheeks while I could actually see their fleshy ass cracks excited me so much that I blew an exceptionally large load of "dick wad" on that night. Those of you who have not read that story can check it out here on Ayashi BBS. It's called "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call."
Re: Arm Humper - Overexposure
There is no question but that to expose oneself during chikan is risky business. Such a tactic must be restricted to only the most skilled, experienced, and daring of chikans. But don't kid yourself into thinking that what you do is somehow more safe because under the right conditions, the very acts you claim to have performed clearly can be extremely risky as well.
As an example,
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July 2006 Man of the Month
I would now like to cast my vote for this month's Man of the Month. This was turning out to be quite a month with plenty of good posts until an annoying piss ant had to raise his nappy, kinky head once again and try to ruin the peace and spirit of this hallowed place. But never fear! We move on and squash any such piss ants beneath our shoe!
There were many, many good posts this mon
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Re: Shadow - Upcoming Concert
Enjoy ya self Shadow, but there's no need to talk specifically about what concert(s) you might be goin' to. You need to be careful about the info you give out man . . . somebody might try to stake the place out or something. I read recently about how a police department in one New York locale (don't recall if it was the city or not) was starting to work some of the free outdoor concerts and festivals. So please do be safe out there. Anyway, if you do have any good butthumping experiences, please do share the details lata playa with a good story!
There's no need to show me out. I know the way, and I'll even go out the back way . . . through the BACKDOOR--------->(_*_) :-P
Founding Member, Butthole Surfers Club :-):-):-):-)
Re: Dalek Dick - On Quitting
Oh come on now Dalek Dick. Quitting the practice of chikan isn't so hard. Why, I've done it several times . . . over and over and over again :-)))))!!
Dalek Dick . . . Calm Down Man
It was only meant to be a joke to try to lighten the mood just a little bit. You know . . . how Mark Twain talked about quitting smoking wasn't hard . . . that he had done it over and over and over again. By that, he was acknowledging how hard it indeed is to quit smoking. Same thing with chikan . . . that it's hard to quit it . . . especially if you're good at it. If you want to stop, then I wish you the best man. Go for it and kick the habit!
Re: Carlos - Groping In A Water Park
I would never have the bravado to do such a thing Don Carlos. Why, I would think that you would stick out like a sore thumb among all those youngsters. In my country, some fat broad who hasn't gotten laid in years would surely scope you out, and then call 911 on her cellphone. Th next thing you know, you are under surveillance by the police until BUSTED. I know it may be different where you are at, but please do be careful and act with discretion my friend!
Re: Stath - I Need Help
Take a break from it dude. Walk away. It ain't worth all that. Believe me. As soon as it becomes something that threatens your "normal" life . . . when you can no longer effectively separate the two . . . it's time to get out. Stop it. Look at how Opportunist lost control, but then he was able to realize that he was loosing control and went and sought help and did what he needed to do to win back control. You need to do the same thing man. Don't just post a message here for us to see. Do it. Regain your control. The Nation is behind you now in your hour of need. But the motivation and action must come from within yourself. Good luck, and keep us posted.
August 2006 Man of the Month
I cast my vote for Don Carlos for Man of the Month for August 2006.
Well, the stories are at least "nuts" anyway.
Buttcracks of the Pampas
Bienvenido Apoyaitor! Can you give us any information about good places to go for chikan in Argentina? I met a beautiful girl once with a Colombian father and an Argentine mother. Her hindquarters were a sight to behold! She knew she had an incredible culo (_I_) with a nice, deep crack and would often turn and push her buns back against my dick in small and/or crowded spots like an elevator.
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Re: Don Carlos - Froteuristas del Mundo
Don Carlos, based on the "relatos", please give us some feedback on specific places where one may go in Buenos Aires to chikan sperm in the buttcracks of strange Argentine women :-)
Re: Don Carlos - Froteuristas del Mundo
Thank you Don Carlos for these valuable insights. Please, I urge you to ask directly about where to find packed bars and nightclubs in Buenos Aires to fuck strange women in the ass. Also about any concert action that can be had and how to find out about these concerts.
Re: Easy Rider - Poll Star
Cool man! Looks like a ton of opportunities in Buenos Aires!
Re: Tech_Bonus - Buenos Aires & Caracas
Hey Tech! Long time no see. Thanks for that little different spin on things. Interesting. Don't forget Brazil though! Somebody needs to put something up on Rio de Janeiro.
Re: CityBoy - Warped Tour 2006
CityBoy did you buttfuck anybody??? Nice gettin' a feel of the nookie though. She obviously didn't care about being felt up since she crowd surfed several times.
Re: CityBoy - Night Action
Thanks for your words CityBoy. How about sharing some stories of your night action then :-)?
Thanks for your concert story man. You know how I love concerts. Next time, try to sperm in the Latina ass gap ;-) Also liked what Raju wrote . . . celebrity ass crack!
Re: Shadow - No Doubt
Yeah, Senor Carlos pulls some of the best chikan-related cartoons and pictures around! I gotta concert coming up soon. I haven't written a story in a long time. If I have a prime experience (cream in some strange ass cheeks) . . . then maybe I'll write another piece. We shall see. And keep 'um comin'!
Missing In Action
I've been wondering about Opportunist too. I know the last time we heard from him he was supposed to be on assignment in the Midwest somewhere. Also haven't heard a peep from Gentlebrush in ages too. Hope all is well with both.
Sorry to say that my recent concert produced no real action to speak of. However, I did have an interesting conversation with this one chick. She was saying how things were going to get really squashed (the ultimately didn't) and how people would be humping on other people. She said she was going to be doing that to me, then rubbed her crotch on my ass and smiled and said, "Gimme some
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Re: Shadow - Deftones Concert
Nice story Shadow. Now see there? I've been the biggest proponent of crack-packed rock concerts for years, and now you see why. You pulled a "Shogun" . . . 2 to 3 "nuts in butts" per show! Well, the last one didn't go so well for me, but you get my drift. It's too early to say who is the Man of the Month, but that piece now makes you a strong candidate. My boy said he even squatted down . . . LOLOL!!! Welcome to the secret pleasures of wet chikan butthumping!
Re: Easy Rider - Game Changing Performance
Be extra careful attending free concerts open to the general public . . . they attract an extra-added layer of security and police scrutiny. They also attract a lot of people who might not normally go to concerts fucking things up with their lack of concert-going knowledge and acting like a concert is a place where bodies ought not touch each other.
Re: Tyler - Brazilian Chikan
Please explain. What's so complicated about Brazil, and Sao Paulo in particular?
Re: JMoney - No Action at Korn Concert?
What??? I CANNOT believe you went to a Korn concert and got hardly any play! Unbelieveable. I SALIVATE when I know Korn is coming to town because well . . . you all read it . . . "Cornholing At the Korn Concert"! LOL! Shogun be "crackin' corn" at the Korn rock concerts. Hahahaha!
November 2006 Man of the Month
Ahma go head and cast an early vote for The SHADOW for this month.
I'm Still Kickin' It
A belated congratulations to all the big winners for 2006! And well-deserved too. And welcome to all the new soldiers! I've already got some new favorites like Manhattan (great writing style) and Gtheasslover (one damn good buttfucker!). And Khabir is back with a vengeance! Yesiree Bob! The Nation only grows and strengthens with new (and veteran) lifeblood alike.
Black Shogun has
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Re: Shadow - Time out . . . if necessary
Now that's word! One of the first requirements for becoming a great chikan (and staying in the game) is discipline . . . which includes self-control. We're all human and can make mistakes, including becoming too greedy. But the great ones know when to step back. Look at Oppy . . . he had to step back and regain control. Then and ONLY then was he ready and able to step back to them butcheeks! Black Shogun had to do the same thing once. I lost control shortly after discovering this board, but I got it back. Then I went on to chikan buttfuck many, many more strange and pretty girls in the ass . . . and I'm talkin' real, reeeeaaallll good! But like the man say . . . it's all only fantasy anyway ;-)
Re: Shadow - Tru dat . . .
The only time I be closing them eyes is in a dark concert somewhere. And even then I won't do it for long. Man, I have rested my forehead HEAVY into the back of a bitch's skull, closed my eyes, and then dug my dick ALL UP in between her soft buttcheeks in the packed concert show 'till I spurted in her ass gap . . . but you mostly gotta keep them eyes open cuz you don't know w
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Who's Ya Daddy?
Hey check it out y'all check it out. Check it out my chikans . . . now pimpin' got MAK daddies . . . music got PUFF daddy . . . a playa bitch gotta a SUGAR daddy . . . even the ROSE BOWL got GRAND daddy! Now within the chikan world we gots us . . . CRACK DADDIES! LOL!
Re: Dry Dr. Hump - Busted on the Train!
Now I got to say . . . THAT is some funny shit! Those mugs are doin' EVERYTHING wrong . . . closing and/or rolling their eyes in the light of day, sniffing hair where everybody can see it . . . even SNORTIN' like a damn horse! Hahaha!!! And ALL with an insufficient crowd around for cover! Dr. Dry Hump's post brings the lessons to life with video pictures. Don't be a sucka and a greedy fool of a chikan.
Balan - dude . . . dude . . . Ya Gotta Fight For Ya Hump! Don't let another chikan buttcheek hound steal your meal like that hommes!
Keith - you're not gonna be able to beat us, so you might as well join us . . . so go ahead . . . tell us about some of your old misadventures . . . and don't worry about tradesecrets . . . we won't tell :-)
I Hear You Callin'!
Damn vdub you sound like R. Kelly or some shit . . . you hear them bodies (booties) callin', callin', I hear ya body (booty) callin' me! LOL! No man serious, serious . . . sounds like you might be losin' a little bit of CONTROL my man! Like it's interfering with your other life and stuff. You've seen what the fellas have said here recently. If that's how you
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Gtheasslover - Register Your Handle
Gtheasslover . . . that's why guys like me fought so very, very hard years ago to bring some control to this board. I don't know if you lurked years ago or not, but the interferences and flaming on this board used to be terrible. Like from 2002 through 2005. I stepped up to the plate and fought the battles that needed to be fought to help bring all that to an end.
