One Night in the Life of a Black Chikan Shogun
Recently, I discovered this site, and I must say that I LOVE it! I never knew so many as me enjoyed this "hobby." But with this, I know that I am not alone, and that there are many chikan like me around the globe. I discovered the secret pleasures of massaging my dick into stranger butt cracks quite by accident. It was at a concert. All chikan know that concerts are some of the best places fo
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Holiday Mirth and Merriment
With the holiday season fast approaching us, experienced chikans know that there will be plenty of butt crack available for the taking. For one thing, the malls will be filled with plenty of holiday shoppers. The malls here will be full of the ripe white heineys that I love so much!
But what I love even more is New Year's Eve . . . when the bars are jam packed with revelers . . . heaven f
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Thanks for the Welcome
Thank you for the welcome GentleBrush. I am so very excited to become a part of this community. To have others that I can share my experiences with. Other Chikan with "Shogun Status" who know exactly what I am talking about when I describe a situation. And young Chikan too who, like you said, can see that they have a lot of fun times to look forward to if they learn to do things right and have
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Cornholing at the Korn Concert
Hello once again my fellow chikan brothers and sisters. As I noted in my first post to you, all chikans know that rock/pop concerts are some of the best places to get at female butt cracks. I attended such a concert this past summer and have a great experience from it to share. The name of the main headliner band was Korn, a popular alternative rock group here in America and worldwide too I gue
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Thanks nanbread. I see that we have some common interests there. Most white girls I chikan in the bum are in their 20s . . . at night clubs. Funny thing after I shared my last story . . . I checked the mail . . . my tickets had arrived for a concert coming up in a few weeks! Hahaha! Unbelievable!
I agree with you that concerts and New Year's are great times to do chikan. But you also mention Christmas. Do you mean during shopping at the malls?
punjabi butt humper
Thanks for your words PBH. And yes, you are right. I am fortunate to live in a part of the world where I have access to the white women that I desire. I can say that white women are not the only ones to arouse my interest though. I am very, very attracted to Latinas and envy Carlos who must live in Venezuela.
There just are not a lot of latina women here where I live. But one of my f
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There's always somebody like you in the crowd KKK . . . that's quite OK. Just remember this. No matter what you or others may say from here on out, I shall never acknowledge you again. However, please rest assured that I shall take EXTRA PLEASURE in describing my exploits . . . past, present, and future . . . knowing that you may be reading. So as the Brits say . . . I love those Brit sayings . . . do your worst! I sure shall :-)! I will have a juicy true exploit from the past to share tomorrow. Ta Ta!!!
Words from Pincher
I appreciate your words Pincher. They are totally right on. People should go for what they like, regardless of race, creed, color, religion, or nationality. We are a diverse group with many different interests, educational levels, experiences, and so forth. Nobody should be left out. We all have something to offer here.
You are right. We are an ostracized lot. But I ask you, what is the line between us and all the so-called "clean-cut" boys I see humping girls in bars, nightclubs, rock shows, and every place imaginable you can think of??? No need to answer . . . just a rhetorical question. For another time maybe though.
That was mighty bold Shawnhero! I don't think I could ever do that. Besides, the consequences of getting caught would be way to high man. By the way, I lived in Taiwan for about 2 years in the late 70s. Some of my best friends for life, I met there. They live here in the U.S. now, except for their father. I will have another story sometime today from when I lived in California and what I did to a fat bottom white girl's big bum :-)
Dr. IRON DICK
I like you Dr. Iron Dick. You are one reason I decided to post on this site! You know the real truth! When a man cums he may not say it out loud, but in his mind he goes AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! And then when you place a big dick in a pretty girl's keester, she go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Dr. Iron Dick knows the truth! Hahaha!
I'm glad you like my stories PBG. I wish I was in London with you to bugger all those blondes! I hope to visit one day. I must!
Tippy Toes Concert Booty
Hello once again my friends. It is now time for another one of my stories. This time from when I was living in California and going to another concert to try to stuff a pretty white girl up her bum! I arrived to the concert arena early as usual. Scoping out the scene. I new it would be packed. It was a popular band . . . I don't remember which one now. I knew there would be thousands and th
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Re: Paul Concert Question
Hi Paul. Thanks for your questions. First of all, I wouldn't worry too much about sticking out at a concert. Hell, a lot of times the performers on stage can be the oldest ones in the house! And people of all ages go. Don't worry about it. And I assure you . . . when the lights go down and the show starts and you've got your DICK buried DEEP in some young girl's BUTTCHEEKS . . . you're not
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Hello all! I will be taking a short break tonight. Feeling a bit under the weather from a bloody cold! Plus, I'm getting my ass in a sling at work trying to finish some stuff before the Thanksgiving holiday begins next week.
So, no story tonight. However, there will definitely be one tomorrow that will put a whole new spin on the world of chikan with some things that many of you may not
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MTV / Hot Experience
Here's a question for the group. Has anybody ever turned on MTV not just for the music videos and the programs but also for the crowd shots from the big shows? It's been a long, long time, but I used to do that when I had not been in a big crowd for a while with opportunities. My favorite shots were always the close-ups of girls being pressed because I knew damn well they were being groped and
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Under The Weather
Still feeling under the weather guys. Gonna hold off on writing my next story until later in the weekend. I do have a title for it though! I'll leave you with that . . . "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump!" Hahahaha! You'll hear the whole deal later.
Re: Paul - Portland Scene
I'm like you Paul. Contemporary jazz music is my favorite. However, you're never gonna get your dick into the crack of a girl's bum at a jazz or classical music concert! Hahaha! You have to go to some other kind of concert with a different energy, scene, and expectation of how the crowd should behave. Pick the right one, and you can push yourself between the cheeks!
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Re: Chikaner - MTV
Yes they are. Especially when big name bands and acts are sponsored by MTV in smaller venues.
Gotta Fight For Ya Hump!
This story that I am about to tell takes a little different spin on things. It will focus more on the chikans themselves and the interactions between them when they're "working a room", rather than on interaction with the women. Don't worry! The ladies will still have important and prominent places in what I am about to say :-)
To tell you the truth, I can't say that I ever really "knew"
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Re: Chikaner - Chat/MTV Concerts
I think a chatroom would be a great idea. I had been thinking about that very same thing and was wondering if anything existed like that. It would allow for more realtime discussion.
As for MTV concerts, I don't know exactly what they have going on right now. Of course, one way for us to find out is to watch the network and see what's up. They always seem to have things going on. Anything with "MTV" on it means "young feelies" not far behind. Hahaha!
In the last long piece that I wrote . . . "Gotta Fight for Ya Hump" . . . I actually saw a big show at the same place I refer to in that story that I think MTV had something to do with . . . Black Crows . . . turned out not to be one of my good nights . . . I don't like their music AND I got no crack :-)
I was at one of my favorite places one night. It had been a very successful "hunt" with me having found just what I wanted. A pretty blonde with a willing pair of hips :-)
All was well. We were bumping and grinding and enjoying the music. If I wasn't giving her enough of my "black power" at any particular point, she would even push back into me and bounce her bum up and down on my shaft
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Re: Gentlebrush - Parade Romance
I think you're right about that Gentlebrush. I mean, when you do chikan, you are not thinking about getting her number or asking for a date. And then when that situation presents itself, because you were not thinking about it, you are taken off guard.
You seem to like to do chikan at parades a lot. I've been thinking about checking out some parade action around here. But I gotta tell you, it gets so cold that I don't think I could enjoy it. And what woman would want a popcycle shoved up her butt :-)?
Re: Gentlebrush - Parades
That's pretty creative there Gentlebrush. We have a big St. Patty's day parade too. Usually so blasted cold that I stay home. Between Thanksgiving and Christmas they have these holiday parades every night for like two weeks. Very popular to go to. Would be a dream come true for you :-) Maybe I should check it out. It's just that I'm not too keen on standing around outside when we're talking 20 degrees . . . but if I could be close to somebody with my dick in her soft crack . . . hmmmm! Hahaha! We shall see.
