Big Disappointment for Spanish Concert Buttfuckers

My heart goes out to all the Spanish concert buttfuckers as I hear that the Rolling Stones' tour of that country has been cancelled at the last possible moment. Tearful fans had already gathered at Valladolid to hear them. Apparently they had earlier cancelled shows in Madrid and Barcelona.

Think of all of those extremely daring tailenders who were waiting for months or even years to whip out their wangers and make some unsuspecting girl's dirty jeans dirtier still. How bitter must be their disappointment! As the Bible says: Hope deferred maketh the heart sick.

On a related note Britain's Prince Harry has been snapped with his hand on the breast of a woman who is not his girlfriend. The headline in the Sun newspaper went something like "Dirty Harry: Prince Cops a Feel".

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