Nobody has me
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Check Out This Brown BUNion
Remember to click on a pic for video clip: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
Re: vdub - in general
Man, it sounds like you're experiencing the peaks and valleys of being a successful chikan . . . the lows come with the highs you know. That's what Pervman found out quick. His star burned bright but short here in this forum. I think you need to step back and take some time off man. Give it a rest for awhile. Give it a rest. It's not worth all this torment. If you're not having fun with it, then let it go man.
Re: Shadow - Cracked The Code and Don't Leave Ya Girl!
Those were some great posts Shadow. My boy said he dropped the "parade rest" and the "squat buttfuck" on them bubbles (before he dropped some loads). LOL! I likes that . . . I likes that a lot :-)! Only thing man is be careful about nuttin' on booties and then hangin' around. If the bitch or her man or friends discover the spunk on her ass and you're over at the bar tossin' one back, you could be in a world of hurt! I likes to nut and run, unless I'm at packed concert.
Shadow Brings His A Game!
Shadow . . . that was an excellent post. I normally get annoyed when people start talking about Man Of The Year when we aren't even halfway thru the year yet, but nobody else has been posting detailed, well-written stories like that with "busts in the ass" for many, many months now. If there continues to be no serious competition for the remainder of this year and you keep going,
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Re: Shadow - Vet Appreciation...
Shadow, what you are referring to as the "Parade Rest" technique is actually called "The Flex" or "The Pulse". Check out the definitions in the terminlogy section, which can be accessed thru the menu page. Both Opportunist and I have written about using that tactic. While standing perfectly still, you're actually "flexing" and "pulsing" you
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Re: theasslover - funny
Check out the terminology section . . . you'll see all kinds of funny terms describing what real chikans do.
Re: Professor P - Terminology
Maybe there should be an expansion/clarification of the meaning of "onion booty" to reflect the fact that one can find an onion booty that reflects all the natural colors of onions found in the world . . . red, white, brown, and yellow (Shadow spooged on some "yeller" onion booty the other night). As for green well . . . maybe when a chikan butthumps a martian.
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Re: Shadow - aka Ghetto Rider???
The "Credit Card Swipe"? Speakin' in tongues??? AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! That is some fffffunny shit! LOLOLOL!!! Yeah man, those definitely need to go into the Chikan Glossary! LOL!!!
Re: Shadow - Chikan Playa Haters
Thatīs right Shadow. Tell it like it is. These haters donīt have īīThe Knowledgeīī. Those of us who do possess it know whatīs up. Keep up the good work. The true patriots of the nation appreciate your work.
Re: Church Groper - Help
I could never grope anybody in a church. Have to draw the line somewhere. However, I have noticed that in some churches there is a time when the preacher calls everybody who wants to do so to come up front to the alter for prayer. When that happens, then you can have many people crowded around up front in a pack. That might be a good time to chikan a īībelieverīī in the ass :-) Iīve never done it . . . but Iīve obviously sure as hell thought about it ;-)
Re: Carlos - Rubbing up against a young schoolgirl
Don Carlos . . . you know you are one of my favorites here . . . but posting stories about groping underage kids really, really is not a good idea or a smart thing to do here. Come on now.
Re: I Do Not Understand
Ayashi probably just hasnīt seen it yet. Give it some time. Also, maybe now is a good time to remind everybody about not posting stories, pictures, etc. concerning underage kids. Don Carlos . . . even 16 years of age is underage :-)
Well, at least 16 is underage in the U.S. Not in all other places, but in the U.S. yes.
Re: Carlos - Crowded fish shop groping
Don Carlos . . . now THATīs what the hell we talkinīabout!!! Good work. And way to mix it up . . . a smelly fish market . . . hmmmm???
Say OOPPPSSS Upside Ya Head!
"I categorize that in the same vein as another account you had given some months back...where some dude had his dick laid out on a little boy's head IN A CROWD! I-N-S-A-N-E!!"
Re: March 2007 Man of the Month
I cast my vote for Shadow. The Shadow knows.
Re: Bad-Boy - Spunkin' On Strippers
Bad-Boy, I wouldn't mind hearing your stories about how you nut on strippers . . . I use to do that shit :D I remember the last one I spermed on. She was like, "You got some of that one me!" Hahaha! I always try to be apologetic and act like it was an accident :-) Then, I got another stripper and my pants were wet and she was like, "Is that what I think it is???" I was like, "Oh, I spilled some of my water there." Hehehe. I made a post a long while back about how I even had a stripper rub her head between my legs . . . in spunk! LOL!
Re: Hall of Fame Membership
I could support a decision to admit The Shadow to the Hall of Fame . . . when it's time to vote for such a thing. We have voting once a year for Man of the Year, Rookie of the Year, and for new Hall of Fame members.
Shadow - Learning The Practice of Chikan
Shadow, I never learned by watching other chikans. I just kind of developed my own style and techniques all on my own. I guess you can say that I was just kind of a natural with the "right" mindset and cunning to be "sucessful" :-D
Re: Don Carlos - The Beer Stand
Don Carlos, I can't believe you didn't hire somebody else to run the stand so as to allow you to work the crowd :-D First time I have ever seen a story diagramming the action too! LOL!
Re: Passer By and Manhattan Caution Against Recklessness
Passer By and Manhattan, your words are timely and right on. Every woman absolutely IS NOT going to be a player, no matter what technique or strategy you follow, and chikans who want to try to convey the idea that they are . . . well . . . they're just plain wrong and should not be spreading that kind of nonsense. One writer here really annoys the hell out of me by always alleging in his po
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Re: Nonoe - uhh no?
Uhhh . . . YES . . . listen to the words of the song. I have many, many times and she clearly DOES talk about guys trying to get close to her "lumps" . . . her lovely female HUMP (butt)! Like she says . . . check it out!
Re: New York Booty Luver - Every Woman Is Game
First of all, I hate to break it to ya brutha, but them asses ain't phat . . . they Fat :-D! But, to each his own ;-) And second, believing that all women are players IS NOT the attitude that one must have to be a successful chikan. That's the attitude one must have to get your ass arrested! The attitude to have is this one . . . if she's a player GREAT! But if she ain't,
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Re: Professor P - How Careful Can A Chikan Be?
Professor, you asked what a chikan was to do with the fact that all women are not players, which in turn leads to the conclusion that a chikan can get himself into some hot water fast. The practice of chikan is inherently risky. As you say, one can eliminate the risk entirely simply by refraining from chikaning. That is the most responsible advice to give.
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Re: NYBL - Some Chikan Shit
And same to you too . . . "negro". When ya get ya self in the Hall of Fame, then TRY and talk some game. And if ya got damn looked, you would see that plenty of white and latina chicks have some nice asses. I don't go for flat . . . and I don't go for FAT . . . I go for phat!
One More Thing . . .
When you break it all down, your approach is LESS proactive than mine is. If you don't gotta player, then you're ready to move on. Not me necessrily. I don't always need a player to be happy. It's great to have one, but if she don't wanna play, I can still be cunning and sneaky and skillful enough to NUT on that ass anyway ;-D
Re: NYBL - Phat Or Fat?
OK smarty . . . let's have a little poll here :-) "Phat" versus "Fat" IS subjective. Sooooo, let's let the good readers of Ayashi-BBS weigh in on the matter with THEIR subjective findings! Chikans! I say to you CHIKANS! Is them asses PHAT . . . or is they FAT!!! LOL! Give us your opinions on this my Chikans. And be honest too :-)! Tell the truth!!! If people
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Re: Guest - NYBL vs. Black Shogun
The main contention I have with NYBL is NOT the fat asses on them "Don Imus", knappy headed hoes . . . hump whatever the hell you like. That's just a side issue that came up after he posted those pictures. No, it's all this dangerous talk about how all women are players. Arm Humper tried to get away with espousing that same bullshit. I won't sit idly by while somebody attempts to spread such nonsense throughout the Nation. NYBL and Arm Humper are "dangerous negroes" whose idealogy must not be adhered to.
Re: Fatty Asses
I don't care what y'all mugs say. Thems some FAT Aunt Jemimah asses in some of them pics . . . I mean I look at them asses and start craving a short stack of buttermilk pancakes with some maple syrup! Now here go a white girl wit a nice ass . . . not FAT . . . not FLAT . . . PHAT!!! Don't tell me blacks and latinas are the only ones with ass. The only race of people I know FROM EXPERIENCE who tend to have NO ass are Asians. And that's a FLAT . . . I mean a FACT . . . Jack :-)!!!
First of all, you have no idea what my mom looks like, and nor shall you ever. How do you know that she is even "black" or what her skin color looks like fool???!!! You don't, so save it. I will say, though, that my mom was a VERY attractive woman in her younger years and turned the heads of plenty of men of all races. Second, I don't have to justify to you or anybody else what I do and don't like. I will say that I find myself the most attracted to big butt blondes and to brown-skinned latinas with jet black hair and phat (not FAT) arses. I definitely am NOT attracted to some lard ass, pig foot eatin' hoe, and I don't care what race she belongs to.
Phat Latina Ass Cheeks
This is as big of an ass that I like. Anything bigger than this is a no no!
Yeah, Yeah . . .
Go see the Yin Yang Twins to chikan some phat ass girls up the "yin yang" :-)
Re: Manhattan - Concerts
Yes, "general admission" typically means standing room only, floor tickets. And to know which bands draw in the younger crowds, just stay on top of what's going on at MTV. There you will be able to keep yourself informed on all of the top popular bands currently touring. Happy (and safe) hunting!