I always laugh when I see PBG go "corrrrrrr!" Hahahaha! What does "corrrrrr" mean? Probably like my ARRRRRRRRR! Hahaha. Then when really excited it's ARRRRRWWWWOOOOO to the moon :-) Everybody has their own funny little noises they like to make. Dr. Iron Dick knows!
Re: Gentlebrush - Kissing
Gentlebrush, the fact of the matter is that I have kissed a girl once while doing chikan! Not on her neck or earlobe, but on her cheek. I was planning on telling that story sometime down the road. GOD I have so many to tell! It's the only time I have kissed a girl (besides kissing them on the back of the head). I kiss on the back of the head as a way of thanking them for the pleasures I have stolen from their soft ass cracks. I will tell my one kissing story eventually. I'm holding off on any more stories for now until after Thanksgiving since I'll be traveling. But I definitely do plan to write about that one soon.
Has anybody been following the trial of Kirby Puckett? For those of you who do not know, Kirby Puckett is a celebrated American baseball player. He's been retired for many years now.
He's accused of pulling a woman into the bathroom at a restuarant and groping her against her will. It's hard to believe that he would have done something as stupid as this. But then, crazier things have happened!
Re: Webmaster - Monthly Chikan Award
It is my honor to even be mentioned in the same breath as the very accomplished Mr. Pincher. I am still very new here, but I love the site, and I intend to keep up with my contributions. I'll be leaving for a 5-day vacation beginning tomorrow, and I will resume with writing about my experiences upon my return! Finally! Finally, finally, finally I have found a community where I can talk and write about chikan!
Re: Paul - NYC
I may have to go to New York City just to ride the subway trains :-) I have some very, very good friends there actually. Maybe it's time to pay a visit. Probably better in the summer though . . . too many winter coats right now.
We don't have crowded buses and trains here. So, the best spots are bars, concerts, sporting events, malls, and any other type of event or place that draws a crowd. I haven't tried a parade yet . . . too damn cold! But maybe I will this go around during the holidays just to see how it goes.
End of Year Rush
Hi everybody! Well, I'm back from vacation and excited about all that the rest of the year has to bring! Why, we've got holiday shopping, Christmas parades, and New Year's. Plus, I have a concert coming up in a week! I'm sure all you other crazy chikans have your own "follies" to look forward to in the next few weeks.
Some very good stuff was posted while I was gone! I really enjoyed t
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Re: Krakken - Real Stories?
Krakken, I'm sure that there must always be a question in one's mind as to which stories are true and which are not. Actually, I've only read one fairly recent story on the site that I can say I don't believe to be true (the author . . . apparently not a frequent contributor . . . shall remain unnamed).
But I must say that when I first discovered this site, I was totally blown away. I me
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I would love to go to Mardi Gras myself. I think it would be an absolute blast! I'd just have to make sure that I didn't get victimized by a pickpocket while humping . . . wallet in the front jacket pocket :-) I had a friend who lived in New Orleans who invited me down for Mardi Gras and the jazz festival in New Orleans, but he moved to Chicago before I could ever take him up on it.
Re: Master Frotteur
Here, here! I agree with Master Frotteur. I know that what I've been doing for years is wrong. But I have not been able to stop myself. And, to be honest, it hasn't caused a lot of imbalance or dissonance in my life. I have plenty of other things to deal with that contribute to all that :-)
When I read Master Frotteur's story "Over the Railing", I have to say that it brought back memor
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How many of you out there would be interested in a chatroom for our discussions and exchanges of ideas? If there is enough of an interest and if people would really use a chatroom and participate, then perhaps it's something we should think about. It would allow for more real time communication between members of this community.
So, if there is an interest out there in chikanland, let's here it. Also, any objections to such an idea that may be out there. Of course, I'm all for it, but we would need others to be for it too and to be active participants as well. What say ye all???
Re: Krakken - Does it Matter?
Krakken, I suppose it does matter to me whether I believe there are a lot of true stories here or not. I mean, I really am a chikan and I have never discussed this matter with anybody else in all of my life until now. So it's very important to me to talk about it with people who have "been there" . . . to express my emotions, feelings, and thoughts about the whole thing with people who have had
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Re: Krakken - "Chikan Chic"
You are right Krakken. A part of the thrill is that the girl is a stranger. I thought about that as I was writing. It wouldn't be quite the same. Oh, and by the way, I don't bank on meeting any women here. I have met some from other sites and chatrooms though. So, it is possible.
Re: November Award
Thanks to Webmaster Ayashi and all of you who approved of my selection as chikan of the month for November! This only means that I now have something to live up to :-) I shall do my best. Thanks again everybody!
Little Teeny "Bobber"
It was another weekend evening at yet another concert for Black Shogun. This time, the setting was in a small venue with a popular band headlining the show. Perfect! A smaller venue with a popular band . . . sure to get packed with a crowd. Meaning more opportunities for Shogun to do the "tush push" on some unsuspecting broad.
As I usually do, I walked around checking out the crowd . .
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Re: Master Frotteur - Fabrication?
Master Frotteur, I am disappointed that you would think that my stories are not true. Of course, you are entitled to your opinion, but there is no way I would spend my time making this stuff up. I have been very, very open and sincere about the feelings I have had with regard to this site and some of the stories posted on it. I started to contribute because I saw myself in many of the stories.
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Re: Master Frotteur - Chikan Brother
Master Frottuer, thank you for your response. You are right. It is best when those with a little disagreement in here can settle it in a civilized and respectful manner.
I am sorry to have become upset with you. I know that some must wonder about my stories. But like I have said before, this site has . . . well . . . it has changed the way things are balanced in my life . . . how I am a
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Re: Master Frotteur - Technique
Ha! Master Frottuer you are just too much! I can only imagine the scene you have described! Walking down the street and having the object of your desires secretly yankin' on your wanker! Imagine that! Hahahaha!
For me, I think I'll just stick to what I love best . . . my sausage buried inside a bouncy "bum bun." Gawd how I love that feeling of those cheeks separating to accomadate my
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Re: Pincher - Choosey Chikan
I agree with you Mr. Pincher. The greatest excitement comes from chikaning somebody who thinks she's untouchable . . . the beautiful, aloof one who thinks she's too good. My favorite "targets" are attractive 20-somethings who think they're "all that." But hey . . . I'm an "equal opportunity" chikan :-) Sometimes, I just want to get my dick off in somebody's crack and I don't want to have to work too hard at it . . . like a lion going after a baby zebra for a quick meal :-)
Re: Krakken - Other Past Times
Krakken, I have to admit that I'm a bit of a "panty freak" myself. I especially like thongs on a woman . . . the way that thin, narrow strip of material separates her buttocks cheeks! Yum! Or even when regular panties kinda get pushed to the side partially exposing "fat" pussy lips or when they get partially wedged up into her butt crack.
When I have had a steady girlfriend, when having
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Re: Nanbread - Whispers
Nanbread, do you think your prey hears you when you whisper those things into their ears? I ocassionally will say stuff too . . . but I always do it in situations where they cannot hear me. I figure that if they hear me, it will mess up the hump.
Re: PBG - Met a Girl
Good for you PBG . . . good for you! Who knows . . . maybe you have discovered a new relationship. Something "real" with a woman. When I'm dating, I don't do chikan and I don't swing. Hell, I hardly ever do any swinging any more anyway. I've done chikan much longer . . . started earlier and continued it longer. Keep us posted PBG.
No you crazy chikans! I am not about to write a story about how I dream of my ding-a-ling being firmly inserted in Faith Hill's ass crack! Besides, her husband Tim McGraw wouldn't like that very much (isn't that his name?). Anyway, whoever cared about what the husband thinks right? As long as he's not around to beat your chikaning ass right down into the ground! Hahahaha!
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Re: Master Frottuer - Upskirt Action
Master Frottuer! Master Frottuer . . . not only are you a genious, but that piece was fucking hilarious! I love your style! View her tampon string??? Baaaaahahahahahaha! You are CRAZY dude. Hey . . . we're all already morally BANKRUPT! We have no more perversion to give! WHERE did you come from man! WELCOME!
