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True story...
On a very crowded subway about a year ago. Hubby was in front of me, both of us facing forward. After some time, I felt a nudge from the rear. Thought nothing of it...then I felt what could be said was a small phallic thinger poking at my butt. I moved forward a bit...and then felt a hand running up the crack of my ass. Not good. I turned around (completely mind you, not just my shoulders) to see who this idiot was. Some ass munch in a suit learing at me. No Shit...I smiled very nicely at him , leaned into him..he leaned towards me...and I gave him a hard knee to the nuts. He doubled over, my husband looked around and said...what the F*&%?? The guy looked up as I told my husband, "he was grabbing my ass." This guy did not know whether to shit or go blind. (Can't tell by the pic, but the hubby is 6'4", ex all american middle linebacker for Penn State). I swear he pissed his pants. Being of the middle line backer mentality...he can get a bit excited when agitated ...but was cool and didn't kill him. Just stared at him until he ran off the next stop.
True story...gropers beware if you're in NYC lmao

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