Mosh Pit Etiquette

Ok mw, that is a good question. It is an important one. The only true rule of the mosh pit is that when somebody falls down, MAKE SURE you help him or her get up by pulling them up. When someone falls down in the moshpit its vital that people attempt to help this person get up as this person becomes a tripping hazard for everyone and if people start falling, you can rest assure that some people won't be leaving without the help of security/ambulance/helicopter. Other than that, try to keep your elbows down and make sure your shoes are tied tightly. You could stand and pick your nose in the center of a mosh pit and no one would notice. There is so much activity going on in there that no one will pay attention to you, especially at big out door concerts. The main thing is learning to go in the direction that the crowd is going. If the crowd decides to surge forward, don't try and move back or you'll most certainly fall down. Go with the crowd, don't elbow anyone, help people up who fall down, and most importantly, grope all the young bitches your heart desires. In a mosh pit the chances of getting caught by security for groping are almost less than that of being struck by lightning in your home. I prefer not to grope bitches that are with there bf's who are over 20 as that can lead to uneccesary problems. When there are thousands of bitches to grope that are 16-19 and not with anyone, why bother going for the one who has a boyfriend there who might kick your ass, or get him and his group of friends to do so. I will grope girls who are 16 with there 16 yr old bf's, If they're alone together. Chances are he won't do shit about it. The worst I've experienced in these scenarios is a dirty look. That didn't stop me from doing to much though LOL. People can easily get lost from there group of friends if the mosh pit is big enough. This happens often at outdoor concerts with big pits. Finding the girl who's alone and separated from her friends is by all means a gold mine. This girl is trapped in the moshpit (believe me it can take over half an hour to find your way out of one) and is alone in a huge crowd of people who don't even notice her. This girl can be groped, fondled, and humped to no extreme, without you even thinking about getting caught. I believe in a past post I told you about the time I humped, and groped this bitch so hard she started to cry. It did make me feel bad but let me tell you, the opportunities are fantastic in a mosh pit. When you first get in there you'll be very cautios, at least I still am. It takes a good two or three victims to reassure myself about how safe this really is. Take Moshpit Groper as a prime example. He pretty much pulled this hot bitches pants off in there. If there were any doubters about that story, let me tell you, once you've attended warped tour, or any outdoor concert like it, you'll realize that this shit can happen very easily. I personally never thought of it before or I would've done it myself. Nice one Pit Groper. The other thing that I warned about in an earlier post is that fondling a crowd surfing chick is risky when she's lifted on top of the crowd right beside you. Chances are it was her boyfriend or her group of friends that put her up there, and they'll be watching her. But if a crowd surfing chicks comes over top of you, you honestly could try and pull her pants down or pull her shirt off and no one would care. They are very very easy to fondle as they are truely truely helpless. They couldn't be more helpless if they were tied to a chair. The only downfall to it is they will come over top of you quickly and leave just as fast as they got there. I'd say one minute maximum to do your groping. Whats nice about it is that you could have a girl in front of you that you are fondling, and then all of a sudden another one comes over top of you. Its like you worked hard to get positioning behind this one hot girl, and just when you're in groping heaven, another one comes via the crowd over top of you. Then when she goes, you go back to the one in front of you. I don't think that better groping conditions exist, if anyone knows of anything comparable plz let me know. I hope this was helpful mw, Im sure Moshpit groper and others will be able to offer further tips to you, and others that haven't experienced this.

Ps. don't forget to pinch a tit and grab an ass for me

The Infamous Groper

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