Fellow chikans . . . have any of you ever used your . . . ummmm . . . bum to perform chikan on a lady? Serious! This is a serious question here! Let me explain.
You see, there have been times when I've been in a crowd where I can feel a woman from behind rubbing against my ass. I've tried to look back just to see what was going on. Usually, she's rubbing me because she's being pushed .
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Re: Paul - Initials
Hahahaha Paul! I have thought the same thing about my "initials"! And what about . . . ummmm . . . Master Frotteur going by . . . uhhhhhh . . . MF :-)? Hey . . . no cute nicknames for me OK???
I have read a few posts lately in which the authors suggest that anger is at least one of the core factors that motivates a chikan. Although I can agree with that in general, I also agree with Paul that it's all a bit more complicated than that.
Certainly some anger lies behind what I do. But there is so much more to it than that . . . things that I see now distinguish me from other chika
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Re: Master Frotteur - Other Deviant Behavior
Master Frotteur, you are quite correct in saying that I am now pretty much a straight frotteur. That's my main thing now. But there are a couple of other deviant things I like, and one of those happens to be "swinging."
I have been a "swinging single" for many, many years now. Not as long as I have been a chikan, but long enough. I don't do it as much as I used to, but I have to admit t
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Re: Jay - MTV Bust
They got caught because they were stupid. I noticed that the busts happened somewhere outside of the show . . . on the street. Those guys were probably way too open about what they were doing in areas that weren't nearly crowded enough.
You're right Jay. A bust would never go down in a crowded show. Hell, I've done chikan at a crowded outdoor show with cops standing nearby! No shit! What's a girl gonna say??? This guy's on my ass??? Hell lady, 10,000 people are on your ass! And I've NEVER seen a bouncer throw anybody out. Never! I've seen a few girls complain to bouncers, but then the bouncers tell them there's nothing they can do. In other words, "Lady you get what you deserve for parking your BUM up front!"
Re: Paul - Rape
I'm afraid he's right my chikan friends. A lack of consent plus the SLIGHTEST penetration makes the case for rape. But still, I never considered myself to be raping anybody . . . at least until the discourse in here caused me to think very hard and very deeply about it all.
I understand the legal definition, which can get to be even tougher when dealing with minors because they are deemed to be incapable of giving consent under any circumstances, no matter what. But still, from a psychological standpoint, all out rape is about violence . . . wanting to hurt and maim and so forth.
I have none of that in me. I want her to enjoy . . . or at least to remain unaware if she's not going to enjoy. This is how I square things up in my head.
Re: Fish & Chips - Concerts
I wish I could help you out Fish & Chips. As for myself, I've always had this fantasy of wanting to go to a big rock concert in Wembley Arena. Isn't that it in London? Wembley Arena?
Re: Frontrunner - E-mails from Women
I have not received any e-mails from women Frontrunner. I assume that there are at least a few out there reading. But I really wonder how many? Those that are out there are probably scared to death of me :-)
I would really love to hear from women to get their perspectives on things. I mean, the discussion in here is obviously tilted toward the male species. I would love to hear from women with views from all angles . . . those that like chikan. Those who hate it. I want to learn . . . become more knowledgeable. One way to do that is to hear what others have to say . . . both men and women.
I Too Met A Girl!
I was just out to the neighborhood grocery store. On my short walk back, I saw an attractive blonde walking towards me from the opposite direction. We were still several feet away from each other when our eyes locked. I looked down for a minute, and then looked back up. She was still looking at me.
We met at the steps of my building at the same time. She was all smiles! I said, "Hi!"
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Re: Master Frotteur - When Things Go Wrong
MF, I purposely took some time to think about what I would write on this subject before finally deciding to put fingers to keyboard. To be honest, this is a difficult one for me to write about. Not because I haven't been in situations where things have gone wrong. To the contrary. There have been numerous situations where things have gone awry. It's just that I've tried hard to forget about th
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Re: Dev - Female-Only Cars
Dev, are you saying that they already have seperate train cars for women in Brazil? Damn! South America is tops on my list for a visit, with Brazil and Venezuela leading the way! But then again, I've never lived any place in my adult life that had super-packed trains and buses, so that's never been my thing. Can't miss what I never had :-)
Re: Sam - Stripper Girl
No Sam. Of course not. And I don't think anywhere in my story do I even give any indication of expecting a "hug and a 5 minute chat about old times." You're entitled to your opinion, but don't put words in my mouth or thoughts in my head that weren't/aren't there. OK?
She was acting shitty to a paying customer. I know the next time she saw me in the club, then it would have been a diff
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Re: Gentlebrush - Strippers
Yes, Gentlebrush. I'm far too familiar with strippers. Believe me. I've spent far too much time and money in strip clubs. I've dated a dancer/stripper before (bad idea) and befriended many.
Actually, the strip clubs fulfill the role of helping to get a steady diet of "crack" between successful "booty hunts." I have my favorite girls who let me sperm DEEEEP in their cracks or against their muffs while stripping and dancing for me. But I've decided not to go for the rest of this year. Trying to cut back.
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - South America
South America is in the place I want to be Dr. Iron Dick! No doubt! I want to go to Caracas to grind some fine brown Venezuelan ARSE!!! And to Brazil where the bum comes in all varieties. Many Brazilians are of European descent. There is a fine ass blonde Brazilian babe who works in my office (married to an American guy). She is of Italian descent.
I'm thinking about taking some Portuguese so that I can converse better when the day for my trip comes . . . it will come . . . believe me. That gorgeous blonde . . . she has offered to teach me Brazilian Portuguese :-) Shogun wants to become a Portuguese Man-O-War! Hehehehehe!
Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Amsterdam
Dr. Iron Dick, I have in fact been to Amsterdam before. You are right! It is one incredible place! I had a roaring good time. It's one of the most international cities I have ever been to. The place is 40% immigrants and just about everybody speaks 3 languages . . . Dutch, English, and then some third tongue native to the immigrant in question. Didn't meet any "greek speakers."
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Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Frankfurt & Italy
Yes Dr. Iron Dick. I have heard about Frankfurt. Maybe just the place to go bury my "bratwurst" into some aryan German BUNS!!! Hahahaha! But other than the action with the women there, Frankfurt does not appeal to me as a place to visit as a tourist. Berlin sounds so much more interesting.
The Germans are a very perverted people. Sweden has the reputation, but Germany is "worse" if yo
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Re: Paul - Concert
Congrats Paul! Congrats! "Shooting Fish in a Barrel" Chikan??? Baaaaaahahahahaha! You go boy! You go!
Other Chikan Boards
Are there any other good chikan boards out there? Anybody have any suggestions? No question but that Master Ayashi's BBS is "the bomb!!!" I'm just curious about what else might be out there.
Nanbread . . . my friend . . . I'm sorry to see that you are going through so much pain right now. I understand. I perfectly understand. You said that every woman you seem to meet is a whore. Do you think it has something to do with where you are looking?
If you want that "normal" relationship with a woman, whatever one sees as being "normal", then you'll need to do what it takes to get
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Big Booty (_*_) Blonde
How many of you out there are familiar with that 1960s American TV show Gilligan's Island? If you are, then sing along with some karaoke:
Now sit my friends and read this tale
About what chikans doooooooo!!!!!
This little piece stars SHOGUN!!!
And a big butt blonde gal tooooo!!!
A big ass blonde gal tooo
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Re: Master Frotteur - Derriere's
MF here's the pantied version: (_Y_) And the thong version (_I_) Only a true female ass lover would spend his time dreaming up how to represent the buttocks of the female persuasion! And I'm not saying that :-P (_*_) . . . tongue in cheeks! Hahahaha!!!!
Re: Chikan Spy - Black Shogun, Jr.
That's my boy!!!
Concert - Short Report
As many of you know, I attended another one of my concerts tonight. All in all, I'd have to call it success! Because it's late now, I will save the full details until tomorrow. But let me say this . . . Shogun got OFF against ANOTHER beautiful blonde . . . and did a HELLA LOT MORE . . . stuff he had never done before, but decided to try after getting some ideas from Ayashi BBS. Full story tomo
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Re: Dev - Brazil
Dev, are the "dyke groper trains" in Rio only or all over the country? What about Sao Paulo?
