Chikan-good times!

A fun place to "grab" some ass in the South, is during a funeral! Now I know that may not seem so but it is!! If you go to one with a large crowd in attendance, be ready to give a good "handjob"! In the major cities, on Saturdays (the schoolgirls will be there) I've had too much fun!! Make sure that you're appropriately dressed. Look serious and don't be seen "measuring your quarry"! Its a BIG help if you're black but I've seen white guys get some IF they play it cool! I was at one funeral, didn't know the honoree, it was on a Sunday afternoon and I had to choose. Between the teen girl, the young, 20-something mommy trying to control her toddler and the older woman behind me, to my right, I was in a real situation! There were guys on the sidelines grinning and watching and I'm trying to be discreet! The teeny's looking over her left shoulder smiling and backing up! The fine, young, momm's bending over to keep her baby form running away (she got tired of holding the child)!! The well dressed 50-something had big TiTs-I know that they were real, she was trying to shove the left one into my armpit!!! I wanted the young Momm but she didn't want me. She couldn't go anywhere though because it was standing room only and she was probably new in town and didn't know her way around. she had to stay there until the ceremony was over! The teen was short enough that I didn't have to bend my arm, just hold on and squeeze!! I was however really getting turned on between the two of them and the (slighty graying) woman ramming me in my shoulder. I glad that I wore that Armani!! Decisions, decisions!!!!

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