Re: Ricardo - Atlanta
Buckhead is not as nearly as popular at night as it used to be several years ago. A few killings saw to that. I was there once and was really disappointed with the lack of crowds in that part of town on a weekend night. There were some clubs closer to the downtown area that attracted more people. Unfortunately, I don't remember the names of any of them. They weren't that great for chikan either even though they were far more crowded than any place in Buckhead I went to. Good luck in the ATL . . . HOTlanta!
Re: Yocal Focal - Big Butts
These are pics of the SAME big phat, blonde white booty. No disrespect either, but if you don't think this is a PHAT ASS, then you need glasses. I KNOW it's phat from experience too cuz I had it :-)
Re: Yocal Focal - Same Big White Booty
Big, Brown Latina Booty
This is what the fuck ahm talkin' about!
The Brown Round
How'd you like to sink your chikan dicks up into this in a crowd???
Re: Shadow - Goodness gracious!
Both bubble butts belong to Brazilian girls, so I guess they're both latinas actually, one white and one brown. They both have tans though. And I tapped BOTH of them asses ;-) But, those are the kinda buns I likes ta hunch off on in a crowd too though.
Already took me a trip this year to Rio. Hope to go again later on in the year.
Ass Grabbin' Chris
Ass Grabbin' Chris was right . . . Brazil is in the place to be :-)
Re: Shadow - In response..
Shadow, I really don't want to be in Rio for Carnival. Waaaayyy to many tourists and prices are higher just because it's Carnival.
Cho & Chikan
You know, some jerk is here making fun about the murderous rampage of Cho and trying to compare him to a chikan, but a much different kind of conclusion can be drawn. The truth of the matter is that, as has been noted in many posts before, chikan is really an insignificant offense in comparison to many, many other kinds of "evils" that one might commit. Clearly, it is trivial compared
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Re: Onlooker - Cock Block
As I have said many, many times before . . . listening to Arm Humper is NOT the way to keep yourself safe up in the game. Your points are well-stated and right on.
Being Safe Up In The Game
For once Arm Humper is actually right about something! Egads! Certain chikan acts certainly aren't for every chikan to try, and I for one have always been the first to say that. If you don't have the knowledge and the skills, or even lack the ability to imagine what is within the realm of the possible, then you best leave it alone. It's best for some to just stick with humpi
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Re: Shadow - Picture
Shadow, I agree with you unanimously on this. Your post states exactly why I refrained from weighing in further on the issue. And this is yet another example of why you are destined for Hall of Fame membership. Great minds (and chikans) think alike. You will get in one day because you will have earned it, unlike others who got in only through shameful begging, or due to "political" acts of "mercy" on the part of Ayashi who allowed some in who should not be there. It's great to finally have a member who has contributed enough to claim greatness on this board. It's been a long time now. But like I always say . . . THE SHADOW knows! THE SHADOW is in possession of "The Knowledge".
Re: X - Are you kidding me???
Shadow is a prime candidate to get in. We consider candidates once a year in December when we also have our Man of the Year and Rookie of the Year votes. He wasn't quite there last time, but in my view he has done enough since then that he ought to be a shoo in for this year. That's my view of it anyway.
Arm Humper got in from a big TWO or so (more or less )votes (Don Carlos T
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Re: Ricardo - Back from Atlanta
I told you dude . . . wasn't just trying to be a party pooper . . . I too didn't find it so easy to find any nice crowds in Atlanta to ply the practice. There have to be some there somewhere on a weekend night, but it's certainly not right up in your face all the time. At least not these days.
Ricardo - Foam Parties In Miami
Ricardo, I have had little luck trying to hump in Miami as well as in Atlanta. What club(s) did you go to? The ones in South Beach are just these big, cavernous places where I found it hard to get a good chikan going on. Those places are also stupid expensive to even get into!!!
Re: Indian_Pool, SJ, and Other Indian Chikans
Yes, we need more detailed information on the chikan scene in all of India. India seems like it would be a great place to hump in given the huge population. Perhaps one day I might be able to enjoy the pleasures of ghee-infused Indian female buttocks cheeks. But one must be careful in India for I fear the punishment for being caught would be rather severe! I mean, if a warrant can be issued for your arrest simply for kissing a beautiful Indian actress on the cheek in public (Richard Gere case), I can only imagine what the authorities might do to a buttfucker chikan who has spermed on an Indian woman's saree!
Club One Baltimore
Re: Ricardo - Good Chikan Places/Clubs In London
Jam-packed, crack-packed bars and nightclubs can be excellent places to chikan. Often times the girls are drunk and you can rub away to your heart's content. If the crowd is tight enough, you can even establish and maintain enough contact to sperm against the ass cheeks of your prey. One of my personal favorite stories is of an experience I had in just such a bar. The name of the story is
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Re: SJ Surya
I would love to hump some Indian girl buttcheeks, but I think you would have a hard time talking me into the Ganges River. Also, you say that chikan is a "soft crime"? LOL! Now that's a funny twist of words :-)
Re: theasslover - Question
I was out one time with this awesome blonde . . . I mean just a head turner. We were in this really PACKED club that had live music going. She wanted another beer. I really didn't want to go get her another fuckin' beer because the place was so damn crowded, and I didn't want to fight that crowd. Well, I decided to be a gentleman and go for beers for the both of us. It must hav
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I found this piece while surfing the net:
Dry humping a stranger on the tube (subway)
Hi, there. Im 21, female and a final year Eng.Lit. student somewhere in London. Heres my story:
I was recently travelling across town on the tube (subway). It was rush hour and it got really crowded. I was standing close to a nice looking thirtysomething man in a smart pin-stripe suit. He
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Here's Another I Found
Dry Humped On The Green Line
Not sure if I told this story before, and I'm even more unsure if the world really needs to know this...
Hell, you all know enough crazy things about me by now to know that I don't embarass easily. That said, I shall tell the story of my adventure one morning going to work taking the metro rail Green Line.
It was a nice summer day back i
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Re: Passer By - Clubs and Pubs
And for me, a few minutes of "thrill" on a tube somewhere would not do it for me. Not at all. A "sustained buttfuck" is much more desirable in my view. I would much rather have the kind of experiences I had in my stories like "The Wet Bar" and "St. Patty's Day Pooty Call" than some short-time grind on a subway any day. Although, I can appreciate a
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Re: Passer By - Clubs & Pubs
Most of the stories that I read about "transit chikan" are like the ones that I posted below. They are fleeting experiences in nature. And you are wrong about how long a good night in the pub can be. If the night is right and the Gods are with me, I can chikan girls in the butt in a bar for HOURS on end . . . not just for a matter of minutes. This is one reason why I love concerts to
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Akon Humps A Teen
Check this wild shit out!!!!
Thin Clothing Like This!!!
Although I prefer a bit of a bigger bum than this, nothing can beat being behind a girl wearing the kind of thin clothing this woman is wearing! You can see the shape of the ass cheeks and the outline of the buttcrack . . . aaahhhhh muthafucka just sink your dick down in between them buttocks cheeks . . . feeling them separate apart to accommodate your stiffy! In the crowd ya just press, hunch 'n jiiiiiiiiiizzzz!!!!
P.S. And I've been up in between the buttcheeks of women wearing even THINNER clothing!
Re: Thin Clothing Like This!!!
The point was to show an example of the kind of thin clothing that I like on a woman's ass, not the size of her ass itself bonehead. Even with that, you can still see the shape of her cheeks and the outline of her buttcrack. Imagine a round, phat ass in that shit!
Re: Shadow - Akon Humps A Teen
Well, you did know that Akon did spend time in jail for stealin' cars right??? He was already comin' at it with some authenticity. It all should be familiar to him when he gets sent up again. LOL!
Re: theasslover - Also
There is the kind of shiny lycra material that Dalek Dick is talking about, and it is very appealing to a chikan because of the way that it hugs the body. But, I've actually found that I prefer material that's THIN and a little LOOSE and/or STRETCHY because that allows you to sink down FURTHER into the girl's butt gap. When the material is too tight, then even when it's thin
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Dalek Dick - Shiny Heinys
Although not all lycra, this babe at www.sexybootysuzy.com has some nice shots on her site. Ass looks like a damn balloon! LOL! Also, there was this guy who posted here a few times (think he went by "Totti") who was really into the shiny stuff and had a site dedicated to it. It was on Yahoo if I remember correctly. It was never very active, but it did have some nice shots on there. Maybe you can find it or something similar by searching around here for his posts, or by searching Yahoo Groups.
Re: Paki Humper - Goth Woman
That was a great story my friend. Can't wait to read more of your stuff. To live it . . . ya gotta believe!
Re: Ricardo - Chikaning In Pajamas
Ricardo that is SO fuckin' funny about you wearing the pajamas . . . I was JUST thinking about doing the SAME THING the other night as I put MY pajamas on . . . about how it would be great if I could find some that I could pass off as everyday wear clothing . . . and dress in them at a concert. Pajamas that DON'T look like pajamas. Damn . . . the minds of real chikans are alike! Wow! That's some crazy shit!!! LOL!
Pajamas Like Pants
Anybody got any pics of PJs that look like normal pants??? I need to go shopping. Hehehehe :-D
I just found me the PERFECT set of pajamas that look like street clothes I can wear!!! Ahma try this shit . . . we go DO THIS!!! Just might get me in the mood to write another story! Yaaaahoooo and THANK YOU Ricardo for giving me the inspiration to try something exciting and new!
Re: theasslover - PJs
Just go shopping my man . . . just go shopping until you see something that works. I can't wait to try this shit out too! Thank you for shopping!
Yes, track suit bottoms are good too. I also have a pair of shorts made of the type of thin fabric you might find in a high-quality pair of men's slacks. They're good for summer action. Shop around boys!
Re: Max Mond - They won`t let me quit!
