Doin' The Bum Diddly
Hello again to all of you citizens of the Chikan Nation. Last weekend, I attended my first major concert of the year. Yeah, yeah. I know. Well, New Year's resolutions are meant to be broken. Everybody knows that! Anyway, it was yet another unbelievable outing for the chikan Shogun warrior. Here's the scoop on what happened.
This particular show was being held in a smaller club venue as opposed to a large stadium or arena. Given the tragedies that have ocurred in similar types of clubs recently, the first thing I did when I entered the building was not to scope out the prettiest "crack" in the place but to identify the exits! It felt good to get inside too since I had waited outside in the cold for about an hour.
Of course, Shogun never waits around idly. "Waiting time" is the perfect time to begin checking out the crowd to see whose "melons" may be ripe for . . . ummm . . . "the pricking." I spotted a teen blonde wearing a black designer sweat suit type of get up. Her thin sweat pants outlined her young tender hams beautifully, and the crack of her ass was clearly identifiable. "How heavenly it would feel to sink my 'stiffy' into that," I thought. I decided to keep a look out for her once we were in. Since she was there fairly early, I figured she would try to get up front.
Then, there was a pretty, auburn haired, big butt teen standing behind me. She had actually cut the line to stand with her friends. "A good reason to give her an authoritative fuck in the ass," I thought. She kept turning around to talk to her friends, her back to me. Everytime she would do this, her big caboose would bump me from behind. "Good sign," I thought. She may not be bothered by a little "contact sports" :-) I did happen to see her in the crowd later that night, but I never did get a chance to dig into her "paydirt."
Once in the club, of course plenty of people made their way to the stage to get a good spot. Shogun was no exception. I got behind a rather tall brunette girl who had her long hair in some kind of "twisted" rasta style. She was still wearing her coat, so I really couldn't check out her backside. The place was really dark too. Besides, she seemed to get annoyed by the crowd, and there was still an hour left before the show would get started. I decided she was a no go.
Standing to my right, however, was another teen girl who looked to be at least part Native American in descent. She had a pretty face and a nice shape tucked into her jeans. With it being so dark and crowded, I decided to go for some hand action . . . first a finger on her left cheek . . . then the tips of three fingers . . . then my whole hand . . . lightly cupping and rubbing the cheeks of this Native American princess. I took my index finger and rubbed it softly in her buttcrack several times. The girl noticed nothing. I continued with this "handy work" until the show got started.
The show eventually did start, and the first of 4 bands took to the stage. Even though this group was just the opener, there was a crowd surge toward the stage. Shogun parted from the Indian maiden and made a charge toward the stage! As I did, I noticed a very pretty teen blonde up front with two friends, about two rows back from the stage. I was 4 rows back, but my manuevering got me to the 3rd row and right on the arse of one of the blonde's friends.
The friend kind of reminded me of Kelly Osbourne because of the style and coloring of her hair. Her bum was big and round with a deep valley of a crack. As the band started to play, I shoved my freed up dick into "Kelly's" deep butt crack. She was wearin' some thin little skirt. My "woody", which was restrained only by my thin sweat pants, sank right into that "valley." "Kelly" began to take great big hops up and down! This caused my dick to drag roughly through her "arse gap"! The friction caused by my thick meat scubbing back and forth through the girl's big ass felt great! Even though her blonde friend was my first choice, I concluded that I could stay up in "Kelly's" big ass for a long time if I had to, and then spunk up her butt!
"Kelly Osbourne" kept on a hoppin' through the opening set, and my hard dick kept on a gettin' a great massage by her fat ass cheeks! Hahahaha! But as it turned out, the opening set was only a short one. Only 30 minutes. When the opener stopped playing, "Kelly" stopped hopping. But then, in anticipation for the next group, people started jostling around again. I saw this as an opporutnity to get close to the little blonde friend. The crowd surged . . . "Kelly" got pushed out of place! And Shogun found himself in the place to be . . . behind the pretty little blonde girl who, unbeknownst to her, was about to offer up her "rosebud" for practically the rest of the show :-))))! On this night, I would perpetrate one of the best concert buttfucks on a blonde that I have ever carried out in my entire life! EVER!
