fustrated frotteur (Thu 11 Sep 2003 03:57:29 GMT) ... the best Event for chikaning would be just before a State of Origin Foot Ball match or during the Royal Easter Show the trains are packed.
Ozzi Groper (Thu 11 Sep 2003 14:04:33 GMT) ... Don't forget the AFL finals and the Melbourne Show. We always have a parade of the footy stars on the Friday before the Grand Final, and the streets are packed with fans and lots of school kids ... the Rugby World Cup will present some top opportunities. There will be venues televising what is taking place live, and there will be lots of females pissed out of their minds. Also ... the Melbourne Cup. It is a gropers paradise with women wearing little, all a bit tipsy, and groping and frotting the norm...
Kass (Tue 16 Sep 2003 10:34:44 GMT) ... best train route/time ... melbourne ... personally i think its weekdays, betweeen 5.10-5.40pm... but the major problem i found is that the most crowded trains are the ones out from the city to like footscray and other outskirts...
Ozzi Groper (Thu 18 Sep 2003 01:15:18 GMT) ... best train route/time ... the best times vary, but generally between 4:30 and 5:45pm, but the morning peak 8:00am to 9:30am is also great ... most trains running to Box Hill are good (express ex Richmond), especially if you get a Ringwood or Lilydale train cancelled. But try Broadmeadows, Werribee, Frankston and Dandenong lines too. They all have their crushing moments... But The Met have put a lot of dollars ... so sometimes they are not as crowded as they once used to be...
ozzi groper (Tue 04 Nov 2003 14:05:06 GMT) ... Gropers Paradise ... The Melbourne Cup ... is a horse race, held in Melbourne on the first Tuesday in the second week of November ... Melbourne (only) gets a public holiday to celebrate the climax of the Spring Racing Season ... And everyone ... flock to clebrate... Over 120,000 people ... to the small Flemington Racecourse... Women of every shape and size were there... And wearing satin, or soft silk... they had plastic flutes in their hand guzzling wine and champagne... Before the cup, many people gathered around the enclosure where they showed off the horses ... The crowd was sometimes 4 or 5 deep... I noticed people began to leave ... I ... check the trains ... everyone was squeezing into the carriages ... After alighting from the train, I was able to get on a crowded tram and continue the experiences. I retuned and made another 3 trips on the trams...
Ozzi Groper (Mon 19 Jan 2004 14:14:51 GMT) ... Our trams are not quite the same as the San Francisco ones, but bear similarities to the ones in Europe ... We have new ones ... have less seating room, and are designed for standing... no legroom under the seats, it is difficult for arm humping as you can't get close to the arm without looking very obvious, unless the female is sitting right on the edge and spilling over somewhat... But there are still many older earlier models around ...
Ozzi Groper (Fri 06 Feb 2004 02:56:46 GMT) ... St Kilda Festival ... this Sunday. It promises to be a really hot day, so lots of braless, well-breasted women with loose-fitting clothes... do not ... travel anywhere in the vicinity ... unless you are heading to the festival... bohemians from all over Melbourne pour in ... http://www.stkildafestival.com.au/
Ozzi Groper (Wed 11 Feb 2004 14:09:06 GMT) ... St Kilda Festival ... hot 37C. There were thousands already there at 10:00am, but I didn't get there until 5:00pm. The crowds had diminished, so finding a suitable gathering for some useful groping was difficult. I did find a small inn where there plenty of people waiting to gain entry... able to palm a few lovelies, and backhand brush against some breasts... I also followed a "well laid out" girl who didn't seem to have much on underneath... Next year I'll just have to get there earlier when the crowds are really thick (or as we say here in Oz, "chokers", which is contraction of "chock a block")...
Ozzi Groper (Sat 14 Feb 2004 22:17:57 GMT) ... Melbourne ... There is an underground city loop which becomes regular rail when it leaves the city loop. All routes are good in morning and evening peaks. But not regularly "crammed" as some of you describe the Victoria line in London or the J Line in Tokyo. We also have trams and buses which are also good... Brothels are legal in our city so they are spread everywhere. You can ask any cab driver to take you. Generally they know where the best ones are. Many are clients themselves. Or you can look in the Yellow Pages... Best times to come are when we have festivals and events. For example, start of March we have the Moomba festival and Grand Prix, in October we have the Football finals, and start of the Spring Racing Season which has as its highlight the Melbourne Cup on the first Tuesday in November, etc... US Dollars go a long way here so everything is excellent value...
Ozzi Groper (Thu 26 Feb 2004 13:38:04 GMT) ... chikan season has come into full swing. The universities are all back in business with a whole new contigent of overseas students. And next week sees the start of the Grand Prix, the Moomba Festival with its free concerts, fireworks, parades and entertainment, the Automotive Show... plenty to attract visitors to the city and to fill up the venues, buses, trams and trains...
Kass (Fri 29 Oct 2004 16:07:53 GMT) ... melbourne cup ... is gropers paradise... thousands of good looking women in silk/very thin dresses, drunk or tipy and crushed together watching the races ...