Toronto

Happy New Year, everybloody!

groper, Toronto is a great chikan town, especially in the summer (don't you just hate those long, bulky winter coats that some women wear??) You have to be careful and fairly discreet. None of this "ramming your dick between the cheeks" stuff these other guys talk about -- you'll get arrested for sure!

The subway's good during morning rush hour and since there are only two lines (N-S and E-W) everybody's jammed on all at once. The evening rush hour is more spread out so it's less crowded, but if you wait for a packed car it's still fun.

The thing I love about Toronto is that it's so multi-cultural: whites, blacks, Asians, every shape and size, something for everyone! I'm particularly fond of the Asian office-lady / housewife type and the best place for them is Chinatown marketplaces. They're very crowded and the women are so intent on getting bargains and pushing and shoving themselves that they tend not to notice that someone (me!) is squishing their cute bums with a little extra-special pressure.

Lord, I can't wait for spring-time!

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