It`s like what Mark Twain said about his efforts to quit smoking. He said it was easy because he had been able to quit smoking . . . again and again and again and again! LOL!
I was at a social gathering recently held in a large city that has a subway/metro system when the conversation somehow turned to the subject of groping. The women complained how horrible it was that men were always trying to jack them in the butt on the train . . . a secret but all-knowing smile found its way to my face as I listened to their complaints and stories :-) This one really pretty one who was complaining the most had on some really THIN white slacks . . . I could see why her nice ass was always under attack as she certainly would be one that I too would have tried to sink by dick into on a crowded metro train ;-)
Bad-Boy (To The Theme From ``Cops``)
Bad-Boy, Bad-Boy . . . whatcha gonna do??? Whatcha gonna do to them booties for you??? Bad-Boy, Bad-Boy . . . whatcha gonna do??? Whatcha gonna do to them booties for youuuuuuuuu??? LOLOLOL!!!
Re: Meat Crack - Please Advise
Yeah, I had something similar to that happen . . . once . . . I just looked at the girl like she was crazy and kept on about my business.
Re: TheConflict - For the concert lovers...
I liked that video. I was gonna go to an Insane Clown Posse show once, but then something happened to me that has happened only once in my life . . . I forgot when the damn show was, so I missed the chance to go!
Re: Mike - best hump movies
I'm not that impressed with the "Lady On The Bus" scene. It's not very realistic at all to me. I prefer the scene in "Bad Santa" where Billy Bob is slam-buttfuckin' the young blonde.
Re: Lonely Wolf - Untitled
I agree with you that the whole notion of "consensuality" in chikan is mostly nonsense. Not completely . . . but mostly. Indeed, it does happen. And when it does, then the chikan can have an extraordinary experience. I've had numerous of those extraordinary encounters, but only as a result of many, many, many "attempts", and only after developing my "practice"
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Re: Manhattan- Quitting the game
Your post should have been placed over on the quitters side. I can understand your torment, but if it was me, I wouldn't even want to show up dressed like a chikan . . . and then not chikan. At least not without having had a long absence away from the scene first. Seems to me like that would just be extra-added torment. I'd either just stay home . . . or sperm on the buttcheeks. But each guy has to try his own methods I suppose. Good luck!
Re: hueyduey - Chikans worst Nightmare!
I don't know what dude did, but he sure did pick the wrong one! That was some funny shit! And you can see the train wasn't even crowded. Dude fucked up for real! LOL!
Re: theasslover - screamed on
I had one bitch at a crowded, SQUASHED concert gonna ask me if I could step back. I said, "No!" and continued to rub on her ass. Dumb bitch.
Re: theasslover - don't do it
Watch out with those types of concerts theasslover (Today Show and similarly network sponsored concerts) . . . there's LOTS of security and they're not really THAT crowded. Take your own advice . . . don't do it . . . proceed at your own risk!
Bon Jovi On Today Show
The Today Show crowd for Bon Jovi looks like it might be the biggest crowd they've had out on the plaza ever . . . that's because it's Bon Jovi. The police presence, including undercover, will be high. A word of caution to all NYC chikans!
Re: SickIndividual - Black Shogun Retirement Party 2002
Well, just like so many greats of the squared circle (boxing), I couldn't stay retired . . . having come out of it several times to "chikan again". Just like Mark Twain said about quitting smoking . . . it's easy . . . I've done it over and over and over again :-)!
Re: Yoda - Flight attendants
Be very, very, VERY careful about chikaning on an airplane! If you get busted, there will be NO quick escape. I just read a newsclip a few weeks ago about a guy who was arrested after feeling up a young passenger sitting next to him. The girl paged a flight attendant and told on the guy, and the law was waiting for him when the plane arrived at the gate. Reminded of that stuff Asti Hi Masti or whatever his handle was used to write about. Rub and/or grind in the wrong stewardess' butt gap and your ass is grass. Also a lot of them, at least on U.S. airlines, are guys or look like old battle axes. Proceed with "mile high chikan" at your own risk.
June 2007 Man of The Month
I liked TheConflict's post entitled "For the concert lovers..." that had the YouTube video on surviving concert crowds.
Re: Bad-Boy - Western Chikan Videos
I agree Bad-Boy . . . definitely staged stuff but I liked it better than the stuff from Nippon. I especially liked the one where the guy was buttfucking the blonde . . . you can see a stiff boner jacked between her buttcheeks :-)
Shadow's Championship Celebration
Shadow where is that San Antonio report you mentioned? We're waiting to hear all about how the celebration went down . . . chikan-style.
Re: Bad-Boy - Western Chikan Videos
Since they stagin' shit, they need to go all out and make stuff that real, hardcore chikans would love and would buy . . . keep on showin' stiff dicks sinkin' down in between them buttcheeks . . . but then also have dude take his dick out some too and sperm on them "funnel cakes".
Popular Nightclub Targeted?
Did anybody else see the news today??? A car packed with explosives was found parked outside of "Tiger Tiger" in London, a nightclub made famous on this site as a fertile chikan hunting ground in the U.K.!!! No solid clues yet as to whether the popular nightclub that can hold up to 1,500 people was the actual target or not. Man! Can't even go out and get yo "arse gap scrub" on without possibly losing your life to terrorists in the process!
Re: Trans_Rub - nightclub targeted
No, I have never been to Tiger Tiger, but I first heard about the place right here on this board a few years ago. Some of the guys who were doing chikan in London, like Dirty Uncle for example, happened to mention it (along with the Hippodrome, The Equinox, and Irish Pubs or some place like that). Ever since reading about Tiger Tiger here, Iīve always wanted to go to London to check it out for myself. Well, maybe one day I will . . . terrorists be damned!
Got My Scrub On . . . On An Airplane!
Got me some on an airplane recently! Yeah, yeah . . . well call me a hypocrite :-) The thing is, I am a seasoned chikan and know a good situation when I see one. You see, I was flying this airline that allows people to board the plane from both the front and the back. The only thing is that these idiots exercise no control over who can board from the front versus the back! So, you have people
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Re: Xo - Hot concert grope from youtube . . .
Nice clip Xo. Looks like somebody was able to get in quite a bit of titty groping with relatively little protest from the girl . . . as if she expected that sort of thing to go on in the crowd.
Re: Shadow - Passive Ass Raids during the Spurs Parade!!
Now that was worth the wait :-)!!!
Re: theasslover - Funny shit
I like that last Shadow piece because it's well-written and very, very realistic. I mean, you're out there following your agenda and scopin' out on some ass and shit. You have a few false starts here and there, but you keep workin' it and workin' it cuz like I've said before . . . it's NEVER over till it's over! Finally, you land in a good situation . . .
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Re: Bad-Boy - mino
Why don't you hook him up with the jean skirt one? That's the best one. I'd do it, but I'm not sure how to go about it. Looks like you figured out how to set up some clips.
Re: Stragen - Chikan World
Long time no see my Stragen friend! How are things? Well, I think the only way to see those Chikan World clips is through the site. Good luck!
P.S. By the way "Shogun Fan", I'm glad you like my stories. I have the seed of an idea for a new one . . . a "comeback" if you will . . . entitled "The Pajama Party" . . . we shall see . . . we shall see :-)
Re: jstudent - Chikan World
There are a FEW original clips in what they call their "Chikan Diary" . . . but very, very few.
Re: SickIndividual - Pyjamas . . . best for frotting!
Donīt expect anything on this front for a good long while. All I can say right now is that we shall sperm no big round behind before itīs time :-)
Re: Indian - art of chikaning in india
We feel your pain . . . but please remember that we have a quitterīs side to the board . . . thatīs where your posts like this belong.
Re: Indian In Back - Knock It Off!
Cut the shit with the kiddy stuff!!! It doesn't belong here. It doesn't belong anywhere!
Western Chikan - Full Service
Anybody else see the "Full Service" files in the Western Chikan Yahoo group??? Obviously staged but closer to the real thing. The guy has an obvious BONER and sinks it in and out of a pretty blonde's buttcrack (she doesn't have a big arse but still looks good). Even does it in clip 2 something like my "smack buttfuck" . . . but not quite. They need to go all out now . . . have the guy cream in her crack . . . then show the evidence of spunk stains on his sweats. They look like sweats to me. There's supposed to be a 3rd clip I think. Hopefully it ends in "full service" in that one. Hehehe.
Re: Helmet - Western Chikan
Try this: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/westernchikan
Re: Jeremy - Some Experiences In College
That's why the less of a crowd you have, the more important it is to "nut and run". Hehehe! In the situation you described, I would have left the place after sperming as the risk of detection and follow-up confrontation was too high. In a place like a "crack-packed" concert of thousands though, you can hang around because detection of the dried up "gunk" is very unlikely. And if it is discovered later . . . well . . . if it's even realized what the stains are . . . well then . . . you're long gone ;-)
Dastardly Black Shogun
P.S. You stated "some EXPERIENCES in college" . . . got any more to share :-)?
Re: Jeremy - Experiences
Great Jeremy. Looking forward to reading some more of your stuff. And I'm glad you like my stories. I haven't written any new ones in a very long time. Maybe I'll have some new pieces coming out later. We shall see. We shall see. Once a hardcore, master buttfucker chikan . . . always a hardcore, master buttfucker chikan.
Re: Black Helmet - 4 swedish girls
Can't wait to read your stories Black Helmet. Hope you spermed in those pretty Brit, Swede, and Danish girl buttcracks something good.
Re: Black Helmet - 4 swedish girls
Well . . . that wasn't exactly chikan but . . . a lot of effort went into it.
Re: TBONE - Response To Jeremy
Where are the rest of the stories that you said you were going to write??? Also, you talk about how you usually split if you cream on a girl's ass, yet in the only story you have written for us, you claimed to have done the opposite of that. And TBONE has a point. If you don't think there's enough action on the board, be a part of the solution . . . not a part of the problem. Provide some of your own material to liven things up then.