Now, this little blonde was incredibly cute. Her hair was long and straight and framed a face with good looks. She wore a black top that exposed her arms and shoulders, and covering her young but shapely little teeny ass was a thin plaid skirt. I know her name was "Jessica" because I heard the one friend who had managed to hold her ground call her this. It was a tight crowd and I was really up on Jessica . . . body to body. In between the first and second sets, I began to lightly hump her in her soft, young, buttocks cheeks.
I started out slowly at first . . . rocking side to side and testing the waters . . . or the hind quarters if you will! Hahahaha! With no reaction, I became bolder and inserted my penis firmly into the teen blonde's crack! Still no reaction! My dick rested in the full length of her crevice . . . I "ahhhed" at how my dick rested the entire length of her butt slide . . . the head resting on her lower back.
Now, I began to work in sloooowww lusful circles of my hips . . . diggin' into the girl's heiney hole! Her young blonde cheeks separated open . . . accommodating Black Shogun's thick meat! The next band started and young teen blondie began to hop! AWWWWWWWWWWWW MAN!!! WOOOOOOO that was GOOD!!! Because the girl was hopping up and down so high, I just stood still and pushed my hips in . . . enjoying the ride. It was another short set, but I knew I was now buried into a set of young, blonde, buttocks cheeks that I could NOT lose until I had spermed against her! NO WAY will I lose this girl's butthole to another chikan in the crowd!
Blondie hopped through the entire set, so Shogun decided not to do much humping. But once the short set was over, I went to work! The crowd crush became even greater because we were now only one band away from the headliner. I used the packed circumstances as an excuse to start outright humping my pretty blondie. I adjusted my stance and dick a bit so that I was now in the "sweet spot" . . . the part of a woman that Shogun loves . . . the lower arse cheeks where they meet up with the pussy lips. I then began to bend at the knee and slowly lift up again . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! My raging BONER twitched with pleasure as I felt her ass meat rise and fall to my "squats and lifts!"
Often througout the night, Jessica would turn her head to talk to her friend. When she would do this, sometimes I was looking right into her face and humping away at the same time! I found that to be so very exciting. I was fucking her right up her butt and looking into her face! At one point when blonde Jessica turned to talk to her friend, I heard the friend complain about the crowd. She said that the place was so crowded she felt like she was being buttfucked! HAHAHAHAHA! I almost started laughing out loud right then and there because her friend WAS being assfucked! Right then and there as she complained!
When the next band came on, I really started to "JACK" that teen blonde in her ass my boys. I mean, I was ALL UP in it. I arched my back and hips and began to out and out fuck her in her butthole! I mean, I was as FAR and as DEEP up a girl's ass as I have EVER been at a concert! There was no place else to go! We're talkin' deeeeeeepppppp my boys! Blonde Jessica danced to the music and I hunched like an animal . . . to the right I would go, and I could feel her right ass cheek push out as I rubbed and ground my dick against the wall of that cheek! "OOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I groaned out loud! Then to the left and the same thing! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Next, I adjusted my dick so mostly the big head of my dick was in the girl's pooty crack! I began to push forward and the head of my dick sank in between blondie's cheeks!!! I kept pushing and I mean I was fuckin DEEP!!!! I was so fuckin deep up this girl's ass that the head of my BIG DICK was pressing her pooty hole! YES . . . SHOGUN hit PAYDIRT!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My knees became weak and I began to tremble. I so desperately now want to cum having jacked this blonde up the ass something good! I needed to CUM, or else I was gonna feel ROBBED!!! No, "We wuz robbed!" was gonna happen tonight!
Now keep in mind that while all this was going on, we had "incoming" in the crowd. That is, people were crowd surfing. In order to be a successful chikan and maximize the experience, a chikan must be able to multitask! Hahahahaha! So, whenever I had a female crowd surfer pass directly over me or in my vicinity where I could reach her, I would "reach out and touch someone." Cop a feel! Hahahaha! One girl wearing jeans passed over head . . . I grabbed her squarely and FIRMLY between her legs and squeezed HARD . . . I could distinctly feel the softness of her muff! Another girl passes over . . . squeezed her on her buttocks cheeks! Then another. Same thing! Wait! There's the one I saw outside in the sweat suit! Too far! Damn! A girl wearing a skimpy top goes over head . . . I go for her titties! I managed to pull the top away from her chest almost ripping it off! But I failed to get my hand underneath! This is MAYHEM my chikan bretheren! Absolute MAYHEM I say to you!!!!