Now The Reesssst . . . of the Story!
My fellow chikans, I don't even know where to begin. I don't even know where to begin. Last night, Black Shogun crossed over into territories that he had never ventured to before. I don't know where to begin. But let me try to tell this story while it's still recent and fresh in my mind. Last night, I kept saying to myself that I had to remember what I was doing . . . I had to REMEMBER the de
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A big pop star will be in town tomorrow. She's expected to draw a crowd of 20,000 . . . Black Shogun had not counted on this . . . Shogun will be in the crowd . . . .
Re: Master Frotteur - Concerts
MF, if you go to a concert, make sure you pick a situation that you will be confortable in. I still think that smaller venues that attract all ages are best. That way, you don't stand out so much.
I ordinarily would not have gone to a show like last night's. But the ticket was cheap, the arena was close, and I had the time to check it out. So, I went . . . and felt the warmth of a beautiful, strange blonde girl's labia upon my finger . . . still shaking my head about that one! Man, man, man.
Effective 1/1/03, The Shogun will be substantially curtailing his activities. I'll have a few more stories to tell in the coming weeks, and I'll certainly be a reader and poster to the board, but it's high time for me to bring things back into equilibrium . . . time to regain control.
Today, Black Shogun informs you of his semi-retirement from the world of chikan. This all really ties into a decision that I made at the beginning of 2002, which was to make this year the final year of my concert going, at least as far as buying general admission tickets that would allow me into the crowd goes.
I made the decision to stop going to concerts at the end of this year for two r
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Re: Gentlebrush - Super
Thanks for your support Gentlebrush. You were one of the first to welcome me here, and I consider you a friend. I do have some more stories to tell, and I do plan on sharing those in the coming days. I have no bus or train experiences. I have not lived in a city with crowded trains or buses in my adult life . . . only as a young kid, and I was no "Black Shogun, Jr." then
When I read that story from Chikan Spy, I too thought about a TV news personality here that I fantasize about. She does the weather. I would love to hump her blonde ass crack! Only a fantasy . . . for now . . . as long as it's not at a concert . . . who knows! Hehehehe.
I want to thank those of you who have read and/or commented on my stories, and those of you with whom I have communicated privately. I have to say that this board and the site have been a kind of "therapy" for me because its all allowed me to "purge" . . . . to get rid of stuff that I've held so close for so long. The ultimate result is that it's making it easier for me to "let go" and begin doi
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Re: Jay - Consensual
Jay, all the women I have made advances upon have not consented. The normal situation is that they just simply are not aware. In many of the stories I have told, the women have consented, and I have told about those experiences because they were some of the most exciting ones for me. But most often they just are not aware.
Yes, I have been "good" . . . for almost two decades now! But th
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DR. IRON DICK
Dr. Iron Dick, I will tell you about my last concert. But I have a few other stories to tell first. The story of my last concert will be my last post for 2002.
But don't worry! Black Shogun is not totally off the "hunt." I said semi-retirement because I'm done with concerts . . . not total RETIREMENT! There's still bars and night clubs. Maybe trains and buses one day if I move. Sorry KKK :-)))))
Re: Nanbread - Appearances
I'll be appearing here on the board my friend. I just won't have anymore concerts to talk about beggining with the new year. I'm giving them up . . . but there's always bars, nightclubs, and an ocassional parade I suppose. Maybe even trains and buses when I'm visiting a city with crowded public transit.
Hey guys, wouldn't it be great to have an annual "Chikaners Ball" or "Bash?" I mean the "Pimps and Playas" have their "Players Ball." Why not a gathering for chikans?
I mean, we have people from all over the world here. Japan, The United States, The United Kingdom, Dubai, Taiwan, Venezuela, the Phillipines! Man! What a gathering we could have . . . perhaps in a "safe" country.
It would be a time for fraternity, meeting people for the first time, and sharing stories and techniques. Then maybe a little . . . uhhhhh . . . practice :-)? I know people have talked about things like this before, but we really should get serious about it. At least those of us who have the ability to travel.
Good words of advice my man. I did find myself losing control after I found this site. But I'm pulling it back now . . . remembering my pledge to myself. The year 2002 was to be my final year on the concert circuit. I had my last one . . . went for broke . . . had that thrill . . . brush with danger. I'll write about it fully next week. But now I'm done with concerts.
Like the man said . . . BE CAREFUL OUT THERE! Don't get sloppy . . . don't get caught . . . don't get yourself a record!
Re: Gay Chikan
Gay Chikan, you're not Stone Cold Steve Austin are you :-)??? Hahahaha! I wouldn't expect you to reveal your identity. I used to watch wrestling all the time when I was a kid . . . wanted to be one! But that stuff ain't easy! I'm amazed at the stuff that those big, bulky wrestlers can do! I call you guys athletes/entertainers.
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It's All In The Numbers
I always considered being a good chikan to be like being a good hitter in baseball. Sure! Like a good hitter in the game of baseball! Here's how I always make the comparison.
Let's look at the greatest hitter to ever play the game (at least in the USA anyway). Ted Williams is universally considered to be the greatest hitter of all time. I think he's the only baseball player from the ma
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Know any chickies like you mate??? I would never hurt them. Would want them to like it.
Re: Gay Chikan
Gay Chikan, I would imagine that professional wrestling might be a desirable career for somebody like you . . . hurts so good does it?
Hey mates. Just watched an hour long program on the history of the London Underground. Interesting enough . . . not a WORD was mentioned about the art of chikan! Imagine that!
Re: Nanbread - There Can Be Only One
Way to go mate! Fight for ya hump!!! By the way, do you really think there will be many blondes in Caracas??? I envision brown-skinned vixens with jet black hair and deep and lovely buttocks cracks!
Re: Mohammed Iqbal - Islamic Women
What country are you from Mohammed? I lived in the Middle East many years ago. I always say that I never saw an attractive Islamic woman in that country . . . except for the King's wife, all the rest were all covered up!
I'll tell you though, I have seen some beautiful Islamic women from Jordan on TV. I would love to go there. One time, I went to see Queen Noor speak here in the U.S. I
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Re: Nanbread - S. American Blondes/Japan
Nan, I know what you mean about gorgeous South American blondes. One works in my office now! She is from Brazil and is of Italian heritage. Argentina also has some beautuful women. I want them ALL . . . Venezuelan, Brazilian, the Argies! Hahahaha! Dr. Iron Dick, I would love to be "kicked all the way to Brazil!" Hahahaha!
I have never really "been" to Japan. Only passing through on my way to somewhere else. Surely, we would stick out in such a homogeneous country. But I don't think anybody would pay us any extra attention on one of those trains. Have you seen how crowded those trains get??? Gentlebrush showed me a pic. You could hump to your heart's content . . . if you could even breath first!
Re: Paul - Queen Noor
Paul, Queen Noor is Jordanian American. She comes from an American family with Jordanian heritage. She met the now deceased King Hussein while working as a flight attendant for Royal Jordanian Airlines. Ahhhhhh . . . if I could be King . . . King Hussein's dick got hard over that ass crack too I'm sure.
Re: Paul - Humping in the Middle East
Paul, you are lucky you found no crowds in one of the Middle Kingdoms. You were liable to have your penis sheared off and your balls stapled to the middle of your forehead! Do not . . . I repeat for all . . . DO NOT hump strangers in the Middle East. Is it worth loosing your penis over??? Think about it.
Re: X - Article
Well, it was pretty DUMB for somebody to stand there on a bus and rock back and forth against somebody when there were plenty of seats. Most chikans get caught for doing totally stupid things.