Re: August 2007 Man of the Month
I did like Jeremy's story "Some Experiences In College".
Re: meatcrack - webmaster
Stop being a "meathead" and be "meatcrack" . . . then and only then may you win something.
Re: Meatcrack - Black Shogun
Want to be recognized? Then just write good stories and make good and/or interesting contributions . . . and knock off the nonsense banter.
P.S. By the way Don Carlos . . . that one video of the old chikan was funny. You always come up with some great stuff. THATīS how you get recognition. LOL!
Re: Concert Chikan - Stories As Payback
Concert Chikan I hope your promise to write some stories isn't just an empty one . . . like it is with virtually everybody else who shows up here making the same promise. You done good with the pics so far. Now, let's have some stories :-)!
Re: Concert Chikan - Blonde Crowd Groped
I can't see the clip for whatever reason! Damn!
Re: Guest - Staying for more
Man . . . I said MAN! Now THAT was an excellent, excellent story . . . highlighting both the good and the bad of concert chikan. You're obviously an accomplished professional who has honed your skills over time. BUT, you better chill out man. You need to be more subtle and not so aggressive when you KNOW the situation isn't right for aggresiveness. You're lucky the girl you spu
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Re: ConcertChikan - Video Clip
I've tried several times Concert Chikan, but it just won't let me do it. Oh well . . . just like a "mark" you're trying to hump up the crack in a crowd . . . sometimes you bust a nut . . . sometimes you don't! Some girls got fleshy bubble butts . . . some don't! Hehehehehehe!
Re: Curious George - Question For Black Shogun
Well, why would you ask me such specific questions about the House of Blues in LA? The fact is, I don't know a thing about that venue. Why don't you go to their website and see if you can find any pics of the place? That might give you some ideas about the layout. As for The Roots, that would be a good band to check out. The chikan great "Opportunist" wrote a multi-part story (I believe it was) about his experiences at one of their concerts. Check it out. I would say go for it as far as a band goes. And regardless of what type of show you go to see, a general admission ticket is always best. If you plan to hunch pretty girls up the butt, then general admission, standing-room-only is a must ;-)
Re: Easy Rider - Hip Hop vs. Rap
In your opinion, what is the difference between a hip hop crowd versus a rap crowd?
Re: eleven - Staying for more
We eagerly await your account of your first experience. I wrote about the first time I literally exploded inside of a girl's phat ass buttcheeks at a concert. The name of that story is called "Inaugural Nut". LOLOLOL!!! If you haven't read it yet, check it out. I know it can be hard to remember the details of your old exploits . . . but please try . . . for the sake of the board. You are an excellent writer! We all once thought we were alone in this lonely profession. But then we discovered this community . . . the underground Nation of Chikan.
Man of the Month for September 2007
I cast my vote for 9-ELEVEN! 9-ELEVEN! 9-ELEVEN! 9-ELEVEN! "Eleven" for "Staying For More".
Check This Out!
There are some nice pics on this site of buttrubbers in action:
Still waiting for somebody passing himself off as a real, legit chikan to post a pic somewhere . . . anywhere I can see it . . . of not only his dick being out, but also with a load of SPOO all over a girl's ass. Some of those cats on that Spanish-language chikan site got they dicks out . . . but no fresh cum or spunk stains can be seen on any of the girls' butts. What y'all think about those pics on that site now?
Re: Tad - Great pics!!!
Yeah, those pics take it to another level. Now, I want to see some "spooge" on an unwitting girl's buttocks cheeks!
Re: T BONE - STACEY
Easy there T BONE, easy. Now, how do you even know it's a chick? As a matter of fact, there's a good chance it's not. It could even be LE or something trying to start up an online relationship with a chikan . . . leading to his arrest. Easy now. Easy.
Re: old asian - old man is the best
How about I get rough and clumsy upside your old, Grandpa Simpson slope head??? Oooops . . . up . . . side ya head say OOOOPPPPSSS upside ya head!
Re: Exitar01 - Just Got Back From Tokyo
I would love to go to Japan, but I hear the place is as expensive as hell. Cost you damn $100.00 just to take a taxi from the airport to where you want to go! I don't mind droppin' some money every now and then, but the cost of living and being in Japan is just outrageous.
Re: Max Mond - Repeat Girl
Yeah dude . . . take a picture . . . let us see this broad. As far as how to proceed, so far you're doing it right. Let her take the lead since she seems eager to do so. Don't do anything that she might not be comfortable with . . . like squeezing her butt when there isn't even a crowd. Wait for a better situation, then gently proceed (like an "old asian" would). In a
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Re: Idea - Untitled
Sometimes that can happen in a concert crowd, but I usually go limp immediately in any kind of situation like that and use my hands to "cock block" myself. Hahahaha! So, it's never really been an issue for me. You have to train your brain to make the boner go limp and use your hands or bag or whatever you have with you to cock block. Don't worry my man . . . we know ya ain't a homosexual. Hehehe!
P.S. One time I could swear a guy was tryin' to grind on my ass and shit in a concert crowd! I didn't like that shit at all . . . not at all! Believe me. So, I had to put an end to that shit by moving!
Re: Idea - When the choice is hard to make
I showed up at a concert once and it was like 90% chicks in attendance. I was so excited that I had to sit down to keep from passing out! There were so many choices, but I worked the situation until I found what was gonna work for me.
Hey, check out this pic somebody posted on another site. If I get behind that in a concert crowd . . . she finds a HUGE dried up spunk stain in the seat of her trousers when she gets home :-)
Here's a famous ass many of us have seen before. Oh what HEAVEN on earth it would be to sink my big, excited boner in between THESE cheeks too . . . leaving a noticeble STAIN on her white, ass-hugging clothing!
This chikan has taken his dick out and wormed the head of his trouser snake in between the buttcheeks of the girl standing in front of him. There is a clue in this pic that makes me believe this chikan was working the crowd at a concert. People who read chikan stories and who think that the things described therein could NEVER happen . . . think again.
Another chikan going for some "wet humping".
Touching The "Cootchie Biscuit"
Here a chikan feels the warmth of the labia lips upon his encroaching hand . . . place a finger in the crack to do the "Mr. Stink Finger".
Chikan ding-a-ling out and not yet hard . . . but ready to go on booty duty!
Chikan sampling the addictive drug known as "crack".
I would never advise any chikan to do exactly what some of the chikans in the pictures I have posted have done. It is advisable to always keep the chikan dick covered at all times rather than exposed. These guys obviously exposed their schlongs because they wanted other chikans to see exactly what they were doing. But, it's not advisable. If somebody catches you with your dick out, then y
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Re: Jeremy - Girl jerked me in bar
Yes Jeremy . . . pray tell . . . what's the name of this place you have discovered?
Re: Max Mond - this morning's ride
Man, I'm tired of some of the prejudiced bullshit I read from some of you guys on this site . . . black chikans are "clumsy" and "Old Asian" says . . . now "Max Mond" says black guys "have a hard time concealing their emotions from their faces". Fuck both of you guys and your dumb, race-based generalizations . . . and you too "Geego" . . . whoever you are.
Links Contributed By Ass Grabbin' Chris
Virtually all of the above-referenced links found on the archives page are dead. They should be removed as they serve no purpose anymore and only take up space. There are still some gems in there, but all of the dead links ought to be removed.
An Ass Grabbin' Chris Link That Still Works
Here's one of The Black Shogun's favorite chikan pics . . . guess why :-)!!! I guess this guy has trouble controlling that expression of pleasure upon his face! LOL!!!
Re: Max Mond - exitar01
That's one way to go. Get your employer to pick up the airfare and hotel plus allow you some expense money for meals, incidentals, etc. That works for a trip to anywhere . . . not just to Japan.
Re: Eleven - A groper is born
A STAR is born! Nice, detailed, well-written story Eleven! Thanks for coming through with something when most people only make promises and/or talk about what they're gonna do (here and in real life). Now keep up the good work . . . it could get you Rookie of the Year honors ;-)
Re: Max Mond - I was burning today!
Too bad with all that action you didn't get to sperm even one nut. That's one reason why this "transit chikan" stuff has never appealed to me much . . . lots of touches here and feels there . . . but few, few opportunities to actually spunk. But you need to keep it in perspective man. Chikan is no thing to keep losing jobs over. If and when it interferes with your life in that way, you need to quit it bro.
Re: Max Mond - Untitled
Many who eventually got around to trying a concert wished they had not waited so long to do so. You ought to try one. It would be better than riding on the train for more than half the work day . . . and losing your job. Hell, you could spend the same amount of time . . . and more . . . grinding plump asses at "crack-packed" shows at times when you don't even have to be at work. Just look at all the concert stories here, and the concert pics too.
I Say Nay To Flash Stories
I personally don't want to see flasher stories here. This site is all about humping and groping. I enjoyed Black Helmet's last stories too . . . but that's because they were on topic. Let's stick to the topic please . . . and that's groping.
Re: Black Helmet - Flashing
There is nothing "tunnel vision" about my views at all. Please scroll to the top of this page . . . what does it say??? It says Ayashi-(frotteurism)-BBS . . . FROTTEURISM . . . not DICK FLASH. You're best off reserving your flashing stories to places where your considerable efforts would be most appreciated. Like you already saw . . . nobody gave much notice to your flashing sto
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Re: Onlooker - Where are the rest of the real veterans?
Onlooker I'm glad you have enjoyed my stories. Black Shogun doesn't write stories anymore . . . at least not for now. I prefer to sit back and read as new storywriters come along. But when somebody reads a Black Shogun story, I want it to be like that song you hear on the radio from a classic rock band . . . you hear it and you turn up the radio LOUD . . . cuz it's an oldie but goodie!