But now, back to my "dick up pretty blonde girl's asshole" scenario! I fucked blondie hard and fierce in her buttcheeks . . . trying to cum. I did not, but no fear! The headliner is next! I knew it would be only a matter of time. By now, the place was the most jam packed it had been all night . . . and I was gonna continue to pack that little bitch's FUDGE!!! In between sets now, I rested both my forearms high on blondie's back and shoulders . . . I managed to kiss her on one of her arms because of the way she was holding them . . . I closed my eyes several times as I took hard and purposeful digs into her bum cheeks . . . I groaned out loud
into the darkness and loudness of the crowd as I felt her buttocks cheeks continue to spread open and close to my motions . . . I could feel her BUTTHOLE at times . . . WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW MAN! AWWWWWWWWWWW MAN! CHIKANS!!!!! This was some good blonde ASSHOLE HERE!!!! Man, man, MAN!!!
Shogun then began to say stuff out loud . . . nobody could hear. I put my mouth right near the girl's ear and said that I was "fucking her in her ass" and that I "loved my dick between her blonde buttcheeks." I couldn't believe it, but one time she turned to talk to her friend . . . I was looking directly into her face and saying shit! I guess she could see my lips moving but she couldn't hear shit! MAN! MAN, MAN, MAN!!!!!!!
The headliner finally took the stage and there was a big crush!!! My face was pushed right into the back of blondie's head! I kissed her on the back of her head to thank her for the incredible pleasure her buttcheeks and young asshole were giving to me . . . and then . . . and then . . . I began to chew her hair and DROOL into her head! I deposited some saliva into blondie's hair . . . then more! Then even MORE!!! Because my mouth was dry, the saliva I produced was thick and white like CUM!!! I watched the spittle glisten under the dim lights and disappear into a tangle of blonde hair as she swayed her head.
Now, with the headliner on, I started to fuck the livin shit outta that pretty young blonde thing . . . in her fuckin AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHOLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! YAY-UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOOOOOO!!!!!!! And there was NO FUCKIN WAY she couldn't feel my big dick up her pooty hole. In fact, she got to a point that she would stop dancing and hopping and just stand and take my thrusts deep, DEEEEEPPP, DEEEEEEEEEEPPP between her bum cheeks. I still can't believe how hard I was humping her and how fuckin deep my dong was into her white BOOTY! She HAD to feel this big black "chalupa." There's just no way she didn't.
In any event, all I knew was that I needed to get off. I humped like a desperate mad man . . . trembling at the knees and groaning OUT LOUD as my dick massaged and twitched against the walls of this blonde teen's buttocks cheeks . . . separating them open WWWIIIIDDDEEEE . . . OOOHHHHHHHHHH!! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! The pleasure began to well up . . . ohhh the weakness in the knees! OOOHHHHHHHH the feel of my big dick separating her booty cheeks WIDE apart . . . AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I CAME and let out a loud AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that even Dr. IRON DICK would be proud of! A smile of relief came upon my face as the seed squirted out of Shogun's sperm worm into the girl's pooty crack . . . a worm that had burrowed so, so far into a strange blonde girl's asshole . . . and that had rubbed ALL AGAINST the walls of those blonde teeny cheeks . . . spreading them wide apart. . . feeling her cheeks flex and shake and jiggle to my probing . . . siiighhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
By this time I was totally beat! Buttfucking that hot blonde had been quite a workout. It's hard work, but somebody has to do it! I took a rest . . . just resting with my weight upon her little back for about 3 or 4 songs. But then, after getting a rest, I decided I needed to try to sperm in her milky white buttocks crack again. I was rested and had got a big boner for blondie again. I inserted my dick back into her crack . . . again running the entire length of her buttocks crack. I then began to do some more "squats." Hahahaha. I would dip my knees and drag my dick down through that delectible, young bum crack. But the best part was when I would lift up again . . . my dick would slid back up through her buttcrack up towards the cleft . . . where the "crack meat" becomes narrower and tighter . . . as I slid back up, I could feel the little bitch's "crack meat" near the cleft squeeze together and my dick would pinch through as best it could! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHH GAWD that felt GOOOODDD!!! This HAD to be one of my BEST concert chikan buttfuck girls of ALL TIMESSSSSSS!!!!!! I shall NEVER forget Jessica!