Shogun's Hat Trick
It was another hot and steamy day in the valley. A scorcher! I just didn't know how I would be able to hold up at the big outdoor concert to be held in all that heat. But never fear! Putting up with that blazing sun was well worth it if I could find me a good piece of ass to grind in the crowd! Little did I know that the "chikan events" to take place on this day would prove to be historic in
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Re: Dr. Iron Dick - Amsterdam
My friend Dr. Iron Dick! If I could get to Amsterdam on a regular basis, I swear I would fuck a Red Light District WHORE at least once a month! Last time I was there, I got me a gorgeous blonde WHORE from Denmark. She looked like a young Ava Gabor! Hahahahaha!!!! I fucked her doggy style and her Danish accent made my African-American dick even harder! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
I fucked her long
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Chikan of the Month: For his "masterful" piece written on December 4, 2002 entitled "Krakken Wants to get Crackin' w/Upskirt Action", I nominate Master Frotteur as Chikan of the Month for the month of December.
Chikan of the Year: I nominate Mr. Pincher for Chikan of the Year . . . press and jizz, press and jizz!! Need I say more???
I have often analyzed myself and thought deeply about where my love for a woman's buttocks comes from. I mean, why not other things that guys go crazy for like titties or legs? Actually, for me, the answer is easy. It goes back to some of my earliest sexual experiences with girls.
I was only in the 6th or 7th grade when I started to push my dick into the ass cracks of young girls! While
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Re: Master Frotteur - Autograph
Great story MF! You tapped that Bible Belt "Dixie" ass! You almost got caught too . . . but almost don't count in horseshoes AND gettin caught in the art of chikan! Hahaha! This is just the kind of "rev um up story" that I need! I may be giving up concerts, but I'm gonna get some A-cheeks in the bar come New Year's Eve!
Happy Humpin' New Year to All!
Well, I'm sure plenty of you are arming your "heat seeking missles" for the coming New Year celebration! There will be jammed packed crowds everywhere! Happy Humpin Holidays!
Dr. Iron Dick, I cannot foresee an opportunity for me to travel internationally until at least the summer of 2003. Montreal and London are high on my list. I had been thinking about a trip to New York City in a just a few weeks, but I've decided not to go. It looks like my next trip will be to Chicago. Anybody know of any good "chikaning grounds" in the windy city?
Re: Carlos - Daphne
Senor Carlos . . . now THAT's the kinda "Scooby Snack" I'm talkin bout! I love the shot of Daphne's ass cheeks where you can see where the pussy lips and lower ass cheeks meet . . . the spot where Shogun love to burrow in with his sperm worm! Scooby Doooooooooo!!!!
Re: Gentlebrush - The Concert
Kudo's to you Gentlebrush! You have indeed read and implemented my techniques well! Some older married pussy out on the town at a concert is some of the best to get your dick off against . . . in their married and "committed" butt cheeks!!! I love how you figured out which was the "wilder one", and then let that bitch get your dick OFF with her doing all the work. Dress right . . . scout right . . . get in tight . . . OUTTA SIGHT Gentlebrush. I could not have done a better job myself!
Re: Carlos - Subway Cartoon
Keep it coming with relevant cartoons Senor Carlos! You are well on your way to winning a monthly award with stuff like this!
2002 Year End Thoughts
I must say that in the last two months, the contributions to this board have been absolutely smashing! The stories . . . the comments . . . the pictures . . . the cartoons. I do believe that Paul was right when he said that Ayashi BBS was experiencing a renaissance!
During the past two months, the contributions here have evoked all kinds of emotions and feelings. Arousal . . . laughter .
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Concert Retirement "Party"
The big pop star arrived in town a few weeks ago. Before getting here, it was estimated that 20,000 people would show up! This was all probably "propaganda" put out there just to make sure a big crowd showed. Even though only half that number showed up, one would have to conclude that the hype worked. A crowd of 10,000 is still a hella lotta people!
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Re: Gentlebrush - Concert Retirement
Like I had said before Gentlebrush . . . after all of these years I had lost control. Things probably would have turned out better if it weren't for the venue. It was a special appearance held in a place that normally is not for concerts. I was a bit out of my element. The presence of the "authorities" was high due to the venue, and I had been particularly brazen. I should have left after I h
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Food For Thought
Mangos . . . Melons . . . Buns . . . Shogun goes for Hams . . . (_*_)!!!
Re: Master Frotteur - Sweet Nothings
MF, last night I did what you did in "The Autograph." I had dug my thick boner into the "hams" of a blondish, redheaded girl wearing thin black pants. Her boyfriend was standing right there! The crowd was pusing and I was ALL IN her BUBBLE BUTT cheeks! I started going "OH GOD, OH GOD" in her ear . . . trying to spunk up her hershey highway! I pretended like I was exasperated from the crowd.
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The Midnight Hour
When the clock struck Midnight last night, I was on the dance floor . . . giving a brunette with a cheeky bum a deep, slow buttfuck while she danced with her boyfriend! The year 2003 rang in and the couple went into a long and deep kiss . . . I began to hump the brunette like she was a bitch in heat now! I took great pleasure in dicking her up her butt while she kissed her boyfriend deeply! So exciting to dig my dick into what was his :-) He probably never even cornholes her. Leave that to us chikans! I almost spermed, but didn't quite get there. Yes . . . Shogun saw "action" . . . but it was par for the course.
Re: Krakken - Groper
Krakken, please tell us what the groper was doing.
Re: Gentlebrush - True Romance
Yes, Gentlebrush. You are right that many of us are looking for true romance. I hadn't said anything, but it just so happens that I met a beautiful young lady on Christmas night. Of all nights. I feel like she is a gift to me.
We have really been clicking. I hope it develops further. Then I can stop chikan. I always have before when I've had a girlfriend. She's only 22 and has already told me that she loves me and that I am the "one." Silly girl . . . putting the cart before the horse . . . we shall see. We shall see.
Re: Webmaster - Ad Hoc Award
Thank you Master Ayashi and others who have enjoyed my contributions to the board over the past 2 months. The benefit has really been to me since the board has allowed me to express myself, and hopefully in the course of that, entertain the many readers of the board. Thanks to all again, and to all a prosperous, humpty-hump filled 2003!
Re: Stath2 - Fiesta Bowl
You didn't get into the game Stath2 . . . but you got into the CHEEKS . . . and had your own kinda fiesta!
Re: Nanbread - English/American Women
You're right Nan . . . too many American women are just like English women . . . bunch of shallow, materialistic bitches. Some wouldn't give you a second look walking down the street, but let them find out you have money. Ohhhhhhhhh . . . THEN all of a sudden you're different . . . there's something DIFFERENT about you . . . like deep pockets! Shallow bitches!
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Re: Master Frotteur - The Butt
MF, where were you when you got that (_*_)? I should make a trip to NYC just to ride the trains during the morning and afternoon rush hours.
By the way Dr. Iron Dick, you are right again. The man ALWAYS has to pay for the woman. Flowers, gifts, dinners, etc. The price may vary in its steepness, but man always pays.
Even when man thinks he is not paying because no cash has been exchanged, he still has "psychic" costs he must pay to make a bitch his. That's why it's just easier sometimes to deal with a straight up HO! Hahahahaha! Handle the "commercial exchange" fuck the shit outta her . . . then say SAYONARA! Till the next time . . . BIAAAAATCH! Hahahahaha!
Re: Master Frotteur - Ape Man
MF, I think we have a case of mistaken identity here. I do believe KKK was talking about you. Baaaahahahaha! But hey . . . you muh boy! You know I'm down wit you!
Re: local information
Anybody have any good leads about Chicago?
Re: Classifying What We Do
I agree with you MF that humping and groping should be in the same "department." I don't think that they are the same, but so many of the stories include both.
Re: local information
Thanks William . . . I'll be writing that information down. Know of any good bars or nightclubs in Chi-town?
I prefer to hump a devine set of hams . . . done it many times and got off. But now that I have discovered what Mr. Stinky . . . my index finger . . . can do to feminine buttholes and pussy mounds, I'm much more into the grope.
Re: Classifying What We Do
Maybe Dev is right. Maybe the two categories should remain separate. Just be aware that any future stories I write may involve both humping and groping.
Re: Car Show
Dang Dirty Uncle . . . the last time I went to a car show, I was feeling up the leather interiors . . . not buttcheeks and titties!
Re: A Vote
Shogun prefers the old look and feel. But as MF said, perhaps having to deal with change is at issue here. I'm better than the average person when it comes to facing change though.