Re: Altera888 - The Human Sensory That Creates A Chikan Part I The Frotteur
That's an interesting write-up there Altera888. I can't wait to read the remaining parts. Plus, I picked up a new way to express what I like to do . . . "Butt Crack" a strange girl. LOL!
Protect The Uniqueness of Ayashi-BBS
As Ayashi said, there's always going to be a little deviation from what the topic of this site is. That's just natural. But that's no reason to encourage it. There are many other sites for flashing stories. And, it is not correct to encourage flashing stories (or stories about other perversions) here just because there is currently a dearth of groping and humping stories.
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Under The Nose Of Security
Jeremy, in that last piece you wrote, you said that you chose not to chikan one girl because security was like only 3 feet away. I actually find it very exciting to bugger a strange girl at a concert with security standing right there in the immediate vicinity.
One of my favorite experiences of all time was the one I wrote about in my story entitled "Crack Snacks". There were ma
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About The Western Chikan Site
There's no need to join Western Chikan to get a good look at what it's all about. You can go to the Yahoo site and look at clips of what they have to offer. I too like seeing the stiff dick sink into some blonde buttcheeks, but I have to agree that at this point it's not worth the $25/month to join.
And speaking of horrible Japanese stuff, I saw a clip the other day of a guy using a pair of scissors in a movie theater to cut away part of the skirt of the woman sitting next to him so he could feel her up through her panties. The whole while she's sitting there eating popcorn as if she's supposed to be oblivious to what's going on. Totally and utterly ridiculous! How about at least TRYING to make it believable??? Man.
Re: Black Helmet - Italian school girls on holiday
Nice write-up there Mr. Black Helmet. I've never read about a chikan trying to sperm in a girl's belly-button before :-))))
Re: Guest - Another One
Guest who is that big booty bitch? Kinda looks like Kim Kardishan. Whoever she is, I'd LOVE to break some big dick OFF in her round mounds!
Re: Guest - Halloween Humping Costume Ideas
Go dressed up like you're going to a pajama party :-) That way you can be dressed in some extra-thin clothing with no underwear on, and nobody will pay you any added attention for it ;-)
Re: Old Grey Beard - Question For Black Shogun
For your viewing pleasure:
October 2007 Man of the Month
October 2007 was actually one of the best months on Ayashi BBS in a long time with plenty of stories, pictures, and video clips. Max Mond and Jeremy were both very, very active this month. Also, Eleven gave us yet another great story! However, I'm going to go with Black Helmet this time who actually wrote several good pieces demonstrating that he is indeed a most versatile and daring pervert :-)
There was nothing personal towards you about my views Black Helmet (you would have known if it was personal). It's just that there are some things that I feel strongly about, and staying on topic in this most unique forum is one of them. Anyway, you have my vote for October 2007 as you demonstrated through several pieces that you can deliver the goods.
Re: Jeremy - Bubble Butt Brunette
Jeremy . . . I know we ALL hope you get the "money shot" the next time.
Rican/Latina Booty From Onion Booty
Re: Murali - oct man of the month
The story posted by Altera888 was good but it wasn't his . . . it was something that he cut and pasted here from another source. Winning posts should be original works.
Re: Guest - Another One
That looks like Ice-T's whore.
Utilizing Technology To Combat Chikans
Re: check - Untitled
My boy check "checked out" . . . and fast! Hahaha!
Re: Guest - Question For The Master Black Shogun
Yes, but of course the place must be crowded. Whether itīs a dance club or a bar or a concert or a bus or wherever, you need a crowd. A crowd is a chikanīs best friend. And unless itīs a jam-packed concert (or some other really squashed location) with lots of pushing and swaying bodies, you donīt just ram yourself up in between the buttcheeks.
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Re: Max Mond - Women Feeling The Boner & Techniques
Yes Max Mond. Women do indeed feel the boner. They feel it and know immediately what it is, even if they are not experienced sexually. Itīs instinctual, like when women often know by instinct the absolute exact moment when a man has spermed his load of cum. They feel the manīs boner against their bodies . . . on their hips . . . or in their buttcracks . . . and sometimes the feel of a manīs stiff hardness can excite the woman creating sexual arousal and tension in her as well.
Re: MISTRY007 - Please Advise Me
Nervous when you try to practice chikan? Can't get a hard-on and afraid of getting caught? My advice? Give it up. Quit it while you still can.
November 2007 Man of the Month
I cast my vote in favor of Max Mond for his many posts this month.
Re: Max Mond - My Nomination
You're talking to Black Shogun here . . . if I didn't think there was quality and value there, I would not have voted for you. Quantity AND quality makes for a winner.
Looks like they shut this one down dudes:
There was some good stuff on there too!
Re: JMONEY - Cock Grabbing
Although I enjoy the stories, I actually seriously doubt that women are out grabbing guys' dicks all morning long on the train! Remember that the clinical definition of a chikan includes the frotteur's fantasy of some kind of sexual relationship with his victims that doesn't exist. Has it happened in the annals of chikan? Sure. But does it happen over and over and over again day after day to the same guy? I highly doubt it. Whatever goes down in that regard is probably mostly unintentional by the woman. But, it does make for a good story anyway.
A Message For Don Carlos
Don Carlos, the Spanish-language frotteur site on MSN has been shut down. If you become aware of any other site like that one which might arise somewhere else on the net with similar content, please be sure to let us know here immediately! There was some really good stuff on that site, including some of the best chikan pics I have ever seen.
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Re: Guest - Cock Grabbing
Well, the fact of the matter is that I have had many women push their ass cheeks back against me. But it was rare, rare, rare that they ever initiated it. It happens, especially in dance clubs where women will often let their hair down some so to speak. But normally, it's a result of the guy's advances upon the woman. She just might get into it . . . and back that ass up! But rarely ever is the woman a true "chijo" who will initiate the action, especially by feeling on a total stranger's dick in a crowd.
Re: Bad-Boy - The 10 Ass commandments
"7-the uglier the woman...the better the experience...bottom line, this is probably the only source of pleasure for their ugly ass...so they make sure they enjoy it...."
But I'm not buying it all hook, line, and sinker. When some guys came on here a while back and said the current storywriters sucked compared to some of the old timers (I don't happen to believe that), the first thing you did is accuse other people of lying and of "creative writing". Oh, it couldn't be that maybe just maybe some other people actually can write better than
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Re: JMONEY - I see your point MOND
"I never meant to say anything insulting your stories either, but in the last few stories my interpretations were that these women were grabbing your cock on a regular basis."
Thatīs certainly the way it was coming across to me too. Maybe thatīs not what was intended, but itīs certainly what I got out of reading the stories.
Re: Jeremy - Western Chikan
You can see clips for free at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/westernchikan/
Re: Guest - My Grand dad stories
And did you feel your grandpappy's noble boner too as he related his stories to you while he bounced you on his elegant lap :-D???
Yes Don Carlos
Please do let us know what you find out. I would think that the former members of that site would like to get another one started some place else. That site had some of the best chikan pics I had ever seen in my life! I copied some of those pics over to here. I would really like to copy that one of the damp cum stain on that chick's ass. Did you see that one :-)? It hadn't been posted on the site long before it got shut down. At any rate, keep us posted on any new developments! I hope there was some way they were able to save all the pics :-/
To All My Chikans
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
The Twelve Days of Christmas
2007 Annual Year-End Awards
I cast my votes as follows:
1. December 2007 Man of the Month - I cast this vote for "Manhattan", not only for his stories but also for the many good pictures he posted this month. Note that Manhattan also won this time last year too for his accounting of Rockefeller Center action during the holiday season. This guy must just sit back and salivate all year long waiting to nut in
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Re: Awards Committee - A Better Idea
Even better yet, since we're all gonna be lining up in a row, how about the big ass bitches we've all butt hunched over the years join us for just one last chikan buttfuck??? We can do like El Senor Carlos always talks about and do a line-up! That will REALLY give them an opportunity to have just one last experience before deciding on who's the top chikan in the pack . . . or rather . . . in the line :-D! And let me remind you while you're here . . . YOU are the company you keep ;-)
Re: Parallel Universes & Other Worlds
I saw this movie years ago where this guy supposedly had died and gone to another world. There were beautiful, NAKED, Amazon women running around everywhere. He thought he had arrived in Heaven . . . until he took a closer look at the women . . . and discovered that not a single one of them had a pussy! Hahaha! Now for a depraved buttfucker like me, that WOULD have been Heaven! LOLOLOL!!!
Re: Don Carlos - Bars in New York City
Don Carlos . . . the picture you posted is New York, New York . . . in Las Vegas! LOL! But we get the point. Any news on a new Spanish-language chikan site starting up anywhere?
Re: Don Carlos - New Spanish-language Site
Great! Are there any pics on the site yet???
Re: Jeremy - Thanks for the extensive info Carlos
Jeremy, if you go to any of those places, please be sure to post here telling us about your own impressions of and experiences in those bars.
Re: Mack - Carlos Video
I could still see the one with the groping on the busy street. Also very, very niiiiiice :-) Now Ayashi-BBS is rising to even new heights as we're starting to see the kinda pics and vids that show what real chikans do.
Re: Mr. Sticky Pants - Question
Your DNA could be obtained from the load you left on the girl's ass. Then, what they'd have to do is obtain another DNA sample from you somehow to see if there's a match. Remember a little scandal involving an intern, a dress, and a U.S. President???
I watched a crime show on TV where law enforcement was looking again at a "cold case" murder that had gone unsolved
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Re: mal.uk - shogun...
I "donated" my best stories to them when they were still trying to "be somebody". All the rest of the stories there were lifted from other places (heavily from Ayashi-BBS) without the consent of the original authors, which created more than a little bit of anger towards that site.
