Just like the University of Michigan Study Said

You're a miserable, nit-picky A-hole . . . and you're trying to change the subject . . . but I'm not going to let you. By your OWN words as stated on May 8, 2017 you don't qualify to be in the HOF, and that's the bottom line:

Arm Humper: allrounder (Mon 08 May 2017 17:39:07 GMT)

Freddy Jr

I want to thank you, Freddy Jr, for nominating me for man of the month of April. I would also like to congratulate Narflarf for winning the honour. In certain quarters, a lot has been made of the fact that I've never been awarded motm, so I should explain that I only rarely put myself in consideration for the award by writing flowery, full-length stories. My preference is for brief, matter of fact reports. So I'm in the Hall of Fame NOT BECAUSE OF THE GREAT STORIES I'VE TOLD, but for the things I've actually achieved. Unfortunately I'm ill at the moment, so you wont be hearing much from me, but I'm looking forward to reading about your adventures.

Truth be told, you haven't achieved JACK SHIT but what's in your own demented mind. I AM more educated than you, and I DESERVE to be in the HOF, the very existence of which is owed to me. So in the words of that "old negro spiritual", FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHA!!!

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