Well, we aren't even half way through the first month of the new year and Shogun has broken his first resolution. I will be going to a "butt hunt concert" in a few weeks :-/ At least it's not a big one. Small venue with a packed crowd. Oh well . . . most resolutions are made to be broken.
Weak Willed Black Shogun
I know that this site is devoted to the Japanese art of chikan. But seeing that we now have a free talk category now, I will use this as an opportunity to talk about another ancient Japanese art . . . Bukkake!
How many of you chikans know what Bukkake is? Well, let me tell you (Master Ayashi, please correct me if my information is wrong). My understanding is that Bukkake is an ancient Japan
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Just for Gags
Some of your pervs out there might also enjoy the video series "Gag Factor." Throat fucking at its best boys! You see dicks being rammed down throats till sluts can't even breathe! They end up drolling and slobbering all over their own faces fighting to breathe . . . then catch spermies in the face . . . the drool and jizz causing their make-up to run and fake eyelashes to hang halfway from their lids . . . check it out . . . www.jerkoffzone.com. When you enter the site, you'll see a picture in the upper lefthand corner . . . that comes from one of the Gag Factor films.
Re: Tokyo Subway Rush Hour
Mock subway sex clubs! What will those Japanese think of next? I think we should have such clubs here in the U.S. where men can go and grope and hump women. You could even pay extra to take your dick out and sperm in their clothing! Such clubs would be a service to society because it might lead some chikans to do less of this behavior on the real subway.
PS Gentlebrush how would you like to be one of the "pushers" on the Tokyo subway? Can you imagine how much fanny you could grab?
Re: New BBS
My vote would be to go back to the old format, without the threads or subcategories. As MF said, I prefer one "scroll" upon which to record our dishonorable desires and deeds.
Re: Just for Gags
Great perverts think alike.
Re: New BBS
Thanks for listening to your loyal contributors and readers Master Ayashi.
At Ease Men!
Last night I went to a couple of my favorite bars and ended up practicing a new chikan technique. It had not been my plan to do this. It just sort of happened. Things went great at first, but then I ran into a little trouble whilst I tried to perfect the technique. In the end, all turned out well. Here's what happened.
I stopped off at the first of the bars I would visit for the night
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In the future, and because of what happened last night (see my story "At Ease Men!"), I will stick to my strict "rules of engagement" when it comes to "putting the squeeze" on some booty. Only grope the female buttocks cheeks when it's too crowded for her to know exactly who did it . . . and make sure you just keep moving. Using these strict rules faithfully, I have NEVER been caught. But I sure did get a thrill last night! In a sick kind of way, I like the fact that the bitch got mad at me. Wish I coulda got her buns again.
Grope is Dope - Especially with Friends :-)
Last night at the bars, Shogun took his chikan experimentation and subsequent pleasure to new heights. I went out on the town with two female friends. Actually, I knew only one of them initially, but she had brought her cousin with her. The cousin was so, so pretty . . . from the midwest . . . that "corn fed" innocent look . . . blonde and blue eyed . . . soft skin like fresh milk with just the
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Re: Master Frotteur - U.S. Patent Office
Well MF, old dogs can learn new tricks. And I had every intention of going back to that bar sometime, but I didn't plan to go back so soon. As a matter of fact, when my two friends kept asking about different places to go to, I mentioned that bar along with several others, but made no suggestion that we go there.
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My fellow chikans, here is another Shogun original. I have read nearly all of the posts that have been made to Ayashi BBS . . . both the newer ones and the archived ones. I have read the stories . . . some true and some obviously fabricated . . . and I have read fantasy submissions such as Senor Carlos' "Chikan Land" which was very entertaining.
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Last night as I was reading some of the archived stories, I came across one that gave me a chill up my spine. Somebody had written a piece where they related how they were excited to see large crowds of people in pictures and on tv such as at concerts, sporting events, etc.
There was nothing particularly unusual about that I thought. But then, the person also stated that old footage of cr
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Has anybody ever massaged a girl's neck while conducting the practice of chikan upon her butt? I never considered doing such a thing until I witnessed another chikan do this with great success.
I was at a smaller outdoor concert behind two teen girls. They were OK lookin. One was blonde and wearing tight fitting jean shorts, and the other was with brown hair and short . . . weaing soft c
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Shogun has had many, many experiences over the years. Some of them could not fill out one of my full-fledged stories, but they remain memorable to me for a number of different reasons. I share some of those "short stories" with you here.
I went to a concert once and heard the girl in front of me . . . the one I intended to buttfuck when the show started . . . complai
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Short Stories 2
Here are a few more viginettes stored away in Shogun's memory.
CATCHIN THE A(HOLE) TRAIN
I was at an all ages club, again on the prowl for the perfect set of bottom cheeks between which to rest my aching "log." As usual, the dance floor was crowded in this place, so that definitely was the place to be.
I forged my way onto the floor where I see all these people dancing in a l
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LEAN ON ME
This is one of my favorite short stories.
I was in one of my best joints conducting my "practice" when I saw a very pretty girl with long, straight, reddish hair. Facially, she looked like somebody who had been one of my colleagues at work. This was a big turn-on to me since I always had a kind of crush on that particular colleague.
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Re: Master Frotteur - Glory, Glory Hallelujia!!!
HIS TRUTH KEEPS MARRRRCHING ONNNNNNNN!!!!! Hehehehe. Your stories are GREAT MF I tell you. And they make me LAUGH hysterically. You say you could never have the balls to do what I do. I definitely could not do what you do. It takes all kinds of chikans to make the world go round! Makes ya kinda wanna whistle DIXIE!!! I WISH I WERE IN THE LAND OF COTTON . . . TRROOOOUSSEERRRSSS! Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
Shogun remembers well the first time he ever achieved orgasm against a strange girl's bum while humping her in a crowd. It was at a large outdoor concert in the late summer many years ago. At that time, I was not going to a lot of concerts or other crowded places with ultra-excited anticipation of the possibility of a good chikan grind. I mean, I looked forward to the "contact," but it hadn't b
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DAAANNNGGG!!! Great story Rodz! I loved it. And you incorporated many of Shogun's own practices and techniques! You put the "TOMAHAWK CHOP" on her big ass! You pushed through her booty flesh and felt that TAILBONE!!! You know that the best spot for your dick on a bitch is in the LOWER CHEEKS where you can get both "NOOKIE" and "POOTY HOLE." And then you SPERMED in her crack! All with her husband standing nearby?!!! Excellent young blood . . . EXCELLENT! Shogun gotta go now young prodigy . . . lookin for wrestling tickets :-)
PS You got away with one under hubby's nose, but don't assume that a 5'8" guy can't whip your ass . . . not unless you just one big mofo . . . seen strapped guys that size beat much ass . . . so be careful bub!
Re: Tech Bonus - BubbleButt Showcase!!!
My God Tech! How could you??? How could you put all those . . . those BUNions before my lustful eyes???!!! Man, I wanted to crash my head through this here monitor and swab some of those deep, deeeeepppp onion bun ass cracks with my tongue!!! Damn! Don't you know I'm a JUNKIE!!! Now I need a FIX and ain't no crack to be found! I can't wait till Friday night! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Re: assgrabbinchris - Daisy Dukes Phat Ass Latina
Nice story assgrabbinchris. And yes, I read your other story in the archives. There are thousands of stories, and I definitely remember the one you are referring to. It is a classic. Good work. Good stories.
Re: Tech Bonus - Movies
Didn't get to see the movies dude. Wasn't sure how to access them.
Re: Tech Bonus - Pretty Boys
Tech, like just about anything else, I do believe that looks or physical appearance is relevant to one's success in the practice of chikan. Being good looking clearly doesn't mean that a woman will accept your advances. However, I think it does make it easier to conduct one's practice overall.
Of course, physical attraction is all a matter of taste. I'm not going to be every woman's cup
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Big Butt Inspection
Last night, I was at a bar when I noticed a cute, short blonde with a big ass. By now, all you pervs out there know that Shogun always notices pretty blondes with big butts.