Re: mal.uk - hmm
I told you . . . I already had put my best stories there. So, I don't care what anybody else might be doing. Let it go. And too bad you missed that CF3 vid . . . it was one of the best ever :-D
Seen This One?
Humping A Police Woman
Hall of Fame member Opportunist wrote a true story about humping a police woman once. That's when he knew he needed to go get professional help. You can check that story out by searching Oppy's stories in the Hall of Fame section. We haven't heard from Oppy in a long, long time. Hope he's OK.
Re: mal.uk - describe
I couldn't tell exactly where it takes place, but it looks like it might be at a concert . . . and the chikan has his dick out against them buttcheeks . . . very, very clear and very, very real looking footage.
Re: Manhattan - Kravitz Concert
Sometimes you gotta pay to play. Besides. Like you said. How often can you find a standing room only concert type of situation where you live? You gotta go for that man!
Re: Rider In The Crack - Chronicles #2 - "The MILF Who Came In From The Cold"
RITC that was a great story. But I'll tell you what. If you did what you said you did, then you're crazy. If you nut on a woman, then you best better be plannin' to get the hell outta Dodge! Especially if there's a chance that she will discover the spunk while it's still wet . . . with YOU still in plain sight.
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Re: voyboy - The perfect place to chikan
Perfect? PERFECT?!!! You've gotta be kidding me right??? LOOK at all the FUCKING CAMERA PHONES EVERYWHERE . . . and in BROAD DAYLIGHT too!!! Somebody needs to enroll in remedial classes (or perhaps even classes for beginners) at the Chikan Academy.
Re: PLEASE - MAX MOND
I think Max is just exhibiting the classic symptoms of frotteurism . . . the frotteur often wants to believe that some kind of relationship exists between himself and his victims . . . they (the victims) always like what the frotteur is doing . . . they even actively participate . . . the woman is ALWAYS a "player". Sometimes it's true of course that the woman participates (removin
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Re: mal.uk - to master shogun
Nope. Sorry, I don't have any stories of humping teachers or older, mature women. I've always only chikan buttfucked girls/women who were my age or younger.
Re: voyboy - The perfect place to chikan
Just don't do anything stupid??? You do something STUPID as soon as you start chikaning people in an environment where everybody is holding a CAMERA PHONE in a relatively SMALL and/or ENCLOSED space in the DAYTIME like what's depicted in that video clip. That's far different from being at a large, open air parade or daytime concert of thousands where you can still sink back into t
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Re: voyboy - The perfect place to chikan clarification
I wrote: "And that was on a train where the environnment was nothing like the one you proclaim to be 'the perfect place to chikan'."
Meaning there was only ONE camera in play . . . not HUNDREDS!
Re: Onlooker - Whatever
If you thought there was a better choice for 2007's Man of the Year, then you should have cast a vote accordingly. Although I don't disagree with you 100%, you can't complain if you didn't vote when you had the opportunity to do so. More people should get involved when it comes to stuff like that here. It would make things more interesting.
That humping/groping scene in that movie is FUNNY and one of my favorites of all times! The only place where I have viewed the full scene is on the site "Chikan World" where the entire scene has been archived. It's great and MUCH more enjoyable than the "Lady on the Bus" scene, which I actually don't like at all!
Re: SickIndividual - Max mond fool you all, he insane
Max Mond hasn't fooled anybody. People have won the Man of the Year award for different reasons. Maybe they were funny like Dr. Iron Dick who was the first person to ever win it. Maybe they were out there doing something very different, like Garry Groper who was actually filming his groping techniques (hope the boy ain't in jail somewhere!). Or, maybe they were fantastic writers, suc
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Re: SickIndividual - Re.Max mond and Shogun
Yes, Master Frotteur's time here was short but brilliant . . . even shorter than young Pervman's tenure on Ayashi BBS . . . Pervman did manage to collect enough time to make it into the Hall of Fame, though, whereas Master Frotteur did not. Ahhhh yes . . . sometimes the great ones are taken away from us too soon.
What Am I Saying?
I was looking at the list of Hall of Famers and saw that Master Frotteur did indeed make it into the HOF. I guess I had just forgotten that he was in there. Well, good for him! And for us readers too.
Re: Shadow - The lucky guy?
Yeah Shadow . . . and it looks like the guy in the green has his mouth kinda gaped open too . . . I wonder if my boy is goin' AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOLOL!!!
Re: Kevin - Perfect Lapdance
That's how we does it at the strip cluuuuub Kev . . . but it's even better with a bed dance :-) I'll take muh dick out for extra stimulation, but keep it hidden under my shirt . . . just dig all up in that buttcrack . . . 'til ya speeeeerm! I can usually control myself to nut just on time too so as to maximize the pleasure. . . last part of the third song . . . SPUUUUUURT!!! That load was ON TIME! LOLOLOL!!!
Man of the Month - January 2008
We had a lot of good submissions to start the new year off right, but for me this is an easy one. I gots ta go with Rider in the Crack. Not only do I love the handle, but dude gave us multiple good posts this month. RITC is my man for this month. But of course . . . we still have one week left to go :-D!
Re: Easy Rider - Shadow raises the dead!
That's right. You never know. Like in my experience "Shogun's Hat Trick" where I groped a girl's little titties and kissed her on the face . . . and buttfucked her in her ass crack and bounced her up and down on my dick for hours like a rag doll . . . at an outdoor concert. One for the ages! Never before and never since. But, you just never know. What's that I've said before? Before things like that can happen to one in his "chikan career", he's gotta believe. You don't have to believe everything. Don't be naive or just plain foolish. But you gotta believe in something. If not, then you will never reach the mountain top of chikan.
Chikan At Work
A chikan "works" a concert crowd.
Re: trans_rub - Black Shogun - Chikan at work
The pics come from a site that Don Carlos told us about:
Re: Jeremy - This sucks - a RANT
Did you check out those places in NYC that Don Carlos told us about??? What, they didn't do it for you? Or, you just haven't been to them yet or what?
Re: mal.uk - brother shogun
Unfortunately I do not. Nor have I been able to find it anywhere . . . yet.
Re: Max Mond - Giants Win, Max Scores
I knew somebody had to be gettin' somethin' at the Giants' ticker-tape parade. I used to think all kinds of people were looking at me too. They weren't. Well, on occasion they were, but it was mostly just me being a bit paranoid. The main thing is that you spread them ass cheeks open . . . and "nutted" up in that crack . . . Jack. I know that had to feel good too feelin' those buttcheeks spread open.
Re: Max Mond - Giants parade
Maxie wrote, "THE PARTING OF THE ASS CHEEKS!!! Unlike the subway, there was enough time to get fully hard, stay hard, ride for a while, and have a huge life draining cum."
PRECISELY why so-called "transit chikan" could never replace my favored chikan hunting grounds. I like to dig all up in that ass crack . . . seperate the buttocks cheeks apart with my hunching . . . f
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Re: Black Helmet - re: Black Shogun
It IS good . . . that's why the shit is so addictive . . . it is good . . . and if you got skills . . . then you will become addicted to chikan buttfucking strange women in the ass.
Re: Jeremy - Quick BUSTED Story
Damn Jeremy . . . I know that had to be embarassing. I remember one time when a guy at a strip club accused me of jackin' it in the club, but I was not! All I was doing was reaching in and adjusting my "package" and lining it up right so that it would be in the best position to allow me to sperm between the ass cheeks of the girl I was about to get a dance with. And I agree. A more modern look to Ayashi-BBS with more modern features, such as the ability to make your own edits, would be nice.
Nice Brazilian Vid!
A little "crack riding" with LOTS of "handyman" work:
Re: CF3 - Chikan Techniques
That's a great piece on chikan techniques CF3. Nice find! LOL! Although, all professional chikans know they left out a LOT of favored chikan methods :-D I also noticed how a laugh track had been dubbed in . . . as if chikan is more of a nuisance or something and not to be taken seriouly. If only that was the prevailing attitude around the world regarding chikan! But, great find!
Re: Jeremy - How to approach?
I think the best way to approach the crack really depends on what kind of environment you're in . . . bar, dance club, concert, train, store, outdoor market . . . wherever you might be. Chikaning girls at dance clubs really isn't my primary thrill because you just see too many other people doing it. It's TOO consensual usually in a dance club, and everybody is doing it, and that
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Re: Ayashi - Forum Suggestion
It would also be important not to lose all of the great stories, pics, vids and such that have been archived here over the years. That would be a true tragedy to the international chikan community.
Re: Tg - My 2 cents
There's nothing wrong with suggesting improvements for the board, especially if they would make Ayashi-BBS more user-friendly and give it a fresh, more modern look.
Re: Ayashi - modern look or modern function?
I love vBulletin. It's used as the basis for a few other sites that I frequent regularly, and it really seems to work well. User-friendly, modern layout, modern functions, and these other sites that I frequent haven't had problems with spammers. Not yet anyway.
About The Forum
Well, as Master Frotteur said once, there is something about having one simple, "dishonorable scroll" upon which to record our exploits. And for those of you who think the forum is infested with "maggots" now, you should have seen how things were several years ago. Also, don't be fooled. There's for sure more than one maggot that shows up here every now and then to stir up trouble, but there's no doubt that its been the same maggot who has posted here several times in the last few days trying to create havoc. The thing is, those days are over. Those of you who have been around a long time know that. The maggot's pathetic attempts to disrupt repeatedly fail. Carry on troops!
It's That Time Again!
Time to go to school with . . . THE ASS MATRIX!!!! This guy is hilarious!
February 2008 Man of the Month
I cast my vote for "Story Time" by The Filipino Chikan.
For The "Transit Chikan" Lover In You
Re: fil guest - beyonce concert 3 times!
