Arm Humper 2

I am not sure why my post is in the abused board, when I see salty ass comments on the main board. Look at the posts I have quoted from him below, he indirectly attacked Shogun with salty ass comments. And they are not in the abused board? I am tired of reading these posts, they just make me fucking cringe; why is a old aged black male being salty on a fucking BBS? How would you feel if I indirectly attacked you on the main board, Master Ayashi? Jesus, this is pretty much common sense, yet I still see these dumbass salty comments on the main board. His posts of iterations of the same story is already horrible to look at, why in the world do we need to see his salty comments? Just look at these 3 posts by Arm Humper:

Arm Humper: allrounder (Wed 20 Jun 2018 16:01:59 GMT)
erectile dysfunction is rape victim's revenge

I am so glad that, despite my age, I am able to rub my erection on young women's bodies and have intense orgasms. That is exactly what I did on Monday on the bus. And she was my favourite type: tall, statuesque, nice width about the hips; the sort of girl who plays volleyball. I hope that I will be able to continue my career for a very long time, and I think I should be, because there is justice in this world.

Arm Humper: allrounder (Wed 13 Jun 2018 10:28:31 GMT)
How Long is Full Length?

A student once asked a university lecturer about the optimal length of an essay. His response was that an essay should be like a mini-skirt, short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the essentials. I am guided by similar criteria. I am not going to get into a pointless argument about how long is full length, but the fact is, that the two full length stories I wrote last Tuesday, bitch-Hunt, and Old Man in Heaven Again, answered the questions, who, what, where when, and how without being tedious or pursuing length for its own sake. Obviously, KFC worker Gets Some Cock is not full length and was never promoted as such. I am glad that I can still make a positive contribution, it's better than being an impotent commentator.

Arm Humper: allrounder (Fri 01 Jun 2018 00:06:13 GMT)
The Merry Month of May

I humped six damsels to orgasm this month on the bus. The last event was yesterday, when I exploded against the backside of a nurse in uniform. I like to do nurses, because they are educated people, at least to some extent. She was the third nurse that I've done for this year. The first two were in January. Most of the women I did this month were young and good-looking, but the highpoint of the month was the second last encounter when I ejaculated with my member pressed on the posterior of the cute schoolgirl I mentioned in my last post. I am extremely grateful that I can still be very active and have not been silenced by health issues. I would hate to be just a commentator,

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