Anyway, she had a cigarette in her mouth and was looking for a light. This is one time Shogun wished that he smoked! Anyway, two other black guys were standing nearby and offered her a light. She accepted, and then
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Re: Sim - Anti-Groper
Better not make any "SIMian" advances upon Ms. Sim. For those of you who don't know, it means "monkey" or "ape-like."
Re: Opportunist - Philly Phreak
Nice story Opportunist. Glad to see that Shogun's "Tomahawk Chop" technique is being utilized around the land. I went to Philly once, but found the action over that long weekend to be fairly weak. It was the weekend they have that big African-American fraternity/sorority deal. Anyway, I have been taking note of the locations spelled out by you and Tech Bonus for any future visits.
I have some small venue concerts coming up soon. One today as a matter of fact. I know one is absolutely sold out way in advance :-) IIIIIIIIIII got a fee - eee - lin! Shogun gonna get some BOOTY HOLE!
Mangos, melons, buns, and hams . . . now shoulder. Now I think I've heard it all . . . but probably not. Had a friend once who fantasized about doing a woman up her nose! I humped a woman in the head once. Hahahaha. Wasn't chikan though. Just . . . ummmm . . . "normal" sex. Gave a new meaning to "skull fuck." Anybody else out there humped any "nontraditional" parts of the female anatomy? Let's hear those stories.
Re: Jay - Disappointing Night
Ah Jay, but that's just the way it goes sometimes. It is good to see your post though because it shows some of the other aspects. We have some great stories here, but they come from much time, patience, and many attempts. I'm sure your luck is bound to change soon. It's been so cold here lately that I don't even want to go out. Keep us posted.
I nominate Gentlebrush for his piece written in early January entitled "Drops of Cum." The story gives a different and unique perspective on the practice of chikan. Let's not forget good stories written much earlier in the month that deserve mention.
Re: Tech Bonus - Not a Chikan
Tech . . . be THANKFUL that you are not a chikan. It's a habit you don't want to pick up. Believe me. Like smoking (at least I don't do that).
To The Chikan Nation - An Open Address
My Fellow Chikans:
Many activities in life are exciting. However, when those activities become entwined with what society has deemed to be criminal behavior, then like it or not, we as chikans have some serious issues we have to face and deal with.
Now if you break it all down, I absolutely believe that the humping and other actions of the chikan are quite natural. The male species
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Re: Opportunist - Slap Happy
I have never seen any of the Slap Happy vids Opportunist. In fact, I have never heard of them. Who puts them out? Where can I go online to have a peek at what they are all about?
Re: Gentlebrush - Drops of Cum Part 2
Yes, Gentlebrush. Another good story. I think AssGrabbinChris is right about what chikans should do. We should all go out and buttfuck Latinas too. They need their fudge packed just like phat butt blondes do. Only problem is, we don't have a lot of Latinas in my city.
I told the story way back when of how I stuck my dick into the bronze buttcrack of a Venezuelan godesss while in Cancun. Her "browned butter buns" jiggled and gave my ding-dong a nice massage. And she said "excuse me" to me with a shy smile :-) I've been wanting to go to South America badly ever since then. Especially Brazil.
PS Gentlebrush . . . what are you packin? A sidewinder? From the crotch to the pony tail??? While standing up?! Damn!
Re: Slap Happy
Found it Opportunist at www.goliathfilms.com. They say the films show women getting head fucked like drooling Raggedy Ann dolls (don't we wish wives and girlfriends would go for such a thing?). It all might be interesting to see. But when they start talking about the "kibbles and bits" (puke), well then, that's where I get off the bus :-) I think Gag Factor works best for me.
Which Way Did He Go???
Dr. Iron Dick? Mr. Secretary-General of Chikanland? Where have you gone??? Have you decided to go out on top now that you were named Chikan of the Year for 2002? I guess I'm the only one left who admits to going AHHHHHHHHHHHH when I sink my boner into some deep and soft female buttocks cracks. In fact, where are all our other allies operating out of the British Isles?
Re: AssGrabbinChris - Pic
Yep . . . that's the kinda phat ass, blonde, white girl onion booties I'm talkin' about. Been in a dry spell lately. Too cold. Can't wait for some new action. I thought about you the other day too. A big butt Latina wearin' stretch pants was getting on the elevator in front of me. I thought, "AssGrabbinChris would love that. Hell. I LOVE that!"
Re: Tech Bonus - Tokyo Chikan Girls
I don't think it's a joke Tech. As a matter of fact, if you read Webmaster Ayashi's story on the main page, you will see that his earliest exposure (no pun intended) to Chikan involved a female molester. I have not heard a lot about female molesters in countries other than Japan. Anybody got any stories?
I've had my ass grabbed by white girls at the bars here in town a few times. I've never complained about it though :-) I've also seen some white girls grope guys and laugh. They are so obvious when they do it . . . they don't have to worry about being sneaky since their wayward hands will not land their asses in trouble like it will a man.
Re: Banner Ad
This must be a joke right? I mean . . . Master Ayashi . . . a banner ad that screams AVOID THE CROWDS???? Baahahahaha! That vendor will never sell anything to us chikans!
Reggae Rump Hump/ Titty Stalker
Well at last! Finally my fellow chikans! Some of the mid-winter blahs have lifted as Black Shogun has finally broken his drought. That's right! Got me some more blonde and blue butt last Saturday night. Plus more! Yes siree Bob! Hahahaha. Here's the story of Shogun's latest greatest humpin' and gropin' adventure!
Last Saturday night, I decided to go check out a show at a smaller ven
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Re: X - Car Show Ass Shots
Could that hand belong to none other than Dirty Uncle??? Hahahaha! OK . . . that does it. I haven't been to my city's car show in a few years. Maybe it's time to go again.
Recently, I told a female acquaintanace about my shenanigans at the reggae show (see "Reggae Rump Hump/Titty Stalker). Of course, I cleaned it up a bit . . . a lot actually . . . hehehe. I didn't share nearly the details I would with the chikan nation. But enough to let her know what happened with the drunk blonde.
My female acquaintance told me that as far as she could see, it was all co
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Re: Appalled - Frottage My Foot
Ummmmm . . Frottage my foot??? Sounds like an invitation to me. I thought somebody in here was into feet. Not me. BUM!!!!!
Re: Gentlebrush - Reggae Rump Hump
It was indeed a bit uncomfortable Gentlebrush . . . actually hurt a bit as I got hard and my member fought to raise up and get out. But the discomfort was taken care of by drunk Nancy's hopping up and down and bucking her booty cheeks back against my sperm worm . . . made Shogun CREAM!!!
PS I have found that reggae shows are some of the best places to butthump babes . . . they are often drunk and/or high on alcohol or weed . . . wagging their asses around for the taking.
Re: Bob - Appalled
Bob, what if Appalled happens to be a dude :-)???
Re: Guest - Chicago
Hi Guest. I'm gonna be in Chicago in 8 weeks. Tell me about the best places to go so I don't waste time. Needs to be crowded with PHAT ASS WHITE BABES!!! Then, I can come back and write up a nice report FOR OUR TROOPS in the Persian Gulf :-)
Re: Guest - Club 720
Cool man. Chicks on Ecstasy huh? Hmmmmmm. Can you give me the street address? Don't know . . . sounds kinda too big to get jam packed. What you know about The Elbo Room and Phyllis' Musical Inn? Any good? Shoot me the addy to Club 720. Is that place any good on Fridays?
Re: X - Chicago Club
I believe the name of that place is called Epitome . . . on South Michigan Avenue . . . I won't be going there. I hate moronic security people.
Up In Flames
Another nightclub disaster has transpired here in the US of A. This is getting to be a most dangerous game. The first thing I'm going to do at the next nightclub I visit is scope out the exits.
Doin' The Bum Diddly
Hello again to all of you citizens of the Chikan Nation. Last weekend, I attended my first major concert of the year. Yeah, yeah. I know. Well, New Year's resolutions are meant to be broken. Everybody knows that! Anyway, it was yet another unbelievable outing for the chikan Shogun warrior. Here's the scoop on what happened.