This was feeling so good that I felt the chances of my getting another nut was good. I began to hump hard and deep like I had done earlier. Only problem is, things had gotten even MORE packed and people were now having a problem. And what did Jessica do? She tried thrusting . . . her booty back . . . to get some room . . . need I say more??? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Maybe it worked for a second or two, but that was it. What it mostly did was bring Shogun additional joy!
I kept it up, but after a while, it became clear that I would not get another nut up Jessica's butt. That was OK though. The action up her A-hole had been incredible. I could not have asked for more from that litttle heiney of hers. I decided to look for some more buttcheeks to hump. That's when I took note of the fact that there was a tall, cute brunette standing on my left. I took note because my left forearm was kind of against her chest . . . in the vicinity of her titties :-) Before "breaking off the engagement" of my dick to Jessica's young poop chute, I felt up her ass. I squeezed her right buttocks cheek and didn't feel any panties. Maybe that's why the contact had felt so fuckin good.
I used the situation of my forearm against the brunette's chest as an opportunity to . . . shall we say . . . "explore." The girl's titties weren't that big, but I'm not a tit man anyway . . . I could see where they were! I adjusted my forearm so that it was resting on one of the girl's tits. I then began to work my arm around in a slow circular motion . . . massaging her titty . . . she noticed nothing. I then adjusted my arm again so that the back of my hand now rested on the same milk jug. Again, I went with the circular motion for about 5 minutes. Finally, the girl seemed to notice but she had a kind of confused look on her face :-) I stopped with the motions and removed my hand nonchalantly from her titty . . . she placed one of her hands on the same titty :-)
Oh, but Shogun wasn't through yet! Not yet my friends! Every Shogun outing is an epic story! And an epic must have an appropriate "end" . . . no pun intended. My hand having been caught in the "titty jar", I managed to get myself behind the brunette cutie. Because it was so crowded, I really couldn't see her ass. So, I just palmed it and felt for size, firmness, malleability and curvature . . . niiiccceeeee. So, you know what happens next. My dick went right into her bum. She was wearing jeans, but they were a thinner type. I pressed into the brunette's left bum cheek and it sunk in like a soft pillow . . . . AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I adjusted and got into her booty crack . . . she fuckin hopped up and down to the music like a maniac . . . DOUBLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Her bum was so fuckin full and plum and round that I wished that I had more time cuz I woulda got off against her rear too! A very nice ass for a white girl she had!
I enjoyed the pleasure from this newest bum, but then spotted a target that got my immediate attention. I spotted a pretty blonde wearing lowrider jeans! YUM, YUM! I mean, they were so fuckin low on her hips . . . barely coming up high enough to cover her ass cheeks and pooty crack! I left the brunette and got behind the blonde. The jeans were thin and the bottom was round! I shoved my dick into her blonde crack and groaned aloud. She just kept bucking back and forth with the crowd and music . . . her butt being pushed back into my groin.
And then I had a thought. I decided that I wanted to stick my index finger into the top of her low rider jeans . . . see if I could feel panties or . . . Heaven forbid . . . her butt crack! I had NEVER tried to put a hand inside of a girl's pants before. But her lowrider jeans were soooo low . . .I had to try. And I did pull it off! I actually got about half an inch of my finger into the top back of the girl's lowriders! I didn't feel any panties or her buttcrack, but I was in there.
At one point, the girl seemed to notice something and turned around looking back there . . . with a confused look on her face. She turned back around . . . I put my finger back into her jeans . . . so DESPERATELY wanting to go further down in there and touch the high end of her booty crack . . . but knowing that if I did I would get caught. Had we been closer up front and crushed in the crowd, I may have gone for it. I eventually removed my finger and humped the chick in between her ass cheeks until the show was over. When the show was done, I left the building and went to a bar up the street to get a few badly needed drinks . . . and knowing that once again I had proved that I am a CHIKAN SHOGUN!!! I am . . .
Black Shogun!!!
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