Is that you Filipino Chikan? Or, do we have another writer here from the Philippines? Two nuts at a single show is good . . . but three is just excellent :-[D
The Potential of Transit Chikan
I found this interesting article while surfing the net. The author wrote:
When I think back over the college year that's just been, there are only a few salient things that really come to mind. Working with a pack of seven viragoes on a group project, writing mind-numbing sycophantic screeds for the students' union's own newspaper or getting absolutely slaughtered on my poli
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Re: Transit Chikan Vid - Tad, SickIndividual, SIRIVI, Others
I don't know whether that clip is staged or not. All I know is that it's better than that Japanese stuff you can find all over the place. My own opinion . . . it's staged . . . you can see people standing around in a situation that's really not that crowded at all just watching. And, what about the angle from which the scene is shot? I think it's staged, but that's OK . . . so is most porn, and there's some hot porn out there! Staged is OK as long as it approximates something that really happens in real life chikan. Now, if I could just find again that pic of the damp spunk stain a chikan left on a girl's clothes . . . I'll post it here FAST if I do!!!
Big Booty Barbie!
Now Here's A REAL Big Booty Barbie
How'd you like to sink your chikan dick up inside this here crack???
Re: SickIndividual - Fight for the hump
Cedric The Entertainer??? Awww man . . . can't we do better than that??? Seriously though, I'm glad you enjoyed the story :-)
Re: SickIndividual - Shogun for the part.
How aboooouuuut . . . Sinbad! Hahaha! No, seriously though. I just re-read that post I made years ago . . . "Gotta Fight For Ya Hump" . . . and I have to say that I had tears of laughter rolling down my own face as well! I had not read it a long, long time. If I may say so myself, it IS funny! One of my personal favorite parts of the story is where I gave my foe an "arrogant s
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Re: Sick Individual - Victory Roll
Yeah, Martin would be a great pick for my foe! LOL!!! I just laughed out loud imagining the scene you helped place in my head :-)
Question For SickIndividual
You have a writing style kinda like somebody else who used to write on Ayashi BBS. If you changed your handle, then that was for your own personal reasons. But . . . are you . . . him? You know ;-)!
Re: SickIndividual - Question
OK . . . cool.
Re: SickIndividual - Hints
Yeah no more hints! No more hints!
Re: Iaaal - I know who he is
Actually, I think another bloke here (Blackie) could be Nanbread . . . either he's Nanbread . . . or he's a copycat.
Re: Shadow - The skinny boy gets his!
Dude, I posted that same video on March 1st. LOL! I think it's staged, and I explained why below. BUT . . . it's still good cuz it LOOKS pretty real.
What you think about that Big Booty Barbie video? To me it's funny as hell! LOL! Wonder where they got the plastic, strap-on booties from??? Hahaha!
Re: Smooovieee & Guest02 - Girl Groped In Store
Well, I'm kinda in between on the video . . . I mean I don't think it takes balls of steel at all to do what was shown in the video . . . light touches like that are very, VERY easy to pull off. HOWEVER, given where the groping was being done and given the lack of a crowd, it was about as good as it gets while allowing the chikan not to get caught at the same time. No balls of steel required, but good job under the circumstances.
Re: Guest - Untitled
I love that video Guest, but that's not what I was talking about. In fact, it wasn't a video at all. It was a still picture of a damp spunk stain. I hope it shows up again somewhere!
Re: HueyDuey - Goin for the money shot!
Looks like she's sayin', "Fuck you!" LOL! Of course, when you wrote "money shot", I was hoping you meant some "nut butter" on them ass cheeks :-)
Re: Dr. Dry Hump - A girl for Black Shogun
If I want to eat Aunt Jehmima, I'll order me up a stack of buttermilk pancakes . . . playa.
Will The REAL SickIndividual Please Stand Up?!
Everybody please welcome back this Hall of Famer with a round of applause! It's none other than gggggGENTLEBRUUUUUSSSH! Also known as "SickIndividual" (and "Gentleman Brush" as Dr. Iron Dick used to call him).
Re: Gentlebrush - can't get by The Black Shogun
How about some all new concert stories then my friend?
Re: theothers - the best of the best
They removed that video. Well, I knew that wouldn't last long. For those of you who didn't see it . . . that's too bad . . . it was a high-quality video, and the butt rubber chikan in it had his dick out and all against the ass.
Re: theothers - the best of the best (video)
Thanks dude! You guys can use this player to see the video:
Re: khabir - hey
Also download the player in order to see the video:
Look at what CHIKANCONCERT posted on www.frouterismo.com!!!!
Y'all SHO NUFF crazy!!!!
Re: SHADOW - And there's more?!
Hey look man . . . all I ever did was write some stories (and some damn good ones at that too!). But, this here is an all new ballgame! This here is going to a level where I never went. Far beyond where The Shogun would ever even dare DREAM to go. I'm just a storywriter. This goes even beyond what Garry Groper was doing that got him a Man of the Year award. All I know is that these cats . . . whoever they are . . . they are taking it to all new heights. They better be damn careful though. This shit is dangerous! They be puttin' this shit ON FILM and shit! Dayum.
Re: Tgunn - Umm Carlos..
And . . . uuhhhh . . . I actually posted that clip before even Shadow did. Itīs not THAT great a clip really, and I wish people would stop posting it as if theyīve discovered something great. Itīs old news and itīs not that good in the first place. The other one that I`m tired of seeing is the one with Sonia Braga or whatever her name is on the bus with the guy in jeans grinding her. Not realisic and does nothing for me at all.
March 2008 Man of the Month
Iīve always had a strong preference for those who write the stories. After all, the stories are the foundation of the site. However, this month there were so many good videos that were posted that I believe they too must be recognized. Therefore, for March 2008 I cast my vote for "The Donald" as best storywriter for his piece "High class chick at concert". But also, my other "man of the month" goes to the videos that were posted and that should be noted:
1. For The "Transit Chikan" Lover in You (posted for the first time almost a MONTH ago!)
2. Big Booty Barbie
5. The best of the best (video)
6. Girl groped in store
7. Bus chikan
Pimpinī AND Chikan Ainīt Easy
It's Not Easy Being A Frotteur
By Brian Shealy
I know what you're thinking: Surreptitiously rubbing one's crotch against nonconsenting women in crowded areas in order to achieve sexual arousal sounds like a walk in the park. But whenever I hear someone talking about how "simple" it must be to be a frotteur, I just have to laugh.
Believe it or not, incons
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Re: Gentlebrush - ST PAT 2 and POP GOES THE WEASEL!
That was a nice write-up there Gentleman Brush. I like how you took advantage of the situation to get that ass, then you were gracious enough to allow other chikans the opportunity to sperm between those uppity, stuck-up butt cheeks of hers too. My guess is that she felt all those dicks in her buttcrack, including yours, but she thought you were a nice enough guy to hang around, so she didn't say anything. But then, when you asked her out again, the bitch thought about that dick between her cheeks and thought you had taken WAY too many liberties, so she said no. Wishy-washy biiiaaatch. But, I would love to hear what she told her best friend about the experience! LOLOL!!!
Re: Don Carlos - Renting Hookers to exercise chikan techniques
I've never seriously considered getting a rent-a-hoe to practice chikan. Not only would a lot of Western/North American hoes look at you funny, but they'd also want to charge a king's ransom for their over-priced, worthless, low-quality services. How much did all that run you cost-wise in Venezuela Don Carlos?
The Master Marley
Marley shows his skills, including "the tomahawk chop":
Re: Don Carlos - Carlos Chikan in New York City Bars
LOLOLOL!!! My boy Don Carlos puts his feelings regarding chikan to song! Hahaha! Until now, I was the only one to do that. Thatīs some funny shit! LOLOL!!!
Roll The Video!
Marley still pictures come to life:
The Most Realistic Stuff Available
The best pics and videos can be found here by the way:
So check it ouuuuuut!!!
Re: Max Mond - NY NY
Hey dude . . . leave me out of this. I never said anything about NO women EVER wanting to be groped whatsoever under any circumstances.
Re: Stragen - translate
You've got to be kidding me right? I can barely read anything there myself. And even if I was able to really understand it ALL extremely well, who has the time to translate all that material regularly for somebody else? Not even Don Carlos, who is obviously fluent, has the time to do that. You'll either have to figure it out yourself or do without. But don't make such unrealistic, selfish demands of other people.
Re: trans_rub - Black Shogun and losforos web page
Yes, I got the Marley vid at: http://frouterismo.losforos.es/foro/index.php
Perhaps Don Carlos can explain here how to gain access to the site. I just fumbled around (sounds like the chikan "Feather") until I figured it out.
Lessons In Chikan
April 2008 Man of the Month
April was an "old school" month if you will. It was a "month of the legends" with Gentlebrush giving us a great story about his St. Patrick's Day action. Rider In The Crack told us about a little NCAA "championship crack" :-) But Don Carlos put it doooownnn this month with lots of good stuff, including another one of the great cartoons he always seems to be able to find. And if he can't find one, he'll draw us a demonstration! So for this month, I gotta agree with Easy Rider. The Don of Chikan . . . the founder of the Chikan Club of Venezuela . . . buttcracker jacker extraordinaire . . . the Latin Groper Carlos . . . is the Man of the Month for April 2008!
Re: Gentlebrush - Alumni House Booty Bandit
Gentlebrush, you're getting "Easy Rider" and "Rider In The Crack" mixed up. Rider In The Crack (RITC) wrote "Alumni House Booty Bandit", not Easy Rider.
Marley In The Crack
Marley shows some skills.
May 2008 Man of the Month
Although I find his writing style . . . shall we say . . . challenging . . . to read, I cast my vote for Smoooviee even if just for sheer effort.
Re: Shadow - Sink It In
Good lookin' out Shadow. I had seen parts of that clip before, but I think it was a bit different from the part you posted here. And by the way, Ayashi really needs to go ahead and finish gettin' you set up in the Hall of Fame so you can take ya rightful place alongside the others. "Coming soon" has been far too long in coming.