This particular show was being held in a smaller club venue
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For my pieces entitled "Reggae Rump Hump/Titty Stalker" and "Doin The Bum Diddly", I cast a vote for myself as chikan of the month for the month of February. It looked like a potential loser of a month, but boy was I wrong.
Does anybody know of any good upskirt videos or DVDs? Since coming to this board, I have developed more of an interest in seeing that sort of thing. I particularly would like to see video that exposes fat pussy lips sticking out of the sides of skimpy panties, and little panties "wedgied" in between female booty cheeks. For real and amatuer only. Anybody have any leads?
Eat Your Veggies
Check this out: http://www.onionbooty.com/home.php
A Nation Without Borders
Wow. Readers and writers from Japan . . . Taiwan . . . The Phillipines . . . Canada . . . The United States . . . Mexico . . . Venezuela . . . The United Kingdom . . . eastern Europe . . . Turkey . . . The United Arab Emirates (Dubai). And who knows where else! The Nation of Chikan is truly one without geopolitical borders!
To my knowledge, it would appear that all the world's continents are represented on the board save for Australia and Africa (who cares about Antarctica?). Any readers from down under or from the dark continent? You too are a part of the chikan diaspora.
Re: tech_ bonus - Eat Your Veggies
Isn't an onion a type of veggie? Hahahaha! Onion booty is my favorite type of plant or veggie. Hehehehe!
Re: tech_bonus - Upskirts
Thanks Tech! The pictures were great, but for some reason, none of my media players would play any of the video clips. I just kept getting an error message, or the clips just wouldn't play on my computer. I would really like to see some stuff where the women don't know they are being filmed too! LOL!
To The Opportunist
Opportunist, when are you going to finish that story you had started to tell us? You left us with you standing on the stairway cupping an Asian girl's butt cheeks. What happened next?
Question for Stragen
Stragen, how safe is it to butthump Turkish women? I know that Turkey is a very secular country, but it is still an Islamic one. An Islamic country would be one of the last places on earth where I would try to get some crack. I mean, I would fear the fate that Dr. Iron Dick threatens his worst enemies with . . . Turkish prison! So Stragen, please advise the international chikan community about "hunting" for female butt cracks in your country.
Re: tech_bonus - Upskirt Vids
All the still pics come right up for me Tech. It's the video clips. But when I looked at the vids that ram rod gave us a link to, they played. I've noticed something though . . . I seem to have this problem only when I'm trying to look at stuff where Yahoo is involved. Is there some special player you should use when trying to look at stuff on Yahoo? I don't get it.
Re: Stragen - Turkey
Stragen, thanks for your response. Because Turkey is an Islamic country, many people mistakenly believe that Turks are Arabs, when in fact, they are not. Indeed, Turkey is an ancient land and the former seat of the Eastern Roman Empire with Judeo-Christian roots. Turkey is a true crossroads between Europe and the Middle East.
I watched a travel program about Turkey a few years ago and wa
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Re: Kevin - Upskirt Videos
Thanks Kevin! Lots of good stuff there! I would really like to see some good chikan videos too . . . even if staged as long as they looked real. Something would be better than nothing at this point . . . as long as it looked real. I just haven't come across anything like that yet.
I don't know where you're from exposeme, but that would be an incredibly stupid thing to do around here since most convenience stores have VIDEO CAMERAS!!!!
MTV: Mardi Gras Undercover
I was just watching a program on MTV called Mardi Gras Undercover. They had one segment on the program called "the ass slap incident." What they showed was a caucasian chikan actually coming up and sneakily grabbing the buttcheeks of a brunette chick who turns around and yells at him! They freeze the picture so that you can clearly see the guy's hand on her butt! Then, another white dude comes
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VH1: Girls Gone Wild Uncovered
It's on right now in the USA on VH1! Check it out! Who knows what unexpected chikan action might show up? Just like in the MTV Mardi Gras Uncovered program.
Chikan Video Clips
Check out the Yahoo Groups TokyoSubwayGroping and Chikan. If you have ever been curious about what Japanese chikan videos are like, the files located within these groups will give you some idea of that. Enjoy!
It's nice to see a post from a woman who clearly articulates why she is here and who can intelligently communicate a point of view without a bunch of hidden agendas. In order to post here, it doesn't matter whether one's point of view is pro or anti chikan. What matters is that one have a point of view, and that one can express that viewpoint without being only a simple-minded abuser of others who post here. I look forward to reading more posts from you Meilin.
Re: Meilin - Second Groping
Meilin, I am quite familiar with BART (Bay Area Rapid Tansit) and getting around in the San Francisco area. I lived in Daly City for 4 years. I know the area well and could visualize your trip from the city to Concord. I came back for a visit last October as a matter of fact. I rode BART but didn't have any exciting adventures.
The Nation of Chikan Must Remain as One
Stragen in Turkey and Punjabi Butt Humper in Dubai! Other chikans who may be reading throughout the Muslim world! In only a matter of hours, if not sooner, a state of open war shall exist between the United States and Iraq, and therefore, most of the Islamic world since the U.S. is hated by many Muslims!
I want all my fellow Muslim chikans who may be reading to know that you are still my
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Re: Nanbread - Meilin
That's a good point to raise Nanbread. We can allow for the benefit of the doubt I suppose, at least until etsablished otherwise. In the event that it is a woman, I think it would be best if some of us showed just a little bit of class for now (that bit of "class" that a chikan can have!).
We say that we want posts from women, and then we act like simian creatures straight from the Planet of the Apes! Do you want to scare Meilin away before Meilin can truly establish whether she is worthy of being the object of chikan desires??? If she was coming here making trouble, that would be one thing. But she has not. Instead, some who frequent the board are making the trouble. So, let's give Meilin more time to establish who she is and what she's all about.
There are many protest rallies around the country. I look on with envy at places like Chicago and NYC. Even London and Rome. All those big crowds. I need to find such a crowd . . . so that I may chikan a pretty, unpatriotic protestor . . . my finger between her booty cheeks . . . and my "cruise missile" in her bum crack.
Re: Carlos - Riots and Groping
I like what you speak Carlos. Who cares about the political issue? The only relevant matter is the issue of Chikan. Liberal or conservative, Catholic or Prostestant, Jew or gentile, war or anti-war . . . deep, warbley female buttocks cheeks must parted open and explored by the chikan under any and all circumstances possible.
Re: Pincher - Here Comes the Sun
Shogun prefers to go where the sun don't shiiiiinneeee. And that's all up in big PHAT ASS white girl big booty behiiiinnnnddddd!!! AHA . . . HAHA . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! www.onionbooty.com is what I'm talkin' about! Eat your onions!
Re: Punjabi Butt Humper - Old Encounter
Glad to see you back and contributing PBH!!! I recently was shown some nice underground pics on the Internet by one female who claims to make porno pics in India. Some of the pictures showed this pretty Indian girl being buttfucked by an Indian man!!!
Immediately, I thought of your past posts wherein you stated that such perverted activity was outlawed in India and could get one stoned
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I cast my vote for Meilin. To be sure, her stories are told from the perspective of the gropee versus the groper, but this will normally be the case for stories related by women. I say we break new ground here. My vote goes to Meilin.
Turn About is Fair Play
My friends, I went out on Friday night and had my ass cheeks assaulted by no less than THREE women! THREE I tell you! Two of them were friends and grabbed my ass right on the street in plain view for all to see! I told you . . . these drunk white girls in this town do not care. They will grab a guy's ass with no "technique" at all and just laugh! Not caring who sees!
When I was on the
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Welcome back all you London chikans! Where have you all been for 3 months??? Was some type of moratorium declared on chikan in London or something??? Anyway, welcome back to the board, and let's hear those stories!
Re: March Award: Meilin
Congrats to Meilin on winning the March award. Meilin's winning stories keep the bar raised high when it comes to what it takes to win a monthly "chikan literary award."
Now come on the rest of you out there. I know there are some of you out there with some great stories to tell who also know how to spin a tale. Let's hear some of those great stories, and let's keep that bar raised high!
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